Why did she marry such an ass?

Why did she marry such an ass?

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Because he's her ass.

Women like assertive men

He got a big ole farmer cock.

It's stated that Eustace has become grumpy in his old age from frustration with different things.

Because Eustace underneath his cruel exterior is a good man, even though he doesn't show it much.

He isn't really an ass to her, he loves her and she keeps him in line. He just doesn't like the dog but Muriel loves the dog so he puts up with it. Also he might be jealous of the affection she gives courage instead of him. As for why he is the way he is with everyone else

No one else would.

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Eustace was actually the 2nd greatest character in the show outside of Courage

Delet this

Did they never have kids? Were there any implied but just moved out?

Not a farmer

Because he fills me heart with the warmest of feelings, and also me scottish bagpipes (its what I call me ladyparts)

Well he tilled the fuck out of Muriels soil. Sounds like a farmer to me.

Never said one way or another, there's a fan theory that they had a son that died and Courage is basically Muriel's replacement for him. There's not really evidence for it, but it's another way to interpret the show when watching.

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Except for that one time he formed the league of villains.

The Attic can act like a spare bedroom and for some reason they have a computer up there. And I know they didn't get it for Courage and neither of them seem like they're tech savy. So possibly.

Stupid dog stole his new blanket though. He invaded his territory, courage attempted a power play and got his shit kicked in for it

Except for that one part at the end where he destroyed them via sonic attack.

Stupid dog cried like a little bitch, i never lost at all

Get off of the computer Eustace, you twit.

He wasn't an ass when he was young. Remember the episode where they both turned into kids and Eustace was timid and quiet while Muriel acted like a selfish brat. They probably met each other in their 20s and over time their personalities kinda swapped.

I thought Courage somehow built it himself

>there's a fan theory
stop reading here

I think it's easier to believe Eustace is sterile since there was never a hint they ever had a kid

but which actor would play Fred?

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The dicking is fantastic

I suggest Jim Carrey

Gary Busey

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I always thought it would have been interesting if they had an adult son who lived in the big city.

I always felt that He was sweet when he first met her but in his old age he got dementia and became more aggressive towards her.

He is petty obseesed with his food and never really seems aware of what is happening around him.

tim curry

>Why did she marry such an a man who is assertive and doesn't take shit?
Don't you understand women at all?

I like it, It also explains why Eustace hates Courage, he resents Muriel using a pet as a child replacement but can't take it out on her, so he takes it out on the dog.

Steve Buscemi

would their son basically be like human Courage?

same, or somehow paid for it. it's another way that courage is aware while eustace and muriel are oblivious.

It would add to the jealousy of him for his Chad brother too.

This is literally the only answer.

I think they're both pretty senile.

>they had a son that died and Courage is basically Muriel's replacement for him.
I don't like this. Muriel took Courage in out of simple kindness. Making him a replacement son cheapens it.

I like to think that the guy from Lilly Laney is their son.

He wanted a dog.

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test

Dick game strong.

+1

He's definitely got some of Eustace's chin.