How would you help her cause Yea Forums?

fine Im bored today.

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Damn, getting straight to the point today, are we?

My MAN.

Charlotte’s Web: Turning kids into furries since 1973.
Seriously tho. Kinda hot.

Do you think if Charlotte could accomplish it, she would kill the humans to save Wilbur?

My hope that Yea Forums's degeneracy has reached a point that if the book/film ever gets a remake or new version all the comments online at least once mention this fat shit.

You’ve forgotten all about the live action version.

I mean like after that version.

I would burn her sinful flesh with holy fire.

How is spider waifu sinful?

Make her giant so she can fuck the pig.

Make her giant so she can kill the farmer.

A spider + sexual. Do grow a brain dumbass

Make her giant so she can fuck the pig, after killing and maybe eating the farmer.

>sex = evil
Keep seething Christcuck

Do you think Charlotte's love towards Wilbur extends beyond Platonic?

>ywn worship Charlotte's giant sloshing belly

eat the pig
problem solved

Who gets to eat the pig though?

get her off cocaine

Get her ON cocaine

Fun Fact: Did you know female spiders store fat in their abdomen and ovaries?

No.

That fact wasn't very fun.

The fattest.

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It was inevitable, that's just the fate of any Yea Forums waifu.

How long till some rich user fuck makes a fat Charlotte adaption of the story into a feature film?

oh no
what have i done

you stupid silly fuck.

This.

MISTER ZUCKERMAN!
MISTER ZUCKERMAN!
MISTER ZUCKERMAN!

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"I hope I don't wake up Wilbur."

>she's a predator species so she won't feel bad about it.
Humans are a predator species. Charlotte won't feel bad about it because spiders are solitary organisms with an r-type reproductive strategy, and therefore have no need for mental tools like empathy or social dynamics simulations.

I do not think there is a way. The natural life cycle of a spider is to give birth and die.

She had sex with another spider for the purpose of procreation. The word you're looking for is "wholesome", which is approximately the opposite of sinful.

well then obviously we need to lengthen her lifespan through sacrificial ritual.

Town shocked! Gigantic arachnid crushes local farmer.

>You will never get to hear Charlotte moan in that voice of hers as you impregnate her with hundreds of children.

By dabbing on her grave

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PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!

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Wilbur should have stomped on Templeton and broke his back when he had the chance.

Wilbur should've sicced all 514 of Charlotte's kids on him.

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What is this picture suggesting and where is the full version. I looked up Yoyo but all I found was Dumbing of Age porn.

there is no full version it was made inside a previous Yea Forums thread.

meant for

Right, then I believe the pagan God Eastre would be the most appropriate.

Enslave her children to make custom silk embroidery, use the profits to give Wilbur a long, super morbidly obese life, watching his only friend's children toil for his comfort for the rest of their lives.

spoe?

No. I'm the one responsible for Spoe and everything else

You sir will go down in history for causing that thread 2 years ago.

i dont think its just the sex part
probably the sex with a literal spider part

>probably the sex with a literal spider part
Man why is Christianity so fucking gay? Not wanting to fuck a spider waifu, jeez man.

No.

Her cause being to not eat Wilbur?

I mean sure, but I'm only an end product consumer. He's just going to have to avoid getting slaughtered and I won't eat his delicious flesh.

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steal them both.

I guess I could just buy the pig.

If Someone bought Wilbur, would Charlotte leave the farm to go along with Wilbur?

Eat more turducken

Templeton'll eat it.

Eat Templeton.

Eat everything else that could potentially lead to Wilbur dying.

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Remember Fern was aware of Charlotte's existence and did nothing to help her and Wilbur.

Not only that, she could apparently understand the animals, since she later retells their conversation about the dud egg at the dinner table. She knew literally everything that was going on, but chose to be a bystander.

I haven't seen this movie in a long time but I just noticed she has antenna. Would probably do better without that, and maybe some extra eyes and some fangs.

no fuck that

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Those who have sex must be punished with death

The procreation of sinful creatures of the dark is a sin enough in and of itself infidel.

But I love this kind of degenerate bullshit.

share cocaine with her then have freaky human x spider sex

>tfw the movie didn't end with her becoming a gigantic spider goddess to bless humanity into a golden age

Templeton will eat whatever I give him.

This is why it needs a remake

No because they'd find a way fo screw it up

Naah.

Anything?

Damn shame.

Anything and then some.

So why didn't Fern try and do anything? Literally anything.

I miss /fatbug/.

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She's eating her mate after they had sex

Spiders are bros, user. They keep pests in check which would otherwise spread disease or spoil food.

Spiders are nature's artists.

It's simply some good natured tomfoolery.

fucking Yea Forums

never change

I'm Muslim and I consider eating pork Haram.
So when you think about it, I'm already helping Charlotte. الله أكبر!

>tfw loved Charlotte as a kid
>loved her singing voice. My waifu before I even knew what that was
>love spiders
>own an A. Seemannii as a result
>see all this shit

It's been two years and yet I hate you all more than I can ever hope to express. There are no words in all the languages of the world, not a single combination of characters in all the human lexicon, that can do justice to the sheer, unmitigated, ungodly hatred i feel for all you faggots. I can handle trashy fetish shit. This is fucking Yea Forums - where you're one or two clicks away from seeing two hermaphrodites passed as "girls" fucking each others intestines out through their mouths with 432-foot long dicks. It's not the inherent degenerate nature of this that's making want to skin you all with my teeth and fingers, but the way in which you espouse it to Charlotte: one of my most beloved characters from what little good I had in my childhood. I have see footage of people in the Balkans dismembering prisoners with chainsaws, muslims beheading prisoners with knives, and cartel members disemboweling people who stepped foot in their territory, all while the're in front of their tied up, crying children, yet every one of the people in those videos, if they are still alive, would gag and vomit and faint in shock and horror at what I would do to you if it were in my power. The sheer disgust and murderous contempt i feel for you burns in my temples and threatens to burst every capillary in my body. it drives my dreams when days get bad enough and I am reminded of your subhuman appetites. I long for the day when I get to see your broken, flayed, crumpled bodies give up the last ounces of life from them after however many months or even years I get to exact the fruits of my hatred on you

I fucking hate you all.

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Dude, they're just drawing her mordibly obese. Take a deep breath, she can always just get a scooter when she's at Wal-Mart.

Wouldn't a farting spider attract more flies to them to eat?

Would that not actually be beneficial to their existence?

We're trying but the Ya Ya Sisterhood is having none of it

>not using the nuclear version

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This reminds me that there's a pic out there of galaxy-sized fat Charlotte pooping planet-sized turds into the depths of space. It is probably my most shameful boner.

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See this is the kind of shit that needs to get feature film adaptions if only to scar families across the world.

>We can't spam Debbie Reynold's social media accounts with this bizarre shit of a character she voiced cause she's dead.

Barn spider only live for one year. They also eat the smaller males that mate with them. So it's kind of hot to think that sometime during the movie she hot steamy spider sex with a male barn spider we never got to meet.

This picture has the right idea though:

Chick-fil-a subsequently adds spider to the menu

How could anyone hate Templeton?

youtu.be/-bTSs3hTNRE

The other animals were just a bunch of self-righteous busybodies!

how many spiders would one have to fry to equal a standard 3 piece meal at chick fil a?

He's a fucking dick when he has to do anything that doesnt give him an immediate sense of gratification.

Like this!

youtu.be/GZkhpRfqsI0

Speaking of fat erotica, this scene has always given me a boner. I remember being eight years old and feeling extremely funny when this scene played.

Sure, but they all nagged at him all the time and he just wanted to mind his own business. It's not his fault that Wilber is a fat dumb pig.

stupid rat had to get fat and not superior characters like Wilbur and Charlotte

and Fern

i fapped to the scat version of this pic several times last week

So...why a musical? Why was the film adaption a musical?

Damn user.

Its not Charlotte's fault that fucking cat wanted to snag Templeton either.

nice trips. it was a new record for me.

Charlotte was being a bitch. She was trying to coerce Templeton into meetings he clearly wasn't interested in.

What makes Charlotte changed in such a way so fappable?

He was being an uncaring faggot. He already had access to the pig's fucking trough. FAR more than enough food for a rat.

what?

she's such a nice character in the book that seeing her sexually corrupted does things to me

Well, I mean, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but the idea of a fat, flabby spider squatting down and taking a huge, runny dump in front of me gives ME a boner. But I acknowledge I may be a weirdo.

Wilbur whined his way to achievement, effectively proving Yea Forums right.

I want to fuck charlotte

I want to fuck Charlotte's egg sac.

I want to hug regular non-fat Charlotte

your fingers alone would crush her, boy.

He was minding his own business. The other animals were forcing him to care, so I don't blame him for being an asshole. He just wanted to eat and sleep like rats love to do!

Good point. He only survived as long as he did because Charlotte pitied him. Wilber is nice pig, but he's also pathetic.

What if Charlotte was the gluttonous asshole and Temepton was the kind helper towards Wilbur?

To be fair, he was still pretty young at the time and had little in the way of experience.

I like to think Charlotte saw abit of herself in him which is what motivated her to help him.

Then I'm sure Templeton would find his own way to help him. Just like Charlotte, he would pity the poor hog. That's a good question though!

True. Charlotte did take a liking to him. Her species only lives for one year and she made it clear that saving him was her life goal other than getting laid. She accomplished both of her life goals!

This version of Templeton might take pity in the fact that he is seen as nothing more than a pest even by the farm animals and Wilbur is the only one to never show him any discontent. Charlotte is just focused on getting more insects to keep herself fed. Templeton promises to get her some of that flypaper the humans keep in the house if she helps them. dozens, hundreds of flies all for her.

Can you imagine how awkward it would have been had Wilbur came across Charlotte's mate BEFORE the mate interacted with Charlotte?

or atleast before the final deed assuming she ate him?

That's a good idea! They could bond over their mutual love of eating slop and sleeping in. Also, like you said Templeton is an outcast because he's a rat, and Wilber is sort of treated that way initially because he's a pig.

I would love to see an actual alternative reality version of the story like this! Templeton becomes Wilber's true friend and Charlotte is an uncaring, spiteful, gluttonous bitch.

Yeah, I see what you mean. Poor Wilber already had to contemplate death. It would be even more intense if Charlotte also had to explain sex and cannibalism to him! The poor pig would really lose his mind!

Charlotte has to explain to the poor pig where the other spider he met a few days ago went.

"I'm sorry Wilbur but...its just how some spiders like myself are."

"Don't you...you feel sad about killing someone you love?"

"Oh I do Wilbur, but...tsk it's complicated, he knew the risks involved, we both did... if it makes you feel any better Wilbur, I'd made it as quick and painless as I could."

"I guess so Charlotte..."

>Charlotte briefly makes herself too heavy to sit on her web.

She might explain why spiders do that. It's the only way that a male spider can provide for the wellbeing of his offspring, which he wouldn't have lived to see even if she hadn't eaten him.

excuse me?

TONIGHT I HAVE COMMIT A CRIME

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you FUCK link the full image!

Charlotte was my chilhood crush and I think she might have given me my mommy kink so this shouldn't really even be a surprise to me I guess.
twitter.com/filedew/status/1173502546062860289?s=20

What do you guys think of miss spider she may have been a momfu for me

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Her eyes cross the line for me to 2spooky
which is weird considering I'm into much more weird looking girls

I feel she has that sexy predatory look like she could kill you be loved you to much to hurt you in anyway

>I looked up Yoyo
That says Yoto.

Same, shit was fun while it lasted.

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cool.

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Who's better, Charlotte or Miss Spider?

"Charlotte, why are you looking at me like that?-No, stop it, get out of my pants-No-NO-Ohhhh-oohhhhhhh-Charlloooooooote!"

Charlotte
The OG Mommy spider

I made a typo in the post, not the search. If I Dumbing of Age Porn while lookkng for Yoyos then something must be SERIOUSLY wrong.

nice

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I dont get it.

Nice.

How can a spider be considered fat?

When they can no longer stay on their webs.

Are you aware of Shelob?

only effects wasps and hornets, she's a spider, see the problem?

vaguely

What if it just made your situation worse?

Well she’s a giant spider that built a series of interconnected webs inside cave tunnels

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dear god wtf is that?

L-lewd.

Both spiders and mosquittoes deserve extinction. You sinners whine about balance between light and darkness, when searing light should purge all the shadows.

thats something only a dirty fucking fly lover would say.

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So what exactly is it about Charlotte....other than the obvious "she's a female cartoon character" thats makes her a waifu for so many?

voice and personality does a lot too

Do you think Charlotte would fuck Wilbur if it were physically possible for her to do so?

I would wonder what kind of drugs I took to see a talking spider capable of bedroom eyes.

I'd ask you where I can get some for myself.

Noice.

Steven can redeem her

Not if he gets eaten.

With his powers combined, he should be able to avoid such a fate

Wait why doesn't Steven just put Wilbur into a bubble?

Why didn't Charlotte live forever by consuming the soul of the rat?

He doesn’t know if pigs like bubbles

there's no scat version.

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thats a fat spider.

If that's true, then she also does not care whether or not Wilbur lives.

Wilbur's just pathetic enough to hit the empathy part of her brain.

Indeed, the best kind of spider.

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Wouldn't templeton also fit that description?

Nah.

a better kind of Charlotte.

What the fuck even is this thread?

turn Mr. Zuckerman into a Hasidic Jew

A Charlotte thread...

imagine climbing up on her belly and snuggling into her until you are completely hidden in her fluff

First time in a Charlotte thread?

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Would cuddle and snuggle with

What a nice bed.

Damn how big is she then?

How would that help?

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The usual Yea Forums degeneracy.

Put a MAGA hat on the pig, then sit back and wait for the outraged masses

Piggy

She understood the curse that came with Templeton's filthy soul.
She made the right decision, and relinquished herself to an eternity traveling the astral planes.

Charlotte did everything wrong

>cuddled up on squishy Charlotte
>she hugs you with all of her legs
>suddenly pulls you up to her face
>smothers you in kisses and plants a bit kiss on your lips
>"user, I've got a favor to ask of you. It's an important part of my life cycle, and it would really mean the world to me"
>you feel one of her legs slip under your belt and start to slip down your pants

>Wearing a belt

>she slips one of her legs under the elastic waistband of your filthy sweatpants and starts to pull them down

user, I don't think you know this, but just because Charlotte gained thousands of pounds doesn't mean her head is now as big as a human's to properly kiss one's lips.

>How would you help her cause Yea Forums?

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All of the fat padded her head to human size

Charlotte gets fat to distract Zuckerman from doing anything with Wilbur. Become an attraction, win awards etc.

>Everybody forgets about Wilbur and ends up worshipping Charlotte
>She's annoyed at first but grows to enjoy the attention

Win win for all. Except Templeton cause fuck him.

>Templeton gets smooshed under Charlotte's massive spider ass

How different would the story have been if Charlotte was actually like this?

>charlotte gets so fat that the lumps on her abdomin resemble and feel like breasts
>eventually comes to love having them played with, squeezed and sucked on

Kill the stuttering goose

It would have been better

Stupid niche fetishes..

>Charlotte gets so fat she can be seen three states away.

dig a bunch of crop circles on/around Zuckerman's farm in the hopes that aliens will abduct Wilbur

What will Charlotte do when the aliens come?

wave farewell and hope he enjoys his new life as a spacepig?

Nah she has no connection to the farm, I feel she'd tag along, her curiosity would overcome her.

Post more fat bugs.

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Why, what did he ever do to you?

>tfw you will never motorboat a spider waifu's tits

It hurts

fit spiders > fat spiders

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>charlotte grows to a point that she displaces hundred of people
>most move away, but some return and live on and in Charlotte's massive body
>a new religion starts worshipping and pleasuring Charlotte as a goddess
>you will never live a comfortable life living in the fluff of your spider goddess
Imagine

>Charlotte engulfs Earth in her fat eventually.

I want to smell her armpits.
All of them.

>charlotte will never store the earth nice and safe in her oviduct

Nah, fat spiders are better. They have those big, bloated abdomens, it's natural for them to be envisioned as fat girls. Think of how Shelob is described in Return Of The King.

She never sinned though.

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If we’re gonna derail this with Yea Forums content, can’t we at least do it without these deviant fetishes?

What if Charlotte joined Templeton in his night of debauchery at the fair?

If you're bored, might I interest you in the fascinating tale of the Doily Cart Opera Company?

Templeton is too self sufficient to be pathetic

>tfw every time I come into one of these threads my brain gets hung up on the sheer impossibility of a creature with an exoskeleton getting fat

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spiders can actually get fat, but it's limited to their abdomen

huh?

I more get caught up on the notion that ANYTHING can get fat enough to cover a goddamn mountain range. Sometimes I can’t tell the difference between Yea Forums and FurAffinity.

obviously the exoskeleton gets fat too.

o sorry.

The Doyly Carte Opera Company*

huh?

Its the absurdity of that makes it good.

But the degeneracy is the entire point, user.

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I've always gotten an especial boner from queen bugs getting fat. Queen bees, ant queens, termite queens, etc.. It combines the degenerate allure of fat bugs with the more common, but still arousing, idea of royalty being fat and spoiled.

no one gets your obscure historical vaudeville reference, user

It's a Family Guy reference you moronic dipshtt.

thinking anyone here will remember a random Family Guy reference

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you're right, i got it confused for the one where she's out in space shitting out planetsized turds

ah so thats the one you fapped to.

i dunno if it's traced from the original or if it's the same artist but it looks very similar

oh well the fart version is just as good

Its neither.

Bah, I prefer the one where she's a quadruple amputee. Four limbs, four stumps, and an eyepatch, that's the good stuff.

d.facdn.net/art/reelbigshit/1549488994/1549488994.reelbigshit_charlotte2.png

fuck you Ted Cruz

Hell yeah, mah nigga.

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>Family Guy reference
>moronic dipshtt

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Unf.

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>Family Guy reference

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This.

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What the hell is that?

Only mosquitoes. Spiders are scary and prone to evil but they kill markedly worse creatures regularly

Mosquitos are still a food source for a ton of creatures, though.

Termite Queen, from the looks of it.

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We used to have a biology user who used to post exactly what it would take for spiders and insects in general to be obese. I miss him.

>Charlotte will never bite Wilbur turning him into spiderham.

>Charlotte will never enter the Spider-verse and wear a really tiny Spidey outfit

Thinking some random obscure vaudevillian reference makes more sense on a cartoon board.

I need this

>Charlotte will never write "Hello Friends" to the others with her webs and wave with her adorable little leg

I requested it in the drawthread way back but no one delivered

GOD

Not fat enough.

Where's Templeton when you need him?

Same, dude was great.

What has Yea Forums done to Charlotte?

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Oh you know, the usual.

They made her better.

Is there room for improvement?

>ywn have a bugfu to fatten up

>Raid:Wasp and Hornet spray is specially designed to kill wasps and hornets in the area. However as a side effect it makes all spiders 3 times stronger and endows them with with sapient thought and laser vision in some breeds.

man...Charlotte's Web would be way different if she had those traits.

Would you catch flies for Charlotte?

It hurts.

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I'd catch anything she'd want me to.

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL UP

Why wouldn't it be?

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UHH

THICCER

Made her from an 8/10 waifu into a league of her own.

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“League” as in 20 miles.

>20 mile sized spider...

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If it kills wasps and hornets, it can kill anything that walks, swims or flies in this planet

Shame none of us are rich, we could make a movie of this version of her.

low test irishman

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post archive link

I remember the garbage food looking so tasty in this scene

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What it had to do, what it always does. Turned death into a fighting chance to fap.

huh

How do they do it?

Was Charlotte a venomous spider? Are Barn spiders dangerous?

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all info I found said "may or may not"

so, yes....and no.

but they typically aren't dangerous to humans

Even a brown recluse is not dangerous if you're not stupid.

Well why hop, skip, and jump to get to the point if you don't have to?

>on one hand I love me some Charlotte
>on the other hand I hate fatfags
Damnit why did she have to get the fat fag treatment.

You can just discuss regardless.

I loved her song.

Here's something, does Wilbur deserve Charlotte?

No. Wilbur was a whiny bitch the entire movie. I mean granted it sucks to find out you're gonna die but god he has no agency in his own story. Charlotte is just protecting him the whole movie, he doesn't ever do anything for her other than being her friend. God he even whines about not wanting to see her eat so she has to hide it. Like...the least he could do is grin and bear it. She has to watch you eat literal slop every day. God what a one-sided friendship.

*snaps* Okay.

Its all she wanted though.

Why DID Charlotte love Wilbur so much. I mean he's a nice guy and all but she really gave her whole life to him. Was it just because he was the first person who thought of trying to be her friend?

Probably, most humans and likely other animals had a preconceived notion of her species.

She wanted to fuck him, but since that was physically impossible it manifested into a deep desire of friendliness and protection.

>Charlotte trying to wrap her tiny spider mouth around big pig dick
Gross, but also hot.

She...might be able to cover the dickhole.

>he doesn't ever do anything for her other than being her friend
to be fair, what else *could* he do for her aside from attracting flies?

Attract more flies.

What if that was her true motive?

It's very interesting to me that People see words written in a web and they think "wow what an amazing divine pig" and not "holy shit, a spider that can write". I mean I get WHY but it's pretty funny no one ever says that. Just give me a kid saying "wait, isn't the spider the interesting one?"

That is brought up but dismissed as bullshit and instead seen as a "divine message"

basically it's more believable to them that God did it.

Which given they were what 1950s rural Americans? yeah that...that makes a lot of sense.

I guess it's for the best. Otherwise the government would've captured her and disected her to figure out how to breed their own race of SPYders.

>implying the government would harm a spider waifu.

Well, we can't afford to have a spider gap with the commies, user.

>What if Charlotte's efforts ended up giving HER a shit ton of attention, it DOES keep Wilbur safe as now he's ignored. but now she has to deal with a new far more complicated problem

Her own fame.

>"wait, isn't the spider the interesting one?"
Timmy shut up, do you want the Mafia after you?

What if Charlotte was apart of the Mafia?

Then she’d be keeping a low profile.
Except she’s doing a shit job.

Well considering no one even knows of her and her work wasnt attributed to her I'd say she did a good job.

Probably because they just used flat colors and didn't add any grime

Templeton likely ate grime happily like a goddamn faggot.

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nice!

Fat fetish art is so god damn funny to me

Why so?

I want to have a cute and consensual relationship with Charlotte

Me too

I'd ask her what does it feel like to make a web.

Cute.

well Yea Forums
Would you?

Then she'd be a badass mafia moll with a tommy gun for each pair of arms. And anyone sneaking up behind her to knock her off would get a face full of web.

Anyone that doesn't pay up or thinking about flipping she crawls up the biggest building in town with them dragging behind her until they're rightfully terrified.

>Charlotte has a soft spot for this cute pig kid she met after a meet up with her informant Templeton.

Charlotte is fiercely protective of Wilbur.

Pretty good.

So what were the events of this movie Yea Forums?

Not furries.
Spiders don’t have fur

it counts dammit

and uhh...she has FUZZ.

Without question.

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Good answer.

Weathy socialite Charlotte stumbles upon a city wide conspiracy from the cult of sheep to sacrifice Wilbur a young kidnapped pig child to their dark God Zuckerman.

With the help of Templeton, a wandering hobo rat she saves this unfortunate piglet from a cruel fate.

Interesting.

Stupid fucking Timmy

No. She'd kill all of the other pigs first.

wait why?

Unf.

Wouldn't you think that if you saw those words above a pig in a spider web?

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This is the only kind of arthropod fat fetishism that is acceptable.

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Because if the people already have a dead pig to eat they won’t need to kill Wilbur

but...there weren't any other pigs on the farm.

Then she'd squeeze a web balloon out her butt, fly over to the nearest farm, kill all their pigs squeeze out another big web net and drag them back to Wilbur.

Couldnt she just take Wilbur away on a journey?

flying piggy.

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>he ends up getting eaten anyway when Charlotte flies both of them into an atmospheric beast

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That would make things too easy.

I mean she could have just snuck into the house and murdered the farmer and his wife in their sleep too.

Thatd be pretty fucking interesting alternative version of the film/book honestly.

How would she kill 'em though?

Buy things from the spider bakesale?

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Sneak into their beds and venom them to death?

Eat them

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Why didn't she just spin a web that said, "Don't eat this pig."?

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Not enough room

They're both cute, but Charlotte has that silky smooth voice. The only other character I can think of with a potentially smoother voice is Kanga, who desperately needs to voice pic related at some point

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Oh hey people still remember my shitty pseudoscience essays, neat

Why didnt she just spin a web saying "feed me"?

Screw that they’d should make Charlottes Web 2 already.

>and I think she might have given me my mommy kink
I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognises her mommy potential

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They did...it was awful.

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Charlotte's Web 3 then.

What happens?

Charlotte comes back as a ghost and vore, lots of vore

something with Charlottes grand kids

Wilbur's fame gets to his head and he goes full-on Animal Farm, now it's up to the spiders to stop his mad reign of terror

Except it's a prequel. So Old Major plays a much larger role and does not die in the first chapter.

this
happens

That’s the one that needs a sequel

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All that undulation and nothing coming out the backside what the hell?

Its pregnant, not constipated you idiot.

Aren't Lurantis actually just plants?

Yeah, so why wouldn't it lay any eggs with all that moment?
That was the question you idiot.

So we have a live action and an animated version, I don’t think there’s anything left to do.

>what? many films have multiple remakes.

Eh, close enough.

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

Post fatter Charlotte

Yes, and all of them bring something different to the table.
What?

That's what I'm hoping for though.

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Bro muffet feet please?

No.

Working hard, anons?

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Remember those interactive fatbug threads i dont haha

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More like hardly workin', amirite haha. Fuck, graveyard shift's a bitch.

They were pretty fun. I wonder if anyone has an archive of those threads.

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its easy to find

explain

Well Yea Forums whats YOUR theory on Charlotte got like this?

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The coroner would solve that pretty quickly.

>Charlotte tries convert Zuckermna to Judaism.

i keep coming back hoping this thread gets better

Sorry.

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i would like to tuch it.

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Everytime I see “waifu” I cant not think of people talking about wafers

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You wanna get some wafers user?

Yeah I could go for some.
It’s around tea time.

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Go away shinuto.

The one that triggered a guy so badly he used a bot specifically to ruin it?

>guy asks if xenomorphs count as bugs
>yeah sure i guess
>spams everything thread with his blue xeno oc
That guy with the blue xenomorph oc is a known autist on several boards and generals, iirc he's pissed off doom general for something, and all of Yea Forums for shilling the fuck out of EVOLVE

How come spiders get to be best bug when they're not even bugs? Why are they just that good?

>each species is a highly specialized hunter
>spider webs are cool looking
>many are very aesthetic looking
>cute jumping spiders
>spiderman
>they eat worse bugs
>etc

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The legs.

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If she's giant, then why would not a farmer with a shotgun take her out?

giant spider is EASY attraction for awards.

A rare pasta?

...and that’s going into my fap folder

It's probably stressed out from being moved out of its nest. Either that or it hasn't actually finished making the eggs.

Why the fuck does a spider have antenna?

I doubt the animators put too much thought into accurate spider anatomy, user.

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More big bee butts.

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this still gets me rock hard

dumb rat.

Maybe out of complete and utter terror.

How?

How what?