Come live with us in the Palace, there's a room waiting for you

Can I ditch the room and sleep on Blue's tits instead?

Best Boy

youtube.com/watch?v=touzHUBQmEk

>STEVEN: Thanks! But I really gotta go...
>DIAMONDS (in the most sultry way imaginable): But, Steven!...
REBECCAAAAA

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>all characters I want to fuck with are giants, be it diamonds or transformers
I hate this so much why am I doomed to belong to this shitty species of literal ants?

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Once I'm done cooming on the diamonds, they're not going to have any food so I'll probably just return to Earf.

Only if they vore me and since they have stomach acid that means they can shit me out.

This but with blue and white while yellow watches

YOU MAKE MY EARFQUAKE

I'm bored. Give me a song from the movie to sing.

Do the one where Steve cries

Isnt that all of them?

That's the joke

Vrrrm.

There we go

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Just cry.

Better

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>edits

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Is there a way to isolate the vocals to only hear like just Blue Diamond for example

Is it possible? Yes. It'd probably be a pain in the ass to do in practice though, so good luck.

No. SU is a gay shitty show for gay shitty people that have shit tastes.

>Hybrid son of a Diiiamond
I was cumming buckets within the first two minutes of the movie

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I got you user
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QlxI8TNXZ1w
Word of advice, if you just want blue diamond only use the right headphone.

That's the stuff i was looking for. It was hard hearing yellow or blue over white diamond. Even with using one ear bud, this does it perfectly

Thanks

This but yellow isn't allowed to watch, she has to repeatedly punch herself in the face instead.

As a human, I would have to say no since they have absolutely no idea how to keep a human alive outside the garden. In fact, now that I think of it, why the hell does Homeworld even have a breathable atmosphere?

>live with a diamond harem
yes my dick is literally diamonds

I want to do lewd degenerate things to Blue while Yellow and White watch in jealousy.

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Think nothing of it dude.

The atmosphere is breathable since life used to cover the planet before the gems took over. Since Gems don't use up oxygen the atmosphere has remained more or less the same.

haha

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Would i be aloud to choose a color theme for myself.

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I feel like there is better r34 out there, user. The Diamonds deserve better than this.

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confirmed that WD should have died in change your mind

the haphazard capitalization in this bothers me

Give me my own spinel and you got me

I can relate

Yeah, I'd go. I have nothing going on here.

>Ants
Just means you get to go spelunking in your waifus user

Hell yeah. I want the lady space dictators to smother me.

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This, knowing my luck with roommates.
>Hey user, I turned off the oxygen to..
>Oh...

This but yellow, blue and white watches while I bang your mom

They are bestests gems, of course!

...I did my best ;_;

>when you put it in

Yes. I'm horribly depressed and having multiple people love me and care for my well being would be nice.

*well-being

You can’t forget the hyphen there, user. Making it all one word is also an option, but it for sure can’t be written as a two-word phrase.

I like your drawing

Same
>You will never be the diamond's tiny toy who somehow keeps ending up under them whenever they sit down

I want to be chained to White Diamond's toe ring and live as a prisoner to her foot

Needs more Blue Diamond

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It's scary in a way.

Blue is a cuckquean haha

I concur

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THICC

>sweet irish voice
She is best diamond

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Sirs, ye are men of culture. And integrity

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>Blue Diamond's harmonization during the "Always putting others firrrst" verse
This goddess is ultimate wife material

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>ywn have three giant milfs fawning over you.

WHY GOD?! DOES MY SUFFERING AMUSE YOU?! DOES IT?!

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About that shelf of hair in front. Does her Pearl take rides up there? Is that where Spinel will live now?

>the diamonds as the incredibly hot ogre chieftains, with WD being the largest
>yellow commands the armies, blue holds the executions, White just revels in the blood
>pink is a long lost fourth chieftain who ran away and bore the child of a hunter. She died during childbirth
Why live boys???

Opal may not be a Diamond, but she's another giant woman I wouldn't mind givin' the ol' murdercock to: youtube.com/watch?v=8u1CgKcx9L4

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I love how Yellow sings "palace".

I like her pearl

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>DOES MY SUFFERING AMUSE YOU?!
it does amuse me

kekkity kek

>tfw there are more cuckqueens on steven fucking universe than actual cucks
Is... Is rebecca trying to tell us something,

>Nefcy
>Sucrose
Who else? There must be one more.

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Why leave the best part out?

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Hell yes
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I would have to reject their offer. I'm human. I was born a human. I like being a human. And more importantly there is a lot of humans out there that I need to help.

faggot

>I like being a human
what? did you think that was going to change?

So it's canon that singing is an integral part of the setting, and when the characters break out into song they're not existing on some extra-diegetic plane. It's also canon that Gem technology, and indeed Gem culture, incorporates song and music to a degree that goes beyond what humans use music to do (Lapis using the Wailing Stone to signal Homeworld, Pearl building her bootleg spaceship's controls to be operated by an electric piano, the corruption song, etc.). Therefore it stands to reason that when the Diamonds are singing the intro (and broadcasting across all channels to their empire), they're literally, actually singing a song to the Gems to explain the shakeup and the new rules of Era 3. We, the viewers, extradiegetically understand this is a summary of Steven Universe, condensed into an intro to set up the plot of the movie. I think, intradiegetically, the Diamonds are imprinting the lower caste gems to be subservient to Steven and his new order, as well as imprinting all the events leading up to the movie subconsciously. This is my personal headcanon as to why Spinel knows so much about Steven and the Crystal Gems even though she sat out the last 5000 years in isolation in PD's asteroid garden. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Why in the fuck would Gems ask me to stay if I wasn't going to stay Human. By the time they blink I would be dead.

AHHHHHHH IM COOMING TO MY GIANT WIVES AGGGHHHUHHH

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When are these pearls gonna FUSE into a larger pearl

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The triple pearl fusion dream

Never. You didn't believe in Steven and now you've damned us all to an eternity of endless suffering

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Like that would ever happen

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The most important one

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What would you eat?
Rocks?

Would you ask casual blue diamond out on a comfy date?

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This is the best one.
>the absolute ginormity of White looming over you
>the thunderous moans echoing throughout the chamber while she watches
Not to mention how the size difference between you and white is much bigger than the other diamonds.

I don’t

Why did I always think concur meant disagree? Is there a similar word to concur that means to disagree?

Heck yeah!

>Would you Yea Forums?
Only if I can grow to their size or they can shrink down to mine so we can have a proper fuck.

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Who doesn't want a finger job

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I mixed up "concur" and "contend" as a kid, so maybe that's it?

Yes, also you're a coward for not willing to go spelunking

>"Steven, we've come to earth to live with yOoOooOooOoouuu"
>that hand wave
>the guilt trip
WHAT THE FRICK this genocidal space dictator has no business being this cute

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Fuck that, I want to finger-bang Yellow while ramming it up White Diamond's pussy as she and Blue 69. Those three are hotness incarnate.

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She was abandoned within 24hours of learning Steven existed kek

>Not being between two or more of them as they grind against each other or simply used as a tiny toy

Say “fuck it” and take up the offer, I’ve already become the worst I could be just to end up in Beach City. Pic VERY related.

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Would you
I like when she turns around to walk away

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>comfiest dates with comfiest diamond
Yeah sounds sweet

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wtf was Opal Best Gem all along??

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Butch diamond > bleu diamond

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opal forgot her clothes!

official gem fusion power rankings
>Sardonyx
>Opal
>Rainbow QUartz
>Garnet
>stevonnie
>alexandrite
>Steg
>Obsidian
>Alexandrite
>Sunstone
>>Smoky quartz
>Sugilite

>Sunstone that low

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Based user.

Yellow Diamond
>most intelligent diamond
>most organized
>sassy
>sophisticated
>ran 75% of the Empire while Blue grieved and White retreated into her head
>best at warfare
>best at martial arts
Honestly her biggest weakness is expressing her emotions. Become her trusted person she can tell her emotions to and you're in the bag.

... Can I hang out with Spinel?

What if they watch you play

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She does seem like the type of person who would be into that.

Steven is busy with his new adult film star career and you are too big to frame

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>Blue’s lip bite

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>Best Diamond will never sneer at your disgusting organic form

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Why does the white one look like a rip off of Solitaire from the Rock Lords?

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>You look like a good gem~

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I hope we get the Diamonds engaging in Earth culture to make Steven happy or something

on a related note: how long do y'all think Pearl and/or White Diamond have been around for?

Since I'm not good at edits I'll just leave this crop here and request someone else to do what must be done

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Well over 10,000 years. I don't think we'll ever get the origin of gems and that's probably for the best, keep a bit of mystique.

As long as I get privacy in the bathroom. And they let me sleep.

Greg would have gone.

9 months later he would have returned with Nora, Andy, and Rhapsody, Steven’s new brother and sisters.

But why would Greg stop with just the 3 Diamonds?

He wouldn't stop at the diamonds but the diamonds are the only ones who can handle the murdercock long enough to reproduce. Other gems poof from the pressure.

>Other gems poof from the pressure
Kek, the thought of that cracks me up, until I realize that means I could never cum inside Pearl or Padparadscha

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You've got it all wrong, user. Sex with regular Gems is still very much possible. It's just that only the stronger, more durable Gems (like Pearl) would be able to poof AFTER the climax. But weaker Gems would probably have a smaller limit to the level of pressure they could take with each thrust. I can't say for certain if a petite Padparadscha could handle the murdercock long enough to get a thick, steaming creampie.

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Not soon enough

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Definitely, we've seen her hide Steven there a couple times.

I haven't watched SU since Jailbreak and wanna get back into it

is there a list of "must watch" episodes? I've heard there are a lot of slice of life/towny episodes that aren't important to the plot or characters. I don't mind watching some but the ones that can be skipped and aren't entertaining I wouldn't mind skipping

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The Townie eps can still be enjoyed as their own individual stories, with some having an added moral regarding familial, platonic, or romantic relationships. Townie eps can either be funny (“Rising Tides, Crashing Skies”; “Restaurant Wars”) or emotionally charged (basically any LarsxSadie episode).

But if plot really is all you care about since cartoons can’t just simply be enjoyed as a short, one-episode story, many of the Townie episodes still have underlying plot significance by introducing more of Steven’s powers, adding more worldbuilding, or even throwing hints at how Gems have affected Earth.

"Onion Gang" is literally the only skippable episode since it isn't that entertaining, it's visually boring, and it doesn't do much as far as worldbuilding is considered. Watch everything else.

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So THAT'S what that strangely arousing accent was. Tangentially related, but what other shows have something similar?

>You will never build a cozy cottage in her cleavage.

Yeah but they’re gonna have to do some studying on human reproductive organs

Well, I don't even like su characters. But they are filthy rich so yeah.

Kill Yellow.
Fuck White.
Marry Blue.

Marry Yellow.
Fuck Blue.
Shatter White.

Anyone still got the mega archive of all the episodes?

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Fuse with Blue
Murdercock White
Shatter Yellow

Terrace?

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! This is what I wanted!

Hear me out:

Steg+Alexandrite+The Diamonds

How about Opal and Stevonnie all day every day

The only steven fans that are bearable are the greg universe ones.

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These but with Peridot and Spinel while Pearl watches.

Kill Yellow
Fuck Blue
Marry White