You have been hired as a writer for an episode of The Simpsons for the next season. How does your episode go?

Homer gets busted by the IRS for not reporting his Be-Sharps royalties and goes to jail. Marge and the kids are worried at first, but quickly find that without Homer around they can actually grow as people and bond, gradually they forget about Homer and don't even go to visit. The last few minutes and closing credits are him sitting dejectedly in his cell waiting for them to come. We the cut to Ralph walking on water like the end of Being There.

End series.

stop with the stealth incest threads please

Not bad in fact it would put the Simpsons back on top in the news again.

I think they did that

An entire episode of Lenny escaping from giant Homer's intestinal tract

Moe joins a popular social media group after making some deals with a bunch of local influencers visiting his bar.
He gets new friends and a hot girlfriend but things soon spiral out of control as its clear their only interested in getting fame for visiting well known locations around Springfield.
Moe returns home after berating and pushing the group out of his establishment.
In the morning he wakes up to thousands of notifications calling for his arrest.
Looking trough the news he finds an article where the last nights happenings had been twisted into him violently attacking the influencers and trying to rape his new girlfriend.
The local news waste no time milking the debacle for what its worth, taking Moes comically bad attempts at defending himself as more evidence against him.
Moe ends up loosing his customers, ending up selling his business for literally pennies.
Seemingly rejected by the whole town it appears his finally going to take his life, shadow in the background showing him tying something around his neck while stating theres only way out of this.
Turns out he was dressing up and after hiring a lawyer sues each person in the group who ruined his life.
He wins as it turns out there was not any sort of evidence for what allegedly happening, the influencers screaming and throwing a fit in the court room.
Cut to Moe reading messages in his home from all the towns folk, saying apologies or having believed from the start that there was something fishy about the whole thing.
The episode ends with him looking trough his window as the Moes Tavern being raised back to its original place while the sun sets.
B plot: Homer eats laundery detergent becuase of memes

>at the Moes Tavern sign

Isn't this basically the sweet sweet can episode?

Exactly, why make something original when you can just replace plot points with modern trends?

Has it been long enough since the grunge episode that we can do a flashback where Homer is into post-hardcore and emo and is straight edge?

Well... That's what the current writers think. But I thought Yea Forums would have more passionate ideas. I have an idea for an episode but I think mods would delete my post

I was trying to think of one that might actually get made.
>mods would delete my post
Do it son, do it for America.

Alright...
Lisa, being the girl who wants to be unique and part of every niche group, joins a naturist group, but she does it in secret, not wanting her family to find out and embarass her. One day she's out with this group, protesting on a beach. Coincidentally, Bart and Milhouse also decided to visit that same beach that day. They notice the group, but not Lisa, and decide to prank them with something like splashing them with cold water or something I don't know. Right as they are about to unleash/are unleashing their prank, they notice Lisa. Milhouse faints, Bart freezes in the act, stunned. Before the rest of the group can confront Bart about his mischief, Lisa steps in, flushed and stressed, angrily asking Bart what he's doing here. The group asks Lisa if she knows Bart, she reveals he's her brother. They say "great, he can join our cause!" and invite him into the group. Seeing how Lisa is distraut, Bart agrees, knowing it will torment her further. As he is stripping Lisa tries to stop but doesn't want to admit to the group that she feels ashamed/embarassed by her nudity in the presence of her brother, as this goes against their naturist ideals of being unashamed of the body. Bart enjoys this. "Yeah Lis', you're not ashamed are you?". She has no choice but the endure it. Lisa is caught between feeling stressed by her brother seeing her naked, and trying to act unashamed and natural for the group. After a while of this, some activity results in Lisa giving bart an eyefull of Lisa's body, and he develops an erection. The group notices this and is angered, as they believe sexual perversion has no place in their group. They start shouting at him, he is visibly embarassed, covering his boner, but surprisingly Lisa steps in to defend him, despite him tormenting her all day. This results in them both being kicked out the group, and left alone on the beach naked. Bart thanks Lisa and apologizes for his actions and Lisa forgives him.
[cont]

>Episode were Milhouse becomes a Ebay for a day

>It's a Bart starts a Let Play channel
>get lots of youtuber let player cameos lined up

Prof. Frink finds out they're in a "temporal sink" that explains how they've all stayed the same age for decades/ moments in their past and future keep being rewritten.
Include jokes about other "past episodes" and stuff, maybe have Hugh visit with his very Lisa-like fiancee, etc.
Bart and Lisa want to fix the temporal sink so they can be badass teenagers, but change their minds at the last minute because they don't want to watch grandpa and Homer die. Have them break whatever Frink invented to have time normalize and then spend time with Grandpa or Homer.

All episodes are one single frame of a yellow text on red background
WATCH BETTER SHOW

I told you lol
The janny even tried to ban me for a rule I didn't even break.
I think Yea Forums jannies are too used to the tumblr safespace they come from and don't actually know how to moderate on Yea Forums. They govern emotionally. This is not a complaint just an observation, just in case you can't tell the difference, janny.

sounds like a good plot for a flashback episode
do they still do those?

lisa steps on the viewer's face and gets her toes sucked for 22 minutes

seems a little out of character and the plot doesn't really go anywhere...

eboy faggot

The Simpsons are financially broke after Homer invested all their savings into cryptocurrency, so he decides to reform the Be-Sharps.
Guest Stars: Playboi Carti, Justin Bieber, Travis Scott, and DJ Khaled.

I have no idea, I stopped watching The Simpsons after the movie.

>the family is sucked into a time rift and are stuck in season 1
>the original family swaps places with current day simpsons
>hijinks ensue
>the family’s find a way back to swapping around and understand what made them different from one another
>lady Gaga appears and queefs blood on homer
>roll credits
I’ll take that Emmy now

Id love this but it would make the rest of the simpsons unwatchable for me. This would make a great treehouse of horror episode though.

was that last part really necessary?

Obviously you’ve never written a story in your life

one of the 6 voice actors is gonna die before they do a satisfying finale right?

Of course. While they're still living, there's money to be made. Actually I think as long as the IP makes money, they will force it to carry on. Even if that money comes from shit like Tapped Out.

>Lisa, being the girl who wants to be unique and part of every niche group, joins a naturist group, but she does it in secret, not wanting her family to find out and embarass her. One day she's out with this group, protesting on a beach. Coincidentally, Bart and Milhouse also decided to visit that same beach that day. They notice the group, but not Lisa, and decide to prank them with something like splashing them with cold water or something I don't know. Right as they are about to unleash/are unleashing their prank, they notice Lisa. Milhouse faints, Bart freezes in the act, stunned. Before the rest of the group can confront Bart about his mischief, Lisa steps in, flushed and stressed, angrily asking Bart what he's doing here. The group asks Lisa if she knows Bart, she reveals he's her brother. They say "great, he can join our cause!" and invite him into the group. Seeing how Lisa is distraut, Bart agrees, knowing it will torment her further. As he is stripping Lisa tries to stop but doesn't want to admit to the group that she feels ashamed/embarassed by her nudity in the presence of her brother, as this goes against their naturist ideals of being unashamed of the body. Bart enjoys this. "Yeah Lis', you're not ashamed are you?". She has no choice but the endure it. Lisa is caught between feeling stressed by her brother seeing her naked, and trying to act unashamed and natural for the group. After a while of this, some activity results in Lisa giving bart an eyefull of Lisa's body, and he develops an erection. The group notices this and is angered, as they believe sexual perversion has no place in their group. They start shouting at him, he is visibly embarassed, covering his boner, but surprisingly Lisa steps in to defend him, despite him tormenting her all day. This results in them both being kicked out the group, and left alone on the beach naked. Bart thanks Lisa and apologizes for his actions and Lisa forgives him.
That's it? I expected worse.

it doesn't take much to get banned here

No wonder the rest of the site calls it Yea Forumsmbler

Bart makes a documentary about Comic Book Guy for the Springfield film festival by following him everywhere including the toilet. Milhouse is the sound guy.

I've seen similar stuff on other threads. The janitor who tried to ban you probably has a personal vendetta against incest, because when the thread started there was a post mentioning incest in Gumball that got deleted almost immediately.

>be tranny janny
>understand that your dad diddling you fundamentally fucked your brain
>get so angry about people joking about incest that you ban them
>don't connect your inside out dong and your revulsion with what daddy did
W E W

You want the episode to end without the credits rolling?

What about an episode where Homer flashes back to his childhood and he is playing Minecraft in hip-hop clothing while Vietnam War protests are happening outside the window but then realizes that doesn't make sense?

The Simpsons go to the Springfield Googelplex Movie Theaters to see The Poke of Zorro. Afterwards, Homer, imitating Zorro, frightens Snake away by challenging him to a duel by slapping him with a glove when he insults Marge; he then uses his dueling glove to get anything he wants from people. When a gun-toting Southern colonel at the Kwik-E-Mart actually accepts Homer's "challenge", he finds himself bound to a duel at dawn the following day. The next morning, the colonel and his wife waited outside the house in their RV. The Simpsons sneak out with Homer clinging to an old Christmas tree and search for a temporary home. They find Grampa's old farmhouse on Rural Route 9 outside of Springfield, where, despite the land's poor reputation for growing crops, Homer becomes a farmer following a visit to the general store. After failing to grow a thing for a month, he calls Lenny and requests they send plutonium. The crops eventually grow, but since Homer had accidentally mixed the tomato seeds with the tobacco seeds, a new product is created. Homer calls the mutated crop "Tomacco," which tastes terrible, but is highly addictive. Homer and Marge set up a stall, Homer providing tomacco and Marge, fresh-baked mincemeat pie. While the pies do not sell well, the tomacco is such a success that executives from Laramie Cigarettes offer to buy the rights to tomacco for $150 million. Lisa protests that the Simpsons cannot accept the tobacco executives' money, but Homer misinterprets this statement and rejects the offer as insulting. The executives' helicopter leaves, but a tomacco-addicted sheep has sneaked on board and attacks them. The helicopter crashes, killing everyone on board except for the sheep and destroying the final tomacco plant. The Simpsons return home to find that the Southern gentleman and his wife are still waiting for Homer to go through the duel. Homer does and is shot in the arm, but declines to go to the hospital until after eating one of Marge's mincemeat pies.

Homer penis

Homer Simpson is revealed to be an imposter who was formerly known as Charles "Chuck" Seedenfeed, with the actual Homer Simpson being a POW in Afghanistan. Homer Simpson is voiced by Kiefer Sutherland. Being a serious and scary guy, everyone hates him and they make Chuck Homer Simpson and make it punishable by death to mention this. Subplot has Lisa jealous that Janey found an abandoned factory and hangs out there instead of with her.

Starts normally, ends extremely devastating.

reminds me of certain shitposter from Yea Forums

I write a superhero episode where they're all superheroes and make fun of superhero tropes.

Reddit has arrived.

some People of Color petition Mayor Quimby to ban beef products from Springfield because "cow farts are gonna kill us all." Not to be outdone by some grass-eating heifer, Quimby instead passes a bill providing tax breaks to citizens who fart loudly, because that degenerate Frink tells him the human farts will counteract the cow farts. For the rest of the episode, everyone farts a lot.

Homer gets insecure at work because he has the weakest sounding farts at the nuclear power plant because all his best ones slip out when he's sitting down at his chair.

Super Simpson-jin El Barto vs Perfect Nelson (Milhouse y Ralph absorbido)

Not a fan of incest myself desu.

Harry Shearer needs to hurry up and die so they can end this thing already.

(Dead)
bruh

You're bad, Bart Simpson. And I like it.

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Perhaps with one of the characters being a human rubber band, and another a hulk in pearls?

So many potential good plots they could have used instead of Homer and Marge Marriage Crisis #8385999480330.

Have they done Timothy and Helen Marriage Crisis yet?

>Actually I think as long as the IP makes money
There can't be more than about 5000 people who still watch new episodes on Sunday.

You've got....the Simpson butt.

I'd write a really fucked up meta Simpsons episode where Bart realizes he's in a show and tries to stop it only to have him get captured by the show's producers and get injected/reprogrammed to behave like his normal self again. Cue next episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=jHzKULMfbg4

that's how you get the girl

This character seems to have created as intentional R34 b8.

>that opening
Oh come on, it's cheating when the show makes it so explicit.

Homer returns to the Springfield dimension after a decade of dimension hopping to find that though the dimension has stabilized, chaos reigns. Birds fly upside down. Humans bleed into their environment, unsure if they're even alive. The central conflict of the episode involves Homer running from and attempting to outsmart Lisa, who has become a cloud of sentient lightning. At the end, it appears that Homer has died, but he awakens to a perfectly preserved facsimile of the Simpson home, where everything is absolutely perfect. He tries to resist it knowing it's not real, but before he knows it he's de-aged to his perpetual show age, and his clothing has changed to his signature white shirt and blue pants. Having resigned himself to the illusion, he idly gazes out through a curtain only to see an infinite void before him. Fade to black.

Pic related is Lisa

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Dad, how come the Cosby Show is ending?

Well, son, Mr. Cosby said he wanted to end it before the quality started to suffer.

Man, if I had a show I'd run that sucker into the ground.

famous last words

Not yet no.

>The janny even tried to ban me for a rule I didn't even break.
>I think Yea Forums jannies are too used to the tumblr safespace they come from and don't actually know how to moderate on Yea Forums. They govern emotionally

Incest shit belongs on /trash/.

8/10

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'Twas.

...

We make Flanders gay. Boom, one more Emmy down the drain.

Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's) becomes a franchised business and one opens up next to Moe's Tavern. Moe enlists the help of Chuck (formerly of Chuck's) to try and get Sneed's shut down.
Guest starring Patrick Warburton as Chuck