A lot of people who storytime Sonichu waste their time doing the whole run from beginning to end. I ask you: why? You can hit the absolute peak of Sonichu's insane goodness with Issue #4: the sub-episode special.
From the Cwcki: >Sub-Episodes are side stories in the Sonichu comics, set apart from the main story of Sonichu. They are centred around Chris, and are re-tellings of real-life events that happened to him based within the continuity of the comic books. They are featured in Sonichu #0 through #3, with #4 as a special compilation issue. Trolls generally prefer the sub-episodes to the regular comics, as Chris's IRL exploits where he is trolled by mall security guards tend to be more amusing than the bland adventures of a Mary Sue Sonic recolor.
These are Sonichu at its most fun and insane, so let's dive on in!
Thousands of years ago in rural bumfuck Virginia, Chris would loiter around in malls and shopping centers trying to find a sweetheart. The more this failed, the more absurd his actions would become. Legendary artifacts such as the Red String of Fate and the Attraction Sign were designed in this challenging time period as makeshift pussy magnets.
Mall security and store managers would be pretty pissy about this, because Chris' antics caused a lot of problems for them. This story is based on his confrontation with a "Jerkop" (jerk+cop) at the mall one fine day.
Of course, Chris' version of events may be slightly embellished.
I unironically fucking love the Jerkops. The idea of an inverted, evil police force as Power Rangers-style cartoon villains is really cool and appealing to me.
Chris successfully destroys the Jerkop's power armor, and apparently disintegrates his arms and legs, trying the poor Jerkop into a screaming bean with a head.
Out of more cerebral options, the Jerkop just straight up tries to fucking shoot Chris. It's the best idea he's had so far, but unfortunately it doesn't work.
Full page spread, Chris blast the Jerkop with his ultimate attack! The Curse-ye-ha-me-ha! Unfortunately, in real life the effects of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha only seem to ever work on the person casting it.
The Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha is pretty goddamn cruel. It's only purpose is to torture the target and ruin their life, and has no practical use self-defense wise.
Really gives you an idea of how morally jaded Chris was back in these days. It's really bizarre to read a comic where the characters who are supposed to be heroes constantly do horrible things while their enemies barely do anything at all.
That wraps up sub-episode 1, but we're damn sure not done yet! Stay tuned!
>when he made his dying dog a cartoon and then fucked it
Jacob Barnes
He's based on one of the many generic, faceless mall cops that kept him from acting like a tard in the mall. Chris simply cannot handle being in public without doing something dub because Barb and Robert never bothered to get Chris proper autism counseling.
Anyway, time for more Sonichu! Sub-Episode 2: It's just a prank, bro.
There really isn't much deep lore on this comic. Everything that happened in it was pretty much how it went down IRL. Excluding the cartoon hedgehogs but lately people have been worried Christ might be literally *seeing* the characters in real life so that's concerning.
there is a certain insane honesty about Sonichu that I enjoy besides just "laughing at chris chan"
Brayden Diaz
chris redrew this?
Cameron Wood
This plotline could be retooled only slightly and be the actual story for an episode of Saved by the Bell or a similar show.
The strangeness and uniqueness is definitely just as appealing as the cringe and confusion. At a certain point your mind breaks and your genuinely following along because you're interested, not just out of morbid curiosity.
He redrew several pages over the years for various reasons. The original, uncensored, unreworked pages are still out there, though.
That gaudy DS is also the control panel for most of Cwcville's infrastructure. He can shut down the whole goddamn fire department from the lobby at McDonalds and fuck you if you're burning to death.
and this sub-episode ends with Chris showing off the really sad email he sent her after all was said and done.
This was actually kind of a bummer of an episode. Grounded, fairly realistic, overall a very sad, human glimpse into Chris' actual life. The most depressing part is this was a major adventure to Chris, but to this other girl it was just a weird weekend she immediately forgot afterwards.
After that downer, we finally get to a fun story! Chris and his buddy Sonichu break into the office of Chris' old principal to straight up murder the bitch for suspending him.
Here, the dean of his college is portrayed as a powerful witch, a combination of Rita from Power Rangers and the villain from the first season of Sailor Moon.
I remember years ago, when /cow/ was still /cwc/, the name of MLW's master, Count Graduon, sparked fierce debate. One side believed that Graduon was a mutation of "Graduation" and he was meant to be a metaphor for how Chris' graduation ceremony sucked. The other side angrily argued that Chris' autism was too specific for him to come up with something that clever or subtle, and that he would have explicitly named him Count Graduation. Like, they thought Chris' autism had actual, specific rules and that he simply could never do something that "clever."
Then, weeks later in a Q&A, Chris confirmed the name was a pun on "graduation" and made all those already stupid people look even stupider.
Bonus points: They were also talking about how surprisingly original MLW and Graduon were, and then someone pointed out they were clearly ripoffs of the villains from the first season of Sailor Moon.
Chris had some dumb followers back then, and even now.
I hear every single line of dialogue and narration in chris's old voice back when he wore those shirts
Parker Green
I must admit it, this page is actually funny. It made me smile.
Samuel Green
>Never mess with a truly frustrated virgin in a quest of love The saddest part here that sounds like an actual dialogue in a harem anime.
Aiden Ward
The lore on Slaweel Ryam is rich and deep. She was a powerful magician who had her heart broken, and converted an abandoned school (from one of Chris' written works) into her own personal evil lair, where she started hypnotizing mentally disabled people into becoming fake evil cops. There was also a big Power Ranger battle at some point.
Sonichu and Chris cross the beams. Which is really weird, considering Chris' Curse-Ye-Hama-Ha is just a cruel hex with no use in battle and Sonichu's attack is a fucking lightning bolt. Chris is immediately jumping to the worst possible thing he can do AND not actually helping.
Chris and Sonichu celebrate the Witch Bitch's defeat after this break-in and assault. Of course, what they don't know is Walsh is still out there, lurking...
>MySpace Try not to have an existential breakdown over how old these comics actually are and how long you've been here. Just take a deep breath and don't think about how the 10s went by so fast and everyone and everything around you is rotting, getting older and breaking.
Chris loiters at McDonalds without actually buying anything, as if it were Starbucks. Now that they have free wi-fi I imagine this isn't uncommon anymore, but back in the dark ages it pissed the Paul Blarts of the world right off.
Manajerks Captains and lieutenants in the PVCC army, Manajerks command the fearsome Jerkop armies, outranking even the vile Jerkhief in authority. Unlike Jerkops, who are a limitless legion, there are only a handful of Manajerks, each with their own equipment and abilities.
>whole image is drawn with simple, single lines >except for the bulge Hmmmmm
Jaxson Taylor
So basically Chris was going into stores around the mall and loudly/physically accosting women and demanding they join his love quest?
Easton Kelly
How fucking weird would it be if you lived in a town full of supervillains, and the mayor's office was in the mall, and the mayor was always cruising around for chicks at the mall and getting harassed by villains?
But hark! An intruder has come! A Futurama head in a giant robot body! The horror!
Will Chris survive? Will he find a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up? Tune in next time! Same zappin' time, same zappin' channel!
>as basic bitch as possible. To say nothing of that speech bubble workaround.
Jeremiah Watson
That sucks. The original rainbow version was my favorite Chris Chanian art
Gabriel Bell
This actually comes off as really mean by the girl As much as Chris Chan is a wack job this prank was pretty cruel
Cameron Campbell
Sonichu is a work that says a lot about the human condition, however unintentionally. It's very interesting to see the output of a person who's genuinely incapable of actual creative thought and produces fiction only as a shallow remix of mostly low brow cultural flotsam he has absorbed during his life. Just like the merge shit he's going on about now. The logical conclusion of his worldview. Fictional n actually manifesting itself in reality .
>where she started hypnotizing mentally disabled people into becoming fake evil cops Wait, so on top of Chris-chan using his curse power on that poor cop to ruin his life and leave him in despair, the dude was only messing with Chris in the first place because he was brainwashed?
That just makes what he did to the jerkop double fucked up
Grayson Thompson
What’s with the poo at the bottom of his tail?
Aiden Jackson
It's weird, because by all accounts Bob was a pretty shitty person, but somehow I still feel sympathy when I see that plaque
Evan Diaz
the combination of being lonesome and then mentioning how he's wearing anime wings really works. Cartooning 101. (what are anime wings???)
Shouldn't that read, "Here Lies Bob's Hopes and Dreams"?
Carson Jones
>This the real shit, I like to kick it when I’m not on my hip hop shit or X-men and read some sonichu. Kayfabers know Chris Chan goes way back.
Yeah I think there was a Bill Sienkiewicz alternate cover at some point.
Yeah I have that gimmick cover, great shit.
William Sullivan
>man sonichu number 10 was some Wack ass shit, huh Jim >yeah...sure
Jeremiah Cook
Did he though? He did a terrible job at raising Chris.
Jayden Reed
Whenever I think of Sonichu, always think about the Spazkid animation serie
Connor Wood
Where would you even get these? Further, who would even print them? I mean, I know its easy as piss to self-publish these days, but even they say in all their guidelines that they have standards and stuff. And I don't even think any of them even want to touch works derivative of actual existing IPs.
Josiah Watson
>yeah I was in a class and we looked at sonichu 10, I still go back to it. It was a major influence for Afrodesiac, but boy. That art is something else, Chris Chan is a great cartoonist. >yeah, ya boy eddy p has a reprint of that issue >have you seen that Bill Sienkiewicz cover?
Nathaniel Lee
Chris was using Lulu (that vanity press thing) But eventually he got kicked off because of sonichu’s obvious copyright infringement (plus its libelous portrayals of actual non celebs) I’ve seen pics of people who bought them but I can’t imagine Chris did any work into making them ready for publishing
Owen Sullivan
Is Sonichu an outlaw comic ?
Grayson Johnson
Unironically yes
Carson Cox
What a coincidence I was watching the comprehensive history of chris chan
Jason Campbell
I like how the spikes on either side of his head are extra-big here, like shitty little cat ears. I wouldn't be surprised if he wore cat ears religiously though, given my time on /cgl/ and /lgbt/.
The thing that depresses me most, I think, is that some of these look like he tried really hard on them. Like the M in m-c-d for example. Looks terrible, but you know he thought it looked amazing.
Dominic Hernandez
Ah, yes, obviously it is the shopping that makes girls not want to talk to you.
Robert Cook
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking during this whole arc. That's needlessly cruel. Happened to me a couple times in middle school and I'm about as close to a normie as you're gonna find on Yea Forums. The whole thing just hurt me inside, as much as I think Chris-chan is an irredeemable jerkoff.
Elijah Moore
That's what makes Sonichu an original character, obviously.
Kayden Johnson
OP here.
I'm extremely tired from a more frantic day than I thought it would be. I need to sleep. If this thread is still up in the morning I'll storytime the rest. If it's gone, I'll start a new thread.
Honest to god the best issues were just the ones about Chris and his personal problems. Don't know why people complained about that shit.
Camden Jones
>Also, the fanon version of Mary is fucking hot.
Yeah, but I remember some Frenchfag took a liking to her, was a major breast expansion guy who gave her huge honkers, then got obsessively defensive over his version of her. It was to me an early warning, in retrospect, that CWC-followers could be as autistic and pathetic ad the Big C himself.
Ryder Kelly
No worries, OP. Thank you for a wonderful storytime either way, I appreciate you!
Grayson Flores
He didn't.
It's still kind of sad that Bob had all these hopes and dreams for his son, and actively tried to teach him about the world, music, and engineering, when there was little hope that Chris could comprehend more than what's in his immediate little bubble.
Cameron Gonzalez
Did CWC ever roleplay like this? I feel like if he ever actually roleplayed and didn't typefuck it'd be like this.
happened to me before too. Worst part is that a month after it happened was the first time i was reading through Sonichu and it really hit me on a deeply emotional level. Like...what if the world sees me as they see Chris Chan...am I really any better??? Why would someone just pretend to like me..... i was a little depressed over it for awhile.
Joshua Ward
This has to be some kind of long-term performance thing. It has to be Nobody is this fucked up but still able to use a computer and drive and breathe, Chris is some kind of fucking comedian, I refuse to believe anything else
It going on for too long for it be a joke, face it sometime life is fill with weird people
Asher Perry
Dirry crapped briefs
Anthony Lee
Incest confirmed?
Matthew Phillips
CWCki tells that he used to post on facebook about dreams were he had sex with his mom I also did as a kid, but what worries me is that Chris didn't got disturbed by it like i did
Joseph Mitchell
Been on this rock long enough to know these people had always existed. Driving, breathing doesn't mean your sane.
Jayden Fisher
I have that same fear. What if everyone hates me? What if I'm retarded and everyone just pretends I'm normal? What if I'm friendless and alone, but no one has the heart to tell me to my face?
At least I know my cat likes me. He wouldn't always be near me if he didn't. Animals are so much easier to deal with than people.
at this point it would be more pathetic if it were a joke.
Eli Carter
Idea guys fucked him up real bad.
Caleb Allen
>(what are anime wings???) If I were to hazard a guess, they're clip-ons for headphones to make them more fashionable. The particular ones he got were probably based on Card Captor Sakura, and I'm assuming he either doesn't actually know what CCS, or he doesn't care enough to advertise it.
Noah Scott
... actually in hindsight, they're probably just generic hair clip ons that someone was giving out for free at a convention that Chris interpreted as someone actually giving him a gift.
Benjamin Hall
Every time I think I've seen the peak of madness I look up and see a taller mountain.
>Chris believed he grew a vagina using binaural beats >see /x/ had a thread about binaural beats and people actually seriously discussing the benefits of it >lose last infinitesimally small sliver of hope that /x/ will ever be good again
Aaron Morales
You watched SOME videos. If you'd watched all of them it'd take way fucking more than a day. Last I checked there were at least 2 channels doing long form 2 hour type videos. One of them was like 12 episodes in. You can watch Chris related content for yonks.
Evan Peterson
I was watching the 40 minute ones and I stopped at #15/21 as I realized 12 hours had passed. I don't know about any other channels.
Ayden Russell
Mate there are just so many. Depends what flavour you're feeling at the time. There are infobites that go after weird lore. There are longform biographicals. There are channels based on looking at the people who fucked with him and how that side of things happened in greater detail. It's skitz
Cameron Jackson
People say it is him going schizo, but really I just think he is a big kid who is bored and playing along. Like every time he gets some weirdo controlling him, they'll reveal he was tricked, he'll have a sad day and then go back to"normal." Or he'll just get bored before that and his responses will get increasingly disinterested.
Nicholas Turner
Neo Chris is a weirdo, but Classic Chris was like something out of a banned snuff film.
You got the constant droning noise, the weird involuntary pleasure sighs, and the moments where he seems to lose composure and wrestle with some kind of inner personality.
>MY MOMMY AND I - I mean, my family and I >I'LL DO YOU SO MANY - I'll, I'll do my best to pleasure you.
Colton Cook
Still waiting on that dimensional merge.
Mason Bailey
>The heterochromia
Parker Wood
do you think he needs to see some kind of psychiatric professional? I'm a little worried for his general state
Ian Cook
He already needed to see a psychiatric professional 30 years ago.
Adam Long
Chris has been pretty obviously insane for years but since it's expressed through childish nonsense everyone ignored it.
I got two pages before becoming too sad to keep reading.
Lincoln Phillips
Tails gets Trolled might be more your speed for autism kino. Not as genuine or chilling as Chris but still a beautiful mind.
Jason Nelson
>He was seeing a court-ordered shrink earlier this year but it didn't do him any good. He just talked about his dimensional merge bullshit to her until the court program was up.
Ayden Ramirez
>he
Owen Cruz
>girls won't talk to me because they only think about shopping Chris you fucking piece of shit
Jace Butler
How can one man be so based
Jackson Cook
you're at least 10 years too late with the diagnosis
Jace Nelson
>He's based on one of the many generic, faceless mall cops that kept him from acting like a tard in the mall.
No, those were hero mall cops who bravely kept him from harassing girls with his love quest. They cared enough about their job to stop him from acting creep instead of not giving a shit like you'd expect from a rent-a-cop. Fuck you for soiling their heroic actions.
Elijah Peterson
That’s one thing that pains me with all of this, how badly his parents failed him. He likely wouldn’t have been 100% but he could have learned to function decently in society.
This is by no means the only thing that pains me.
Jaxson Ward
The silver lining is that at least mental health is being talked about a lot more than it was 40 years ago. Problem is Chris's parents are so old, they thought counseling = getting institutionalized and they sought moving schools instead.
James Myers
>also, she loathes you for your filthy smoking habit Dying
Jose Green
>more symmetrical head >thinner waist and broad shoulders > words in speech bubble centered >issue number in a bigger circle >foot doesn't touch box it is resting on but it is rsting flat on it >arms and legs have elbows and knees
I can actually see a growth in skill in the second one. Good for him, he did something many deviant art autists never achieve.
Blake Edwards
>Top 10 Super Hero Speeches
Cameron Watson
I sort of envy the dedication and willingness to do the labour of creator of this comic.
If I could have even a fraction of that obssessive capability to work on what must be considered a work of (twisted and ugly) love, I would be a happy camper.
Evan Fisher
>deviant Hopefully he includes both pages in the inevitable Fantagraphics hardcover slipcase edition
Adrian Cook
>Chuck Paladuck >Paladuck
Brayden Brooks
What happens at 100% mob-kun
James Garcia
Of all the things one could hate about the horror that is Sonichu, it's the panel and text layout that really gets me. Thanks for the little arrows Chris, at least you tried?
Jose Barnes
The brown stripes on pikachu's back and the brown at the base of its tail.
Jaxson Myers
>NO SHIN, we're going for the original, just for the imposter in the brown striped shirt >CURSE...YE...HA ME HAAAAAAAA
Logan Mitchell
Wow, the thread is still up, huh?
Let's continue with Sonichu: Sub-Episode 5! Brought to you by Axe Bodyspray! Don't feel like bathing? Just spray Axe on like paint thinner and hope nobody notices!
Chris' medallion is out of juice, I guess, and he's trying to do this shit analog. You see how well trying to fight a giant robot with his bare hands is going.
>chris >taking a shower Yes, I'd like to complain, this story is clearly not historically accurate
Christopher Wright
Chris gets a psychic message from the spirit of his ancient Cherokian ancestor. Not "Cherokee." Cherokian. The ancient clan that once ruled Cwcville, whose war with the Wasabi Clan claimed many lives before the two tribes united into one to defeat the evil Count Graduon.
Cwcville's technical status as an Indian reservation allows it to operate under its own sovereign government separate from the US federal administration.
Also, here we learn Chris fantasizes about his female self. I'm sure that's not foreshadowing anything...
The fact that Chris dated a chick with an inflation fetish and put inflation stuff in his comic years later makes this scene more disturbing in hindsight.
I'm glad he numbered the dialogue so I could tell what the fuck is going on, but it still takes a solid minute of dissection before you figure out how the hell to read this. Just put 'em in order, dummy!
it's like some kind of.... prophetic jungian nightmare of things to come
Chase Perry
So did anyone else notice all the sub-episodes seem to take place in an endless white void? I know this happens a lot in the regular episodes too, but the sub-episodes seem particularly bad about it. I guess because we're supposed to be in a mall?
The INNER CIRCLE are HOARDING THE LULZ, user! We need to RISE UP and DEMAND that they release the thirty irrelevant Kacey calls where they yack for up to forty minutes about bullshit.
Once again, Chris combines his useless and cruel ultimate attack with someone's actually useful attack, resulting in something slightly worse than it would've been before.
It's a real dick move for Chris to constantly resort to cursing his enemies even when he's already winning.
In a special twist, Crystal gives the rambling diatribe lecture to the defeated Jerkop! Who I guess isn't cursed because the curse hit his fake robot body and not his actual head? Uh...
>If she thinks he'll never find a boyfriend-free girl with his method, Mary Lee Walsh is cuckoo! Well, I guess if you count Chris as a "boyfriend-free girl" post transition, you're not exactly wrong?
Imagine if this was on your city's own personal equivalent to C-Span. You'd probably appreciate it because the Jerkops would be an actual menace to your society.
I'm really glad drops the deep lore on "gal-pals" here, it would have been very confusing for the readers otherwise. There's already so much lore for this comic you practically have to have the Cwcki open the entire time if you've just started reading.
Really should have been cancelled before it hit the 30th season, but the fact that it's still going is not even worth a chuckle.
Colton Garcia
As the helpless Jerkhief continues to vomit, Chris traps him in a magic psychic ball as all the other Jerkops are lined up like pins! Boy, I wonder what will happen?
Here, Chris explains that the Jerkops he's been brutalizing and cursing to eternal misfortune are not only brainwashed innocents, but also mentally handicapped.
It's not like he even just says "oh, they're all just stupid!" No, he explicit states "mentally handicapped"! Every single Jerkop is an innocent retarded person and Chris slaps 'em around like whack-a-moles.
'member Excel Saga? Check out this Excel Saga reference!
Fun fact: the inclusion of this Manajerk is the first bit of influence Megan had on the comic. What fun! This Manajerk is so important both of his only two appearances dedicated an entire page to him, only for him to never show up anywhere else.
Here we meet my favorite villain, Commander Bagget, leader of the elite Jerkop Rangers! I mean, come on! Evil Power Rangers in an evil police force? How fucking cool is that!
Also, we have the greatest line in the entire comic: >Down to where? All that is down there is only the floor.
In real life, Bagget was a police sergeant who led the small group of cops that handcuffed Chris and dragged him out of a public mall literally kicking and screaming.
It's "all that is down is only the floor." I sympathize though. It really is hard to force your hands to write his madness.
Ian Cruz
He's largely too timid for that. Mostly he was loitering, like he'd buy a soda for ~$1.00 and just hang out in the food court all day. He also stinks like shit and makes lots of noise, so staff had plenty of reasons to kick his ass out
Outnumbered, defeated and captured, Chris still has the time to prattle off about the same thing he's been ranting about all damn issue, before finally screaming for help!
They were straight up ready to murder Chris here. Also, I'm not sure what the hell is going on the second half of the page. I can guess, but the flag is throwing me off.
Little do our heroes know, Mary Lee Walsh has escaped, choosing an abandoned highschool as her base! Soon, she shall return with an even more powerful army!
And that's the end everybody! I hope you enjoyed the ride! Maybe I'll storytime some other issue sometime. Right now, though? I'd like to take a well-earned break.
Don't feel sorry for Bob. He was an intelligent man who should've known better than to have more kids at his and Barnes ages. He should've realized Barb was idiotic manipulative trash. He should've treated his son as though he had a disability instead of brute forcing him into regular school. He should've cut off Chris' internet access completely after things started to get out of hand. He could've been a parent rather than an enabler at any time and chose not to or just didn't care enough.
Grayson Bell
He was already forced to several times due to run ins with the law, it did nothing.
Jaxson Adams
This. Bob is as much to blame for this desaster as Snorlax. He should have been a parent, but choose not to give enough of a fuck to give his special needs child the help that he needs. May he rot in hell.
Cooper Adams
Actually slayed me.
Jason Price
He's had plenty of contact with various mental health services, but as he doesn't present a major risk to himself or others, our overburdened and horribly managed system is pretty happy to just let him believe in dimensional merges or whatever.
Anthony Garcia
>Ow!
Okay that panel is actually comedic
Brody Moore
Isn't there currently something going on with that fag from San Francisco that wants to fuck Chris? I feel like shit may take a very grim turn soon.
Kevin Baker
>oh boy, I'm so excited for my date! Aren't you, giant pink imaginary elephant who stalks me all the time?
Isaac Wood
Can we have a new thread for Tails gets Trolled? that's some true kino right there.
Tyler Carter
What kind of horrid unspeakable monster would want to fuck Chris?! The smell alone would fell most normal people.
Evan Bailey
It really does remind me of Joaquin's Joker because his anger attacks are really preceded by nothing.
Charles Gutierrez
Someone earlier in the thread pointed out that Chris' most dedicated fans are people in the same range of the autism spectrum as him. There's a guy that reoleplays with him and is into occult shit that is trying to convince Chris to come visit him in California, who knows what for. Chris is starved for attention and inherently trusts anyone who encourages his delusions about alternate dimensions, but I think (I hope) he doesn't have the wherewithal to navigate planning that kind of trip.
As for whether or not the guy actually wants to fuck Chris, I don't think so but honestly, the dudes enough of a freak that he might try just for laughs
Dominic Wood
I used to be friends with CWC on Facebook, I sent him a message saying to get off the internet and change his name. This was before he became Christine
Carson Gutierrez
>He should've cut off Chris' internet access completely after things started to get out of hand Really it is amazing this didn't happen. If you knew your kid had some weird internet people annoying them, and that they struggled with this stuff anyway you'd go right no more internet. I think Bob wanted to do right by Chris, but he also didn't try all that hard. Like you can bully Chris into doing what you want without much work, if he tried Chris would have at least been doing house work and sorting out they're hoarder mess.
Isaiah Howard
So what's this whole thing where null insists he is Chris's benefactor and that the site is some sort of targeting support group? I mean they founded the website to gangstalk the guy and it seems like the owner is trying to change the story out of guilt
Jack Watson
Bob was a tech illiterate old toad and the only reason he told Chris he was going to cut the internet down was not to get him away from his addiction and coach him on social behavior, but was quite literally to avoid film of the inside o their home to get out because he rightfully feared condemnation from the city. He said so in the video. The deeper irony is that such a health and safety audit would have helped to avoid the bathroom fire that eventually destroyed their home Yes i know he used to be an engineer
Jordan Richardson
I think at this point null hates anything having to do with Chris.
Brayden Hernandez
Like a lot of long term Chris fans the obsession turns to confusion, disgust, to pitty and then a weird connection with him. Which when you have a bunch of autists like the farms will always go in strange places. I think null does help Chris in some way these days, but it is partly to keep him going as there is a real chance he could one day end up on the streets. No one wants Chris to pull a Terry Davis, well some do. If he did their site traffic would likely plummet.
I think a lot of people just want the old Chris back, just him in a steady enough position where he can make dumb videos and comics
Luke Cruz
The only time Bob cut down the internet was when trolls called him constantly while Chris was cybering with Julie and Bob was tricked into thinking Chris was suicidal.
Carson Garcia
Null sends cash support to Chris because if Chris died due to homelessness it would probably be null's fault. I mean they really got involved in fucking with his life
Jason King
Im thinking of when he came in overhearing Chris' yelling
Joshua Robinson
I always liked how in his second video he starts witg 'as you all already know, I am Christian Weston Chandler' as if he won a huge fanbase immediatelt
Xavier Moore
CwC comic about his half brother the film critic is his greatest work
Liam Jenkins
>I always liked how in his second video he starts witg 'as you all already know, I am Christian Weston Chandler' as if he won a huge fanbase immediatelt
I mean.... was he really wrong in retrospect?
Cameron Peterson
>Thousands of years ago in rural bumfuck Virginia
Fucking lol'd
Alexander Collins
I feel bad that she had to deal with Chris's untamed autism back in the day and then for years afterwards had to deal with the sexy devil bimbo Chris portrayed her as in his comic every time people googled her name.
Robert Watson
Jacob Sockness, he is trying to get close to Chris for a while now. At first he tried to throw money at him, since that failed, he is trying now to instrumentalize the dimensional merge to get into Chrisses crusty panties. He is basically trying to install himself as highpriest of Cris cult, holding the merge hostage by saying that the merge can oly jappen is XChris and he have sex. He is a vile predatorial fuck, Chris may be a piece of shit, but I don´t want to see him get raped by that asshole.
How much money has he made from the comic? Is he still publishing them? Oh god, are they funding his sex change operation?
Hudson Morgan
who is bob
Grayson Bailey
Imagine applying for a job and they google your name and find mountains of poorly drawn autism. I genuinely feel for anyone who ever had to be associated with Chris.
Jonathan Howard
Is their home messy?
Noah Barnes
Funnily enough, he still does loiter in places like target and shopping centers he isn't banned from. Although now he just sits around playing his Switch or doodling until he's asked to leave for what can only be guessed his poor hygiene coupled with him loitering
I mean the writing was written all over the wall. He wore Barb's underwear and when he was recommended a sports bra for exercise, he started wearing it all the time without washing it
He posts pages to patreon, as well as some gofundmes for trips he wants to take. But that coupled with his tugboat are barley enough to get by, let alone get a sex change. iirc he does steal Barb's estrogen prescription however
His dead dad, affectionately known as the Internet Lumberjack
Consider that Bob and Barb had Chris super late in their lives and that prior to Barb, Bob's three children were all successful with his old school raising and the man still holds credit for about a dozen electric patents. Meanwhile Barb was such a repudiable cunt that her own family disowned her while a teenager for roofing her sister's bf and fucking him.
Parker Scott
null tried to intervene and act as something of a wrangler for Chris after The Idea Guy saga where two guys extorted $6,000 from him. Chris was cooperative for a while then grew uncooperative because null refused to humor all the dimensional merge stuff
Sebastian Fisher
Bob's other children also refused to have anything to do with him in adulthood, which should tell you something about how he valued them and what they thought of his decision making
Brayden Lee
JEW!
Hunter Parker
>Messy doesn't even begin to describe it it couldn't be that bad
Isaiah Diaz
>Chris has siblings??? What were they doing while Chris was slowly spiraling down into madness???
I only know about Barb's son Cole who is a bitter movie critic who lives up north somewhere. He hates Barb for refusing to tell him who is real father is and Chris for defending her and begging for cash. Also hated Toy Story 3.
James Evans
Most of them were already grown up and out of the house by the time he was born. Both of Chris' parents were in their 50s by the time they had him.
Grayson Brooks
I think he's younger than Bob's youngest by 20 years. No one gave a shit on even knowing Chris before the madness. Even Cole Smithey gave no shits about them. Granted Barb gave no reasons to Cole to love them at all. The only known interactions of Chris and one of Bob's kids was when he went to his half-brother's dental office to get a check up. No conversations are known from those two times. They refused contact with him thanks to Barb being a huge cunt talking mad shit about their mum and Bob then following suit because he was pussywhipped by Barb. The gap got worse thanks Bob being too fucking stupid to apologize and keeping on it and the relationship never got repaired.
Eli Brown
Chris has half siblings from his parent's previous marriages. None of them were on particularly good terms with Bob or Barb and I'm sure none of them feel responsible for Chris and the absolute mess Bob and Barb's negligent parenting have rendered him
Easton Taylor
>having children in your 50s That's just irresponsible.
Chase Cooper
There's nothing wrong with that
Adam Morales
Besides the increased chances of birth defects and autism I guess your right.
Joshua Powell
Also the age doesn´t help with raising a kid.
Christopher Torres
Rightfully having nothing to do with the family since they were all adults when Chris was born
Levi Brown
I’ve been thinking of this page since yesterday and all day at work...,I keep on thinking about Anime Wings
Jordan Cooper
Didn’t he leave his wife and kids for Barb and the kids he left are now normal everyday people.
Chris is further alienated by appropriating all of his mothers ancient redneck figures of speech
Carson Miller
>At PVCC I-I hope that's not the same college I go to
Jaxson Gomez
Unless you went to community college in the same part of Virginia he lives in I think you'll be okay.
Carter Ross
There is so much in this. Starting from the fact that Chris appearantly believes that a house fire in Cousinfuck, Virginia will make it to the news in New York via the "Carnigee-Hall" rug to the money box. Its amazing.
Oliver Jenkins
Piedmont Virginia Community College? I know a couple people who went there.
Isaiah Ortiz
No Paradise Valley Comm. College Thank Christ
Chase Ortiz
Just wait for Sonichu Generations.
Dylan Perez
Wasn't there a Sonic parody game like that?
Isaac Brooks
Jesus... That's a whole new level of fucked up.
Jacob Murphy
Good morn- this is an update for my true and honest fans. And not for those darn trolls so quit at it you hearme? it has been two dayys since i r-. ... ... (lego noises) since i forced myself on mother she has yet to come out of her bedroom, she doesnt move at all. I keep bringing her food but she doesnt eat it. Im asking all my true and honest fans to pray so she may forgive me, i do not know how to operate the microwave and im running out of bologna and cheese sandwiches
Aiden Nguyen
>Have some fistfull fries Fucking iconic.
Jaxson Hernandez
Keep in mind, the real-life Sarah was engaged to be married at this point.
Christian Ross
Chris has drastically improved in her artwork
Wyatt Green
>Her
Joshua Collins
It's like a fucking Kelly cartoon. All it needs is a little Chris in the bottom right saying "Roasted" or something.
Anthony Stewart
You ain't just whistlin' dixie. She got married after Chris became interested in Megan, and Chris put a tribute to it in his comic.
Lol nope. He has been offered help so many times over the years it's not even funny. Squanders it
Jayden Peterson
It’s actually funny and not just funny “laughing at Chris Chan” sorta way
Jackson Powell
>If you think you are at a dead end at something you are trying to do, just stand back, and if it is meant to be, an answer or break will appear. Just remember, there are many sides to a mountain and many ways to climb it. If you get stopped, back off, regroup, and try another way. If you are still not successful, maybe it is not meant to be. Accept is as experience and go after something else for a while. If it is meant to be, having it on the backburner simmering for a while is not bad. It will pop up again, and the way to attain it will be there. Everything in its time.
I always found this quote inspiring, and I can't believe I'm feeling actual inspiration from Chris Chan's father.
Jaxon Hill
Note how Chris drew himself as shorter than his mother, who also looks way younger than she is. Arrested development.
Parker Lewis
He had douzends of chances to get his shit together and he wasted all of them. As soon as Barb croaks it, he will be fucked because he will be on his own, and since he insists on being a fat manchild, unable and unwilling to grow the fuck up everything will collapse around him. He will end up homeless or instutionalized. I still will not feel sorry for him.
Blake Allen
To be fair, it was only 3 seconds.
Jordan Martin
I dont think Cole makes a particularly large amount of money either, Chris just knows he has some sort of job so apparently he's burning money that belongs to them lol
John Howard
Isn't Barb's fault that he is like this in the first place? Shouldn't you be blaming her for her irresponsibility that lead Chris down the wrong path?
Dominic Diaz
It is both her and Bobs fault, the trolls are also to blame, BUT! At the end of the day it was always Chris own responsibility to make something of his life, to get his shit together. There are millions of people out there that got dealt far worse cards than him, yet still came out on top. He can do stuff, if he wants, he knows how to drive, he has a degree, a shitty one, but still a degree. He could do something with that, he just doesn't want to.
Lincoln Nelson
Kiwifags will keep donating to him as long as he does silly shit that entertains them and I've been getting the feeling that he caught on to this years ago.
Xavier Walker
I really wonder how long they will continue to support him. I mean, there is no payback, they just enable him being an useless, mooching piece of shit untill he inevidently goes tits up. Are they not bored? Chris just gets older, but not funnier.
Nathan Thompson
Sure, but he's been an adult that claims he's high functioning for almost 20 years now and just gets worse, he's the one who has been making continuously worse decisions with his life for decades despite a few dozen people genuinely trying to help him.
Hunter Ross
If you admit to giving chris money on kf you will get called a retard.
Matthew King
Had a hearty kek, thank you user
Anthony Adams
Heh!
Charles Reyes
>normal, everyday people one of his kids is a math professor and another is an eye doctor, they're exemplary people
Leo Reyes
Sure he's been offered help, but he has autism, the biggest symptom of which is that he can't perceive when someone is being sincere or not. Every person he trusts ends up betraying that trust to troll him or take advantage of him in some way. His parents didn't provide him with the tools to navigate that disability and he's basically too far gone to be fixed at this point. Chris is incredibly pitiful and short of putting him in a home where he gets consistent therapy and extremely moderated internet access, he's a lost cause.
Brandon Evans
>Chris gets a job >the cult of trolls that analyze his every move eventually leak what he's doing and where he works out of >many kiwi posters say "good for him," but lurkers just spam the place with JULAAAAY calls and emails claiming Chris shoplifts or threatened to piss in their soda or whatever >Chris is fired because whatever karma the manager hoped to win by employing a sped isn't worth the constant harassment and bad reviews from autists who want to own Chris
Leo Torres
It's artistic genuinity. Sonichu transcends being a shitty "so bad it's good" comic and becomes something more twisted and bizarre, kind of like Neil Breen movies, and paint a specific, stylized image of reality. I'd rather read the work of another individual as bluntly honest as Chris over a dozen mediocre "house style" artists.
David Nelson
true, it really takes mirrors the childlike yet twisted mind of its creator
Benjamin Mitchell
In a way those comics are outsider art, I guess.
Christopher Thompson
Chris's parents hoarding really reminds me of my grandparents who also hoard. I remember as a kid, my dad leaving me with my grandma during the summer while he went to work and we went to different thrift stores all the time. Each house they've lived in has been full of junk. We were moving them from one apartment to another a year ago and it took four days because of all the uneccessary garbage we were moving. I found a broken oscilloscope in there for some reason. We tried throwing it away but they got mad every time and said they may need it in the future. It really is astounding.
What the fuck kind of name is Meried Seinor Comic?
Sebastian Thompson
Even if they didn't, Chris would be fired for what Chris would do at the job, making customers uncomfortable and not doing his duties.
Samuel Nelson
For all the shit we give the incomprehensibility of Chris's art, that is a damn fine smugface in the final panel
Angel James
What will happen to Chris when Barb died?
Blake Morris
That's going to be the end of Chris. I'd like to think The Final Saga will have some explosive, spectacular finale but the story of CWC will probably end not with a bang, but a whimper.
God, I'd never even thought of this. That poor, poor woman
Michael Long
lots of people speculate he'll wind up homeless or in a group home. At one time I thought maybe he'd be on the ball enough to get stuck into section eight housing but through all this dimensional merge shit he's been prattling on about for the past three years I now have doubts about his ability to live independently
Nolan Price
I love how he draws himself skinny.
Lucas Smith
Where was sonichu originally posted ?
Leo Williams
His own website
Owen Morris
>tfw someone saved my shitty End Of Cwcville picture
Nah man. The fascinating thing about chris is that when you think he's hit rock bottom he comes through and unlocks a whole new area of crazy to explore. Every time you think he can't dig himself any deeper he does something to make it clear he's not stopping until he reaches the molten core of the earth. Classic chris wasn't even his final form, just one more evolution in his long line of metamorphosis.
Logan Smith
I'll save you time and tell you exactly how it will go >Guys chris chan is fucking dead >who? >Some oldfag thing >ugh cringe >based >4 more posts of assorted pepes and wojaks >12 replies click to view >404 thus ends the saga of cwc. not with a bang, but a whimper.
Dominic Hill
Wait so how did Chris find out irl
Jace Russell
the "chu" part probably. Maybe he thought it was a funny joke.
Zachary Reyes
Either more stickies than Billy Herrington or the mods shut down every thread.
Daniel Cruz
Anna McLerran, another girl who worked at the mall and who was one of the first people to record Chris' antics online.
Hudson Young
Getting a Kelly vibe from this
Owen Ward
How many stickies were there for Billy Herrington?
David Murphy
Oh, very cool!
Dominic Kelly
Chris-chan is a testament as to why everything is wrong with that
John Long
>I don't wanna get all Freudian but it's really fantastic how Chris presents himself as both a victim and an answer to western society's oedipal complex, but you know, the way s/he both wishes success in the love quest and sums both aspects of it in herself is truly something
3 or 4 with threads on pretty much every tangentially related board.
Isaac Rogers
Given that it took him 3 seconds I'm not sure if that's an effective message.
Adrian Diaz
I had to sit and think about this pun.
Adam Garcia
in what way they aren't
Benjamin Phillips
If anything Chris is taken the phenomenon in modern society, where adults keep the interests they had as children, to an absolute and unhealthy extreme. He is the Peter Pan syndrome on steroids.
I want to, but you have to understand that he is a failed sociopath. He is only harmless because he's incompetent.
Dominic Diaz
I could see him getting a sticky.
Angel Ortiz
This. He confessed that he was thinking about raping Meghan.
Sebastian Gomez
Chris Chan wasn't funny for years, but now this shit is straight up disturbing. It's like a trainwreck in slow motion broadcasted live.
Bentley Wright
True. It is one of those stories where you know that it will end in tragedy, but there is nothing you can do about it. I think the final, most terrible saga of Chris-Chan is coming very soon.
Carson Rodriguez
Stray animals just spawn into the game in their house because the server thinks their house is unclaimed wilderness. Chris has made pets of them and then proceeds to neglect them until they die.
Lucas Wright
Ah yes, the region of Wal-Mart, formerly known as the American heartland
Colton Mitchell
Wouldn't be surprised if the packs of semi-feral cats in their jungle of a back yard would eat their corpses once Chris and Snorlax kick the bucket and they start rotting in their dump.
Nolan Murphy
man I used to think the Idea Guy just got really lucky getting tons of shekels from Chris, but a while ago I was found by a greek pervert who pays me 10 euros for 3 mins of just me massaging my feet. It was so fucking surreal when he sent me a private message on facebook asking me for videos and photos of my feet.
He must be filthy corrupt if he has money to throw at strangers in a shithole bankrupt country.
Yeah man if you're a girl or any subject of a fetish you can really make a career off of fetishists much like a drug dealer can off of users. It really is an addictive thing people let go unhandled.
Adrian Turner
I'm a dude and people pay me $75 for pairs of dirty socks and give me even more money just to look at my feet on webcam while I verbally degrade or ignore them. >Boomers are dumb >AMA
you can still buy them if u give chris like 20 bucks on his patreon u get a printed copy sent to u
Adrian Smith
>he greenscreened in a completley new backbround
Blake Cruz
That's even worse. Lack of insight into the disorder is a core feature of schizophrenia, especially with respect to delusional thinking. Usually, if the auditory hallucinations are distressing to the individual, they will want help to get rid of them. People with prominent negative symptoms often do not resist going to a doctor, but those with disorganised thoughts may become aggressive when confronted with their behaviour and the need for medical care.
Ian Wright
I found it weird that Cole vehemently hates Chris. Isn't he just as much a victim of Barb and Bob as Cole was?
Nicholas Green
MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING
Nolan Morris
I'm a dude lol
Wanna swap clients, user? I bet those dirty old men will eventually get tired of our feet.
Cameron Gray
>The idea of an inverted, evil police force as Power Rangers-style cartoon villains is really cool and appealing to me.
Have you ever watched Yatterman Night? The villains are putty patroller versions of the main characters of a 70s anime.
I feel that if Chris were smarter he could use his creativity for criminal activities. He really has no regards for law and that has nothing to do with his autism.
Isaac Hughes
What are the criteria for being a foot fetish model?
Christopher Edwards
First of all, what the hell. Second, do you actually have nice feet? Also why posting this in this thread?
Literally just having them and not having overly gross toenails or something. Fetishfags have absoluely 0 standards, why do you think erotic works on the internet make so much money? People will buy that shit either way, horniness knows no standards.
Jackson Diaz
You gotta love the self righteousness of it. Not only does he think that he's in the right but he also has to add on how he's "suffered" for pity points.
Jordan Davis
Everything is.
Benjamin Miller
Jesus Christ I thought he quit this. I've got some maaajor catching up to do
Wyatt Parker
He was influenced by John K
Lincoln Bell
POST FEET
Levi Fisher
Yes and they truned out to be printed on the shittiest paper imagineable and the image quality varies drasticly in places. Your better off finding a copy machine and making one yoruself.
Liam Allen
Someone did an unboxing of it...looked like it was on glossy paper I prefer to support the artiste
Ryder Rodriguez
I was watching them as they came out on his original channel a while ago but at some point it became clear to me that it was getting more depressing than funny and I just never went back.
Carson Rivera
>people honestly think Snorlax's death will be the end of Chris Chris will just keep on Mr. Magoo-ing through life somehow. He's going to outlive us all.
This is the best damn cwc thread there's been in a long while
Luke Flores
he's 'thaling out in this pic
Daniel Jones
>megan on the pc Oh lawd, have mercy on my sides
Benjamin Harris
Its one of my fav pieces of Chris-Chan Fanart. There is just so much early lore in it: Snorlax, the Lumberjack, Fanta, the drinking straw of fail, godbear... All while being based on Picassos Guernica. Brilliant!
