Ever notice that all of Spider-Man's enemies are based on real spiders' enemis?
Goblins are enemies of spiders?
Aw, yes.
The age old struggle between spiders and rhinoceroses
Rhinos are a spiders enemy?
Vultures? Tombstones? Bowling Pins?
yeah, every one knows that
>Green Goblin since goblins, the enemies of spiders in nordic folklore
>Dr. Octopus since the octopus, the natural predator of many spider species
>The Kingpin because the king eats 8 spiders in his sleep
>Electro because electricity is fatal to spiders in high doses
these comic books are made to appeal to 8 year olds so you're a fucking dunce if you've never seen it before
Obviously
- Goblins
- Octopi
. Electricity
- Vultures
- Hunters
- Mysterios
Yep checks out, mystery solved
bowling pins?
Also why is there a picture of Batmans rouges and not Spider-Mans?
Yeah, and that's why spiders are based
>That one user who interpreted the Flash Rogues as photography mistakes
the King Pin the the master Pin in bowling, sometimes a red pin in the 5th position, in theory if you take down that pin all the others will fall as well
What are you talking about? Joker is the arch nemesis of Peter
Elaborate. I need to know this joke
Fall on Spiders
ooooh, now I get it.
I never knew that that was where the term "kingpin" even came from. I guess I never questioned it
who's Peter?
i thought we were discussing Bruce Parker
I could see Mirror Master and Weather Wizard but you're gonna have to elaborate
Abgoblination is Spider-Hulk's greatest foe
Leader Octopus can eat a dick
Knowledge is power my friend, use it wisely
Meh, Clearly Serenity in the upper right and lady RedHead on the lower right are the ones to worry about
Sandmen are enemies of spiders?
Heatwave burns photos
Reverse Flash is people purposefully blurring themselves
Understandably, a gorilla mauling you to death is something you don't want while talking a photo
Of course. We all remember the great war between spiders and illusions. Or spiders and teleportation. And who could forget the epic battle between spiders and boomerangs.
Fuck off, OP. You're drunk.
Captain Boomerang?
sand is; it's coarse and it's rough and it gets everywhere
Infinity Warps thread?
>the madder spider-hulk gets, the more arms spider-hulk gets
Also in truth most of Spider-Man's enemies are apex predators and hunting animals. That's the actual link here, not spider's natural threats, what the fuck.
well, yeah. all of spider-man's enemies are humans or totem vampires. No shit.
I'm just destroying OP's attempts to viralize his poorly researched thread, that's all.
Ah yes, skateboards, the natural enemy of the spider
So we're ignoring the fact OP posted Batman's rogue gallery?
Okay
obviously glue is a huge natural enemy for spiders
The Batman rogue gallery don't like spiders, who knew.
They are a superstitious and cowardly lot
Batman's rogue gallery are just glorified bank robbers, that's all there is to them.
>t. goldman sachs poster
that's the joke you stupid retarded idiot
>Scorpions, for instance, often predate against spider's
>Many creatures use their Venom against spiders
>Hunters can kill Spiders, although some may call that Kraven
>The Octopus is a fierce competitor for what people use to illustrate that something as 8 limbs
>J Jonah Jameson publishes newspapers, devices that, when rolled up, are often used to kill spiders
>Spiders when caught off guard can be killed easily, making their weakness a shocker
>The only thing more fearsome then a spider is a Rhino
>One of a spider's predators are Lizards
>Paste is made in a Pot and can be used to catch spiders, usually by people named Pete
>Spiders can't walk backwards, making Boomerangs extremely deadly
>Cloning spiders is seen as inhumane, making scientists look like Jackals
>Goblins rival spiders for being the prime thing to scare kids, although you probably need kids to be young and Green, else they might like Goblins after having fantasy books become a Hobby.
I love these threads.
Have you noticed that every enemy of the Flash is based on the hardships of photography?
>Your photo can become shitty if you Zoom too close.
>Photo cameras often break because of intense Heat or Cold.
>Inexperienced kids with a lack of photo Mastery often screw up their pictures by overusing Mirrors.
>Your photographic session may end up ruined by bad Weather.
>An unlucky photographer often shoots unintended copies due to Inertia.
>An honest photographer is often upstaged by a Photoshop-using Trickster.
>A Cobalt could break your camera, making you feel Blue.
>Don't even think about dropping it into a Tarpit, either.
>And finally, Groddammit, don't let a Gorilla near your camera! Unless you're shooting for some competition and trying to upstage your Rival, of course.
>>A Cobalt could break your camera, making you feel Blue.
>>Don't even think about dropping it into a Tarpit, either.
Reach harder, please.
but you were cool with the Grodd one?
I mean, most of them are really just humans and... you know, humans fuck up literally dozens of spiders every year
>Spiders can't walk backwards, making Boomerangs extremely deadly
Suddenly makes sense how Abbos managed to survive as long as they did.
maybe more (imagine)
Grodd Emperor Doom
Probably why spiders don't hang around beaches too often.