It's called loyalty. Something a lost toy wouldn't understand

It's called loyalty. Something a lost toy wouldn't understand.

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Only sex toys understand that

What kind of songs do they sing?

RC was dying during that storm and Andy didn't even noticed that he was gone

>Proceeds to abandon his long-adopted toy friend group for some pussy

You gotta fuuuuuuck in me, you gotta fuuuuuuck in me....

Anything's a sex toy if you're brave/stupid enough

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>being loyal to a kid that dosen't even know you are alive instead of your friends

It's called loyalty. Something a stupid, careless brat like you wouldn't understand.

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You can't fit Mr. potato head up your ass

but you can fit stuff in his ass.

Goatse guy probably could

Every single character in this goddamn movie was unbearably annoying.

>being loyal to the brothers he’s been with for nigh 18 years

>It's called loyalty. Something a woman wouldn't understand.
Jesus, Woody.

People, by which I mean bored doctors and lawyers because it's fucking always bored doctors and lawyers, have fit watermelons up there before you definitely could.

I liked Duke Caboom, but everyone else was annoying.

I didn't think Bonnie forgetting Woody even existed was very believable.
Low energy writing.

What about you, Woody? What's it going to be? Loyalty to your kid, or loyalty to me? Your house, or your lover? Your mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your fellow toys? Or your personal feelings? You don't know the truth yet. But sooner or later, you'll have to choose. I don't expect you to forgive me. But you can't defeat me, either. You know me too well. Just look at that signature on your shoe. If you can't put the past behind you, you won't survive long. If we meet again, I'll kill you.

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>Earn this. Earn it....

The movie would've been much better if Bo was voiced by Steve Blum.

Does Bo Peep really have a fat ass in this movie?

To this day I still hate that Mary Sue The Boss. She's just OH SO GREAT that every character is influenced by her great ideas and intelligence. Bullshit the woman is a moron and who was unrealistically competent. I find it obnoxious how many people take complaint with Uncharted's female characters being Mary Sues, but no one says anything about The Boss from the PS2 era. Is it because Kojima made her? Because she's worse than Uncharted's female characters. She was the reason America won World War 2 and the first human in outer space and not only that but in retcon fashion her ideals influenced every single damn event in the Metal Gear franchise right down to Liquid and Solidus without knowing attempting to make The Boss' ideals happen? I will forever hate this Mary Sue pile of shit.

People just have nostalgia glasses towards Kojima products. The truth is that Metal Gear is shit an people only liked it because MUH DEEP CINEMATIC STORYTELLING.

Not surprising that people praise the boss so much.

Man, Toy Story is more intense than I remembered.

This is why Bo Peep left?

People give The Joy a free pass because she is established right away as a mentor and then turns heel, which is a lot more setup than Nadine Ross of Uncharted 4 gets. Also she was introduced before conservative identity politics poisoned everyone's minds.