Boomercore thread

Boomercore thread

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But she's fucking doing the dishes for him, she doesn't seem that bad.

Why do they hate their wives so much in these comics?

This is so crummy.

'father i cannot click the book'
'hate wife'

He's angry that she prefers to spend her time with crummy old water instead of him.

>Wife I hate
>Is doing the dishes

He's a selfish fucking bastard

Because delusioned Boomers don't understand marketing and advertising so they all think they should have a hot wife like from King of Queens while still being a fat useless asshole like Kevin James from King of Queens.

I get the feeling they unironically believe that buying a new car will make strangers want to fuck them or buying their kid a pile of painted Chinese plastic will make their children suddenly love them.

>dishes
that's what I thought it looked/smelled like. Unfortunately, she's making dinner.

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>posting fake boomershit
reddit.com/r/boomershumor/comments/cku6kn/made_my_own_boomer_comic/

lockhorns are based

The stereotype is that they just married the first person they fucked and it turned out that they couldn't really build a life together but divorce is was so stigmatized they couldn't do that so it was just stuck in mutual loathing until someone died

what joy do these faggots get out of "covertly" reposting reddit shit here?

Why would he say that to his kid?

t. wives

>A Year between '81 and '99
>A Month/event of the time

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>'89
>April

March '93

I think that's what happened. Interestingly the way people have dated has changed a lot. For the generations before boomers it was commonplace to date multiple people at once up to engagement, starting in the 50s this was replaced with 'steadies' (dating one person at a time). Adults were concerned that young people were wasting time on people who might not ever marry them or that they weren't meeting enough people and were thus relatively inexperienced. Given the divorce rate of boomers maybe the Flappers were right and rushing into a steady relationship wasn't such a good idea. I guess most boomers didn't really get to date many people like that and ended up saddled with someone incompatible.

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>Yea Forums is physically incapable of communicating in any way that doesn't involve gay internet lingo

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It was also rather unheard of to live with someone you were dating before recently.
I moved in with my girlfriend of two years, and over the next year found out that I would absolutely not be marrying her

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>This hours price
>1.99

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A lot of television and movies of the boomer era dictate that if you aren't at your spouses throat 24/7 and arguing you're doing something wrong.

Functional relationships are boring

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Nice.

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>'father i cannot click the book'
Damn millennials and their CLICKING

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I’m a tax accountant and this is true of the 2017 tax reform as well

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there's nothing wrong with eating bugs at all

Tell that to a normo

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>there's nothing wrong with eating bugs at all, PEASANT

why are people so triggered by eating bugs

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foods are nothing but a collection of chemicals

maybe you want to look up where honey comes from

Most Americans are taught that bugs are icky disease carriers (mainly cockroaches)

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all animals are icky disease carriers

Lobster was a water bug eaten by hobos up until the end of the XIX century. Then eating lobster became fancy. Sorry poor people, you cannot allow your food any more.

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I don't think this was actually made by a boomer.

Just like my shit and your mom.

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>But she's fucking doing the dishes for him, she doesn't seem that bad.
If she was a good wife she'd have done them already.

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Honestly, it should be obvious that this is fake to anyone that actually knows anything about boomers. Not even boomers draw cell-phones with antennas.

she should spend her time with pokemon instead

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That is so Kafka-esque.

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That's actually kinda funny.

Hating your wife or at least pretending you hate your wife is part of European humor culture and its descendants.
youtu.be/y9cSq8bqFaM

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This took me a while to get. Am I part of the problem?

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Natural response. Doesn't mean it's right though.

Do you use a car often?

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He should have a bottle of water riding in the saddle!

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That's not even what the new meat replacement is.
It's plant based

It was pretty blatant, you should be embarrassed if you genuinely thought anyone over the age of 30 did it

That's paying $4.17 today. So, eh.

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I wanna know what was going through this artist's head as he wasted time on this.

that's $1.09, user

my twitter dot com experience

Probably the numerous accidents involving people playing Pokemon Go at the height of its popularity.

vice.com/en_us/article/3d5may/viral-pokemon-go-illustration-dark-political-cartoons
Actually nevermind, now I do and he wasn't even trying.

Nah, there's also straight up bugs, too.

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Wait... do Americans have happy hours at the gas station?

that aint bug burgers tho

not yet but there's been a huge news cycle of articles specifically promoting the idea of using insects though

The joke is that gas prices go up so frequently that it will probably be higher next hour

personally i dont like bugs so the idea of eating one kills me inside

At some point you'd think people would learn media will talk about LITERALLY ANYTHING.

PLAQUE MONSTERS

>personally i dont like bugs
Careful with that hot take user. Real controversial opinion.

Ah.

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Oh, i get it! Poli-TICKS. Heh.

Where are the jokes?

Do you hate cows and chicken? What are you, Japanese?

In the context.

>The bad guys in America!
>Really?
>Yes!

Another Month, another year between '81 and '99

GONE

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September, 1998

That is not a boomer comic.
This however is a boomer comic.

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Fuck you that's kinda funny

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how relevant

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that aged poorly

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She's being passive aggressive. It's his job to do the dishes and he was going to do it after the football game was over, but she's pissy he's watching the game at all (she doesn't like football) so she's doing the dishes so that later she can bitch at him about how "I had to do the dishes because you were watching your game."

When you do something a woman doesn't like and she doesn't feel like she can bitch at you about it without feeling like she's being a bitch (ie, watching a football game, or anything else harmless you like but she doesn't) she will manufacture a reason why she's justified in bitching at you about it.

t. married guy

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Requesting water edits

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NOT ENOUGH LABELS

they all have

June 1982

So boomers are just all too dumb to get the joke?

That's where. You throw her over your shoulder, throw her in bed, and rape her.

go eat your maggot sausages, slave

Well because with water bugs like shrimp and lobsters, you remove the shit and whatever part of the digestive tract had shit in it before eating if you do it right. Some people might be turned off there might be a bug turd in that cockroach cluster somewhere

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That's exactly what she wants though.

It can wait until AFTER THE GODDAMN FOOTBALL GAME.

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>when you realize boomers weren't joking about telling people to never get married

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>oh no I had to 10 minutes of chores during my 16 hours of shitposting on Twitter, nagging my husband and spending his money

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>but divorce is was so stigmatized they couldn't
Nah, don't be delusional, it is the money, not the stigma.

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Who ate all the gabagool?

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Lel

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>Wife bad
>Kids bad
>Innovation bad
>Anything left of center that benefits anyone but me bad
>Blind nostalgia good
>Leaving my grand-children's children with crippling debt good

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People who drive cars didn’t cause a tanker to spill its contents.

This got a real chuckle out of me.

The problem with right wingers in general is that they take something that they don't intuitively understand, ignore all the nuance and truth of the matter, and pretend like their ignorant strawman is fact. Even worse when they use this to support their racist ideas, like that bug burgers are a Jewish NWO conspiracy.

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I think OP calling it boomercore doesn't mean that it has to be real, just in the style of.

The biggest shock in this comic: Ranger Smith is married!?

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Thats not really a right winger problem, because the left does it too. Case and point, you, you fucking idiot, are doing it right now.
So it's not really a right or left issue, it's just a stupid people issue. And both sides have plenty of stupid people.
90% of political discussion is stupid idiots who don't know what their talking about dehumanizing and wishing death upon other stupid idiots.
Voting was a mistake.

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It's a problem I see more often with right wing politics because they tend to have more reasons to oppose new things and deny the truth. That is just the nature of reactionary politics.

holy shit, did this just go under the /leftypol/fag's radar? these responses are surprisingly tame

>t. doesn't eat bugs

>not "spend her time with her pokey man instead"

damn, the gamer generation kicks ass

seems like shit never changes.

We wouldn't need to be transporting a catastrophic amount of oil if we weren't so hopelessly dependent on fossil fuels. Kaczynski was right.

t. dummy

man, its a good thing we will never get another President as bad as Ol' Slick Willie

It's a shame Groening shifted from the indie comic scene into whatever neo-liberal hellhole he's in by traveling on the lolita express or whatever. Dude used to be pretty based.

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He made the most successful cartoon of its time and no more leftist boogeyman in the white house

Another year between '81 and '99
Another month/topic

Explain

I understood that reference.

People — no. Your society as a whole — yes. Fucking everyone has a car. Most people also need it. Your public transport is shit. Your car culture is wasteful to the extreme. You fossil fuel consumption and energy consumption in general as a nation is appalling.

Change the phone to one of those new-fangled handhelds and you have /vp/ in a nutshell.

Okay but just so you know, cellphones had antennas until barely 10 years ago.

>How did you solve the problem!?
>I didn't. Because I can't. I just removed one of the symptoms.
This is kind of depressing.

This truck is stuck there to this day.

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Most of these aren't boomer humor, they're stuff you can't get without knowledge of politics and social trends 30 years ago.

eat bugs, goyim

>"HUGE NEWS CYCLE"
>like a couple of articles at most and a bunch of backlash on Twitter

Which is quite literally boomer humor and not "pales of water creatures" meme boomer humor.
Go fuck yourself, Yea Forums.
t. millenial who grew up with boomer humor

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Are there any comics about Mcdonalds' disastrous 1984 Olympic Games promotion?

None that I saw during August '84 archive of newspapers.com

Go back

What was it?

This actually happened.
youtu.be/5siZ3Z2j77Q
youtu.be/WZJ-_mS-_XQ

Boomers have been indoctrinated by the culture of consumerism.

Correct.

basically, mcdonalds had a promotion where you could get free burgers for every event the Russians lost, and Americans won. however, due to some geopolitical issues, the Russians boycotted the Olympics (they normally cleaned up in the events they entered) so when they dint show up, america trounced the competition and everyone got so many free burgers they lost a lot of money

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I could see this being a Kelly comic.

Be in a relationship for more than 5 years, you'll hate your partner too, but it's usually you have a kid, a house and a lot of other shit and it is economically more sound to be in the relationship than not. The emotional distress isn't as much as being alone, your kid hating you, they usually side with the one who didn't walk out, having to pay for your place to stay while paying child support and alimony.

what album cover is that

did you know that love has a quantifiable expiration date? people who live like these comics, hating their wives (and ther wives hating them), probably only stay together for fear of dying alone

can confirm they are that retarded.

its not a rightwinger problem, its a qtard schizo problem.

Pick a big 80s/90s issue and I'll post some cartoons on it

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violence in the media?

>its a qtard schizo problem
i don't see any of those qtards spreading their shit all over the left.

The closest thing I got is cartoons on Columbine

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I can't tell if it's heartning or horrifying how little things have changed in 30+ years

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>quantifiable expiration date?
I'm gonna need some sauce for that outrageous claim.

Didn't Neil Degrasse Tyson get a metric ton of shit on Twatter for making this exact point?

People have been making this point for god knows how long, usually as a "what about ism" deflection

>there's nothing wrong with eating bugs at all

This is true, but the coordinated pushing of the narrative "That we must, or else!" by media is, and is obviously indicative of another incremental push towards an oppressive "steak for me, not for thee" Orwellian state scenario.

But of course, nobody on this website will bother looking past the superficial surface of this stuff, and wonder why the same politicians and media personnel that will push for this will also continue to dine on cow flesh and drive luxury vehicles while preaching against this to the masses.

No. We'll just continue to posting snappy snippets at each other for "gotchas".

I..I.I mean, FUCK YOU BAIT BITER! GO SUCK A WORM!

She's using his water.

source: my life

youtube.com/watch?v=U5RbQYEX1-U

Mike Huckabee's 'Learn our History' oozes boomer from every frame

No shit, I've noticed most of the insect eating advocates are usually upper class white people trying to frame it as an environmental issue, yet completely oblivious about the optics of asking the poors and the coloreds to eat bugs. I say fuck em if push comes to shove and it's either bugs or beans I'm going vegan out of spite

She should be using pokemon creatures

This ain't a nice cartoon.

>This is true, but the coordinated pushing of the narrative "That we must, or else!" by media is, and is obviously indicative of another incremental push towards an oppressive "steak for me, not for thee" Orwellian state scenario.
The fuck, you're stretching like a motherfucker.

T. Lizard

>you're stretching like a motherfucker.

And you fail to understand that tyranny (much like weight gain) is a slow, creeping horror.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Rg8I26jDm40

Man, the new season of RWBY looks weird.

I've take out enough rancid trash and wretched from my jobs to know I don't want "maggot sausage".

We're just talking about meat alternatives that are good for the environment and you're being schizophrenic about it instead of discussing it on its own merits.

2000s - We had to go to war to prevent more terror in this world.
2010s - The more guns in this country, and more we prevent mass shootings.

I think that user is just annoyed by a bunch of upper class types trying to advocate an alternative that's seen as unpleasant, to the poor while also being able to completely ignore the cost raises for desirable meat

>He doesn't know about "proxy cannibalism"

Hoo boy, sure am glad those aborted stem cells went towards solving the hunger crisis.

>upper class say it so it's automatically bad
???
Discuss the issue on its own fucking merits, this line of discussion is retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=NXrI7cGxE40

I use VPNs all the time

>Mr Gorbachev, tear down my pants.

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>upper class say it so it's automatically bad
Not automatically but you should be a bit wary about anything advocated by people who are insulated from the effects of what they're advocating. Besides the way insect based protein is heralded as a panacea is foolish, it's unfeasible to rely on it alone as it doesn't seem viable to raise the necessary amount of insects to effectively feed a large population, not to mention getting people in the west to over come literal centuries of ingrained disgust, to the point where even second gen immigrants from cultures where eating insects is normal are put off by it. Plant based alternatives are a better option as the infrastructure is already in place to provide and more people are inclined to eat beans and quinoa, not to mention many more cultures around the world have figured out how to effectively cook beans and plants than insects.

Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=IOORXvZE2lo

Based

Don't forget the classic
youtu.be/rG_Ue3t17l0

>this much useless roundabout drama for no reason
user you and your wife sound truly pathetic. Life is too short to waste on that sort of shit.

Eating bugs is why pure veganism caused by overpopulation will never happen. You can feed bugs stuff that can't be eaten for sustenance by anything else. Then you eat the bugs. Not every plant matter is suitable to be turned into fertilizer, also too much human shit is toxic to the soil so you need to find a new use for it. This kind of situation will probably never happen in our lifetimes. Say 100 years from now it'll be the norm, assuming people keep recklessly reproducing that is.

you should all watch Blue Valentine, guys.

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t. ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST
BOTH SIDES SAME BAD AM I RITE

stonetoss is unironically based

They're fucking disgusting

bugs r groce
Doesn't make it right, but it's hard to get past a visceral disgust in regards to your food.

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>trying to frame it as an environmental issue

Is there another way to frame it? Besides being cheaper to produce, I suppose, but I don't give a damn about that.

wat

Rape her in front of the football game!

Oh shut up. You thought it was real, retard.

Being ignorant and reductive, is a political cartoonist thing.

I'm 28, you faggot. I had an antenna with a cellphone.

Dude he's got a busy day of reminding his son how miserable he is, he has no time for dishes.

I got one for you though Yea Forums. A bucket wakes up one day and feels too sick to come into work. He calls in sick but his boss replies with "Well maybe just have some water and see how you feel."

'Well, I'll just get a doctor's note,' thinks the bucket, and off he goes. He checks in with the receptionist, who says the doctor will be out to see him shortly. "Would you like some water while you wait? You could probably do with some." Annoyed, the bucket waits, ignoring her advice.

Finally he gets let into a room, and shortly after the doctor comes in. The white-coated man takes one look at the bucket, tuts and says "Well we need to get some water in you right away."

The bucket lets out an exasperated cry. "This whole day everyone has been telling me water this, water that. Its driving me crazy! What's the big idea? I come in here feeling legitimately sick and I'm treated like a child!"

The doctor holds up his hands. "Woah now, sorry, I didn't mean any offense," he replies. "You're just a little pail.

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I don't get it.

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>Thats not really a right winger problem, because the left does it too. Case and point, you, you fucking idiot, are doing it right now.
t triggered right winger
Nobody on the libtard side is talking about jewish globohomo bug burger conspiracies.

This is very easy to edit, just put a baby in the last panel and you'll have anons wondering if it's supposed to be like that one other comic where they put two similar loving couples next to each other with the words "Can you tell the difference?" hanging over it.

See look at how dumb this guy is.

But that would ruin the joke.

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Huh?

The lack of self-awareness here is a real killer.

Sitcom humor. It's the contrarian counterculture humor of several decades ago where everyone had happy families and loving wives.
Then sitcoms started to be about dysfunctional families stemming from husbands hating their wives. That was peak boomer humor when it started to happen. That was their "fuck our culture and society" movement, and they haven't let go of it ever since. That's okay, though; neither has most sitcoms or television.

the sharks are putin
also putin's gay

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>Nobody on the libtard side is talking about jewish globohomo bug burger conspiracies.
No, you're talking about how Trump is a putin Pee pee puppet instead and that we're going to find the video of it any day now along with Kavanaugh's rape tape. Way better and more grounded in reality.

>No, you're talking about how Trump is a putin Pee pee puppet
First off, not everyone mocking retards is a libtard, so thats a mistake. Secondly not everyone on the left is Colbert. And thirdly, you're comparing Kavanaugh's drunken, embarrassing mess of a pass to globohomo bug burger conspiracies by the jews.

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No he's just sperging out without directly replying to it because he now understands that replying to the pebblethrow comic about how ass-devastated he is just results in people mocking him. So instead he tries to make it about something else so he has a reason to throw a fit. Look one post above you.

>2010 Yes, the slippery slope does exist but that's a good thing

Sorry dude I'm not your boogeyman. I'm only on Yea Forums to see if there were any Infinity Train threads. Of course there weren't, this board is always disappointing.

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>And thirdly, you're comparing Kavanaugh's drunken, embarrassing mess of a pass to globohomo bug burger conspiracies by the jews.
>He still thinks Kavanaugh raped that woman after every single person accusing him recanted and every witness took their story back.
Trump may be a clown and Kavanaugh may be a frat boy, but the entire Kavanaugh case was living evidence that you're just as insane and reactionary as even the most absurd /pol/tard. Even when all testimony and fact of the manner aligns against your stupid uneducated opinion.

Weren't you the same retard complaining that the right-wing denies the truth?

oh right, the steroid abuse scandal hadn't come out yet

>Nah I'm just in the lol thread throwing a huge temper tantrum about how ass-devastated I am by posting all these comics I *happen* to have saved. I'm not here to shit-stir.
Everyone believes you.

Someone else made a really good edit of this comic where both couple's babies were black. It was a stonetoss comic with an actual joke attached.

> throwing a huge temper tantrum about how ass-devastated I am
Citation needed, dude. I was here to try out my bucket joke:
>Weren't you the same retard complaining that the right-wing denies the truth?
Wait, I'm insane for calling Kavanaugh's past a drunken embarrassing mess?

I can't help but notice you aren't posting comics, my triggered friends.

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Yes, we all know you're a crossboarder, it shows.

holy fuck based

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>dude you're obviously this boogeyman
>nah I'm not from here
>well DUH that was obvious
Yea Forums is a riot. /tg/ is like night and day difference. Here's one for you specifically.

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>Wait, I'm insane for calling Kavanaugh's past a drunken embarrassing mess?
If you actually followed the case instead of liking and retweeting things your friends said, then yes.

Hey that's a good libtard impression, you're a convincing SJW.

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Why are you autistically replying to every post, then?

>WORDSWORDSWORDSBALD
Fuck Penny Arcade

I'm not, this thread has 300 posts. Did you mean to ask "why are you replying to every post replying to you"?

You're a little thick, or new or something.

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Bugs appear near rot/decay. Not difficult to see where a negative mental association came from.

>dude I'm not I'm totally on-topic by posting tons of unfunny reposts because I'm totally not in every one of these threads.
At least get new material if you're going to do this.

>Yea Forums is a riot. /tg/ is like night and day difference
>/towergirls general/ is so much better than the cartoon board.
You probably don't actually remember when /tg/ was a really good board instead of a containment board for generals.

Huh?

>t. I just wanna grill god damnit

SANTA CLAUSE IS A NIGGER AND A GAY
US TWITTER FOLK ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

It would actually add a joke.

>joke

Boomer men are whipped simps who married the first woman who paid considerable attention to them. It was an impulsive decision made out of infatuation. The honeymoon phase long passed and they realize their mistake.

Based, this is why I never use tripcodes.

That image hurts.

im convince stonetoss has a scat fetish

Because this is what bugs are the west, beyond anything else.

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That sounds oddly a lot like my mom.
Dad, is that you?

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Kafka.

>This thread's still up

Choose another year between '81 and '99 and another month

June 93

Did you know that termites taste like peanuts?

You got it (it'll take a while)

>The Date

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I was wrong

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Now that actually sounds like a funny joke. Too bad rockthrow only goes for the fruit hanging so low it's scraping the ground.

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>why are people on the internet using internet lingo

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Nazi

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This is unironically funny

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t. Never interacted with a women
Theyre just like that user

Is there a wiki for right-wing conspiracy theories or something that can be used as a guide to understand what the fuck Stonetoss is even going on about half the time?

That bear has cute eyes...

Why would I cook in a grill that I no longer have steak on it?

You are a fool, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

Unironically? toxic masculinity and heteronormativity.

Oh, that Gergen!

the advneturez of npc wojak

My mother, my sister, and the two girlfriends I've had in my life were all exactly like this.

Lobsters were also ground up into paste, shell and all.

do you have some kind of mental handicap?
what's wrong with you

aw, did the mean user hurt your feelings

It's not really a conspiracy theory so much as he's referencing that there are more articles in the media saying "we have to replace meat with 'x'". In particular plants and bugs.