MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
What is wrong with you people, I am sleepy, boy!
NOT FOR LONG, YOU HAIRY MEATBALL!!
I don’t know why you gotta wake me up like that.
Meanwhile, on the lower floors, Luthor sits at his desk, staring intently at Earth 33's Google Image Search platform.
YOU ALL SURROUNDED! THERE'S NO WAY TO RUN!
Luthor screams in delight, as a manical archvillain worth billions of dollars now President of the United States turned rouge in an underground bunker can.
>"This...this must be my counterpart on Earth 33...yyeeesssss....YYYYEEESSSS!!"
Oh no!
do not worry, brothers...
I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE
>SINESTRO: "Too sinister for my blood!"
SWOOOOOOOBAT!
>Well, my fellow leag-I I mean legionaries, it seems like were to die in this rotten lair. Any last confessions before the righteous fires of Shiva takes us beyond the Source Wall?
>T'WAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE!! ALL FOR SOME CHEAP LAUGHS AND GETS ON A BAVARIAN CUMDUMPING WEBSITE IN THE HIGHER THIRD DIMENSION!!!
>To be honest, I just wandered in from a furry convention a few years back on a set of some bad Bath Salts. I always thought this place was a rehabilitation center for disabled cos players...
>This is me, by the way...how do I look?
>Swoobats proceed to circle the entire building
Swoobat!
hheeh hhheehhehehe hhehehehehhehehe heheheheheheh hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m the one eating all the Chips Ahoy.
>WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THESE SWOOBATS DOING HERE?!?! I WANT AN EXPLANATTIOOONN!!
You will pay for your miscreant crimes, little one.
If I intend on preserving the last of my Oreos, I must do the unthinkable!
hey dudes, what's going on in this thread?
Do your worst.
>I shall consume you whole!!!!
*chomp*
>lex luthor calls up fisk
>Hey fisk I got a good spider for you
>Yeah hes from the north.
>Dont worry about superman, he hasnt paid his bills yet at the justice league.
>Yeah theyre three months behind.
>Thanks good talkin to ya.
Nope
Well, hello young miscreant! Have you ever had an erection that lasted for more than 12 hours?
>hnnneehhhhhehh
>sniff
>YES. WONDERFUL TALKING TO YOU, BEZOS.
fisk places the phone down on the reciever
it becomes a flattened cake of plastic and metal
his bulbuous head rears around like that of a freshly born babe understanding the relation of mass and gravity upon its weary neck
he takes a deep breath
>hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WHEN I WAS-
Well, that depends. On whether or not you're going to suck my balls.
>A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOGGG!!!!!!
Lex luthor calls up jonah jameson
>click
>yeah this spideys good he actually pays his rent, sometimes its early even.
>I dont think superman ever paid for his college
>Bruce wayne is pissed cause theyre spending all his money
>Yeah I paid the punisher to punish batmans joker, not kill him though keep em safe off the streets
>Haha, Imagine having lazer vision but 1mil in studen loan debt
>Amazin talk to you later.
Earth 33? Ultra Comics?
hhh
>me?! leader of the Star Sapphires suck your 4 inch prepubecent testicles to the point of orgasmic completion upon this cosmic visage that is my corporeal form?
Star Sapphire's ring begins to emit violet light in grander and grander intensity
>FOR BALLS LONG LOST
>AND FULL OF WHITE
>FOR THOSE ALONE
>IN THICKEST DELIGHT
>ACCEPT OUR LIPS
>AND JOIN OUR APPETITE
>LOVE CONQUERS ALL
>WITH VIOLET LIGHT!!!
>spiderpool is the greatest!
>There is only one spiderpool!
>Who is like unto the spiderpool!
>Who can wage war like spiderpool?
>Prank those who insult spiderpool!
DON'T BUMP THIS THREAD!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! PLEASE STOOOOOooooooooo--*
BY THE GODS!! THIS SPIDER POOL IS UNSTOPPABLE!! NO ONE IN THE HIGHEST HEAVENS OR THE LOWEST HELLS CAN MATCH HIS DANCING ABILITIES!! WHO, O WHO CAN EVER FREE US FROM HIS BEWITCHING SWAGGER AND SUPPLE FORM?!?!
>Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
>kicks dirt in his eye
beat it chump
Calm down, ho, I was just kidding. Now go get me a sandwich before I kick you in the nuts.
SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP
>Oh...hmm? I got distracted and went to town on this vanilla Ice Cream sandwich.
Meanwhile, on lewd DC Earth 69
>AHH AAAHH AAAAHHHHH
>I DON'T KNOW WHERE JUDGE DENT'S KIDS ARE, BATMAN, PLEASE YOUR ELECTROCUTED INTERROGATING CONDOMS ARE TAKING A TOLL ON HARLEY'S HYENAS!!
MEANWHILE, AT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE HQ PANTRY, SUPERMAN FINDS DIANA LYING IN A POOL OF STRAWBERRY JAM.
BEFORE ANYONE CAN SUSPECT HIM OF MURDER, HE MUST CLEAN BOTH THE COMPOUND AND WONDER WOMAN'S SUPPLE AMAZONIAN FORM WITH ONLY THE WETNESS OF HIS TONGUE!!
CAN HE FINISH IN TIME BEFORE THE REST OF THE LEAGUE ARRIVE FOR THEIR MIDDAY PB&J WITH MILK BREAK? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK ON YOUR LOCAL Yea Forums SHITPOST THREAD!!
I smell peter...
Why hello there, what did I miss ?