I'll start us off with an easy one
Villains Steven can never redeem
Dylan Wilson
William Fisher
real estate
Xavier Gutierrez
But Dan's not a villain, that was never proven for a fact
Lucas Baker
Could the mods PLEASE just do something with the SU spam? Holy fuck
Wyatt Hughes
Blake Sanders
I gave this show a 3-episode chance and they were all unfunny.
Anthony Allen
Julian Miller
Believe In Steven
Justin Hughes
Christian Jenkins
James Butler
He did nothing wrong
Alexander Cruz
HE KILLED DANNY.
William Sanders
Even in his own show!
Nathaniel Martinez
>ah, I now see the error of my ways, Steven.
>I shall dismantle my power structure, raise Commoragh to the ground, and free all the slaves held captive here
>we should celebrate our momentous occasion!
>how about a cultural exchange?
>by the by, what was that thing you said earlier about the Gems dismantling their military and leaving most of their planets defenseless?
Oliver Parker
Why is he licking his lips?
Jack King
Owen Thompson
sauce please
Wyatt Walker
it was by somebody called dop on pixiv, saucenao even gave the bad id and everything
David Ross
>You're absolutely right, Steven. I should have considered that prostitute's feelings before I dropped that running chainsaw on her from 3 flights of stairs.
>I'm going to voluntarily commit myself now and donate my fortune to women's shelters to attone for my crimes.
Mason Murphy
Now it’s been a long ass while since I saw this film but I’m pretty sure the chainsaw thing was all in his head
Luke Young
Dan Halen is easily the best part of Squidbillies along with Rusty, and the music guest stars. Tammy, Early, and the Sheriff drags the whole show down.
Lucas Sanchez
Tesler is just Yellow Diamond but more evil.
Austin Ross
>y'know, ya right, lil white boi.
>i aughta ease up on them niggas, theyse facin a lot of discrimination in society.
>im gunna go volunteer at ma local ncaap office
Michael Robinson
>Tries to trigger The Cluster into forming just to see what would happen.
Adam Davis
Jaxon Bell
Luis Cox
Everything was
Dylan Cooper
This fat bitch
Christian Foster
Austin Lopez
He's also on Baraag, but brace for lots of hard anal, and big veiny cocks both on lolis.
Aaron Parker
He'd trick him into cleaning his balls
Cameron Perez
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!
Brayden Lopez
Dan would actually be pretty easy to redeem, he's a greedy piece of shit but he also cares a lot about what others think about him and he's had moments of altruism here and there. He'd never do a full 180 but Stephen could probably get him down to maybe Mr. Krabs levels of greed.
Michael Smith
And an actually effective villain.
Jace Bennett
Everyone in that picture is beyond redemption. I think even Steven would spend the next morning, thousand yard stare as his cereal goes soggy, thinking maybe the injectors and loads of gems would have been better than letting humans like that be created.
Brody Evans
every time Oh Joy Sextoy gets posted I get angry about it, like even in the fucking cuck cartoon everyone's got to be ugly, as though the artist is angry at the very idea of beauty itself and can't even bring itself to use sex to promote a degenerate lifestyle. Like what the fuck if you're going to promote a cuck fetish the "bull" should at least be ripped and not a dude who looks like he locks his door when he passes a bum on the freeway, also that woman is way too fat she's cheating on both of those guys with Colonel Sanders. Also I hate the color scheme.
Nathaniel Flores
Nathan Rivera
>everyone's got to be ugly, as though the artist is angry at the very idea of beauty itself
She (and everyone else who considers themselves "sex positive") is
Ryder Roberts
That is kind of up in the air but it is hard to believe the ramblings of a guy who described watching a talk show where the guest was a Cherrio.
Brandon Cruz
Even when he was on the verge of dying form taint cancer, he was still one of the biggest assholes imaginable.
Jaxson Martin
Logan Morales
>That bitch being considered sexy
>All the people in that comic
Evan Scott
Caleb Nguyen
Cuckoldry is high up in my list of things I will never understand no matter how much science and research progress. How can you find joy in letting others push you away, deprive you, and even degrade you?
Camden Bennett
Brandon Nelson
The man dressed in drag and starred in a cabaret, then shortly managed to get in Hitler's inner circle. He would easily make Steven taste the chain.
Elijah Perez
Brayden Bennett
>Gee Steven guess selling drugs to kids to further my ambitions wasn't that nice
>and the attempted murder of my daughter
>and my successful murder of my father
>and mother
>and a lot of people
>fuck Giorno though
Ryan Walker
Of course she's a fucking whale, it's always a fucking whale
Jackson James
>Dio
Before the mask, maybe, definite no after though
>Pillar Men
Whamu is a maybe, if Steven proved he was a warrior, Esidisi and Kars are no
>Any of Dio's henchmen aside from Kakyoin and Pol
No.
>Kira
No.
>Any of La Squadra or the Elite Guard
No.
>Diavolo
No. Doppio could definitely be redeemed however
>Pucci
Before Perla died, yes. After, no.
>Diego
Probably
>Valentine
Maybe when he was a kid
>AU Diego
No.
>Rock fags
No.
>Jobin
Maybe, him and Steven are both manchildren
Jose Butler
>>Diavolo
>No.
Diavolo could probably be talked down from a distance. Nobody ever took the time to sit his ass down and explain why people wanting to know who he is wasn't worth killing them over.
Dylan Mitchell
I noticed this thread was incomplete
Cameron Perry
Excuse me, but is that a house made out of cargo containers?
Mason Green
There's three I can think of, but I'm not allowed to post them
Hunter Williams
Some men just want to watch the grass grow
Levi Reyes
The amount of worlds they’ve destroyed, the amounts of hearts they’ve stolen from sentient beings, and the amount of hearts they’ve turned into their own kind puts whatever the Diamonds did to shame. And to add onto that the above is LITERALLY their main instinctual drive, Steven would be lucky to escape with his life.
Kevin Reed
Diego wouldve gutted Steven just because he's pathetic
Luke Kelly
AU Diego yeah. Regular Diego didn't really go around killing people unless he was getting something out of it.
Kevin Young
Ethan Sanchez
>They actually expect you to pay them for posting this
Austin Parker
Steven has alot of things Diego could want.
like a guitar dad
Zachary Ortiz
Angel Evans
>Your nemesis is a supervillain who tricks people into cleaning his balls
>No...just me
Tyler Cruz
>Humble Chamberlain become Steven's friend if Steven just lets us feed on your crystal. Skesis need life too, yes?
Lincoln Watson
>Any of Dio's henchmen aside from Kakyoin and Pol
What about Hol Hoarse?
Asher Reyes
Post the dog one
Christopher Young
Diavolo after a few centuries of dying may be a little more open minded
Ethan Young
These fuckers
Leo Wilson
The dog one?
David Fisher
They just need to learn to use a 3 point turn satan
Jace Bailey
>he doesn't know
look it up user
Ethan Thomas
Camden Myers
The puppy play or the furry watersport one?
Mason Perez
The dude is a Schizophrenic maniac, and suffers from SEVERE D.I.D. Unless Steven can sneak some heavy meds to him, something tells me he'll be irredeemable...
Andrew Jenkins
either/both
Hudson Nelson
The Beast.
Tyler Stewart
Chase Wood
bump