>Absolute example of a man
>/fit/, healthy lifestyle
>Extremely self confident go-getter
>Heart of gold, will take care of everyone in his neighborhood if needed
>Treated as a living joke instead of the role model he is.
When proper role models get laughed at, we get shit like today's america, obese, shut-in, jaded.
Why was Johnny treated so unfairly?
Absolute example of a man
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Because there would be no show without it.
When I was a kid I thought he being rejected bi women was part of the joke. When I grew up, lots of female friends told me Jonny is quite unfuckable and non atractive.
I mean canonically he gets mad pussy all the time we just see the times he fucks up because it's funny.
Did you like the show? Did you laugh at his failures? That's why. The show wouldn't be interesting if we saw him win all the time and we've seen him win over some of the women too. And the volcano proved he wasn't a virgin. The problem with the later seasons was that they justified Johnny getting shit on by making him unhealthy and a horrible person with barely any redeeming qualities.
It’s called comedy.
>Heart of gold, will take care of everyone in his neighborhood if needed
Where the hell did you get this? johnny is a selfish, self-absorbed manchild
>Extremely self confident go-getter
cockiness =/= confidence
He solved that mystery of the missing cats
Because he's a goddamn sped.
Let's face it: if Johnny B were to be released today with the same formula, quality of writing and animation, it would be raged at due to "OMG SJWs are attacking the entirety of masculinity in full force!"
Johnny was simply too aggressive, almost animalistic with his approach
I can see two reactions if this show came out today:
>"SJW PANDERING! MASCULINITY IS SHOWN TO NOT WORK AND IS SEEN AS SEXIST!"
or
>"INCEL FANTASY! THE CHAD GETS BEATEN UP BY THE STACEYS!"
Cuck.
>approach woman
>say a cheesy pick up line
>make eye contact
>smile
>maybe flex a bit
>"RAAAAAAAAPE"
>"INCEL FANTASY!
>"THE CHAD
How does Johnny fit under these labels? He may have a Chad-like appearance, but he is still an incel, though not even nearly as creepy as some of the real-life ones, like Elliot Rodger.
You forgot:
>Pull her into his embrace, just so she is practically collapsing on the sidewalk
>Smooch her forcibly
Johnny Bravo is the male equivalent of a gold-digger
>JB
>gold-digger
Elaborate.
Nah, Johnny canonically has mad game, we just see the whiffs.
He's actually really sweet to pretty much any chick to responds to his advances that we see, it's just they usually end up being monsters, or aliens, or shapeshifting animals/fatguys, etc.
>or shapeshifting animals/fatguys, etc.
>Not wanting your gf to morph into a balding, corpulent, middle-aged philatelist on one given day of each week
They're lying.
Johnny is the ideal man. I wish I was Johnny.
Simply because he was a womanizer.
He also took care of his mother.
This. He's just not the type to kiss and tell because he gets over things so fast. He even gets upset when the Amazons think he's a virgin.
>Didn't hit on Stinky
Why?
Though this may be a little bit unrelated to the thread, I want to ask: is Johnny bravo a Filipino?
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Because his main interests can be summed up as hitting on chicks, doing karate, and babes. He's entirely uninteresting to maintain a conversation with because he's only interested in girls and doesn't take a hint when rejected.
He lives with his mother and is entirely too pushy for his own good.
As someone who is always busy and only ever has a few hours at night to hang out with friends, which means I never hang out with friends because they're also busy and that's too small of a window to make plans in, having a handsome, fit trophy husband who is always down to fuck when I get home sounds like a dream to me.
I've always had the theory that Johnny Bravo constantly wore those sunglasses because of the black eyes he has from being beaten up so much, but now you're telling me it's to hide his slant eyes?
I mean, he's also vapid and a skirt-chaser.
>wore those sunglasses because of the black eyes he has from being beaten up