Why?

Hence why Rigby ALWAYS wins

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They mention it in the comics. Some guy named Pablo I'm not joking about that...

not saying I support it
just stating the truth

There are comics?

Didn't see Eileen down in front there and immediately thought Rigby was the girl in the back now.

But gene incompatibility is also a thing. Thats why mixed people have a harder time finding compatible organs for transplant.

So he's just some random guy?

Bullshit!
By that logic, Rigby and Eileen should have broke up! And Muscleman get a divorce!

they made rigby a cuck?a canon cuck?what the fuck were they thinking

Fun fact: Both girls REALLY like to hug their father

Mordecai's kids don't even respect him and are always angry

No the kid doesn't belong to Rigby or Eileen it's Starla's kid and Pablo's

1 short male + 1 short female = 2 female 6’2”+ offspring

how the f?

mordo is supposed to be 6’2” and rigby’s kids both dwarf him

so they made muscleman a canon cuck?thats sligtly better but still kind of bonkers

Mordecai just sucks when it comes to women. His wife is usually ranting about him to Eileen. Mordecai marriage is reaching Beth and Jerry levels of bad.

Looking at rigby's brother maybe his whole family gets tallness genes sans himself.

I still think Mordecai should've stayed with cloud girl

Rigby's parent's were tall same with Eileen's the tall genes that skipped them carried over to their children.

>Bat ears are sensitive and can detect various noises that would otherwise go unnoticed

>Bird eyes are sharp and can see any number of small details in the landscape

>His kids can use both

They may be ugly, but they have an evolutionary advantage.

Yup

>Always angry
>Anti social

Not with those personalities lol

You laugh at them now, but wait until they absolutely wipe out a high school

kek

Yet they still cant fly.

Nobody can fly

>Rigby's two daughters mock them
>They always sit and rage but never do anything about it

they are a bit too big to fly i think,thats okay there have been lots of cool of no flying birds

That mother goose did.

I can believe that then

Mordecai and Rigby are supposed to be 23 when the series started.

23 + 6 years while the show is airing + 25 year reunion since returning to earth = Mordo and Riggy are roughly 54 at the reunion scene.

Rig’s kids look fully grown at the reunion, so I’ll peg them at 21 years old. This gives us the maximum age Rigby was when he fucked Eileen, 33 years. Earliest he could have inseminated her was 28 (given 9 months for gestation) (minus one year from 29 for year in space).

However, Mordecai’s kids look to be teenagers, with the age of the eldest being a maximum of 17. 54-17= Mordecai was a MINIMUM of 37 years old when his FIRST kid came out.

Imagine being 37 when your first kid comes along. There goes your early retirement.

Once again, Rigby comes out on top (literally).

>Imagine being 37 when your first kid comes along
he is doing better than i am doing so far,since im 30 and still a jobless virgin loser,to get something done in mt 30 i really should shift things into high gear,and i dont really thing thats going to happen

Disgusting race-mixers.

Rigby and Eileen are an outlier, and Muscleman had other girlfriends before settling down

To be fair it is kind of Mordecai‘s fault that he didn’t get laid sooner. Going back to the bad kiss episode, you gotta remember that Margaret still wanted to kiss him even after witnessing him eat that chili dog off the ground. Right after she told him his breath was bad, instead of running away like a fucking beta virgin, he could’ve simply played it off by laughing about the chili dog incident from earlier and offering to continue their session after he took a mint.

If anything good did come out of the show, however, is that it will teach our kids not to be like Mordecai if they ever want to get laid.

Food for thought.

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He’s an art school dropout, he was never going to retire early

I never did understood why Mordecai autistically ran away like a complete loser

It’s a cartoon.

Whats wrong with racemixing tho?

Someone draw muscleman fucking eileen raw while rigby is in the other room

>mordecai canonically fucked a bat at least three times
I don’t know how I feel about that

Remember: Mordo's emotional intuition is down in the shitter. I mean, just how many of the everyday disasters took place just because he would step on his friends one time too often, or enable Rigby's destructive tendencies?

No wonder he leaves the spaghetti trail behind himself.

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I don’t really remember his friends being treated like shit from mordecai a lot of the time
Actually he was a fucking chad with the park crew, he just got turned into a spaghetti dripping faggot during the retarded shipping episodes
Plus, you can’t really blame him specifically for Rigby being a piece of shit a lot of the time, it’s not like he never called him out
>You know what Rigby?You’re a jerk!Have fun with your little tape, I’m going to the arcade.

>No, No more “cmon mans” Benson’s totally gonna blame me and it’s all your FAULT!
>you mean like how you fixed the grill?Or how you fixed the hot dogs by burning them?Or wait- I know! You mean like when you locked us down here in the freezer to find more hot dogs only, surprise surprise - there are no hot dogs.
>IM SICK OF YOU SAYING THAT! YOU CA’T FIX THIS, OKAY? ALL YOU DO IS MESS THINGS UP AND RUIN PEOPLE’S LIVES!

Reminder he killed Rigby over a girl who really doesn't see him as anything other than a guy who works at the park.

Can someone post the zoom in on Mordecais face during the photo. He genuinly looks like he wants to kill himself, it's insane that they thought that yhat face would work for that scene. Unless that was there intention.

Yeah maybe for different breeds of dogs but not people

One of my favorite moments from the show is when Mordecai had his mind erased and wasn't paying any attention to Margaret which made him more attractive in her eyes
She really was a thot I can see now that I'm older

He didn’t think It would do that and he immediately tried reversing it
Actually, Rigby died a lot

wait, didn't that epilogue take place decades in the future? Why are they still playing with smart phones

How is Mordecai when it comes to intelligence?

technology is stagnate. Deal with it.

>realize your character design is flawed bit too autistic and emotionally invested to back out now
>it's time to do a finale
How does the mustache work?

Dumb.

That's why CJ should've been endgame

This. No weird hybrids.

>Anomalisa

Wasn't Rigby dying supposed to be a running gag?

Esp. since Mordecai never died once.

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That's why I was holding out hope for his second girlfriend.

this, pokemon way always seemed best to me

don't touch my pokeballs

This. The message was simple you move on and meet new people, some people might look the one and only, but it could end any day and maybe then you’ll meet something even more special

It does not work.

>Rigby's daughters are happy and good looking
>Mordo's kids look like abominations of nature who pray for death

We know we can't stay with our first girlfriend but if you are writing episodes about the first girlfriend and second girlfriend.

We gonna be bitter about a random batgirl that we don't know being endgame.

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I mean the point was sort of supposed to be "life goes on in strange and different ways". It's not like Mordechai's artistic dreams were dwelled upon past one or two episodes either.

>Both girls REALLY like to hug their father
Probably got that from their uncle.

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Why not?

Hybrids are gross.

It’s funny how before we meet their parents, we all thought that Don was the odd one out of the family.

Bats are for lewd.

Are you implying me fucking a russian is inbreeding?

Only if you're related to all of Russia.

That bat is ugly though

Quintel's animals are ugly like that.

Pretty sure you're making that up as I can't find anything anywhere to confirm this and the only source I can find on it at all says he's R&E's kid.

Even in this show proves Race-Mixing is ugly as hell.

BASED Regular Show

How do you think Mordecai would be as a boyfriend?

They're all probably the RS equivalent to mules.

Eilleen cheated on Rigby with his brother.At least twice.

re-watch seasons 3-7 and you'll find out

As long as you have chad geneseed somewhere in your ancestry the Council of Six can give even manlet peasantry a noble heir

You must be suck as a boyfriend user...

crossbreding result in sterile offspring

So how are there any pure species left? They clearly date outside of their species more often than not. Unless the hybrids are infertile.

>namefag
Incels r us

Meet the Seer is so meta and I love it

Too bad 95% of the people who will ever watch the episode won't get the Nielsen references. Oh well. More fun for me :)

true. but some do have their love child with their first gf like me. don't be like me.

So, not that bad? He's got a nice butt

in the thumbnail looks like two people about to blow there brains out with a shotgun.

It's still feels shitty and random for them to do that.

It's not worst ending but it's not good.

>>every other damn post in this thread
bro its a fucking cartoon. pull that dildo out of your ass and just accept you didn't get what you had hoped for. case in point.

y so fat? y glasses? y no shave? y no take care of self?

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He’s pretty depressed. Even Rigby is actually happy and doing a lot better in life than him.

>reminder each episode of season 8 only aired one time on cn
>reminder adventure time gets re-runs on cn all the time

I'm not counting boomerang, and if you do, kys

wwyd?

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What?

Declare myself as that horse's bitch and convince myself to be proud of it.

What?