Crack ship thread

Crack ship thread

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What the fuck?

Go on...

Crossover crack ships that have a common theme > in-universe crackships that plain make 0 sense

Wouldn’t be the first time he got into bed with a Black Widow.

isn't she part of a terrorist organization? id think that'd be crossing the line for him. unless he purifies her with the spiderdick

Good luck topping THIS.

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Does she have benis?

Any homosexual ship

It does make sense though. That’s Widowmaker from Overwatch. Black Widow is a type of spider that kills its mate. This makes sense given that Widowmaker killed her own husband.

And before you say Widowmaker has no connection to Black Widow spiders, a lot of her in sprays take the design of the Black Widow spider.

Now you have SPIDER MAN (the man part is especially important as this Wallis this work that well if he was female due to lack of homosexuality in those spiders) and you wonder how their relationship will go about.

The only crackship with Azula I support.

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That's a myth based on a flawed study

It doesn’t matter because her character is based on that myth.

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The OG

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Today. I will remind Yea Forums.

He's getting succ'd every morning, night, and everytime he comes home.

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Why... why do I kind of like this?

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Their chemistry in FFH was too good.

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>tfw your crack ship is so rare the only art you can find of it is deviantart tier.
Fuck my life

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That's not a crackship, dumbass.

based spidey

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It isn't?

Just write out the details and circumstances of what is actually happening and you'll realize it too

I want more.

They're literally going to focus on a Miles/Gwen romance in ITSV 2.

There's a whole(?) comic

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It’s honestly the most official crack ship there could’ve though, bendis literally moved time and space to make sure his oc donut steal pissed off as many fans as possible

There's an entire 17 comic but unfortunately zero porn. About the only porn the artist does do is fat shit unfortunately

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because you're a pathetic antisocial loser whp projects onto rick and you really just want that pearl pussy

Always

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>implying i'm not a pathetic antisocial loser who projects onto rick and really just wants that Amethyst pussy
Dumbshit

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Yes, I realized this theme, that's why I said that the crackship featured here is an okay one, compared to other types of crackships

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Does Gameverse Spidey have his own universe number? If so this can be canon.

Is this the “I pretend Spidey is a self insert harem Gary Stu fag” thread?

Wait...it's NOT porn?

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yes, and that's a good thing

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Yeah it's just 17 pages of Betty spilling spaghetti while Jess has a sleepover at her house

Lets see some facts about spidey:
>Highschool loser
>Acquires amazing power
>Defeats his villains using his brain and brawn
>Has a harem of girls lusting after him
>Is the best
>Beloved by the general public.
>Enemies go retarded when fighting him.
>He doesn't actually go all out in his fights and using only 1% of his power.
I mean.

I’d imagine gameverse spidey andvC spidey are two different spider-men

That should be illegal.

Since when is spidey beloved by the general public? His best stories always involve people hating his guts for no reason

It's cute and has great setup for porn but ultimately blue balls you

>mild-/ss/ where Azula just becomes a quiet submissive lover who obeys her overwhemingly kind boy master

oh, huh. welp,

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I wish there was more art of this ship

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why do I always, always fall for the "super classy femme fatale paired with the morbidly obese strong guy who probably has a dick as big as her arm" thing

they're on the same network
now this is a crackship
I hate the idea of this ship but I have this art even more

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>General public doesn't adore Spidey
Okay, JJ.

Something about Spidey and Venom that get all the ladies

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He does

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How much do you weigh, if you're fat it's called a self insert.

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I only weigh 190. I never self insert in my fantasies - I can only get off imagining separate, distinct characters. I just like the idea of "10/10 superfemme has crippling fetish for being crushed under 300 pounds of sweaty gross cock"

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I think its a great pairing
>Both bird themed
>One is arm candy while the other is a sugar daddy
>A thief on staff that Penguin can use instead of getting fucked over by Catwoman
>Magpie getting the funding for some real gear that would actually make her a rival to Catwoman

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Nice. I hope Tink gets as much animal and insect dick as they do.

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BAH! Get your goddamn hands off Mai waifu!

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based and scotspilled

>Succubus
>Highschool girl who wants kids.
What is with Spider-Man and being able to pull chicks from other dimensions?

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just because its not canon doesnt make it a crackship

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Dubs confirm it

no

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Kys

Two at the same time ending.

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>thinking it can be a crack ship if they are from the same show

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Not crack in Smash World.

No

Mandatory posting

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cute

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Not really a weird ship

Back in my daus craclships were ships even in the canon universe had no hope of ever happening. Like jo chance in hell.

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What the fuck are you talking about? Some of the people he saves change their mind but mostly the general public finds him to be a menace. It’s almost as if there’s supposed to be an allegory for how the media misconstrues situations to sell it self more? But there’s no way that could be true because no one type of person owns or sees that struggle alone

Jaime and his scarab

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I REALLY want this to be canon

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I'd say it's just when you barely see the characters interact, but you'd imagine they'd have good chemistry.

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Someone post the That's-so-Raven / Rocko one

Fun fact:
Hirsch & Roiland once got drunk and dropped by a Gravity Falls thread.

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>just Yea Forums
C'mon user, at least include one Yea Forums character.

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Stop spamming with the same couples.

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Now you've crossed the line of absurdity

Both belong to goat dick

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Not even that cracky, Dick needs better choices than just having a triangle with Babs and Starfire all the time, and the 2003 animated versions could work great together.

Now BB + anyone, those are true crack tier ships.

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Membrane and Tallest Miyuki

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Here's what it's better than all your bland ships!

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How does spidey do it

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I see Shrek's been cheating.

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Most of these would be considered cheating, but they were done before Ralph Broke The Internet.

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He kills her in Gotham.

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this one is better tho

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And why did you show me that boy?

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This is actually a great ship, totally plausible

Based

Imagine the gamoran/kryptonian hybrid children.

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Meg Griffin?

Since when does Sakura want kids?

That's pretty hot.

OC

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Is that really crackship? I'm pretty sure her dad totally intended that.

Can you imagine how hard Scottsman talked Jack up to his daughters?

>ay and ya know what they say about a man who can jump good!

I hate we never got to see him tell his stories about his best pal Jack.
>Then ‘er was this tame wen he up an’ got himself captured by a coupla’ Screechin’ banshees! Shoulda seen tha look on his face!

>You wonder how their relationship will go.
Simple enough.

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Gwen Stacy X carnage

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Can this be considered a crackship?

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No but I ship them as well

Look at baby Carnage trying to crack ship.

Aren't crackships supposed to be impossible or at the least astronomically implausible to qualify? A lot these don't seem far-fetched and some have actually been made canon.

It's too correct to be a crackship

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>and some have actually been made canon.
Like for example?

Blossom's for Aku, faggot

That’s unironically cute, tho

Gay and great lemon we got going there. Not sure what sick mind came up with that.

Nobody gives a fuck about that stupid show

The tears and butthurt over this are endlessly satisfying. It's my favorite official ship currently.

Literal Super Saiyan Jon

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have a good one

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a Yea Forums classic that I'm surprised no one has posted yet

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Actually, Spider-Man was involved with Black Widow in comics when she was mind wiped into being someone else.
She gets her memory back of course, and though she ends the relationship, it’s implied that she still has the lingering feelings for him.

What an organic and wholesome reason for liking a ship

excellent taste

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Does Venom pull as much tail as Spidey do?

No, but he's a good runner up

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>that cowl-fucking rule34 comic with the two of them

God's balls. That was great.

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Not too cracky, actually surprised it hasn't happen more.

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Why are blondes and raven hairs so based?

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Here's an old favorite.

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Why do the mentally ill crackshit.

More Cartoon x Videogame please

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says the tripfag

It keeps happening

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>organic and wholesome
The tears are just cherries on top. I've felt strongly about Gwen's character for years and her being with Miles just gives me all kinds of good feels. It's almost like the fulfillment of a wish that I didn't even know I had.

More Doomguy as Raven’s adoptive father please.

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>tfw no martian manhunter crack ship

i feel sad now

you got more of those?

no one across any media multiverses likes that jobber

Actually not my favorite Titan/Ryoga pairing, but the Starfire pics seem to have disappeared from the entire net.

Finish the fanfic, Lathis!

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being a MMH fan is suffering T-T

based AND gempilled

>Lesbian wholesome housewife milfs
Is it cute or hot? Maybe both?

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Shit Jack actually looks good with the mask.

he's also a faggot in gotham what's your point

Definitely both.

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Me x Anyone

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I guess that the next image can be “adults only”.

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It's not a myth, it happens with a bunch of bugs, it's just misinterpreted.
Lots of bugs eat their mates but usually only if they're stressed or starving and often the male is willing.

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welcome to Yea Forums, we really are that fucking stupid.

>id think that'd be crossing the line for him.
If he's willing to make a deal with Satan, I don't think banging a cold blooded purple french broad with terrorist ties is too far.

Appears to be the chick from Paperman.

10/10

I think it's the contrast between the two. Both have proven to be very intelligent from a technical standpoint, but Rick is infinitely more clumsy, morally corrupt, unsanitary, and incapable of giving two shits. Pearl on the other hand is neat, precise, has a heroic morale, very intolerable of the unsanitary, and rather easy to aggravate. While I personally don't ship them, I think their dynamic would be an interesting one to say the least.

That's just Shrek adopting Eridan. THIS is a crackship.

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This

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>pubes

bitches love spider-man

By the way, there is a shit-ton of fan art for this.

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If an elder relative would ask you to explain what "shipping" is, what would you say?
Like, what words would you use?

"I like the idea of these two characters together."

Oh fuck is that bleedman

GUD!

I want to see it!

Care to explain how is crack?

Good taste, user

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>bleedman

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>no one posts the Disney manip videos
I’m dissapointed in you Yea Forums

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>he doesn't know the rules

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What was it?

Get out Steve, I know what you did to Banjo

Wholesome as fuck. More please.

colorized equines

The one with Spider-Man? Yeah there is a shit ton of that

Haven’t the mods been more lenient with it lately

I sure hope not

What the spider slaying fuck?

where's Elsa x Zuko at

cute

This entire issue is about Storm and Thor trying to avoid Odin while on a date and the Avengers covering for them.

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Which ones? There's probably hundreds of those vids. Just post the best ones or the tags for them.