>MMMEEEEEEAANWWWHILE at TTTHHE X-mansion
MMMEEEEEEAANWWWHILE at TTTHHE X-mansion
Grayson Ross
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Luis Clark
He's coming...
Robert Martinez
Golly, Professor, I hope it doesn't explode today!
Ethan Jones
Who's coming ?
Jason Davis
Wasn't the Legion of Doom supposed to have a thread today?
Jordan Myers
OH YEEES BUB IM NOT GOING TO JAIL YEEEES IM NOW FREEEEEE
Michael Morales
Ayden King
*giggles* And with that I've sucked off every boy in school.
Kayden Rodriguez
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEEEEEER?
Jackson Turner
KITTY WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR CHILD ?
Isaac Martin
>the ghost of Bendis starts dropping X-Lads dead or turning them gay
Leo Gutierrez
BEEEEEENDIS
Lincoln Stewart
OI BRUV, WHICH OF YOU WANKERS TOOK ME BUZZCOCKS CDS?!
Josiah Perez
STFU BRITKEK NO ONE STOLE YOURE TRASH ALBUMS
Ryder Phillips
Hello you mutie shits
Adrian Perry
Is this the place? I honestly don't kno-
Uhh- hi? Are you another Legionnaire?
Aiden Evans
>xavier.jpeg
YOU ARE KILLING ME... POWER... OUT OF CONTROL...
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
John Torres
Xavier what is it ?
Jeremiah Howard
Even the ones without cocks?
Bentley Powell
God, imagine if Kitty Pryde wanted to suck your dick without your consent. You wouldn't be able to touch her thanks to the phasing abilities. She could be anywhere, anytime. You could be sitting at your computer only for her to rise through the floor and get between your legs. You could be walking around your house when a pair of arms comes out of the wall to restrain you against it. You can't really fight her, she would just make the parts of her that aren't touching you intangible. You couldn't even run, since she can walk through walls to take shortcuts you never could. It's basically just a countdown to unwanted fellatio with nothing you can do to stop it.
Kayden Gonzalez
this thread will never die
Grayson Scott
The mods keep deleting Legion of Doom threads without giving any reasons!
Quick, hide in this thread!
Lucas Morris
QUICK THROUGH THE POWER OF POKE-TEAM-EPIC, LET US FLEE TO SAFETY
Camden Ross
ok
Wyatt Allen
>A wild Delibird appeared!
John Bell
And what is this place, exactly?
we had several, all got tranny janny'd
Jeremiah Parker
Guys, what's going on?
[spoilers]No, but seriously, what's happening?[/spoilers]
Thomas Clark
A school? I preferred the Legion Hideout but I guess we'll have to make do.
Robert Young
C'mon lets raid the mods, they cant stop us all at once
Aaron Johnson
From what I gathered, its some sanctuary mansion for rejected morons in society.
Or something.
Juan White
Jannies are deleting legion threads with no explanation, my bet is on it being just one salty mod with nothing better to do
Luis Anderson
Mods keep deleting Legion of Doom threads so the roleplayers are coming here
Source on pic?
Jaxson Ortiz
Yeah, rather not get banned
How about instead... we raid their suggestion box with requests for a designated roleplaying board where we can have our threads in peace? 4channel.org
Jose Nguyen
MUTANTS DETECTED
Carson White
Janitors are deleting the threads because someone is flagging them for spam most likely. I haven't personally been on the threads, since I'm trying to shitpost my way to victory. Remember vote for Azula, or I'll burn your family alive!
Aaron Bennett
pixiv
Parker Ortiz
But where are they, and what can *I* do? They'll just step on me.
I share your sentiment-eh- Davio? Was it?
Hudson Cox
Ooh, sure, what the heck? What do I got to lose?
Gabriel Mitchell
You can call your local congressfag and have him beat the shit outta his nearest mod dungeon
Julian Green
Sounds pretty dumb...
Levi Gomez
OH NO YOU GUYS ? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE BUB ?
Hunter Lee
HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN. LET'S HOPE NO ONE FLOODS THE TOILETS OF THIS PLACE WITH CORPSES LIKE LAST TIME.
Connor Price
Camden Cruz
Oh hey karkat
Ayden Nguyen
sorry my bad
Ayden Rivera
Oh, that happened at least twice. both times were caused by GIR, but considering he's not here...
We're probably good
A third one?
Josiah Nelson
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Y̶̜̺͑̍͗̒̓̉͊̚̚E̶̢̢̪̯̹͙̎͛̀̕̚͘Ș̶̟͍̪͉̜̬́̇̄̒̓͑̐̉͠
My name is Diavolo
David Hughes
>It looks like the Delibird has brought three special gifts! The first three to speak with Delibird will receive them.
Jason Adams
Im gonna enjoy watching this place burn
Brandon Russell
alright boys I actually got a warning from the mods, apparently Legion of Doom threads are "off-topic"
Matthew Carter
since when?
Jackson Gomez
gimme a present mr delibird
Justin Gonzalez
(R)
Ooh, what are they?
(P)
Are they snacks?
Jack Watson
I would enjoy a gift
Since now, apparently
Nicholas Wilson
the mods be like
Jack Williams
it's not like we have anywhere else to do them.
Mods, if you're going to kick us out, at least give us somewhere to go
like an /rp/, maybe..?
Ethan Clark
UH, HI?
GOOD. IF I HAD TO HANDLE THAT STUPID SHITFUCK RUNNING AROUND FOR ONE MORE SECOND MY THINKPAN MIGHT MELT FROM THE STUPIDITY.
WHY THE FUCK ARE *YOU* HERE?
Daniel Flores
Umm guys what's going on here ?
Gavin Anderson
This is so stupid. I wish we at least had somewhere else to go.
Juan Howard
the mods be like
Jordan Turner
flee to /trash/?
Ian Perry
Why do you think, karkat
Jonathan Clark
hey you are here too
and of fuckin course you wwould be here
Ian Bailey
Ayden Davis
More troll children, isn't that just swell.
Chase Reyes
Inside these three presents are...
>A box of Cheezits
>A toaster oven
>A pocket watch
You decide who gets which.
Justin Ward
Whats wrong eridan, i thought we were furriends!
Aiden Wood
Whats the design of the watch? I was a mob boss and I damn well want to look classy.
Charles Barnes
(R)
Okay, seriously, why are you the only one without a color?
(P)
Cheezits?
Those wouldn't happen to contain CHEESE, would they? If so, DIBS!
Jace Jenkins
fuck yeah cheezits
Brody Watson
You didn't respond to him quick enough, the cheezits are for purple and green over there.
Nathan Diaz
LIKE I WOULD FUCKING KNOW? CONTRARY TO YOUR MASSIVE EGO'S BELIEF, I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT TO GUESS.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT, CARE TO FUCK OFF?
Justin Morales
jokes on them i needed a toaster oven
Robert Anderson
well, someones in a crabby mood
Blake Butler
How did you know my name, and who is "Green"?
Ethan Ortiz
i mean
of course wwe are
i mean
evven wwhen wwe rarely talk
i heard about you from kar
and then the game happened wwhere i helped you
>*trying so hard to forget about that rejection*
its best you dont push that question about kar
just let him be
Aaron Bennett
Forgot pic for this
>Now Delibird must be off!
Jack Collins
you
you is green
Kayden Jones
No, my name is Purple.
Colton Russell
Red and grey, red and grey. Your soul is as red as 「Crimson」and plenty vibrant. you identify it whether you want to or not. So, whats the big secret, why so touchy about colors?
Gavin Collins
REAL ORIGINAL, SHITFACE.
JESUS CHRIST, CAN YOU STOP TRYING TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE? I'M GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT FROM HOW FUCKING AWKWARD YOU ARE.
Caleb Long
... kek
Eli Stewart
Exactly, what's so awful about being red?
Charles Turner
WHY CAN'T YOU INFANTILE SHITFACES UNDERSTAND I WANT YOU ALL TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT COLOUR???!?? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SOMETHING KEPT SECRET???!???!
Logan Hughes
Your primary color purple but your skin is green, so you are Purple and Green
Joseph Adams
jesus Karkat, leave eridan alone, not bad enough that hes gonna die a virgin, you gotta kick that downed horse dontcha
Jackson Scott
Then why was yesterday’s thread allowed to stay up?
Camden Diaz
Is Mr, Wolverine here?
This is Josephi Krakowski's lawyer, the trial is off:
Josephi has been found dead!
Adam Moore
Hearing you scream is amusing, and besides who doesn't love a mystery?
I have no clue.
Levi Jenkins
WELL THEN YOU CAN SHOVE THE MYSTERY DOWN YOUR ASS, BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU.
OH SHUT UP, TAVROS WAS ALREADY PATHETIC AND YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE HIM A PARAPLEGIC TO ADD TO THE MIX. DON'T TRY TO FUCK WITH ME, YOU HAVE NO MORAL HIGH GROUND.
Chase Hernandez
Look here, disembodied voice, someone of my position shouldn't have to repeat himself like this.
My. Name. Is. Purple. Almighty Tallest Purple to you.
Not "Purple And Green".
Just "Purple".
Evan Morris
I feel bad for ol' Diavolo I know all too well what it's like to have victory pulled out from under you by a complete asspull
Luis Lopez
WHAT HOW ? IT WASNT ME WHO DONE THE CRIME ? IT COULD BE ANYONE ?
Matthew Thompson
You can read soul colors? Whats mine!?
What are these things, and why is the idiotic one screaming every time it opens its trap?
Adrian Rivera
The Chamberlain and black Spider-Man say you cut his arms off!
Justin Robinson
His body was found in a closet at his home...
Missing its head!
youtu.be
Jordan Cook
THAT WAS DAYS AGO THE CHARGES WERE CLEARED AFTER I APOLOGIZED TO JOSEPH
Carter Wright
Kitty... I need you to rape Magneto!
Carter Brown
Could you at least tell me WHY your kind is color-coded like this?
Robert Torres
Ive got a higher one than you, shitlips, cause atleast i tried doing something useful with my time on that godforsaken asteroid
Colton Roberts
wwell sorry if i felt like i wwas a bother to you guys that i thought i wwould try to go make neww ones wwhile keeping you guys in my thinkpan
nyeh?
>*confused*
i heard that you knoww
Nicholas Diaz
WHO COULDVE DONE THIS CRIME ANYWAY ?
Gavin Torres
I'LL READ YOUR COMIC MYSELF AND FIND OUT, I'LL FUCKIN DO IT
Disembodied voice? We're in the same room! You can see me, it's not like I'm speaking through my stand and hiding in the shadows like I used to.
THAT FUCKER GIORNO IS JUST LIVING IT UP RIGHT NOW WHILE IM DYING INFINITELY, I, DIAVOLO, SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.
Yours is small due to your stature, almost imperceptible even, but a nice shade of green, I theorize that your stand would be named 「Foo Fighters」
Brody Edwards
that was the idea ya dunce
Carson Price
Pic
Evan James
But... the pic you sent with that had nothing in it, just the night sky...
Nathaniel Harris
There were signs of struggle, as if someone had simply chopped his head clean off in but moment!
Who could have done this to such a beloved figure?
Cameron Cook
IT'S THE FUCKING HEMOSPECTRUM. LOWBLOODS AND HIGHBLOODS. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MORE OF AN EXPLANATION OUT OF ME THAN THAT.
OH YEAH, OF FUCKING COURSE. ALL YOU DID WAS FOOL AROUND WITH TEREZI THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH, FUCK OFF.
IT'S CALLED A FUCKING TYPING QUIRK!!!!!!
Jeremiah Clark
Fascinating... Does the color mean anything? And can I harness it somehow?
Dylan Gray
and I should be the rightful king of the monsters if it weren't for those damn humans and their stupid orca machine distracting me!
Adam Williams
Aw c'mon karkat, she was ASKIN for it
Alexander Morales
Oh yeah you can't see stands, here's a drawing of what it looks like.
Samuel Phillips
THEN IT MUST BE.........SABRETOOTH ?
David Adams
Maybe if you went to college you could've stopped your "writing quirk"
Brandon Carter
Not really, but now if anyone tells you that you have a green aura you'll know they can see souls if that's of any use.
David Morales
Hi there!
Levi Lewis
(P)
Ew, what's wrong with your eye?
(R)
I think I'm getting it now... You mentioned earlier about having different blood colors, didn't you?
So that would mean yours must be...
(in a flash, a bladed component bursts out from his PAK and slashes at Karkat)
William Wood
we do it on purpose m8te
Owen Morris
you again
Michael Garcia
Oh, thats very useful, Diavolo...
Useful indeed...
Gavin King
>THe Chamberlain jumps out from bush
>He pulls out his Glock
>BLAM
Jacob Cox
vision 8-fold
Thomas Perry
It looks gross
Charles Gutierrez
Oh, its that child everyone was freaking out about before. Your soul is, hmmm, quite large, you have a lot of potential, its pink, almost aggressively so.
You remind me of my dearest Doppio in a way, although your value is nothing compared to him,
Carson Collins
i could say the same thing about you chucklefuck
Brayden Gonzalez
I'm sorry, am I missing something? Why do people have complete disdain for this knucklehead?
Adam Gray
I’ll have my martini taken right to my classroom.
Dylan Stewart
Sorry freak, but I'm with Red on this one. Your eight pupil trick is definitely unsettling
Cameron Wilson
Abominable Steven possesses power of silver tongue, yes?
Chamberlain disdains competition for most honeyed words
Hmmmmmmm
Gavin Roberts
Your soul is blue, and while it is vibrant and of strong will seems to be fluctuating, like its in doubt. Strange.
What's wrong with strange eyes?
Cooper Howard
You 8nt seen the half of it, this baby lets me see through WALLS (or into magic 8balls with no holes)
Logan Miller
Hey what the fuck that pic doesn't have my pupils green and fractured into multiple space apart dots. Damn game makers fucked up my model
Ayden Morgan
Why, sir?
Gabriel Parker
I see...
He's some do-gooder who can't keep his mouth shut, amiright?
Useful, sure, but still an eyesore. And I should know from experience.
Colton Watson
WHERE IS SABRETOOTH ?
Isaiah Ward
He's a fat boy with a strange infatuation with me is what he is! Whoever made those disgusting images of him and I together will be killed after I'm miss Yea Forums 2019.
There you are, smelly manlet!
Chase Butler
ITS YOU
Jace Moore
Zorua’s illusion wore off!
Hehe!
Julian Morris
Azula are you judging someones personality off of...porn made of them?
Michael Price
Very dissapointing, Chamberlain hoped to bring great surprise to Steven...
Hmmmmmmmm
Hudson Jackson
WE’VE BEEN DUPED!
Owen Evans
I'm surprised you're intelligent enough to figure that one out, furry! Now let's dance before Jean and Rachel join in for the fun!
Somewhat. I despised him before, but those images just pushed me over the edge.
Nathaniel Roberts
Whose weird dog is this
Caleb Martin
HEHEHE, THATS RIGHT YA MOOKS, YOUVE BEEN JAPED BY THE SHADOW THIEF POPPLE
Liam Foster
>Jean and Rachel
Oh fuck, There goes the mansion again!
Luis Rodriguez
*Dodge's azula's attack pretty fast*
IS THIS ALL YOUVE GOT ?
*headbutts Azula's stomach*
Levi Edwards
Because I ran after the men who attacked the good Professor
...
But I lost them.
Hudson Morris
From what little I've heard of you you dont seem like the kind of person it would be easy to not be despised by, then again what person would genuinely want to be around you?
Cameron Phillips
>Zorua noises
Elijah Nelson
Idiot!
>Grabs Logan by the head and starts boiling his brain inside his adamantium skull.
Now stop being stupid and hold still. This will only hurt a bit, before Jean makes you fuck Scott again.
Kayden Bennett
Tsk, someone get it out of here before I do what JoJo villains do
Eli Price
It still looks stupid.
Lucas Davis
Chamberlain must retire friends, has much work to do, when shall legion hold next meeting?
Alexander Thompson
NEVER
*uses his claws to cut Azula's hands then runs away*
Cameron Hill
Even more grey fishy people!
Isaiah Cruz
Legion threads are banned, so we'll have to convene here from now on. If this thread dies I'll make a new "X-Mansion" thread at around 12 PM EST. For now, arrivederci.
Asher Clark
look i can just gravity beam him any time
Carter Rivera
Either Tuesday or Friday, when the mods stop deleting Legion threads
Christian Price
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A COLLEGE?
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!??!??!
(Karkat gets hit, falls back, and immediately begins panicking.)
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????? DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING SCREW LOOSE YOU DOUCHEY FUCKMAGGOT????????? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST DID??
Camden Williams
PHEW NOW I JUST NEED TO TURN ON THE GUNDAM AAAAAAAAND
*turns on*
OH THANK GOD NOW I CAN ESCAPE
*fly's away the mansion*
Nathaniel Nguyen
Enough people support me, Crimson. The ones that don't will eventually or be crushed under my heel. Now excuse me.
>Azula let's go of Logan's head and back flips away from his claws, before shooting a fireball at fleeting form.
Get back here you smelly Canadian!
Kevin Gomez
No, because you wouldn't fucking tell me.
Luis Wood
I need the exercise, I think my ass is getting fat. It's not like he's going to go far, I could always use my stand and make him come back.
Jaxon King
Nah I think the reason why they keep getting shot down is because they get spammed a bit often, has happened before so we just waited out like once in a bit and not every single day. I like them too but they can be very tiresome if done all the time, the DBS threads are an example of what might happen if these threads were to go far(even though these threads would never reach that level in a million years).
Sebastian Bennett
they are not really sea dwwellers like me or fef
just more trolls be precise
call it a hunch or wwhatevver
but i think you wwould get along wwell with the olivve one hey
*glares at Red, already pulling out ahab's crosshairs*
wwhat the fuck do you think you are doing
Isaac Allen
YOU CANT CATCH ME YOU STUPID FIRE SLUT
*Gets even faster than before to the point he's leaving to space*
Brandon Ross
Oh shut it, it's just a scratch.
I know this is the pot calling the kettle black, but I think you need emotional support rather than political support. I never went to therapy for my laundry list of issues and now I'm infinitely dying.
Ryan Reyes
Hay! Be nice to big sis Azula!
Hunter Kelly
What happened in the DBS threads?
Lucas King
Wait what the fuck, did you say "stand" as in a manifestation of ones spirit?
Jace Hill
(He looks at the blade as red drips down)
I thought so...
So that's it? That's fucking it?
Azula, show him the hand Wolverine cut.
Ethan Murphy
YEAH THAT'S FUCKING IT! IT'S EXACTLY FUCKING IT! MAYBE I DIDN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING PERSONAL? MAYBE I DIDN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU BECAUSE IF OTHER PEOPLE KNEW I WOULD BE FUCKING DEAD??? I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS UGLY FUCKING COLOUR YOU IDIOT! IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT FUCKING HAPPENS, AND IF SOME FUCKING DRONE OR HIGHBLOOD CATCHES MY ASS I'M FUCKING DEAD! THANKS A LOT, THANKS A FUCKING LOT, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR WHEN I DECIDED TO JOIN THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Ward
>The wild Zorua fled!
Jeremiah Thompson
Go check one out on Yea Forums to find out the madness that never ends. They used to be fun but then they got took over by shitposters who spam them on Yea Forums all the time.
Noah Nguyen
Just ask the irkens to topple your shit government then, caste systems are garbage anyways.
Brandon Watson
I suggest waiting till Monday or Friday to make the next one so there’s little spam.
Oliver Watson
It's ok, UniKitty. Logan is a dumb weasel that's outshined by Sabertooth, and Diavolo isn't bad.
I know, but I don't care! I do whatever makes me happy, and hurting people that I don't like makes me happy! Also, yes a very nice man named Dio Brando taught me. It's called [Cassandra Gemini], allows me to rewind time with the longest I've been able to do was five minutes.
Now it's time to see it's power!
[Cassandra Gemini]! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!
>Logan and his Gundam start to get dragged back to earth as Azula's stand forces time to rewind.
Aaron Reyes
Holy shit, get over yourself...
You're nothing special, everything on Earth has the same blood color.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Urth* fuck
Michael Jenkins
You know I never clicked into Legion threads and I always thought they were just meme threads with people posting random villains saying they're in attendance. But looking at the shit going on in this thread I'm glad they're getting banned. Fuck is all this shit?
Brayden Cooper
Your entire "plan" is convoluted and makes no sense. Of course you don't even know what a college is.
Say, Azula, is that your name? The names Sheldon Plankton, and I'll have you know I voted for you!
You rule a nation right? What say we talk about a franchise location?
Caleb Campbell
Besides, just look at yourself...
You even sweat red...
They were bound to find out eventually.
Elijah Ross
NOOOO.... IT.... CANT.... BE .... MUST ACTIVATE SUPER DUPER NEWTYPE SPACE AUTISMO MODE
*New mode activates using it's newtype abilities to be even more fast and damaging to the earth atmosphere as well* NOW IM GOING TO SPACE BITCHES GOODBYE
Eli White
They're fun, faggot
Brandon Morgan
How bizarre
Christian Myers
GOODBYE EARTH
*gundam lifts off to space and disappears*
Juan Robinson
I mean these threads can get real memey, but mostly its just an excuse to talk to people. Is it autistic, yeah. Should they be banned on sight? Well its not like its hurting anyone or taking over the board.
Aiden Hill
In a way, yes I rule a nation. What kind of franchise are you talking about Sheldon? If it's the Chum Bucket, I think I know the prefect place for it.
Ahhhh, fuck it. His autism is too strong right now. Logan lives another day.....for the moment.
Julian Lewis
It really was a.......bizarre adventure.
Josiah Wilson
Caste system planets are so easy to colonize, just have an invader disguise as a member of a high-ranking class, and you're pretty much set.
Jackson Morgan
Yes! You already know, Zuly baby! I'm planning on opening another Chum Bucket in one of your more populated provinces! We can work out the details, but this will be an economic boon for the both of us!
Grayson Turner
Beautiful! There's a wonderful spot opened at Ember Island, which is considered one of Fire Nations most prolific vacation spots. You'll easily get enough customers and revenue by the prime location!
Jayden Morales
Well shit happens, it actually was like that and just villains having a fine time, but in more recent threads they're have been a lot of battles and conflict going on and should just slow down significantly, I'm one of the few who's still doing this the old fashioned way
Gabriel Lee
Yeah imagine basing someones worth entirely on something as arbitrary as blood color, or any other aesthetically related thing. But you wouldn't know ANYTHING about that would you "Tallest"?
Elijah Morris
Prove me wrong
Juan Taylor
Excellent! I see a prosperous future between the both of us! And if I happen to "misplace" any gadgets, you'll be the first to know...
Owen Lopez
Whoever plays chamberlain and the tallest know how to do rp right, and I dont even watch Dark Crystal or Invader Zim
Adrian Cook
Umm hello, where's Logan ?
Connor Gomez
Oh, calm your fucking gills, fishbreath. I'll get a medical drone to patch him up once he quits having a meltdown.
Christopher Ortiz
I pretty much try to stay in character as much as possible, especially skeletor
Austin Russell
That's fine by me but if those gadgets make things burn, I'm going to want to see them in action. Nothing better then a forest fire in the morning.
Ryan Scott
To be fair Diavolo, being tall is very important. Just look at me. Any moron could just step on me.
I wish I was tall.
Joshua Williams
i believve you wwill givve him medical attention NOWW before i blast you both
Jackson Roberts
Where's Logan anyway ? And why is there so many bad guys here ? Fuck where's kitty ?
Brody Johnson
I don't give a flying crap since I'm having fun. However, I tried to stay mostly in character at first but things happened that would change character and as such I changed their personality to suit the changes.
Luke Green
Well Plankton, you are comically short, it'd make sense you'd want to be taller. But basing someones worth on how tall they are is logically bankrupt.
Caleb Thompson
Then its settled. Oh man, wait till' Karen hears about this!
Calm down, mutant sea creature. We ALL want the whining loser to shut his mouth for 5 seconds.
Joseph Harris
Aww it’s ok little guy! Give me a hug!
>accidentally steps on Plankton
Adrian Cook
Playing Diavolo is interesting, because if you stay accurate he's a self centered asshole and while almost every character is an ass here nobody plays into it too much. I just kind of imagine that a few centuries of infinitely dying have mellowed him out,
William Morris
OOOooooowww
Please, feline mutant, I appreciate the gesture, but be careful...
Robert Torres
Fiiiiine.
(A communication device sprouts from the PAK)
The loud one is injured, get a medic down here
Wait, you could hear him from all the way up there?
No, if I'm being honest, it's not surprising whatsoever.
Height is completely different.
William Reed
Ghidorah is a giant space monstrosity so i'm basically making this up whole cloth
Hudson Cooper
So by your standards the giant three headed space dragon must be practically omniscient right?
Aaron Foster
To me it is. Whats your point?
Leo Scott
the healing process better be smooth as a fresh pearl in an oyster
wwounds wwill be healed wwithout any signs of stitches or scars
i wwould see it wwithout these specs
>*points at glasses*
its a pity that i wwould havve supported you if you wwere not the smallest living aquatic creature to evver livve
he is also my friend
Luke Powell
you know even though you are so incredibly microscopic to me that i can't even see you I bet we could be good friends all the same
Luis Stewart
You're thinking of omnipotence. Omniscience represents knowing all, and while Ghidorah isn't stupid he isn't a genius either. My point is that if the tallest actually stuck to their stupid caste system they would be grovelling before big and yellow.
Charles Edwards
Look bub, the fact that I got to where I am despite my height is a testament to my capabilities! You should rethink your opinion of me.
And if he's your friend, then can you get him to have an inside voice!? There's no reason to constantly shout!
Joshua Bell
I hope that Wolverine doesn't make his famous Canadian chili again.
Joshua Collins
Likewise, my draconian co-worker!
We're talking about a space faring dragon that is quite possibly an eldritch creature. If he isn't omniscient then I'm not a genius either.
Elijah Hughes
(R)
Well, we ARE allied.
However, between the humans and diamonds, we realize our standards of height don't work for every species.
First of all, I thought you wanted all land dwellers dead.
Secondly, doesn't your lack of any kind of reaction prove how delusional he is about his blood color?
(P)
And "friend"? Hah, that's one hell of a one-sided friendship if I ever saw one!
Gavin Robinson
He isn't any more eldritch than my stand. I mean he can't even see souls
Lets keep it that way.
Josiah Flores
sadly i can't claim to be omniscient even if i can wipe entire planets of all sentient life
>Well, we ARE allied.
and it was a fortuitous alliance indeed
probably because i don't need to see souls to wipe someone off the face of the earth
Cooper Morales
But can your stand fire gravity beams?
Luke Hughes
HEEEEERE YOU AAAAARE! THE POWER WENT OUT AND I WAITED. Oh, how I WAITED! But the power never came ON! AND WHAT DOES ZIM SEEEEEEE but his fellow Legionnaires partying it up among filthy HYOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOMANS!
Jason Perry
Ah but can you make baseless statements on someones personality based on whatever arbitrary color their soul happens to be? I think not.
Julian Perry
I feel like I play a large part in that, and I'm sorry
But when they're not gorging themselves on snacks, fucking with others and loving violence are the biggest aspects of the Tallests' characters
Evan Rogers
No but I can saw what you said ten seconds before you said it, could have skipped time past that point and make you forget you said it, and can punch a fist sized hole through anyone in this room unimpeded.
Gavin Jones
Oh man Zim you missed so much! Like The Chamberlain shooting Steven Universe and Azula fighting Wolverine! Didn’t you get the memo that the Legion moved?
Kevin Ross
don't need to judge character when I can just reduce you to subatomic dust all the same also I can breath and fly in space so how about that? That kars fellow couldn't even do that and just look at him now a lifeless rock eternally doomed to drift the stars
Easton Diaz
Say, Tallests Red and Purple, speaking of alliances, do you two have any vacant land for use? Lets speak fast food business!
Well thats what this Legion is for, isn't it Ghidora? We as an organization could solve any technical problem you happen to come across!
Eh- are you related to one of the tallests? You're short compared to them.
Juan Anderson
Just what we need, another person who never stops screaming...
I mean-
Hey, Zim. What's up?
Nicholas Anderson
My stand is suited to taking out things that aren't building sized. Plus while you are strong you wouldn't actually be able to hit me, and if I did get hit that's just one death among infinite. And if you want a stand that can destroy you instantly just look at 「Killer Queen」or, or that piece of shit 「Golden Experience Requiem」.
Jaxon Anderson
None that are underwater
Matthew Foster
Right-eh,
Lets say we avoid using our powers against each other?
Isaac Ortiz
Yeah killing any of the people who have actually been somewhat amiable towards me for the first time in centuries isn't on my to do list.
Jace Watson
Submersion of water is completely unnecessary! Besides, you have tons of whole planets! I'm sure you could spare, say-I dunno, 200 sq ft by 175 sq ft?
Kayden Baker
i do wwant land dwwellers dead
but he and another are an exception to this
next
a shit ton happened since a game was played
deaths here and there
that it is too much shit on my mind to take it all in
i could be full of myself to the point i dont givve a fuck as long as the ones i knoww are still here wwhere they are supposed to be
its not reely one-sided
this is howw wwe act around each other
your high intelligence does earn some of my respect and to be part of the oceanic life style
that i cannot deny
but that is howw kar really speaks
just as i wwould speak in mine despite someone i knoww says my accent is wweird
evveryone in our planet has different speakin manners
some are easier to understand and others more complicated
Noah Campbell
It couldn't have been THAT important that I didn't see it! Or GIR could have eaten it. He does that.
I merely work for them, little cyclops. My size, however, is IRRELEVAAAAAANT! Besides, you're shorter than I am! Eh. Who are you?
Oh, my Tallest! I knew the Legion might leave me behind, but I had no idea you would join them! Surely, there must be some mistake. Do not worry, Zim forgives.
Brody Scott
Yeah. My bad if I have any hand in that. Toning down Zim is a bit tough, I'm honestly kinda new to threads like this. I'm working on being as not-annoying as possible, though. Hopefully it works.
Michael Sanders
Zim we had no control over our forced relocation, some higher power had a hand in it. My bets on that UPSTART BRAT GIORNO AND HIS SHIT STAND, PROBABLY SET THE THREADS BACK TO ZERO OVER AND OVER.
Jacob Ortiz
I'm glad we could see, eye-to-eyes, hehehe
Well, if that little "quirk" is permanent, then I guess I shouldn't give him much flak. And thanks for the compliment fellow Legionnaire!
Name's Sheldon Plankton friend. If you work for the tallests, that makes us allies by proxy. And who are you? Us short members ought to stick together, amiright?
Juan Butler
Oh yeah, sorry about that.
I guess we forgot to call you
Jaxon Moore
I should totally team up with some kind of mad scientist it would be useful
i don't really get how that killer queen thing worked. Sure it killed normal sized people but i'm basically the size of a fucking mountain would it really work the same at that point? fuck GER though
Cooper Nguyen
I think we pretty much already have plans for all the planets we've conquered
Alexander Gonzalez
「Killer Queen」would have to expend a lot of energy to kill you completely, but my guess is that it would take turning you into a bomb like four times before you are completely atomized. Bitez Za Dust is a whole different story, I'm of the belief that that could destroy anything organic with one click, you dont get stabbed with the arrow twice without getting something absolutely broken.
Gabriel Davis
And to think we trusted our precious Hall of Doom to the hands of fate. Fate has dealt us the GIORNO! THE CURSED GIORNOOO!
Of course! If you are allied with my Tallest, then I am allied with you. Tell me, Shel-Don, do you belong to an empire? You don't look hyooman...
It's good that I've found you, then! Could you imagine losing contact with such a valuable asset to the Irken armada? Who would bring sandwiches?
Nathan Bennett
you know i bet if the planet blew up Giorno wouldn't be so smug then nullify that you bitch
Jaxson Clark
Then its a deal Ghidora! We'll be unstoppable!
Tallests baby, isn't there a planet dedicated to fast food service? This is a restaurant dedicated to selling exotic snacks- AT CHEAP PRICES! I estimate a complete 10% increase in the planet's money surplus by 6 months!
Please, call me Plankton fellow Legionnaire! Believe me, I would've been Emperor of my own empire! But alas, my plans were foiled...
I'm also a Plankton who sells chum! You should try some!
Lucas Lopez
CURSED IS RIGHT, THAT FUCK JOINED MY ORGANIZATION AND IN LESS THAN A WEEK TURNED TRAITOR, GAINED THE MOST ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL ABILITIES IN ALL OF FICTION, AND PUT ME IN AN INFINITE DEATH LOOP. THAT PIECE OF SHIT Å̴͎A̶̤͛A̴͕͘A̷͝Â̷̼A̸̘̍A̴̰Ä̷̹́A̴̱Ä̷͎́A̴̱̍Ḫ̸̛H̴͇͐H̷̬̏H̶̫̽H̴͓̀H̶̦̉
He could indeed nullify that, the little prick.
Isaiah Thomas
(R)
But Zim, waiting on us is service drone work, and you're Irk's (snicker) finest invader.
...
(Red looks over to see Purple finishing the last sandwich)
...You really couldn't have left me at least one?
(P)
You didn't seem interested!
Gavin Reyes
You sell chum? What is this chum, Plankton? Would it be a good gift for my Tallests? Tell Ziiiiiim.
MORE POWERFUL THAN TALK NO JUTSU?!
But my TALLEEEEST, the invasion is going so smoothly that I have much free time TO provide these snacks! Haven't you gotten my progress reports?
>Zim lamely searches a small inventory of snacks tucked into his PAK for any replacement sandwiches. Red would simply have to go hungry, as Zim wasn't giving up HIS sandwich.
Evan Perez
(Forgot pic)
I guess we could see if theres room on Foodcourtia
Ryder Butler
if i can give any solace it's that i will inevitably outlive him and i can desecrate his grave when it happens
Henry Hughes
Oh yes! Its a food fit for all intelligent life! Had I known there would be Legionnaires interested, I would bring some. Chum is simply the finest piece of oceanic meat!
Thats all I ask, Tallests! Do let me know if you're willing to make the best investment in a long time!
Colton Gomez
I hate to break it to you, but GER most likely set Giornos aging to zero without his consent, it will protect him from all threats, its like a genie whose sole purpose is to make sure one guy is always alive. On the bright side GER won't let the universe die either.
Ian Richardson
Oh, sorry, we were busy uh... working on diplomatic relations! Yeah.
Jose Clark
all we need to do is wait for the next shitty crisis crossover event where the big main villain somehow gets rid of GER to establish how big of a threat he is and thus resetting back to regular Gold Experience and thus arbitrarily resetting the status quo
Hudson Miller
Ugh, dont remind me of Eyes of Heaven
Isaac Johnson
hey this is the legion of doom might as well start thinking in trite dc cliches to win
Camden Thomas
The Urth meats make me sick. Provide Zim some of this chum for analysis! In return, I will give you some Irken snacks. The Tallests won't mind.
Blake Cox
Hmm. Let me check...
>Rummages in skin-pocket
A-Ha! Try this Chumstick, Zim!
Benjamin Edwards
Yes we will.
Anyways, speaking of which, we have to go, we have a new shipment of snacks coming in.
Fish boy,
(The Irken medics run what seems akin to a cautery pen over the wound, except instead of just simply stopping the bleeding, it seems to have left perfectly healed skin in its path)
your friend will be fine.
Physically, anyway. He seems to have some serious mental issues to sort out, though.
(night everyone)
Julian Cruz
Arrivederci, R and P
Connor Thomas
Bye Tallests! Do let me know if you've got room for a Chum Bucket franchise!
(Goodnight Tallest user!)
Aiden Adams
Night, dude!
Also...
Guys, one last thing
This could just be on my end, but considering it appears like this on both my computer and my phone, it probably isn't.
Check out that one old thread, it glitched the fuck out.
It should be deleted, you can't reply, it's completely unlisted, its page number is "?", but for some reason it isn't 404'd or marked as archived
Adrian Jenkins
oh right, the automatic links-turn-into-quotes shit
just copy/paste this then thread/110019472
Kevin Nguyen
>Italian for Devil
Did your mom hate you?
Josiah Diaz
I mean...
We're literally just named after our eye colors.
Kevin Long
Hah, she must have after I sewed her mouth shut, buried her under my house, then burned her and my entire birth village to ashes when my father unearthed her.
Juan Lee
My whole family line is named after my own species, so...