The season finale of DuckTales proves that Mickey and other mice were always just figments of Donald's imagination

The season finale of DuckTales proves that Mickey and other mice were always just figments of Donald's imagination.

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Of course they were, in what fucking world would you see mice the size of ducks? Are you retarded?

>Of course they were, in what fucking world would you see mice the size of ducks?

Donald's imaginary world.

Ducktales is a very realistic world with much logical applied

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I can't believe that Della killed her brother's best friend

That's not Goofy.

ha-HAW

That's not spic birds

That's not Sora

It just occurred to me that this was a joke about Mickey not being allowed to say "goodbye", only things like "ta ta for now" and "see ya later".

I thought the joke was having the melon say one of Mickey's catchphrases

Will we ever get an episode of Donald, Della, Gladstone and Fethry as kids?

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They would need a new voice actor young Donald.

So do you think Goofy and Donald will already know each other in this continuity? How do you think they met originally?

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It could take place when they are teenagers, if they don't feel like replacing her

High School friends, possibly dorks who had a ghost hunting phase as a homage to this
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>no more ducktales for the foreseeable future
fuck what the fuck am I supposed to be excited for now?

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Friends from School? Wounder if they would try for another mickey reference.

Holy shit, is Funzo The Phantom Blot?

Is that really a thing?

Yes

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Hiding in plain sight

Funny that magica was being scolded by the blot.

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High school buddies who stayed friends after moving away. I like to imagine that when Donald was raising the triplets, he got a lot of parenting advice from Goofy who was already a few years into raising Max. Wonder where this Goofy will be chronologically, will Max be the triplet's age or will he already be in college by now?

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What's with Louie and older women?

single parent support group.

No, he's Max Goof That's why Goofy is appearing in the 3rd season, to take down his boy.

First drunken gay experience in college

First??

Goofy’s first, anyway.

Good couple of kicks this season.

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Will we ever learn what Scrooge's beef with Santa is?

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Goofy and Daisy would mean having two separate Donald episodes. And I don't think the writers are ready to give him that amount of focus.

How will they make up for it? Will Donald spend the remainder of the season trapped in a magical dimension or will he go on the cruise vacation he didn't get?

He likes cougars

>a scheme revolving around sharks and santa
Professor Membrane wouldn't like this

In my mind, I'd like to think that the triplets were younger than Max. Back in the day, I had the headcanon that when Quack Pack was going on, A Goofy Movie happened, thus Max would be a highschooler and the triplets would be pre-teens.

I’m sure. Santa will be in the next season.

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I need an episode of Max being a shitty babysitter to the triplets

could be rats?

Have they uploaded the moon theme arrangement?

That would be the absolute best.

Max wants to do the bare minimum and get the kids out of his hair so Roxanne can come by and they can make out
Meanwhile the kids are in the next room summoning a demon or time traveling or something

mega anywhere?

Who's that? Phooey the 4th Nephew?

>A plot only episode of Max trying to invite his friends over for a manor party while Scrooge and the adults go to a "boring adult thing"
>You can see in the background the triplets, Webby, and her friends collecting items for a summoning ritual, fighting a demon, and sealing it away the entire time
>Episode ends with Scrooge and co. coming back haggard and dishevled and the kids just as dirty and exhausted greeting them. Adults think the kids just woke up from a slumber party, kids think adults went to a boring meeting, Max is just annoyed his 4 person party never really went anywhere

Max is essentially the only "main Disney mascot canon" character that was allowed to age.

Scrooge.
Christmas.

He gets along fine with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come

You could watch tangled season 3 in October

So this is what everyone would hate?

Well, now he does.

No, that was hilarious and great. What you're talking about is that Bubba the Caveduck appears to be the founder of Clan MacDuck.

Why does Scrooge hate Santa?

Did anyone actually hate that?

I really don't like how this show is being animated. I can get over with how these designs look but I can't stand how Toon Boom-y they are being animated.

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What’s so bad about that?

Perfect
No one showed up to eat the pizza Max ordered so he just offers it to the others and goes off to sulk, muttering about how “nothing interesting ever happens in Duckburg”

I might have, except Bubba wasn't awful this time around.
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Bubba was the worst thing to happen to the old show, a dumb meme character that became a main cast member and Poochie'd up the show hard. A lot of folks hated him, and how much he hogged the limelight.

Prehistoric duck Cousin Oliver

Bah Humbug!

Yeah I think they made Bubba fun enough for no one to really get mad.

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Oh, I see now. Never was into old Ducktales.

TTFN is a Tigger thing

why is magika such a semen demon
guys help i dont wanna become a furry

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Santa is socialist

38 year old max babysitting tween ducks

>i dont wanna become a furry
too late for that now, user.

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So did Bouncer take his costume and think nothing of the mysterious black figure underneath?

He isn't racist

Primal
LOT3C coming to D+

your sacrifice will not be forgotten

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It actually was phooey.

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it was also established that he isn't THAT scrooge. The ghosts mention they met because they made a mix up and visited the wrong scrooge.

He also pretends to hate Christmas just to party with the ghost too

She doesn’t have fur, you’re safe

featherfaggotry and furfaggotry are the same

>Implying that wasn’t with the Cabs

Legend of the Three Caballeros

It was with Gladstone

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She’s not the one who cannibalized him.

Fucking grim.

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>He lived in some suburbs and just moved to Duckburg
>Never heard about anything that happened before moving in
>Somehow has the bad luck to be completely oblivious to the insane stuff going on around him

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I like how her tail pokes out of her dress

That means there's a hole for rear access

>the only ones to show up to the party were PJ, Bobby, and Goofy
>Max left wondering why the adults warned him about the kids when they were so well behaved the entire night
>adults impressed Max did such a good job they hire him again for next week
>kids unsure they'll survive another week on their own

>Tfw you see the character portait for season 3
>Its the young bear from talespin grown up in baloos gear
>impying Balou is dead

Holy shit, that hit like a ton of brick. Gonna read some old kipling and not cry myself to sleep tonight

Do you think Bahjeera is dead too?

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Bajheera wasn’t even in TaleSpin, unless you count Shere Khan’s generic leopard pilots.

Yeah but Balou is dead
Its more than a little heartbreaking as a kid who grew up with both the jungle book and tales spin

When are they going to bring back that gummiberry juice Webby secretly took with her?

>>impying Balou is dead

This is a show where Scrooge's parents are alive, how do we know if he's even dead?

Gyro is an electrical engineer/programer, not a biochemist
The only one who would want the juice might be Drake if he's still around

Not everyone is Scrooge. Fuck he didn't even preserve Hortance

But Goofy is for season 3.

>On one end we have to a more modern era for new things
>but at the price of killing the past

Fuck am I getting old?

Hero's have to die user, like Sparticus, Krull, an the Beastmaster and ET

Max in the college would be more a cool move, if just to highlight he loves his father, but still enjoys have his freedom.

I can

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

This

I cant believe glomgold won so hard. and all he had to sacrifice was one sharka and now he had his company back. the love of duckburg, and got to beat scrooge mcduck

>got to beat scrooge mcduck
THEY WERE ON THE SAME TEAM!!!!

Speaking of Max and babysitters, I'm surprised that people here didn't react at all to Debbie being one of the Darkwing dancers.

>They have no interest in bringing back Rescue rangers

THANK
GOD

Those little shits are Donald's oldest enemies, they deserve nothing

Tailspin took place in some weird 1930s-ish era. So Baloo is probably dead from having all his adventures years ago.

If anything he might have been an old adventure buddy of Scrooge's 40-60 years ago.

>Rescue rangers
they are confirmed for season 3 the whole team

Rage runs in the family

Pickle and Peanut did the best Tailspin knockoff with a short called 90s Adventure Bear

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And you faggots said he wasnt gonna be in this episode

He might have, Scrooge was born in the 1860s, his sister not too long after. But she had kids in the 1980s

Maybe his immortal parents had his sisters a hundred years after him in this iteration

Goofy and Donald only hang out because they are friends with Mickey

>Donald must face off againts his hated foes

The virgin scrooge vs the absolute fucking chad glomgold

based

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That or Quackmore and Horsetense had kids really late in life. We know Della and Donald were 10ish in the 90’s.

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They could easily have some kind of magical thing in there somewhere. Like Donald and Della were actually born in the 1910s like original disney but were frozen or sent forward in time and then Scrooge had to raise them in the 80s and 90s.

I'm not mad because they ditched him back to past and NOT make him a regular character. It was a mediocre episode at best

Could be, Scrooge was frozen twice apparently, and Rockerduck is still Alive.

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Oh you think thats bad?
Not only are Rikki Tikki Tavi, and the boy he defended are dead but the entire British empire is too

I could see Hortense living in the castle when it vanishes, reappearing for one night every 15 years, only to leave in the '80s and get married and have Della and Donald.

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Quackmoore does look very 1920s-1040s. And it would be an interesting nod to Donald's original birthdate of June 9, 1934. Still hard to place with Scrooge since she was alive when Scrooge left Scotland to go search for gold.

>Debbie being one of the Darkwing dancers.
Debbie? Who's the hell is Debbie?

Gets weirder than that. Quackmoore was Scrooge's bookkeeper at the time of Fort Duckberg in 1902. Hortense hired Quackfaster in the 1950s

There are 2 Quackmoores. One is Scrooge's bookkeeper when he first got rich. And the second is Ludwig Von Drake's brother who changed his name to Duck when he moved to the US.

>that gearloose clone scene
S+ disney, S+

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How else is on his sights for next season? Daisy?
Or is that too on the nose?

Huey is the one that needs an older love interest since Louie has Goldie and Dewey has Della

>Huey is the one that needs
You think the "needs" of others will stop this Chad from fucking your mom and grandma? Just look at him.

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Just imagine if they gave Magica her VA's bust size.

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MOMMY!
Actually, I've seen her tiddy size vary from shot to shot, episode to episode. Horny animator error? Sure.

Tell me there's footage of her going through her lines. I'm getting Janyse Jaud/Lee Kanker flashbacks.

Just watch any episode of Doctor Who she's in. They do a great job of hiding her tits but in Stolen Earth she runs directly towards the camera and she is very bouncy.

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>peg pete
Here's hoping for next season, motherfuckers. Here's hoping.

In-show model is hotter than that fanart. Very rare.

>guys help i dont wanna become a furry
>Just imagine if they gave Magica her VA's bust size.
Okay FINE.

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I love Goth THOT fashion.

Maybe it was the Blot's day off and some other employee was filling in.

>Rockerduck is frozen
>Jeeves is a Frankenstein now
Can't wait to hear that story.

then these two are for you

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Weird that the two characters I feel work the best wearing more contemporary clothing are magic users. Magica and Eda from The Owl House.

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Eda is basically Ryoko, who looks great in contemporary clothes too! There's just something about seeing a character that is usually in long flowing robes and gloves and shit wearing jeans and tshirt that works.

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Based

BASED
The goth slut look should be more popular.

Very nice.
Not asking for a full outfit edit, but I'm not not asking either.

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>Ducktales and Amphibia on hiatus till next year at least
>Owl House also not till next year
>Tangled Season 3 is next month but its the final season
>Even the Mickey Mouse shorts seem to have gone on hiatus due to Russi Taylor's death

Is the any other disney show worth watching right now?

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There's Big Hero 6

Any more than this and I'll have to charge you seriously though excellent taste

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>that spoiler
BRUH You don't even know. Last year I finally caved in and made a pinterest account, because it was fucking up my google image search. I got boards separated into outfit types, bro. I can now ID obscure brand names for these outfits, bro.

If Yea Forums loves goth so much, why are all the threads just the same shit? Why is Goth THOT not as popular? Also, god-tier job on that edit. I don't think I've ever seen a full clothes change edit this good, or just in general.

I'm not that bad, but I admire the dedication!

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SO DONNA NOBLE FROM DR. WHO IS MAGICA'S VA?

i knew there was a reason magika didn't elicit a reaction from me this time around

S T O P
I'm just one man!

Now put a shark in that costume

Oh wow, are they actually going to come back to why Scrooge hates Santa?

It's not winter-wear, though.

>S T O P
That's a funny way of spelling ABSOLUTE TERRITORY

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>it keeps getting better.
Poor guy. Does this count as cyberbullying?

You can't fuck sharks, Flintheart

>Mickey and other mice were always just figments of Donald's imagination.
>tfw they are another of Donald's coping mechanisms for the trauma of the war

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I choose to use this image, but in a good way.
I honestly didn't expect a delivery in the first place, let alone one this good.

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Get off my back, old man!

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I'll show you, I'll show All of You!

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that is just ridiculous, who would okay here. Couldn't find a good shot of Marvel's Shark Girl but hey, you got two people filling your requests in this thread, lucky you!

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>santa hat
For Scrooge that's like a hate crime.

Wait a minute
Sharkbomb
Shark with parka Sharks
Is Glomgold attracted to sharks?

Non-shitpost answer? He's got an obsession with them, yes. I mean, you could even use the true meaning for the word "fetish", since it really wasn't just about sexual things, and say that Flinty has a shark fetish.

She goes too school, though. There's gotta be a lot of images of her sitting like that Magica image.

just flip it, goth it, put a parka over it

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They are just a really good and versatile tool for evil schemes

user, no. They really aren't.

Want to come to a pool party in my house, user?

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Oh, I didn't realize it was her. I remember her from The Office.

Man I love this chick.

Who took care of Sharkbomb during all those months Glomgold went missing with amnesia?

He's a grown boy! He can take of himself without his lame-o old man!

He cried himself to sleep every night wondering if his dad was okay.

THAT'S A LIE, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

That’s some dark shit

This thread has taken a strange turn
Hiatus duck threads are going to be...interesting.

Are you just stating that, or are you also saying it because you got a name? Because I've been looking for it, and I still don't know.

Do you mean bad? Do you mean bad and not good?

I mean excellent

You mean General thread Tier shitshow?

There's plenty to shitpost about
>Penny and Launchpad dating
>Drake vs Gyzmoduck autism
>Donald and Della reunitied as a father and a mother
>Magica having to do party tricks for money
>Mark Beaks being broke
>Gyro and his clone orgy (he also might be dead)
>Goldie /ss/ing Louie
>all the hundred billion crossovers for S3
>Glomgold being the savior of the world
>Lena being homeless

RIP Gyro. Didn’t even get to see his clone orgy come to fruition.
F

>WACK
>It's got potential.
>WACK
>MOMMY!
>It's good, but it doesn't have legs.
>See above.
>10/10
>It could go either way, really.
>BASED
>See 5th and 6th point.

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Della was right. A sailor has nothing to do with spaceships.

I don't really like the show I just follow the threads for the shitposting

the absolute state of it

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Will their cute sibling squabbling stop Duckcest?

If you're not dead, do you think you can do some of your outfit magic with Background Reporter Dog Girl and any of these imgur.com/a/JJu4W4u ?

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You are naive for even hoping that

only if someone posts a mega of the finale, I lost the URL of the folder because I'm retarded.

Her name is Roxanne, m8.

It's not, though. And it's not Fauxanne either, m80.

I don't hope it, it's by far the best theory for the boys' father

It's not ITT? All this time I thought this was the new episode thread, and not some random Ducktales thread.

It's not that hard, really.
desuarchive.org/co/thread/109961825/#109961825

Tomorrow is the start of ms. Yea Forums polling, and make sure to vote for our girls, they really need it to get through
>Della
>Lena
>Magica
>Webby
>Xandra

Don't judge it by a choppy gif

Fuck you, buddy.

instagram.com/itsjustajlove/

Magica/Lena should be one option.

>that green dress thing
Bless you, and yours.

Xandra didn't even get much love in her own show. You'd probably have better responses with Daisy's nieces if package deals are allowed.

Chill dude

With who? He's a mega-nerd

Quackfaster? Gandra Dee?

Fuck you, pal.

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To be fair Magica is in for the comics and Lena for the show, makes sense to separate them
I don't think they allowed packages, which would make it hard to get the nieces anywhere even if the were favorites since we think of them in threes. Plus Xandra is the attractive one, hence she was nominated at least twice
Either way, it's just an extra thing for that fandom. The main thing people care about is getting all the Cabs in the guys tournament (and getting Donald to win it)

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post yfw you saw the F.O.W.L. logo

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I marked out at Steelbeak, not really at the logo.

let nobody say I'm not an editanon of my word Also the episodes are online on shitty streaming sites but I wanted someone to post it here.

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Fucking yum.

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>mfw i have no face

>that outfit
>that crowd
C H I K A N

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I don't know if I have a reaction image that properly conveys me screaming "OH SHIT!" for a solid minute.

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THOT Goth fashion should be our Renaissance fashion.
Thanks for indulging my vulture-ism from that other user's Magica delivery. Your work is smooth as fuck.

>second season finale where the Keith Ferguson voiced joke villain saves the day over the heroes
Neat

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>Donald has a daughter
>Goofy has a son
We never learn who the moms are
>Mickey remained childless

How fucking bizarre

I already forgot the name of this show.

Mickey always struck me as someone who's married to his work, whatever it might be.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillsoooooooon!

>>Donald has a daughter
what?

Why does she remind me of a kinda gothy punky camgirl I like?

someone please draw Magica trying to be cool and goth but she's wearing an ironic gamer tee shirt and jorts

I can't stop seeing the nostrils as alien eyes

...

I'm so happy Rockerduck is still alive. I really enjoyed his episode but I was kind of annoyed we wouldn't see him in the show again.

Did they go out for coffee?

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Penny will become aroused by Launchpad's ability to crash. They will have duck on alien sex. There will be weird mutant babby

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I like that they kept her grimace even in that flashy scene.

And I'm done! Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Oh, they're getting a tip, alright.

So y'all wanna sell illegal tic tacs in the bathroom

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Imagine getting a microphone shoved in your face from all THAT.

Is that an old reference or some shit? Your post, not your image.

Thank you Based Edit user.

I thought Donald had a son from that one short. Although unlike Max, I highly doubt he’ll ever be brought back because a)he already has his nephews and b)I doubt Disney would allow the implication of Donald putting his corkscrew in Daisy’s maze vagina.

But apparently Goofy putting his knot in a rando woman is a-okay.

Jesus. Imagine how chaotic the Duck household was with parents like that, plus Donald and Della.

Donald's diary?

That’s right! Nellie!

Mickey got fixed
Smart mouse.

>How do you think they met originally?
uh wasnt Goofy some sort of mechanic or handyman in the early Disney cartoons?
Maybe he was a navy engineer with Donald before

And he was never stuck having to raise his sister's kids permanently

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Mickeys sister basically just being mickeys head on a human woman’s body is strange and sexy

Owlson

And Mickey's brother has over 300 kids

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>plus Donald and Della.
if they're lucky at least one of them started out a calm kid

>Ducks
>Lucky

>tfw no porn of her and Della together

Iirc it’s How To Have An Accident at Work. Same art style as Donald’s Diary though

It better be Scrooge being a petty asshole. The whole “Santa is evil” this is so overplayed and trite.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad. Also you should feel bad for using “WACK” like that at all.

You fool! It will only embolden it!

Well clearly Scrooge sees Santa giving presents to children as a business and Scrooge is mad because Santa does it for free.

Lunaris was prepared for Ducktales but not for GLOMTALES.

Doubt

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>"That was also a clone or the real one. We don't know anymore."

>Mickey remained childless

I just assume this was because Mickey's almost always been the face of the company and attributing actual implications of him doing anything besides maybe get a smooch with Minnie is a no go. Not that I mean to imply Disney thinks if someone sees Mickey with a family everyone on earth will go "I TOLD YOU MICKEY MOUSE FUCKS" but I do think a level of celibacy is there like many mascots. When it comes to anything really weird Goofy and Donald are usually used in place of him. You had those "Goofy" cartoons with generic mancreature goofy society doing humdrum things in a silly fashion and we've had those crazy as shit Italian duck comics with donald fucking a mermaid princess and such.

Pretty sure the ONLY time I've seen Mickey imply to do anything beyond nebulously be in love with Minnie was also an Italian(?) comic in which the mouse was put under a spell by a witch to show him how they'd get along as a couple and that included a romantic married life.

Here’s a thought
Corkscrew dicks fit perfectly into duck’s vagina mazes. But what about duck anuses? How does it fit? DOES it even fit?

>Corkscrew dicks fit perfectly into duck’s vagina mazes
Actually they don’t. Duck vaginas actually corkscrew the opposite way a duck penis does, to make it harder for a female duck to get unwillingly impregnated.

I just want to know if they all have the same personality or not.

I mean... Goofy fucks and Donald has been shown to have a libido. Mickey may be the face of the company but if Goofy has sex there’s no way Mickey isn’t getting some.

That entire world is our own future imagined by Disney. Human-animal hybrids and such.

>Corkscrew dicks fit perfectly into duck’s vagina mazes. But what about duck anuses? How does it fit? DOES it even fit?
ducks don't have separate anuses and vaginas, they have cloacas.

That was how he signed off Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

A glorious moment for a bland show.

>will Max be the triplet's age or will he already be in college by now?
he's Phantom Blot

>Donald has a daughter
whut
He had a son with Daisy in a 1959 short How to Have an Accident at Work - a good source of reaction images
>Trivia: This marks Daisy's last appearance in a theatrical cartoon until 1983.
lmao

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The ducks wont back down.

Audible gasped when the mascot took off his head and revealed Phantom fucking Blot. With that and Bombie the Zombie, we are finally getting some comic stuff. I do wonder if FOWL has room for two dog-noses primarily associated with wearing black, revealing clothing. I'm still holding out for the inclusion of the Black Knight and making the Black Knight a member of FOWL would be very fitting.

I also wouldn't mind the show combining Don Rosa's original vision where the Black Knight WAS Phantom Blot.

But why would Max have a mustache?

I don't care if they change him or he sucks or if it's Max or whatever
We're getting the best disney villian of all time

Louie seems really disappointed about being paired up with Huey

He should count himself lucky. He could have gotten Dewey or Webby.

>mfw I just realized why the mascot costume is a walrus
Goo goo g'joob, motherfuckers.

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>Della working with Donald and Scrooge's control sticks
Right behind Donald's kids too.