You have to fight one
Co-sign a loan with one
and build a shed with one
You have to fight one
Luke Long
Michael Nelson
Fight Mickey. Donald’s a former marine and certifiable badass and Law of Slapstick determines that Goofy would unintentionally kick my ass. Mickey’s the only one where I have a fair chance.
Co-sign a loan with Goofy. Donald is terrible with money and can’t really be depended on to have any at any given time. Goofy could probably accidentally discover some money by tripping over it or something
Build a shed with Donald. Doing any construction work with Goofy is suicide. Donald is a bad luck magnet so all the misfortune will go to him.
Carson Perry
It will also go to your she'd retard, have you ever seen donald try to build something that didn't end up with him either A destroying it unintentionally or B destroying it intentionally? Any I'm fighting Donald, co sign with Mickey and building shed with goofy. Donald ain't shit I could take him. What can one shitty duck do?
Lucas Diaz
Donald is a walking catastrophe but I wouldn't fight him. EVER.
Fight mickey, Shed with gooby, loan with Donald
Robert Clark
You and Donald can ask Scrooge for investment funding.
William Bailey
and Scrooge would laugh in your face if you asked him for cash
Lincoln Foster
>It will also go to your shed retard
I didn’t really Want a shed anyways
>What can one shitty duck do?
Here lies user. He talked big, and died a virgin.
>shed with Goofy
user have you ever SEEN a slapstick Goody cartoon? You’d be dead within the hour.
Brandon Ortiz
I’m dead whoever I fight.
Zachary Rivera
Ok nigga, I'll give. What makes Donald so pants shittingly terrifying to fight that you just deadass refuse to throw hands at him? Am I missing something here?
Daniel Rivera
Chase Carter
fpbp
Ethan Reyes
>tfw he was given a solo mission to parachute behind enemy lines and wipe out a japanese airfield, almost gets eaten by crocodiles, gets targeted by snipers and succeeds in destroying the target
Easton Cooper
Donald also kicked pete ass twice before
Ethan Hernandez
>loan with the guy perpetually broke
Andrew Baker
>The ending of Tommy Wiseau’s The Room
Thomas Wilson
Fight Donald, I get my ass kicked, it'd be worth it, with all sorta hijinks ensuing with Donald at his best. And a story I can tell my grandkids.
Co-Sign a loan with Mickey, he's a straight up, good Samaritan. Trustable and reliable, you cannot go wrong, even if things go dour you know he'll have your back.
Build a shed with Goofy. Seriously. We all gotta go eventually, so if i'm going down, i'm going down laughing my ass off. with Goofster.
Luke Clark
Fight goofy. If he's mad he'll either destroy himself or reveal something that could be easily resolved. ie. he just wants to help me and mickey build the shed.
Co-sign a loan with Donald, yeah he's forever broke and bad with money, but he's connected to scrooge. So, if you're around scrooge long enough you're bound to find some treasure. Scrooge won't give you money but he would help you learn how to find it. After-all scrooge let his nephew run his empire without a second thought.
Last build a shed with Mickey. I can't see that being anything but a wholesome bonding experience. Mickey would make a pretty swell pal too. Mickey might even teach me some furniture magic.
Blake Watson
Have you seen Donald get angry like ever
Henry Watson
I don't have the heart to kick the ass of Goofy or Donald. I'd probably fight Mickey and win since the guy is a fuckin midget.
I'd Co-Sign a loan with Goofy because he's a dumbass and I could easily scam him.
I'd build a shed with Donald because he's the only choice left and I'd never miss the chance to hang with DD.
Andrew Russell
there are no right answers
Camden Clark
YOU GOT IT MIKE, HAHA!
Daniel Ortiz
Fucking kek. This