Let's what the hype is about.
Spider-man #1 (of 5) preview
What's MJ doing here?
Nice way to begin the preview, with a page that describes what this mini is: nothing worthwhile
>Don't ever talk to me or my sons ever again
Are they fucking Spider-Man?
The heart!
Giving Spider-Man a new villain is a nice change, at least.
I still feel like a bunch of other people could do better if they had a famous dad to get them a job though.
Welp. That sure exists.
I'm still gonna pick this up despite how many people cry "nepotism!".
These people must be new to comics
Nepotism has been here forever and these people would take the opportunity if they had it
Yeah I'm more worried that the Abrams father and son won't really understand Spider-Man and make him too weak or not a scientist at all.
Nepotism isn't new to comics, but historically, nepotism usually worked just to get your foot into the door. It never got your first book ever written to be fucking Spider-Man or Batman. That's what's bugging people. This little shit never wrote a book in his life.
Isn’t this alt verse? Who cares then. They can with Spider-Man whatever they want
Same, who the fuck care. It is literally just bacause JJ is Yea Forums and brings more attention. Snyder did the same thing with Tynion and no one bitched about it, although Tynion is completely incompetent.
kek
A one word warning that this is shallow, nice!
>and no one bitched about it
The fuck are you talking about? I've been bitching about Tynion for years. He's fucking awful.
The writer of this book understands the value of a dollar
Yeah.
He understands it's worthless to him.
This so much. I think for myself and buy everything spider related as marvel, or sony dictates. Fuck the NPCs.
This is bigger hack shit than Cates
(((Nepotism)))
>tfw you're edgier than Gerard Way when writing a "normal" hero book.
This is when you need to take a step back and assess your life. You've clearly gone beyond the realm of weird and into "ow the edge" territory.
>The Heart
>Spider-Man vs. Alien
Okay.
>mask is ripped immediately like its a movie with an actor with a contract
Jesus christ fuck this
Will this go down as the next laughing stock on Yea Forums?
Last night, I decided to watch Mission Impossible 3, because I love the hell out of MI4, MI5 and MI6.
The film felt so bland and underwhelming, it's telling when the Abrams group constantly promote these MASSIVE epics when they are really bare bones stories.
>>Lean on me Peter
>>I'm doing so good, the other guy is embarassed
Okay, I get that.
>>The rules are different now
>>I don't like the red and blue anyways
This feels like gibberish
Better than Spencer’s stupid shit already
go away slutt
Really?
Mary Jane and Spider-Man?
Again?
50 years
Someone change this shit, the sales are not good
This don't look ike real life
Marvel has lost her essence and are repeating the formula over and over again
I hope the coloring is like this because it’s a flashback or something. Otherwise, this is really bad.
It's a comic user, what are they worth? $10?
Why is he crying?
And that's saying a lot.
Yeah no, I'm not sure what you read, but this had the pacing of a typical JJ Abrams movie: hard cut from black, debris and destruction everywhere, confusion before the focal point is revealed. In that, the comic is effective, but it certainly doesn't work as anything but an OGN, which this isn't,
>another redhead tony's cum bucket
>hype
kys op
He had a premonition of this issues ago alongside one of MJ dying. It's coming true hence the fear tears
Oh no, a hack who can barely make films and his even more incompetent child are terrible at writing and structuring a comic, a medium neither have experience with. Who could possibly have foreseen this?
First page in and it is already terrible.
Rape.
>still forcing mary whore on comics
when will they learn?
I am so fucking confused reading these pages. I feel like a shit ton of context is missing but I know its not. Thank God this is a mini outside the regular books I can ignore.
I see no hype