How would you run/operate a bar for superheroes?

How would you run/operate a bar for superheroes?

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>Cap looks mad that Superman left his drink right there
>while Cap has his drink in the same spot on his table

I don’t know if letting people with powers get drunk is such a great idea.

>Take fights outside and keep them outside
>Supervillains allowed (please read previous rule in case of arch nemesis)
>No Scheming, Plotting, Backstabbing, Underhanding, or Other Devious Deeds
>Do not use superpowers for games or attempts at taking free drinks, unless said superpowers are the only things Keeping You Alive

Very simple: you run it like a normal bar, but you have a 'patrol hours' special: few a few hours each night, if you come into the bar with a costume or a mask and you have a backstory to go with it? 10% off your first drink.

You'll get a lot of weirdos, but thats the sort of weird gimmick that builds up a crowd of regulars and as long as everyone is having fun its a good time.

What if you have superpowers? Do you get any bonus discount or anything?

>Tables that close to each other
>Superman AND Cap irresponsibly leaving their drinks there
What is this trash.

the artist has never stepped into a pool bar in his life

Just hire a really strong bouncer.

>flash didn't speedforce and stop the drinks from spilling

Like one punch man or Goku? Two people that could easily beat everyone in OPs image?

Captured supervillains are tied up in the corner for mandatory ass fuckings by all customers. Strapons provided for heroines. Female supervillains are spared this in favour of forced impregnation.

Flash is that one guy who loves watching people brawl.

>Goku
Funny maymay, even if he could win I don't want a bouncer that's gonna take 10 minutes to charge an attack.
Saitama could totally work if his gag transfers over though, and would fit.
That said the safest bet would be Popeye

Honestly DC would wreck Marvel in that bar fight. It's not even close.

I'd run a bar for supervillains because they're less likely to fight among themselves

Well Marvel has a man less because Black Widow is so hopelessly outmatched by everyone there that she doesn't even count

Cheers but everyone is a superhero seems like fun.

There's that one Spider-Man bar though

as always it depends on whose universe's rules the fight takes place under.

>Take your fights outside
>No villains allowed if said villain's archnemesis is there
>No Wolverine, I'm not putting it in your tab. You pay just like everyone else
>Yes, I do clean the glasses here.
>If you have any questions, take it up with my bouncer, Super-Amazo

>No drinks on the fucking tables!!

Why are those pool tables so close?

Nice pick
One Punch Man is like a godsend for these heroes compared to Popeye. Popeye doesn't stop with one punch, you're in for a world of beating once he swallows that ball of spinach.

>No mutants
>No Inhumans

See HISHE

>Keeping walking, Inhumans. Mutants are welcomed.

100% hologram on a Vibranium & Adamantium plyth, nothing real but the booze and the Bartender, and the Bartender's would either be Kitty Pryde or a Jamie Maddrox doop. Or Doop.

Like Guy

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it would show everyone in one on one hand to hand combat with black widow fighting with batman. Once it starts to devolve into a super powered brawl it'll cut to Black Widow with a gun to Batman's head yelling at everyone to settle down and every one breaks up

There was a bar in Marvel called the Quiet Room ran by Black Bolt and his son which was supposed to be a neutral ground allows for meetings of any purpose. The place worked out just fine by having Black Bolt and other super powered inhumans as the bouncers if things got out. So maybe you could have like a Green Lantern ()
or someone like that as Bouncer and that should keep most people under control.

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No mutie sympathizers either. You are as much of a menace as they are.

have fun being cancelled sweety

what if this ended up in an orgy?

no blacks allowed

Based

Does that include Venom?

i'll immediately close it down unless Tony and Bruce teams up and make me a nigh indestructible bar that will fend off all of their villains

The bar with no name?

I remember reading a comic a while back about a coffee shop for heroes and villains. it was supposed to be like "no mans land" neutral space just to drink coffee and talk about stuff. gave me ralph wolf and sam sheepdog vibes where they clock off for the day, and the fighting just stops and they're buddies again, because it's just a job.

>Batman already pulling a shank

Zero fucking chill.

I'd be broke pretty quickly.
Btw there are pretty weird things in the OP's pic, many are already pointed out by others, but what bugges me the most is that one of the two pool tables is worthy

Ask the JL for some tech for preventing some ambitious dick from just planting a bomb when no one's around. Masked happy hour. And get a mixing superpower

The Iceberg lounge works pretty well with villains so why not do something like that for heroes?

You guys are forgetting the most important thing: insurance.

>Supes
>Power Girl
>MM
>WW
>The flash
Yeah the only ones with a hope in hell are Banner and thor and even then it's a 2v5. Marvel is cooked.

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>Iron Man isn’t in the corner flirting with Power Girl
>Widow not already trying to fuck Batman
>Cap and Supes not having a Sensible Chuckle over a spilled drink
>Thor and Diana not having a drinking contest at the bar
This image is far too edgy.

Get all the heroes together in a regular, normal, not SHIELD affiliated bar?
Ingenious!

For most people superheroes aren't allowed to be pleasant people anymore. Which baffles me, because the superheroes again being (mostly) pleasant people that you want to be and/or hang out with, is what made the mcu successful. Superheroes, at their core, should be your ultimate buddies.

Like a normal bar, but no muties allowed

I wouldn't let Tony in for his own good.

At least spiderman knows shit is going to go down and is just disappointed.

I never understoodwhy those two were chosen to start a confrontation. Steve would apologies and buy Supes a new dring, Superman would shrug it off as no big deal. New best friends begin.

Unless its the Ultimate/Injustice versions. Then shit would get interesting.

It's less about the glass and more about caps hatred for illegal aliens in his America.

> Logan and Rogue are the only mutants invited
Makes sense, though, since the bulk of the mutants are a bunch of jerks now.

Dunno about DC, but is Marvel not have their poker nights at Ben's?

Does thor not count on the fact he's a god?

Thor is a visitor, he doesn't have citizenship

Thor didn't sneak in and pose as a citizen in hopes he will get amnesty.

But since they're such a bunch of jerks wouldn't they be more fitting for a superhero bar brawl? Imagine all the slurs Kitty knows for Kryptonians

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>Steve isn't profusely apologising and offering to buy Clark another beer
>Clark isn't saying it's fine and drying it out with heat vision
>the bartender isn't Hellboy, Flash Gordon or one of the TMNT

No selfrespect bar owner allows drinks on the pool table.

If we get a Marvel vs Capcom cabinet, what should we get for DC?

Mk vs DC

NO FUCKING MUTIES
Female supes are allowed 1 free drink if they flash there ass

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What about trannies?

This. No muties.

We need a drawfag on this, stat

>Supes, Flash, MM, Peeg, GL, Wondy
>Vs Thor and Hulk and possibly Rogue depending on what she has absorbed.

Marvel gets destroyed here and it's not close.

No dartboard

It's canon that Cap and Supes are so attuned to their home universes that they get weirdly aggressive and confrontational when they interact.