For me, it’s Greg Universe

Clarence is a good show and he is not for lewd. Fetishfag opinions on shows are automatically invalidated.

I wish I was greg

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Yeah, there are better chubby shota out there anyway, like pic related. Clarence’s characters have an art design that’s meant to be unlewdable for the most part.

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Has Greg ever appeared shirtless in the show?

And be cucked into being a single dad by a rock?

I wonder where he would go in a tier chart.

The pearl footjobs would probably make it worth it

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That is a toxic ship if I’ve ever seen one

Name one ship on Steven Universe that is not, in some way, toxic.

Connie's parents

Steven and Connie

B tier on design and fat proportion alone

>An immortal being and a human
>Not toxic
user I...

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I'd have 10 million bucks and guitar skills

>non-communicative
>different goals
>each too busy for the other
Come on, give me a hard one

>Russell
>S tier

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For me, it’s Chaz.

Never gets any love from any of the chubfags

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He cute

What? Do you even watch the show? An argument they had as kids during a stress situation doesn't count. The movie shows them perfectly happy with each other.

I am a banana!

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>Akinori Arihoshi tiers higher than Kuma

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Wikia is being a bitch wrt linking screenshots but uhh in “Gemcation”

>chubanons
>anons
>plural
And yet every time you post this stupid faggot chart you get called out on it for your horrendous fucking taste. Don't speak for other people asswipe, eat shit

Kek

based trips

Those tits in the hot tub

Not bad

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When?

Shit. Taste.

Soos is on there like, 3 times. wtf?

>not liking both shota and grown up Soos

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he cute

Nice

For me, it's his universe destroyer

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I like his hair up

>that bicep and brachioradialis
I want in that antecubital fossa

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Greg is literally the only reason why Steven is even remotely a good person.

The injector x The planet earth.

Spinel probably liked the ending to Unfamiliar Familiar too.

For me, It's Steg Multiverse.

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source?

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For me, it's Swerve of Helex.

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This too

Sadie and Lars

But isn’t fusion a metaphor for sex?

No, unless you normally have sex with your mom and sisters

You're missing someone.

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Pic related not even included?

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Sadie trapped lars on an island for a month because she thought it'd be "good for him". Even when he was a blubbering mess having an emotional breakdown about not being able to go home she didn't tell him. She basically stockholmed the guy and then got moody because he got mad at her for it.
Don't get me wrong I want Lars to cream fill that donut as much as anyone, but their relationship ain't exactly healthy.

Why is Petes son there but not Pete?

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It used to be pretty shitty, but Lars was pretty shitty too. They've come a long way since then and they're most likely pretty stable now.

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Its a not-so-subtle metaphor for relationships in general. Every single kind.

I am hoping these two are just fucking nonstop while watching horror movies together now. Though that'd be awkward knowing Steven could pop out of Lars' head at any moment.

For you, it's chopping off your penis and replacing it with a christmas turkey.

came to post this

For me it's cute pearls

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>can't find a sweater like that anywhere
I just wanna be a cherry man

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But Pete is in the chart, in D tier

Okay, then new question, why is this beast in D tier?

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His son has a better personality

Stinky

>legs aren't rubber hose
Fake

Perfect.

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How’s his personality?

Kind of...inconsistent.

But he is the most stable and chill person in the show.

It's just that that's not really saying much, everyone in Mao Mao is sensitive and emotionally unstable.

I love him.

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It's a relationship in general.
Best comparison I've seen is a hug, some people you want to pull close to your heart as a friend, some you want to let your hands roam all over sensually, some you want to just put a supportive arm around.
Then there's that one motherfucker you want to put in a headlock until his eyes pop out.

Same

>Yearl sassing White Diamond herself
It's a brave new Era

My otp
Fuck sugar for killing this ship

>those delts
>those glutes
Greg can fucking have me

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based

Toxic or not, make it so anons.

>it's relationships in general
Peridot throws a wrench in this with her existing as some kind of 'asexual' representation, or metaphor, of someone unsure or unwilling to have sex just yet. Weird flex to go with that, especially with fusion as something that's supposed to represent any relationship and not just sexual ones.

That's something applied by the fans, not an official thing. It's more like she doesn't want a relationship period besides friendship.

There’s this hot yet doesn’t make any sense ship

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He’s cute

But friendship is a type of relationship, it's a platonic one.

He is.

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HES A CHERRY MAN

Romantic relationship, then. Aromantic I believe is the phrase.

Hahaha, no.

Steven has fused with the CG's a few times now, so no. I'd say it's a metaphor for bonds, honestly.

>Love God shipped with Thompson

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I wonder if that drawfag is still around.

He’s not bad

Because he’s an asshole?

I can change him.

And his asshole.

>needy sub with a pegging fetish

His entire body is a hotdog link.

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Pegging? Why would I need to peg?

dick too small

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Kek

Wow, he looks awful without the goatee.

Do you know what a goatee is?

He looks like clarence’s older bud

good man. good cherry man.

Why would he wear something like that though?

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Hi Sean

Go back to Tumblr.

Peg Leg Pete

Gee, I wonder why

Mostly chill but has his own different hang ups

kind of submissive but aloof, is aware of many of mao maos issues but knows well enough to let him work it out himself. sardonic.

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He looks like he should be hanging out with Jack Black.

She can work a pole, Rose made sure

Yes but that's the catch, isn't it? If fusion isn't an analog of romantic or sexual relationship then the question of Peridot fusing shouldn't exist, logically she just wouldn't feel close enough of a friend with everyone else and therefore won't fuse with them. It makes sense with earlier Peridot and not the meme dorito she became the longer the show went on.

She becomes close with Steven, Lapis, and Amethyst. It's explained later that with Lapis she was trying very hard to please and being friends with her originally was very draining on her so never fusing with her made friends. She still had other friends though and still had moments where she could have fused but never did.

>Naruto, the fat Naruto character when he's older, that one fat kid from KH... Ness? Wait, I can understand the anime characters somewhat, but why the hell is Ness there? He's not even fat!
>Numbuh 2 only B-ranked. The fuck is wrong with this nigga?
>TJ occupying two different positions instead of being stuffed in with SU.
>Why the hell is Mario here?
>Harold, Muscleman, and Clarence just E rank? And PETE?! Get the fuck outta here! There's no way they're outranked by fucking Greg and the annoying shit from Recess!
Bad list and you should feel bad.
>

My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

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Too bad real Gregs don't exist.

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>mfw do 5 bowls or marijuana and 3 huge ass drags from a weed cart
>mfw i decide to listen to 'other friends' while high enough to be in outer fucking space
>mfw

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Fucking kek

Which Recess character was the annoying shit?

I wonder how many people even remember pre-Jailbreak SU threads anymore.

Dunno

Because Mario is technically a chub

They do, they’re just not as fat as Greg

Huh?

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THAT NIGGA

I'm gonna need some sauce on that brisket, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2NUzgMvz8
At 1:18

are you still alive

Sorry, had a brain fart and thought you meant is from JLullaby

Nice

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>A lot of excellent ones in C and D
>Trash in S and A minus a few exceptions
Bring me to this fag, I will destroy his self worth

these videos are pure gold, too bad he doesnt do more.

youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM

>THE Bling Bling Boy
>F tier
Fuck off, Johnny,

Would Greg and Yujiro Hanma bond over murdering their wives?

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>fapping to Bling Bling Boy

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Which ones?

>Buford
>F
get out

comic now

>Pete's wife in Goof troop is named Peg
>Peg Legged Pete
27 years it's taken me.

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Kek

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hey, look at those faggot ass clothes. Faggot, faggot fag, my son is a fag!

for me, it's other friend

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Hello Chris Sabat

>sophocles in S tier
Excuse me what the FUCK

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Human gem couples for season six

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For me, it's aquamarine

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Yes but that's only after the game is over. The guy at the Twoson bus station calls Ness fat

>Pink Diamond made two videos, one for Steven, one for Nora.
>talks about possibilities.
Oh boy.

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What’s wrong with an adorable chubby shota?

>Sophocles isn’t considered an S tier chub

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Wait what?

When you drop Paula at her home, and parents basically give their consent to marry her, they also mention how Ness has lost weight and gained shape.

I see

Will I ever see art of Space Emperor Greg sitting on his throne with 3 Diamonds fawning over him?

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It could happen

Pete looks like he has a great ass doesn't he? He should bare it more

Duh.

has he shown it in any shows or movies?

MAHMAPUU

>By the 1990s, the word had become an umbrella term used to refer to any facial hair style incorporating hair on the chin but not the cheeks

Pic related in image search.

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he'd go mooning wouldnt he

Not bare, but I do remember him having underwear shots. With hearts usually, I think. Sometimes his pants fall down.

And he wears this in the Goofy movie.

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I know I had a screenshot of Pete bending over in heart underwear with a plump ass, but I can't find it. Haven't posted it in years.

Oh, got it.

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there's an edit of that made by someone on /y/ where the underwear was removed

oh and a gif, of pete undressing for a shower, shame the actually source where it's from stops as soon as he takes his underwear off, and he didn't bend over to do it

Best Petes are from the Musketeer movie, House of Mouse and the Goofy movies and cartoon.

This!

How would being mooned by Pete play out?

no anthros in S

also look up housamo

that'd be living the dream for me, gat damn

Legit the coolest fucking part of the whole series.

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Who?

Housamo, its a mobile game full of anthros

Kek.
It's without his chin too though. They took out the linework for his chin.

youtube.com/watch?v=SurtdYEdTKQ

i'm high as shit lol

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Holy fuck media is really damn dedicated to making men look hideous. The bar is so low for males holy fucking shit; a fat woman would be considered sjwism.

Yeah

>sadie and Lars
>healthy
c'mon dude, you can do better.

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They do, but you won't see them alot

Get your fucking life together, peridot

I can fix your problems, hold still.

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and the humility to still live in a van and run a car wash despite being loaded, and the ability to build a cool house in the side of a mountain

>not living in a decent house if you had equal amounts of loaded cash and humility

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If this only happened to PJ instead

MURDERCOCK

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It's Guitar Dad + Steven's pompadour from Steven and the Stevens. Great design.

I want to be hugged by Greg while he sings softly in my ear.

forcibly fusing with peridot!

>forcibly

>see Greg being lusted over
Greg is basically like Seth Rogen, just a dadbod, a cute dadbod but a dadbod nonetheless

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Fusion is a physical manifestation of a relationship between individuals.

Difference is, Greg is actually a really loveable person.
[Spoiler] plus the murdercock [/spoiler]

True, Seth is nothing but DUDEWEEDLMAO

Never thought of it that way

Because he’s fat

If anyone claims that literally no evidence is a reason to doubt that CN fucked over SU, then I will accuse them of being a shill. Absolutely nothing on earth could make me step back and consider the possibility that CN isn't hell bent on destroying Steven Universe. Nothing. In fact, the more I hear people doubt this fact, the more I believe it.

Basically fuck CN.