Attached: Legion's_HQ.png (600x338, 166K)
MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
Blake Reyes
Aiden Campbell
What is wrong with you people, I am sleepy, boy!
Gavin Wright
NOT FOR LONG, YOU HAIRY MEATBALL!!
Ayden Gomez
I don’t know why you gotta wake me up like that.
Josiah Anderson
Meanwhile, on the lower floors, Luthor sits at his desk, staring intently at Earth 33's Google Image Search platform.
Isaiah Hughes
YOU ALL SURROUNDED! THERE'S NO WAY TO RUN!
Joshua Hill
Luthor screams in delight, as a manical archvillain worth billions of dollars now President of the United States turned rouge in an underground bunker can.
>"This...this must be my counterpart on Earth 33...yyeeesssss....YYYYEEESSSS!!"
Noah Gray
Oh no!
Brody Flores
do not worry, brothers...
I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE
Justin Garcia
>SINESTRO: "Too sinister for my blood!"
Luis Lee
Xavier Edwards
SWOOOOOOOBAT!
Zachary Torres
>Well, my fellow leag-I I mean legionaries, it seems like were to die in this rotten lair. Any last confessions before the righteous fires of Shiva takes us beyond the Source Wall?
William Wood
>T'WAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE!! ALL FOR SOME CHEAP LAUGHS AND GETS ON A BAVARIAN CUMDUMPING WEBSITE IN THE HIGHER THIRD DIMENSION!!!
Elijah Richardson
>To be honest, I just wandered in from a furry convention a few years back on a set of some bad Bath Salts. I always thought this place was a rehabilitation center for disabled cos players...
Bentley Cruz
>This is me, by the way...how do I look?
Cameron Harris
>Swoobats proceed to circle the entire building
Swoobat!
Joshua Reed
hheeh hhheehhehehe hhehehehehhehehe heheheheheheh hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Colton Richardson
I’m the one eating all the Chips Ahoy.
Nathaniel Smith
>WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THESE SWOOBATS DOING HERE?!?! I WANT AN EXPLANATTIOOONN!!
Josiah Green
You will pay for your miscreant crimes, little one.
If I intend on preserving the last of my Oreos, I must do the unthinkable!
Thomas Russell
hey dudes, what's going on in this thread?
Levi Moore
Do your worst.
Easton Barnes
>I shall consume you whole!!!!
*chomp*
Owen Lee
>lex luthor calls up fisk
>Hey fisk I got a good spider for you
>Yeah hes from the north.
>Dont worry about superman, he hasnt paid his bills yet at the justice league.
>Yeah theyre three months behind.
>Thanks good talkin to ya.
Jaxson Jones
Nope
Brandon Price
Well, hello young miscreant! Have you ever had an erection that lasted for more than 12 hours?
Jaxson Bennett
>hnnneehhhhhehh
>sniff
>YES. WONDERFUL TALKING TO YOU, BEZOS.
fisk places the phone down on the reciever
it becomes a flattened cake of plastic and metal
his bulbuous head rears around like that of a freshly born babe understanding the relation of mass and gravity upon its weary neck
he takes a deep breath
>hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WHEN I WAS-
Ian King
Well, that depends. On whether or not you're going to suck my balls.
Sebastian Garcia
>A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOGGG!!!!!!
Dominic Watson
Lex luthor calls up jonah jameson
>click
>yeah this spideys good he actually pays his rent, sometimes its early even.
>I dont think superman ever paid for his college
>Bruce wayne is pissed cause theyre spending all his money
>Yeah I paid the punisher to punish batmans joker, not kill him though keep em safe off the streets
>Haha, Imagine having lazer vision but 1mil in studen loan debt
>Amazin talk to you later.
Noah Adams
Earth 33? Ultra Comics?
Lucas Long
hhh
>me?! leader of the Star Sapphires suck your 4 inch prepubecent testicles to the point of orgasmic completion upon this cosmic visage that is my corporeal form?
Star Sapphire's ring begins to emit violet light in grander and grander intensity
>FOR BALLS LONG LOST
>AND FULL OF WHITE
>FOR THOSE ALONE
>IN THICKEST DELIGHT
>ACCEPT OUR LIPS
>AND JOIN OUR APPETITE
>LOVE CONQUERS ALL
>WITH VIOLET LIGHT!!!
Landon Gray
>spiderpool is the greatest!
>There is only one spiderpool!
>Who is like unto the spiderpool!
>Who can wage war like spiderpool?
>Prank those who insult spiderpool!
Asher Green
DON'T BUMP THIS THREAD!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! PLEASE STOOOOOooooooooo--*
Kevin Young
BY THE GODS!! THIS SPIDER POOL IS UNSTOPPABLE!! NO ONE IN THE HIGHEST HEAVENS OR THE LOWEST HELLS CAN MATCH HIS DANCING ABILITIES!! WHO, O WHO CAN EVER FREE US FROM HIS BEWITCHING SWAGGER AND SUPPLE FORM?!?!
Brody Nguyen
>Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
Brandon Collins
>kicks dirt in his eye
beat it chump
Jackson Lee
Calm down, ho, I was just kidding. Now go get me a sandwich before I kick you in the nuts.
Logan Peterson
SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP
>Oh...hmm? I got distracted and went to town on this vanilla Ice Cream sandwich.
Mason Richardson
Meanwhile, on lewd DC Earth 69
>AHH AAAHH AAAAHHHHH
>I DON'T KNOW WHERE JUDGE DENT'S KIDS ARE, BATMAN, PLEASE YOUR ELECTROCUTED INTERROGATING CONDOMS ARE TAKING A TOLL ON HARLEY'S HYENAS!!
James Baker
MEANWHILE, AT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE HQ PANTRY, SUPERMAN FINDS DIANA LYING IN A POOL OF STRAWBERRY JAM.
BEFORE ANYONE CAN SUSPECT HIM OF MURDER, HE MUST CLEAN BOTH THE COMPOUND AND WONDER WOMAN'S SUPPLE AMAZONIAN FORM WITH ONLY THE WETNESS OF HIS TONGUE!!
CAN HE FINISH IN TIME BEFORE THE REST OF THE LEAGUE ARRIVE FOR THEIR MIDDAY PB&J WITH MILK BREAK? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK ON YOUR LOCAL Yea Forums SHITPOST THREAD!!
Owen Fisher
I smell peter...
Michael Garcia
Why hello there, what did I miss ?