This is a comic in the year 2019

Hot garbage fire but I would eat a fresh pile of shit from a horse's anus just to support my waifu.

Nice to see you at least know the year we are in, OP. You are still a retard though.

>Gwenpool takes user out for a date and crimefighting
Comfy~desu

never trust anyone over 30, like a millennial.

Does she Nice feet? I still support and buy it either way now

>muh lellinals
did you join a sect? Or are you still 12?

Millennials are the target audience of this shit

Wow, its almost like the big two suck just as much as they have since 2011.

Gwen is infected with Joker toxin, isn't she?

Gwen's gone full zoomer though.

Zoomers are millenials

Oh look is Harley Quinn

Is this from an actual gwenpool comic or the beginning of a porn parody?

Acting like this is more suited for Gwen than Harley. NuHarley sucks

Actual comic page.

When can I expect the lewds?

It’s real. 2nd issue was her and Deadpool sneaking into The Baxter Building. Gwen thought sleeping with a F4 member could boost her sales

No it isn't
Gwen is supposed to be a comic book nerd loser with no friends, I can't think of anything more out of character than bold and explicit sexual behavior

Problem with new Gwenpool is that its all comedy and only tiny, micro amount of tragedy. What made me love the original series it was about a character that fell like a real dirtbag playing the isekai fantasy of not giving a shit about the 'NPCs' at beginning of story to growing up and understand she become part of this world. All we have here is a complete regression of the character.

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It's real.
adventuresinpoortaste.com/2019/09/05/exclusive-marvel-preview-gwenpool-strikes-back-2/

Also, apparently the comic was originally supposed to address Yea Forums.

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I live in Wyoming. I would prefer it doesn't.

Can't California just be wrecked by the big one instead?

.....Who becomes an extrovert in comics because it’s a escape fantasy for her and allows her to be herself. If she was in our world, yeah I’d agree. She’s a loser in real life

>I live in Wyoming.
Silly user, everyone knows people don't live in wyoming

this is my wife in the year 2019

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Words have meanings.

user all she does in the original run is fangirl and spill mountains of spaghetti

Yeah and those two have the same one

Yeah and she’s over it. She’s been in comics for a while now

>she's totally different from her original run, she's acting out of character
>no she's not!
>yes she is
>yes she is, she's moved on!

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>The east coast is fine.
Not acceptable.

Yay, Gwen's back

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nice

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>pulls the "I have a sad backstory and it will let me get out of being a shit person" card

She’s not “totally different”. She still acknowledges that she’s a fuckup, 2nd issue in fact.

>Gwenfags pretend her character was deep
Holy hell I liked her last run and I know you lot are full of shit

They’re not even pretending that Gwenpool has anything going for her but waifufags now are they?

>that spike over washington d.c.
I guess someone who hates the establishment made this pic?

Fixed

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GARBAGE WEEABOO

IMAGINE THE SMELL

Both characters are completelly identical now.

Yikes

Gen Z and millennials hate each other

What part of “this works for Gwen, NuHarley sucks” don’t you understand?

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The part where it actually works differently and isn’t just you getting a boner over the design.

>be pr--
A what?

Pregnant.

I dunno, I kinda dig the crazy eyes.

Oh.

>black lipsticks
>bigger boobs
>insane look
>acting scary for a second
>confident
>covered legs
She is turning into evil Gween

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All Harleys are great, dummy.

remember when mark millar had a character fuck you in the ass for reading his comic?

Who /hot ash zone/ here

I don't get it, hasn't Gwenpool always been like this?

>South Texas, the most mexican part of the US, is spared any ash whatsoever

Cant make this shit up. Even god is on their side.

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The hell is going on with those few last panels ?

>kms
This is not ok.

the idea of a big tiddy xorn to go along with the other xorns actually made me chuckle, so kudos to that at least.

Lia is a tumblr shipper girl who got job .I am sure she will try to ship spiderman and deadpool so hard whenever possible.

No, Hastings never had her talk to the audience and she only expressed extreme thirst with the non-616 Venomverse tie-in.

Aren't you that same user who posted that on that story-time thread?

dirty neet

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there are so many fanfics like this, i don't remember ever seeing a fan comic with this premise.

I keep seeing pages of this comic and I gotta say, I really like the idea of Gwenpool being a looney tune with a clear and celebrated sexual element in the vein of early Harley Quinn or Byrne She-Hulk way more than "haha she is le quirky girl who knows le comics and enjoys le guns like in Borderlands 2!!"

>F-Fapbait
Fuck off

Fuck you

Except this take on the character is way more engaging than a self-insert for every tween girl who's read the Wikipedia page for Squirrel Girl

What if we took Gwenpool and Deadpool and combined them into a new character
called Deadpool

Wate a minute! Isn't that just sex?

Son, how'd you like a job at the house of ideas?

>i-i-it’s not fapbait
If you can’t take the truth you shouldn’t try to fight it in the first place.

What exactly is the context for this monstrosity?

looks like cheap whore

Did you ever Spider-man-Deadpool?

"Big Titty Xorn"
At least Leah acknowledges it

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Gwenpool's overused gimmick is that she's from our world but was transported to the Marvel universe for reasons never given. She believes that if her book gets cancelled, she'll cease to exist. So she does outlandish shit to get people to buy her book and avoid oblivion. It made sense when she was trapped in the Marvel universe, but she apparently can leave whenever she wants now. She just chooses to stay because she can be as wacky as she wants with zero repercussions.

The kids of today should defend themselves against the 2010s.

Its a good thing Spiderman/deadpool book was written by Joe kelly . But you cant deny its started to appease the Tumblr crowd and there are so many gay baiting jokes there.

>"real world character"
>is more shallow and cartoonish than basically any Marvel character, even when living her "real life"

Robbie did it better

>complete darkness
what, did I get anal vored?

Her buttocks are blocking your vision

Is this a reference to her creator showing his anus on social media?

it's hot either way

Nope. Joe kelly with itsy bitty arc was good story for both spiderman and deadpool fans. Robbie was ok. But cant match up to what kelly did.

That's the Spider-Gwen costume.

Joe's just not as funny

What a glorious time to be alive.

No one reads comics.

I remember that the original Gwenfag warned us that after West coast avengers they will turn her into harley quinn, oh wow he was right after all.

I guess you are one of those who likes jokes than a character development. Yes. Rob was funny.

How is the joke flying over people's heads?

Because there isn't one.

I'm more distracted by the fact that the comic is now literally trying to appeal to Yea Forums, because I guess we're the only ones that liked the book.

>literally trying to appeal to Yea Forums
Are you delusional?

It's a woman character, written by a woman. Take a wild guess.

...

>been hearing about this for 15 years
>still hasn't exploded
STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP NIGGER

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The joke is "sex sells and Gwenpool wants her book to sell".

>untalented women lurking on Yea Forums
Wew lad

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Wait a minute, IS SHE FUCKING FLIRTING WITH THE AUDIENCE? Gween is pure, PURE.

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I'm a Waypoolfag

>big tiddy xorn
>admit it co you would hit it
>dat pic
not gonna lie, she is based and hot

I guessed. I hope you guys can leave deadpool. you guys did so much damage buying that shitty ass series by Way. No wonder you liked those meme stories than the ones written by Kelly.

I have no idea what you think this graph conveys.

Honestly the book wasn't that bad.

Unironically fun. Gwenpool ends up being one of the few good Marvel runs currently going. Why did they run Moon Knight into the ground? The last run was so bad.

Based.

Gwen was pretty hot in that one page of WCA I saw.

Way's series and the video game are how I got into superhero stuff

hi Leah

I really hope you are a troll man. Its been said that those are the things which bought the cringy memepool fans to deadpool and spoiled him. If you are one of them then i feel so bad for your mental health.

you keep reading edgy serious shit while I'll read fun comics

I actually prefer the horny memelord version of Gwenpool over the generic innocent comic fan version.

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Reading fun comics is good and all. Try something in genre not recommended by the pediatrician too .

I bet you do, Leah

>tfw kill zone comfy
have fun dying over the course of a few weeks, fuckers. See you all in hell.

>an actually hot woman is teasing Yea Forums about waifus

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This is the first time I liked her in a style that is not from the Nippon, she looks pretty cure there.

SOMEONE LIGHT A FUCKING CANDLE!

This... this is a shoop... r-right?!

I'd fuck Gwenpool.

OH MY GOD A HUGE TITTIES HOTTIE IS TALKING TO US

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youtube.com/watch?v=ObWrdYQ_6xY

>The worst parts of California are spared.

Fuck you too, God.

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Do you think the whole of Marvel's comic division is now aware of Yea Forums?
Do you think it's entirely thanks to the America fan mail incident?

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Can you fags please stop being new?

Imagine thinking you can shit talk California when you living in fucking Wyoming.

It's real tho
twitter.com/mymonsterischic/status/1169694783918497792

I didn't say it was fake.

If he was 12, he’s the only one who gets to have an opinion on cape comics

when is she getting another Miles dicking?

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Surely we can compromise on this

>Leah knows Yea Forums wants to shove their dicks down her throat and between her tits
>Still acknowledges us
Do you think she gets off on it?

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She's trying to get with characters people care about user, not pretend to care about on Twitter.

>these fat uglies are horny for me, time to she-fap
Nope.

>Take away Gurihiru, literally the only thing that made it cute and even remotely worthwhile

Leah's trying to not get her book cancelled user.

It's meta.

goddamn

0:50
youtube.com/watch?v=C-YPUHo2uts

Heh. I wonder what her butt smells like
Would it tickle if her butthole was right on your nose and she farted?
Hahaha I bet it would stink

>that sixth panel

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hey this'll more than likely result in california cracking off and falling into the ocean like god wants, take what you can get user

This new artist is alright

>Bottom Florida gets spared
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>I live in Wyoming
How are you even online?

>used to live in South Florida up until a couple years ago
>now live in West Tennessee
Guess I'll die slowly

Not sure if trying to be Amanda Conner or actually Amanda Conner on a bad day.

It's almost good, but not quite.

Rural faggot stay mad you live in a wasteland

Hey!
I'm a skinny average!

>I survive
Get fucked West Coast

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Is she the only actually hot woman in the comic industry?

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Zoe Quinn is probably a goddess on bed judging by how many guys were willing to nail the harpoon on that whale in exchange for giving her free shit

Just like real life girls, user

If she was a true neet she'd be content with autismbux

H-how much time would hot ash zone have to escape?
We could evacuate in time... right?

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look at the bright side, at least Canada will perish too

I think I'd survive that? I'm in like, the 10-30 mm of ash ring.

What's the point? It'd be the end of an era and it's not like the Europeans would help us. I wouldn't be surprised if we launched whatever we had left just to spite them.

>millenials
>the target of comics
>in 2019

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>My area is barely touched
I mean the whole economy would be fucked but at the very least I'd be sort of okay

>My family is on the safe side of WA
I’m okay with this

>being angry that a 2d girl straight up tell (you) the reader that she'd totally kiss you
I just don't understand 2019 Yea Forums

Go masturbate, then look at that page again you dumb coomer.

tell her to do porn or actual lewd with grinding and mid riffs

youtube.com/watch?v=rBzA4shGmw8

Idk, Canada has a ton of room and very few people.
It would be rough but idk about impossible

>it's not like the Europeans would help us
youtu.be/P-rU2nPAIQc
What goes around comes around.

I wonder if there are evacuation measures already planned out in the event of a potential explosion having been detected.

the amount of seethe directed at this post tells me wyoming anons are based

you realize the ash is going to cover the sun for months/years and there'll be a mass shortage of food. I prefer instant death to be honest.

Or, bear with me here: migrate south like a rational person.
Now, I know, "ew dirty Mexicans!" as you whiteys will feel compelled to react, but I imagine plenty of people will be doing so and in turn improve the living conditions to accommodate all the disaster refugees.

There is currently no real plan as it would a World ending event. It’s projected that if it blew then the the world runs out of food in two months, and only small pockets of humanity will survive.

The world stage is to unstable for humanity to really work towards a real solution as one unified group, but NASA is currently trying to figure out how to deal with it.

Something tells me the Mexicans wont be so cool with your plan. Can’t put my finger on exactly what, I’ll have to think on it

>food production now rests solely on the shoulders of potheads who have been growing their own shit in their basement for years

No. The entire planet runs out of food, not just America. The ash cloud pretty much makes all non-hydroponic farms dead.

>spoiler
I doubt any of the readers actually read that book. It's possible they heard the online news sources talking about it, though.

But they referenced obscure Yea Forums memes before, so they should have been aware of Yea Forums for a long time.

If you go ahead with the wall, yeah. But if you're not an idiot, you will course correct on that shit because running South is the ONLY option most people will have if Yellowstone ever erupted. Forget about planes.
Hmmm buddy we'll just use big fans, no big deal.

Don't tell me you wouldn't act like a sperg faggot if you had Deadpool powers.

Pure slut

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Marjorie Liu is a fucking qt

Miles refuses to hollow her out with his BBC, it's why she revealed his identity and killed his family in the bad future.

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Why do they keep trying to pair Miles, a high school kid, up with college age girls?

>Problem with new Gwenpool is that its all comedy and only tiny, micro amount of tragedy
Were you honestly expecting women in comics writing women having problems others than incels attacking them? women in comics are supposed to be empowering, not to be killed.

I wanna put a baby in you, Leah, hope that's okay.

they're easing the readers into /ss/

I can't imagine being this stupid.

Because Miles has literally NOTHING other than these pairings. Literally if he doesn’t have a hate thread he’s not making it to 300 posts, so marvels pairs him with FOTM to give him a little bump, think about it he’s been forced with both Gwen’s and Kamala.

Miles was only really paired with Spider-Gwen. He slapped Gwenpool's shit, and Kamala doesn't want him. The only serious love interests he's had are Spider-Gwen, Bombshell, and Literally Who-lia, and he's already fucked up the Bombshell thing.

because bitches love Spider-Man

Hot take; in the scene where they showed Quentin's room in WCA, they should've had Gwen naked in bed with him.

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Based

>Nu-Gwen is actually Belle Delphine cosplaying as Gwen

This would explain so much.

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>Tfw survive Yellowstone AND get to buy fertile ash-washed Californian land on the cheap once all the sodomites are burned out.
Based supervolcano.

You think some volcano can wash away the gay?
Nice digits

>zoomers are gen y
wow you're retarded

what booty? Gwenpool is the only ''sexy'' character that barely has any sexy scenes in her booksl.

Even her ''sex sells'' book makes Star vs look like a porno based on how tame the ''sex sells'' stuff was

This is actually not bad!

Her powers are inverted into themselves and she has become aware of the cliches she herself is. She is the snake biting it's own ass.

Also it seems like the writer is going over the plot of her actually being a bad guy. That makes sense since her power is audience knowledge and that she abuses that constantly.

Fun Fact: You can actually keep volcanoes form going critical by building enough thermal energy plants around them. Also super volcanoes go critical so slowly that this would actually be a completely viable option for preventing eruptions.

I like the original better. It's weird to see the heart eyes in the aggressor.

>nothing is wrong with california
i can name three: hymiewood, too much traffic and too much darkies

That's been debated, apparently. There was a multi-billion dollar plan to do that to prevent Yellowstone from erupting but it hasn't been enacted yet for fear it might actually trigger an eruption instead.

Remember, last time a supervolcano went up, only 3,000 humans survived.

Zoomers were born after 2000, user. Millenials were born 80s/90s.

Volcanic ash turns to cement in your lungs, so 3cm of ash literally everywhere would smother all of California, even SoCal.

How the fuck is anyone supposed to remember that?

Bring it on, we Utahns are ready for the apocalypse.

Because the humans that died carried the genes for perfect modern day waifus with a loser fetish.
F for respects, man.

test

shudup Leah

If this shit ever pops I'm going up to NW Wyoming so I can be wiped out instantly by the blast. Fuck getting buried in scalding hot ash.

>TFW I will never have a crazy yandere nerd woman after my bbc

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We know that her nipples don't look like that, but that debunking now leaves me curious on what her official nipples look like.

>test
How come that Gwenpool threads are filled with proxy posters spamming the same gwenpool pics?

Ikr fucking millenials.

>east coast is mostly unscathed
Whats the downside?

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Needs a brap edit

Is there not a manner in which to partially vent the pressure of Yellowstone?

heh

I think I understand why I don't like her costume unless japs draw it. The issue is the black lines around the eyes. In gurihuri art the line above the eye is thin and the eyeliner on the bottom is thinner than the top. I think that makes the difference.

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Everyone would simply move to the east/southeast. Rednecks would be outnumbered and finally become the true powerless minority.

Would Gwen sell her bathwater to get by?

Oh no she's hot!

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You know she'd sell her pee.

>"you're attracted to women? heh, newfag"

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Bump.

>border between hot ash/raining ash zones
couldn't I just stay inside and be completely fine?

>female character shows up in a comic
>everyone posts dumb shit like "God, I wish she'd sit on my face, haha"
>female characters sits on their face in a comic
>"REEEEE NOT MUH"

>she will never sit on your face and tell you that she loves you
Why even live?

oh...OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH, now I get it

>everyone posts dumb shit like "God, I wish she'd sit on my face, haha"
>female characters sits on their face in a comic
Is this our superpower now? We can just meme things into happening?
We should be making more use of this ability.

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I'm fucking terrified of this. I hope it doesn't happen yet. Please.

Lex recently decided to turn into god and it was called "Apex Luthor"

Sounds familiar? "Dr Doom turning into God apex of writting" Meme Magic is real fools

>I've been hearing it for 20 years
Doesn't matter how long you've been hearing it, user. It's always been there. 15 years is practically nothing compared to how long volcanoes can live.