Totally normal discussion thread that is not the Leigon of Doom
Totally normal discussion thread that is not the Leigon of Doom
Isaac Evans
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Oliver Carter
Why'd the other thread get deleted?
Ryan Foster
Well Hello There!
Ethan Fisher
Ah yes it’s me, totally not Diavolo, here to discuss non villainous events with my pals.
Jaxon Brooks
MASTEH!
*points at giant fire*
THE OVEN’S BROKEN!
Wyatt Torres
>"wwhat girlfriend you are talkin about"
>"wwho is evven mine for either redrom or blackrom"
I may be the immense amounts of cheese I had in my system, but I remember you being quite fond of that overly-happy pink thing
>"You don't mean that!"
>"You believe in me..? Not even the Tallests do that..."
Zim, of course we believe in you...
Besides, you wouldn't go off with a human, would you? That'd mean committing treason...again...
And you wouldn't want that now, would you..?
Benjamin Myers
Who are you again?
Connor Price
you guys got any work that needs done by any chance i'll work for any megalomaniacle Alien empire that plays
Owen Long
tranny jannies get butthurt and abuse their petty authority[/spoiler/]
Ayden Gonzalez
Which one of you blew our cov--err, totally normal, non-villainous discussions?!
Again?! When have I committed treason the first time?
May not wanna push it, fellas. I'm keeping an eye in case more people come back to this thread, but don't wanna piss off jannies so much it's banned on sight.
Dylan Johnson
OoooooHHhhhhh
IT’S GOT CHICKEN LEGS!
Bentley Mitchell
Why the hell would they get butthurt, the thread seemed to be minding its own business?
Charles Young
Hey, what happened ?
Matthew Hernandez
I think it technically goes against some rules, but most posters don't mind.
Jackson Peterson
Look let’s not dwell on it and get back to into the swing of things.
Nolan Perez
What’s this I’m hearing about y’all meeting Steven Universe. Did you even tell him about my gemsona? What’s wrong with y’all?
They’re weird I guess.
Jeremiah Allen
YOU have a gemsona?
Ian Ortiz
Steven came to Legion suddenly, without warning.
Started hugging friend Ghidorah and Friend Chara
Christopher Phillips
We haven't heard from Tenn in awhile... Do you think you're strong enough to handle some Meekrobs? ...And maybe some defective SIR units we may, theoretically, have accidentally sent to her instead of Zim?
F...first time?! You've done so MANY times, Zim. Why do you think you were initially banished to Foodcourtia?
Juan Parker
sounds like a fun job what's the pay?
Gabriel Barnes
MINE’S CONCRETE
Adrian Garcia
Wadite, he’s got a military tank as a weapon. He was in Vietnam and killed 23 people. Those poor American bastards.
Did Azula kill him?
Ryan Wilson
(P)
And promised me a pizza he NEVER. FUCKING. DELIVERED.
(R)
He didn't "promise" you anything...
Matthew Williams
I was a gem in one of my deaths, was at least a few hundred ago so I can’t remember what I was, definitely red though.
Jeremiah Fisher
Unfortunately, no...
Very fun to see Friend Tallest mismanage the exile, yes?
Hunter King
Faceless person here, don’t you always have pizza?
Juan Miller
Uh...
We have Irken monies, some miscellaneous junk, and snacks.
Do any of those work for you?
Grayson Hill
And what do you mean by that? "Mismanaging the exile"?
Aiden Campbell
Hey I have 600 pizzas for a “Gir” and he said you’d pay for it.
Julian Foster
>Irken monies
Sweet! That's one of the most valuble currencies on the galactic black market maybe i'll be able to afford that bioelectric pulse implant finally
Brandon Barnes
Friend Tallests always seem to have much difficulty speaking to Zim, yes?
Cannot find ways to control him, yes?
Or do friends Tallest deny this?
Chase Watson
>bursts through league door with unsurpassable masturbatory strength
I HAVE COME TO CCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Taylor
TRIAL BY LEAD FILTHY HUMAN
>BLAM BLAM BLAM
Tyler Flores
I WILL NEVER PAY YOU, PIZZA DRONE.
Being a rock couldn't be that bad.
A gemsona that served in Vietnam? How laughable! You should learn to write more believable OCs, Meatwad. Like my gemsona.
BANISHED? I thought you accidentally had my PAK coded incorrectly! Zim was not banished.
Jackson Reyes
Well after that power outage I think me and Master Frown are going to go check on the happy camps. See you guys next meeting!
Ethan Martinez
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SPACE CHICKEN!
John Hernandez
(R)
Good luck...
...you're gonna need it.
Yeah, as if everyone else can communicate fucking perfectly with him.
Defects are, by nature, hard to control.
(P)
We already told you you were banished at the Great Assigning. Do you really struggle with paying attention this much?
Levi Adams
Imma skin you like the Wadite skinned that American colonel!
Carter Howard
you dont mean uni
maybe that makeup and flavor disc cheese might have done somefin to your thinkpan if you reely believve that i havve any flushed or ashen feelings like that
she is only a friend
i dont evven knoww howw old she is
William Myers
GOODBYE BUBBLE GUM KITTY!
Samuel Carter
Gigan’s been here for a while.
Tyler Harris
Rose? Here?! And I missed her? Damn it!
You were banished Zim. Just accept that your own leaders hate you.
Henry Ross
ANOTHER PET GHOST!
Xavier Anderson
Damn right it wasn’t, super strength, super speed, almost limitless transformation, a laundry list of powers really. This is on top of my already powerful stand, I could’ve ruled the world from the shadows so much easier. Of course I was already fated to die the moment I came out of the ground, but I enjoyed it while it lasted.
Ryan Brooks
It’s Pink not Rose, and yeah he just warped in like he owned the place, the little shit.
Isaac King
So long, Unikitty. Prepare the camps!
Do I what now?
That American colonel had it coming! Unlike Ziiiiim.
And a gem like YOU is superior?!
Jaxson Kelly
Wait, hold on... didn’t we lose that damn arrow... how can there be more stands
Michael James
Let's see. We have actual stand users, I don't know how Steven has his, but Azula said something about learning it from Dio.
Grayson Mitchell
WHATAYA TALKING ABOUT!
I STILL HAVE DOOM SONG!
Joseph Russell
*cough cough* what happened the power went out again(404'd) anyway mu has called me AGAIN to do more business, well I will be here once the Yea Forumslympics actually start, goodbye for now
Justin Cook
THAT THAT CHEETO PUFF!
Julian Brooks
Well, friend Tallests don't really try, yes?
Always try bare minimum to make Zim listen, and give up when that fails
Chase Martinez
Look behind you.
Jordan Long
yeah I swallowed it and I got a useless stand out of it
Nolan Parker
>faint screaming is heard
>suddenly Green Lantern falls through the ceiling
OOF!
>he passes out
Justin Williams
Oh fuck... please tell me you don’t have a stand
Chase Bell
WHAT IF HE’S ONE OF THEM?
ALSO WHAT’S A STAND?
Isaiah Edwards
No, I’M the ghost that babbling protoform mentioned.
Brayden Miller
Arrow you say?
Thomas Smith
I'm a space faring giant dinosaur hopped up on more cybernetics than your average tech priest i don't need luck
Jackson Rogers
Charles Thompson
WANNA MEET MAH PET GHOST?
DOOM SONG!
*starts attacking star scream*
Tyler Evans
LIES! All perpetrated by Rose and her associates!
Yes. Yes I am.
Jayden Jenkins
YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE A CHEETO PUFF!!!!
Connor James
A stand is a manifestation of ones fighting spirit, a stand can be awakened through various means but most commonly by the 「Stand Arrow」an ancient arrow I, Diavolo, discovered. The arrow is made of chunks of space rocks that contain some sort of virus, this virus puts a test of will on the host. Those who are weak die, those with inner strength are granted a manifestation of their soul. My stand, 「King Crimson」has the ability to skip forward ten seconds in time and it’s secondart ability 「Epitaph」allows me to see ten seconds into the future.
Dominic Martinez
Cool... my stand’s called [Smooth Criminal], it’s fast... really fast
Matthew Perez
Hmmmmm, another ring!
What luck!
Zachary Cruz
What are you doing? I don’t even have a body!
No, it’s all true, he popped in, started annoying us all, then left, fortunately.
Easton Gomez
My thoughts are utterly unclouded, they are all those of truth. I met her you know, in one of my deaths, one of my abilities inherent to all stand users is the ability to see souls, their souls share the same hue, they are one and the same.
Xavier Fisher
MINE’S CALLED DOOM SONG!
HE’S A GHOST PIGGY!
Austin Reyes
(P)
You seem pretty close to just be friends... I've never seen any pair of friends be so close and...friendly.
And her age matters... how? She's a ruler, isn't she? She's obviously no smeet, despite what her height suggests.
I don't know, non-irken species and their forming of these close relationships are weird, so is their way of "sexual reproduction". It's so much simpler to just hate each other and make smeets through cloning.
Yeah, and the Meekrob are beings comprised of pure energy. There's a reason their planet is still unconquered.
We've known him for like a century, before we even began our rule, we trained to become elites alongside him.
We know him better than you do, bird. We were there when he almost destroyed our home planet, when his abomination killed OUR Tallest, Miyuki and her next-in-line, Spork.
Besides, we shouldn't HAVE to try to get him to listen. Functioning PAKs are programmed for undying loyalty to the Tallest. He's a defect that shouldn't even exist, that's why we sent him to this planet, we just wanted to get rid o-
(R)
Purple. Shh. He's still here.
(P)
Oh. Right.
Hey Zim, go fetch us a couple sodas.
Benjamin Campbell
Hiya folks!
Christian Flores
I'm sorry friend, but not even legion is evil enough for you
John Bailey
I'll have your precious invader out of there by next week or your money back I guaruntee
Jason Harris
Hey.
David Cooper
it is only to help fix the mistake of our first meeting and not havve azula fry my ass
mess wwtih uni you mess wwith azula as wwell
are you sure you are not thinking of her and fro being like a thing
unikitty and master frowwn i mean
unless you believve they are friends or moirails
i could be readin too deep into it but fro sayin how cute unis naivvety seems to go towards a flushed area
Christian Rivera
MASTEH I FEEL LIKE AH HAD TO TELL YOU SOMETHING BUT AH FORGOT.
OH YEAH!
THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE!
Brody Parker
nobody wants you here now leave
Michael Reyes
HELLO YOU SHITS CAN I JOIN YOUR AWESOME TEAM ? IM NOT WOLVERINE IM A CLONE IM REALLY A CLONE TRUST ME
Christian Richardson
Hm, you look like a Japanese stand user I met once, who are you?
Thomas Fisher
Fl...ushed?
Moirails?
Earlier you also mentioned "ashen" "thinkpan" and "flavor disc"...
Last time I checked, we spoke English in these meetings.
Julian Baker
Zim does not fear such a weak gem! You were held down by water! WATER!
Wait, what was that about getting rid of someone? Do you mean Invader Skoodge? He was here, you know. And I am no DEFECTIVE! I knew you since you were smeets, if you recall.
What is this... thing?
Brody Smith
Perhaps fear of what Zim has done makes friends nervous, yes?
Still, if friends mastered tongue, perhaps Zim would be less troublesome?
Doesnt Wolverine have trial to prepare for?
Ryan Jenkins
wwell sorry if me using troll terminology is
holy shit
guess wwhat
fucking ALIEN to evveryone
just somefin that a instinct to say in response to wwhat wwe are talkin about
Mason Watson
MASTAH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, IM SOWWY.
THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE!
Evan Barnes
NONONONO IM TOTALLY NOT WOLVERINE IM HIS EVIL CLONE TRUST ME
Xavier Peterson
But does the REAL Wolverine have a trial to prepare for, or not?
Hudson Brooks
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
What does name Josephi Krakowski mean to you?
Anthony Sanchez
(R)
You're an alien too, aren't you?
(P)
Hey, if he gets to use his language, does that mean we get to use ours?
Yeah... Skoodge...
Man, he sure is short and ugly, isn't he?
(Purple laughs nervously)
(R)
Yeah, he sure is.
Lucas Edwards
D'AAWWW!
YOURIN LOVE!
Benjamin Foster
I HAVE NO DAMN TRIAL IM A CLONE
IDK WHOS THAT GUY
Jonathan Peterson
Can you blame us? He caused one of the largest disasters in Irken history just minutes after birth.
Chase Nelson
A excellent a new test subject.
Camden Thomas
While the Villains bicker, the fire set by Gir's incompetence threatens to devour the Legion's headquarters!
Benjamin Nguyen
Friend is lying
Everyone knows who Josephi Krakowski is, proud seller of Flex Tape
You are not clone!
Carson Morales
Which was was she headed? I still need to smash her into the ground...
I refuse to believe that! There is no way My Diamond and Rose are one and the same! That would mean my entire existence is... a joke...
Not water itself. A Gem that CONTROLS it.
And that's rich how you laugh at me for getting held down by water considering what it does to you. That Dib human could beat you with a Squirt Gun!
Cooper Long
Ok kids, I’ll be leaving. Have a good night and be sure to take care of that fire of yours.
>warp
Jason Clark
HOW DO YOU KNOW BIRDTHING ?
Julian Jones
obvviously
no one is stoppin us to say any of our alien language
this applies to other members as wwell that havve their owwn special wworld building
i am NOT
she is only a friend who happens to be extremely and disgustingly perky wwho thinks too good of everyone she meets
i havve met someone wwho is like that but it doesnt mean i wwould fall for another like it
i am just used to it because i havve been around ones like her
the last thing i need is to be hurt AGAIN from someone that acts like my flushed crush
Alexander Miller
*ghidorah casually blows it out with his lungs the size of a king tiger*
Andrew Lewis
>Warping out
Based
Luis Sullivan
Hate to break it to ya... but Pink was a bitch, nobody meant anything to her beyond a passing fancy
Ayden Johnson
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO'RE IN IN LOVE SAY!!!
Jaxon Walker
Chamberlain just told you reasoning
Was friend not paying attention?
Hmmmmmmmmm?
Camden Torres
Large Orange Lady, you did your duty as a soldier. The only thing that changes is that you were a massive dick to Pink Diamond on accident, however everybody here are massive dicks so your in good company.
Logan Johnson
HE DOESN'T KNOW
Juan Nguyen
And she’s right, all relationships do is ruin 「Everlasting Climaxes」
Lincoln Wood
*siiiiip*
Nope, nothing wrong here
Aaron Collins
about being hurt to be reminded of an ex-crush that i am too afraid to confront such feelings
thats fuckin lovve in your eyes is that it
if i am in lovve wwhich i doubt
then i wwould not start feeling like a piece of shit of wwhat i could havve had long ago and disappointed at myself for being one of the many in paradox space that could not get my ex-moirail to be a matesprite
wwhat the evver lovvin grubfuckin are you talkin about?!!
Gabriel Roberts
Step aside Lex, I’m the only one who can destroy Superman
Jacob Diaz
Who is “she”? I’m not an expert on organic biology, but I’m pretty sure that thing was a male, even if it was wearing pink.
Luke Myers
Don't worry about it
Gavin Davis
And now I feel like a jerk out of character.
Cameron Russell
...thank you for that... I need a moment.
Get out Bendis. We let Aliens, dimensional demons, and even demons, but you're WAY too evil for here.
Carter Lee
The original owner of the gem Steven bears is referred to as “she”, Steven being a filthy child hasn’t earned the right to be distinct from Rose or Pink Diamond.
Zachary Peterson
It's okay, we're all jerks when in character
Oliver Robinson
Don't worry, Eridan is an overdramatic dick. Though with what he has gone through in the series, at best you just feel pity for him.
Teenager or not. He is not really a saint himself.
Brody Ortiz
WELL YOU CARE ABOUT HER. ISN'T THAT LOVE?
William Evans
I think almost every character here has killed/badly injured someone who didn't deserve it at some point
they're villains for a reason
Parker Gray
Okay I understand, lets get back into it
Jacob Bell
I chose my character specifically so I could be a witty smug asshole... not because I’m one... but because it’s funny
David Kelly
NOOOOOO I FEEL GUILTY OVER CUTTING JOSEPH'S ARMS
Justin Turner
i just like Ghidorah
Andrew Ward
That just sounds unnecessarily complicated.
Jason Lewis
same here
Hunter Bell
SEE? YOU ARE REAL WOLVERINE
FRIENDS, GET HIM!
Jaxon Long
Makes sense.
Pink was super tall, wasn't she? Her "son" is an absolute disappointment.
Ayden Thomas
>*eyes narrow*
fine wwhatevver
wweird tallest irkens sons of bitches
as a friend in some platonic sense
not anyfin deeper to that shade of red
evven then i am still unsure if wwant to go through another morailigence after last time
i fuckin killed my ex for glub's sake
wwe had apologized through certain means but i still feel like a big piece of shit for wwhat i havve done
Jacob Cooper
I just loved this based bird so much guys
Leo Clark
WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?!
Sebastian Mitchell
IMMA ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR KAY?
Grayson Ramirez
YOU CANT CATCH ME BUB
*slashes his way through the halls*
HEY SPIDEY NEED SOME HELP
Jaxon Cruz
Tall and as all the diamonds are, incredibly strong. But most notable is her list of powers that just go on and on and on.
Jace Murphy
(they slip Eridan this sheet laughing like the immature fucks they are)
it says
"ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
YOUR "TROLL TERMINOLOGY" IS RETARDED
AND SO ARE YOU
FUCK YOU FISH BOY
EAT SHIT AND DIE"
Easton Flores
>it was at this moment, Spider-Man saw the disguised Wolverine, however, he could not tell it was him, and as such, thought he was an evil clone of Wolverine, or something, and began attacking him
Joseph Ramirez
SPIDEY ITS ME BUB ITS JUST MY HULKED UP DESIGN TRUST ME
Nolan White
WHO'S THERE? WHY CAN'T I SEE YOU? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wyatt Young
Do not believe him, friend spider Man, that's the villain who cut off Josephi Krakowski's arms!
Hmmmmmmmm
Aiden Cruz
How's the day goin', Gentlemen...? Caught wind of a real nasty hangout someplace just south-a-the-bayou. Hard to believe the place actually existed. Wouldn't wanna be a bother or nothin', but anyone wanna strike a deal...? I work well with amphibious philanderers, pond scum, 'n grimy greenies who done been wrong.
;)
Gavin Hill
SPIDEY CALM YOUR TITS ITS ME BUB ITS ME
Parker Gomez
>*after finish reading it, goes to rip the sheet into pieces before proceeding to stomp on it to the ground*
if this is your idea of a caliginous flirt then i havve newws for you
you did a SHITTY job at it
FUCK YOU BOTH
>*sigh*
at least you knoww wwhen to leavve me alone
wwhat kind of deal are you evven talkin about
Nathaniel Parker
Hey guys! Can I join your club? Can I?
Jayden Taylor
Yes, it is the criminal who cut off Josephi Krakowski's arms!
Hello friend, welcome to legion!
Hope you fit in well, yes?
Hmmmm
Leo Gomez
look you're among fellow villains here we know full well how these kinds of 'deals' work
Henry Taylor
NO SPIDEY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I CAN FIX IT BUB
Brayden Mitchell
NO IM ME
DONT LISTEN TO HIM IM THE REAL WOLVERINE
Brody Jackson
AAAAAWWWW
SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG!
Chase Sullivan
My deals are better
Hunter Gonzalez
Does anyone have ANY good plans for infiltrating the justice league?
John Lopez
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU BUB ?
Ryan Thompson
(Their stifled giggles erupt back into full blown uproarious laughter at the utterance of "caliginous flirt")
(P)
A c-(snicker) a cali-what now?
(R)
I thou(haha) thought we made... made it clear we didn't understand your idiotic fish language.
Alexander Bell
How can wolverine fix? Wolverine only knows violence and slaughter! Wolverine cannot repair the arms of poor Josephi!
Face truth, Wolverine, you are violent beast, yes? You're crusade as hero is only lie wolverine tells self, tells world, to pretend he is man! But you are ravenous beast living only to kill and eat and mate!
If it were not so, Josephi would still have arms!
Wolverine is a fraud, a sham!
Andrew Robinson
no they aren't all deals are shitty and will inevitably bite you in the ass in some way
we rush the front gate and incinerate any motherfucker with a pulse
Jace Russell
WHY DON'T I STOP BOTH OF YOU, MUTIE SCUM?
Dylan Diaz
Hmmm... perhaps some espionage is in order
Logan Hall
My deals have are held in “high” esteem if you know what I mean.
Asher Thompson
Please help me. I really want to get back to conquering planets but the Steven is watching me.
Noah Myers
LOOK AT ME!
I'M DA BAT!!!
Noah Sullivan
NO I HAVE GOOD FRIENDS BY MY SIDE I ALWAYS RESPECT XAVIER AND IM NOT AS VIOLENT AS I USE TO BE BUB
SPIDEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
Grayson Harris
Now, now, now, young man, les not get ahead of ourselves just yet, ralentissez, mon ami! Let's talk about you...you're...a Prince...ain't that right? Ain't no one 'round willing to kiss th'ring as the ought...dweller of the sea. Poor wader like you deserves better, don't he...? Recognition, fame, loved and abhorred by all! Or...'mI thinkin'-a someone else, someone more ambitious-hearted...Ampora?
>*The strange man in a debonair hat prodded his cane against the candy-cane colored horns of the troll.*
Merci pour l'accueil chaleureux, hot wings, baby. Color me charmed 'n privileged.
Aww...my reputation done gone and preceded me once more! What can I say? Word really gets around when you do.
John Kelly
Hey! Aside from a bit of monkeys paw bullshit, my deals are fine
Oliver Perry
Okay which of you fucks made laxative brownies because fuck you!
Also I found some kid dressed like a goddamn stop light... has some R on his chest, he any of yours? If not imma eat him...
Jordan Gutierrez
Hello everybody! What’d I miss?
Zachary Martinez
hmmmmMMMmmmm!
Adam Cox
STOP RIGHT DER JOKER!
*really weak punch*
Landon Watson
i'm sorry it's already too late for you
the monkey's paw is why it's shitty
you failed to kill steven as promised
Wyatt Fisher
Now THAT is a true villain. She killed...trillions. Not that she could kill a GOD, b-baka.
Jose Allen
LOOK I KNOW YOU THINK IM SAVAGE IM NOT AS SAVAGE AS I USE TO BE BUB TRUST ME OK ?
Henry Wood
Hey does it count if you kill one guy over trillions of times?
Carter Ramirez
Ah yes, Wolverine has tamers now, keeping him on short leash, watching over to stop him, because they all know truth. That if they can't stop wolverine, none can. So they stand by wolverine, to keep the rabid beast tamed. And if foolish beast thinks it is becoming Man with help of friends? All the better
Chamberlain thinks you will be good friend, yes?
Why didn't friend Butterfly kill The Steven?
Liam Wright
I once made a deal with the devil for a new body.
It didn’t last long.
The body, that is.
And I didn’t really finish my end of the deal either, so I guess neither of us really gained anything.
But he actually lost something.
Adam Gomez
i hate you both
dont touch me
>*instinctively raises hands to cover horns from that small tap*
howw did...
wwho are you
Eli Russell
Hello everyone. I presume there's still room in the Legion for the Master of Mystery, MYSTERIO?
Camden Rivera
I AM DARKNESS!
I HATE SUPERMAN AND LOVE SUPERMAN!
I MISS MY MAMA AND DADA!
I'M BATMAN!
Angel Collins
According to Steven she fell victim to the “murdercock” considering both are teenagers I’m not gonna think about that too much.
Dominic Torres
THATS NOT TRUE CHAMBERLAIN
*Rips off the leash
Adam Thomas
We don’t tolerate failure here, Star. Even Meatwad can kill a person right. What happened?
Aaron Richardson
But I can grant... wishes
Gir please stop assaulting that old woman... attacking old people is my thing
Owen Gonzalez
Oh god, not another one
Can we just speak english, without a bunch of nonsense thrown in
To think someone as tall as you could become so, so weak...
And at the hands of a fucking child.
Carter Stewart
Okay I gotta ask... why do we all come to this planet?
Like last week I found out Unicron has been here chilling in the core with some douches... there’s some alien hunter guy running around, I think there’s more then one..
It’s gone from backcountry to a freaking strip mall.
Aaron Butler
BATHUG!
Tyler Gonzalez
Damn, unlike Lucifer I’m the guy named Devil who values loyalty and actually keeping to deals, none of that underhanded shit.
Dylan Torres
I hate you, too, buddy...
I hate you, too...
Dominic Torres
Talk no jutsu is a real threat, we had this discussion last thread
Justin Walker
Kill who?
Austin Allen
The fat kid with a star on his shirt.
Thomas Wood
Nothing's a threat when you can explode an entire planet with the push of a button
Jacob Campbell
And unlike Lucifer... I don’t personally add the misfortune bullshit... it just kinda slips in
Asher Thomas
Face it Wolverine, it is true, ALL of it!
Can lie to world, but cannot lie to self!
Yes, is unfortunate implication...
Always room for more friends in legion, yes?
Skeksil is just here as ambassador of The Skeksis Empire, but must admit, seems like whole Galaxy is here.
Christian Cooper
wishes that inevitably bite you in the ass
Because it's fun to terrorize human?
>it's an amnesia episode
ah fuck
Isaiah Foster
HAI GUYS I CAPTURED THE RIDDLER!
IMMA GOOD BATMAN RIGHT?
Jackson James
Didja break his fingers?
Josiah Gomez
IM NOT A LIAR I DID SOME HORRIBLE THINGS BACK IN MY DAY BUT I NEVER LIED
Asher Green
Look, when Frisk destroyed the world, I brought it back. How is that a bad wish
Besides... the price for doing so was pretty cheap
Charles Williams
MEANWHILE IN THE BASEMENT
"Someone please help! The green rat broke all my fingers! I'm stuck in the basement! Help!
Joshua Lee
Yeah I know right... how did everyone hear about Earth so fast anyway?
How’s that Gaflung or whatever massacre going for you all? Last I saw you had some giant ass crabs doing a hell of a job on them.
...you are not wrong, shits funny when you give them hope and then utterly crush it.
By the way how’s your conquest going? There is a shit ton of kids back home scared of you so kinda impressed with that.
Carter Gomez
He’s so dramatic.
Ian Davis
Oh I remember! That Steven guy!
But I don’t remember why you asked me to kill him. Or what you would give me in return!
Mason Martinez
SO LONG YOU VILLAIN SHITS ILL BE IN COURT
*flees out of the building with his gundam*
Ian Nguyen
ITS ME!
I WAS THE BAT ALL ALONG!
Ryder Russell
Yeah, HE'S the dramatic one
Ethan Hill
I could give you any wish... for a very small price
Jaxson White
I WANNA MILLION PIZZAS!
Grayson Barnes
HAHA get fucked Nigma
I would be the rightful king of the monsters by now if it wasn't for that cheating bitch godzilla and his human cronies
William Lee
I didn’t skip past the last thread you shouldn’t have trouble remembering, wait shit did I?
Nicholas Wood
Star wants cute boys, yes?
Have many cute boys in Thra!
Eli Flores
Ok just give me... this
David Brown
WHERE AM I GONNA GET CONSTRUCTION PAPER THIS TIME OF NIGHT?
Ayden Rivera
...Gelfling massacre is going too well
Skeksil tells fellow skeksis that we must conserve Gelflings, but all they wish is to gorge on essence.
Very difficult being voice of reason in such crazed world.
Cooper Nguyen
Yeah the humans are really stepping up!
Got my ass kicked, moved to the big city.
Do you know how many deaths occur in Gotham any given minute? Why I didn’t think of this before is beyond me... and everyone is either perpetually scared or insane.
Isaiah Rogers
Let’s use Lex’s credit card. He’s too busy with his girl.
Jaxon Martinez
I'm all for prostitution but I dont think this particular girl would be into that.
Matthew Russell
Oh don’t worry GIR... you already have one, inside of you
Anthony Phillips
Help! I can't breath! Get me out!
Brayden Bennett
Chamberlain's right on the money.
Ohhhh, just an old hat taught new tricks.
>*The man's shadow darts around behind him, hands cupped over each other in pensive gauging, the featureless silhouette sizing Eridan up like an undertaker.*
The question is, aching blood-pumper-piège-of-the-March-months...who are you...? And who do you WANNA be...?
Yikes...sounds like you need a better dealer, friend. I've got some...folks back home who could really outfit you for somethin' nice and...mo-bile. It's a bit of a leap, but I could scrap you together a new body, fine as frog hair~!
Tsk...sounds like someone's irked. Est-ce mieux si nous parlons la langue des 'manlet'š extraterrestres?
Ayden Adams
Hate to break it to you Chara but I'm not seeing any soul in Gir, he appears to be fully automated. There's plenty of organics here to go around though.
Carson Peterson
You should be more specific.
Huh?
I already have cute boys back in Mewni!
Parker Butler
YYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Jace Howard
So not good in other words.
Hey call uhhh what’s his face... Lobo, pay the guy and it’s all smooth sailing.
Zachary Gutierrez
My ability to skip time also erases everyones memories within the skipped time, this happens now and again so I wouldn't be surprised if I was responsible.
Bentley Miller
It’s okay Eddie I’m here for you...
want a ball
Blake Long
*GIR DRAGS THE RIDDLER'S CORPSE INTO THE BATHROOM AND TRIES TO FLUSH HIM DOWN THE TOILET*
Eli Watson
The boy mentioned Murdercock, perhaps a redemption dicking?
Austin Carter
GIR NO IT'LL CLOG
Charles Ross
Hey hey... you gonna eat that?
Luis Myers
No no, Gelfling drop like flies
Capture them and drain them by the hundreds each day
Skeksil is upset that soon there will be no Gelflings to get essence from
True reason Skeksil came to Earth
Then what can Legion give to Friend Butterfly to satisfy her?
HmmmMMMMmmmm?
Hunter Thompson
That would be the worst case scenario, also disgusting.
Jonathan Nelson
GUYS HELP!
*gir points towards an overflowing toilet with an arm sticking out the upper deck and a green bowler hat floating in the water*
THE FLUSHY THING! IT WON'T FLUSH!
Caleb Parker
Don’t you worry, just gonna need some extra arms to push it down.
Justin King
"IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A CALIGANOUS FLIRT" YEAH RIGHT, ASSWIPE. YOU SAY THIS SOUNDING HIGH AND MIGHTY LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A GOOD CALIGANOUS RELATIONSHIP WOULD EVEN *BE*.
Aaron Martinez
You came to a very hostile planet just FYI... humans are not the best to get agitated.
Hope you got numbers because they sure as hell do... just try to avoid already taken hunting grounds....”
John Miller
Hey guys. Still sharpening weapons but I found this strange Golden Arrow. You guys know anything about it?
Does it belong to like Green Arrow's enemy or something?
Thomas Perez
ugh, there's two of them
Elijah Ross
Alright everyone... I feel a bit better now...
I thought you gave out balloons?
Can we get some weightlifting sets? And some of these Earth, "Cheetos?" People keep calling me one for some reason. I need to see the resemblance.
Jace Long
Lemme take a look
*pricks himself with it*
Brody Cox
G-golden arrow?! LET ME SEE IT RIGHT NOW MANTA PLEASE
Michael Rodriguez
PleASE...EnD Me...
I No LoNgEr FeAr DeAtH.
JuSt EnD iT.
Levi Ward
Mine... the arrow, it’s mine!
Jaxon Cooper
...it’s funny how you think Riddler deserves a balloon.
Also he is afraid of balls... or bats... bat balls? His head is super fucky
Luke Murphy
hmm, meatwad, I don't see any stand energy coming from you, but the virus wouldn't be able to kill you either.
Jaxson Kelly
Cool... imma just start with your toes and work my way up.
Nicholas Nguyen
i
i
i do wwant the lovve and respect i so rightfully deservve after all the shit i havve been through and done
i wwant to get rid of the landwwellers
but i also wwant...someone to fill this emptiness in my heart
black or red feelings
someone only for me and no one else
i wwould evven go back in time to try and fix anyfin
>*clears throat*
anyTHING for a certain someone just to showw howw much she meant to me
>*His eyes trailed down, melancholy.*
Mason Reyes
everyone think's Mothra is a so sweet but if you actually met her she's a total bitch in person especially when you can understand her
Christopher Cooper
The riddler's toilet water starts flooding the room.
Luke Kelly
Wyatt Torres
(P)
There's more of you?
(R)
Your horns are so... small...
(P)
Yeah, I always assumed larger horns were the norm. Guess not.
(R)
Why even have them at that point?
Camden Gutierrez
You guys are a bunch of bitch-ass niggas.
I bet I could kill way more martial artists than all of you.
Logan Ross
Not every gold arrow is yours, friend Chara, only the one in friend Ghisorah's stomach
Let me get a look at it as well, friend Meatwad
Yes, encounters with wolverine has taught Chamberlain as much
Isaac Adams
bitch i could just step on you
Chase Cox
Oh Fuck!
“Parkour jumps up to the highest piece of furniture”
Asher Cook
kar
wwhat are you evven doin here
howw did you get here
you could have messaged me about going to this place
Christopher Smith
How would any of us know? She existed for like, a week after hatching. Then you killed her.
That's fucking gross.
David Morales
Why are you even saying you pricked youeself. You're not even near me.
Who even fucking said that?
Oh it's yours.... just don't get Goat Boy near it. I feel like he would poke his eye with it. Also I noticed that you were concerned about people not getting slashed by this thing. Well just to let you know. This suit makes it impossible for me to get slashed and pierced. Atlantean Science is the Best Science in the world!!!
Aaron Ward
The arrow comes from my series, I first unearthed them, they are my responsibility.
Brody Richardson
Her screaming is annoying enough without understanding it...
By the way, she fears volcanoes. Abstract and useless to me but I’m sure it’s of use to you.
Anthony Flores
Ok three things!
1. I want that golden arrow!
2. I also want a billion earth dollars for myself and Marco!
3. I need advice to end monster prejudice on Mewni!
Gimme those and I can punish Steve!
By the way, you aren’t one of Ludo’s, are you?
Gavin Lewis
Doctor says I need more green in my diet...
Adrian Sullivan
Oh that silly thing? Just get rid of it. It's nothing but MUDA! and no one needs it here. We've already got too much Jojo references.
Jackson Adams
GIMME! I WANNA NOTHER PET GHOST!
Andrew Bennett
Would a "be-etch-ahs nih-gah" be able to explode entire planets with a push of a button?
Gavin Baker
Manta, if you stab a stand with the arrow it becomes a requiem stand, these stands are basically unbeatable, I could defeat The Steven and any other enemies with ease. Give. Arrow.
Grayson Wright
Go ahead and try, faggots.
You know you're gonna lose.
Jonathan Jones
Felicitations, malefactors! I'm endeavoring to agglutinate in your Legion for the preparations of affordable comestibles! WHO WILL ACCEPT ME?!
Robert Bailey
Pic
Cooper Flores
OH NO, THE FUCKING HORROR.
MY HORNS ARE FINE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE SOME BULLSHIT MISCONCEPTION ABOUT TROLLS, THAT'S FULLY AND COMPLETELY ON YOU, YOU GULFUZZLING SHITFACE.
I DON'T PICK AND CHOOSE HOW THEY LOOK LIKE!!! LIFE ISN'T A FUCKING CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN, IT'S NOT SOMETHING I HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER.
DOES IT MATTER?
WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD'S LIVING FUCK WOULD I MESSAGE YOU ABOUT GOING HERE? YOU'RE NOT MY LUSUS. I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU EVERYWHERE I GO.
Zachary Hernandez
Chamberlain sees, yesss...
With both friend Lex and friend Glomgold's wealth, 2 million earth currencies is easy.
Now, we need golden arrow and antiprejudice advice then, yes?
Hmmmmmmmm
Friend Chara, the arrow, please
Nicholas Jones
Just so we are clear...
I already ate your arms....
So how’s being an idiot working for ya?
William Cooper
(From atop furniture)
Uh... I think the flooding is getting worse.
But if you want to escape it... just know... this perch is mine!
Joseph Parker
Manta still has the arrow, do not let the red eyed child near it.
Christian Cox
Dylan James
Rest in piss
Edward 'the riddler' Nygma
????-2019
who were you again?
Gavin Smith
...was... was that your best?
Cause I fought kids that hit harder
Lucas Hall
One, I already gave Chara the Arrow.
Two, You'll get it over at Miss Yea Forums don't ask us for shit.
Finally, I don't know... I heard Martin Luther King Jr is in Canada. Maybe he can help.
What the Fuck are you talking about?! The fuck is a Jojo?! Seriously?!
Oh God! Not Again!!! FUCKING SKELETOR!!!! Wait... he's not here.... FUCKING PENI!!! Wait.... she's not here either..... well who the fuck do we blame this time?!
Blake Gomez
Has friend met Chamberlain's twin brother?
No?
Allow Skeksil to introduce friend, to The Skeksil
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Henry Ward
He was delicious... is delicious...
At his knees currently... he screams like a girl.
Nolan Hernandez
there have been many mothras and many Ghidorahs throughout time and space in a way my conflict with godzilla is both inherit and inevitable you only have one iteration so your mind is less acclimated to the concept
now your giving me ideas
*gets gravity beamed into oblivion like a bitch*
Noah Diaz
That little robot. What's his name? Oh yeah, Starscream! As to your other question, just don't think about it Manta. Some things are better left unsaid.
Jackson Nelson
Manta you ass that arrow belongs to I, Diavolo
Jaxon Nguyen
AAAAAAAAAA
Camden Taylor
ME?
William Perry
guess you wwish to surprise me that much wwith your presence because it wworked
socks jumped out of my saunterpods by your sudden vvisit that i am giddy as a goldfish
unless you havve any other reason than just to see me like seeing the swwampy scenery of this place
Aaron Jones
well that was a fun distraction wouldn't you agree Chamberlain?
Levi Peterson
...friend Ghidorah, that was Chamberlain's kill...
Hmmmmmmmmm
Dylan Lewis
That’s the idea... you are a fun alien monstrosity aren’t you?
We should hang out more.
Carson Mitchell
You're not Starscream, so it's not you.
Josiah Murphy
God fucking dammit, Tambourine!
Caleb Ward
Oh...okay then.
Guess you guys don’t need my help after all since you have each other.
Good luck in killing Steve!
>she warps right out of the base
Brandon Anderson
Hey, whats the big idea here? Is this supposed Lair rundown? I thought you all had class.
Alexander Miller
So imma gonna try eating that girl any objections?
Charles Ortiz
I like the cape, kid.
Gabriel Nguyen
AAAWWWW...
Jordan Torres
We need friend butterfly to kill Steven Universe...
Hunter Brown
Fish kid, is he right? Are your species' horns really normally that pathetic?
Jack Bailey
(From atop perch)
Hey! Fuck off! I’m not the one who flooded the damn toilet
“Whispers” Oh god the floor is so gross... I need a distraction
“Starts quietly playing Ultra Jump Mania”
Asher Foster
GROSS. FUCK OFF. IF THERE'S ANYTHING I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR TODAY IS THAT ME BEING HERE HAS GIVEN YOU ANY POSITIVE EMOTIONS AT ALL. I GUESS IT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR DECIDING TO COME, I KNEW I SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED AT MY FUCKING HIVE.
THEY AREN'T PATHETIC, GO SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR OWN ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Jose Garcia
We got class shooting out of our ass
We need her I think. Who else is gonna beat Steven?
Eli Adams
Just get Steve in a room with an xenomorph man...
Facehugger a bitch!
Kevin Cook
Is it just Skeksil, or is Legion more alien than human now?
Caleb Morgan
Parker Foster
my bad he was just so fun to blast though
what can I say? Suffering is an artform
have less retarded kids
William Lewis
I want a moon pie.
Jaxson Roberts
You're human?
Jace Davis
Hey, wrinkly fowl. Who's this obnoxiously named nitwit?
Gavin Williams
Oh yeah we will get along just fine... if you need a place I got space.
Best part the adults in the town won’t even question the giant space dragon if I don’t want them to!
Adrian Flores
Hey, its not that ba-
OH MY GOODNESS
This reeks!!!
Wh-What are you!?
Ethan Watson
I’m Meatwad
Colton Foster
Eh, hi-!
I'm Sheldon Plankton. You're quite, eh... unique!
Leo Evans
(Atop the perch, playing with headphones in)
“Softly” think of the beach Chara, no sewage just beach, just think of the beach and don’t breathe through your nose Chara, then you’ll be fine
“Humms nervously”
Ryan Diaz
man humans sure are dumb, and puny, and various other things that make them fun to mess with
Noah Sullivan
Sup Shrimpy
Robert Morris
horns in our planet are larger and longer but varies in the hemospectrum
unique in their owwn wway upon birth of trolls
and yet you come here on your owwn vvolition to go cross thick wwaters filled with leeches and gatordilebeasts in the end to be here
can you not feel so proud for doing that
Gavin Hill
It’s just the kids that seem immune.. which is weird.
Lucky they are also dumb enough to trust a clown in a sewer drain.
Jacob Jackson
Of course Chamberlain is not human, merely pointing out that Earth organization is less Earth than alien
Steven Universe is small child that can turn any creature 'good' by singing and crying
Steven is also half human half gem abomination
Kayden Torres
Hey kid! Be a dear and pick a new recruit's stubby arms up to your perch!
I'm... in? Right?
Bentley Walker
Come on in the waters fine...
Asher Ramirez
Shrimp!? WHO YOU CALLING SHRIMP!?
Lincoln Taylor
True, but we're in the presence of only unique individuals, most humans are painfully boring. Only a few even carry the capabilities of not dying to the arrow.
Jayden Cox
What’s a “lucifer”?
It figures Azula didn’t fill you in on your job.
I’m finished making deals. Besides, I doubt you’d even be able to provide a suitable body.
It was not me! I don’t even have a body, so how could I have done anything other than talk?
That’s it, I’m out of here. But next time you see me, I WILL have a body!
Unless some other Starscream shows up before me, then the next time you see “me” won’t be the next time you see me.
Colton Carter
Yeesh. Reminds me of another moronic abomination
Caleb Ramirez
Who da ya think?
Hudson Butler
“Points knife to be used as bridge”
(Tearing up) wanna play Battleblaze and pretend to be anywhere but here?
William Taylor
(R)
Ohh, I get it
You're GAY.
(P)
You know, if that was it, you could've just told us instead of making a bunch of excuses about not liking the pink one
(R)
Also explains the way you dressed in that one thread
(P)
Actually, he always dresses kinda gay... especially compared to that emo-looking specimen.
It also kind of explains why he thought we were flirting with him...
(R)
And what the fuck are you? How can something so small even be sentient?
(P)
Let alone think you're actually intimidating
Andrew Baker
Lucifer is many people, but most simply its a strong silver tongued guy who fell out of favor with his boss.
Lucas Walker
i wouldn't bother with Chara he/she/it is really just a demon not a child
Jackson Richardson
Wait- hemospectrum?
Blake Green
YEAH NO, NOT FUCKING REALLY.
HAVING TO STAND N A PUDDLE OF SHIT UNTIL THIS ENTIRE DEAL IS OVER WHILE OVERHEARING SOME NIMWITS DISCUSS SOME SHIT ABOUT ARROWS AND KILLING A CHILD (NOT TO COUNT, ONTOP OF ALL OF THIS, HAVING TO SEE YOU OUT OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE!!!) IS NOT AN EXPERIENCE I WOULD EVER BE PROUD OF.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH EVERYONE ALWAYS SCREAMING AND WHINING ABOUT BEING "GAY"? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN HAVE A *WORD* FOR THAT?????
Connor Moore
I think its a literal pile of slop I can't even give away 'cause its "unsafe for consumption." Am I near the ballpark!?
Adrian Hill
...I keep forgetting to turn off the scary, I meant it as an actual invitation not a threat.
I mean she is here and all so I’m aware she is off the table...
Ayden Roberts
Why are none of these people in character?
Blake Jenkins
>humps desk
Adam Watson
I am gonna love kicking your tiny ass
Joseph Williams
I just finished getting my shit beat in...
No kids around so just a clown refusing to frown...
But Stevens gotta drown.
Hunter Morales
WHAT THE FUCK.
Austin Campbell
Hey, hey, hey
we're just having fun here
if you want to say something, at least give some kind of constructive criticism for them to improve
Cooper Brooks
Eh- sure! I've never heard of this but whatever it takes to take my mind off of this "Meatwad" ingrate is treasured!
How do you do "Battleblaze?"
Landon Morales
I am constantly unsure of whether I’m in-character enough so that could help.
Ethan Wright
It’s basically if Tf2 fucked counter strike, but in a dessert
I picked it up while visiting a cyberpunk world
Dylan Murphy
Just try moron! I've destroyed bigger lumps of chum on a lonely tuesday night in my own restaurant!
Evan Martinez
Your greatest fear is that the whales are coming back.
Mr.Crabs has a Whale
Xavier Mitchell
*meanwhile in meekrob space*
WOOHOO THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME*
Gigan will return
Jack Russell
A war simulator? And collected from a Cyber world? Hook me up!
Nolan Wilson
....we have other words for that.
Kayden Scott
You all will have to come to my acting class in the abandoned warehouse just south of Reno.
Christopher Jones
did not mean to reply to that post
Joseph Powell
Is friend Pennywise going to begin telling whole Legion their fears?
hmmmmmmmmmm
Is friend Pennywise going to tell Chamberlain that he fears death?
Ryan Martin
HOW DID YOU-
W-What are you, fellow Legionnaire?
Cooper Fisher
Roger?
Leo Nelson
Oh, we don't have a word for it. That's why we're using yours.
Your inferior concepts of "romance" is still pretty confusing. Cloning is so much simpler.
We only know about the concept because of the data the invaders collect.
Samuel Carter
I wonder why Megatron hasn’t shown up yet... or Darksied...
Usually the no fun bums are here to ruin it by now...
Caleb Sullivan
you could havve left at any time during all that bullshit
and yet here we are standing and bitching about it
Isaiah Diaz
By the way, I don't think we've been properly introduced, wrinkly fowl.
My name's Sheldon Plankton! And you are?
Juan Green
Fine!
Christopher Carter
I’m bored and working up an appetite for later...
Nah you fear being powerless and insignificant.
Nathan Roberts
>Megatron
Which Megatron?
Nolan Thomas
Literally something beyond existence from before existence was puked out by some asshat Turtle.
Sebastian Turner
Cloning? Simpler!?
BAHAHAHA
Why bother with cloning procedures when you can just MAKE another you?
Parker Ward
Am Skeksil, the Chamberlain, yes?
One of Skeksis, lords of Crystal of Truth, Rulers of world of Thra
Benjamin Stewart
I'm a 21st Century Schizoid Man, I fear anything and everything, but what do I fear the most?
Christian Clark
Oh fuck is the multiverse doing that shit again?
Hudson Cooper
YEAH EXCEPT *WE* DON'T HAVE A WORD FOR IT EITHER.
OUR CONCEPT OF ROMANCE ISN'T FUCKING INFERIOR, IT'S JUST ORGANIZED IN A WAY THAT ISN'T REPULSIVE AND TRIES TO SHOVE ALL OF IT IN ONLY ONE QUADRANT LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS. IMAGINE *NOT* HAVING ANY FUCKING ROMANCE? HOW MISERABLE ARE YOU? NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE NOT EVEN ABLE TO FEEL LOVE, YOU COLD-HEARTED SHITFACES.
I *GUESS*, BUT TO BE FAIR, I'M SORT OF INTERESTED IN WHATEVER THE HELL IS THE NEXT SERIES OF BULLSHIT SOMEONE'S GOING TO PULL FROM THEIR WASTECHUTE.
Michael Howard
>again
It never ends...
Ryder Smith
>even less clown Pennywise in the second film
Yikes
Jose Gomez
An eldritch spawn? But why are you a clown?
Clowns are supposed to be funny, you know?
Gavin Hill
It briefly did once... maybe twice.
Carson Ward
Battleblaze
Owen Turner
Wyatt Mitchell
That is... true, friend Pennywise.
hmmmmmmmmmm
Nathaniel Gomez
Skeksil the Chamberlain, eh? Ruler of Thra?
Pleasure to be acquainted, Skeksil!
Noah Bennett
That’s how I lure in my favorite food... children...
Then I turn into what they fear and feast on their flesh.
Also you ever meet a guy called the Joker?
Jordan Ross
You don't? I assumed all romantic species used it.
Also, it's not just YOUR concept that's inferior, it's just romance in general.
But from what I've heard of it so far, it sounds even more complicated than other forms.
Sounds like a lot of work. All we have to do is toss some DNA in and the rest is pretty much automated.
Christopher Jenkins
STARSCREAM WHERE ARE YOU!? DANG IT HES ALREADY LEFT THSI MEETING. OH WELL BACK TO THE HIMALAYAS I SUPPOSE, WEIRD NEW MEMBERS HERE BY THE WAY.
Lincoln Parker
he's a dick i heard he once drank ocean water
Lucas Brooks
Just means that you got to be more ruthless and cunning then you already are friend
Brayden Nguyen
Yes, please to meet friend Plankton as well.
hmmmmmmmmm
Brody Flores
How has clowns becoming more of a scary thing rather than a thing to be trusted affected your children eating capabilities?
Gavin Bennett
Oh hey Megs, can you remove this fucking purple griffin thing off my town?
Jackson Barnes
Say, this is just like the simulator I have at home!
>gets headshot
... Almost. Hey, who are you anyway, kid?
To be fair, any ruler's fear is losing power and becoming insignificant. I'm a walking example of that... *sniff*
David Diaz
Holy shit you fuckers almost hit the image limit already
Lucas Martin
OF FUCKING COURSE WE DON'T!!!!!!!!
IF I'M ASKING YOU "WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR THAT", IT'S ASSUMED WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING WORD FOR IT EITHER!! CAN YOU USE HALF YOUR BRAIN????? JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ROMANCE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S USELESS. ROMANCE *IS* COMPLICATED BECAUSE IT FUCKING SHOULD BE, WHAT'S THE GOD DAMN POINT IN IT IF THERE'SS NO DRAMA AT ALL??? AGAIN, NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO COMPREHEND ANY OF IT!
Aiden Jenkins
Not great... but kids are sympathetic so I play the “woe is me and my ugly face I must cover up...”
They buy that crap and it’s hilarious
Evan Rogers
We do love our images, guess we'll have to be name fags now
Adrian Flores
My cover up was an entirely different personality, easy to play the fool when you can become one on command.
Jaxon Lopez
So on what day is the next thread?
Henry Gomez
I COME OUT ON TOP BECAUSE I CAN JUST TYPE ALL OF THIS IN CAPS AND IT'S EASILY RECOGNIZABLE.
Hudson Hughes
I could make a new thread if you want
Cameron Rivera
Why would anyone drink ocean water... it’s like 89% whale fluids
Anthony Morris
Yes, is so taxing when dealing other idiot Skeksis who do not rule but feast upon essence endlessly...
Jayden Howard
How bout tomorrow at noon
Gavin Torres
True... but it’s fun breaking a child’s mind and heart in one horrible way before they die..
Michael Ross
All Chamberlain needs is make sentences like this, yes?
and add
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ethan Phillips
Eh I'm more of an efficiency over style kinda guy, except for that PIECE OF SHIT UPSTART BRAT GIORNO GIOVANNA, he deserves to suffer
Carter Myers
Almost time for dinner... hehehe
Ethan Gray
So do you eat EVERYTHING?
Jose Robinson
Prefer to wait maybe when the Yea Forums poll starts
Connor Martin
Oh, style and efficiency can go hand in hand...
I once got an entire classroom by being a pet hamster and it was great!
Jaxson Jenkins
I don't know why people bother with time travel at best you create a stable loop and at worst you summon the dahaka
Carter Reed
This is gonna sound weird but I'm just curious, have you ever met a child who was into it?
Andrew Collins
Didn’t one of you show up because of one of those?
Hunter Baker
Yes.. down to the marrow.
And even those tender bits
Elijah Stewart
Tomorrow at noon it is, then.
Hudson Richardson
Charming. I don't know why you'd drink ocean water clown, but I doubt you'd like the water near where I'm from. Thanks for the info, fellow Legionnaire reptile.
To be honest, its very exhausting. I only did it once before letting my wife be in charge of our own cloning machine. Its pretty convenient.
Austin Murphy
Personally I prefer resets
Jeremiah Clark
Have friend heard news of Wolverine?
Wolverine is to be stand Trial of Law.
Imagine if wolverine is convicted; mutant race disgraced, and nuisance to Legion is caged!
hmmmmmmmmm
Owen Green
yeah and he sucked ass
Elijah Lopez
So if a choirboy ended up in front of you...
Chase Miller
That’s not a great plan bud...
Wolverine is Canadian and a veteran... slap on the wrist at best
Aaron Wilson
Priest... 9/10 times traumas been done already and I just got to play up the fear of disgrace
Tyler Edwards
Humans give special treatment for veterans? Utter nonsense, yes?
All peoples should be willing to work as soldiers, why treat those who are chosen any better?
Dominic Barnes
Plankton: My condolences Skeksis. Hierarchies always have mooching imbeciles.
Brandon Morgan
Can we get pizza?
Aiden Hall
Do you actually DO any of it, or do you just take the form?
Joshua Lee
And its not MY fault your inferior species needs something as hindering as love to survive
Xavier Mitchell
I could whip us up some Chum! O-or how about holographic meatloaf? My wife made extra!
Lincoln Cooper
Yuck City, we need us some real food.
Caleb Peterson
Humans have this weird thing called empathy..
It’s the bane of us all
Jason Ross
If nothing else, trial shall strip wolverine of spirits and possibly disgrace mutants, yes?
Gavin Myers
Yes and no.., it’s situational.
The clown thing is just my favorite form, my actual form is unknowable
Brayden Wright
Nope..
Mutants are already treated like shit. And Wolvie is a heavy drinking and cigar smoking guy in a wife beater hanging out with underage girls... guy is way past giving an ass
Jayden Fisher
YEAH SURE. GET FUCKING LOST. IF ANYTHING, MY BEST BET IS THAT YOU'RE BLEEDING JEALOUSY OUT OF EVERY FUCKING ORIFICE BECAUSE GUESS WHAT!!!! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO EXPERIENCE A FULFILLING QUADRANT IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE. CRY.
THE ONLY REASON YOU KEEP SAYING ALL OF THIS IS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GOOD ROMANCE. SEE, IF YOU WERE TO UNDERSTAND THE UNDERLYING MOTIVES IN A "IN WHICH NINE SEPARATE NARRATIVES OF VARIOUS AND AND PREDOMINANTLY RED ROMANCES PLAY OUT OVER THE COURSE OF A COUNTDOWN TO TWELFTH PERIGEES. INCLUDING NARRATIVES OF A NEWLY APPOINTED VIOLET ADMIRAL WHO FINDS HIMSELF IN FLUSHED INFATUATION WITH A YOUNG TEAL UNDERLING, A CERULEAN PAINTER WHOSE IMPAIRED HATCHMATE AND HER EFFORTS TO KEEP HIM FROM HIS RIGHTFULLY MANDATED CULLING DISTRACTS HER FROM PURSUING A PARTNER, A BLUEBLOOD WITH A MATESPRIT WHO IS TEMPTED BY THE WILES OF HIS YOUTHFUL JADE SECRETARY IN A MANNER IN WHICH CANNOT BE SPUN AS PITCH, AND MANY MORE" ETC ETC ETC I BET YOU'D FUCKING UNDERSTAND.
Kevin Reyes
I got some spare kids...
Andrew Fisher
This is like trying to explain to a robot how great food is, you cant make someone miss something they find utterly alien.
Cameron Bennett
I have chocolate... no you cannot have any
Ryder Mitchell
Who are what’s a Gamera?
Some kid just showed up and started mentioning he has a pet Gamera
Kevin Ward
Chamberlain prepared great feast for all and none but friend Frown and friend Zim even acknowledge it
Cooper Price
MAYBE IF THEY WATCHED SOME ACTUAL GOOD MOVIES ABOUT IT THEY'D UNDERSTAND. WHO FUCKING KNOWS? I PITY THE FUCKERS FOR HAVING NO CONCEPT OF WHAT ROMANCE IS AT ALL.
Kevin Robinson
I don’t eat chocolate... I eat kidkat bars
Juan Powell
Either you’re fucked, or you have an option to dine on turtle soup.
Depending on which Gamera shows up.
Assuming one does show up, that is.
Aiden Wood
I pity the fucker who knows what romance is, but never experiences it all the same. Nah sike relationships are garbage.
Jaxon Gutierrez
some turtle hero who flys around fighting other monsters
Angel Edwards
Is he on par with an outer or elder god of the ether?
Wait is he a FUCKING TURTLE???
Jace Perry
Could I have a crumb? Being single-cellular certainly has its quirks!
I'm sorry, Chamberlain, but I just got here when our toilet flooded. You've got any "essence" left over?
Sebastian Rivera
Fuck it’s those Samurai or Shogun turtles or whatever the fuck they were all over again!
Levi Brown
Essence? By Thra, no! Did not bring any to original feast! Essence is for Skeksis
Chamberlain brought food of Thra!
Michael Gonzalez
yeah except gamera is a giant turtle
Ayden Wood
Oh well, you got any food from "Thra?" And whats the deal with essence, huh? Why can't I get some!?
Xavier Rodriguez
Damn wish I knew about this feast thing, could have brought some sardinian cheese
Austin Collins
That’s not even an issue... so is my “brother”...
The fire breathing bit is the issue... and the flying just outside my influence sphere
Brandon Gomez
Yes, a very large turtle, who has a soft spot for children.
Also he breathes and eats fire.
And he can fly by spinning and shooting jets of fire out of the leg holes in his shell. Even in space.
The average Gamera is weaker than the average Godzilla, but I suppose it’s not impossible for one stronger than most Godzillas to exist somewhere out there.
Brody Baker
Oh that’s good.
Where is Ghidorah anyway
Christopher Butler
Thoughts on Shin Godzilla? He's as much a villain as you
Lucas Ramirez
oh shit you arent Ghidorah
Josiah Robinson
I'd kick his ass
Shin is a bitch
Nathaniel Walker
Mind doing me a favor... I have an... aversion to turtles
Andrew Thompson
So does Zim... most of the time.
Why would you want that?
Bonding with another has no benefit when you're a military-based species. Why do you think we're made in such high numbers?
Invaders can self-destruct when their covers are blown.
Damn, that's my worst nightmare. Life without snacks.
For the last time, romance just holds you back, especially when you don't even need it in the first place.
Bentley Howard
I can relate to him on a certain level, we are both in agonizing pain at almost all times.
Dylan Taylor
AND YOU THINK TROLLS AREN'T A MILITARY BASED SPECIES EITHER? ALTERNIAN CULTURE IS FULL OF GRUESOME GARBAGE ALL AROUND. MUSTARDBLOODS AREN'T EVEN CONSIDERED PEOPLE, THEY'RE JUST CONSIDERED DOUBLE A BATTERIES FOR THE FUCKING EMPIRE OR WHATEVER. WE HAVE FUCKING DRONES EVERYWHERE.
SO WHAT IF IT HOLDS YOU BACK A LITTLE? SOMETIMES SOME SHIT IS WORTH GETTING HELD BACK FOR, YOU HEARTLESS ASSHOLE.
Grayson Moore
I don’t know, he seems a bit too tragic to me.
>Covered in scars
>malformed body
>jaw splits open like a langolier when he fires his laser
If we’re talking Evil Godzilla, you’re looking for the one from GMK. And even then, you could probably make an argument that it’s not Godzilla, but all the spirits possessing him that are at fault.
What’s your opinion on that Godzilla?
Lincoln Foster
Yea, what this strange, exceptionally tall yet thin creature says! If you can't find romance, make your own love of your life! Its what I did, and look at me!
Leo Foster
oh gladly
at least you aren't the source of obnoxious no limits fallacies
Oliver Miller
Yes, Chamberlain bring much food from Thra
Essence is not food, and not for those who aren't Skeksis
Austin Anderson
Well Ol’Pennywise is gonna hit the sewer tunnels now. It’s time for dinner and a short nap....
See y’all .... soon....
Gavin Moore
I think time travel Godzilla is the most evil incarnation, he was just a straight up dick.
Evan Nguyen
YOU SOUND JUST AS PATHETIC AS YOU LOOK, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR POINT?
Jason Robinson
Epitaph foresees you joining us again tomorrow, see you then.
Jonathan Reyes
>no limits fallacies
The what now?
Wait, when did Godzilla travel through time?
Michael Baker
Thanks, feel free to stay awhile
Wyatt Hall
Less Time Travel Godzilla and more like Godzilla film that also had a time travel plot.
Luke Evans
Oh you and Ghidorah are such fun!
Daniel Perry
Excellent! Hand me some crumbs! A shame I can't try your essence.
Me!? PATHETIC!? I WENT TO COLLEGE!
Justin Hernandez
I don’t remember him being much more of a dick than usual in that one.
Kayden Long
SO WHAT? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID BECAUSE YOU WERE SCHOOLFED, JACKASS? YOU LOOK NO BETTER THAN YOU DID BEFORE, YOU WALKING FUCKING TWIG.
Aaron Lewis
Give it a rewatch sometime, its one of the better movies imo.
Samuel Ortiz
At least I'm not a screaming imbecile.
*smug smile*
Angel Richardson
Most short defects are completely useless
and are table-headed service drones. Zim SHOULD'VE been in a similar place, but no, Miyuki let him have an important role, and look where that got her.
All Irkens (except us, of course, which is why Irkens only ever feel "love" for their Tallest) are disposable, and that's how we've taken over so many planets and enslaved some of the most successful species.
How many planets has YOUR kind conquered?
Not that many, right?
That's because your kind is soft.
You created your own lover?
Not sure why I'm surprised, it's not like anything else would fall for something so... very, very tiny.
Michael Roberts
Oh, I will. I intend to do my own Godzillathon one day.
Colton Scott
Watch it, bub. You keep implying my wife has bad tastes and I'll-
I'll... do some other diabolical plan
Austin Bennett
Irken, you forgot the trolls are also a warmonger race.
Angel Lopez
“Tallest”, you forgot the trolls are also a warmonger race.
Nolan Garcia
Ah fuck I posted twice, this is what I get for trying to use KC to skip the duplicate message wait time
Michael Cox
(P)
If they let themselves fall in love with nobodies, then they obviously aren't very good ones.
(R)
Well, if you made her, I wouldn't expect her to be capable of having any better taste.
Nathan Hall
Now you get it! You understand that since *I* created her, there is simply nothing else that can compare to me!
I don't believe we've been acquainted, friend. I am Sheldon Plankton, and what is your name? And is that fellow beside you your... brother?
Kayden Sanders
(R)
B...rother? No, we don't have those.
(P)
We're co-rulers..."Sheldon"
(R)
And what ARE you, exactly? I've never heard of something SMALL being anywhere close to intelligent.
Gavin Brooks
Skeksil tires, yes?
Will go sleep now
Leo Ross
Not related, eh? I'm sure you two are still close for co-ruling!
But please! Call me "Plankton." Sheldon is my-er, father's name? And yes! Feast your eyes on me! I'm a plankton, which is a single celled organism! And you would be hard-pressed to find anyone more intelligent than me in the ocean!
Henry Bailey
Sleep well Skeksil!
Lincoln Jenkins
(R)
C-Close? No, NO,
(P)
NEVER.
(R)
We hate each other.
(P)
HATE.
(R)
No, as said, Irkens DON'T bond like other species do.
(P)
I mean we might have grown up closer that most Irkens...
(R)
But it's a hate kind of closeness.
I'm always picking on Purple
(P)
And we're always bickering!
(R)
Even if we did "love" each other, it's not the kind of soft, friendly kind of friendship you all seem to experience.
Zachary Thompson
How the hell did an RP thread get so many replies
John Perez
This is our second one TODAY.
We had another one hit the pic limit before making this one
Jason Bailey
I- uh...
I don't even know your names, yet I seem to have gotten a lot more than I bargained for...
If I had to share *my* favorite relationship, you sound like my wife and I when we get on each other's nerves. But do tell what kind of "love" your people experience!
Camden Adams
(P)
My name is Purple
(R)
I'm Red
We're the Almighty Tallest, the powerful rulers of the powerful Irken Empire.
We don't really experience your "romance", but I guess we can have a form of... uh...
(P)
I think others call it a "brotherly relationship".
(R)
Our species thrives on violence, and hitting and fighting is far from rare in our "relationship", we enjoy each others' company, but it's not as strong or pure as everyone else's seems to be.
(P)
Most of our people just tolerate one another, though.
Charles Jackson
I'm getting really tired and I'm afraid I may be slipping in and out of character, so I'm going to go join Skeksil and go to bed.
Samuel Roberts
You're both named after colors? Eh, who am I to judge. I'm named after my own species.
And you two just seem to be best friends! I had one too... but it didn't work out so well. I'd ask how you two got to be Emperors, but-
>Big Yawn
I'm out. Whens the next meeting, fellow Legionnaires?
Cameron Howard
lol same. Night user!
Logan Clark
Tomorrow at noon
Cooper Bennett
Goodnight