Shrek reboot/Shrek 5 ideas thread (Serious)

Like if you were given the task to reboot Shrek or make Shrek 5, how would you go about it?
Although I can't stop anyone, I do highly request the meme shit be kept to a minimum. We all passed the 8th grade so it can't be that hard of a job.

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Shut the fuck up

Ok

A movie where all his kids are grown up and they have problems fitting in society, with the help of shrek and donkey people realize you shouldn’t judge someone because he looks like an ogre, and at the end shrek dies peacefully, giving it a satisfactory end to his saga

Do you guys think a Shrek prequel movie would be a good idea? like the origin story of shrek and how and why he decided to move to and live to his swamp? It would also explain onto why donkey could talk.

Shrek 5 - His adult or teen kids.

Donkey is from Pinocchio
Is a kid that misbehave so he was turned into a donkey

We are already getting a reboot from illumination last i heard, it will be awful

The problem of a sequel is that Shrek would have to turn back to being an incels asshole and literally NO ONE in the cast could appear in the movie so it would need shitty new characters that by the way would never appear again

The year is 1998 and a very confused Shrek wakes up in Denver Colorado. There, he meets the famous comedian Eddie Murphy and the two go on a road trip to fix things.

I mean, Shrek lives in a swamp because he wants to be left alone. Because everyone judges him for being an ogre. This was explained pretty clearly in the first movie, what could you possibly add for a prequel? It's as simple as it needs to be.

I don't care if this canon or not, it's amazing

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What could be something like this
>Asshole Shrek (please god no teen redesign Jesus, just fuck off)
>Terrorizes town, that good ole thing from the first movie, we get that nice background lore
>Magical creatures (or maybe his father, that would be pretty cool considering he is mentioned in Shrek 2 and is supposed to be evil) are ogre's worst enemy and killed most of them except for Shrek, so we get a scene where Shrek btfo them
>Story gets interrupted by one of his children (now they are just old enough to talk like a cute toddler) asking what he did to the bad guys, and yes the first part of the movie was him reading a book like in the first one
>"Well I kil-"
>*Fiona stares him angrily*
>"I... Ah.. sent them far far away, he he"
>The wall explodes revealing the villain from the flashback
>Shrek "I thought you were dead ?"
>Villain "no, I will now explain why I hate ogers or whatever" the villain captures his children and beat Shrek and Fiona up
>"Me children, I need to gettem back !"
>"You might need some help the " camera shows Donkey, Puss and the rest of the supporting cast
>The traveling part of every Shrek movie
>The villain is extremely funny when by himself
>The good guys win and that's about it
I fucking love Shrek and I hope we don't get a shitty Shrek 5

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Fuck off retard

>Baby/kid character is a teen in the sequel
Have you ever watched a movie ? This always end up a shitty mess

I mean it’s the next logical thing to do, especially since so much time has passed.

I suppose they could do something with the fairy kingdom, but we don’t know much about that in Shrek canon

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How old was Shrek supposed to be in the first movie?

Shrek struggles with his young adult kids' rebellion of ogre culture. They want to be snooty, indoor royals. Fiona actually encourages the kids to become part of high society as they can really help the land with their royal blood.

So Logan but with Shrek

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Shrek get ipad.

what the fuck is this artstyle

And the fun part about the movie would be ? That would probably end up having a shit plot like the Queen's Corgi also known as Pets 3

frozen parody
star wars parody
internet trolls parody
there's a live action segment that is literally just the voice actors wearing shitty paper masks

incredibles 2 didn't age them up and it all went nowhere

I would go full straight arrow with it but have Shrek acting like Steve Irwin, hunting down beasts, slaying them and making delicious looking meals out of them.
First episode will be a dragon of course, nostalgia for the first film.
He slays the dragon, sets up a campfire in the tallest tower and cooks up a delicious dragon broth. Have donkey as his sidekick, similar voice, as the comedy relief and to bounce humor off Shrek.
The ending of the first episode will be Shrek and Donkey sitting in the tallest tower, it has been blasted open by the recent fight and they're looking out over the volcano as the sun sets.
Dungeon Meshi style.
Animated by Gainax.
Soundtrack by Kevin Penkin.

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Extemely clever, my new head canon

That sounds pretty fukkin good.

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Take shrek back to its roots, taking a shit on disney

A prequel that pretends to examine how Shrek ended up in a shack in the swamp, but the whole thing is actually just a poorly-disguised unabomber biopic.