Hey, quick PSA before I forget, Carpenter Brut finally dropped a real trailer for their upcoming (50-minute) movie titled Blood Machines, in case you haven't heard. Check it out, it looks pretty badass actually! The music in it is good, but of course it would be. youtube.com/watch?v=jLHhr8Xc4AM
So anyway, continuing on, here's Dusty Springfield's Son of a Preacher Man. youtube.com/watch?v=DjydOI4MEIw I guess after the gospel cover it does kind of fit, huh? But that low-key guitar is so slick leading into the song. It's all set up to feel so intimate, with excellent escalation, til the lady sounds like she's practically singing gospel herself - and the backup vocals basically are. Great horns, great percussion, all around a fine damn song.
Will Naruto ever get through his giant stack of papers?
Julian Martinez
>Iwabee tearing up
Cute
Ian Lewis
Wait is that true?
William Peterson
It was a movie the entire time.
Nathan Hall
>ninja hour posting welp time for a semi drunk post. >go pee after BC >come back >cat has assumed camuflague mode by hiding under bed covers >been here before >place hand on the other edge of the bed >a lump under the blanket has moved right to my hand at lightning speed >remove hand and tiptoe around and replace my hand on the other edge of the bed >the almost eldritch morphing blob scurries to my hand almost effortlessly >a fight breaks out >the protection of the blanket allows for extra real playtime of bite and claw >a few minutes later blood gets drawn >the blob runs off and vanishes from the other end of the bed and opens the door without being seen >15 minutes later the horror manifests itself in a form of a cat on my cooler and tries to poke me but stays at least a foot away >give it some jerky >it falls sleep minutes later on the battleground You know what the worst part about this is? I named her Chen and now I cant fap to the Yakumo family since 90% of yukari/ran porn involves her in some way.
>Naruto still a Genin Should he be admitting this in a movie?
Wyatt Howard
Why doesn't Naruto just put his past failings out there? I mean, wouldn't the story of a loser who made all that progress be inspirational? Maybe you can try to graduate early if you think you're good enough?
Christopher Anderson
in a filler episode like 9 years from now maybe
Cooper Myers
>shonen has hot females >they never get as much doujins compared to other series
>I'd heard that it was because Kishimoto couldn't think of creative ways to use the bugs but naturally he had no problem coming up with new sharingan powers.
>Hiruzen didn't pass him I mean, it's kinda hard to do that when you're dead.
Lucas Perry
Does it really matter when he got to the top cause of a demon fox and jesus genes?
Ethan Fisher
>he can't fap to his cat Please explain why you would even get any kind of pet if you can't fap while thinking about it? You should be able to fap while it's staring at you but you can't even do this. Embarrassing.
You kidding? I dont even let it see me naked. and more often than naught I give a water bottle spray under the bed to flush her out sometimes so i can fap in piece.
But the important thing is that nobody saw his potential.
Nicholas Harris
Chunin exams are supposed to be more about leadership skills and strategizing than being a badass. That's why Shikimaru passed even though he lost his fight.
How does Kabuto even know where to place those pebbles
Brandon Richardson
Ha. You sound like an old married couple. >You know what the worst part about this is? I named her Chen and now I cant fap to the Yakumo family since 90% of yukari/ran porn involves her in some way.
Finally let's end on some uplifting David Byrne music with This Must Be The Place. youtube.com/watch?v=rVoPzA0g3Ac The thing says this is for a movie, but I'm not entirely unconvinced this wasn't literally a live performance they filmed for it, not unlike the concert scene from Blues Brothers. It certainly looks like a Talking Heads concert. But it's such a nice song. youtube.com/watch?v=Tzf4TtSYqGE Another version, album quality. The live version honestly sounds nicer, I think. You have all those excellent strings and live vocals, and with the crowd singing along, you really do get a feeling of home and togetherness more with that, I think. Very nice, very warm. I hope you folks like it.
Anyway, as for us we're out for another week, and we'll be back at the usual time! Until then, this is Deep Space Radio signing off!
shit like that makes me feel like a spirit of a person who passed away is judging me in the form of a damn cat, especially when they do that squint
Brayden Ross
They don't fully understand what you're doing but they know you're doing something weird/abnormal. They're staring out of curiosity, they don't really want to see you cum.
Brody Mitchell
>Null I've come from another world to do battle with you.
Why is Kabuto having these guys just bicker in the desert?
Jacob Young
So is the existence of an afterlife confirmed in Naruto? That seems like it'd take a lot of the bite out of the concept of death, unless the afterlife is eternal suffering or something. But if it was, wouldn't all these guys be glad to be resurrected?
>So is the existence of an afterlife confirmed in Naruto? didnt he meet his mommy
Brayden King
Kakashi met his dad in the afterlife
Blake Clark
Well we did see Kakashi's dad
Daniel Diaz
>I'm scared Shikamaru! >well, it's too late now Wow what a friend
Nathan Rodriguez
(((They))) want you to go numb
Carter Sanchez
That's just how it goes. It doesn't help people won't leave me the fuck ALONE. I haven't even been back 2 days and already I got roped into some bullshit over next week.
Lay off, I got enough things going on as it is.
Now that's that good shit. Thanks for the tunes, Mr. DJ. It helps a lot to feel better.
You don't remember the afterlife when you get resurrected. Unless it was only limbo, like Kakashi and his dad, you can remember that, but not the full afterlife.
Ethan Gutierrez
Technically, he was meeting a portion of chakra she embedded into the Nine Tails's seal, so it was more like she put herself in suspended animation rather than him meeting her ghost.
Brayden Brooks
#RESIST
Henry Cook
He's right though
Jace Roberts
I don't want to be numb anymore bros. I don't know anything else anymore
Pebbles, uncharted map. How would you pick the right one? Whenever I finish i think of those who could've been. I wish i had my childhood friend a decade ago. I hate my dreams sometimes. Everyone is married and with child and I turn 30 on the 26 with a porn addiction.
Dylan Miller
>Jamieson Price >Crispen Freeman >Beau Billingslea >Jonathan Fahn How'd they get so many smooth voiced motherfuckers in one scene?
it amuses him. also, it's easier to let them run on autopilot until the real fight begins. It takes more effort to take direct control, so he saves that for when the fight gets serious
Juan Myers
Could you imagine a world without the liberal media?
>Artist can make his own doujins an porn. >He probably has stackloads of it on his computer and in a closet >He'll never release it or talk about it. Bruh.
Always nice to close out on some Talking Heads. Have a good week and stay based, DSR!
Damn, that sucks. Such is the price of being helpful, huh?
Daniel Parker
which is which? I know Freeman's role, but not the others.
Caleb Davis
Who even plays basketball
Dylan Turner
Why don't these people just not indiscriminately have sex with people whose STD status they don't know? I'm incredibly liberal when it comes to sex and have no love for all the purity shit, but seriously this is like 4th grade health class material.
Dominic White
The afterlife in Naruto is called the "Pure World", it's some kind of astral plane and seems relatively peaceful since Obito was reunited with his waifu when he went there.
Samuel Clark
Are you referring to the master of the Ninja Info Cards? cards that may not look like much, these Ninja Info Cards. In fact, they appear blank, these Ninja Info Cards!
Colton Allen
Niggers
Bentley Robinson
I have a chihuahua who watches me fap but I do it all the time so it's nothing new to him at this point Although one time he hopped up into my bed next to me while I was and that was unpleasant
Joseph Roberts
Niggas that don't feel like going to the park to get beat up and have their shoes stolen.
Jacob King
stream went down. time to panic
Bentley Brown
Naruto apparently has a weird collections of VAs in it.
I wonder if masturbating to porn made me have irreversible damage to my brain after a decade.
Caleb Hall
There are some people who just go out clubbing every night to suck and fuck. Like alcoholism, they don't care about the brand, the container, or where they get it from, just as long as they're getting it.
Juan Morgan
>that feel
Gavin Gray
The Eugenics Master!
Eli Gonzalez
King is based in texas
Christian Harris
Well, whatever, it's not like the viewers are going to be missing much. The good part of the block have been over.
Jordan Lopez
>Zombieninja d-day Interesting concept
Zachary Brown
Gotta say they did this part in the anime a lot better than the manga.
Nicholas Taylor
probably but in that case why bother stopping now
Cameron Myers
How are they walking on water? And and when's Madara.
Thomas James
In a physical fight? Yes. In a fight of which one is actually happy and successful? He wins, no contest.
>How are they walking on water? How new? >when's Madara He's already here sorta a bit. He'll be more important later, say 150 episodes maybe?
Angel Ramirez
Hypogonadism? Even worse, i never got my childhood friend. I started looking at porn instead of thinking of her. All after high school. That laptop was a mistake for a graduation gift.
Joseph Cooper
Hell no, he spent his life as a handyman and is fat strong. I'm as weak as a zoomer.
Bentley Kelly
>How are they walking on water? That's a really basic ninja skill.
A girl earlier today mentioned she bought mead and thought it was beer. Didn't even realize it until she got drunk. West Texas? That's the only place that shows any activity.
Not so much damage as wired behavior. Anything can be learned or unlearned if you want to badly enough.
... Still trying to work that out myself, but yeah.
Jordan Walker
Link to the comic?
Zachary Rogers
Same, I honestly can't drum up any enthusiasm for 3D girls.
Jace Hughes
I can't get erections anymore. Hell i can't get morning wood when I wake up. Hypogonadism plays a part into it. Even hentai or real porn doesn't arouse me.
Easton Gonzalez
Hard to imagine them going anywhere unless someone finds higher quality versions, which is probably unlikely
He's talking about being sick for a few days then he "Went out for cigarettes". Haven't heard from him since. Some saying the X-23 thing is coming back to haunt him
So does kekkei genkai refer more to "combination of two natures," considering kekkei touta is a combination of three natures? I'd always thought it just referred to a hereditary jutsu of any kind.
Owen Russell
Lord Tumblr's gonna outlive everyone in that scene.
Ayden Turner
We're not tools of the government, or anyone else.
Short of Japan rereleasing the epsodes as upscaled blu-rays, it's the highest quality available. Note that the show dates back to the mid-aughts or so. That aside, who up and made that particular webm?
I'll be honest, I find some of his stuff kind of decent ever since he stopped doing so much hyper-realism and applying that god awful chromatic abberation to everything.
I take endo shots every two weeks. Porn destroyed me,
Liam Brown
>mfw I read that last one, last night. I didn't know it was a series. I'm bout to have some fun.
Adrian Peterson
it can mean both. Stuff like the sharingan and byakugan are just hereditary mutations but Haku's ice jutsu and The first Hokage's wood is a combination of 2 elements
Noah Stewart
Is it just five episodes of primeval violence or something else? What to expect?
a kekkei genkai is a combo of 2 elements that is impossible for normal ninja. Normies can't make Ice naturally, but Haku's clan possess the ability to mix those elements and make Ice.
Mine isn't really going to be that different I imagine, all the reasons I am where I am now aren't because of porn. I just can't do any better.
Levi Jones
>X-23 The what now? Kekkei genkai is an inherited ability, and I think it's implied that tota is taught, but really difficult, and kept secret. And there's another kind of kekkei that's really REALLY specific, and related to a walking spoiler. Well you're not them.
Brody Hall
If there was any action, maybe a purple, but as it is, a low Green.
Blake Edwards
I wonder how different my life would be if anime didn't exist.
Ayden White
Genndy was right though.
Lincoln Butler
It might. Though it looks like it will be what folks actually wanted out of s5. So, who knows. Unless the cave-man and the t-rex start an awkward, rushed romance four episodes in.
Robert Reyes
What's the longest you can go without it? I can only go 5 days, and that's with the still looking at lewd images.
Lincoln Lopez
My sex life will never be fulfilling or exciting.
Levi Hall
Link to where he said it or you're a lying faggot.
He drew loli stuff of the real little girl that played X-23 in LOGAN. It's back when he was saying he was getting DMCA'd by roblox as a joke.
Liam Ramirez
It's time for the Battle of Loum
Jonathan Thompson
>being a coomer that only cares about cooming
Xavier Campbell
not him but i can make it a couple weeks at best, i think in middle school or early high i made it a month or so, now with the barley two weeks thing i still look at images, i just dont jerk it
Ian Morris
Time for that good shit.
Jaxson Lee
I'd laugh at your post, but then I'd wake up the dogs and then they'd also laugh at your post. And that's just too much laughing for 3 in the morning.
Adrian Diaz
>TARGET THE REBEL FLEET But... you guys are the rebels.
Sebastian Wood
Okay, you brainlets that complained about this show being boring, HERE'S YOUR LONG, GRATUITOUS SPACE BATTLE.
all the trailer stuff will be in episodes 1 and 2 as a kino display of animation and battle with no dialogue, then he will discover a young curvy cavegirl who is better than him at everything and he begins a bumbling courtship of her until it suddenly steals the ending of some other popular anime
WHERE THE FUCK DID HE SAY THIS?! I CERTAINLY CAN'T FIND A DAMN THING YOU INSIDIOUS FAG!
Benjamin Anderson
>have addictive personality >blame it on the first addiction Honestly, if it was not for porn it would be something else like gambling, drugs or alcohol or maybe even becoming one of those people who got addicted to religion and you go out on nightly torch and pitchfork tier raids on peoples houses who do not have their mailbox on the left side of their driveways instead of their right.
Is bearded man the captain of the White Base? Original captain, I mean? Or was Bright always the captain?
Michael Reed
I know that if I had never watched porn or atleast as much as I have before, I probably wouldn't be as much into dickgirls and trannies as muhmch as I am now.
Back then if you asked me ass or tits I would've said tits. Now I'm all about the booty and that feminine dick.
Fast-boi. Feddies can't win without overwhelming firepower or a magical prototype war-machine that is immune to five inch machine-gun rounds.
Wyatt Lewis
All Gundam MC are autistic Especially the blondes
Levi Collins
Would be cool, though who know if that'll happen since Xebec's disbanded or whatever As for the 3D stuff, just something someone made, don't think they go by any handle, at least one I heard.
most of my recently started folder for breasts is what ryuko user has been posting these past weeks because for some reason ryuko's tits regularly come out looking great, so thanks user
because they are retarded and still keep their fleets in a tight formation like on Earth, so it's impossible to fight back without the risk of crossfire
Gavin Green
Did they just pull a drive by in a battleship? >Suddenly, JYB
Jordan Brooks
People i knew live regular lives without addiction. Probably due to relogion.
What do mobile suits have over fighter craft in the void? It just looks like mobility
T. Gundam newfag
Logan Lopez
They weren't at battle stations. They were en route to the battlefield and weren't expecting a fight for hours yet, the enemy showed up out of nowhere thanks to masking from Minvosky particles and caught them with their pants down.
Alexander Wood
I can't really tell who that is, so no, he most definitely isn't.
Zeon floated in real quiet-like with their lights off to get in real close
Jack Lopez
Feddie scum should have never left their stinking holes.
Grayson Stewart
They probably dont have addictive personalities. or personalities addicted to like.. having a family and shit. watch how they are when their last kid moves out. if they are an addict good chance they will kill their spouse and burn the house down with a letter addressed to their kids saying "im sorry"
Adam Adams
Kill All Feddies
James Wilson
>RT didn't you hear, they're having layoffs after their attempt at a multiplayer game fell apart with no one playing it
Tighter manuvering presumably. There's not a physically good explanation for reasons that are too technical to explain at 3AM, but in-series it works.
Asher Jackson
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T IT BE, YOU FUCKING FUCK?!
Ethan Kelly
They use a special reactor that generates magical Minovsky particles that scramble traditional telemetry and communications. There's no real reason you couldn't just put a Minvosky reactor in a regular ship though.
Each Mobile Suits has it's own reactor so it has higher output, messes with radar and shit, and since they aren't limited to maneuvering like a jet they can move and fire at angles and vectors feddies can't predict.
Lucas Powell
there fucking everywhere...
day of Odessa...sometime a couple of months from now comrade
Oh, he survives it because they just don't fucking shoot his ass dead.
Kevin Edwards
Why would you get into the ship with your face emblazoned on it?
Connor Anderson
Man for all the point-defense Feddies have, they suck at shooting-down rockets.
Eli Adams
Shape matters because profile matters when taking enemy fire and flying through debris.
Christian Gonzalez
THREE TIMES FASTER
Mason Martin
Once the Federation got a properly working mecha, Zeon overreacted and poured all their money into weird prototypes.
Jace Anderson
It's similar to the Red Cross, I guess.
David White
the downside would be lack of power/defense against a laser melee attack. You'd have to hope the ball is fast enough to dodge and it's weapons strong enough to damage the enemy. the stronger guns it carries, the heavier and slower it'll be, but without strong guns, it'd just be a slight annoyance rather than a threat
Well like this user said And also they didnt have the man power or materials to fight a long war of attrition with the Federation, also autistic space children.
>Space Trash You're gonna carry that trash.....all the way to the bin.
Austin Scott
They were right
Samuel Wilson
Because Zeeks didn't have the numbers or production capabilities the Federation has. While they the Federation loses at Loum once they get their shit together and start fighting back they shove the Zeeks back to space and then all the way back to A Baoa Qu
Christian Wilson
>Gaara also leading the Zeon
Ryder Miller
I'm not gonna lie I was really prepared for her to shoot him in the back.
Matthew Hill
>chris niosi garma Ruined.
Leo Edwards
nah its fine
get fucked zeke
Liam Ortiz
Never would have thought she was a fan of GI JOE
David Peterson
a better question: why is Cobra commander dressed like Kycilia?
James Ross
Because the feddies had magical armor that can tank 120mm rounds perpetually.
>true horrors of war This coming from king colony drop?
Caleb Clark
>the Zeon only gets away with this victory because the Federation opted not to capitalize on the opportunity to kick their teeth in
Levi Collins
>nuthin personnel, kid
Gabriel Phillips
based
Levi Phillips
Who better to know?
Dylan Martin
That was 100% Gihren's plan, Degwin was horrified by it and only found out after the fact.
Nathaniel Allen
Zeon LITERALLY OCCUPIED Earth and proceeded not to have Air/Space Superiority over the Federation. Once the occupation came to an end they were fucked because they poured men and resources into that for some reason.
The Feddies are retarded, yes. You're surprised by this?
Dylan Brown
Ghiren is the guy who was talking to Kycillia.
Degwin is his dad (fat old bald guy who's the official head-of-state). Ghiren told him to take his ship on the front lines, it was a ruse to try and get him killed.
God damn it, I just had a few Oreos for the first time in well over a year and now my teeth are fucking aching. I didn't even go into the kitchen for them but I have a roommate constantly on Discord streaming video and audio and I didn't want to walk in front of the laptop so I settled for what I could reach. Ach this is my damn house.
Jace Moore
He does, it just takes a while longer.
He wasn't the one to suggest the plan. In fact he abhorred it, but ultimately had no choice but to go with the flow because it drummed up the Zeon nationalism.
Blake Diaz
>Zeon scum >having honor
Cameron Hughes
Well, that was a long, fun night of asskicking (and laughs), but now the last good show is over. Time to go to bed. Remember that every true warrior craves not more war, but peace and a chance to rest. There are no treasures greater than those close to you, like you, my good toonami general friends.
Gihren might be an overconfident sociopath but his assessment of the Federation's leadership was correct. They don't have the audacity to pull of something bold like that.
If they pressed the attack, the mobile suits would have killed many more of them and destroyed more ships. They take this loss so they can go get their own mobile suits.
How does the Earth Federation have any production ability or war fighting ability? 50% of Humanity literally just died and there is absolute chaos. No nation or even planet could recover from that type of collapse.
Jayden Richardson
Honestly, once Zeon won in space, they should've dropped Federation allied colonies on Earth instead of occupying it. I know the difference between Ghiren and Garma. Garma is the purple haired little bitch boy. He's a huge retard and Char kills him before he gets any better.
Because the author mapped WW2 onto sci-fi, but instead of having an entire fresh continent enter the war with waves of disposable armor and troops to overwhelm the defeated force, they instead had the defeated force start acting retarded after they had practically won.
Also a magical prototype with super-armor, piloted by a psychic teenager.
Hunter Hughes
What if deathwall user works himself to death?
William Williams
Origin by its nature has to use boring original 1979 designs in order to be lore-friendly.
Unicorn is set like 30 years after Origin, so the mecha designs are a lot more flamboyant. What we're seeing now is basically the first time mobile suits were used in a large battle.
Wyatt Perry
third post about the armor, boy you are one salty zeke motherfucker.
if you gonna bitch about the armor not being realistic you may want to start with the particle that fucks with raidowaves and shit
>Also a magical prototype with super-armor, piloted by a psychic teenager. The divine mandate in action
Aiden Jones
Degwin = boomer dad Dozel = BIGGEST BRO Ghiren = big bro Garma = twink bro Kycillia = sis
Austin Reed
It also probably would've ended the war. Losing Degwin and Garma, and having the Federation fleet lay waste to the Zeon homeland would've effectively ended the war. But that requires thinking about the conflict in terms of grand strategy, Tianem only thought about the outcome of the battle and his fleet's capability to fight the next one, and when you only think in those terms yeah it seems foolish because the result would diminish the Federation's fighting strength severely
Jason Morales
>but now the last good show is over. But Lupin is just starting! Anyway, goodnight quitter.
Lincoln Jackson
Nip writer doesn't comprehend how apocalyptic a colony drop killing billions would be.
Colton Rodriguez
Man i wonder what his wife was like.
Kayden Stewart
it's always pretty funny how ineffective the shields are. They can only take a single hit from anything before breaking. Gundam went through several dozen of those things throughout the series, begging the question of how White Base had so many spares
Henry Ramirez
wait, fuck I replied to the wrong post
Joseph White
I mean, the Japanese have always been long on honor, but short on strategy.
Jacob Robinson
The minofsky particles work as a plot device well enough. The super-armor exists just so Amarou can go from "marginally more competent than the average Feddie" to "God-King of Space" It could have been just more resistant to damage, but shit literally just bounces off of it until he learns to not get shot.
And the Gundam itself is as shit a design as many of the non-mech Zeke stuff. (Which is uniformly retarded... like an MBT with a turret that is a fighter-jet.)
It would have a MASSIVE structural weakpoint with the moronic core-fighter system. It shouldn't be able to tank any hits to the torso and waist with such a weak-point.
Ian Wood
Really liked the Gelgoog and zaku designs in that
Jack Fisher
this isn't like a happy utopia earth that got nuked. The current state of earth is fucked up pretty bad. The whole reason the colonies exist is because the rich people decided to send millions of the poor to go mine space rocks and farm resources on space farms. earth itself has a lot more deserts and wastelands, with the rich people hoarding wealth power and resources
Easton Gutierrez
I just want to say one last time that even if Zeon is irredeemable war criminals, that doesn't make the Federation good.
There's a reason the sequel has the protagonist join an organization called the Anti-Earth Union Group.
Cooper Parker
Which is also stupid. You mean to tell me you have enough resources and money to grow space farms and resources, but not enough to plant and get rid of deserts and wastelands.
Jackson Edwards
Well I mean Zeon did murder literally half the population of earth so that's bound to put people a little over the edge.
Juan Rivera
Fuck you. I want a human cosmos ran directly from the birth place of humanity. Federation is good because they are the power who owns the Earth.
Earth's Ruler = Ruler of Humanity.
Jack Davis
Stop letting gravity weigh your soul down.
Ryan Watson
If it wasn't for gravity we would be jello babies, space monkey. Now hand over your sister.
Dominic Butler
>He says this while living his life in artificial gravity. The absolute state of spacenoids.
Daniel Young
Doesn't look like all that gravity has prevented you from turning into a jelly baby.