Gotham: Is on fire

Gotham: Is on fire
Batman: Meh, my 13 year old son will take care of it while I'm getting friendzoned by Catwoman.
Fun fact: every time Batman isn’t in a panel he chugs some onions and cries to get more in touch with his feminine side

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If I was interested in soap opera dialogue I would watch a soap opera.
Tom King is the worst.

Could Priest salvage Batman?

yup.

>Ignore actual explained plot because I'm too butthurt

Kinda sad.

>Art by "Clay Mann".
Isn't that a Batman character?

Comic books are soap operas. They go on forever, the characters never change age or die, the characters talk and act like simplistic morons, everything is melodrama over the top "emotional" nonsense, and then they all just come back from the dead at the end. Comic books are trash.

The font and placement of the credits are terrible. It's like DC's not even trying.

No, it's a coincedence that he works on batman, considering his name, though that could just be a short version of Clayton Mann or a pseudonym.

gotham was in the shitter with or without Bruce.

Priest is way too based for Batman, Mags Visaggio is more likely to get the gig than him.

batman is out.

Tom King just write fanfic like the rest of us and stop pretending like his run is anything more than poorly-executed kissy fiction

>Could Priest salvage Batman?
Christopher Priest is too cool for Batman.

I just find it retarded that CATWOMAN is training Bruce, and the fact that they're training on a resort

Join us next time for the pathetic adventures of The Cucked Crusader! Well this relationship is ruined their is almost no way to salvage this couples dynamic now. Bruce Wayne is now officially in an emotionally abusive relationship with Selina Kyle. Seriously look up the sighns of an emotionally abusive relationship, this shit fits it to a T.

Two charecters ruined by a bad writer, again.

i know some fanfic writers that would write this kind of thing, only much better and still kept in character.

Peter Tomasi writes a sad grieving batman better than Tom King writes a happy batman.

Batman is lying on the couch because he just got out of surgery. Castration has quite a long recovery time, you know.

This book is just pathetic King and bendis are going to destroy an 80 years institution

batman has become so onions based with the Catwoman relationship, there is no coming back from Tom King.

>batman getting friendzoned
I bet you see the funny side now jock
uhuhuhu ehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I don't Kings Batman but I know theres a lot of false misinformation spread by company war fags and shitposters. Why isn't Bruce in Gotham?

Detective Comics Explores the City of Bane Fallout in December
his December marks the end of Tom King's acclaimed run on Batman, concluding with the Dark Knight battling Bane for the fate of Gotham in the "City of Bane" storyline. Its immediate aftermath will be explored in an upcoming issue of Detective Comics by Peter J. Tomasi and Scott Godlewski.

DC has released its advance solicitation information, revealing Detective Comics #1018, on sale on New Year's Day on January 1, will have Batman face a supernatural threat as he copes with a huge loss affecting both his life as the Caped Crusader and as Bruce Wayne.
Alfred is dead.
DETECTIVE COMICS #1018

written by PETER J. TOMASI
art by SCOTT GODLEWSKI
cover by RAFA SANDOVAL and JORDI TARRAGONA
variant cover by IGOR KORDEY
In the aftermath of “City of Bane,” the Dark Knight has found himself cold, alone, and missing one of the very foundations of his life as both Bruce Wayne and the Batman. But personal problems will have to wait—a mysterious series of deaths have been peppered throughout Gotham and it seems an element of the supernatural is at play in the form of a monstrous pagan spirit. Can Batman silence the demons within to stop the killing? Or will this silent night be for keeps?
ON SALE 01.01.20

At least l’m relieved BatCat won’t marry in main Batman title or Bruce won’t retire in the end of King’s run.

. But seriously poor Damian, , that really fucking hurt oh my god

I’m looking forward to see Damian recover. He deserves all the love.
i hope Damian fully reject Bruce and move on to better things.

>Why isn't Bruce in Gotham?
Bruce though has been at his ugliest. On vacation knowing that the man who raised him, his family and Gotham is in Peril or likely destroyed.
*13 year old son is held hostage by his insane grandfather from another timeline and Bane*

This iteration isn't just an incompetent hero he's a disgusting human being.

He retire in Batman and Catwoman.

a nobody cares. Dont worry he will get Lazarus treatment. Bettert writter would maybe try to turn cripled Tomas into Bruce new butler but we are talking about King who best Batman issue is still Batman vs Elmer Fudd

It’s much easier to ignore if it doesn’t happen in Batman title.

I want Bruce to suffer to earn Damian's love.

Honestly, l expect nothing from King now. My only wish is other writers won’t follow his poor characterization.

I hope so. Tomasi’s Bruce is better father than King’s.

I hope Bruce suffers from his actions.

bruce punched tim in the face because he said “let us help you” so no i’m not gonna feel sorry for him and his ugly mustache

lol

He would write Batman in a way that would trigger Batautists and he would probably make Duke a semi decent character like he did with Blally and teen Powergirl.

Tom King’s run is almost over & we still don’t know who is picking up after him....why?

Don’t forget that ALFRED IS DEAD!!!
But no, Bruce making out with Selina is WAY more important. Fuck you, King.

Tayler.

Not all comics are cape.

>Don’t forget that ALFRED IS DEAD!!!
>he still thinks Alfred is actually dead
The Batman franchise is the king of fakeouts.

What they need to defeat Bane is coming to that beach and they're waiting for it

>What they need to defeat Bane is coming to that beach
Selinas Pussy.

>The Batman franchise is the king of fakeouts.
He is.

Honestly I would rather Bendis at this point

But it's already on the beach.

79 is just batcat cancer.

i really can’t wait for Tom King to stop writing Batman! Issue 85 where you at!?

The solicits spoiled that Alfred is Dead for reals.

I'd believe so (I acutally liked the few issues he did back in the 80's) but I don't know if he wants the job.

This would also be true.

Which sounds fake.