I turned myself into a pickle gir

I see you, Zim.

A Steven Universe thread died for this

How come no one's come up with Zim invading Yea Forums/Planet Yotsuba yet?

I remember when the zim being a trap thing was born, it was an irkchan thread I started. Sometimes you have to just live with regrets.

Good.

Good riddance.

Zim being a trap is in both the show and the comics though.

Is it really regret?

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The tranny tumblr art came long before the trap Zim porn in these threads. The two are unrelated and the tumblr artist would probably hate the idea of trap Zim and the porn that came from it

>tumblrinas would hate our lewd trap Zims
wtf I love trap zim now

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It’s pretty obnoxious because traps have absolutely zero to do with transpeople in anyway but they decided it was offensive to them for some reason and now want to police all content of it

Haha, don't be silly. Why would I, THE GREAT INVADER ZIM have a folder dedicated to images depicting my Tallest in compromising ways? I'm just a perfectly normal human Internet user.

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You can stop posting this garbage now

Are there any theories or headcanons out there on why the people of Earth outside of the Membrane family became so stupid?

Yeah what the fuck is with people confusing traps with trans? I see this on a lot of other boards (I don't use Yea Forums much) making fun of trans calling themselves traps.
Traps are males who just look feminine but don't actually want to be female. Trans(mtf) are males who transition to be a different gender.

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You shouldn't lewd your Dads, Zim.

If you’re gonna post Trap Zim at least post the good shit

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That and were all I had anyway.
Here, have a funny little palette cleanser.

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Obligatory

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Would the comics have benefitted more from a continuous storyline or do you think they’re fine as the episodic bits they are?

Let's get back to bullying and abusing Zim

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Episodic because the continuous issues take MONTHS to finish. Or just have two teams to do both.

Episodic, IZ as a whole works better in mini episodes since it's so ridiculous and you can have endings that don't make sense that way. It's cool to have gentle continuity and progression (think Gravity Falls) but you can't overdo it.

Zim is for hugs and love.

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Please answer this

why not bully him with hugs and love

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Alright let’s ship DaGr now

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I want to fondle his feelers

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the new chapter for My Kind was pretty g8 and I hope this isn't too lewd for a blue board

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I want to pound Zim's Irken pussy so much that he gets multiple squishes and his juices fall all over my body.

Take a step back son.

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Ok, Keef

Based

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Good work, my friend.

If Dib wants to be a paranormal researcher how come he never tried to research Zim, the fucking alien at his school everyday

Aliens aren't paranormal.

nnnoice

Gentle loving sex in my favorite kind of sex, because I'm a wimp

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He does? Dib even mentions going through Zim's trash in one episode.

How come Dib never came to terms of his xenophilia and fucked Zim?

In the last thread I mentioned how Batata's Twitter gave me instant cancer

You guys seemed to interpret that as me referring to strictly their own art

No
Its all bad
(1/3)

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For fuck sake user I can’t even ironically enjoy seeing it please stop before I throw up

(2/3)

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The new chapter is out?!
FUCK yeah.

STOP

Take it to a Twitter drama thread or something.

mios dios

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There's twitter drama threads?
I wonder if they talked about the time a gay incest fujoshi shipper got arrested for doing bestiality.

Now with true rated M content.

GB2 Kiwifarms this isn't the place for this.

Gay
The only non-trash ship is ZATR

>creates a OC for Zim to fall madly in love with

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you're on a major Yea Forums board
of course there are twitter drama threads

How come you never came to terms with your homophilia and fucked that cute boy who always teased you for being gay Freshman year?

>Tallests assign Zim to a way different planet than Earth, but almost like Earth planet called 'Yotsuba', orbited with a moon/planet named 'Futaba'
>After researching and landing, Zim's disguise mostly consists of sunglasses and a wig/bald cap
>Local Anonymous population don't even notice the weird newfaggot child setting up a new base in guise of a thread

(3/3)

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>Zim being transgender lesbian is somehow worse than Zim being forced to dress like a girl and being gangfucked against his will until he can’t move anymore

You guys are weird

user, do you want to go into time out too?

I'm just responding to shit in the previous thread
I'm done now

One's pushing an ideology and the other's pure fapbait

Isn’t it kind of offensive to make a male character who never shows signs of wanting to be anything but male an mtf

>implying you can't research and satisfy your xenophilia at the same time

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>i'm an agender lesbian who loves to draw girls and use bright colors
>im a genderless being who loves girls
>gender is fake and I dont want to touch me
>boy do i LOVE GIRLS
>I'm an agender bitchard who just wants to get laid by a pretty woman
Yeah okay.
I just agree with that one user who keeps calling Zim a zwitter.

How would a Fanboy and Chumchum crossover go?

Literally nobody cares about your hateboner for this person

Based

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I fucking hate that persons art but I agree with you I would rather not see it in the thread.

I'm fucking dumb, what's a zwitter

Boog would beat up Dib.

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Hermaphrodite
I don't know why they keep calling him that in German and not English but shoutout to that user.

i didn't need to see that

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How about we all stop responding to him and shitpost about Zim instead

post full pic in aco please

>fan comic where Zim cuts off Dib for calling him a boy
>claims gender is a human thing
>has repeatedly throughout official series/comics referred to himself with male pronouns

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>implying I don't like both versions.

I firmly believe in the "correction chip" theory where Professor Membrane has programmed everyone in their city to see paranormal activity as normal.

Ah ok. Not my personal preference but it works.

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You’re not the norm. Most people who push tranny headcanons HATE trapshit and want to censor any porn content of it.

This is the real important question.

I hate how fucking patronizing tumblrites are about explaining gender to people.
Fuck off. FUCK YOU.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

both are pretty disgusting bro

As much as I hate transgenderism or whatever it's called, I do love some bullying. It's a shame the Dib was wearing earrings, I had to cut him out.

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Continuing off of this,

>Zim enters a thread he thought has major influence on the chan
>"HeLLOOOOooo fellow user-WORMS! I've come to INQUIRE of your filthy shitposting ways! This is no way for any use against this PITIABLE trashball you call YO-"
>fuck off you little faggot

It wouldn't be as bad if they didnt say this

Sorry, I just feel betrayed because, as said in the previous thread, an user once said how great and how close to canon the humor is, sucking this artist off to no end

Only to find this

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The difference is that one makes no sense.

Anyone else here autistically writing their own episodes.

TRAPS ARE NOT TRANS FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Wow this makes me want to lewdpost about Trap Zim all of a sudden.

>say this
I meant retweet/support this kind of shit, I know they didn't say this

Yes. I collected a few headcanons from anons in these threads that I plan on writing fanfics for.
I even have a huge fanfic I'm writing but I got busy in the middle so I might not finish it for a while but I will.

I wanna get Zim coming to Yea Forums rolling

And they aren’t gay either!

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Unpopular opinion: I like Dib with a single set of studs. He's the kind of kid who would care about his "look" while doing paranormal shit and nothing says alt kid like a pair of earrings.

Also holy shit can people shut up about twitter and trans trash it just goes in circles and makes people leave. It's friday night, shitposting is the better option.

Pick your Irkling

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Stop posting Twitter shit and post more pics of Zim in a cute dress.

Something they DID say, however

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We have a few tumblr refugees in here who try to stealthpost but give themselves away with their extreme leftist opinions at times. It’s just an unfortunate side effect of Yea Forums being a generally more “friendly” board. If we were as wild as Yea Forums we wouldn’t have this problem but then it would be impossible to get discussion.

I’m probably one of the most /pol/ in these threads but I don’t give a shot about tumblr refugees as long as they keep their mouths shut and don’t post tranny art.

Dib no!

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Both

You can't play as two Irklings at the same time you dummy

On the bright side, their ZATR kids are kinda cute

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The ZaDr assbabies could beat the shit out of them

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Good god, this thread is shit. Post art or discuss the series and shut the fuck up about tumblr

Reminds me of
youtube.com/watch?v=c-abY3cdP64

>they/them

Please I beg you stop posting this shit you’ve already given me brain cancer.

Baby Brawl

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THAT'S IT I'M BRINGING BACK THE ZATR VS DATR SPLATFEST

COME AT ME DIBLET SCUM

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TAKE IT TO THIS THREAD AND STOP POSTING IT HERE

Stop posting this shit or anything from their Twitter you dumbfuck.

Creepy Dib is good.
>Unpopular opinion: I like Dib with a single set of studs. He's the kind of kid who would care about his "look" while doing paranormal shit and nothing says alt kid like a pair of earrings.
Yeah same

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Did someone say tumblr art?

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You missed
>causes some tension between him and his moms
>Junior dates a human girl

I completely understand where you're coming from, but the Dib was wearing THREE earrings on one ear. He was probably wearing three more on the other side of his grotesquely oversized head.
Otherwise, I wholeheartedly agree, fellow user- we shouldn't be screeching about tranny this or tumblr that on this lovely Earth Friday Night, we should all be posting CUTE and FUNNY depictions of our favorite characters from the Cult Classic Cartoon show, Invader Zim!
I love this image. I like how it's nearly right on model, the simple ms paint lineart brings back many fond memories for me, and there's even ZIM bullying the Dib! Shame the artist is nutty.

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YOU KILLED THE THREAD GOOD JOB

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I know, isn't that great!

I was going to draw for this thread but it sucks so I'm out

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If you keep posting this art I swear to God I’m going to start spamming porn and nuke this entire thread

BUENOS DÍAS DID

Thanks for ruining the thread assholes.

FUCK TUMBLR
POST DEVIANTART

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please

Same. Fuck this. I can wait until you're all done having your tumblr twitter temper tantrums.

Let’s try to get back on track. Who hates Zim more, Dib, Sizz-Lorr, the Tallest, or Tak?

I'M GOING TO TRY TO SALVAGE THE THREAD BY DRAWING SPLATOON X ZIM CROSSOVER

Toss screens or ideas at me I'll be nose deep in clip studio

If I see one more post with art from that twitter tranny I’ll fucking do it my hand is on the trigger

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Almost everyone hates Zim so you'd have an easier time saying who hates Zim the least.

Anons who are good at headcanons: what would earth coffee do to Irkens, if anything?

Dude let's talk about CSP, I love learning what programs other anons use. Are you a default brush kind of person or have you picked up some cool ones, I only recently moved from SAI but found the basic bitch ones CSP comes with are great.

>You made the board WORSE
>worse, or better?

Requesting a version Zim version of this titled "Two Smeets one Boy"

Skoodge or Gir.

Why is Membrane such a DILF

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I use both and while I do prefer some things CSP has over SAI, I tend to go back to my comfort zone with SAI. Plus I hate the fact CSP occasionally crashes on me without warning. At least with SAI I know the crashing only ever occurs after saving.

Dib the smeetfucker strikes again

I only like trap Zim art when it’s forced on him and not intentional because I like to see him suffer

He's got that big dick energy.

Okay let's just agree Twitter is nuts. Nothing they say is true or will change what IZ is about, so no need to worry.
Moving on, let's talk about fun shit
Crotch kick, hilarious.

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Can femanon tell me what getting kicked in the cunt feels like

And Jhonen has the audacity to say Zim doesn't have a dick.

numb pain and you can't walk for like 10 seconds.

We all know it's another one of his lame attempts to stop porn.

not as bad as getting kicked in the nuts but it still hurts

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If they don’t hit the clit it hurts but it’s fine. If they manage to hit the clit with the edge of their shoe/boot it’s a real bad time.

Willing to draw. ZaTr is preferred. But anything is fine.

I literally just realized Dib is not only doing this to hurt Zim but also to check if Zim has genitals for research reasons.

Tak dragging Zim around by wig or antennae, depending if you are doing disguised or not

Can I get more tallest Tak with short lap warmer Zim? Preferably with him being embarrassed about it.

You just realized that now?

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If the main force contact area is the lower front, right on the bone, it hurts the most. And I wish I didn't have enough experience to know that. Being hit hard in the tits is worse though imo.

>thread is back on track

You are all safe from my fury for now

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/ss/ Tak and Zim is my fetish

someone post more creepy dib

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I never thought about it and just thought he was being a dick. Now his actions make a lot more sense to me.

Can you redraw pic related but with Zim saying 100 year old alien instead of dragon?

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>Tiddies on an Irken
I'm okay with this

This count?

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So basically the animated version is him seeing if alien dicks are located in their stomachs?

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Seconding this

I bet Gretchen will end up being kinda cute, but she's like kind of an inane dumbass. Though there could have been more to her if we had ever really gotten a chance to get to know her. Zita seems nicer and smarter, like the good girl of the class. I know she comes off as a dumb bitch to most viewers, but that's just because she's a product of her society and we only see her through interacting with Dib and Zim. Dib is the creepy, annoying, insane kid and Zim is a freaky autistic jerk, and we kind of feel for them since they're the main characters.
Kind of a shame that Zim was cancelled so early on. The skoolchildren were really neat and they had more room to grow. Characters like Keef and Poonchy would have gotten more focus over time, so I think the other skoolchildren may have too.
I hate shipping by the way, I just think the world of Invader Zim is very neat and I love Dib's class.

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Imagine Zim in Nowi’s outfit

I actually saw this earlier. I'll work on this first.
This is after.
I forgot to mention genderbend or regular?

do regular then genderbend it
not like that would be hard lol

Alien genitalia (for the greys we've encountered, anyway) actually are higher up than genitalia on humans. They seem to be on the upper pubus. The greys genitals are very different from ours, for males they seem like a big round pad with four nubs on the corners, while on the female they seem like a shallow craters with four holes on the corners. It's like they're designed to copulate standing up, face-to-face.

I love your art.

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I can communicate with aliens
>They seem to be on the upper pubus.
This is correct
>It's like they're designed to copulate standing up, face-to-face.
This too, though I've never seen them in detail. I just know from diagrams they've communicated with me in my dreams.

I thought the grays didn't have any genitals?

they dont lol i have no idea where user is getting this info
Greys, just like irkens, are test tube babies.

The androids and sterile slave race don't. The main race does.

Both please

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Neat. I've never had the opportunity to communicate them, I've only learnt about them through research and investigation.

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Yeah I really like the skool children too. The episodes that were focused on them were always entertaining to me, although I've personally always been kind of a Keefag. I'd love to see a Melvin or Zita centric episode if I had to choose though. Torque is also great as a background gag.

Red Gir was my favorite part of the show when I was a small tape-worm. I would have treasured that Red Gir doll if I had one.

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It's not as bad as the usual Funko pops but I'm still disgusted.

What the fuck are you people on? Go back to /x/. Jesus.

t. Zita

A scene chick at my school had this and I always wanted to go up to her and ask her what she thought of the show if she even watched it because I was a huge Zim lorefag but I kept my power level completely hidden at the time and didn’t want to out myself to my friends.

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I don't think they got Zim's head right at all. I've seen much better 3D depictions of Zim. Here's one.

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>zim's fucking square head

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better than even chance she's never watched the show

The Christmas bumper for Nicktoons had the cutest 3D Zim.

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>tallest purple figure exists
how much do they usually go for?

That Zim looks like a mix between Zim and Invader Grapa (the tall fellow declared as Skoodge, conqueror of Blorch).

Hope you guys don’t mind me posting old merchandise.

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Nigga Zim

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Could Marty defeat Zim?

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>Tallests are slouched with elongated features
>Ms. Bitters is slouched with elongated features
>Both are supposed to be scary authority figures
Now that's what I call character design

See, now that's just objectively wrong you faggot in denial

Official Invader Zim merch looks so fucking weird and cringy.

I got this one for Christmas technically Christmas eve cause my family used to do a thing where we picked one thing to open on eve

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They have both a Red and Purple figure. None of these figurines go cheap, though. Purple usually goes at about 100+ a pop.

Whoah now these are nice. I'm kind of iffy on Dib's face, but the roboparents look really good.

There are legit brain studies to prove that sexual arousal due to traps/shemale porn activates the same area where watching regular female porn is instead of the gay area

>spoiler
You're not alone.

I always figured Gretchen would be that really shy, awkward kid that grows up just fine, once she gets her braces out and gets some more self confidence. I never understood the hatred for Zita (aside from general fangirl hatred towards female characters that get in the way of their ships/stans/whatevers), and I thought she was especially cute in the Halloween episode. That blonde girl from Bestest Friend is way more stereotypically bitchy.

Also gotta agree on the skool kids being really neat as more than just background gags. You can tell they put in a lot of effort into them, and it's sad that the show ended with all that wasted potential.

>I never understood the hatred for Zita
She insults Zim in one of the earlier episodes and calls him a freak.

Depends on how useful Gir feels like being. If Gir can actually help, then Zim at least survives. If Gir does nothing to help, Zim loses horribly.
If Dib and Gaz help, Zim wins.

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That beanie babies club certificate is killing me

Should they wait?

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>There will never be official Invader ZIM beanie babies

Why live?

That was Jessica. Zita was empathetic to the freaks like Zim and Pigboy.

Did anyone actually get rich after collecting beanie babies? Some kid in my class had a plan to sell them for thousands of dollars because he had rare ones.

hmm.
Needs more RaPR.

I had a bunch (still do) because I like stuffed animals, but it didn't take off like how some Pokemon cards are worth hundreds. That multicoloured Peace Bear one from the mid 90s sold like hotcakes and people are trying to sell them on ebay... it's not going to happen.

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Why do you think Gaz is so angry and evil?

What did they mean by this

Everyone in the world she lives in is a fucking idiot.

Delivery I suck at wording so if someone else could do that.

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A very cute Zim.

Holy shit fucking nice. I fucking love that fic, and I'm so glad there's art for it now. You ought to send it to the writer over FF.

>lives in a nightmarish, corporate, crumbling dystopian horrorshow of a society
>loves and respects her dad a ton, but she never gets to spend time with him since he's the most important and busy man alive
>brother is an annoying egoist that constantly treats her like his sidekick, he has no regard for Gaz's feelings, wishes, and interests

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I'll get right on it.

>I’ve been spotted.
Thanks man.

Sweet.

If you’re gonna do more /ss/ with Tallest Tak and short Zim can you do some that makes Zim a bit humiliated by the situation?

How would Zim react if you tickled him assuming he is even ticklish

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Post vorts

WHERE can i fucking buy this

It sells for $175 on Amazon. You’re better off just commissioning someone for one.

Post cute Zim Zams.

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What did he see co?

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I hate that this made me laugh. The actual episode was cringe.

Every time I see this it makes me think of this
youtube.com/watch?v=5jKZ9KGtee0

>butt in your hand
>squish her against your body
>you don't have to worry about hurting a cat
>squishing them into myself
Now I want to "make friends" with a wonderful little Irken.

You gonna squish that irken?

I was focused on staying in character, but I completely lost the original meaning of the panel that way, so I just kept the original lines.

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I'm gonna squish him real good..

>Dib finally exposes Zim to the world
>Zim gets taken and put in a petting Zoo where he can’t escape
>gets dressed in cute outfits each day and fed cookies
>humans are allowed to hold him and pet him and snuggle him
>measurements are taken so he can’t fight back and just has to endure it
>Dib goes on to be a famous paranormal expert and Zim is kept in the petting Zoo to be a cute little pet for humans for the rest of his days

See everyone wins

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For real? A happy, friendly Zim that genuinely does love life on Earth.

Fuck off Dib.

Saved.

>Gentle loving sex in my favorite
Honestly same. I love this shit and can never get enough of it.

>Implying they won't make Zim into a celebrity

Do you want to give an Irken a squishie?

>Zim is in a straight jacket under his outfit and mouth clamp so he has absolutely no way of fighting back
>can’t even scream as he’s picked up humans all day and cuddled as they squish his little body against theirs

I-Is this what women think about...

Yes!
I need it!

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This is Invader Zim you're talking about. I'll give it a day until he escapes and blasts the "alien petting zoo" from orbit. Then he would relocate with a new disguise.

i'd put over a hundred years old instead
and get rid of the long spaces

Zita's costume in the Halloween episode gave me an idea. Do you think there would have been an episode where Dib disguises himself as an Irken soldier to infiltrate Zim's mission? Surely he's got enough of a general idea of Zim and his people over the episodes to somewhat pull it off.

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I want zim font

He does something similar in the comics and Zim just forces him to mop his control room.
And then he dresses up as an Irken in another comic.

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I want to see.

Don't

This is excellent, user. Despite that, I would like it if you were to stop.

I would but FF.net doesn't have any image exchange system.

NO

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Just send him a PM with an imgur link or something. Or the actual Yea Forums link if you're an absolute madman.

He's supposed to be dressed as Zim btw.

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dude stop

NO

Here ya go.

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FF.net has a ban on links that lead out of any site that isn't FF.net or Fictionpress. It'll delete the link text and might mark my account for spam.

Interesting, didn't know that. I only made an FF account a few weeks ago when I decided to write my story. What a shame.

Maybe ask for an email so you can send the art?

I'll throw it up on Insta and throw her a word.

CEASE

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2 aliens
1 /x/ poster

You mean Two Smeets, One Boy

SOMEONE
PLEASE
JUST DOIT

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Wonderful job user.
Here you go.

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No white border.

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I need the full image on this bud

check the /aco/ zim thread

vomit

>spoiler
Based /pol/ bro, and I share the same sentiment. So long as Zim threads remain as such, I couldn't be happier

>WHATS THE MATTER DIB?
>CAN'T HANDLE WHAT I'M PACKING AND YOU'RE LACKING

Under appreciated post
Let the diblets seeth

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Make love, not war
or disgusting fanchildren

your call

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remember to vote for her

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Hey, drawbros? Please comeback.
I already miss based TaTr/IZ art...

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How about Tak and Crystal here hugging?

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Being hit in the breasts is worse? Woah.

I want to suckle in Zim's tiny papaya body and give him multiple squishies and drink up of his juices!

I might draw a 30 second MSpaint thing if you want. Go

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When is it?

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Which issue was this?

43

Just show me a cute smeet holding a balloon.

Dib's shed.

tomorrow

Gir smooshing Dib's face :)

Zim alien daughter a cute

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>In an alternate universe Zim went on for eight seasons like Spongebob and FOP did

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Zim holding his little smeet son

awww

Holy shit that is precious

Invaders Skooge, Zim, and Tenn laughing together like the evil alien invaders they are.

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But then it would start to suck.
Adorable!

>In that same universe one of the main writers leave, episodes slowly lose their charm and by the end of its 8 seasons is remembered as potentially good seasons milked to death by corporate Nick

Why can't there be a middleground bros?

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Based ZaTr drawbro

Zim dabbing

Very cute dude.

>Why can't there be a middleground bros?
Futurama?

Adorable user!

OR here, cute. Thank you.

>But then it would start to suck.
No, but it would have to evolve rapidly due to the constantly advancing nature and pacing of the show, so it would have to be a pretty wild ride.

Yea! Thats one of the good ways to for a series to finish. But the way how we got Futurama's conclusion is a miracle in of itself

I dare you to name me one kid’s show that stayed good after five seasons.

Johnny Test.

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>Season 8 of Invader Zim
>Minimoose, Skoodge, Tenn, Tak, Prisoner 777, the Tallests, Lard Nar, Shloonktipolis, Sizz-Lorr, the ugly Chihuahua, Spork, and Miyuki all live in Zim’s house and it’s become basically a sit com

Cute!

>This week on Invader Zim:
>Zim gets something stuck in his craw.
>Meanwhile Gaz is out for blood after Bloaty's is closed due to a serious rat infestation.

Edd, Ed and Eddy was fairly decent. It had some memorable episodes in the later seasons, though not as much as earlier ones.

Cute!

Minimoose, Skoodge and Tenn are with Zim
Tallest live in The City but crash in Zim's base whenever they need a command post.
Resisty and Sizz-Lorr run an Infowars-esque talkshow.
Tak lives in Dib's shed
Miyuki lives with the Membranes
Spork is a hobo

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I love Vortians!

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Animaniacs

I want this really badly, not as canon but just in general it's great to think about

FUCK OFF

>homestuck and invader zim, but the trolls are vortians and the vortians are trolls
What happens

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>Animaniacs

Ah, a man of supreme taste, I see

hey

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>tfw love Miyuki x Membrane but don’t want Dib and Gaz to be half Irken

Am I the only that likes them better as pure clones despite liking the pairing?

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>Zim gets something stuck in his craw.
I appreciate this reference, user

Trolls wouldn't be able to form a Resisty because most of them hate other aliens.
They're also less smart so instead of being enslaved, they'd probably just be turned into manual slave workers or organically swept.

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>Zim knew half the Resisty members

I’m so fucking sad we never got to see them reunite in a later episode.

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You can still like MaMR and Momyuki without her being their actual biological mother. Personally I like to headcanon that the cloning equipment that Membrane cloned them with was developed from Irken cloning technology that Membrane acquired from Miyuki. So Gaz and Dib are still 100% human clones, but Miyuki is like....a surrogate parent by way of introducing the technology that was needed to make them.

Nah, I'm in the same boat. Tbh the biggest appeal of them being half ayyy is how they would react to it.
>Dib just has a fucking existential crisis
>meanwhile Gaz just wants to know if this means they have to start inviting Zim over for holidays and UGH... being nice to him

Here's your new season bro.

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I bet they would've had a great big party for Zim for conducting Impending Doom I and welcomed him in with open arms.

He's the most precious thing I have ever seen

Yeah I prefer that.
I’m just not into hybrids in general and I think the clone backstory they were gonna have is way more interesting.

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My party trick is singing Yakko's World at original speed, it's one I recommend learning for both educational and entertainment purposes

Just going to give a general shoutout to Aaron Alexovich's designs here because they're SO good. And adorable, very adorable.

sweet piece of love there draw-user
i want see this, also that girl is...?

yooooooooounited states canada mexico panama haïti jamaica peru

Tenn in disguise.

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>The Resisty love Zim because he destroyed half of Irk, killed the Tallest, and continues to fuck over current invasion

Holy shit I never thought of that but this is so much potential.

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Funny, I actually used to know Yakko's World by heart too. It's been years since I showed it off though, I only really remember the first verse now

i sorry but...how?

Since you brought up Yaako,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=j1XKEQSeHeo

She made a better disguise than Zim.

People in the thread asked the artist for it.

>YakkoOOO??
This is so cute. It's like a special ed teacher trying to talk to an autistic kid
>WHAT IS THIS HELL?
>Well, it's what we're in right now
This is so fucking funny after that one panel about Zim saying he doesn't believe in Earth superstitions.

Still waiting on that Zim moaning compilation

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That was neat as hell. Thanks for sharing that, user.

i know but she is a OC donut steel?

That's literally Tenn.

Do you even watch the show, famalam?

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ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOme one made a jiren edit of zim but no one made a gohan edit of dib.

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What if Tenn's disguise had Sandy Olsson's hair?

wait that a edit, or it is not?
AHHH, STOP PLAYNG WITH ME

>tfw no beach episode where Tenn, Zita, and Sara compete for a cute boys attention

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Oh fuck that was great

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Jesus Christ are you actually a retard? No offense.

"You've fallen into my trap, human. ZIM IS ALREADY TRACER!!"

Dude, seriously. Watch the show. What the fuck are you doing in these threads if you haven't even watched the show? Come on now.

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no

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In fairness to the guy she only did appear twice in the show and if you didn't remember all of the Megadoomer episode you probably would forget about her.

Why would Tenn want the attention of some human worm baby?

Don’t listen to them that’s the episode where Zim disguises himself as a female Irken

That's not the problem. The problem is him being told multiple times it's Tenn, even given a screenshot, and then asking if it's an edit.

She only wants Zim's attention, but she doesn't realize the other girls have no interest in them.

To prove her superiority over human filth. And because she's insecure.

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To improve the validity of her HUMAN STATUS, of course!

You're so great.

>them

Him*

Sorry, Freudian slip. Lets not go down that path again

Please tell me which issue?

Stop you're making me wanna draw Tak and Zim and Tenn. Fighting for Zim.

Is there anymore artwork of the Irken Navigators/Comms/Techs? I really like those guys and their designs.

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Good. Do it.

And make sure Zim is scared shitless over the whole ordeal

34

>implying Zim doesn't visit Gaz on a regular/secret basis

I'm kidding

Yessss. Please draw it bro

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Seconding, and make it real violent and none of that antennae pulling bullshit, like a fight for dominance

I can hear it so easily in my head

I have zero context for pic related but it made me laugh

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Beautiful

So what do you think they'd do if they found out about this?

>you will never have a tiny Irken cling to you

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based

Zim's cute. I like all this new fanart (this from twitter.com/chung5907).

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I miss old Zim fanart. I don’t like the tumblr stuff

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Give me more requests to draw in mspaint

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I doubt they'd even be surprised at this point.

I like this artist's style

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animu Zim

>I bet Gretchen will end up being kinda cute
She's already kind of cute, "kind of"

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zim being split in half by a circular saw

Skoodge, Zim and Tenn enjoying some Deathgrips

zim gaz and tak saying edgy to Dib meanwhile he draws himself in animu style(ETF movie)

New headcanon

Zim wants to get dicked by his Tallest

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They don't dislike traps themselves, just the word cause it reinforces the trans are trying to trick dudes into fucking them thing

remove Irk

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Zim cuddling a dakimakura of himself

Zim likes to daydream them taking him into their quarters and keeping him there as a good little fuck toy

No!

I've seen straight lewds allowed in generals

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Can any Euro or Asian posters confirm that they want to be dicked by their royalty? Does anyone here wish they were taking Prince Charles' cock?

Seconding this

yeah, but most of us decided to keep straight up porn in the /aco/ thread since we started riding really thin ice with how much porn we were posting on a blue board.

They could be biologically human with alien-modified genes. Just because they were born in a process similar to Irkens doesn't make them Irken alone. How do you define an Irken anyway without a PAK? That's a conundrum in itself.

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Thirding this, holy fuck.

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And the award for most cursed thread of 2019 goes to

This with Skoodge

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Gir wearing his dog costume and Zim wearing his bear costume as kigurumis

Can you draw the Tallest in their Judgementia robes and very little else?

>embarrassed bride Zim

Hnnngghhh

what about the post?

Consider the following:
>Miyuki personally cloned Zim herself as a personal project
>Allowed Zim to be among elites and researchers
>Zim was born with the ability to feel affection

Keef and Iggins hanging out.

I would let Trump fuck my ass just to say it happened.

ay senpai that's pretty good

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based, i love you(no homo)

perfect.

Goddamn thank you man

Total perfection, thank you drawanon. Nothing could ever fit zim more than this.

yes!

YES!

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>hey what do you guys think of random lore idea
>Zim is cute! CUTE!
>RaPrfags UNITE
>Florpus fucking sucked I miss the old show
>Tak!
>Skoodge is the most chad Irken to ever exist
>Miyuki is still alive and fucking Membrane!
>human disguises! human disguises!
>wouldn’t it be silly if Zim was a forced trap waitress on foodcortia then got fucked by Sizz, the Planet Jackers, and those those prison aliens until he was so full of cum and he was paralyzed from the waste down
>who will win the Irken vs Vortians splatfest?
>I think ZaTr rocks!
>I think ZaTr sucks!
>Vortnigger
>I WANT MY TATERS
>Irkchan roleplay
>Dib the smeetfucker
>anyone want to see this horrible cringe art/picture?
>hey look at this it’s Gaz/Tak/Zim’s hybrid Irken assbabies
>nicktoons crossover
>Zim’s cunny
>is DaTr still alive
>what would happen if...
>ZaGr dirty fetish shit like handholding and playing vidya together...
>NEW BREAD NEW BREAD

>tfw none of my memes made it onto this list this time
I am no longer part of the cringe. Thanks be to the Lord.

Which ones were yours I probably missed a few

>>who will win the Irken vs Vortians splatfest?
Haha yesss

Is that a fucking Gir cake!?

Tag yourself I’m

>hey what do you guys think of random lore idea
>wouldn’t it be silly if Zim was a forced trap waitress on foodcortia then got fucked by Sizz, the Planet Jackers, and those those prison aliens until he was so full of cum and he was paralyzed from the waste down
>is DaTr still alive
>ZaGr dirty fetish shit like handholding and playing vidya together...

Zim x Zim is my OTP.

Yummy yummy I'm gonna taste Zim's cute and funny cunny

Literally canon

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>skoodge is the most chad irken to ever exist
Remember he single-handedly conquered Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people.

I wanna hear Pea BOOYAH

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Oh yeah I promised I would write a DaTr pastebin fic so I’ll do that now.

Requesintg Zim self-cest fanart.

>>ZaGr dirty fetish shit like handholding and playing vidya together...

I WANT MY(splatoonxIZ fanarts with the tallest or Gaz/Tak) SLAW
please,?
i have a MIGHTY NEED
SPIKE DIES!

Yes

Actually gonna call it a night for now. Thanks for the requests.

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There's precedent for it.

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Membrane and Miyuki wedding!

Goodnight, drawfriend!

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THIS
Goodnight you little piece of heaven

No promises! Good night, friend

Huh, don't think I've ever seen Zim without his gloves before
His little green hands are cute

I've been wondering this, do you think he has fingernails?

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By drawing my attention to it you made me notice that he had four fingers instead of three. Maybe its the simulation though, I dunno.

Tak!

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>>ZaGr dirty fetish shit like handholding and playing vidya together...
don't mind us
nobody else notices us anyways

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More like claws I would think

>only recently started lurking these threads

Goddamn I missed out on a lot

You're a treasure to the threads, friend

ZaGr is cute but honestly it's one of the more unrealistic ships out there.

you know what
you know what motherfucker
I'm gonna draw you a ZaGR right goddamn now

All IZ ships are unrealistic ya dummy

We're an endangered species

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They're ALL pretty unrealistic desu

Yeah, but some more than others. For example, DaTr makes way more sense than ZaGr.

Of course it's a datrfag

Not even, bro

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Fool never mentions-
>I WANT MY TATERS
Shit.
>I WANT MY TATERS
>Tak!

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Hello my fellow RAPR bro.

Still waiting on KaSQr art

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pastebin.com/4L8eSsZx

Started the DaTr pornfic and will work on it more later.

Goodnight, based draw bro!

We're not here to question what makes sense and what doesn't, we're here for fun.
Now go sit in the time out corner.

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Yes

YES

Human Tak!

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Good evening, fellow man of taste

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You, I like you

My thing is I get more enjoyment out of writing and fanfics than I do out of art when it comes to shipping. And it's hard to take a story seriously when the ship is nearly impossible to make sense of in the context of a full story. Almost no one gets it right, honestly. Television for Two is the only one I've read that really hit the nail on the head in that aspect.

DATR made sense for like 5 minutes, but then she turned out to be an evil alien set on destroying the world. At the end of the day it has just about as much a chance as everything but it's still my otp

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On that note...

ZaGr fags, what are some of your favorite fics?

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Is that a Zim character

Woah. Thats some good shit user

>Tak/Gaz
>You don't exist

Someone clearly hasn't read Keyword: Destiny

Guess I'll post the others then. That one was page 3 in the collection.

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I don't care how unrealistic it is, Irkens and Membranes becoming a big stupid reckless family is my favorite thing

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>BIGDAD
my sides

And here's the 4th and last page

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Nice

What particular flavors of "weird fanfic-y bullshit" can you stand?
This is an important question.

Kino. Thanks bro!

You do not exist.

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As long as it's well written, has some good fluff, and isn't too out there (no weird guro/torture/physical abuse shit) I'm kinda down for anything. I prefer a nice long slow burn, though.

I love our weird little community.

Oh, but I do exist.

The problem is there's no fucking good art of the ship, and that fic is the only one I know of.

I just like lesbians bro

...

I know you just started this but damn man I kinda wish you would have waited to post it until you wrote a bit more.

Does that you mean you too enjoy wholesome Taters?

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Yeah but the xeno species mixing of Gaz and Tak do things to my dick. I could never think of the Taters in that way. They're too pure and cute.

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stay strong zagrfag, I may be entirely neutral on your ship but you guys are typically a nice and friendly bunch.

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I fucking love you user, thank you

fuck off /pol/

>Likes race mixing
Eww
>Knows Taters are meant to be pure and wholesome
Well, at least you're a smart degenerate. I can respect that.

You know, saying things like "fuck off /pol/" always just makes things worse. Why the fuck have you people not learned this yet?

Hey man, I can't help what my penis responds to

You're a good one you are
Great stuff.

Op here. I thought this died, I regret being wrong.

>Tak
>taller than Tenn
lmao

You know why so many animals have visible whites in their eyes, even though it's technically wasted space? It's purpose is nonverbal communication. The more social an animal, the more likely it is that you'll be able to see the whites of their eyes when they're trying to communicate. I believe that Irkens still have their antennae for the sake of nonverbal communication. The whites of their eyes don't need to be visible at all because their smell receptors, antennae, can be just as expressive. This is a very efficient sensory plan, made evident by Zim's inCREDIBLE eyes and strong sense of smell. They might not be as good for hearing, though, especially when covered by a wig.