I actually kinda like that most of the villians are redeemed, but a bit more two sided action would be nice
I actually kinda like that most of the villians are redeemed, but a bit more two sided action would be nice
steven punking spinel was great though, it validated the timeskip by actually showing some improvement
>But a bit more two sided action
Holy fuck, this.
It's almost like 5% of fights that actually feel like this but usually it's something like Stronger Than You where it's a gradual overtake to the antagonist of the episode, they really just need to start utilizing the gems like they're ACTUALLY 6000+ years of experience fighters.
It could unironically be the best action show of all time if they were willing to show some action
they would need to bring japanese animators for all those actions sequences though because the crew cannot animate action to save their lives.
are we gonna have steven universe Z now?
The reasons Steven does not fight back is because his powers do not lend to direct 1v1 combat. He is a tank/cleric. His powers include a shield, barriers, and healing. This is practically no offensive power. Unlike Goku or Naruto or whoever, he CANT fight back unless he fuses with someone else. That’s why whenever he fights, he has to win through “empathy.” It has been proven that Steven has empathy powers: he can feel empathy for anyone and make anyone feel empty for him or the earth (similar to how Blue can alter one’s emotional state.) Think of his empathy powers as a DOT spell from a video game. He has to stall with his defensive abilities long enough for his DOT (in this case people call it Talk no Jutsu) to finish off his opponent. People see this as lame, but in reality it’s just another way of defeating an enemy. (Also Note, the amount of enemies one SU that lose to Talk no Jutsu is overhyped. He could not defeat any Monster Gems, Jasper, the Ruby Squad, Holly Blue, Aquamarine, nor Emerald with Talk no Jutsu. Even Peridot was poofed before being redeemed. The only ones beat this way were the cluster and the Diamonds).
We talking about the same guy who can budge this Injector when very much weakened?
Steven is actually really strong physically. He just doesn't like to fight, along with some of what you said.
I'd agree with this if they didn't also give him super strength
He killed her in the first ten minutes of the movie user.
steven out muscled spinel in his pure human form and that bitch could slap him into low orbit, steven could take any non-fusion gem in the verse barring MAYBE aquamarine or whatever the blue thing with the wand was meant to be
I'm not saying Steven doesn't act on offence enough, I'm saying the action is never two sided. We never see an action scen where the hero and villian are taking turns throwing punches. It's always one or the other, rarely if ever both
That makes me think that Steven could just chuck the thing like a softball at 100%
it's always been coming
Not sure if even he is that strong but wouldn’t surprise me if an Adult Steven could do it
Just watched the movie last night and I want my own Spinel. Come on, technology. I got a clown gem to fuck.
pink was the villain that couldn't be redeemed
lol
>not killing you on the spot for yourbetrayal and weakness
what is this pathetic fake spinel
You absolute bastard. Delete this right now!
I (user) wouldn't DREAM of doing this to my best friend Spinel. You delete this shit right now.
>Implying he wouldn't keep her around for the sex
This is hard to believe.
You're going to delete this right fucking now!
Spinel is not for abandoning! She is for hugs, kisses, and cucking Connie.
>imfuckingplying ive ever leave her behind
You are the dumbest and most wrong person to post on this board, and I think you need to leave
Based
God this is bad. This image is going in the filter
that comic represents user's relationship with her come december when another new character replaces her
>"Who are you again? Canny?"
>"It's, uh, Connie. I'm Steven's friend. Well, actually, his girlf-"
>"Oh, yeah. You're that other girl who won't go away. I'm his BEST friend, Spinel. You could even say I'm his best LOVER, Spinel!"
>"L-Lover? You can't be serious-"
>"Shoulda gave 'em head that night, Canny."
Made me Kek. 10/10
What's wrong with it?
this one too
>just thought on a version where user died instead of leaving her
you can get around treachery
you can't bypass death
You didn't answer my question: What's wrong with Spinel being affectionate towards Steven?
People die user. But that's a long time from now, she'll have learned that she's worth loving, and she'll love again
>Make like a tree and FUCK OFF
I shouldn't have laughed so much.
but imagine if she didn't knew people die when it happened
seeing how gems are so emotionally fragile that shit could destroy her
>Implying she won't revert to gem form and ask to be buried with you, her gem in one of your closed hands
this is now a spinel bullying thread
Why would someone want that. I don't want her to die, she has eons ahead of her with a universe full of great people who'd be better off for having met her
Someone out there needs a best friend user
So someone else is eventually going to plow that rubberhose pussy and you're okay with that?
>reverting to gem form
>not shattering herself
I don't want to fuck Spinel in the first place
He got so close to befriending her multiple times, only to fuck up.
Are you feeling okay, user?
where would you take her then?
I hoped she would turn back into her heart-hair self at the end, instead of keeping her mascara tears. Oh well.
You can't keep a sex machine like this all to yourself.
The fuck I can't. I'm not into cuckshit and she seems to be extremely loyal to whoever her best friend is.
Disneyland, she'd be a hit with the kids
>Wanting her to lose the marks of her experiences
that's just kind of dumb. a dumb guy you are
based pajeet gonna burn spinel alive once he dies
youtube.com
>All Steven had to do was not take her to the garden and she'd have been "good" forever
You won't live forever. Monogamy during life, but she'll outlive you. That's terribly selfish.
if peridot liked the alien because it looked like her
does that mean she would what a *Bleep*ey mouse plushie?
Delet this you fucker
Just get Steven to cry on you
Might be his mom's genes be kicking in
I just want to be her friend
I suppose after I'm dead, I won't know what she does. But while I'm alive, I would assume she'd only want me. And probably end up wanting to kill anyone else I'm friendly towards. Shit.
making spinel experience these feelings and faces every day
>And probably end up wanting to kill anyone else I'm friendly towards
Why would she do that?
And then Steven acts like a fucking idiot by holding the rejuvenator knowing Spinel was afraid of it and distrusting and doesn't decide to break it until she goes back to being bad. That part was infuriating.
Because that's how life works, user.
Why couldn't he have just let her walk over there with him? Why was that so bad?
Should have given it back to show that it wasn't in the plan, maybe have reminded her that she was the one who got them into that mess to start with, and there were bigger concerns at hand.
I like the idea that Spinel is her innocent happy self most of the time, but gets her Brooklyn voice and mannerisms when she's in the bedroom or giving someone the business.
Dats right I heard the story ovar and ovar agen
"Hey Steven! I'm gonna bully this gem's butt, and there 'ain't nothin' you can do 'bout it!"
Not even jerk it while watching?
Just imagine the prostate massages Spinel could give.
Whoever drew this pic either gets boners for girls getting beat up or someone who does paid them to draw it.
Ryonafags are the worst.
>You'll never walk into Spinel's room and see her sitting on her bed staring whistfully into space wearing your clothes
Why dies rebecca like to draw Gems wearing human clothes? And why has the show only done that once
If someone is that mentally and emotionally damaged, why wouldn't you want to get rid of that? It's not like the other crystal gems, he wasn't restoring her memories. She just stood in one place for 6k years. He should have mercy hit her with the scythe at the end.
>Connie busts into Steven's room after hearing him shouting
>He's in mid-nut bust, coating Spinel's face
>Spinel gives Connie her wide, big-eyed innocent smile and a wink as Steven shoots rope of his cum all over her face
>Then flips her off and resumes sucking
Cute
God tier. Requesting more
Why is it so universally agreed on that Spinel would look good in baggy clothes and a cap?
>He should have mercy hit her with the scythe at the end.
But he gave her a chance to "love" again with the Diamonds who probably grew bored of her within 20 minutes.
This one is god tier too
user it's a redraw
This is the real insight on the movie right here
delete
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mmm u sucka toes
good yummy feet mmm
>things that will never happen
Talk to MahmaPuu.
>No real-life woman will ever be Spinel
2D forever.
'kay.
>Best friend in middle school
>Ditch her in highschool to hang out with popular girls
>She becomes crazy weirdo loner
>Cool friends bail after graduation
>Now you're best friends as adults but she's still a cool crazy loner while you're an unremarkable stacy
I forget where I was going with this
What facets the gems I wonder. Is there this kindly old giant stuck in some cave on Homeworld making gems?
>spinel is now called george
kek
It's a nice visual contrast to the bendy anatomy
It seems they are birthed from the soil fully formed, so I doubt that's the case.
Why do they both have raging boners?
Probably because humans are uncomfortable with something so stretchy and fluid just... milling about. Really, think how disconcerting it would be to see something that humanoid stretching and slithering about like she does.
Their gems are implanted, so someone must carve the inert matrix at least.
I'm not a fan of fat, but I like this picture. She deserves the love.
Good end
See, at least this way we'd have gotten background cameos of her fooling around at funland.
Too cute
comfynel
I WANT ONE
yare yare daze
>This will never happen because Steven Universe merch is almost non-existent outside of Funko
>Hair down Spinel
>user then takes her home and rams her until she turns back into a gem, revives her, and does it again until he passes out
>customize mickey toys
>custom toys in general
>nendoroids
All these redemptions would work if Steven beat their ass first and talked later. Lapis, the Diamonds and Spinel should have been pummeled to the ground first, and once they aren’t a threat, THEN they should be talked down.
Nobody wants Steven to start killing people, but it’s infuriating how the only way the heroes can stop conflict is by loving horrible, awful people, and ignoring all their crimes.
If it's in the bible then it's true
>Breaking broken people will fix them
Yeah nah.
>Still no Garnet Hulk Hands
Spinel JOI audio when?
best one yet!
>ignoring all their crimes
but he's not, you're just fucking violent and stupid. Lapis didn't do anything to need a redemption in the first place, Peridot came to Earth to make sure the Cluster that was going to destroy the Earth was fine and he got her to help them stop the Cluster, the Diamonds were an evil spacefaring empire and he made them completely disband their army and start treating other lifeforms with respect. He had Spinel turn off of her injector and go become a better person.
Because he actually fucking solves problems and just because you watched some shitty shonen anime where you punch the right guy and everything gets better doesn't mean a show that does something different is wrong you fucking moron.
>Lapis didn't do anything to need a redemption in the first place
I mean, she tried to drown Connie.
connie was coming right at her
Hey user! Look at this!
>tfw you'll never hug a Spinel wearing a baggy sweater and kiss her face as she's wearing a cap.
Are you all stupid??
It´s implied that he can influence the WEIGHT of objects if he has direct contact with them.
That´s he can slow his fall or why Stegg can make things fly as an extension.
what is knuckles doing with spinel?
Why is cuckquean Connie always so good?
He calls it super Steven strength
Fucking why?
Implied Lisa, or implode?
Pearl part was the fucking best.
I agree with you, I still think Lapis is an asshole though.
Not him, but Lapis is an asshole. She might not be evil or a bad guy, but she's still a dick. I think she's just slightly under Kevin in terms of dickishness.
you're both wrong, she's funny and sweet
The problem is not that the villains are redeemed, the problem is the lack of plot development
in an alternate timeline where anime doesn't exist
The shot of all of them running with Steven finally at the front is my favorite part
t. Zuke
>XJ9: Who was that, user?
>user: No one, honey. No one.
>XJ9: Well, then come back to bed.
>How did a pathetic losah like you become saviour of da galaxy?
That brooklyn accent is great on a villain so wacky.
Good shit
sauce?
Just bought "Other Friends" on iTunes, supporting the stretchy space clown. Whoever did this doesn't know how to soundtrack. Most of it is the talking before the actual song.
The problem is he didn't stand a chance against any of them. Spinel maybe they could have pulled something back, but Lapis never entered the fight, she was kicking the shit out of them with water clones. And the diamonds were so powerful none of them ever came close to poofing. I agree it's an absurd message from the writers, but in universe Steven himself doesn't have much choice.
>Drop clown gem for robot wife
Goddamn. This is an extremely difficult choice. Why not both?
>connie requests updates with pictures of every gem steven fucks while she's away at camp
>spinel ensures she recieves a full sex tape each and every time complete with silent film-esque transition cards
>pearl arranges tasteful, artistic shots of the two entwined. Perfect lighting, themes, a focus on intimacy
>amethyst sends exclusively snapchats with lewd, taunting captions, exploiting connie's humiliation fetish
Kevin is not that bad.
I will pick Gem because I like pink
Why not both, indeed.
Fuck off, Rolf.
>Lapis didn't do anything to need a redemption in the first place
Tried to drown children, stole water from Earth, broke Greg´s leg, was part of the fusion monstrosity that was Malechite and left Peridot homeless. She´s a fucking bitch and the fact you think she didn´t do anything wrong proves you´re a delusional Lapisfag.
>Peridot
She´s the only character who had a good redemption arc, which is why I didn´t include her.
>the Diamonds were an evil spacefaring empire and he made them completely disband their army and start treating other lifeforms with respect.
Only because he made them have peace about their dead sister. That was the only conflict Steven solved, and apparently it was enough to convince those dumb fucks to change their perspective on lives. And even so, the Diamonds got away with all the planetary destruction and Cluster experiments they made. They suffered no punishment whatsoever, and that´s fucked up.
>He had Spinel turn off of her injector and go become a better person.
The first time was fine. The second time Spinel broke the injector by accident after Steven made her cry. Apparently the mental health of someone planning to murder the earth is more important than the earth itself. Steven was a fucking dumbass who said "I´m going alone" instead of going to defeat her with all his healed friends.
I don´t want this to be a shonen, but it sucks that the show glorifies horrible people for the sake of making the audience feel good. The heroes are weak fucks who´s only defense mechanism is their leader being a kind boy who loves everyone. The Crystal Gems are terrible fighters, the B team barely does anything and Earth isn´t prepared to protect itself from any alien invasion. I want characters to at least TRY to become better defenders of Earth beyond "I wanna help my enemies".
Point is, the heroes are terrible at their jobs, and making them ONLY win by talking makes them pathetic.
>spinel in the yard being cornered by jaspers yanking her around by her pig tails and face smacking her egging her on to fight.
Just imagine
>you're Spinel's only friend
>she's constantly abused
>you pull her hair, trip her foot while she's walking, push her down the stairs, throw her watter when she's sleeping, shove her face to the table while she's eating, call her names, etc
>the most common thing you do is to physically abuse her
>she's always jumpy and defensive, a frail little scared thing
>one day you start beating her and while punching her bruised, bloodied face she starts tearing up
>then you release her from your grip and raise a fist just to see her flinching
>the scene of it is so cruelly hilarious that you start laughing
>"hahahaha it's always so funny when you're here Spinel, that's what I like about being your friend" and you stop punishing her for now to leave her be
>and while she's fixing herself up she smiles at the thought of finally fulfilling her purpose of making someone happy, all of this mess is worth just for that
>"hey at least I got myself a friend" she says
>I agree it's an absurd message from the writers, but in universe Steven himself doesn't have much choice.
But then the writers should at least TRY and make the characters better fighters. They can get to the same endings if they want to, but we are now at a point where the heroes ONLY win by talking because they have no other recurses. It´s pathetic, especially after the first 2 seasons where they at least tried to set defenses and used every resource they had to fight. But after S2, everyone is a dumbass. Garnet saw a Ruby leave to HW to inform about what they saw, and instead of panicking about an oncoming invasion, the CGS did nothing. So when Aquamarine and Topaz showed up, they deserved to win.
And right after that, they learned nothing. They made some plans to protect Beach City from invasions, but that didn´t go anywhere and those plans didn´t include TRAINING THE DEFENDERS OF THE TOWN.
The show is accidentally telling you that pacifism makes people weak to the point of depending on the kindness of strangers.
Fuck you.
>complete with silent film-esque transition cards
>The Blowjob
>Lotus style in a field of flowers
>She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes
He doesn´t have to break them. But he has to put his foot down to show he means business.
Spinel came to Earth to kill everything for petty revenge. And instead of beating her down and THEN talking to her about her feelings, Steven doesn´t do anything to stop her on their final showdown and literally hands her a happy ending after spending the last 24 hours planning to kill him. No consequences whatsoever. Y
Honestly, I wouldn´t be surprised if this leads to more gems trying to kill Steven so he can solve their emotional problems. The fucker is basically asking for it.
On Homeworld, once a Spinel has served her purpose, she is then forced into an iso-cube, and shot into space.
>Pic
You don't even need to ask. You'll keep the collar on at night, though.
Not that user, but to be fair, the plot was set up so Steven couldn't fight Spinel. She had to be convinced to turn the injector off, he couldn't stop it by beating her up. This works as a self contained story, but when it's the way everything is solved even in the series it kind of sucks. The fact that Steven doesn't fight despite the fact that gems can't even be hurt unless their gem is hit is fucking retarded. Any other character with a no-kill rule has to actually juggle life and death if they're fighting, but Steven doesn't have to worry about that and he still doesn't fight.
>In glorious technicolor: Connie the Cuckold!
>staring the talented, elastic Spinel!
>featuring the well-endowed Murdercock Junior!
Steven is the most powerful member of his team but half the time it’s only because the rest suck when he would be genuinely powerful in stories that allow more fighting.
I liked Lapis when she was a low key bitch, like you could tell she's only putting up with the CGs because she wants to be friends with Steven but still harbors resentment towards them.
>She´s the only character who had a good redemption arc, which is why I didn´t include her.
Are you fucking stupid? Her redemption arc was being trapped on earth and just deciding "oh I like this now"
>They suffered no punishment whatsoever, and that´s fucked up.
Not everything is about punishment, it's about change. The world would be objectively worse off if he just tried to fucking stab them or shattered them or some shit. He stopped a space empire and you're upset that he didn't also attack them just for the sake of it.
>instead of going to defeat her with all his healed friends.
Because it worked, and he was right, and she was just someone who'd been hurt and abandoned and felt worthless and as it turns out talking to someone like that is better than getting your friends and going to beat them up?
And the CGs had to go save the people of Beach City. Because Steven isn't retarded like you and isn't going to put pummeling someone over the safety of everyone in town.
>glorifies horrible people for the sake of making the audience feel good
You're fucking stupid. If the show was glorifying them Steven wouldn't need to be making them change into better people you mongoloid.
>The Crystal Gems are terrible fighters
This is wrong
>Earth isn´t prepared to protect itself from any alien invasion
That's what the CGs have done. The Earth is safe and they stopped an empire of incredibly advanced aliens from invading.
>Point is, the heroes are terrible at their jobs
Yet, they won, this time, last time. and every time
>making them ONLY win by talking makes them pathetic.
The fact you feel as though talking is anything but the most desirable method of conflict resolution is only really evident of your sub 70 IQ. Go get in a spear fight with some equally braindead african. The normal people will be coming up with reasonable solutions to build a productive society and create lasting peace
>She had to be convinced to turn the injector off, he couldn't stop it by beating her up.
And yet the injector was stopped not because Spinel called it off (in the final fight), but because she just happened to land a hit with an impact that broke the injector without actually destroying the earth. Spinel didn´t call it off, so Steven didn´t need her.
>On Earth, once entertainers have served their purpose, they are then forced into an iso-cube, and shot into space.
Not being the best of friends with the main characters doesn't make her a bitch. She's friends with Steven and Bismuth and Peridot, and is happily helping build a home for all the new gems coming to earth. she's not some kind of monster who hates everyone just because she isn't best buds with the characters you like
>She’d receive transmissions from Homeworld all with the Diamonds pleasuring and handling Steven
Heh, fighting good, talking bad I strong internet man. me punch
The problem is less that Steven resolves conflicts without fighting, and more so that it feels completely cheap. It's not believable for Steven, a 14 year old child, to completely convince three matriarchs to dissolve their empire and change their entire ideology they've had for thousands of years in just a few minutes. Real people are not this easy.
SU’s entire concept is about escapism, that’s Rebecca’s thing
>because she just happened to land a hit with an impact that broke the injector without actually destroying the earth
That part of the movie honestly made no sense. All of the poison left the injector, but it wasn't even enough to destroy a small town let alone the whole planet. Steven was still consistent though because he was told he couldn't remove it by force and that was the logic he was operating on.
>connie develops an inadequacy fetish towards gems
>can hardly get off during sex unless Steven tells her how much tighter gems are than human girls and how frustrating it is to have to treat her so delicately
>Are you fucking stupid? Her redemption arc was being trapped on earth and just deciding "oh I like this now"
So this straight up shows you´re a moron with terrible taste that didn´t even get the point of a basic redemption arc. All your points are instantly worthless, but let´s take a look.
>He stopped a space empire and you're upset that he didn't also attack them just for the sake of it.
So I guess it´s ok to leave the genocidal dictators still being leaders because they´re really sorry? I guess if Hitler had given up and apologized, everyone should have just let him be. Why put him in jail? He apologized and stopped his evil reign. No need for punishment.
Every criminal should be punished somewhat. Because it´s a kids show, people don´t need to die. But at the very least they should be given SOME punishment. The Diamonds could have been banished and new, more competent gems could have taken charge, but nope. They´re still the leaders and suffer no consequence for intergalactic genocide.
>Because it worked, and he was right
Only because he remembered a stupid thing at the last minute. He was about to die.
>Because Steven isn't retarded like you and isn't going to put pummeling someone over the safety of everyone in town
Yes, how dare I suggest putting a stop to someone who´s trying to commit genocide. She´s a sad individual, and that makes it ok. Just because she´s sympathetic doesn´t mean she isn´t a criminal who should make up for what she did.
>This is wrong
The crystal gems lost to a psychotic bitch who didn´t move for 6000 YEARS and had 10 minutes to prepare herself for her attack. They suck, deal with it.
>That's what the CGs have done. The Earth is safe and they stopped an empire of incredibly advanced aliens from invading.
No, they didn´t. STEVEN did. The rest only stalled for time.
>Yet, they won, this time, last time. and every time
Because of Steven´s bullshit talk powers. Not because they are good warriors.
You really got this boner for punishment, dude. Go watch S&M to get your fix.
What is a realistic way to stop a matriarchal space alien rock empire? What are your qualifications on the subject?
All the stuff in the injector spilled out onto Beach City instead of spreading through the entire earth, and the liquid only destroyed organic matter, plants, animals, insects, humans, and, all those things in beach city were moved safely out of the affected area, which is why Steven sent the gems to get everyone out. And, it did destroy beach city, they had a montage of the rebuilding at the end over the next few months
Fucking kill yourself
>The fact you feel as though talking is anything but the most desirable method of conflict resolution is only really evident of your sub 70 IQ. Go get in a spear fight with some equally braindead african. The normal people will be coming up with reasonable solutions to build a productive society and create lasting peace
Bitch, this is a fantasy show about alien warriors with magical weapons and powers who DID fight to defend their planet in the first 2 seasons and stopped after the third one. It´s not the real world, nobody real is going to get hurt.
Also, there´s nothing wrong with fighting to defend yourself, winning against anyone who hurts you and THEN talk about it. You seem to think fighting equals killing. Nobody has to die, but people who threaten you shouldn´t be rewarded with free therapy.
>organic matter, plants, animals, insects, humans, and, all those things in beach city were moved safely out of the affected area
They didn´t move the fucking insects or plants.
Nah thats that good shit user...MOAR
What’s wrong? She’s like a fluffy but it can talk to you can actually make you feel bad for a instant enough to at least give her a break.
Silly me for expecting a tv show that presents horrendous villains to want there to be consequences for their actions.
Maybe this show shouldn´t have even tried making their villains intimidating and disgustingly evil in the first place.
>What is a realistic way to stop a matriarchal space alien rock empire?
Certainly not a shitty comeback like "I am a child, what's your excuse?"
>I guess if Hitler had given up and apologized, everyone should have just let him be
You realize that was exactly what they were going to do? Like, at several times during WW2 was there legitimate talk of letting him keep some of the territories he claimed for the sake of ending the war? The reason this didn't happen is because Hitler thought he could get more before stopping.
War is the result of diplomats failing. The consequence of when "talk no jutsu" fails.
>They´re still the leaders and suffer no consequence for intergalactic genocide.
Because Steven isn't the fucking leader of Homeworld, what Steven did is an actual solution that would just result in another Gem War like before you fucking retard.
>Yes, how dare I suggest putting a stop to someone who´s trying to commit genocide.
He did. yes. He literally stopped her from committing genocide.
>No, they didn´t. STEVEN did. The rest only stalled for time.
Steven didn't exist when they stopped homeworld the first time, and steven didnt do anything when they came back in season 1
>Because of Steven´s bullshit talk powers.
You're upset you can't communicate in a reasonable manner. You're sad, you're angry, and you want to hit something, and because you know you can't you want the cartoon to do it. And that's real fucking pathetic my dude.
I know right. You’re such a goofball.
Why is spinel such a gemcel?
> It´s not the real world, nobody real is going to get hurt.
Good writing is writing your character like their world is real to them.
>Also, there´s nothing wrong with fighting to defend yourself
Except you're not talking about that, because there's nothing to defend himself from anymore, because he solved his problems by talking already. Instead of instantly resorting to violence. But the problem is solved and you still want violence. So what you want isn't for Steven to defend himself, you want him to attack someone, and if that's what you want you can just go... literally anywhere else.
becky made her to cater to Yea Forums
It's still bad writing.
You fucker
> love me
> stretch me
I'm uncomfy.
> fucking a Gem so hard she poofs
That's fucking HOT. Thank you user.
>You realize that was exactly what they were going to do? Like, at several times during WW2 was there legitimate talk of letting him keep some of the territories he claimed for the sake of ending the war? The reason this didn't happen is because Hitler thought he could get more before stopping.
But they wheren´t doing that happily, they wanted to do that for the sake of saving others. If SU was telling us "sometimes, the bad guy has to be let go because it´s the only way to protect others, even if it sucks" I would have no problem. But the show expects me to like the Diamonds, and to find their goofy nature funny.
>Because Steven isn't the fucking leader of Homeworld
He´s a Diamond. He has that responsibility. And he spent 2 years going around space liberating colonies. He´s a leader.
>Steven didn't exist when they stopped homeworld the first time
Yeah, but they had an army dumbass. I´m saying the current CGS is an awful team. God, you´re dumb.
>steven didn't do anything when they came back in season 1
He fucking freed the crystal gems after he was captured and didn´t try to "talk down" Jasper or Peridot, because he knew they were a threat. Steven used to act smart, but he doesn´t anymore.
>You're upset you can't communicate in a reasonable manner. You're sad, you're angry, and you want to hit something, and because you know you can't you want the cartoon to do it. And that's real fucking pathetic my dude.
Projecting much? It just seems to me you get really mad when people criticize your favorite cartoon. I´m just criticizing what I think is bad. You seem to be especially pissed about someone complaining about a cartoon.
WHY ISN'T SPINEL FUCKING REAL
>Steven used to act smart, but he doesn´t anymore.
>Act smart
>Lapis had to hold Jasper at the bottom of the ocean for months because he couldn't do anything
You are calling something that was objectively less effective smart, because you're stupid.
her gem is the right way up
Not them but to be fair, Steven wasn’t strong enough at this point.
need a drawfag, stat!
>Wake up
>Gems are real
>However they look slightly different, some shit was solved before meeting any sentient race because people in our reality tend to be more emotionally mature in general
>Just recently some weird ship crashed on your backyard
>Pink cames from ship, followed by spinel, porl, garn and armrest
>"Ah shit this place is already taken"
>before they go back into the ship to set their colony elsewhere present yourself
>"Hi, i'm user"
>realize they aren't aware of the show
>use all you know about gem stuff to befriend them
>watch cartoons with spinel, play vidya with amethyst, listen classical music with pearl, beat garnet on strategy games using cheap tricks to fuck up with her predictions and make her split, show pink the earth
>everyone having a great time
>they learn about the show
>spinel is confused since she doesn't appear in the show
>see the movie
>get a holy shit moment
>gems think humans can see alternate timelines from the past
>something something, war didn't happen so neither did the townie's/greg's ancestors and beach city
>gems wonder about where humans come from and if a hybrid like steven might be possible
>with human and gem science find a way to produce gems without change your dick's status from muh to genocide mode
>it's like monster musume with gems, they all like you, they all want yo D
>settle for spinel since you developed a connection to the character after first time seeing the movie
>the other girls reluctantly agree
>get half gem kid without killing your wife
>somethingsomething since she already has one they wanna get some too
>oh shit, the responsibility
>even penis is afraid now
Yes but you fail to realize that with Steven's Bubble, the same one he was launched at Blue Diamond during the Battle for the Temple, Steven was able to influence its shape to turn it into a Spike-Ball. That's pretty offensive to me. In fact, lets look at the things Steven has done with his powers?
>Spike-Ball
>Bubble- Boxing Gloves
>Shield -- he used it to cut, he could use it again
Combine this with the boxing glove changed into a Spiked-Glove or even just a single pokey bit, and Steven could smash or bash with the shield and gut-punch anyone with a protected hand.
Your argument isn't just invalid, its fucking stupid because it ignores the times Steven has used his powers OFFENSIVELY.
>get half gem kid without killing your wife
at least be realistic
>lovercraftian/humanoid abomination gems
Yes please
Imagine pearl looking like slenderman with a plague doctor mask
must cut the gem in half to power the baby
then regen the shattered gem with something
hahahahahahahaha holy shit
this is canon wtf
I want to spank spinel until she starts crying
There is a scene she does like:
'ATTACK ME!'
'YOU KNOW YOU WANNA'
... with that crazy smile like she'd enjoy it....
Damn. Some fan art about that perhaps?
>"HARDER, DADDY!"
>"YOU'D SMACK ME HARDER IF I WAS YOUR EX, WOULDN'T YOU?!"
>[muffled grunts of frustration]
she's not a masochist she was suicidal
being reset was always part of her plan
She looks like teenaged Helga.
Somebody posted this in the thread that got deleted and I thought it was sweet.
Yes, she's a true and blue hero.
..I want hugs from Steven, too..
What's the next step of your plan?
No more pain, no more trauma, live your days carefree as you’re exempt from the genocide.
Thing is, Earth entertainers can retire and live the rest of their lives without being an entertainer. Spinel's whole existence revolved around entertaining and being denied of that turns her into a fucking crazy yandere
>exempt from genocide
No. Glass the Gems Space War Now.
Spinel gets the bullet too
I was thinking she be more of a giant bird monster or something
I liked that even at her angstiest she was still consistently nice to Steven.
I just wish that they had an episode that addressed the elephant in the room regarding the other gems leaving her in a mirror.
You're gonna give me nightmares with shit like this. I'd never abandon Spinel
>Lapis had to hold Jasper at the bottom of the ocean for months because he couldn't do anything
Don’t be retarded. She did that because she was angry at Jasper and wanted to make her suffer. The CGS could have taken Jasper then.
Also: smarter doesn’t equal stronger. I’m not saying he was stronger back then, but his actions where less stupid
No wonder it looked familiar
user I'm glad you saved that, very wholesome, have one I saved as an exchange.
I DON'T KNOW MAN, BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
I'm glad to see so many writers emerging again.
Lapis is a cuck.
Will anyone ever treat lapis with respect?
god i hope not
Peridot does, but only because she gets off on it.
Steven?
What if I told you I have insider information that lapis is cool and into doing meep morps AND has depression. It’s time to ship lapis spinel hurt angst greentexts
My favorite thing about OP's pic is that Steven is clearly giving it everything he's got while Spinel looks like she got struck by a mild inconvenience.
I think it’s a DBZ thing
I don't get it. user is ruse cruising Spinel?
It's been like this since episode one.
It's exactly what the show is all about; talking>fighting.
>Try me gembo
>Kristallnacht takes on a whole new meaning
>His actions were less stupid
>Fails
>Talks to someone about his conflicts
>Succeeds
Maybe you're the one that's angry and stupid
The show really needs that big baddy that is evil to the core and not just misunderstood. Where is all the universe ending/conquering villains at?
Why does it need that?
Because everyone being friends doesn't make sense. Avatar was a pacifist show but it knew that Ozai deserved to rot in a cell for his crimes. White and the other diamonds deserved the same.
I get it's a cartoon but Homeworld is worse than the fire nation, at least they didn't make rape monsters like the shards/cluster. Forgiving them is too much when they are probably the worst dictatorship in Yea Forums history
>redrawing an iconic dragon ball panel with this shit
i feel disgusted.
Get over it
SU is all about escapisn and a villain like that would destroy the theme to solve a superficial issue.
lol
>t. Doesn’t lift
What a baby
they literally show up at steven's house begging for him to come back because they're bored in under 24 hours
that's...clever actually
spinel does what pink wants because she knows the codes of being a friend and pink largely followed them. unlike a pearl, if she wanted to 'correct' your behavior, there is no restraining bolt preventing her from murder
I think it’s less “Homeworld is forgiven.” and more Steven is emotionally manipulating the Diamonds into not being monsters by using their affection for their dead sister against them.
>emotionally manipulating
ian jones quartey liked a tweet stating something similar, so yeah probably.
I just saw the movie and spinel deserves all the love
Kinda like this?
>finally watch it
>while movie is a glorified summary
>spinel is mad because she was lonely for a very long time
>rose is a dick to her for no reason
>spinel some how get all that dangerous weapons
>they just smash it and done
I expected so much
That’s kinda hot
that cool too
totally rad dude
>the movie doesnt even have a cameo for her
Did she kill herself after losing the only thing that made her feel valid and strong?
Dont know if you know but it's what Ricky says in trailer park boys
GUYS SPINELS SONG IS MAKING ME SAD AGAIN
>>spinel is mad because she was lonely for a very long time
Spinel is suffering because she was abandoned and forgotten and she's lashing out in pain and shame. It's not that hard to understand.
Would you let Steven emotionally manipulate you?
just to reiterate, she did have a cameo.... as a memorable villain. I bet she just wasn't in beach city at the time
yeah the exposition was about as on the nose as it could ever be, but Spinel makes the movie, she makes it all come together
I was annoyed that Steven didnt just teleport to the daimonds immediately and the end shows why they postponed that
Don’t see why not
It's very easy to understand and also very underwhelming
>sad neet loser
Steven: "You can do eet!"
>self-actualized outgoing person
You really didnt like the movie?
Id be right up with you 3 years ago when I had every complaint about the show
But the movie had alot of heart
It's perfectly sympathetic and sold very well by her voice actress. If you're underwhelmed it is only because you raised your expectations too high.
>you raised your expectations too high.
everytime
>emotionally manipulating
Based
who cares
this post was made by nephrite gang
Doesn’t he need his power to transport to the diamonds or something, though? Then again, I guess he could just easily get the other Crystal Gems to help him get there and asked for diamonds’ help so you have the point.
bullshit. When this happens every girl just jumps on the cock carousel
>That's funny, right?
>At least you found me entertaining...
>You actually liked me... didn't you?
>...What am I doing?
>Why do I wanna hurt you so bad?
>I'm supposed to be your friend.
>I just wanna be your friend.
This is that show for trannies by trannies right? Even the artstyle looks mentally ill, jesus.
Sarah Stiles is a voice acting goddess
Aang doesn't even deal with Ozai post-defeat unlike Steven who's completely hands on with the Diamonds. If anything, Zuko is more of a protagonist than Aang is.
Legitimately wonder what the childhood of people who do shit like this was like.
>If anything, Zuko is more of a protagonist than Aang is.
that is not how narrative works user.
I was wondering the same thing.
Steven really is just like his mother.
I'm just saying, it makes Ozai into just some guy Aang had to defeat. There's nothing personal there otherwise.
Jasper left to find the Ruby Squad. Then they all moved into Beach City and plastered the boardwalk with posters for their 'NO STEVENZ ALOUD' group therapy sessions.
it actually does
active character > passive character
literally everything zuko does in s1-2 is reacting to aang you brainlet
>I think this character is more competent so they're the real protagonist
That's not how it works.
protagonists can be reactive instead of proactive. Being proactive isn't what makes a protagonist.
>How are you gonna forget with me around?
>I'm the source of all your problems...
>Don't pretend you want me here!
>What's your plan for me huh!?
>You're gonna put me somewhere!?
>You're gonna leave me...somewhere?
>You're gonna leave me alone!?!
The way her voice gets noticeably more heartbroken is painful.
A lot of things about Spinel are just so damn great that I sometimes forget she’s a SU character. I’m worried about her comeback if she were to make an appearance in season 6
Spinel gets over an hour to shine whereas most SU content is 11 minutes a pop. It really shows what they can do with more time.
>"Why do you have that?"
>"What, I'm just supposed to leave it on the ground?"
That entire exchange was retarded
How would that solve the problem? He said why he had it on him, it's Spinel who overreacted.
I wish here was a little more time between her hearing the message and the whole movie happening, don't know how. But going crazy and getting the equipment to realize the plan was a bit too quick
I think Yellow disbanding her armies is what let Spinel get the stuff. It's on-brand for a cartoony character to just pull items out of their pants like a Loony Tunes character at least.
It does. Maybe if the show was 22-minutes per episode it would’ve been better?
Spinel is shit and so is SU and this movie
It's just continuing the same mistakes the show made
But then Steven would just be a fat, ugly Nanoha.
Ur invited discord.gg
Oh absolutely. Even the crew says 15 minutes would've been the sweet spot.
Yeah that must be why even Yea Forums liked it. Face it user, you're alone here. Or at the very least in the same company as those losers on youtube who make thirty minute + rant videos about stuff they don't like. That's your people, so enjoy. You chose them.
i would like to see the movie again but in japanese beacuse im autistic
>blocked in my country
whelp
He didn't say why he had it, he stammered and was like "I uh uh" before she started yelling
>all these mental gymnastics just to dodge the idea that a character avoided conflict through conversation and diplomacy rather than beating other people up
Where are the subtitles for this episode?
Honestly I'm glad that they're saving her for the next season. The movie only had so much time to work with, and trying to fit in a Jasper and explain her current relationship with the group would probably have been spreading things thing.
What kind of games would you introduce Spinel to?
Is this how the Diamonds sold Pink on Spinel?
I liked the movie
Cut him some slack, the kid looked like death warmed over and was trying to pick his words carefully.
Though, I do wish they had him say something better, sooner. Didn't even have to change spinel's reaction, her being irrational is more believable than Steven forgetting how to talk when it is his main tool of the trade.