Batman trying to look cool while being carried like a toddler
>The Chad Batman
>The virgin Flash
Why does the billionaire genius just get himself jet boots? You know like he does in the future anyway.
>The Virgin Flash
>The trying to look like a Chad but still a Virgin Batman
>The Chad Plastic Man
Batman practicing his pose for his next rap album cover.
Iron Man's cross dimensional legal team are making sure he doesn't.
alright, for real tho, what IS the least gay/coolest way to be carried by a flyer if you can't fly? not talking girl carrying guy, or vice-versa, talking GUY-GUY here.
You'd think it'd be easy for him to get some kind of super suit to augment his abilities, like the ones that Lex Luthor routinely uses
Just ride your bro like he's a horse.
The best way is to be so assured in your sexuality and friendship that you let him hold you however he wants. Get comfy, snuggle up, dude.
There's a chart for that.
Plastic makes any comic 10 times better just by being there
Same reasons he doesn't use guns.
Batman is autisticly afraid of being superhuman
One arm
bowling ball
keke.
that's not being carried like a toddler. he's being carried by his belt or getting the worst wedgie of all time.
The vomit comet always gets me
Brohug is the best. That's how you do it if you're an unpowered soldier with a leg injury. It doesn't show an obvious powered or depowered person, so there's no dominance, and all touching is done in socially acceptable bro-touchable zones.
You'd think he'd have made a jetpack or something by now.
Surf board master race.
>oh jeez
Every time
How does flying actually work? Jet fart propulsion?
Looks like MMH has his hands under his pits to me.
>flying anywhere you want is too convenient
>but they can't even go as fast as a plane or the passengers will get hurt
I got it. Just have the passengers ride in small airplanes, and superman will just pull with a super strong rope.
Wakanda Forever!
>Oh jeez
Someone should put that in an actual comic
haha
Cause that shits boring
Standing on top of him marital arts style
top kek
>Same but with less touching eww
Poor Batman.
I wish he would too but that would never happen.
Never happen
Oh jizz
So instead of using weapons like a normal human he just casually beats up large groups of people single handedly and pulls futuristic tech right out of his ass like a superhuman.
fucking plastic man
You'd think he'd have a jet on stand by near by for such an occasion.
I'm a piggyback all the way. It reminds me of when my little brother grew into a goddamn sasquatch, and I (being a manlet of only 5'9") would just demand he carry me around his high school so I could talk shit to his friends from a mounted position. We're in our late 20's now, and I don't give a fuck how big or bad that motherfucker gets--any time I see him, I'm fucking riding that goddamn monstrous bitch and asserting my dominance. No homo.
Bridal carry
because they would tear your legs off as soon as you make the wrong step
Flash looks chill af, to be honest.
Meanwhile Batman felt the need to do the Wakanda Forevah pose for some reason. Also he is being carried by a jobber.
>because that's not realistic
Doing the eagle with your bro
"Same but with less touching eww" is the only one that's not completely fucking absurd imo.
Did you look at Batman on the OP?
Plas is a Supreme Chad, he just oozes it.
So how many of these have actually been used in comics\cartoons? It would be pretty rad if someone with the time and resources took this list and found example pages\screenshots of each position. I, for one, would love to see the "vomit comet" in action personally.
My man
Or I dunno, a plane that he can remote control, like the one he often has. Is it in the shop or something?
I remember creation of this image from Yea Forums thread.
Because his modus operandi is stealth.
Bridal carry can be super gay depending on how the person being carried positions his head.
Be confident in your sexuality and let yourself be carried bridal style my man
It's a crime we will never see this things again
True although I don't get why Diana is forced to run there - and really Barry should be coming in the opposite direction from the bottom of the panel, munching on a snack while asking the rest of them 'what took you so long?'
Piggyback seems like a fun way.
Surfboard
>Batman T-posing like a fucking boss
Kek’ed
At least 7 of those positions on the chart have happened with Iron Man alone. No clue about DC though.
>Batman t posing
>Arthur contemplating killing himself
>Ollie riding Hawkman like that
>Robin wearing that and also riding Superman like that
amazing
This is comfy
He’d probably set his cape on fire
>True although I don't get why Diana is forced to run there - and really Barry should be coming in the opposite direction from the bottom of the panel, munching on a snack while asking the rest of them 'what took you so long?'
This is from the Silver Age.
At that time Barry was as fast as he fastest runner, that was a stupid comparison since he could move faster than lightning. His fastness was inconsistent and in the hands of which writer wanted to make the stor interesting.
But in the Silver and Golden Age Wonder Woman was pretty fast!
Are you an idiot? Piggyback is way more practical
This design is kind of cool but he doesn't looks like Clark Kent, he looks more like Chris Redfield.
The bat-suitcase.
Do you think Batman does sex like this?
this is adorable
I love Batman's autism.
Freak the Mighty? I thought you were dead!
I bet Bruce wears a harness when they fuck
>this entire thread
This is why flight as a superpower is dumb, and DC should let Wondy have her Invisible Jet back.
I know that about Barry although they had already had those races with Clark so they had shown that both could circumnavigate the globe quickly.
It would have just been good humor.
And I know Diana was fast, this was before she could glide on air, and before she could actually fly - I just doubt she should have been able to keep up with Barry unless he was slowing his roll.
That was actually amongst the best of DC You versions of depowered Clark since it was an artist that wasn't normally drawing him in the Superbooks or the team books he was in at that time frame.
The only ones that really made this look work well were the people drawing the possible future Clark hanging out with John Constantine in Futures End
Oh my god I love Batman
That’s how you carry toddlers OP? Well I know what not to trust you with then.
Or just get some Nth metal in his cape and fly too.
Plastic Man is the fucking greatest top kek
So does Supes
>Superman embarrassed to be carrying him
>Batman serious as fuck and into it
Top kek
>blood of children
are we going to ignore this.
So chad he makes everyone and everything around him a joke
>Ollie riding Hawkman
Top kek
Cap was a US army soldier, being affectionate and touchy-feely with other guys should be standard for him at this point.
I love having an image or page that suits a thread perfectly.
The "no homo" one should be called "The Sloth".
Cap sure loves the good ol romantic side hug.
batman is such a fucking goober
he said he's not into bondage but i think he likes to be pegged
Green Lantern is the apex predator of this chart.
Hal’s always a chad.
Honestly both Flash and Supes fastness were inconsistents.
It was just related to the kind of story.
Flash could have been fast enough to stop a bullet from hitting someone, but then he got outranned by a normal car.
Plus this Diana was more OP in the Golden Age than Superman was in Golden Age.
There she is really fast, then she can lasso planets!
If you're gonna ride bitch, own it.
Who's the girl?
He has an entire plane.
I miss Superbro
Yet you rarely see him ride it with the Justice League.
honestly i rather they just yeet me to my destination and catch me before i hit the pavement
He scarcely needs to when he can just be lifted everywhere, don’t he?