>Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom... or whatever.
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom... or whatever
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Seriously, one of you guys needs to pay for this pizza.
I would but I got fucking robbed last death.
Cartman is crying. Let's laugh at him.
The qualifying round of ms co is going on right now. Everyone remember to vote!
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIM has voted! For Azula AND Unikitty.
So, have we cast in our votes for Ms. Yea Forums yet?
I could care less about the contest, but I voted as to not get burned at the stake here.
Would anyone like to help me kill Batwoman?
I have no idea who he is, but sure.
THIS SHIT AGAIN.
Yeah, yeah, whatever
just tell me when it's time for Mr. Yea Forums
Oh look its the angry version of the sad fish boy.
HEY, DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO THAT ASSHOLE.
I prefer screaming over that weird double w thing anyways.
Wait a minute... if he's part of the same species...
Where are his fins?
And more importantly, what do we call him?
I guess his most defining features are how he seemingly refuses to wear any color and how pathetic his horns are...
Legion of Doom Number 1!
You look like the grey fish dude but less.... fishy. So whats your shtick super friendly?
Don’t you see? We gain control over ms co then gain control over mr co!
Can't anyone on their planet just speak normally?
Miyuki's not on it, so why should I care... I guess Tak is the next best thing.
Yes and also something of note is that the fish boys soul was a vibrant purple, much like his clothing, while the small horned ones soul is a vibrant red instead of grey.
Hey Tallest I saved your invaders ass from the defective SIR's and assisted in her successful subjugation of the meekrob race now pay up
CRABS? I GUESS. I'M NOT FUCKING INSANE, THOUGH, SO I DON'T FLAUNT IT TO EVERYONE ELSE LIKE THAT SHITSNIVLING DEGENERATE.
TYPING QUIRKS *ARE* NORMAL. FUCK OFF.
Anyone remember that riddler guy who died yesterday?
(R)
Is it normal for them to wear clothing that matches their color?
(P)
A purple one and a red one, huh?
That sounds pretty familiar, doesn't it, Red?
Not until you show me she's safe.
(R)
Typing quirks? So that's what it is?
All you're doing is screaming. At least the sea snuggler was creative with it.
Hahahahaha, get fucked.
You bet. I got all his stuff when he died.
SPECIES HAVE FUCKING VARIETY!!!!!! I'M NOT A FUCKING SEADWELLER, OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE FINS YOU FUCKING IDIOT. DON'T YOU DARE BEGIN BRINGING BLOOD COLOUR INTO THE FUCKING CONVERSATION, YOU DICK. I CAN WEAR GRAY IF I WANT, IT'S FUCKING MEANINGLESS.
AND I SAID MY HORNS ARE *FINE*.
HEY, SOMETIMES THEY REPRESENT HOW YOU FUCKING SPEAK! I JUST HAVE A PERFECTLY NORMAL FUCKING QUIRK AND YOU COME IN HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. ERIDAN'S ISN'T CREATIVE, IT'S JUST HIS SHITTY STUPID ACCENT.
Creatures regardless of species do tend to identify with their souls color, you two for example are also red and purple respectively, although your souls aren't as vibrant.
And yes I will have to agree with the shouty one here, "Eridan" was painful to listen to.
Call her up right now she'll tell you the story. A merc lives and dies by his reputation and I get shit done right
I'M NOT FUCKING PARTICIPATING IN THIS DISCUSSION IF YOU'RE GOING TO BRING SOME STUPID SHIT ABOUT COLOUR IN IT.
How do you get things that require such finesse done so effectively? You're as big as a goddamn building and have scythes for hands.
I wonder what color my soul is I've always been told my heart is black but i've always wondered if it was literal or not
it's all in the assloads of cybernetics pumped into every single part of me speaking of witch does anyone know any good black market cybernetics dealers? I think mine is starting to gouge prices on me
Hello can I join your cool team ?
You can see the color of souls? Cool! Whats mine!
It doesn’t matter what color you are any friend of fishy man is a friend of mine!
It’s not about who wins it’s about MAKING PENI LOOSE!
Nobody is requiring you to participate, child.
You're blindingly yellow, considering your size I don't really want to see a miniature sun often so I usually just don't look at your soul.
UH, THANKS?
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO CHEERFUL?
(P)
So only SOME members of your species is semi-aquatic? That's stupid...
And blood color? Who said anything about blood color?
(R)
pUrPlE tAlKs lIkE tHiS, but you don't see him typing like a retard.
(P)
Ye-HEY! I don't talk weird...
(R)
Keep telling yourself that...
Ah, good job. You've... actually succeeded in wiping out our worst enemies. How many monies did you want again?
What the fuck is your deal? Why would you ever be ASHAMED of being red?
I could tell before even looking, yours is hot pink.
Your soul is probably something really bright and shiny, whilst somehow giving off the uncomfortable sensation of oil running across one's skin.
I'm from the mouse club and I'm here to look for that damn prince or something might happen idk ?
YEAH, IT IS BULLSHIT, BUT CAN I FUCKING CONTROL IT??? GUESS WHAT, ASSWIPE, THE ANSWER IS NO. I CAN'T. SEADWELLERS ARE ALL SELF-ENTITLED ASSHOLES, THEY SHOULDN'T BE THE STANDARD AT ALL.
ALSO IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU INFANTILE SHITFACE. JUST DROP THE FUCKING TOPIC, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
I'M NOT A CHILD, I'M APPROACHING MY 8TH SWEEP AT AN EXTREMELY RAPID SPEED AND I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
(Gidorah)i never thought of myself as a 'justice' person but whatever (I assume this is undertale color scheming)
(Gigan)1 million flat no more no less
(Ghidorah) Why yes i do have that effect on people I suppose
I’m always cheerful when meeting new friends!
I love pink!
You shouldn’t make fun of people’s lips mr pink robe....
Bwahahahahaha, "8th sweep". I've been dying for eons and you expect me to think of YOU as not a child. hahahahahahahah.
No Undertale scheming here, souls rarely represent personality. Although the strength of ones will is represented by the vibrancy or size of a soul, and that can then be used to determine how strong someones stand might be if it manifests.
(R)
Fuck, that's a lot...
Fine. Here.
No. I want to know what your problem is.
(P)
Uh... computer... convert "8 Sweeps"
...
1.73 Irk years?
Are you sure you're not a child?
(R)
Lips..? What do you mean by that?
And my suit is RED. Not pink.
Hello, I'm sick of that rodent and I want to join this club, say where's that damn prince ?
IT WAS ME, PIZZA DELIVERY BOY! I PAYED FOR THIS PIZZA ALL ALONG!
(I suppose nobody has noticed, because it was payed for with BARRY ALLEN'S CREDIT CARD)
What makes you think you’re good enough, tubby?
man imagine if i had one of those
(Gigan)thanks for the payday it'll be wired to my account as we speak don't forget to reccomend me to your friends
Well, I always use to torment the living shit of Mickey but ever since he got too powerful and decides to ruin properties of famous franchises and I was forced to be his servant I decided to escape this clubhouse until I stumbled into this place and that's the entire story
Your soul is almost as yellow as the dragons, but with hints of red sparking among the flame. It also cant seem to sit still.
Well here's the thing, each of your heads have a different albeit same colored soul. You'd have to pass three checks of will in a row to survive the arrow, I just don't think it'd be worth it in your case.
Get me some Skkttles and we’ll see
Alright I'll find some skittles in a minute
Are you suggesting me a giant alien space monstrosity born from the core of a dying star could not pass a test of willpower?
I kinda hope a Tenn RP'r comes along after this
God himself could fail the test if the arrow willed it, it all comes down to fate. But if even one of your heads isn't up to snuff then you will perish.
I meant lisp and that is a very pink looking red....
Test? Is it a fun test? Do I get a prize if I pass?!
how do I vote
*Pete gives skittles to meatwad*
Now we can talk ?
sounds incredibly arbitrary if you ask me
Ask the receptionist Sharon
VOTE FOR SERPENTOR, THIS I COMMAND! OR ELSE I WILL FORCE A CRIMSON GUARD TO SHIT IN PLACES THAT WILL LEAVE YOU CONFUSED FOR CENTURIES
YES I'M FUCKING SURE!
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO CRY IN THE CORNER THEN, JACKASS. I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING ABOUT ME, I HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO.
Where is she ?
We dont have an arrow on us and I also am not in the mood to watch a cat melt in front of me, so we'll have to pass on the test.
Its a tad bit ridiculous if you ask me, but I'm not the one who makes the rules.
Sharon is on paid leave, did you not get the email?
Dick is filling in for her.
ONLY ONE MAKES THE RULES! ME?
HELLO TROLL!
HELLO LEGO CAT!
Skittles are not keto!
wE mooSE Kaptore DE Abataaaaar!!-
>you have to sign in
No. No. No. Mr. Luthor not here today.
Ok where's dick then ?
no hello for me?
BLAM!!!
And that's a good thing!
Same with Plankton
And the Riddler
And the wrinkly red turkey
And the Mary Sue with the green shirt
Their names were the Chamberlain and Chara respectively.
Good evening, Legion of Doom, Dick speaking.
Do you think I would fail? That I’m not strong enough? I can be just as intimidating as anyone here!
Hi snake man!
Hi fairy lady! I didn’t see you in the ms co thread... did you not enter?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
(R)
I wouldn't call it a lisp, its... it's like...uh...
Hm... not actually sure what to call it, actually.
I don't think there's anything else like it...
(I honestly don't know how you'd describe it, basically he has the same voice as Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch)
(P)
Man... you're really... not that fun, are you?
You're easily angered like the fish, but not really in a fun way.
(R)
You're really loud, too...
(P)
And disrespectful...
Hey! We should blow him up!
I'm looking to join this club
Hello Crimson.
I don’t know, he wasn’t here when I came in.
HA! Hello airy.
HELLO WHITE GRODD!
Ah. There you are, Dick. Could you schedule a meeting with Senior Duncan and Riddler next Friday? We need to talk about The October Plan.
HEY FUCK OFF, I CAN BE FUN IF I WANT TO. I'M SIMPLY NOT FUN BECAUSE I'M SURROUNDED BY FUCKING IDIOTS, IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU TWO SIMPLY CAN'T GET OFF OF MY ASS. BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST AS DISRESPECTFUL AS ME, IF NOT MORE!!!
WAIT, "BLOW HIM UP"???
Strength has nothing to do with it, the arrow, like Ghidorah said is incredibly arbitrary. It all comes down to fate and I dont think you are fated to pass.
Absolutely, Serpentor, sir. By the way, your dentist called. Are you still going on Tuesday?
Sure! Please give me your name, sex, and other information so I can fill out this form.
Also, would you like to know more about the Legion of Doom's healthcare and 401(k) plan?
MY TALLEEEEEST!
The cappuccino and donuts are in the break room, just for you!
(R)
We're ALLOWED to be disrespectful, though. You're a lesser being, we're the mighty world leaders of the entire Irken empire.
>WAIT, "BLOW HIM UP"???
(P)
Yeah! We blow up entire planets for fun all the time!
I AM SERPENTOR!
MAKE IT EARLIER, THIS I COMMAND!
GLORIOUS WORK! BUT WHY DESTROY WHEN YOU CAN SUBJUGATE?!
OH FUCKING COME OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE AN ASSHOLE JUST BECAUSE YOUR POSITION GIVES YOU A MASSIVE EGO.
WEIRD SERPENT OUTFIT. IS IT YOUR LUSUS OR SOMETHING? DO YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE LUSII? FUCKING AWKWARD.
I like this guy I can empathize with his anger at everyone.
Are you the guy I talk to about getting the drink machine fixed? It’s been broken for months now.
I hate to break it to you two, but just about everyone here could kick your asses. Judging by the vibrancy of his soul the kid could as well.
You are fucking jabroni I can smell it in your dna, I get you I take you and put you in camel clutch and breaka your back! Fucking Sgt slaughter DNA jabroni
YEAH THANKS. I'M GLAD AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS PLACE HAS HALF OF A FUCKING BRAINCELL.
I'M NOT A FUCKING KID.
Keep that up and you can purge these retarded sun I clones yourself
>Zuko
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU DARE QUESTION SERPENTOR?!
SGT SLAUGHTER MAY HAVE GIVEN ME DNA, BUT I AM STRONGER THAN HIM, AND YOU!!
absolutely based Iron Sheik
poster
PURGE?! WHO ARE WE PURGING?!
Yes, you are. You might not technically be one if going by your species "sweep" system but you still have the maturity of a child.
Of course I didn't enter, Unikitty. For one thing, the competition is going to be horrifically rigged. And two, I'm not eligible for it to begin with.
Hey, Serpentor. How's the world domination going?
(R)
Wait...
Screaming "my tallest"... bending over backwards for use..?
You wouldn't happen to be...
A human who actually knows their place?
Subju-what now?
(P)
Conquer, Red, it means to conquer
(Red hits Purple over the head)
Hey!
(R)
You don't have to be a smartass about it.
Anyways, we've conquered countless planets, and enslaved entire species!
We are, and we have.
You better learn your place before your species is next, kid
(He clears his throat, gesturing towards the planet-sized planet buster itself, the Massive, with the millions of other ships surrounding it like a swarm of bees protecting its queen, every single one outfitted with powerful laser cannons)
(Runs in and slams the door, locking it, geese can be heard angerly squawking outside)
...
sup
I'm in a death loop idiots, I have no concern if I die after kicking your asses. But we're all better than that, at least I hope so.
Buon giorno.
where have you been?
... geese
oh that's it? I kill those all the time
Absolutely, sirs. Please enjoy!
Yes, it says here that the repairman came in yesterday. Now, apparently, camera footage shows Humanite knocking it down then laughing while running away. Then Sheev came by and urinated on it, and Jackal cloned it and put in the clone while taking away the original machine while loudly saying it was "for science". I apologize for the inconvenience, sir.
Sir? What's wrong?
Absolutely, my lord.
Didn’t your space army get taken out by Zim at least two times already? If he can manage it most people here can
Talking about the ms co qualifying round
WONDERFUL! YOU WILL NOW WORK WITH ME AS MY ALLY!
SPEAKING OF BENDING OVER
IT’S...not going well. We keep getting sabotaged, but I cannot ascertain as to why!
Also, Zartan won’t be here because of Rosh Hashanah (his wife’s Jewish), so it means our other plan is going to have to get postponed. THIS I COMMAND!
THANK YOU, DICK! YOU SERVE COBRA WELL!
What do you want Cobra? I could have a fist you cant even see through your abdomen in less than in instant so dont be an ass.
YOU THINK YOU STRONGER THAN THE SHIEK PERSIAN CLUBS RIGHT NOW JABRONI
Now that the bourgeois prick Luthor isn't here, perhaps it's time we spread chaos.
(R)
No idea what that's supposed to mean, but sure.
But what makes you think you'll "kick our asses" before we kill YOU?
I'm not sure if I've made it clear enough to you, but we rule over the entirety of the mighty Irken empire, we own countless planets, have like... fucking... at least millions of billions of subjects spanning across all of them.
(P)
That would be quadrillions, and I think we might have even more than that...
(R)
Taken out? He's done damage, yeah, but he never took us out.
Ah, cool, another ally...
Because those always work out...
>Name
Pete
>Sex
Male
>Other information
Former entertainer of the Walt Disney corporation
I won't get down to specifics because my stands ability is a bit of a mindfuck but essentially I get to always strike first. The only thing that could actually beat me was Golden Experience Requiem, which was a stand that nobody in this room. universe, or multiverse could stand a chance against. Not even that Thanos guy.
Hey there. This is Handsome Jack, reminding you that we at Hyperion are still offering bounties for Pandora's most wanted.
I got into Jackals lab and tried to whip up a new batch of Azula clones, turns out Jackal mislabeled the vials in the DNA vault soon ended up with about a dozen deformed and retarded Zukos
Are we getting bought out?
A man that looks like you should never say the words fist and ass in the same sentence!
N-not unless you’re coming onto me, h-haha. That would be strange! Unless...
YES! THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE BETRAYED ME ARE:
Cobra Commander
Norman Osborn
Cobra Commander
Darth Vader
Cobra Commander
And Cobra Commander!
You are not on the list!
TASTE MY WRATH, COBRAAAA!
Oh.
Let us do nothing about it and blame Luthor!