Is homosexuality frowned upon in Irken society?
Is homosexuality frowned upon in Irken society?
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I doubt it. They have more important things to hate like thumbs.
Aren't irkens genderless? They don't seem to have our gender division
Does anyone have that source where Jhonen said that Irkens are incapable of relationships because of how materialistic they are and how much they like snacks or something like that.
It's not a topic that comes up because no one in the IZ universe likes each other
Look how cute and gay they are.
Why are Zim threads so fucking gay?
Lots and lots of femanons.
romantically involved or not, they seem to be bros and like each other at best, and politely tolerate each other at worst
It’s in the comic where Zim and Gir can’t stop watching the tv show, can’t remember the issue number
sexuality in general is frowned upon
Only under Tallest Spork.
How many times do we have to tell you not to believe Jhonen's lies
In one of the issues Zim says something like (Gir: Who do you love more? X or Y?) Zim: Well that's a stupid question. Irken's only love conquest and snacks. A better question would be who I hate less.
the don't do sexuality or relationships besides friendship, at all.
Why does the Universe seem to hate Dib so much? Zim’s incompetence brings about most of his failure but Dib is mostly fucked over by things beyond his control
based Spork
I don't think homosexuality is a big deal in Irken society.
>ywn swallow Red and Purples cream
That Green Bitch says a lot of things that turn out to be untrue.
Only in terms of it being a big waste of time in part due to the coupling not creating anything useful such as children to further the Irken Empire. But that was several dozen centuries ago and now smeeteries do most of the reproducing.
I still want to imagine the stigma is still prevalent in Irken society though.
I mean they reproduce through cloning so it wouldn't really matter. The Empire is kind of like Rome - as long as you're conquering and reproducing, you can be as degenerate as you want if you're the leader.
Was Spork a popular leader? Did he achieve much?
I always like the idea of the Tallest getting up to hedonistic shit just because they can.
He was eaten at his own inauguration. Hard to have a genuine scale of how popular or unpopular he was when he was at most Tallest for a couple of hours.
Do they bath in melted chocolate? Host orgies?
fuck on the navigation deck in front of everyone
They probably get hot and bothered when they execute someone or conquer a new planet
Bringing this back from the last thread because it's just too perfect for them.
youtu.be
I kind of hope someone makes a RAPR animatic out of this
Did that one gay-repulsed navigator ever get a name?
His name is Pence.
>That one fujoIrken
Ok, that made me lose it, along with the guy dry heaving on the far left.
>We haven't been thrown in /trash/ yet despite pretty much being a general with comparable degeneracy to the likes of /sug/ and /rwbyg/ when they were first kicked from Yea Forums
Legitimately surprised we haven't been thrown into the /trash/ yet part of me thinks that this general could be even better in /trash/ but at the same time that would open the potential for furfags invading the threads
I dunno if it's supposed to be the same one
Oh you sons of bitches, that made me do a spit take.
It must be fucking terrible to work on the massive having to deal with that shit
Don't Jinx it.
I mean, we keep things pretty contained and produce a lot of content/actual discussion, even if it's punctuated with trap!zim and petting zoo fantasies
Schmeen is just repulsed by life.
I think we've avoided /trash/ mainly because we've limited it down to one thread, instead of spamming twenty at the same time. Also, y'know, lots of content output in these threads.
Being Schmeen is suffering.
It’s still less than a month after the new movie dropped. Our time will come. Personally I’m hesitant to move to /trash/ because there are already enough Yea Forums generals shitting it up and I go there for my animal crossing porn. Hiro really needs to make a Yea Forums general board already.
I want to fist Zim so hard he gets the most intense squishie that causes him to dehydrate!
They saluted him.
>He was eaten at his own inauguration
Incorrect. Spork was Tallest for an indeterminate (although brief) amount of time before Zim became a trainee on Devastis. His visit was little more than a publicity stunt.
/trash/ downright allows us to post porn though, we get uncapped degeneracy at the cost of sharing a board with furfags
So since sex isn't necessary to produce offspring, then even if there are specific genders/sex then it doesn't matter - homosexual activity is the same amount weird as heterosexual activity in their society, right?
So how weird is any given sexual act?
Why yes I mostly post about lore discussion and theory but occasionally trap and petting zoo Zim! How could you tell?
Please no. I check these while I'm at work.
We have an /aco/ thread for that. Personally I think its better for there to be a separate host for our porn as to not completely kill discussion.
Ngl this show had me make my first self insert OC in elementary school. I had the biggest crush on Zim I just wanted to help him be happy and help him on his mission. My OC was actually kind of unique for a child’s oc too.
It's not gay if you've said no homo first, duh
The idea of toddler Gaz forcing a tied up Dib to have a stereotypical “princess tea party” is adorable to me even if it’s a bit OOC
>tfw I have no self-inserts or fantasies about this series, I just think it's neat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I feel like I'm in a foreign country in these threads. And it's not like I don't self-insert in IPs, just not this one.
>you will never fertilize Tenn's eggs
I could see it most girls have the weird urge to do that shit to their brothers at least once I know I did.
>ywn hold her hand and comfort her as she struggles to lay eggs
I think for Irk, if you did want to stigmatize same sex relationships, it would have to be something like I said, as in it's an old bygone thing but still deeply imbedded in society. Plus with the Tallest being like they are, I'd assume they would have to hold up their godly ideal of Irken society way higher than the average citizen.
Yeah, this. I like the discussions more than the outright porn. /trash/ would literally just kill the discussions. I remember when /WST/ was moved to /d/ then shoved to /trash/, pretty much killed the thing slowly and died with a whimper. It might still be alive but not in the way it used to be.
Dib is
nth for parents
NO!!!
Cute. Honestly, he was cute in the movie. His haircut looked much better too. Made his head not look so big.
A freakin nerd
NOOOO
I dont think anyone is gonna like that image
Drawfags please... bonus if Dib is screaming in misery during it
They use gender pronouns on each other, Zim refers to himself with male pronouns
Fujos out.
Stylish
Stop that
oh, someone activated Miyuki's Programming for Purple
Neat!
I wanted MKUltra Purple to assassinate a random navigator, not Red!
Does having a smaller head actually make him cuter
So I’ve been jerking it to all the trap Zim porn for three weeks but then I ended up in the hospital due to an accident and am recovering from surgery. During the operation when I was put under I think I was able lucid dream that trap Zim was actually real and I put my entire first fist inside his asshole but the important part is while this was happening I had a realization. I liked the Florpus as it’s own movie but it wasn’t Zim! I had dreamed before about episodes of the original show I had not seen out of the fantasy that the show had continued and none of them were like the movie. Florpus did not have the tone Zim had and now I am again depressed because the comics aren’t really like the original show either. I live in a universe where I will never get more Zim and that crushes my soul.
>what happens when you inject too much Zim into your brain
yikes
Glad you're doing okay, user!
this is like what would happen if recap kid was about 4% more unstable and got hit with puberty hormones
Seems like you had an overdose of Zim. I prescribe you more Zim
Jesus Christ.
You have at least one drawanon here planning on doing it, I have a bit of irl work and then a Red and Purple human design thing I want to do but then Dib/Zim/Gaz tea party is next.
Amazing I owe you my life
But that wouldn't make sense, She probably programmed him to kill things based on threat level, and a Tallest would obviously be on top of the list.
Well, that or he was hijacked by the Resisty or some third party to crash the empire with no survivors.
Unrelated, but I need this with Dib and Tak.
Just replace Demon with Alien
Holy shit another Brütal Legends fan.
What is mk ultra purple?
I'm also the yugiohfag from the last couple of threads.
I'm a man of many interests!
Part 2 of telling me your self insert fantasies.
Let it out, user. I know it's in there.
Okay, we've officially passed the degeneracy levels of /sug/ and /rwbyg/ right before they got thrown into /trash/. Our time has come and so has this user
A few threads ago people were discussing what Red and Purple used to do before becoming the Tallest. For some reason it was decided that Purple used to do Black Ops and had his brain wiped to keep it secret, but the right key word can make him activate.
Reminds me of another image that I can’t find anymore but I’m sure exists of Red ripping apart Purple’s PAK.
In the meantime here’s more RAPR suffering
Cute and in character.
damn son you got a lot on your schedule
you bless us
>she didn’t forcibly dress up Dib
Boo but still adorable
Can we talk about PAK fucking? Let's talk about PAK fucking.
I see hospital user is doing alright.
CLANG CLANG CLANG
Eh I posted it here but I was a cute innocent kid then. Nothing perverted I just wanted to cuddle Zim and give him kisses and sleep in his bed. 5th grade was a time.
Several threads ago people were wondering about what Elite jobs Red and purple did and we came up with Red being a sniper/perfect soldier and that Purple was a covert ops Manchurian candidate assassin used by Miyuki to help her uncover Taller dissidents within Irk.
>Purple's a bit more "ditsy" because after a covert operation was done he had to be mind wiped and given drugs to suppress further muscle memories that the PAK/and controllers couldn't delete.(the last thing you need is him breaking the necks of the Navigators if they said a code word accidentally)
>I wanna think that MKUltra Purple doesn't have a clue to what he's doing. He knows he has to follow suspected Tallers but when the time comes to actually do the covert ops, Purple's handlers give him a code phrase and he does what needs to be done and goes back to being himself, once he wakes back up in the Black ops headquarters.
>He can be friendly, and he can legit disarm someone by being total bros with them(which is how he gets into certain circles in the first place) and how no one suspects he's anything but some tall, cool guy who loves doughnuts.
>Purple really has no clue to what he's actually doing. He works for Miyuki as an assistant, but to his knowledge, that's really all he knows.
These were fun ideas that I came up with. Had a good time.
If I see any more of you cry about /trash/ one more fucking time I'm gonna start drawing more panels of Two smeets One boy
Is he though?
>the zim plush
nice attention to detail
GOD PLEASE, nO
over here
It's been a while since I first posted my suffering OC and now seems like a good time to do it again.
If your Irken OC wasn't made for suffer then you're doing it wrong anyways
It's the forehead. His big forehead made him look insane, which I honestly like better, but to each their own.
Somebody hide that smeet before Dib gets him!
Just like Piccolo or the gems
Why does Gaz love pizza (and Bloaty) so much?
You know I was thinking that right when I posted it
damn shame
can you make a quick edit?
Mine is more for suffering
user what the fuck
She seems to just like pigs in general. She draws cute little piggies, plays games with pigs in them, and goes and eats at a pizza joint with a pig mascot.
I don't see why it would be. Reproduction is handled through artificial means anyway. Given that and the devotion to conquest and selfish individual striving for glory I'd say romantic relationships of any kind are exceedingly rare, assuming irkens are still physically capable of engaging in sexual activity.
Would Gaz and Mabel get along over their love of pigs?
Get well soon, hospital-user.
>tied up alien plush
It's the little things.
Repasting petting zoo Zim in case OR didn't see it.
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Taking more req. It's gonna be shitty writing, I can't write. It'll be cringy and bad, and short. So hit me with it.
what the hell, why not.
GIR WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG
I don't think they would because that's about all they have and common. Well, that and having weird brothers.
Dude, it's not cool just spoiling plot twists like that. I know you put it under black but warn people first.
A 10 year old smeet
I've heard that whole "Gaz has a plush that looks like zim" but apart from the red eyes, I'm not seeing much similarity
HIROSHIMAAAA
A stupid big headed weird fag
Twist: homosexuality is the only kind of sexuality permitted on Irk, as it can't result in un-encoded smeets.
Still a smeet you sick fuck
I could get behind this.
But because Zim is a fucking broken idiot he fucks girls anyway.
God, what an asshole that guy is.
I want to abuse zim till I cum
More like lets himself get fucked by girls, that Tak cunt was showing some serious foreplay shit on earth
I....hmm. That actually makes a surprising amount of sense.
That was a part of my elementary school abomination oc as a kid. She disguised herself as a boy human to woo Zim because heteros were not permitted in Irken society.
You might want to post that in \aco\ dear user.
it's just frosting.
don't be weird user.
He's around Dib and Gaz's age so you could him with them and wouldn't be pedophilia
Don't lie to me user. I saw the full photoset.
*ship
Also please post the uncropped version in the \aco\ thread.
Tak!
user don't, we really don't wanna end up getting this deleted
Do you think Red had a crush on Purple when he was younger and thought Purple was pretty?
She should smoke and engage in substance abuse.
I'm not sure why Gaz is casually chilling in Zim's house but I'll take it.
...is this Loss?
yes and Purple was an absolute shit about it
Adorable
how you alien fuckers been
i dont get it :(
you don't want to get it
just leave it at that
HORNY.
waiting for you to come back and draw more RaPr
what else do you think we do
Consider yourself lucky and live the fulfilling life we can no longer aspire to
It's just Dib, sitting on a bench
Whoever made the IZ fandom staircase drawing needs to put this post at the very bottom
I WANT MY SLAW
Trust me, you don't need to. It's shit anyway.
Not much, just fucking some aliens
SIR WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT SLAW
I DON'T HAVE MY SLAW! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
I've always liked Earth's aesthetics. Futuristic yet covered in layers of filth and decay with gloomy colors. No streamlining either so we see every steam pipe and exposed wiring.
It's convenient that they speak English.
>these threads in a nutshell
I have counted and it’s estimated that in less than a month these threads have produced 300+ new fanart pieces.
I'm not at all surprised to hear that. Got an estimate for new fics?
4 or 5
Art of your oc.
Our content creators are so wonderful. We're lucky to have them.
This is still gold. What's the original?
bad news I've joined a convent and am shedding my sinful ways
just kidding have a doodle
I can't think of any thread that can compare to the quality of our creators
all the tallest do is be gay, charge phone, eat hot chip, and lie..
I've been wanting to draw Kraaj since you posted him. He's cool
More Kraaj!
I want Kraaj to get a vacation. And meet a cute irken waifu.
>We’re the same
>ZaTr in the Foodcortia bathroom
>Lewdcortia
>RaPr while Nar watches
>Zim petting Zoo
What am I forgetting? Only ones specifically written for these threads.
Future Colors was technically written for these threads but I bitched out and posted it on Ao3 instead
Nice! Kraaj was just made to suffer.
B-Based?
There's an unfinished DaTr somewhere. I hope it gets finished.
>That Zim
Will he be successful in his bid for the chips?
>ZaTr in the Foodcortia bathroom
link?
Into the Zimverse
There's the vivisection rescue fic
Fucking hell don’t say we didn’t warn you
Still open.
Can I get the various universe of Zims from other species meeting?
Where the fuck is his PAK. If it's under the coat there should be a lump at least. You can't just flatten that shit.
Oops here
Warren being fucking lazy.
Dib realizing rule 63 Zim is actually a female ayy when he sees her without her male human disguise.
I'm not the user that doesn't know what it is. The person I replied to knows what he did.
Tallest Tak with Zim? Established friends since they were smeets. Tak being a cometent leader while Zim being a house wife?
Jesus Christ, furfags need to be eradicated. And I'm a filthy xeno.
never
You will always be appreciated here
>The person I replied to knows what he did.
I do
I always assumed Irkens were the cutest aliens but those weird bobble head dog things on the right are making me second guess.
Not even Xenosexuals pull this shit.
I quite like them too.
Not sure how it'd work besides them all just yelling at eachother..
shippy or not shippy?
Whichever you prefer.
Whats the source of these ? They are great.
How about Dib encountering all of them and realizing that they’re all enemies with an alternate version of him in their reality for some reason?
Sorry. I don't know. Not even the artist who drew this knows the original.
Skoodge joins a beauty pagent for boys and wins. Purple being the ever supportive dad whispers to another pagent mom "But he's so ugly." While wearing supportive clothes.
Or power goes out in house. Purple goes looking for Zim (alone) to turn it back on. He flashes his light at Skoodge and screams in fear then realizes it's Skoodge, and yells out "Are you going to be THAT ugly all day?!"
I dunno I just like how Purple keeps calling him ugly.
Uhh...
Glad your recovering! Chin up user, we all understand what you feel, and thats why we're all in this thread; to discuss Zim lore and creating nice art! Just you know... I hope you recover soon.
Honestly I'm surprised Salty fags haven't tried to pull off their petty ass "Run off all the content creators to kill the threads" bullshit.
Nigga I’m from /pol/ that ain’t gonna work on me
Same.
I got into contact with Zim, supported his Earth invasion in exchange as being governor for a whole continent who worked with the Tallests.
Yes, even as a kid, I wanted to be a henchman for someone else.
Man, /trash/ huh? Why don't we go there?
Don't force my hand.
Same here
Why the fuck are there so many of us here?
Who dat?
Because fiction has no influence on reality and what you get off to shouldn’t influence your political views despite what tumblr believes
>Irken society
>Nazi Germany
Allota similarities....
Tak bro wings hussars!
Nah
I mean, you're not wrong
I love you too user
Pretty good based bro. How about you?
Because I was a Zim fag before I was a /po/ fag. Then the movie came out and I've been here ever since.
Don't forget all the alien conspiracies
Requesting Hitlers famous Sieg Heil but edited with Irken soldiers and The Tallest
Hot.
I'm curious, what kind of personality do you headcanon your Red has? He seems very patient with Purple.
Hear hear! I'd go so far as to say we've got the best on this site!
That's a pretty based philosophy
Just a whole lot gayer
I love you and everything you post
So let me get this straight.
The demographics of this thread are degenerate xenos in their twenties who're into fascism and gay shit?
Yeah, with a 50/50 split between M/F if people are telling the truth
>So let me get this straight.
There is nothing straight in these threads
Sieg Heil
That pretty much describes me, yeah.
I wonder if having a slightly older age skew than most Yea Forums threads is why we have so much great content. Seems like most of us were into Zim as kids.
I’m more into Zim getting wrecked sexually I don’t care if it’s by male or females
I’ve never cared for RAPR at all. I always saw them as having more of a brotherly relationship. They look like biological twins.
That's pretty gay, user
I wouldn’t consider myself full on fascist just more right wing. I legit used to be leftist but I had my eyes opened anyways this is off topic so back to Zim.
This
It can be incest, I don't mind
I generally see him as that if the situation actually becomes serious, he'll give a fuck and do something, but otherwise is completely content to sit back and be a lazy fuck. Personally I always saw Purple as way more aggressive than Red, while Red just tends to egg on whatever aggressive stupid shit Purple is doing. And smack him now and then, as Pur rightfully deserves to be smacked every now and then.
Sick of studying lmao
What I truly despise is the fact that so much detail went into this.
that only makes it hotter
That's pretty straight, user
Post the smiling meat now
We've figured out that even if some people fucked the poll the gender split is at least 50/50 probably female leaning, average age 25ish, and what seems to be virtual opposites with users coming from tumblr AND /pol/. Shockingly everybody gets along and doesn't antagonize, I think it helps that there are so many artists and writers here to smooth it over.
Huh, never knew we have plenty of /pol/ tards. Me included
Only one of those things is correct I only like ZaTr.
>Implying I'm not into Xeno-Incest.
Who know that world peace revolved around the desire to fuck Zim?
Seems about right. Only gays I like are the ones that aren't faggots.
I'm not into fascism or gay shit but yeah, that's a good summary of these threads
Truly, Zim threads are the most diverse and surprisingly harmonious threads on Yea Forums
I'm /pol/ as hell but I fucking love RaPr desu
Same
I hear ya draw user.
I always knew everyone on /pol/ wanted to fuck aliens
PEACE IS GOOD
PEACE IS NICE
PEACE IS BETTER THAN ZIM GETTING DICKED
Hmm, Rikki sounds different than I remembered
I can't believe Invader ZIM brought World Peace.
I'm still waiting for the day Jhonen says they're brothers.
Hey, guys ! What did is missed yesterday ?! Was it something fun ? Tragic ? LEWD ? Any way both of our gals - Gaz and Tak made it to Miss Co. ISNT THAT GREEAAAAT ?
Yes but it’s more important we vote for Muriel from Courage to fuck over SUfags
>I'm still waiting for the day Jhonen says they're brothers.
He already called them Zim's Dads/Surrogate Parents.
>Jhonen declares them brothers
>production of lewds DOUBLE
I know that user and it doesn't help. I'm just preparing myself for disappointment.
Wow I can't believe RaPR is canon
Thank you for all the Kraaj support, new and old. I'm glad you like him.
THE XENO-INCEST BEGINS NOW
GOOD
Someone fucking screenshot it already
Someone should draw Recap Kid's Irkensona.
The only reason Jhonen would say they're brothers is to try and curb the porn created for the two, but like everything else it would backfire and porn would double.
You know you can yourself, right? That's a basic computer function.
>Irken RK
Genius
Done
>4 year old Gaz managed to subdue 12 year old Dib
I find this hard to believe.
Well gee user when you put it that way it sounds incredibly hilarious
Jhonen has never seemed to give a fuck about RaPR shippers. He seems way more caught up with ZaDR shippers, I guess.
because hes secretly beating it raw to ZaDr fanfics
>I'm still waiting for the day Jhonen says they're brothers.
>Implying that would stop any of us
This! Please this. Muriel is a sweet heart.
There are a lot of us here.
Because Zim is cute and also .
>Jhonen hates ZADR because he wants to fuck Zim himself and not his 12 year old self-insert.
Can’t stop listening to that fucking Panini song since it was linked on Yea Forums
Zim also has a "" song '"
youtu.be
youtube.com
Wish there was more fan music of Zim.
Aight which one should I draw porn of?
Hideousblob but I'm pretty sure they deleted a bunch of their art.
youtube.com
Same, but what I really want is a HQ release of the original score.
Why the fuck would they do that?
I like this.
Speaking as someone who has deleted a lot of their old art either because you’re embarrassed of the quality or you’re trying to go professional and don’t want to be linked to it if you find it cringey. Tons of Japanese artists who go on to be professional will try to purge their old echi or hentai stuff.
Write user are you still working?
What would happen if Zim showed up in Doug Funnie’s class?
Second to last on right.
I feel bad. I got caught up in something else. Be here tomorrow.
No worries friend.
what the fuck did I just watch
I'm doing this animatic. Which one's Michael and which one's Josi?
Red is Michael and dresses up in his military uniform to fuck Purple.
Zim versus Skoodge in a bid for snacks and Tallest affection
In the end they love neither of them
Awww, they're such a precious family. They remind me of Malcolm in the Middle a bit.
And you're a godsend as always, drawanon
Angry loli Zim is the best part
>someone is actually doing it
absolute based mad lad
On a side note I think this couple is cute.
I want Dib to be happy and give him cookies.
I want to sexually abuse Zim.
>t. dib
Do you think Dib would feel bad about this?
this isn't really her irkensona but have an irken RK.
I'd need ideas on what kinda Donut Steel she'd have.
But you're made for bullying, Zim
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
>military uniform
the Elite Irken outfit? forgive me I'm a dumb faggot
>No option for Jhonen.
One job, user.
That would probably be the equivalent
I mean Zim isn’t getting hurt or injured so is it really that bad?
Oh definitely Richard Horvitz.
You know who ELSE makes abuse posts about Zim?
>No Tallest option
YOU DIDNT CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES
Might do some art for the whole Petting Zoo Zim abuse stuff. What sort of Cute outfits should I have him in?
Please put him in a little easter bunny costume
Got to go to work. See you fags later. Keep being you.
Lolita style dress
Have a good day, user!
Boxers and a wife beater
Read it in his voice fuck.
We really posting ocs now? Might redraw mine from when I was a kid then and post her here if that’s going to be a thing.
"But we're gooooing straaaaight...."
>zim finds a gun
Why does he look like Bart Simpson here?
not today you ain't
>Reply
He has a Groening overbite instead of a Vasquez overbite.
He looks like mutated Worm from Worms games
Everyone list your favourite time that Zim has been somewhat intimidating
When he threatened Dib in the Halloween episode standing on his spider legs. Really drove in how huge those things are.
They have sexes as a holdover from when they reproduced biologically. They don't seem to have differentiated gender roles for the sexes. That implies an inability or lack of interest in biological reproduction. There is no indication of Irkens having interest in sex for other reasons.
I love Zim!
Bad end.
Also, Irkens are less sexually dimorphic than humans, so specialization in gender roles wouldn't persist if reproductive roles were removed.
comfy zagr
I think you mean good end!
I’m amazed that you anons have somehow managed to outlive fucking Jhonen in terms of Zim suffering. You’re a creative bunch if anything
WHO IN THE FUCK EATS ROASTED CHICKEN WITH RICE ?? ITS DISGUSTING !!!
MOOOOOOT
Holy shit
Why did happen ? Am i infected ? user, help me!! I dont want to die!!
>ywn hold Zim in your lap at the torture petting zoo and tickle him until he can’t breathe and starts crying while Dib watches and laughs
Don’t worry it’s just a glitch that happens sometimes. Freaked me out the first time it happened to me as well.
THIS IS CONCERNING I THINK I BETTER GO EAT CHICKEN AND RICE
I love you man. You’re just knocking my requests out of the park.
>previous thread agreed that Dib would back out of the vivisection at the last second and rescue Zim
Do you think Dib would also save Zim from this weird petting zoo idea in this thread?
I was confused about how two test tube babies could be brothers but the idea of them being in the same smeetpod squabbling over the nutrient gel before they were even born is a good one.
sorry I misread it and had them in drag. I didn't see the 'for boys' part.
Considering its less physical harm and more humiliation, no, I don't think so. There's nothing really dangerous to Zim by being in a petting zoo, and since he'd be out of disguise, Dib wouldn't have a point to prove by getting him out.
Probably not. He's out of commission as long as he's in there, not able to take over Earth, and he's not Really being tortured. He's just being held hostage and pet a lot.
I'm honored people liked my petting zoo minific. Maybe I should write more about it.
>This is what the girls want to do with aliens
Terrifying
If you wrote a tiny little paragraph or two on Dib’s react to the whole thing I might just have to deepthroat you
>Make requests every thread
>none of them ever get done
I WANT MY ARTS!
what requests did you make
Well I can never turn down some oral.
If this keeps going I might have to make an ao3 account..
The PAK legs are sexy
Up to you although I prefer pastebin I am just desperate for Dib’s reaction to watching the whole thing.
Cursed ideas! Go!
eSports Gaz
Precious
Torture porn involving no physical harm invoked by suffocating levels of affection is pure patrician taste.
I would love to see Gaz vs Iggins at a competitive gaming tournament
Just lemme know if you’re thinking of doing it now or tomorrow because if the latter I might go to sleep early
Gaz wearing this
I've only made this req in this thread but I also Req'd a Parasyte crossover image last thread and some other shit too
Sometimes it takes a few threads for that kind of stuff to pay off. Did you want a Parastye infected Irken, or something like Zim versus a Parastye?
>53 dollars
fucking kek
Multiple panel requests are less likely to get done since they take more time so they’ll normally only get picked up if a drawfag is super inspired by them
Any Drawfag can drew angry gaz in this cursed thing while Dib tries to hold the laugh ?
How about Iggins and Gaz wearing it
Don’t make fun of me for asking this but this thread is full of femanons that I trust what can I do to be more approachable to women
I'll write it tonight, just a few paragraphs. But I'm also doodling something for it.
>Did you want a Parastye infected Irken
This.
Mostly because the Patasytes can do some cool ass shit and I kinda wanna see one going full "You die now" mode while on an Irken body ready to throw down
also nice Trips.
darn
Wonderful you get a handjob as well.
Lots of deodorant and cologne. Even if you wash yourself every 12h.
>Trap Iggins
NO!!! Dirty thoughts!! Dirty thoughts!!
Can't really answer that without context. If you don't smell bad, have an off-putting stare, or give off serial killer vibes (ymmv with this one though) then it's probably just a matter of putting yourself out there to have positive interactions with people. Be approachable, be funny. Pick up any conversation topics they offer. Drop your own topics, but let them go if they aren't picked up. You don't have to agree with everything someone says, but don't shoot down their opinions in a bid to make yourself look smart.
Don't be like Dib.
>deodorant
yes
>cologne
dear god, fuck no
Oh hell yeah. Okay, on it now.
and nah I'm probably not gonna make an ao3. writing isnt my strong suit at all.
Is there no character this thread can't lewd?
Well I do reserve my legal Yea Forums right to point and laugh, sorry about that.
That aside, femanon to user, the single most important piece of advice I can give you is to approach women you first meet as someone you're looking to be friends with rather than romantically with. Most women can tell when dudes approach them with that intent and it tends to make them uncomfortable at best and severely irritated at worst. Approach them as friends, try to find women you share interests with instead of just looking for any woman, have conversations with them that engage both yourself and her, and you're much more likely to make a connection with one of them.
Oh yeah and since this is Yea Forums, uh, I feel a little obligated to remind you to take a shower. I don't know if that's your lane or not but this is Yea Forums so....best to err on the side of safety.
I'll give the Parastye one a shot. I loved the manga back when I was in high school.
Zim’s adorable suffering gives me life
Not a femanon but you're not going to get good advice here. If you're not approachable to women it's because you're giving off weird vibes or just don't have what they're looking for. Work on yourself and you'll stop worrying about women and will probably become more attractive to them in the process. I'd heavily recommend working on your conversational ability and getting some interests that aren't embarrassing to tell people about (in addition to the embarrassing ones).
Paint yourself green lmao
>when you have a clone son, a clone daughter, and a clone husband
Membrane truly has been gifted by science.
no.
we're all too deep down the pit to leave anything pure.
Unless it's purely lewd
Once someone lewds Bloaty there will truly be no further to fall
Why not make a different account for professional stuff then?
> approach them as friends
He has literally no reason to do this and judging by his post his mistaken attempt will just be orbiting. He should definitely be in the same social circle, but rather than directly trying to be friends he should just learn what's attractive. how to be like that without trying to, and learn how to tell when a woman finds him attractive.
R63 Bloaty
I still stand by we can’t fall any lower than
Coolio!
always nice to see another Parasyte fan!
You mean the WHOLE FIST ?!?!!?!?!?
Is that you, Ted?
At least it's not a trilby.
You /pol/acks should convert to Orthodoxy. All the fun parts of fascism (tradition, distrust of Jews, hatred of modernity) but you can have black friends and there are even some cool Jews in the Jerusalem patriarchate. Plus living forever and not being cringe and occultismpilled like the Nazis and their theosophical society influences
to be clear the gay stuff has to stop though, although I imagine that's probably why you haven't converted already
>not being cringe and occultismpilled
user this is a thread about a kid's show about aliens and occult-y stuff
Occult stuff is real, it's just bad. UFOs are actually demons for example, and sorcerers are everywhere. You basically get to be Dib
Can I still fap to forced trap Zim gangrape?
Ok I don't know why you would want to be Dib but you get the point
>tfw agnostic
>be bullied by atheists and religious people
Alien jesus christ died for your sins so that you can have all the sodomy in the world and die of aids, and STILL be with him in heaven.
Dib is kind of a person who listens to music on Youtube Mobile
Hey I do that
But I like gay stuff and the occult.
Also UFO sightings are mostly experimental military aircraft and the ones that got famous in the 50's/60's like Roswell and that air base in England were just Nazi scientists carrying on their experimental saucer-shaped aircraft tests as part of operation paperclip.
No masturbating but you get interdimensional pseudo-alien pals once you get woke enough to see them
The word agnostic was coined by T.H. Huxley, grandfather of Julian Huxley (leader and philosopher for the UN) and Aldous Huxley (perrenialist philosopher and author of Brave New World, which was a set of instructions). T.H. Huxley was called "Darwin's Bulldog" for his vehement support of evolution, and Julian Huxley wrote the forward for the book of the occultist Jesuit Priest who helped "discover" the fabricated Piltdown man
Can you fuck off already
Any more mentions of fucking /pol/ and tumblr, I start on Two smeets One boy
Do it faggot, I dare you!
See you in 5 minutes
Many of the weirder individual sightings have a lot more in common with demon/fairy sightings of the past. It's the same phenomenon but presented under the popular fiction of the time, which also pushed the themes that demons are known to spread. I used to like gay stuff too but it's all either an autistic misunderstanding of affection or prideful delusion (cringe and bluepilled)
No
>he hasnt started on it already
So I can’t fap to forced trap Zim? No thanks then
It’s cool it’s funny either way.
pastebin.com/EPyUeSrc
Ok here. I didn't proofread this.
Everyone does
I fucking love you. Whatever you write on this I will always read
To be honest I wasn't particularly hopeful
This is gold.
Great stuff user!!
I wish to be the zookeeper
I crave Zim’s Humiliation and suffering.
Why does this shit make me more diamonds than outright porn?
gonna go ahead and mark this as spoiler just to be safe, since, y'know. Parastye typical body horror stuff.
Drawing this made me wonder what it would be like if the Irken Empire had to deal with the parasites.I wonder if they'd try to find a way to militarize their capabilities into their armies a la Migi.
Reminds of Joy Mutants from Lisa
What if fat Gaz
Wonderful job.
I know it’s late but... ZaTr?
>skoodge holding a trophy saying ‘galaxy’s best boi’
>zim holding a trophy saying ‘galaxy’s biggest cumdump’
How about human Tak disguise visiting Zim at the petting zoo?
>Tak abusing costumed Zim by holding him in her lap and poking his tummy or squishing his face for fun
I'm a femanon and this is unironically the best advice given so far. Stop worrying or stressing about 'being attractive to women' or 'how to approach women' and work on yourself for yourself. You don't have go to crazy /fit/ or anything, but get your shit in order, learn how to be social with people in general, build some confidence.
Confidence and social skills go a long way with everyone, not just women, and both can be learned.
>Drawing this made me wonder what it would be like if the Irken Empire had to deal with the parasites.I wonder if they'd try to find a way to militarize their capabilities into their armies a la Migi.
I love it!
Love how you incorperated the multiple blade forms from the reference!
only minor quibble is that unless it's a multi Parasite deal the hand shouldn't be mutating.
They totally would tey and use them to their advantage, especially if the Paks can overwrite the Parasites.
I'd love to see the Parasite's philosophy talk be constantly shouted down by the tallest's usual brand of stupid.
Oof, you're right. It's been a long time since I've sat down and read Parastye. I really should refresh myself on it sometime.
I didn't even think of the PAK overwriting the parasite, though. That makes a lot of sense since the Irken brain is contained entirely digitally/electronically so it would be extremely difficult for the parasites to fully infect them, if it were possible at all. That's a fuckin neat thought right there. The Irken Empire militarizing parasites seems a lot more feasible with that in mind.
Can next thread be Zim bullying edition
Every thread is Zim bullying, user
>Can next thread be Dib bullying edition
FTFY
Next thread can be any edition
ALL threads are for bullying Zim and for Red ramming Purple in the ass like a bro would
Dib is a good boy and doesn’t deserve to suffer! We can make next thread Dib gets love and appreciation and all his dreams come true thread.
He’s gonna get pet tonight.
Oh my gosh. I like your design of the tiger outfit way better.
I am SO honored, I love this
This user gets it
I can’t wait for Tak to cuddlerape the shit out of him
>Tak can freely humiliate Zim with affection in front of a huge crowd in every way possible while he can doing to stop her
Wow nice job user, this got me thinking: how fucked would the Irken Empire be if they released the Flood from Halo. Irkens seem like they would be retarded enough to do that.
Tbh they don't need sexual reproduction. Every sexual relationship should be frowed upon if according to every Irken personality, while Irken is collective when it come to Hierarchy as they are programed to. They are very abmitious. Therefore they will share no power with others. If there is any relationship among Irken it would rather be Master-servant types rather than friendship and romance. In the Invader Zim episode 1 it still imply that Red and Purple do disagree with each others, the only conclusion I can find for both is that he and purple are too lazy to do everything by themselves or they are just 2 body 1 mind thing. And with Zim being abnormal which could be that one day if he feel like he's stronger than the tallest he might break off from them entirely.
Really awkward to draw seeing as they’re the same size so.
There was another outfit? Oh shit my bad. Didn’t mean to redraw it. Your outfit is just as cute user. He looks like a beanie baby.
based
Affection bullying is the best kind
Yeah but yours just makes more sense for the style of the canon. So good job.
If you’re up for one more Tak snuggle bullying him while he’s in the bunny Lolita outfit would be cute too
So I'm pretty new to this drawfagging thing so its okay if I'm posting some of the stuff I draw for the threads on my blogs right
yeah that's fine.
beware mentioning Yea Forums on tumblr though. for obvious reasons.
I don't have a Tumblr anymore.
Of course user
I want Gaz to be a good sister for Dib
Can i learn hacking plz help me if someone teach me hacking contact me
Sorry my little bunnylita. You gonna get c u d d l e s
My favorite kind of ZAGR
bread
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Zim finding Jesus sounds like the funniest shit ever