>Danny Phantom's main villain is a Packers fan
if they wanted to make him more of a villain. they should just write him as a Patriots fan
Danny Phantom's main villain is a Packers fan
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Phantom Planet gets a lot of shit for how badly its written but I fucking loved the scene where Vlad finally lets Jack have it and just deeply expresses his bottomless contempt and hatred for Jack about how he both ruined his life but single handedly made it better then it ever could been for giving him ghost powers
Then Jack becoming disgusted with what Vlad really was as a person deep down a soulless opportunist who cant let his petty obsessions die even when Jack felt bad and apologized i'm sure Jack would have done anything to help Vlad
Stuff like this is what I wanted more out of Danny Phantom its clear Butch wanted to write more dark storylines like this since he was new to writing 22 minute action cartoons so obviously he knew children could handle touchier subject material
Packfags are some of the most insufferable people on the planet so it fits.
tbqh. Jack had this coming.for a long time. how he not expect Vlad would act upon after the accident
>"A friend? No. You? Yes."
And then it all gets ruined by Vlad getting crushed by a meteor as a dumb joke. Also, remember that Hartman is the one that wanted to push the hacky comedy in. Steve Marmel was the one that wanted more serious storylines, but was forced out. Too bad he lost his mind and become a neolib.
Its more then that. Nick is very VERY anal about budget where a show can be popular but it can also not make any money
Danny Phantom was a popular show but Season 2 and 3 had episodes that exceeded past their intended budget. I dunno how bad the scenario was it wasn't anything like Invader Zim or Ren and Stimpy and how they pissed away their budgets
I dunno why Nick complains about wanting to cost cut money when Sponegbob makes 11 Billion a season and Viacom probably feels they're entitled to all that money
Butch Hartman didn't understand Danny Phantom and it always suffered when he was active with it. Steve Marmel being a "neolib" is exactly what made the show good, how could you even watch it if liberal ideologies feel inauthentic to you?
Its worse when you realize this was always destined to happen according to Clockwork. If Jack got vaporized with Ghost Powers instead of Jack then Maddy would have ended up as an abused trophy wife in Wisconsin that Vlad wouldn't even let leave the house
You would think being a fundamentalist christian who believes in the lord would have relished in the idea of wanting to delve deep into religious subtext in a show like this but I can see why Nick frowned on the idea of the ghosts actually being the souls of dead people who perished instead of interdimensional slime aliens
It wasn't Nick, it was born again Christian douchebag Butch Hartman. He retconned the ghosts into fantasy monsters because ghosts do not exist in Christianity. The souls of the dead go to heaven or hell or purgatory, they do not walk the earth. The dead interacting with the living comes from non-abrahamic religious beliefs
Only more the reason for Butch could have had fun with the concept. You either believe the bullshit outright you believe in the bible or you don't Butch I would have been fine if Nick frowned upon the idea
American sports are fucking weird.
Why don't you guys play REAL football like everyone else?
Because Soccer is gay and American Sports are a front to shill as much ad time as humanly possible. Even Yea Forums memes this
The closest things to ghosts in Christianity are the holy ghost, an extension of god Himself, or demons. Demons being fallen angels, the children of angels and man, or the evil dead.
Butch is a hack with no creative vision who spitballs "cool" shallow concepts with no regard for continuity or cohesion. Notice any new element he adds to anything tends to contradict or clash with the rest of the work, and be inspired by cynical manipulation. I've watched him explain his creative process, he is always talking about how he picks whatever he thinks is the hot thing that the kids are into, or what he thinks will appeal to certain viewers
Super huge.oversimplification, but whatever.
Its also a little strange how the show Fairly Odd Parents has several moments throughout its series that would have been great stopping points as the series finale and even tho it doesn't make as much money as Spongebob because honestly no show can its just not possible Viacom had this weird obsession with the show they just couldn't let go of it was unhealthy
Danny Phantom was the only good idea Butch ever had because everything afterwards felt like it was an executive pitch for Butch to only wanna make shows for very very young children. Tuff Puppy was made for the sole intention of getting children who already watch stuff like Paw Patrol to watch stuff like this instead
I wanna say it was half that and half of Nick's executive meddling. You notice how after Last Airbender ended its run with the Network that Nick was doing a lot of shotty looking tax dodging corporate pushes but the only difference is when Nick did what they did it earned them money when CN did what Nick did but arguably worse they lost BILLIONS
What the fuck about Danny Phantom is inherently liberal?
It promotes Race Mixing. If that sort of thing is suppose to make you angry. He's talking about Danny namely having the hots for the multi culti girls like Valerie and Paulena
Vlad is just booty blasted that he didn't have a thick Maddie wife and jack made her even thicker
They're as bad a Brazilian futbal fans desu.
>He's talking about Danny namely having the hots for the multi culti girls like Valerie and Paulena
And Sam, and his own daughter, and
>Packers
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah but literally no one but the tumblriest of teenage girls rejoiced when Sam x Danny happened over any other potential ship that sounded better on paper
In the alternate universe, Vlad still gets unfathomably wealth beyond anyone's wildest dreams the only difference is he had to do it illegally WITHOUT ghost powers
He also treats Maddy like she's property barely even letting her leave the house because even after all this time Vlad is STILL paranoid about how much of a fucking chad Jack is compared to him
>purgatory
Even the Catholic Church retconned that
Might be because it seems redundant that the road to hell would have a line
Oversimplification of religion or oversimplification of Butch being a terrible writer? It's both obviously, for the sake of conveying the point more concisely
That's because Butch isn't exactly experienced in action cartoons and at the time of Danny Phantom's release Butch had to jump production between that show and Fairly Odd Parents which means he had double his intended workload
All of it lol. Preaches moral behavior, diverse cast, borrows heavily from gay and trans experiences to build the emotional foundation for Danny's domestic and personal conflict. Hell even the main female character is a vocal liberal jewish feminist and hippie that's portrayed sympathetically. You'd have to be the stupidest right winger on earth to enjoy it at all. It's entirely liberal
>what will my parents think of me if I come out
>fear that his physical state makes him a freak, and consistently being emasculated.
Reaching too hard
Is Vlad legit gay?
Wasn't Butch the one who was the trend setter on the meme that black best friends are suppose to be the tech geniuses
>When your love for hating Jack outweighs your repressed love for wanting to get cucked by Maddy
Butch Hartman is an unoriginal douchebag, lack of experience with action shows had nothing to do with it. If you watch any videos he describes his creative process for Danny Phantom at all, you can see how he has no personal interest in the characters at all and sees them as hollow shells to fill out a cast to make "a show". He doesn't have a story to tell, doesn't have passion, he's a shill who likes to have shows on air to appease his sense of ego. He hated Danny Phantom, I was there the very first day he started social media. He barely referenced Danny Phantom at all, promoting himself more as the Tuff Puppy creator and FOP. It was only when the rabid phanbase swarmed him with Danny Phantom intrigue did he start embracing the show and reinventing himself as the danny phantom guy
I really liked this show when I was 10.
I always thought it was a shame that Vlad wasn't a more serious Lex Luthor styled character that genuinely wanted to get closer to Danny as a person.
Granted I thought a lot of the villains were a bit of a wasted opportunity regarding their backstories and motivations. They could have had fun giving them different tragedies and moral standards to play off of, regarding how they died and what they wanted, but they just kind of became an interchangeable stock of cartoon baddies in the end.
I think that might have something to do how Butch 1st got his gig in the industry working for CN namely on stuff like What a Cartoon and Johnny Bravo.
A bad habit he got from his friends Craig and Gennedy who do what they did but better
80% of all the diehard rabid fanbase is all trans men, fujos, and gays, the results speak for themselves
Where's the data for that?
Jelloapocolypse bash on his political opinions all you wants wasn't wrong when he said Season 2 and onward had this weird obsession with Skulker focused episodes over all the other more interesting villains in this show.
I'm still mad they changed Skulker's voice actor and I still dunno why probably had something to do with the budget issues I was hearing about
>I gotta go I gotta check out a book about a Purpleback Gorilla
>AGAIN
I agree, his work philosophy has consistently been always have a show running, and quantity over quality. He gets bored as soon as he's made the pitch. His disinterest at least let him leave danny phantom and fop for the most part in the hands of people who cared more
I liked a lot of different shows when I was 10. Mostly CN shows over Nick because Nick only really had so much on its channel I actually cared about even less now.
That's not fair because people like this are the sole reason cartoons in general don't make money. Why do you think Paw Patrol makes so much money because IT has been properly focus tested for children for the purpose of making money same with shit like Dragontails
The boomers in the industry can't get out of the 80's to realize the old method of making cartoons for money is dead its a dry well
Challenge for you, find a piece of fanart, fanfiction, or character discussion post for the show that wasn't made by a trans man, fujo, or gay man. Bis and trans girls count too
I can go on paheal right now and find hetero porn, you are a retard
So what about his several youtube videos on his channel how it was apparently out of his creative control to wanna drop Fairly Odd Parents and even when he wanted to quit they still wanted more Fairly Odd Parents commissioned even after he was gone
Its like Viacom triggered that same weird obsession but moved it to the Loud House instead. That's another thing Savino and Hartman went to the same school they know each other for awhile but it was only until recently they started straight shooting on one another
Again that's Tumblr's fault because they're fucking weirdos you think Danny Phantom is the only show responsible for this kind of degenerate behavior.
Untrue, as a gay man who knows a lot of fujos, they obsessively buy anything with their husbandos on it. Nick should have embraced the demographic they appealed to and milked that for all it's worth. It could have made plenty of money if they made the merch.
Danny was too much of a gay trans man to appeal to straight little boys
It's actually gross how many ads they put in. I was watching some football with my dad a while back and fox literally put the game into one corner of the screen in the middle of a play to put a commercial over it. This was after the usual fifteen second play, five minute commercial break they already did too. They even muted the game to do it. All I could do was ask him why he chose to pay for this.
OK now you're just projecting your fetish
The Superbowl is losing money and interest due to viewer attendance rates because more spectacle is put in the commercials and the halftime shows then there is in the actual game
Its like how the Simpsons writers talk about how they unironically put more thought into the couch gags then the episodes they write for nowadays
I like that they used a real player's autograph.
Are you a fucking idiot? 1) the existence of hetero porn doesn't mean it's not still just 20% of the phandom 2) I said the creators of all the content was trans men, fujos, and gay men, and fujos and straight trans men draw hetero porn.
I have a niggling feeling this guy has cried about /pol/ "derailing" other threads, despite the sheer retardation he's posting right now.
>If you're so rich and you own all this packers merch why not just buy the rights to the packers?
>BECAUSE THE PACKERS BELONG TO GREENBAY AND THEY WON'T SELL THEM TO ME
I honestly dunno what his intentions were his shitposting is worse then mine and I haven't even begun to post some of my art I need good consent before it gets to that point
What does /pol/ have to do with people thinking Butch Hartman lacks artistic integrity, or people talking about the fact that Danny Phantom was a pretty liberal show mostly written by a pretty liberal Steve Marmel?
The packers thing was what made him seem kind on the surface, plus there was that kind ghost with the cheese head, idk if that was a couch or founder or what
Post lewds
He's talking about Oaxis being a scam that took advantage of dumb children and his dumber fanbase making (((Butch))) seem a little scummy then usual
Nah I don't have any that are Danny Phantom in nature but I would love some of Sam's mom
Yeah, Butch really shit the bed
That Liveleak of him in that almost cult like church also didn't help his case
They squandered the complexity of Vlad's character by stifling any alternative from the status quo. They didn't even bother to give them kids because they were too lazy to deal with anything that would complicate Maddie and Jack reuniting
Not even trophy wives would wanna marry Vlad even for the money why else did you think he crafted his daughterfu thru science?
Bruh he was holding out for Maddie because he "wanted back what was taken from him". Dani was an accident he wanted to utilize but resented the idea of embracing her because she was an accident, and thus a reflection of his failure.
Closest thing Vlad will ever had to a child who loved him even if that love was brief at best
Also, the fact that the male clones deformed or collapsed and only the XX clone was sustainable and healthy was taken as a huge confirmation that Danny is a trans man.
literally no one in the thread cares about your mental illness
I'd argue she still loves him despite being rejected by him, but they'll only with a writer who cares about what's there. Butch would take the lazy way out and essentially phase her in as a little sister while avoiding the emotional impact of what Vlad once was to her because he can only write Vlad as hurr durr evul
>The original plan was for Dani to be adopted and move in with Danny's family
Cast is already too bloated there wouldn't be any room for her
Nick paid them 5 million for he ultimate enemy episode. Most of this went to marketing and they still went over budget by $50k and the investment only brought back 1 million. After this nick told them the show was canceled after season 3.
That's not fair because it wasn't just the budget. Ultimate Enemy's script had to be completely redone from scratch because while still a dark episode its original premise was way darker and it was just a shitshow between Nick, Butch and the other guy over what kind of program what they wanted to tell vs what would make them some damn money
>borrows heavily from gay and trans experiences to build the emotional foundation for Danny's domestic and personal conflict.
normally i would ignore this sort of post but thinking that anyone cared about trannies back then, let alone a christian cartoon maker, is some top tier retardation bro
even today cartoons don't do more than a last minute gay kiss when it's cancelled. but oh "he changes to a ghost guy this is totally about my failures to change into a functioning adult"
Only the mentally ill would interpret "Tom boy/girl" with trans
Say what you want, but Butch is a hack who recycles what he sees. He copied from Marvel comics heavily, and everyone is overwhelmingly aware that the mutants were an allegory for the gay community. He just copied that persecution and secrecy dynamic with no regard for what it implied. Nobody thinks he wrote gay and trans subtext on purpose, they're just aware that a lot of what he had in the show supports that impression. Butch has always had a lot of queer shit for comedic effect without considering people would take it as authentic.
>see any and all of his crossdressing, gender bending, men hitting on men jokes in all of his works
Are you still mad how Season 2's finale was a play on Infinity War which had the actual Infinity Gauntlet as a prop
I mean fuck Final Space's episode last night they portrayed the 5th dimensional key as the Soul Stone.
Then they should have dropped Sam so Danny and Valerie could get together
never gonna happen. Sam was Butch's favorite.
Listen buddy I will always be mad about Infinity Trip every day of my life until I die. What kind of stale vapid douche do you have to be to not only steal the infinity gauntlet for your show that has no lore to accomodate its presence, but to also steal the climax of Aladdin beat for beat as well? For fucks sake have any integrity at all
According to Butch the right to Parody act which grants him the freedom to do this
Why? Sam was always hotter
Literally a mouthpiece that should have just been a mouth for someone's dick just like Sam's mom
It was just a Spider-man rip-off with ghosts
Technically it fails to be fair use because it doesn't comment upon or criticize the original work, and doesn't set up enough parallels to be considered a parody, as it limited itself to lifting the plot resolution and general dialogue but nothing else. It didn't nod to the original "inspiration".
That aside obviously you have to be the laziest most dismissive person to make the climax of your animated movie be entirely taken from another animated movie's climax, that's supposed to be the conflict uniting all the plot elements before the catharsis, and if you wrote the movie right then your climax should be unique to the specific circumstances of your own movie. Aladdin tricked Jafar because he learned throughout the movie that trying to be something you're not makes you weaker rather than stronger. Danny had no real journey in the movie and just listened when the villain spelled out his very transparent ambitions.
None of that needed to be said because the short answer is Butch is bad at writing and just straight up no shame copies what he sees
Fantastic 4 actually, my dad called it right away.
How?
Yes the ghosts make it better
Hilariously enough enough out of the five pilots Butch pitched to Nick T.U.F.F. Puppy was his least favorite one but it was the one Nick liked the most so he had to go with it
T.U.F.F. Puppy was made years before Paw Patrol wasn't it
You dont have to be fucking trans or gay to be othered or ostracized in society. God you people. You don't have to be a liberal to be sympathetic towards others either. Are you a human being or a collection of identities in muh right side of history? Btw being gay doesn't make you a good person, speaking from experience as a child of a homosexual.
Hahahaha what a riot. Also speaking of Fairly Odd Parents having lots of opportunities to end, I went back and decided definitively you could end the series exactly at the end of the Fairy Idol tv special with Norm the Genie, and nothing of value would be lost
Uh, the language and metaphors of being othered in this case just so happen to be derived from the gay community specifically, just like Zootopias's allegorical other was supposed to be a racial one. Of course anyone can be othered outside of sexuality? All that happened was someone said that Steve Marmel became liberal after the show, and someone else pointed out that he was liberal during the show, and that influence is present. No one thinks all liberals are good people, but preaching about morals is a big part of what liberals do, even if you think their values are wrong. Sorry you have a chip on your shoulder about your parent, mine are straight and one of them still manages to be abusive, it's just a shitty parent thing
I would unironically anally destroy Vlad bareback balls deep
This, one of the characters is even a parody of Flash Thompson, if not an out riggt rip-off
He'd just phase through you
Why doesn't he just possess Jack to have sex with Maddie
Cause it's a nicktoon not a David Cage game.
Call a spade a spade, he's a rip off.
........This is the first time anybody on Yea Forums has ever said something that hurt my feelings
He hates Jack too much to hear Maddie scream Jack's name while she climaxes, he's not a cuck by choice
No it didn’t
"Hey Maddie, don't ask why but i would love to roleplay as my best friend Vlad"
Wisconsinite here. I honestly enjoyed him as a villain (when Marmel was still writing). I’m also more of a fair weather packfan.
"But Jack, you are so huge compared to him"
>Jazz walks in
"Not as big as Danny"
Christ, what a reach
Please crawl back to tumblr and stay on the "tranny Danny phantom" blog you created
.....No lie, Jack loves Vlad so much that if Vlad pulled that dialogue she might just respond "Honey we just did that last night"
I know you're being patronizing but there are actually a multitude of actual trans danny blogs that have been up for years and is a pretty common headcanon
Yeah, headcanon, not canon
>tumblr refugee revealing their powerlevel THIS hard
Fuck off, fag. You're on the wrong site.
Your little shitty fujofag bubble on tumblr and shit tweenage fanfic sites like Wattpad don't represent the entirety of the >"phandom" or whatever dumb phrase you people made up this week.
>Am from MA
>Genuinely don't give a fuck about football
You can all have your sports rivalry. It's okay.
>mutants were an allegory for the gay community
Holy fucking shit, tumblr refugee, they were an allegory for any minority.
Magneto is basically the mutant community's version of a malcolm X if taken to an extreme level.
Stop trying to morph fictional content into a version that helps you cope with the fact that you can't become a functioning adult.
>reeeing this hard over a common interpretation of a cartoon
>muh site hiveminds
>Yea Forums is my special secret clubhouse where everyone is just like me
>we are legion nonsense
Buddy I've been on Yea Forums for 14 years, if I was going to "leave" I would've left by now. It's an anonymous imageboard, how can you be this attached to a sense of identity with it? I'll use any site that has any content relevant to my interests because I have an identity outside of social media wars. Lighten up, different opinions are fun
Shit now I'm imagining if DP got rebooted Vlad would become a Trump expy.
It's only common on a minority of tumblr, so it's not common at all
No it didn't. Your thinking of Limbo which always was a theological theory, not doctrine.
>pulling "we are legion" out of your ass as a dismissal
>actually believing that this is a common interpretation
>pulling the "hivemind" dismissal
>pulling the "special secret clubhouse" dismissal
Man, this post sure reeks of tumblr. Bullshit you've been here 14 years. You've only been here since 2014, more like.
It's common enough I've seen content like that floating around "normie" sites like twitter, but obviously one must remember Danny Phantom is a pretty niche show with a modestly sized, yet diehard fanbase. That kind of devotion tends to live on in the ones that personally invested the most. I'm glad the show has a pretty fair presence on Yea Forums, but irl most people never even heard of it.
Hey, if you hate trans interpretations, I saw fanart once where the artist claimed Danny was a metaphor for trans boys, and XJ9 was a metaphor for trans girls
>actively admitting this shit
You must be trolling
No one can produce this amount of concentrated autism into one thread
OP, clearly you've never had the displeasure of sharing a border with Wisconsin.
>you must be trolling
>replies anyway
Not that guy, but you try too hard. That whole Yea Forums secret club thing hasn't existed since the rickroll.
>not that guy
Bullshiiiit
Why are you treating fan fiction as canon?
The packers are the only conceivable team he could be a fan of because they're owned by the fans.
youtube.com
He's not gonna believe you're not me, the format of the site allows for paranoid individuals to aggregate similar sounding responses into a unified persona they can lash out against. He's not gonna believe that it's actually cringey to be territorial over Yea Forums, hell he even believes I lied about how long I've been in this shithole like it was actually something to be proud of.
>reminding me how dated my reference was with the rickroll
Maybe I should leave
I don't think it's canon though? I just see how some people could reach that conclusion and think it's neat that everyone gets something out of it
Patriots win big though, Vlad's more of a loser
I can smell the tumblr through the screen.
Imagine thinking the Rickroll is at all obscure nowadays.
Fuck the Patriots
49ers is where it's at
Didn't he become the mayor at one point?
Is Danny the only superhero to use his powers for "good"?
A few tumblr trans showing there headcanon on twitter does not make it common
>Flopping: The Sports
Are you ok? I said that the rickroll was old, not obscure. Target plays it for shoppers now. I know you're irrationally angry, but I promise you websites are not cults with an assigned doctrine of thoughts and behaviors. Misinterpeting what wellmeaning people explain to you is only going to give you a hemorrhoid.
He became mayor for the whole third season
>and his own daughter
Danny had the hots for his loli clone?
Possessed plant-Sam always made me diamonds. Wish there was more art.
Wouldn't Dani technically be the daughter of Vlad and Danny?
Wow, Dani is the freak love child of a 40 year old man and a 14 year old boy.
I can’t believe we’re having a fucking political Danny Phantom thread, holy shit.
P.S Marmel has described himself as a “raging moderate” when it comes to his political views so I have no clue what you people are going on about.
>The medieval episode with the close-ups of her feet.
Unf. Also gave me a fetish for forced girly tomboys.
Yeah, but when the show already went to shit so it was underwhelming and didn't pay off as well as it could have with better creative direction. I think Trump expy stuff is going to age poorly, and anyway Butch Asshole is a Trump supporter so he wouldn't make him the villain. Vlad becoming the mayor was a weird episode where Vlad and Danny both saw each other naked
Why did the chicken plant man dress her in this outfit?
Shhh user, for some reason pointing out the overly abundant weirdly gay shit about Danny Phantom sends the thread into a vortex of politics. Idk how it's controversial to say the show was filled with a lot of casual homo
Can you blame him?
>people actually think that because the show included a generic genderbent version of Danny just as an excuse to introduce a little-sister type character with his powers that the show must be an allegory for trans rights
It’s like the trans community is TRYING to beat bronies at shoving their weird identity crisis into everything.
Wouldn't you?
There are a bunch of things that would translate well if Danny Phantom was rebooted.
But, it would only work if Butch Hartman stays far away from the series.
It's 2019 we can't breathe without bipartisan feuding
Butch wanted to highkey fuck Sam, she was his fetish mule
Chicken guy kept pretending that she was his daughter. Didn't really seem like one
Say what you will about her character but damn was she fapbait.
Right and wrong way to contrive an outcome, Butch picked the method that drew a relation between Danny's DNA and a female duplicate, he fucked up. All the gay shit with fusing with Vlad to become his evil older self was an oversight too
>implying anyone can beat the bronies at anything
They have a containment board for a reason
I can't believe these two shows ran during the same time. They feel like one ripped off the other.
I wholeheartedly agree, I think bare bones it was a great premise that got creatively cut down before it could take off. I was dying to see real pay off with Vlad's alliance with the Fright Knight
>say what you will about her character
I really like Sam and think she's funny, loyal, and passionate
>implying trannies haven't already beaten bronies at being obnoxious
>she and tucker dump danny when his ghost powers are gone
>implying trans people and bronies are mutually exclusive
Phantom Planet never fucking happened user
Are we getting Spooktober porn?
God, I hope so. Her and Desiree both.
>its original premise was way darker
Details?
multiple times.
He's pulling shit out his ass to shill for Hartman, who mismanaged the budget miserably and bet Nickelodeon the series on the outcome of Ultimate Enemy instead of just committing to better managing what he was already given
...Aren't the Packers publicly owned?
>all this
>m-preg Cosmo
Butch accidentally creating degeneracy is the best thing.
>still little to no good Sam tickling art
very sad
>accidentally
He consistently put out the queerest shit ever for a decade, how does he justify that to himself
They're owned by the city.
I want to fill Vlad's anus with overflowing cum
We already got tumblrfags trying to worm there way in here, we don't need devianartfags
He'd just phase right through it
Great, now there needs to be a convuluted subplot where I become a ghost who died with a raging hardon for Vlad making me some kind Muscle Cock Chad monster whose sole motivation is to cum in his ass. That's a lot of steps man
No, he's right. The Packers are owned by shareholders, not the city. If Vald was such a fan, why didn't he know that?
What would Vlad even do with them if he bought them?
You just create your self insert fanfiction and i'll just be waiting to pick it apart
But when were they owned by the shareholders
>as a gay man who knows a lot of fujos
>husbandos
>unironically thinking nick would ever appeal to fujofags
>Unironically thinking a born again Christian creator would cater to fujos
>unironically thinking Danny is a "gay trans man"
>unironically using the word queerest
>$(ers
>”The Tale of Chad Thundercock"
>Intern at one of Vlad's shell corporations, where he drops by to preen and boost morale
>It's obvious to me how much he gets off on the adulation, everything from his grandiose monologues and wall-sized oil painting self-portraits feel masturbatory
>I sneak away from the group of interns still being given an exclusive hands on tour of upper management by Vlad
>My choice of venue for hiding out the rest of his visit becomes the site of confrontation for two ghosts. They phase in from the ceiling and after some mild scuffle the smaller one is subdued by a collar and becomes human
>The muscular one becomes human in a flash of light, and is smug as shit Vlad Masters. He goads the little one about how virtually indestructible he is, now that the he has no ghost powers and can't lay a finger on him
>Holy shit, internationally famous millionaire Vlad Masters is a ghost!
>I pour my time and energy into exposing him as a ghost, but am met with backlash, both punitive on the part of Vlad himself, and from an uncaring, cynical world
>It costs me everything, my job, my home, my prospects. The friends I have left are more concerned than supportive, and they actively try to redirect my obsession into something "realistic" like the ethical missteps of the Dalv Corporation
>I'm too consumed by the truth to care about anything else now, ghosts are real, and they're manipulating our society politically and economically
>Everything is about him now, to the point where even lust leads back to him. I can no longer jerk off to anything else
>My efforts to get evidence, contact like minded people, write exposés, anything at all fall flat
>The only satisfaction I ever get anymore is that feeling of ecstasy when I cum thinking of fucking him into submission
>I realize I'm growing physically ill, and embrace it. My life becomes increasingly driven by a sexual fixation on capturing and exposing Vlad
>I die dick in hand and become a ghost
Is tall privilege a real thing?
Oh man don't link me to the cum guy
>tfw Pats won me 50 bucks from a bet
>don't even like football, picked at random
I can see why Pats would make people angry, though. Some faggot on another site told me it was as if Hillary had won that superb owl.
Superbowl is overrated
I know. Again, I don't like football much to begin with. I like baseball better.
The issue is that the Pats always win and that mean Boston people get to brag
Aka, “those” kinds of sport fans.
Still better than Philadelphia who are jerks to everyone regardless on whether they win or lose
fuck you
Well, fair, 50 bucks is 50 bucks
>Chad Thundercock
Stoped reading there, i think you might be trying too hard to create the next big screencap
No I think he's one of those guys whose egos is a bottomless pit of fragility. They chase status because it allows other people to view them as something, but they still view themselves as nothing and accordingly are incredibly paranoid about losing the things they have, particularly the personal connections they cultivate.