You kid is a mutant.What do you do?

I would very like to see a more MHA/Tiger&Bunny style approach to the X-Men, but it'll never happen with the main franchise since the whole "feared and hated" aspect is such an essential part of the X-Men even if it makes no sense at all.

>Be proud
>Move as far as I can from NY
>Teach him how to properly use his powers to actually help people and properly defend himself instead of the shitty danger room training
>never EVER contact anyone related to the professor X
>only let him play with mutates and normal people
>teach him playing along mutants only will make him and the other mutants target of shitty canadian military contractors to put unbreakable razor blades up his ass and deem him to a life of slavery till he manages to escape fucking everyone's life even further or killed by wolverine
>live a normal life with superpowered son

I've always wanted a story where the human familes of mutants form a group to avenge there losses

This. I love them very much and do my best to raise them to be in control of their powers if possible.

If anyone tries to hurt them, I'm cave their head in with a wrench.

What happens next?

Be a good parent and don’t send them to Xavier’s, instead claim that they were bitten by something radioactive so maybe they can be an avenger when they grow up and won’t be radicalised by idiot mutants. Give them education in this shit too, so they don’t turn to the X-Men/Magneto when some psychic tells them they’re a mutie. Buy some property for them to experiment with their powers safely on.

Remember that there were decades of chaos and upheaval in the MHA universe when quirks first appeared. It took a long, long time for people to accept quirks as a part of life.

God, X-Men Red was such a fucking waste of time

People with quirks killed all normies in the MHA universe, they are 80% of the population now. It's a reverse X-Men, or maybe mutants were rightfully feared.

>End their suffering if they're a mangled fleshpod
That's a rarity and the ones that are not named Hank tend to be chipper.

Happens way more often with Inhumans.

this

also brag about their powers with other parents at the park

Why the fuck are they trying to kill that girl? What did she do?

I asked /tg/.
They told me to throw it in the furnace because the God Emperor commands it.

>You kid is a mutant.What do you do?
Ew, in that case I pull my dick out.

I'm OK if my kid is a mutant but I can't accept that he's gay.
Does this make me progressive or conservative?

yes, brag a fucking lot

How bad was it?

Take them to some crazy science lab and pretend like a spider bit them or they were blasted with gamma radiation.

Problem solved.

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Here's what happens next, for future reference.

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Me kid? No! Not me kid!

well it was an X-Men book

>"Your son is a mutant? That's bad."
>Tell everyone they have powers because they got blasted with radiation in some sort of scientific accident.
>"Oh, that's good!"

what powers did girl have?

have fun alienating all your kids dying in a nursing home alone as professor x long distance kills you

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It reads like the start of a musical number

it makes you responsible because he being gay would be totally your fault however the the celestials are the ones to blame for him having the mutant gene

I can understand where they got the guns but where and why did they get all those burning torches when flashlights are so damn common nowadays?

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Cassandra Nova was controlling them. Jean Grey swoops in and rescues the little girl.

Let me put it this way - there's a reason Hickman's rebooting the X-men line.

Which mutant teacher has the least bad track record for not having students die under their supervision? Is it Logan?

>what powers did girl have?
I don't think it was ever mentioned

Surprisingly okay for a book about Jean Grey.

Kek

They live in another universe. torches are more common for anti mutant kkk

I haven't read the comic, but I think Yea Forums told me the adults are under some kind of mind control.

everyone had magneto helmets and they were fighting profs evil female presence

fuck you're right

This is the final page

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At least Kurt got to be cool, though.

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You should have fucked him harder.

more like a rap lyric

What's wrong with this?

I want to love honey badger but its just not clicking for me. any advice?

Did tiki torche sales dive or go up?

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wakanda 4eva

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2017 really saw an upsurge in tiki torch sales among racists.

Oh no, X-Men trying to achieve Xavier's dream. Can't have that now.

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>If you don't want to be called "Mutant," what should we call you?
>How about Mugga

Is it an edit?
Anyway, judging the quality of people on an absolute scale instead of their work, connections, etc IN their relative domains is unironically nazi-tier. You are a great mind in your own field of work, thanks to the assistance of your collegues and friends, you are not "a great mind, period". The irony right here is astounding.

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The only time Honey Badger was ever tolerable was in Infinity Warps when they fused her with Quicksilver to go with her X-23/Scarlet Witch "big sister".

>Is it an edit?
yes

Phew, why do people make up this kind of bait if they hate when it's happening for real

because it should not be that hard to spot an edit. you know something is wrong when jokes have become reality

Alex looks a lot like Starlord who looks a lot like Hawkeye who looks a lot like Iron Fist.

She turned them all gay, didn't she?

well, he stole the whole speech from Guido.

>Phone up good old Uncle Nimrod to talk to them about it.
We're on our way, friend

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explain to her that mutants are not the next step in human evolution but are like 1% there, Charles and magneto are dumbasses, the x men are crazy and how every person saying they are not human doesn't know biology or genetics. I would round up mutants alongside her and try to use them for mutant publicity like curing cancer or helping people while a discrediting scientist who says they are not humans. Last thing i would do is sue the government for what they did which included experiment and racism

What are friends for?

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>hey honey, you were bitten by a radioactive alien whatever when you were a baby and you have powers now I guess crazy right
>but be responsible
>wear a mask so you can’t get sued
>never team up with the X-Men, the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants or have generally anything to do with telepaths
>now let me help you brainstorm some one liners and get you a good education and some safe places to practice with your powers
>remember: no mutants