And I... am... an American

Danggit! You ruined the hulk Hogan joke!

Just reminded me of this thread

boards.fireden.net/co/thread/108391638/#108391638

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I... didn't steal anything

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Don't worry. I'm sure Hulk Hogan's still a joke.

When the universe comes crashing down and it hurts inside..

Gawker, fuck off

t. Gawker

Gawker still salty after the lawsuit.

ya finna seethe

>"I... Mr Stark, what should I say?"

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"Break their back, fuck their ass and make them humble"

>"Hey... you remember that old cartoon about giant robot who at metal?"

Fuck yeah, keeping slavery fifty years after Europe!
Fuck yeah, hunting the natives for sport!
Fuck yeah, getting sneak attacked two years into a world war because you were pretending fascism couldn't hurt you!
Fuck yeah, high fructose corn syrup!
USA! USA! USA! USA!

The US getting sneak attacked into a war is a common occurrence has it not?

>i had a father
>his name was mr. stark

Everyone thinks it's conspiracy, but I suspect it's just arrogance.
>Oh those stupid little inferior non-americans wouldn't dare to hurt me, let me just turn my back on them after insulting their god and nation

>Fuck yeah, getting sneak attacked two years into a world war because you were pretending fascism couldn't hurt you!
The actual start of WW2 is debatable. When germany attacked poland, China was already at war with Japan.

>Fuck Mexico, Fuck Canada, Make America Great Again
>13% of the population needs to stop committing 50% of the crime
>The Holocaust didn't happen - I was there and didn't see anything like that
>There's nothing wrong with segregation and the War of Northern Aggression was fought to destroy States Rights

“And this.... is the end of the line...”

More thinking along the lines of
>Hey, you..I'll pay you and arm you take out that government I don't like
>5 years later
>OH LORD, WHY DID WE ARMED THAT GUY!

Rinse and repeat.

>mention America
>thread starts filling with shitposts

SEETHING eurokeks

You're retarded. No one was expecting the japs to attack America cause it was fucking suicide. The thing people didn't take into account is that Japan has a fucking boner for suicide.

Well that and Japan was pissed that the US attack their ships and such.

>No one was expecting the japs to attack America cause it was fucking suicide
>No one was expecting Israel to attack the USS Liberty cause it was fucking suicide
>No one was expecting Al Qaeda to attack the Twin Towers cause it was fucking suicide
>No one was expecting Mexico to attack America cause it was fucking suicide
Funny how it keeps happening. Keep poking people and they will lash out eventually, even if they know they'll lose.

Holy shit you're an idiot. Kill yourself.

>DO YOU THINK THIS A STANDS FOR FRANCE!?

Well, for Israel..there's that running gag where they can get away with everything just by mentioning the 6 million and anti-semite.

Europe started the whole slave trade. If it weren’t for Europe, America wouldn’t even have slavery.

Kek. Your so fucking salty. Did an American steal your girlfriend?

Thanks for the link, user.

Didn't build the wall

Boom!Looking for this?

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When it comes crashing down, does it hurt inside Yea Forums ?

>snap makes him and everyone else gain 700 lbs

You gotta take a stand. It can't help to hide.

ding-dong diddly crinfe

He was such an insufferable jerk.

>Slavery did not exist in non-European cultures until they had contact with Europe
>WHITE MAN BAD

youtube.com/watch?v=YTCN4Wr_9eQ

If anything, Africans themselves sold their own to slave traders back in the day, right?

>Fuck yeah, hunting the natives for sport!

Only thing wrong with this is that they didn't finish the job

Rhodey has always been an asshole. He's BFFLs with Tony, they're only nice to eachother.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN

>the daughter also vanishes
Absolutely incredible.

Mark my words: the fact that the quantum tunnel and therefore their time machine can also act as some sort of age-altering device/mechanical fountain of youth will remain just a throwaway "I peed my suit" joke and will NEVER EVER come back as a plot point.

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>remember when Hulkamania led the smack down on Gawker, bankrupted them, and got a cool $115 million dollars AND got to fuck someone’s wife
Only real Americans remember

>"Kill mode..."
>*Snap*
>"...Activate."

Thats a villain thing to do.

>”Fuck Responsibility”

Beto please go home

Is this how we get baby AvsX?

>UNHAND ME

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Holy fucking kek

Avengers same the world, not individuals. Only villains would go to great lengths to acquire such tech. Also the status quo would be maintained by done excuse about how using it too much damages the universe.

>wall of text
I read it and enjoyed it.

R-ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE

*snaps Zod’s neck*

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>With great power comes great responsability
Oh wait...

And I..... pizza time.

>you should've aimed for the neck...

>make...thanos dead...a-gain

I like how raimi made the landlord a stingey jew

When did I say that? All I said was that Europeans were mainly responsible for the Atlantic slave trade, so Europeans looking down on Americans for having slavery is hypocritical on their part. I never said Africans in general were innocent in all of this.

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

That's how it got started, yes.

Then we cut out the middleman because why should we pay for them?

someone do one with the guy who played Rhodey in first Iron Man
>And I... am.... back baby

What do you think Captain America thought of the changing demographics and cultural shift in the US?

godspeed spidahman

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>So this is what Equal Rights leads to: Abortion, Gay Marriage and Drugs

Extremely based, well done

Out of everyone on the Avengers, Rhodes was the one who is insufferable? Bruv GTFO