Good news- back to May
Bad news- Sven is dead, meet Svën
Good news- back to May
Bad news- Sven is dead, meet Svën
wow he looks like a normal human being now
Terrible.
Hes become glasses Martin, how long til May pegs him
LiquidMark, please get on this
Wait, did they fuck?
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Sven face fucked her and jizzed on her robo tits
He also fucked a watermelon that she warmed up and held between her thighs
admittedly, those two fucking were the funniest thing to happen in QC for the last decade
Link?
Early 4000s, i think?
That one panel is easily the best thing Jeph has ever done.
This is, by the way, the "uncensored" version he put on patreon because a nude mannequin is too spicy for google ads. Totally not because he wanted to bait a few hundred people into giving him a dollar out of curiosity.
Sweet zombie Jesus
What did they use those nun-chucks for?
The most questionable content the strip has ever had
How tall is he that the counter is lower than his crotch. Is he a giant? Is May sitting on a level below his? What the fuck is going on?
Hey when was he ever a jerk to the people he hooked up with?
t. 5'11"
never, he just loves to shit on sven for no reason
It had to be done
That's the thing, we see all these "characters" so infrequently there's no continuity. I wanna say he cheated on Faye, but shit, that coulda happened in 2010
They were just hooking up, if I remember correctly. And he apologized.
So, what kind of articles can you read in 'Piss' magazine?
A minimum of three 'ur-ine trouble' puns per issue
I think so? Like they were never serious, so he was bangin' other chicks, and she found out and was mad about it.
And now she's a gay robot.
Never stop reading Questionable Content.
AW YEAH SOME GOOD STUFF
Swen unironically looks better with that hair
Is this the comic about the tranny?
Yes, and no.
The you-look-beautiful is only one(1) of the characters and was featured for two(2) previous pages, but was absent for a long while before.
*Three(3) previous pages
Piss-poor ones
You'd think they'd be piss-rich.
Maybe Sven can buy her a body so they can bone without hair loss.
Also, congratulations Jeph on the emasculation of your final character with any manliness at all.
Politics and other things to piss you off.
If this results in all the characters having boobs/turning into ladyboys/futanaris them I will allow it.
Is that really sven's face or is jeph trying to pull a fast one on us switching to sameface yet again?
They aren't serious enough for that, they just fucked once.
God I hope that would happen, but jeph will never let a hetero white male do something good.
>Need reasons for getting a better body for May
>They use the Mays fluids being corrosive and damaging Svens hair incident as proof that May need a new body
>May end up getting a new body asap but not because they took a pity on her, but because she is a felon and as long as she is in her current body it can be considered as a possession of weapon since it has proven to be
hazardous to Svens hair, so they replace Mays body with a newer version of the same model that isn't as shit.
>Roko never tells May so she doesn't feel ripped off and keeps thinking she finally got justice rather than her being disarmed for legal reasons.
Can February March?
No, but April May
> Thinking Jeph would put this much thought into QC.
>Not realizing he will probably just drop the entire plotline.
It's even worse than that. Faye refused to be in am actual relationship with him but xemanded that he sleep with no one else.
There was some other bullshit that happened that made dora freak out on him, also.
If you look at panel 1 you can see that Faye has a screw-on head like Bubbles have.
God damn Geff. Stop ruining the few decent characters you have.
That bullshit was Sven professing his love to Faye (once, in a public space), which was clearly a good reason for his sister to cut off contact with him over. Instead of, you know, seeing it as misguided, but also a positive step away from being a manslut towards a future healthy and steady relationship. And also not her fucking business.
Most service counters are built fairly low to accommodate people with wheelchairs. I'm 6' and the register at my job hits my crotch every time it opens because it's mounted under the counter. May is just smol.
It's lubricant, all May would need to do is change which kind she uses and the problem is solved.
I would assume that the joint lubricant isn't meant to leak out.
Would be somewhat inconvenient if it did.
It's a moving part; the lubricant is going to be exposed in some part during normal operation, otherwise it wouldn't be doing much good. Though realistically it'd be some kind of grease and there would be so little of it that it'd be unlikely to fuck with Sven's hair unless she popped the joint open and rubbed it in. Which given what we know of their sexual encounter might have come into play at some point.
The hair was getting too time-consuming - best to make it another cut&paste job or amorphous blob like everyone else.
Never mind the fucking repair shop - Faye should just get Menstro to download some barber training videos and open up a hairdressers; looks like they'd have next to no competition, judging by everyone's shit hair.
>It's a moving part; the lubricant is going to be exposed in some part during normal operation
Uh, what? You know how under normal operating conditions your vehicle isn't flinging grease and oil everywhere? I would assume the same of the robots. May is driving a beater though, and her seals/gaskets are starting to go.
More like a shock absorber, where the arm will still have a slight bit of lubricant on it.
PISS magazine?
May's a porn fiend, though usually she's all about anal.
May has superb taste in magazines
Reminder that the human body has lubricated sliding joints and shock absorbers. Joint lubricant (and the joint itself) is enclosed in a capsule that keeps everything tidy and clean. No blood or gunk gets in, no lube gets out. Fictional robots would reasonably be more serviceable, but they also reasonably would not leak lubricant all over. Especially hair-corroding stuff. And see that casing? That's probably designed for at least IP54. Working fluids shouldn't be exposed to the outside in normal operation.
>I'll first the sun!
I fixed it right after I posted the first one but I guess I never reposted it
MAKE MAY BLUSH OR A ROBOT EQUIVALENT
I DON’T CARE IF IT’S CONTRIVED I WANNA SEE ROBOMANCE
>we're into tranny foot fetish now
euckh
he just wants crisps mang