How would he do in Marvel/DC?
How would he do in Marvel/DC?
He would go around being gay like usual.
a thread die for this
I tried watching the show but just do not get the appeal at all. Finished all of season one, and just felt bored and did not care for any of the characters. Except pearl, she is cute.
Perfect for modern comics
Enough is enough.
What?
YEAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
ENOUGH WITH STEVEN,
I TIRED OF THESE THREADS ABOUT STEVEN
Kuwabara we all know you watch the show.
Pretty bad but for many different reasons.
>Marvel
He's low tier cosmic but in exchange that either relegates him to mediocre benchwarming as a living Deus Ex Machina or getting the shit beat out of him by other galactic threats. He'll never have a happy ending as his messiah complex would break him because he'd try to save everyone and talk/cry his way out of things. It's not that someone would donkey punch him in a monologue, it's more that you can't save everyone no matter how much power/tears you have. Also he's an alien hybrid and right now they're a stand in for muslim immigrants in Marvel. Either he becomes Carol Danvers new pet to "redeem" her while she's just as arrogant/dangerous as White&Yellow Diamond combined, or everyone hates him as he could be a Kree or Skrull in disguise trying to colonize Earth again.
>DC
Same as the above but much worse. Marvel right now is trying it's best to be Looney Tunes style zany and irreverent along with Happy Tree Friends style deaths. DC always plays up the edge plus has many more irredeemable villains who just want to ruin your day and/or steal 40 cookie cats from Steven. Steven eventually would get his face stuck like OP's pic from being worn down from it all and would rather go back to Homeworld with his smothering aunts than put up with Gotham/Star City/Etcs bullshit. Also Steven being a fat, entitled, crybaby jewish boy with overbearing aunts means he'd get Bendis'd hard.
>Steven tries to sing why Batman should totally stop fighting Joker and just UNDERSTAND him
>gets Gotham destroyed
Poorly.
Sounds to me like Carol is gonna rape Steven which I fully support
>implying this wasn't how the batman who laughs was actually born
He'd be great friends with either Spiderman or Dick
I meant that I'm really sick of how would Steven do in "x" threads.
It was fun only for like the first 5 threads.
I partecipated in those.
He'd do just fine as a city level hero.
Who’s this guy?
He's cosmic desu
How?
Kek