How would he do in your favorite cartoon?

He probably would be cooler in Genndy´s Clone Wars than his own show. Everyone in that show is awesome.
And since droids aren´t gems, he wouldn´t have any trouble destroying millions of them.

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No one in Jack is fast either, every "quick" scene is just a jump cut of before and after, maybe with a blacked out frame indicating the cut or strike.

Jack has casually parried machinegun fire and has the raindrop feat. Nobody in SU is on par with that barring traveling feats.

>Adventure Time
Pretty well, I guess? Steven's like a lich himself, except without any of the weaknesses of one

Pretty sure having a massive weak point on your stomach is a weakness

Is that a thing Lichs have?

Keeping your phylactery with you would be a dumb move for anyone else, but Steven conveniently happens to play a really good defense game

shit is he a monster or a hero

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Yes

>Moral Orel
cry

If there were a universe that could break Steven, it would be Moral Orel.

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not to well

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He already did

so that's why she's a massive slut. Interesting

this makes me think monster

A hero, albeit one with a very terrifying powerset.

What’s so terrifying?

"steven....steven.....Steven.........STEVEN!!!"
"What?!"
"Danger zone!

He'd be a a hot shot boy adventurer or if you're specifically referring to movie Steven then maybe a super who would wouldn't be introduced until season 6. If he's Steven is transported or "moved" into the city where the VBs take place he'd still succeed though he'd have a big reality check to face with the corruption and just general dicks all around him he'd remain optimistic though. If he's Steven born and raised in the VBs world he'd probably be a bit of a prick unphased about his surroundings. And he'd have a lot tramua from his adventuring. Though a major factor of how he turns out is does he have the crystal gems and or his Dad?

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He can heal people by licking them

Honestly I could totally see a Steven parody working in VBs. Make him a boy adventurer and just play up the gem's incompetence at raising a human child.

Off the top of my head, he can
>resurrect recently deceased beings as thralls
>create a sentient plant army overnight
>visit the dreams of others
>can possess others while he's asleep

there's others but these are the only spooky ones

Star Wars even (kind of) has gems!
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Shard

Thrall isn't really the right word, since they don't exactly serve him.

>as thralls
Resurrected people seem to retain all free will, really. Even lion doesn't slavishly follow every instruction Steven gives him, he's just on Steven's side.

And even then, he does whatever he wants

You're right but I didn't know a more fitting word. They have their own free will, but in the case of Lion he's sort of connected to PD (or at least her gem). Not sure if it's because she trained him really well or if the resurrection can include that kind of effect

>And since droids aren´t gems, he wouldn´t have any trouble destroying millions of them.
Probably sort of true. Steven didn't have a problem fighting corrupted monster gems until he found out that he could become friends with them. You wouldn't really have that problem with droids. His protective powers would back up many of the offensive abilities of the other characters nicely too.

>PUT THE GEMS IN THE BAG

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>Superjail
Steven doesn't last a day.

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Huey wouldn't care for him. I think riley would try to incite him to do bad things/prank together and call him a bitch when steven refuses.

We already have seen what would happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=HFm3U4ykEds

Kinky

One for modern cartoon young boy protags?

It’s probably a Godzilla thing

Based

>Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths and Legends
He'd try to broker peace between the Shadoen and the Alliance, but would ultimately side with humanity. The Nuke launch would have a shot of steven shedding a single tear.

Has Archer woken up yet or not?

Dark

he would be that hero without a secret identity, and he pretty much outclass everyone in there

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What can these guys do? Never watched BH6.

I mean he'd probably just leave.

Would VB be too fundamentally mean-spirited to have Greg actually be a good dad in that universe?

He would actually be a super amazing dad, but the Gems will have sued for custody and won't let him see Steven.

He would literally be Jesus with all the christ symbolism in the show. Float over some water, grow a bunch of grapes out of it, resurrect some dead fruit, spit on some other blind chick, and talk about his god/parent who he is himself.

Not to even mention all of his time studying the crying breakfast palls(tm), he would fit in perfectly.

He has gay parents user

they are pretty much street level, from left to right
yellow girl can skate really fast (not super speed) and throw disks
pink girl throw balls of chemicals that do different stuff like sticky balls to capture people, freeze balls, acid balls, but only in a small area
monster looking thing can jump really high and spit fire
red robot is super strong, can fly and has rocket fists, but he need someone to tell him what to do
purple kid has magnetic gloves
green guy has plasma blades in his arms but his not much of a fighter
they get new gear as the show goes on but thats pretty much it

The Gems are closer to caretakers than parents. His mom and dad weren't gay, and Greg seems stupidly faithful to Rose/Pink even now.

Honestly though, entirely up in the air how religious Steven actually is. Especially since he's basically a deity himself.

He had straight parents and you can't tell me he doesn't look jewish.
Unless you mean the gems are his parents, in which case you are wrong but consider how jesus spent his time with the lepers and whores (all those gems who don't fit in or are deformed)

If the omnitrix got Steven's DNA would it make Ben human, hybrid, or rock?

I don't think he'd want to be Robin or even live a nocturnal lifestyle, so he'd probably be a bit player, would probably just hover his way out of Gotham early on. He could survive any random encounters the show threw at him though, though Scarecrow might give him some trouble if he's too freaked out to kiss himself (which I assume would purge the toxin's effects considering how bullshit his healing is).

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Actually now I'm wondering, if he was set to mimic a brand new pink diamond, ignoring the fetish shit, that'd be quite a sight and good room for fun confusion. Ben would be a pretty capable diamond, not sure how he'd feel about making pink zombies though.

He could probably heal Harvey, maybe even Joker, but it's really just an excuse for both of them.

>Evil Con Carne
He'd smash Hector, liberate Boskov, kill Skarr, and take Ghastly home as a trophy wife

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Steven's shield and protective bubbles are light projections, so would they be able to block droid lasers and lightsabers?

There is no universe where Mr Universe isn't the best character.

Probably, maybe in a similar matter to those Destroyer Droids only with unlimited power. I'm not sure how he's be able to survive being Force Tossed around, though Steg Multiverse indicates that he might actually have telekinesis of his own?

>And he'd have a lot tramua from his adventuring
I mean, he already has that in canon, he's just okay at dealing with/ignoring it.

I think that may only be a Steg power. I guess combining human biology and gems you get some kind of unexpected results, like Steven accidentally using his shapeshifting to create smaller cat life forms on his body. And could Rose have out-of-body experiences through dreams? Because we've never seen as much in any flashbacks, and gems don't usually even dream. I got thinking about it because of Steven's line in his song "'Til I began to hone a power all my own" which brought up the question of what things Steven can do that normal gems can't. Fusing with humans is one of the big ones.

>Outta my way I'm based as hell
"Fitz, come back and save the Earth with me, you can stop the corndogs from launching, you can get drunk."

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I don't know, it's possible that's the case but I'm not sure how another human would let Steven's gem do anything it couldn't do normally.

And yeah, it's unclear if Steven's weird psychic/astral powers are a gem thing or specifically a side-effect of being a gem-human hybrid.

I believe it would be hybrid, or at least attempt to be. The Showrunners have suggested that Rose somehow contributed to Steven's DNA, that he's not just a clone of Greg with a gem in him. But unless the omnitrix was able to replicate the pink diamond gem itself, the form might not be viable. I don't watch enough Ben 20 to really know how it handles cases like that.

still gay
he was raised by gays

he'd be a human rock hybrid

I think just given the fact that Steg was so easily able to do things like telekinesis and flying that Steven's never been able to do before, it's likely intended to be a result of combining gem and human biology. Which brings up some interesting possibilities when considering what fusing with a force-sensitive Star Wars human might unlock.

>Honestly though, entirely up in the air how religious Steven actually is. Especially since he's basically a deity himself.
You said it. Why does Steven need to believe? It's for everyone else to believe in Steven.

Honestly I feel like Steven's psychic powers and connection with life energy in particular might translate to him being a force sensitive in a universe where it can be tapped into, but that's getting into deep crossover talk.

Other gem weapons are ALSO light projections and it works fine against those.

Probably Venture Brothers. I could see him as this happy boy adventurer family that exists only to mock the life the boys and Doc have. We’d only see him for a single episode but the episode would be the boys getting jealous and maybe Doc punching Greg. They’d leave angry and Doc and the boys would bond over how much they fucking hate Steven and his family.

Good luck trying to ask Megas XLR not to do collateral damage.

He would annoy Mao Mao, get along brilliantly with Badgerclops, and wow Adorabat.

While Coop would never seriously try to hurt Steven, I think he would punt Steven (in his bubble) into the distance.

Though the question is, can Steven bench press the Megas?

But he does just pop in and out of their heads whenever he wants.

I don't think a literal diamond can be described a weak point. It's literally the hardest naturally occurring substance.

If there were anyone who could save that universe it would be Steven.
He's actually pretty difficult to deal with without using brute force.

The biggest weakness in Steven's diplomancy is people who are genuinely comfortable with what they're doing and how they live. I don't think there's anyone in that show that has that level of conviction.

>Courage
I would love to see him try and fail to redeem a murderous monster like Katz.

Depends on how much power is Steven willing to put onto his muscles.

Well just being able to move that Injector at all when having his Gem powers weakened is impressive, I wouldn’t rule it out

Better yet, can he talk the Glorft fleet into not hunting Coop and Co. down for the Megas(And also stop an invasion on Earth like he did back home).

Hard Mode: He cant use Megas as a bargaining chip.

dead

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Those guys don’t even like Earth food, who needs them?

I think Rebecca said there’s no Abrahamic religion in SU

I don’t get it

>The cartoon that we don't talk about
he'd fit in perfectly

He might try to cheer him up

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