How would a Banjo&Kazooie animated cartoon go down?

>Show stats
>0.1picoseconds after the opening
>There is birdshit in this backpack!
>Series canceled

Sexy

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It would be a wacky monster of the week type cartoon for the first few seasons, with Grunty and Klungo as the goofy big bads, but in the later seasons Klungo becomes a good guy. These seasons are a lot worse and people use Klungo joining the protagonists as the turning point.

I am thankful for the timeline we got

The games were funny in a British sort of way. I doubt a cartoon would preserve that.

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According to Yea Forums its from Its Always Sunny.

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I'm going to say the same thing I said over at Yea Forums.

I thought Yea Forums and Yea Forums were friends, buddies, and pals?

What was it?

Obligatory "how Banjo and Kazooie met" episode with them as kids. And Mumbo before he had a skull for a head but we never actually get to see what he looked like. His head is always obscured.

Maybe we'd finally get some good stuff.

>I thought Yea Forums and Yea Forums were friends, buddies, and pals?
The only "people" who would ever condone the existence of Yea Forumsermin here, are other Yea Forumsermin and various sociopaths who seek to ruin Yea Forums's quality beyond all repair.

I just want the dynamic of banjo being a kindhearted doofus and Kazooie being a cunt.

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You take the internet too seriously. And I hate what Yea Forums has become.

>Implying Yea Forums could wreck thus place more than Yea Forums already has since Capeshit brought them over

Just like my birthday

As I understand it Kazooie kind of raised Banjo

George of the Jungle (2007)

What if they made a live-action motion capture movie of Banjo & Kazooie? And they're kaiju

Really? I always got the idea that Kazooie was actually younger than Banjo.

>Show is basically a self-parody which uses its own story to poke fun at common tv and cartoon cliches in a snide and irrelevant way.

I think that could work. I’d imagine it would have a similar tone to the old Sam and Max cartoon with a mix of wacky slapstick, surrealism and clever dialogue.

The show would thrive on the dynamic between Banjo being a simple minded nice-guy and Kazooie being a smarmy cunt. Kinda like the "mean smart one/nice dumb one" dynamic from a lot of late 90s/early 2000s cartoons. It'd probably just revolve around them solving simple problems around spiral mountain. Tootie would be more of a nagging sister role. Grunty would obviously be the villain of the week, constantly creating new spells to help her with her insecurities. "The critters in spiral mountain say I really stink. So I'll cast a smelly socks spell on them and see what they think."
"Mistress couldn't you just use your magic to make yourself smell better?"
Also I can't help but imagine it being like Donkey Kong Country and having constant musical numbers.

My immediate thought was what the hell is to be done about the voices.

It shouldn't be hard to find a dopey country voice and a shrill girl voice that loosely match Chris Sutherland's portrayal.

Kek

t.Butthurt Stevefag

>That spoiler
It would actually make sense considering the game's emphisis on music. Bonus points if they use music from the games and give them lyrics.

Some episode ideas.
> Gruntilda crashes a fashion show and forces them into letting her participate
> Banjo gets his backpack swapped with someone else's in a crowded city
> Episode where everyone gives their own take on how they think Mumbo originally looked before his head got cursed
>In order to stop people from thinking she and Banjo are a couple, Kazooie tries to make more male friends
>Mumbo gets called a racist for confusing a minjo for a jinjo and it's up to Banjo and Kazooie to better his image

Fuck that shit.

>Tootie would be more of a nagging sister role.
Maybe to a small extent, but I think she'd mostly be an innocent lamb that just gets into trouble a lot with villains. The world around her will bend over backwards to fuck over whoever would try to harm her and Banjo-Kazooie would be the driving force behind rescuing or helping her. Sort of like a Betty/Bimbo/Koko dynamic, but as a wholesome family.

I'd rather have a live action movie starring Zack Galifiniakis as Banjo and Peter Dinklage as Kazooie.

of course. Banjo and kazooie live in a D/s relationship.

Yeah assuming it's not pozzed BK is a good setting for a cartoon. But if it were real there's 100% chance it would be.

Good music is always welcome. Bad music always isn't.

i wouldn't want it to be voiced, I'd want them to use the voice sound effects from the games, and have it be an interactive like, flash style video where you press space or something to move the dialogue forward

Kazooie is the biggest brat in video games

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I wish to bone that bird.

Isnt it weird how people are most attracted to eyes

Hey man, I love her for her personality.

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I want the chicken breast

What said, her personality's what's hot about her, the eyes do help though

>cunt
You meant cloaca.

BANJO, YOU GOTTA FUCK MY BIRD PUSSY BANJO!
GUH HUH! BUT KAZOOIE! I ONLY SUCK ON DICKS BECAUSE I'M A HOMOSEXUAL
LUCKILY BANJO, I WAS BORN A MAN, SO ITS NOT GAY TO FUCK MY PUSSY.
GUH HUH. GUESS YOUR RIGHT KAZOOIE. TIME TO FUCK
youtu.be/BtUwl20JHVE?t=7
TIDDLY TEE WHATS THIS I SEE?
A BEAR AND A BIRD IN A RUCKEE
THE BIRD SAYING "OH GOD FUCK ME."
I SMILE AND CHUCKLE, HA HEE HEE
NOW NO ONE IS LEFT TO STOP OL' GRUNTY!

>that episode where Kazooie sneakily frames Bottles for a crime she herself committed (vandalism or something) and she struggles with guilt
>that episode where Grunty switches bodies with Kazooie in a plot to ruin Banjo's life; meanwhile, Kazooie (as Grunty) needs to save the day
>that episode where Bawl, Topper, and Colliwobble try to pull of a gem heist while trying to avoid Banjo and Kazooie, who just happened by the museum
>that episode where Klungo tries to get a girlfriend and he ends up sad and alone
>that episode where the duo accidentally knock Mumbo unconscious, they disguise themselves as him and try to be the shaman of his village so nobody knows what they did
>that episode where Banjo and Kazooie quest for a magic cork to save Bottles' turned wine
>that episode where Banjo tries to build a tank
>that episode where Banjo and Kazooie get mad at each other, separate, and quickly start to miss each other
>that episode where Banjo and Kazooie go on a pirate adventure with Captain Blubber and they all get arrested
>that episode where Grunty challenges Banjo to a one-on-one boxing match, where she obviously plans to cheat
>that episode where Banjo goes missing and Kazooie has to track him down and see what happened to him
>that episode where Banjo merges his dream world with the normal world and he becomes the master of reality
>that episode where Kazooie gets injured in some old ruins she wanted to explore and Banjo has to get her out for help
>that episode where Kazooie gets annoyed by how much Banjo plays with Tooty
>that episode where an annoying Jinjo keep bugging the duo
>that episode where aliens abduct Tootie and Kazooie while Banjo and Bottles were at the bar
>that episode where the duo adopt a baby creature that got separated from its parents
>that episode where Grunty sends her 5 bumbling Gruntlings to retrieve a jiggy before the duo can, with the Gruntlings as the focus

IMAGINE

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>that episode where Kazooie grew giant and accidentally destroyed the village and sat on Banjo
>that next episode where Banjo shrunk down and got sat on by Kazooie.
>that episode where Kazooie got sick so Banjo had to pilot a medical submarine and explore her butt.

I think the writers had a fetish, but I can't tell what it was.

At least the season finale kicked ass
Can't wait what season 2 has in store

You might be on to something, user.

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>None of these center around Kazooie swallowing something she wasn't supposed to.
Not bad, but I don't think you have a full grasp of her character.

Go on...

>That episode where Banjo and Kazooie build a car to enter the soapbox derby

>That episode where Banjo and Kazooie sneak in Grunty Industries to destroy it after it damages Spiral Mountain
>That episode where Bottles tries to confront Grunty and fails, but loses his glasses when Banjo and Kazooie rescue him, and defeats Grunty effortlessly while looking for them
>That episode where Bottles gets Banjo and Kazooie to make up stories about him so his visiting brother Jamjars will think he's cool
>That episode where Mumbo and Humba compete in a Shaman Competition
>That episode where Kazooie becomes a raunchy stand up comedian
>That episode where Banjo becomes agoraphobic after Grunty hits him with a spell
>That episode where Banjo and Kazooie start a band

>that episode where the duo discovers an abandoned baby bird and Kazooie starts to get overly attached to it

>That episode where Mumbo fucks up the spell and they switch genders

>That episode where Mumbo's Staff breaks and Banjo is stuck as a Washing Machine

>"Mistress couldn't you just use your magic to make yourself smell better?"
You mean "Missstresss couldn't you just ussse your magic to make yourssself sssmell better?"

That's absolutely hilarious when you so readily became Yea Forums's little pet substitute. Maybe we should go to live action and celebrity gossip thread #3405304089309

The 'official' answer is that kid Banjo found Kazooie as an egg while he was at the beach; and put her in his backpack, where she hatched. And then she just kinda...refused to leave.
But I've never been able to find a source for this outside of the BK wiki, so it's probably just autism.

>Kazooie gets something stuck in her throat
>Can't spit out eggs anymore
>Spends the entire episode making excuses for why she do this simple task.
>It's finally unclogged when she deepthroats Banjo's thick bear cock.

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>that ending

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Make it a straight comedy. Fourth wall jokes, lampshade hanging, no one takes anything seriously.

This is why you shouldn’t be allowed near a keyboard Boco.

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shut up you stupid, stupid little man.

Literally Wander Over Yonder.

Sonic Boom then?

Yeah.

Or, if you've ever read the old comic based on Decap Attack, that.

>that episode where Banjo meets Evil Banjo

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Wouldnt an evil Banjo & Kazooie be called "Hurdy & Gurdy" or some shit like that?

>Evil Banjo
Yooka?

Banjo being a bashful softie with Kazooie being extremely protective of him.

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Well one's already a doofy bear thing so the contrast is there.

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Wander Over Yonder actually would have been better if he was a more mellow character like Banjo. His attitude and outlook is great, I like him, but he can be a little too annoying when he's constantly so hyperactive.

>that episode where Kazooie inadvertently wins a strongman competition because she's indestructible

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If anything, they would be named after instruments too

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The Hurdy-gurdy is an instrument.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurdy-gurdy

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Could jiggies but used in a way in the show like something banjo and grunty fight for occasionaly like the statis pods in beast Wars

>Hurdy-Gurdy isn't even a duo, just some unhinged asshole with a puppet

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I have suddenly become acutely aware that Kazooie is literally Sweet Dee from Always Sunny.

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>Hurdy is a fanboy of the duo on the manic side
>Knows everything about them and all their adventures
>Is the self-proclaimed president of his fan club
>Even crafted a wooden replica of Kazooie and insists you all it "Gurdy"
>Controls it through a little remote and can make it speak and even use it to fire out eggs
>Banjo has to constantly tell him to back off since he doesn't want to see him hurt
>Kazooie, on the other hand, could care less if the idiot gets himself killed
>Often attacks the duo whenever they do something he deems "out of character"
>Goes back to fawning over them the moment he cools down, they beat him, or they escape

No because Kazooie is useful.

>Banjo and Kazooie beat up a fan
Sounds like a good episode.

I like the cute beak

The dynamic of banjo and kazooie
>banjo:what's going on here?
>kazooie:everyone in this general area is a stupid ugly queer
>nobody:either gets horribly offended or deeply respectful
So I guess?

>episode where Grunty successfully beautifies herself but she can't kick her disgusting habits like nose picking and belching and eating/drinking gross things.
>Doesn't understand why everyone's avoiding her now that she's beautiful
>She ends the episode changing back to her normal look because she feels people pay more attention to her (even if it's negative attention).

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A parallel to Banjo and Kazooie may be interesting.
>Banjo and Kazooie travel around playing their cheerful Banjo and Kazoo music, making everywhere they go cheerful and fun
>Hurdy-Gurdy travels around playing his ominous Herdy-Gurdy music, turning everywhere he goes tense and bleak

I'm thinking the bulk of the town's folk would just be Jinjo and they'd constantly be getting into harms way, getting lost or just generally being victimized.

Wander over Yonder but with a competent protagonist

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it's from the GBA games, though I think it only states that Banjo found Kazooie on the beach but without any specifics

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>Bill Farmer
>Grey DeLisle
Done

So Yea Forums would end up shipping them, right?

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>Grunty tries to make a copy of Banjo and Kazooie so she use them against them
>experiment goes wrong and the cauldron explodes, resulting in discolored, disfigured copies
>instead of Banjo and Kazooie they're Blamo and Kablooey

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>that episode where Kazooie sneakily frames Bottles for a crime she herself committed (vandalism or something) and she struggles with guilt

This is the bird who cracked a joke mocking Bottles IMMEDIATELY after seeing him die, fat chance guilt would get to her

I applaud your dedication though, I'd watch all of these

This. Which is not to say you can't very ocassionally have some true emotion on display...but please emphasize the gags.

>This is the bird who cracked a joke mocking Bottles IMMEDIATELY after seeing him die

And then immediately made another joke to his fucking ghost!

Really, Kazooie wouldn't be guilty that Bottles is taking the rap for it, but angry that nobody is gonna realize it was her all along. Which leads to her subtly planting hints that it was her doing, and ends with her outright proving Bottles innocent so that everyone can focus on the REAL criminal, her.

>Series implies that if it wasn't for Banjo's influence Kazooie could easily turn more evil than Gruntilda

Gotta fuck that evil out on a regular basis

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>That episode where Mumbo uses a magic spell to increase Kazooie's empathy, and she refuses to fight Gruntilda anymore.

absolute kino, who's the artist?

youtube.com/watch?v=QLWLdO9GLWM

"End up"?

twitter.com/washlet_mskm/status/1169693913600286720

>at the end of the episode Grunty tries again
>this time it's Yooka and Laylee

Like this, but with Banjo, instead.
youtube.com/watch?v=zTGMS3jDxV0

I like these names.

Change the spelling a bit.

>Hurty & Gertie

Olden times people DID consider hurdy-gurdy players a plague.
Shit's canon, check it out.

special guest appearance by jontron

holy shit yoU're right

You say that was if they wouldn’t be shipped right now.

>Grey Delisle as Kazooie.

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Remember Mildred Ice Cube, who asks you to find her husband, and you instead just shatter her and she shrieks as she dies?

Wanda Sykes as Kazooie.
Patrick Warburton as Banjo.

That first one... I don't know how to feel about that. I know most anons are going to want a voice they can fap to but that'd fit pretty well.

Inevitable Keiju episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=fOmFdMXQaK8

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fpbp

of ALL of Rare's games, why did they have viva pinata as a cartoon

I love Viva Pinata but the cartoon wasn't spectacular or anything. I mean it was from 4kids. And why not Banjo-Kazooie?

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holy balls

Donkey Kong Country had a 3D animated series.
Battletoads had a short pilot.
Diddy Kong Racing has a Japanese animated commercial with Banjo in it.

I was thinking more Tress MacNeille, but Grey works too.

I can't help but imagine that Banjo is this pure bashful romantic guy and Kazooie is just dirty and vulgar whispering kinky sit in his ears all day.

would you NUT in this bird?

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WOULD I?

huh, this artist is really running with this Hercules AU idea

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Kazooie is a confirmed freak.
Banjo is too pure for that.

>Kazooie:Hey Banjo, Dom or Sub?
>Banjo:I guess Domino's, I don't go to Subway that much and I don't see why you'd put them in the same category.
>Kazooie:God I wanna fuck him so bad

Sexual furry tension with two species that cannot breed getting into quirky hijinks

would you?

you couldn't stop me if you tried and neither could she

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>that episode where Grunty challenges everyone to a race
>that part where Diddy Kong makes a cameo appearance
>that ending where a random no-name Jinjo wins

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They already did.

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Grunty is fucking stacked

Based

Ewww no that ruins Kazooie

Ultra based

WOOOUUUULD IIIII?!

That’s the best part though

>Humba Wumba and Mumbo Jumbo fight over a mega glowbo.
>Banjo has to look for Tooty who was just playing hide and seek with him for so long.
>Gruntilda finds a rule 63 version of her and is head over heels for him.
>Due to how Grunty’s lair connects so many words together, Banjo and Kazooie have to try and build ways to connect each world together.
>Banjo and Kazooie set up a treasure hunt for Tooty and have to make sure no monsters harm her.

Based

>waiting more than a decade for widespread banjokaz shipping
:,)

How does it feel?

Spyro show would be nice, maybe better character development for others

People actually posting ideas for episodes are being turbo autismo right now.

Fuck you, this is the type of autism that is actually fun around these parts.

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Would that one dragon from the Legend series that everyone latched onto be in it?

I have some ideas.
Basically think what if Sonic Boom, Wander Over Yander, Ren and Stimpy, and ATHF had a foursome and thus Banjo Kazooie:The Animated Series was their spawn.
The basic premise is that we follow the daily shenanigans of best pals Banjo and Kazooie. Banjo is the loveable kind hearted type, but a bit of a doofus at times a-la Homer Simpson. Kazooie can be the Master Shake character. Seeing as how she's literally that in the games. Abrasive, admittedly dickish, cynical and not afraid to speak her mind when she has the chance. As for Gruntilda, she can be the angry neighbor and ever since the events of the game series, her hatred knows no bounds and plots to destroy them. But her schemes are often foiled either by Banjo and Kazooie and mainly her own doing. The fact that Banjo and Kazooie live literally right next to Gruntilda was always something I found silly. So why not play up that fact.
The humour can come from the dumb shit Banjo or Kazooie drag the other to or just the absurd predictaments they find themselves in.

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My favorite part is when Banjo chokes Kazooie

>t. Kazooie

Yea. Yea Forums would fuck anything. Who’s the artist of this fine avian drawing

It’s glorious isn’t it?

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It has actually been a score man
Kinda weird, I used to write shipping fics. There were times Banjo would choke Kazooie, he has a point where he stops putting up with shit and fics used to use that

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There technically is a spyro show...It's just ugly dog mutt nightmare Skylanders Spyro.

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Y'know with a little editing magic and some creativity, we could just MAKE our own B-K show.

Banjo's Backpack has been a thing for years now. You can make custom levels, place character in there 'n' stuff.

If you had some good ideas and dedication for this, you could really just start doing it.

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You can't ship them, its a bromance.

Like Kazuma and Aqua.

>Like Kazuma and Aqua.
>a bromance
Your Judge qualifications have been revoked.

There is absolutely no love between them, just friendship at best, anger and loathing at worst.

>There is absolutely no love between them
Yes absolutely non, so little that calling them a bromance isn’t even laughable, its just plain wrong.

Point is they're never gonna bang. Just like Banjo and Kazooie.

>Point is they're never gonna bang.
Nope, your certification have already revoked by being wrong, and any credibility you had, null and void.

You don't bang your best friend.

Of course not. You make love.

Your best friend should never be seen like that. Even if she's a girl.

If you can’t view your significant other as your best friend you probably have a shitty relationship

Remember back when Nintendo made Flash websites for their new games? Back when they made one for the first Banjo game, it implied Banjo found Kazooie's egg and hatched it. So that kinda makes them father and daughter, if you think about it and holy shit I just threw incest in the mix making things a million times worse didn't I?

Harching an egg does not put one’s DNA into it, so no, it would not be incest.

I remember a VHS tape

So a machinima? People were doing that shit fucking years ago, minus the custom levels shit. I watched a bunch of them way back in the day..
youtube.com/watch?v=7-OJB3wuLpQ

>he's never banged his best friend

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Kazooie ain't exactly a prize, y'know. Bitchy, confrontational, a pain in the ass...

>The games were funny in a British sort of way

Anglo here. They are probably the most British of all games in their sense of humour.

I'm pretty sure that one's a dude.

Kazooie has a conscious and she's not evil. She's rude and she likes to talk trash, she likes to start fights, and she likes to get in trouble, but she doesn't typically do anything malicious to directly cause others harm, especially not innocent people. She's more of a provocateur. She would definitely feel guilty if she ruined somebody's life who didn't deserve it, although the episode would probably work better if she framed Banjo since she'd be more conflicted.

>conscious
conscience*

Big powerful talons...

youtube.com/watch?v=kuGpKCg89XI

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When are we gonna get one of this?

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Fucking great ending lol!

Probably never

>that episode where Kazooie thinks she's laid an egg and goes into full overprotective mom mode.
>that episode where it's just the daily life of Gruntilda
>that episode where Boggy is kicked out of his igloo and crashes at Banjo's place
>that episode where Tooth imitates Kazooie and ends becoming a Cockney punk
> that episode where Humba tries to give Kazooie a makeover
> that episode where Banjo and Kazooie go on a date

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>that valentine's day special where Honey B. tries to get Banjo to like her with a special batch of honey laced with love potion she got from grunty that inevitably back fires
>that Christmas special where Kazooie goes through a reenactment of a Christmas Carol and learns basically nothing at the end of it aside from appreciating banjo some more
>that Halloween special where its a "Who did it" ordeal

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Jontron cameo as an obsessed fan.

Racing episode featuring the cast of Diddy Kong Racing.

>Diddy Kong is referred to but never seen due to Nintendo interference
>Does incredible feats and stops the big bad all offscreen
>End of the episode has Banjo talking to Diddy and Diddy not recognizing him

...

I'm uncomfortable with how attracted to her I am in this picture.

Nothing to be ashamed of

>tfw just found out that Banjo kazooie was noshit going to have a tv show back in 07

Well now's the best time for them to have one. Just reading some of the ideas from this thread alone shows that it has potential.

youtube.com/watch?v=KaN4cK3TqfQ

Don’t be uncomfortable. Embrace it.

Banjo/Kazooie is probably one of the most slept on pairings in all of vidya.

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KAZOOIE!
>Slugs her, her head dangles limp for the rest of the scene

Gets me everytime.

im gonna say it
nuts and bolts was a good game

There is that one porn comic that's basically this pairing but they're different characters.

>that one episode where Tootie asks Banjo about their old pal Conker, so him and Kazooie have to tell her about the guy that went off the deep end

I agree, just not a good Banjo game

>End of the series
>Mumbo is finally changed back to hia original form
>He's enveloped in light and explodes into Rareware sparklies
>Settles back onto the ground, glow fading
>He looks exactly the same, but his eyes are brown now.

>That episode where Mrs. Bottles kicks Bottles out of the house and he crashes on BK's couch (er, easy chair) and lies there depressed.
>Banjo, Kazooie, and Tootie all try and get them back together

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>Kazooie just laughs at him at first
>decides to help out only because she's fucking sick of him being there

You have terrible opinions and shouldn't be on here boco.

goddammit you're right

Its perfect. 100% donut steel. Drawfags better be here.

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Yes

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i want drawings of buff kazooie

That frozen bitch shouldn't have eaten that Jinjo.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0DMTlwLw4
Man this is really one of my favorite Disney songs.

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>when you used talon trot majority of the game

HONEY YOU MEAN BAJUNKULES

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>not GA-HUNKULES

Someone draw Boggy's wife as the fat muse

I mean canonically she is into getting physical.

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already done

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Aww

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"You lay eggs all the time Kazooie. You spat up an egg at Bottles an hour ago because he cut in front of you at the shops."

That's Bottle's wife
Still good either way
Who's the cheeta though?

Nuts and Bolt rival guy

>You lay eggs all the time Kazooie
No, she eats eggs then spits or shits them

>That episode where Banjo & Kazooie accidentally break each other's instruments and attempt to hide it from the other while they search for a replacement.

That sounds cute.

>Kazooie gets Banjo a flamenco guitar and he plays it perfectly
>Banjo gets her a recorder and she plays it terribly

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>That 3 Episode Arc where Banjo & Kazooies home in Spiral Mountain gets trashed and has to stay in a dodgy inner-city motel while it gets repaired.

so just showdown town from nuts and bolts?

I think it was a bold choice to have an entire episode dedicated to Banjo and Kazooie passing the time by fucking, instead of just having two episodes, but what do I know about the industry?

Spot-On
>L.O.G offers to 'redevelop' their house and offers them a place in Showdown Town for the meantime
>Banjo & Kazooie have to learn to put up with City Life in the meantime.

>"So how was the shopping trip, Kazooie, did you get the Milk?"
>"Yes, and it was horrible, some bozo told me to put some clothes on!"
>"Well did you?"
>"Yeah, I stole his & had him arrested for indecent exposure."
>"That's a little mean don't you think?"
>"Well the Jerk shouldn't have told me how to dress then."

What is a kazoo, but a recorder being played poorly?

Incidentally, there is a thread in /trash/ that has devolved into a great Kazooie lewds thread. If you go em, post em

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>tfw you realize Beartato and Reginald have basically the same dynamic

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How would Reginald fit inside a backpack though?

Piggyback.

W-Why is there so much strangely attractive Kazooie art?

because they just got into smash and all the furry artists are rolling out the read carpet. Seriously, look through galleries up to the day before they got announced and the difference in quality is hilarious

>furry artist
Furries been pulling this shit for years, its just only now coming up.

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Damn you're right. They're a perfect likeness.

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>similar plot to Home Sweet Pineapple with banjo trying to live with bottles, mumbo etc, before eventually just holing up in grunty's lair

>That episode where Banjo gets drunk and starts getting handsy with Kazooie

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So was that what Gruntilda looked like when she was young, or did she need Tootie's cuteness to achieve that?

That's a pretty hot Kazooie.

It had potential but squandered it with repetitive missions and obnoxiously huge worlds. Shouldn't have been a BK game in the first place.

just finished kazooie. Is tooie a step up or down?

ShyShyOctavia

Seething.

It is about the same quality.

>Arc ends with them returning back home
>LOG tells them they added a few "additions" to their house
>Its now been upgraded to be a two story house
>Excitedly they enter their new digs
>The interior is filled with tacky decorations and furniture LOG made himself
>And all their old stuff has been put inside a box labeled "old trash"
>They begrudgingly accept their "new look"
>Their house stays that way for the rest of the series
>Next episode you can clearly see Kazooie trying to sell all the shit LOG gave them in the background
>In an unrelated episode where they visit cloud cuckoo land, they end up in the giant garbage pail and theres all the LOG furniture in the background.

There were plans for one, but apparently it's design would have looked like Dora the Explorer and it would have been more adventure-ish than the games

youtube.com/watch?v=TUHzlxiK3MI

The GBA game was better and that had less money put into it.

>They are probably the most British of all games in their sense of humour.

What are some other games like that?

Probably the only bird I find attractive besides Gabby the Griffon.

Look how happy she is

Giants: citizen kabuto, Dungeon Keeper and timesplitters, to name a few standout examples of that style of wit

I wanna watch eggs come out of that Kazooie.

Just reminded me. Can someone post that screencap of that one user who thought he was jacking it to Kazooie's slit, but it just turned out to be the split in banjo's shorts?

>Kazooie is so thrown off by how forward Banjo is acting so she chickens out and doesn't fuck him

I really enjoy when the "villain" of the series is just some kook who is otherwise okay with being in the company of the protagonist, like Ice King

>Harder
>What?
>What?

>Kazooie has a friend who not only gives her a place to live and constant adventure, but also fulfills her sadomasochistic fetishes as well
Kazooie is a lucky bird.

DO NOT SHIP THEM.

THEY ARE LIKE SIBLINGS.

>implying that wouldn't make people ship them more

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Why?

Because of that, Boco, I ship them even harder.
This is what you get for namefagging.

They gonna fuck?

>frames Bottles
Bottles is dead user.

Jiggly jiggly

Nah, wander is nicer than banjo to his own detriment at times. Banjo is more than willing to admit someone's a dick or thrash someone if needs must.

I’ve never played B&K all that much, but I would love to watch a cartoon of it and episode ideas here are great.

nerdspan.com/concept-art-for-proposed-banjo-kazooie-cartoon-revealed/
There almost was one apparently, but it got shit-canned. What is it with Rare IPs and getting tie-in cartoons?

And you push her husband off a cliff into a pool of boiling water. That will always be funny to me.

Honestly looking at the art proposed I'm kinda happy it didn't happen

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Cope
Cringe
Yikes
Have sex
Dilate
Obsessed

Did I forget any?

Seething.

Yeah that one was already in the post I replied to

>boco

hahaha lmao

Reminder that this probably would have been on 4kidsTV.

armed and dangerous

I NEED Kazooie bound and gagged!

Incredibly well.

>That episode where they visit Glitter Gulch Mine and Banjo keeps using old western dialogue that irritates Kazooie

please tell us more about this comic

There's a bunch on 34

Where did this come from?

No.

Yes

But Banjo had an actual sister.

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I know, right?

Gijinka works really well with this series

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pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70863074
It's not that Kazooie, but it is this one

What's this from?

G.I. Joe

Pfffft

Yeah, it was probably for the best, especially when chances are it was going to be cgi similar to Viva Pinata. I know that's just part the course for Rare shows, but Banjo is the exact character you need a classic 2D style for.

exhentai.org/g/1482690/f58dec2d60/

Frisky Ferals No Harm No Fowl

Gross.

artist?

People denied Kazooie was a sexy character for 20 YEARS

FPBP

>RESULTS FOR LINE ART

Fuck.

Seething.

The internet hate machine.

Tooie is a bigger, more complex version of Kazooie with all the benefits and issues that description brings.

Don't bully the autist.

this "results for line art" guy seems to be really talented

It's a huge improvement with bigger interconnected levels, an expanded moveset that radically alter gameplay, and a huge selection of multiplayer experiences

>that Halloween special where its a "Who did it" ordeal
Mumbo and Humba would be trying to frame each other regardless of the evidence.
>Banjo: Um, Mumbo? Humba wasn’t there at the same time Boggy’s igloo melted.
>Mumbo: It’s classic Shaman Magic. Mumbo heard guilty Humba talk about magic spell to melt igloo at distance.
>Humba: Humba laughs at Mumbo’s logic! If he knows about it, than maybe he do it!
>Banjo: Um, no...we were playing poker with Bottles at the time Boggy’s home got destroyed.
>Humba and Mumbo:...They still did it!
>Banjo: Alright, you two are innocent, if only because you two are too busy going after each other to try and kill Boggy.
>Kazooie: Won’t you two just share a hut alread-
>Banjo: Kazooie!
>Kazooie: What? Give it a night and they’ll learn to stop going after each other’s throat.

Why do you say something so bold yet so true?

>That episode where Mumbo and Humba are forced to act like a couple in order to be legally allowed to enter a competition only for romantic couples.
>Competition includes Bottles and his wife, the Ice Cubes from Tooie, Boggy and his wife, and Banjo and Kazooie.
>This is despite the latter couple trying to say they aren’t a couple.
>Nobody, not even Mumbo and Humba, believe them.
>The Ice Cube family get melted early on.
>No one bats a eye, with Kazooie even stating they’ll be back later and their deaths won’t stick.

ah yes. It conquers all.

>Everyone congratulates her for proving Bottles innocence and skips over the fact she is guilty angering her further

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>Dueling Banjos over the whole encounter

That bee girl looks cute

Banjo is the one speaking.

>>deaths won’t stick.
>theres a running gag where bottles are occasionally killed by some stupid Rube Goldberg shit
>he remains a ghost the entire episode and everyone just agrees to not bring it up.

Anyone have that comic where Kazooie is trying to fuck everyone in smash?

I've only seen the ones where she's after Falco.

Strangely enough, i kinda wanna see more of this.

I love that weirdass game.

Are you thinking of the dog from Animal Crossing?

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The bird is a female?

wait Morbi drew them? is there more?

Yes.

Thanks for the auto sage.

>Anyone have that comic where Kazooie is trying to fuck everyone in smash?
a-anyone have a source?

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Fucking mods.

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>no fun allowed.jpeg

If you're gonna cry about smash when its not even present you could kill yourself to get rid of these thoughts

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Pretty sad how the first post of this thread is something Smash-related since that’s pretty much the only thing going on with Banjo-Kazooie nowadays.

Is that Weaver?

yes

fucked up and clicked wrong post

thats kinda hot

God I love me some thirsty Kazooie.