Was he an incel?

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Why is Megamind such kino, Yea Forums?

This! the guy basically have the body to fuck any woman, yet he's still an asshole.

Yep.

So was megamind until he got the pussy because Metrochad was too oblivious of women

Incels have a wider view on women in general, while Hal had no eyes for any other than Roxanne. Without seeing him interacting with other women I'd be more inclined to qualify him as an obsessed stalker.

Just your regular incel with oneitis

He had a job. So not really. He was just an asshole.

An incel isn't the same as a NEET

What said. NEETs have no confidence, Incels have missplaced confidence

>Is fat
>ugly.
>has the "nice guy" attitude
>Lies to Roxanne
>Definitely goes on Yea Forums.
>Cried like a little bitch
Yeah

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>tfw no matter how buff or animated you get, you will aways be Jonah Hill

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Holy shit, does he actually look like this now? If so props to him for getting in shape.

You can take that back, pic is old and he went on a relapse and is getting fat all over again

Damn, hopefully it's for a role or something.

basically proof that face is 90 percent of being a chad

Nah that's just a bad pic. If he wasn't squinting like that he would look pretty good desu.

i mean for his character

Oh my bad, should have noted the lack of a reply.

Titan fell for the just get fit meme.

Damn he skipped leg day

Assholes still get women if they're attractive so there goes your theory roastie

daily reminder that you can be a delicious steak but you'll never appeal to a vegetarian
there's no such thing as someone that can be friends or lovers with everyone that exists

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>daily reminder that you can be a delicious steak but you'll never appeal to a vegetarian
but vegans and vegetarians get tempted by animal products which is why they make imitation ones.
ergo women want assholes but ones they can possibly control. since most real men wouldn't allow that, women get burned often by their own desires

I've seen it lots in cartoons, but when has that happened in real life? (a girl passing up some Adonis-type dude in favor of a lesser guy)

>Was

false, i have dated, had sex with, and married 100% of women that i have gone after
ive only ever been with 1 woman and thankfully for some reason she agreed to marry me

You gotta be the right kind of asshole.

Nah, he still looks fine.

The same kind of women you get being ugly but having money. If you're unbearable you're still not getting any.

He looks like this now. I kinda do miss the curly afro hair he had in Superbad but props on him for getting in shape.

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>lose weight
>look more jewish

just a lazy bitch of a man

>they never turn Roxanne into a smart muscle babe super heroine

You need to be the right kind. Assholes who get laid at the very least have some basic level charm. He was still a nerdy dick but now muscular

Define lesser

I know, right?
Where's all the fanart about the initial plan working?

>devoted family man with dadbod and solid investments
>successful provider babyface who will age into ruggedness
>attentive and avaliable manlet with a 10" cock and a futureproof nine to five
Who is the lesser man? The usual kind of guy girls pick over a fake chad have very attractive features that just don't happen to be abs, a jawline and height.

No.
Fuck off Ornella

was his name Titan or Tighten

he looks incredibly Jewish here

The latter.