The Dark Crystal Thread

>Deet is the only Gelfling I care about wholly
>She's probably going to suffer the worst fate of all
Fuck everything

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trial by stone!

All of them. He'll be the very last one to be drained.

This thread needs more skeksis

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Oh fuck me, this is going to turn like MLP isn’t it?

Hmmmmmmmm

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Why would it? The original Dark Crystal didn't have much porn, why would this be different?

How did Skektek make an entire army out of one corpse?

*Ahem*

FUCK VAPRANS
FUCK STONE IN WOOD
FUCK SPITTERS
FUCK SELARON
AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK SKEKSIS

PODLING JUSTISU

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shoo shoo vulturefuckers

me on the right

Man I really need to get around to watching the movie......and the show.....What do I start first?

movie

movie. then the show. then the movie again.

Original 1980’s Movie. It gives you a much greater appreciation for the show and watching it first allows you to feel the sense of mystery and wonder of an unexplored magical planet. The series explains how a ton of stuff works so it takes away the magic if you watch that first. Still fantastic though.

It's a prequel, so it really doesn't matter. All the show does it give more context to what's going on in the movie

Just know, don't get too attached to any from the show

You don't need to watch the movie first but you probably should.

Do you think Scientist would have enjoyed bowling with the Hunter?

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Movie, the puppetry, story, and pretty much everything else in the show is on such a higher level that the movie becomes almost unwatchable afterwards.

>don't get attached
too late

They might have won if they had SkekTek to help fight the nefarious forces of the ungrateful Gelflings

>SkekMal, it's your cousin, why don't you take me bowling?

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hmmmMMMmmm should really be written on the skeksi's shirt, to copy "OUCH!"

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He cute!

OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS OF DARK CRYSTAL CHARACTERS

>ssj4
Deet Purpura Oscuro (Forma Completado)
Urskeks

>ssj3
Hunter (Ultra Instinct mode)
Gema Completado
La Abuela
El Imperador Oscuro (Forma Verdadera)

>ssj2
Gema Forma Oscuro
El Imperador
Deet Purpura
Rian (Base Completado)

>s
Jen Forma Mystica
Hunter
Archer Mystico

>a
El Chambelan
El General
Rian

>b
El Skektek Cientifico Corrompido
La Maestro Ritual
Jen (Forma Base)
Celadon Negro
Tavra Oscuro
El Renegado
Gurjin
Ordon
Hup (Ultra Instinct Mode)

>c
La Ornamentalista
La Collectionista
Tavra (Forma Base)
Naia
Fara

>d
Celadon
Brea

>e
Hup
Deet (Forma Base)

More SkekPosting! We have to scare away the abusefags!

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gelflings can't take human dick

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>That file name

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if little kids can take a grown ass dick then so can a gelfling

I still can't understand why did they choose to make a dick for a puppet.

For glory!

Sexual purposes.

Not with that attitude

All the more reason to hold on to the purity of Crystal threads with all claws!
No matter the cost!

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But skeksis can

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RPfags are the ultimate cancer of these threads.

if gelflings have child-like genitals, deet probably has a soft puffy cunny.

why are you still crying about abusefags when they never even post anything spicy

im surpirsed there isn't more lewd skeksis x gelfling stuff desu

Monster fuckers don't tend to be into humans lite, and no one else is into skeksis

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>women in charge, run everything in your shitty society
>bow down to Skekchads over their own men
>no wings, cant even fly
>on top of it, hung like a gnat
No wonder this shitty race dies out

>blocks ur path

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I keep seeing this posted but no one ever shares a source.

Hmmmmmmm!

You go straight to hell sir

He's only speakin the truth tho

How many tiers does Ultra Instinct Hup climb when he gets a metal spoon?

Preferred Deet at first but with subsequent rewatches, Brea is so much better

Not as high as the Hup that realizes there is no spoon.

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same with aughra. was it really necessary to sculpt her nipples?
when you think about it, some people had to meticulously sculpt those boobs and nipples, watch and manipulate aughra's naked body every day.

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Objectively, yeah. Her subplot with her family was always interesting to watch and her bond with Lore was great. She also a cute. I still personally prefer Deet, but Brea's still great.

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Gelflings physically resemble children too much and Skeksis look like body parts would start breaking off in the middle of fucking. I know there are people into that sort of thing but there aren't a lot of them.

Is it just me or is Mira like the ugliest female gelfling i the series.

>Gelflings physically resemble children too much
That never stopped porn before. I think the real issue is gelflings are weird ugly monkeyrat people and Skeksis look like rotten vultures.

It's so you don't feel bad when Rian ditches her for that stanky Grottan pusy.

It always get's the salty reply see

I still think Celadon is worse, although my hatred for her makes her a bit hotter. And if you want to count them most of the maudras look worse.

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Aw C'mon user, Abusefags are pathetic enough that you don't need to false flag with shit 2007 quality memes with salty file names.

You are false flagging... right user?

>And if you want to count them most of the maudras look worse
That never stopped Hup from some gilf action

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>You are false flagging... right user?
Actually, it's just a reference to a 2016 Scalia meme.

Really? Must have missed it. You got the original meme and context? Genuinely curious.

Yeah his spoon did her a world of good when she got SKEKED. Demented old broad.

The original joke is "claims to be pro-life, dies anyway" with a picture of Supreme Court Justice Scalia.

After watching the movie for the first time the others I feel cheated since the Chamberlian didn't seem as based as the memes in these threads. Will he be more kino in the show?

Chamberlain is fantastic in the show. Literally Simon Pegg's best performance, period.

Do gelfling women have breasts?

If you were going to be trapped in a desert island and you could pick only one Skesis to be trapped with you, which one do you pick?

He gets way more screentime in the show and it's set in an era where politics play a bigger role and there are more people around to manipulate so he's allowed to shine.

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Best boy

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skekTek

We'll figure something out

Surrender inmediately...the shame of defeat lasts one life...BUT THE WRATH OF THE SPOON WILL PUNISH YOU FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

Skektek so he can get us off the island.

>the mariner is first choice due to obvious reasons
>hunter would be second due to survival skills
>chamberlain would be third choice for least likely to attack you, but would be more or less useless in surviving or building the island

Heretic

The voice cast for the main skeksis is crazy great, considering their VA's are pretty well known, but I didn't recognize any of them. They did a perfect blend between giving them tons of character while staying accurate to the original voices

Netflix knew what the people wanted

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I agree their actors all did great, but people who couldn't recognize Mark Hamill and Harvey Fierstein are probably deaf.

So uhh...

There was absolutely nothing good that would've come out of Elder Cadia erasing Brea's memories right?

Cadia was deadass gonna kill Brea if Onica didn't bonk him upside the head

Do you think Aughra and Kira have sculpted vagina slits?

he cute

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TALKING ABOUT ME HMMMM?

While we all know abusefags are pathetic subhuman bugmen with inferiority complexes, we don't need lazy bait to get their attention. They'll need all their focus when Mom finds the guro stash. And the poop sock.

Dubs speak the truth, Brea is second-best girl.

>triple bulge

It’s the little things

So this thing is basically the Jar Jar Binks of the series right?

What? No, Hup is great! A perfect companion for Deet's quest.

Don't you dare slander best boy like that

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Pretty much

>By Aughra behave yourself, or I will give you a taste of my spoon!

He’s basically Podling Don Quixote and the most kino character in the show.

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I guess...

Fuck no he's great

Where the fuck is skekTek going to get all those Gruenaks he needs to make more than one Garthim?

A. He finds more in hiding
B. New Garthim iterations that don't need them, note how they fall apart into hollow shells at the end of the film.

Same energy

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he's exactly that but he's pulled off a lot better

Does their Mystic counterpart come as well? Either way the Heretic.

>STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THE GELFLING RANT IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT

Lies, the Chamberlain doesn't share seats

Literally any of them except the Hunter because he would skin my ass and hang it up before the night was out.

Watch the movie first, since the series works better as a prequel story told later on.

He's what George Lucas wanted Jar Jar to be but wasn't.

eBay

The Darkening

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NEVER FORGET

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No. Because I wouldn’t make a good friend.

>Chamberlain
>"Anonymous, you want to help great Skeksis yes? Skeksis very hungry, no food to be served on this island! You should kill self so Skeksis can eat! Please! Hmmmmm! PLEASE!"

Two days, tops

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Should I rewatch the show for the 4th time, bros? I think I'm addicted.

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Make fanart instead

Ew. No.

fucking lmao

Do it

>tfw when Deet will never wear your shirts

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I love this show, I just think the Gelfling are hideous monkeys straight from the Uncanny Valley.
Anyway, they'll leave things like this, or we'll get a sequel or something?

Shill it to your friends and family then maybe, MAYBE, we'll get a second season.

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>image
I know that feel. When did puppets stop being endearing to and beloved by all?

youtu.be/QXiwXVrjYHc

When Disney bought the Muppets IP and did nothing of note and TJHC making nothing of note until right now

>Shill it to your friends and family
My wife already watched it and absolutely loved it, my sister in law and brother aren't convinced yet, even though I know for a fact my brother has the movie on DVD and watched it several times.
Other than that, I don't know. I don't have a lot of friends.

How did we let it all go so wrong?

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I've successfully shilled it to half of my best friends so far. The rest are a bit tougher to approach.
How do I shill this show to a normie? To a weeb?

>How do I shill this show to a normie?
Tell them it's like a cross between Muppets and Game of Thrones, and just as dark as that would imply.
>To a weeb?
Tell them it's got waifus and that puppets are honorary 2D.

imagine being so normie that puppets would confuse and outrage you.

imagine the sheer shock going through your mind as this supposed inanimate object is moving and talking.

As a weeb, I can confirm this will mostly work

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Yeah, and Elfo from Disenchantment. Surprisingly I felt much more attached to Hup’s character than Jar Jar or Elfo, but I don’t understand why.

If I may vent. Fuck Netflix and their "binge" model bullshit
This series could've been so comfy with weekly episodes and threads going along with them and they fucked that all up.

Imagine all of us discovering the Hunter for the first time and speculating the bullshit he could do. Or Rian's father getting more attention before biting it, Or wondering what Lore's deal was before finding out about the Heretic, likewise all of us meeting the Heretic for the first time

We never got any of that and I hate it.

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It's because they can't or refuse to mentally process when a medium that's primarily used for children's entertainment is used to tell more serious narratives. It's also the fault of corporations for enabling that mentality to exist in the first place and doing little to nothing to change it. It's why games have only just recently really been taken seriously as an artistic medium. When enough media pours in that breaks the status quo, that becomes the new status quo. That's why western animation has suffered dearly for decades. The status quo is for kids or comedy, nothing else. And the shows that do try some narrative experimentation still end up being too childish to captivate most people, thus convincing people that trying isn't worth the effort at all. My sister literally could not comprehend how anime can be as serious it is because of those expectations, that was all she knew about animation. The same more or less happened to puppetry, though hopefully this show changes that.

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Netflix is apparently moving to a weekly model for new shows soon. Maybe we'll get lucky with season 2.

I want to believe, but the proof is in the proverbial pudding.

Realistic fabric folds around the groin.

>ReeeEEAAAaaeeEE?

It sucks because non-human x a different species of not-human is my favorite type of porn. Although due to the nature of the two species I feel like if anything gets drawn the majority will probably be rape in some form or another, not exactly my thing.

Absolute best case scenario for me is if someone out there suddenly decides that it'd be really hot to draw a bunch of Heretic and Wanderer tenderly spitroasting cute Gelflings.

Y'know, I'll just have to write some short stories about a man winding up on a magical planet and befriending a native humanoid just for cute shit like this.

I believe it. Mostly because Disney is going to format on that for new content and make that a big selling point. Its about keeping nee content cyclical over blowing their load, so Netflix is going to have to do it to stay competetive.

then the native gets ntr'd when the skeksis makes the man cum while hmmmmming

Man, humans might be kind of broken on Thra.

Can't argue with that

Next season looks great

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If there was oil on Thra then every single species would be absolutely fucked, no exceptions.

Deleted scene from the movie. The Emperor's funeral.
youtube.com/watch?v=k501YF4vbz0

Up till the very end with Rian's magic sword he had a decent showing against Skeksis

Yeah Hamill is a dead giveaway, at least The Scientist had a throaty voice originally. Not nearly as prevalent or iconic but still
Pegg is the real hero imho

Personally, I'm just really bad at recognizing people's voices without a visual reference. The, changing their voice a bit for the character plus seeing a unique character on the screen that the voice comes out of kind of just tricks my brain into thinking, like, "This is skekTek's voice and no one else's." Maybe my brain is broken, but that's how it works for me. I'm generally a very visual person, so visuals easily block me from freely associating what I'm hearing outside of what I'm seeing.

#
Patrician taste user
Lewd the cute but preserve the pure

Because you could understand him without necessarily knowing exactly what he was saying so he worked as an alien who expressed humanity.

i cant believe we are still arguing about that

because hup is done properly and is actually evolving as a character,becoming less of a joke and more like a real hero

>>the mariner
there was a mariner?

So I guess they figured out a ceremony for that after all.

Hup represents the Everyman. He’s the Phil Coulson in a world of insane superhumans, the Krillin among super saiyans, only he’s arguably facing more dire bullshit. Regardless of how outclassed and dwarfed in power, capability, or importance he is, Hup presses on and does what little he can for those that he caress about. He’s horribly terrified the entire time, but he doesn’t give a shit because he cares about Deet and Thra more than he fears the Hunter or anything else. His delusion and stupidity is overridden by his desire to enact change. He has a heart of pure gold and that’s what makes him so great. Truly /ourlad/.

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>Genuine passion project using an extremely niche medium and with an uncertain target audience somehow managed to get not just funding, but high enough funding to be able to put out 10 hours worth of content
How the fuck did this get made? I mean don't get me wrong, I'm really glad it did, but it makes absolutely no sense how anyone in their right mind would greenlight a project like this in the modern entertainment industry.

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Post your gelfsonas

as user put it, hup is the hero we all can be

I like how the priest snatches a bauble, probably a piece of jewelry the emperor was wearing when he died, from the ashes when he thinks nobody is looking.

Mariner is one of the skekSis away from the castle.

One of the extended lore Skeksis. In the books that served as partial source material, is a pirate that enslaved a Gamera-looking sea beast to use as a living submarine.

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i think is mostly out of respect for jim henson,that and well netflix is fucking desperate for content,damn that brazilian tranny cartoon got a netflix show

that hat is amazing

Absolutely based and Huppilled

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>t enslaved a Gamera-looking sea beast to use as a living submarine.
damn, i always forget that skesis were fucking hardcore before they get all fat andf lazy

Netflix will say yes to literally anything, doesn't matter what.

rather have a skesissona

They caught one the the Netflix executives on a day the cocain had hit particularly hard.

From what I’ve heard in film industry podcasts, so take it with a grain of salt, Netflix is generally willing to experiment more than the traditional networks and film studios. They know they don’t have the money most Hollywood film studios do, so instead they allow creators to do whatever they want, with fewer funds, than the highly restrictive studios. They bid on low-investment, high-quality passion projects that are meant to develop into profitable franchises rather than high-investment, almost guaranteed success from established franchise.

It is my sincere hope that Dark Crystal has continuing success so as to further invigorate the puppetry-based animation culture.

Go watch Thunderbolt Fantasy.

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Good summary. Hup is the character for the average Joe to look up to. A reminder that the world is shit and scary, and that it isn't going to go easy on us just because we are too scared to face it. He's the archetypal hero who conquers fear itself. He's a weak little potato man who takes his spoon and ventures into the unknown to take on challenges that could chew him up and spit him out. And when they do, he just picks himself up and carries on. He's incredibly inspirational.

Frankly I think he should have had a bigger role than Bland Rian the mediocre hero.

The Warren Buffet investment strategy. Wise of them to do that I think, and good for the viewers as well.

Humans would'nt last a day on Thra

we conquered the amazons and australia,thra is nothing

I think the writers were so busy crafting everything else about the series and its characters they just forgot to competently write Rian. I see no other explanation as to how weakly written he is compared to his peers. The MC is usually the least interesting, that's a given. But to this degree? Not great at all. Serioisly hope he gets fleshed out in S2 and any expanded material, don't waste Taron Egerton and his talent like this. Especially when he was so eager to take on the role in the first place.

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By "experimentation", it's actually means "we'll take fucking anything regardless of quality like this post said You're giving these fuckers way too much credit thinking they give a damn about the art of it.

It just so happened they hit gold instead of shit this time. Which frankly was bound to happen eventually.

Reminder that the urSkeks got to leave without bothering to clean up the mess they made.

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>You're giving these fuckers way too much credit thinking they give a damn about the art of it
In all fairness, Netflix were the ones who wanted the puppets in this show. TJHC pitched it as a fully animated show (Fully 2D or 3D has never been stated but Lisa Henson did cite ATLA as an inspiration), it was Netflix who said they'd only greenlight it with at least some puppets. Which led to the screen tests with mixed animation and puppetry and then full-on puppets when that result didn't work as well as they'd hoped.

They're dicks but I see it as something like they've done more harm than good.

What mess? They killed almost everyone who would have had an issue with all the bad shit they did. No person, no problem.

when I first saw the movie way back I actually assumed they were the ones that brought Kira back to life and rejuvenated Thra since I figured they were godlike beings that had been limited solely by being split into the two races

>Which frankly was bound to happen eventually.
you know what they say,even a broken clock is right at least twice a day

I ship Celadon with the Chamberlain, they can be backstabbing cunts together.

fucking aliens,no wonder they kick them out of their planet/dimension

On the bright side, all the guilt the Skeksis had feared with their entire being to actually face finally caught up with their united selves who now have to carry that immense burden for the rest of their lives.

I need art of a s/k/eksis with a Benjamins print Hi-Point

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That’s fucking metal and I want more

Seladon is only for mutual hatefucking with Hup

Get not yet radicalized Brea with skekOk and I can dig it

>not shipping chamberlain with the emperor, or garthim master, or the scientist, or kira

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i ship the chanberlain and the general,there is a lot of sexual tension between those two,sometimes i think the chamberlain just want the general to respect him

I chalk that up more with Netflix knowing The Dark Crystal is a huge nostalgia property and Jim Henson company being "the studio that does the puppets"

I hate Netflix, but I won't deny they know what what attracts the general public and even if it was good, an animated Dark Crystal wouldn't generate the same buzz an all puppet version would.

Again, it's just so happens to have worked out this time because Jim Henson company are actually damn good at their jobs, and respect the legacy of their founder. In retrospect it makes perfect sense this ended up being as good as it was, because nobody would've wanted to taint one of Jim's last passion projects.

Exactly.

>not shipping the Chamberlain with all of the above
Multishippers are the superior race

>Not shipping Seladon with all the Skeksis
youtu.be/kcHxd2s2PaI

Why did I get hard at this part

uhhhh
no

im not going to lie, i expected that the skesis would leave her naked or something

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Scroll Keeper is RUDE

Skeksis live for banter
The Castle is ruthless

>hup is:
>the Phil Coulson in a world of insane superhumans
>the Krillin among super saiyans
this is apt and huppilled

i love how they all laugh at the banter,the skesis may be a bunch of bastards but they are my kind of bastards

I made a post about this a while back My personal opinion is that he was their darling hero MC, and so they fell into the trap of giving him all the cool and desirable aspects of the hero (looks, ability, charisma, bravery), without fleshing out any of the bad stuff that is necessary to give the character depth and balance. He was already too ideal to begin with, and so he had nowhere to go. All they had left to work with was "I want to prove myself to my dad" and "you ran away a few times so you're a coward", which made for pretty lukewarm development.
That, and the quickness with which he started having feelings for Deet felt shallow to me. His previous woman hadn't even been dead all that long (at least it seemed that way to me, the passage of time in this show is very unclear). That budding romance is one of the low points of the show in my opinion.

I could write an essay on how I think they could have improved him, but I'll curb my ranting here.

I liked how the Scroll keeper seemed genuinely sad that the Collector was gone.

their ability to both dish out and take the bantz is what elevates them to truly enjoyable villains

It was worth it to have his talk with Chamberlain and him getting BOWLED by SkekMal
But I agree overall. He’s by far the least compelling of the three gelf protags

From the way that the princess hugged the skeksi and the skeksi seemed to warm up to the princess I was beginning to think they were going to set up a trepid friendship between the two were the skeksi was slowly going to turn good in order to help the princess as she starts to mean more to him. That's what I thought anyway from how he reacted to being hugged, like he was very surprised but kinda liked it.

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>And yet it is already done
twas cold

The writing of the Skeksis is a definite high point of the show. So simple, yet so full of depth and complexity. Cold-hearted yet caring, simple-minded yet highly intelligent, rigid and serious yet light hearted and jovial, unrepentantly evil yet guilt-ridden and haunted. They're incredibly human. I love it.

In a vacuum, I love those moments. But considering that Rian never really learns or grows from either, their impact feels really cheapened. Rian needs way more work in S2.

So I take it you didn't watch the movie first?

He probably did like it and found it endearing. The great thing about the skeksis is that they do have positive qualities, it's just that they have no sense of remorse or guilt, which means there is nothing stopping them from doing something horrible to you five minutes after they sincerely enjoyed hugging you.

This thread lacks PODLING JUSTITIA

We've had a fair share of Hup love already
But true

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DEET DOOT

Where’s the art from?

Drawfriend from a previous thread

>Do you think Aughra and Kira have sculpted vagina slits?
This is a naked kira body in the background
there's definitely nipples, but I can't see a slit

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another view

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I'll hand her over to my skekbros before she can plan for escape

They'll just drain you next

I'll be dead of natural causes long before Thra runs out of geflings

>five days later...

At least I die knowing I wasn't a generic heroic isekai protagonist

hup is the beta male orbiter who is content to serve the pussy but never have access to it, a role model for the nu male.

>that part where Hup starts crying because he's so goddamn scared
>Deet cheers him up by pointing out all the brave stuff he's done

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>her love interest is still Rian anyway even though they have substantially less chemistry and Rian literally just lost his girlfriend

Well the local wildlife counts as natural causes right?

The Dark Crystal is my favorite shonen

Darkened Deet when?

Would humans even be able to be drained? It seems the Crystal and Thra's ecosystem has limits on what it can do for non-Thra peoples. Like how the threaders cannot hypnotize a Skeksis.

Nah, that's just clumsiness. Natural causes is when the Hunter skins you alive and makes an addition to his robe out of your hide because you're the only example of your species on Thra and he'll be damned if he lets a trophy like that die to a jumped up fungus pit.

>> Thra, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Aughra pleases you, Thra... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then the HELL with you!

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>watching the making of documentary
>Lor was a motherfucking puppet

I would have sworn on a bible that it was cg

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Don't mind me just passing by

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Rian sucks because he has nothing to learn or grow towards. Even if they had him be suspicious of the Heretic and learn that gay lizards from outer space are ok so long as they are at peace with themselves that'd be something. He's basically the same at the end of the season as he was at the beginning, except he's swapped out one girl for another and has a magic sword now.

>KEEP AWAY FROM IT!
>IT'LL CRAWL UP YOUR ASS AND TAKE OVER YOUR BODY!

Rian definitely has an arc. In the first episode he's a slacker that plays cute games with his girlfriend while he's supposed to be castle guard. And when he hunts the spitter he's doing it for bragging rights, not because it's the right thing to do. When shit goes down and he basically loses everything he cares about, he realizes what's really important and rises to the occasion.

It's a super simple arc, but an arc nonetheless

Aaaaaaaaw.

Fucking (s)kek

The Chamberlain is Dark Heart, right?

Yup, you're absolutly right. The bingewatching model is garbage. That's for shows that have concluded, not for new material.

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Since they're trying to be as vague as possible about the timeline in relation to the movie, what would your guess about where it takes place be?

Seems like all of the ones who left the castle are still hardcore. Even Heretic looks leaner and has better posture.

Gurjin... why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with the skeksis. A group above clans... even mother Aughra. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Skeksis power. They came after me in the crystal sea.. . then Stone-in-Wood... The darkening... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Gurjin. I'm gonna make 'em give back our essence... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

Distant future, the UrSkek homeworld kicked out another bunch of weirdos and Aughra is too old and senile to remember what happened last time.

Fuck knows. But even if it could, it'd be pointless.
Podlings are of Thra, but they aren't as close to Thra as gelflings, so their essance is poor quality and borderline useless to the skeksis. Humans are straight up not of Thra, so there'd be no fucking point to draining us.

Is Mother Aughra just the Dark Crystal's gemsona?

Yeah, poor dude lost his hag.

It's interesting how Emperor also seems to actually care for his fellow skeksis (except for skekNERD fuck him). He freaks out when SkekMal dies and makes a big deal about honoring him, and his conversation with the general in the final episode was pretty touching. Poor guy is rotting away because of the darkness but is still trying to save all their asses. It was nice. SkekSo is a good emperor.

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>SkekSo is a good emperor
and one of the last things he sees is SkekSil trying to take his scepter before he's even dead

She’s Thra’s fursona; the Dark Crystal/Crystal of Truth is Thra’s gemsona.

I've tried to shill it to my little brother, but he wasn't able to get into it because he's not a big fan of the fantasy genre, and the way the puppets move and look remind him of the Minikeums, which I wasn't unable to unsee for a short time too.

About the second season, and I specially address this question to the fan of the original film, will you be alright if they retcon it and, for example, all the Sesksis will die at some point and the real bad guy is the Darkening that can be only contained by killing Deet, and repair the Crystal with the remaining fragments ?

So, we're not getting more seasons are we?

No good deed goes unpunished.

It's less he cared and more the fact that each one of them that dies further destroys his own powerbase and dreams for immortality.
Don't get me wrong, he's fond of them up to a point, but his anguish at SkekMal's demise was more to the fact that if he, the strongest of them, could be slain, then any of them could die, including himself.

Fuck no I would not be okay with that.

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Oh yeah, there is definitely some vested self-interest there.

"It's game of thrones with muppets!"
Can we all agree that the faggots that say this deserve death?

I could swear I read somewhere (it may have been the info page for the documentary) that it takes place 50 years before the original movie.

Arent they tiny compared to humans?

Knee height at best?

You have to meet the normies where they're at.

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I feel like you're mistaking the emperor's desire to live forever for respect for other skeksis. IMO it seems pretty clear his reluctance to bury or even acknowledge skekmal died was stemming from his own fear of death, the same fear that had him delving into the darkening

Gotta be

I don't understand the reference

Gelflings are two to three feet tall

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Didn't skekTek tell Mira that it'd been almost a thousand Trine since a Gelfling had seen the Crystal? Either it's set before a previous Conjunction or not all that long before the film, which doesn't really jibe with the way the film showed Gelflings as being a long dead civilization.

Agreed and pic very much related. I'm tired of any medieval fantasy setting with even a hint of intrigue being called "it's Game of Thrones but [Insert descriptor here]"
If Redwall was published now it would be called "It's game of thrones but with animals!"
It's becoming as bad as the "It's the Dark Souls of ________" meme and I'm fucking sick of hearing it.

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In the Creation Myths comic, there's an urSkek nicknamed Dark Heart whose despair causes them to split when they try to use the crystal to get home

I am pretty sure that's a common theme. There even was a French erotic comic about a man winding up on an island of shortstacks (I think it was called Minigirls).

I'm more concerned with the state of the Skeksis being reconciled with the series. They seem quite vigorous by this point in the timeline, but if it's as short as 50 years from before the start of the movie, how'd they deteriorate so quickly? Maybe the Darkening had something to do with it, but they seem so far gone and senile by the time of the movie they don't even seem to recognize Aughra. I'd be content if they gave an explanation that the more essence consumed, the more they're corrupted and aged quicker and quicker.

Not with that attitude. Get out there and make your friends and family watch the fucking thing.

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That sounds fitting. How much of things like the comic would this show's writers take into account, I wonder?

>the film showed Gelflings as being a long dead civilization.
It didn't, though. Jen and Kira are young, and they remember their villages being attacked in the war that near-extincted their species.

If I remember the movie they did recognize her, it's just that they didn't want to deal with her crazy ass and were expecting a gelfling.

the writers of the show have talked about the Creation Myths comic, and have mentioned the possibility of bringing one of the characters from it into future seasons

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I wonder if we'd get original Raunip or post-injury Raunip. It seems like it'd have to be the latter, but they don't necessarily have to stick close to the comics; they didn't do so with the books, after all.

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I'd be excited to see any incarnation of Raunip on screen. He could be used as a way to show the split happen on screen as he tells the story.

It would be great to see the young Skeksis in puppet form

Adds realism

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I just Realized...
Hup DONT KNOW SHE WAS CORUPTED

It's supposed to be a thousand years. Call it ten generations of gelfing. Alliance after alliance, retreat after retreat, dissapearance after vanishing. Desperate sailing for safety only to arrive at deserted refugee camps. They killed the Hunter much too soon! He would have made a great boogyman. There are 7 clans to consume. That's a lot of gelfling. How long would it take to hunt down and eat all the Grotten, for example? If it wasn't a kid's show, the Skeksis might be discussing the best ways to increase gelfling birth rate.

>It's supposed to be a thousand years.
I don't think it's that early. The show says the Skeksis have already been around for almost a thousand trine, and the film is right on the thousand mark because the Great Conjunction happens.

So we can see Deet's vision had someone who looked like Brea carrying a baby in the forest as she's chased by a Garthim, mirroring the original movie where a woman clad in very similar clothes, if not the same clothes, stashes a bundled up Kira away in a tree to keep her safe. We also see a vision of Jen reuniting the Crystal. Lastly we see Deet on the Skeksis Throne. What's the common theme of it? From the looks of things, 2/3 of the visions are about the original movie. As pointed out in this thread, SkekTek tells Mira it's been near a thousand trine since a Gelfling set eyes upon the Crystal, meaning we're actually closer to the events of the movie than we may think. The crew has said that there's more going on in the background of the original film than we actually see, and that the ending of the show may be more hopeful than it looks. So could the thing with Deet actually be something tied into the events of the original film, a sort of sequel season where Jen and Kira have to face the lingering effects of the Darkening in the form of Deet?

the Skeksis entire existence is only a 1000 years, and this is well into their reign

Do you guys think that they will ellude or reference the U-mun/firelings?

The movie doesn't really hold up after watching the series. It's not...cerebral enough. It's not talky enough. It feels unfinished, and it's kind of a drag. I didn't really like it the first time I watched it, either, but I chalked that up to being a high school student who needed more constant stimulation from his puppet movies and didn't have the patience for it.

Low point of the series. I hated that part.

Writing on this is bulshit. But i love it

If they do I hope they're radically changed or tweaked. I don't like the idea of Power of the Dark Crystal being completely canon. It's a fun side story for what it is, but not a good sequel for the characters. And I just don't think the firelings were designed with puppetry in mind - at least not their design in the comic.

>We also see a vision of Jen reuniting the Crystal.
People have screencapped that, and the clothes at least look a lot more like Rian.

I wonder if these visions are actually deliberately misleading to some degree.

>What's the common theme of it?
Well, if the girl in the forest is Brea and the one on the crystal IS Rian, then the common theme is that there's a vision for each of the trio (three being a powerful number on Thra) of main characters.

As for laying the groundwork for a hopeful ending, I'm wondering if the majority of the race are going to hide themselves somewhere to wait out the prophecy, maybe even in dreamspace. It'd explain the sudden reemergence of the species in the sequel comics, though those have their own problems...

But it rushes "the Fall" type into happening all at once. It's supposed to be a very long creeping decay, only resulting in all the G's getting drained. The Skeksis couldn't capture them all. They were supposed to keep building new villages in strange hidden places, the Skek's had to hunt them down and root them out, survivors run away and build a smaller village or series of scattered farms, and repeat.
The DC movie is the end of the end. With every last hope already dashed, it's all down to Jen to save the day.

This is your Uncle Tom for tonight.

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I can get just needing some kind of romantic connection after your love is violently taken from you out of the blue, but man, they really didn't write the pair of them as anything more than friends sharing pressing circumstances. She and Hup have so much more intimacy in how they relate to one another, it made me hurt to see this, because Hup clearly had feelings for her.

More like Uncle Ruckus

>It's supposed to be a very long creeping decay, only resulting in all the G's getting drained. The Skeksis couldn't capture them all. They were supposed to keep building new villages in strange hidden places, the Skek's had to hunt them down and root them out, survivors run away and build a smaller village or series of scattered farms, and repeat.
Based on what? Even Kira in the film says she remembers the end as a war, not the Garthim rooting out tiny bands of stragglers.

I mean, the obvious real-world parallels didn't take very long to happen at all, and with the Garthim and the expanded and automated chairs the Skeksis are certainly taking a bash at something that looks like industrialised genocide.

I like that the Gelflings didn't become perfect good guys after healing the crystal of Truth, wearing Garthim armor for example. It's also nifty that we see the Gelflings kill Garthim, and that female Gelflings use javelins which they really should have in the show. What the fuck are the Skeksis supposed to do against a bunch of female Gelflings throwing javelins at their heads?

Deet will never deet again. Why live?

Gelflings have only been wiped out for one generation though. Although the scene with the overgrown village does suggest it was longer. Let's just say plants grow fast on Thra.

>How long would it take to hunt down and eat all the Grotten, for example?
Not that long? The Arathim managed to parasite them in a couple days.

Anyone who lives in a swamp will tell you you better keep the land you want clear cleared on a regular basis or it'll quickly get choked up with all sorts of shit. It's worse the warmer the climate and the more climbing plants that are present.

The Gelflings did defeat the Arathim once and even besieged the crystal palace.

I'm torn between loving shit like this where "prequels" completely break the rules of their setting (the only example I can think of write now is Hitler being killed in Inglourious Basterds) and wanting the Gelfling genocide to proceed as foretold by the film, because I utterly despise those wretched little creatures.

>besieged the crystal palace
Is that from the Tokyopop manga? I'm not sure that's canon any more.

>wretched little creatures
Hmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post...

>Fate of the world depends on a shitty ungrateful hag that dismisses your concerns, talks down to you, habitually lies, and was willing to sell an artifact that the whole world depends on in return for a nice telescope (basically a TV to her)

Well fuck.

Nah, it's a book or comic detailing the history of Thra. The Garthim essentially wipe out the Gelflings except during one battle where the Gelflings use landstriders. Might not be canon anymore since Gelfling clans weren't really detailed and they were all pacifists.

We do. Deet saw phropecy that uses season 2 content

I am a proud Skeksis poster. Seriously, they're just annoying little prisses, they're too perfect in a really obnoxious way a lot of elf-type races in fantasy works are. I can't stand it, personally. "Uwu, Dreamcast with me~~~~~~" Fuck off

To be fair, she was apparently intending to use said TV to bring back mega-knowledge for the benefit of all Thra.

Yeah, that sounds like the Tokyopop Manga. Did the main male character have a weird pet that was even more like a dog than the Fizzgigs are? Named Wouf or something?

I don't mnd the Gelflings not being perfect and it's just a natural response that they would be antagonistic over the Crystal being cracked again, but Kira and Jen being so negligent just feels very wrong considering the end of the film and every Gelfling except Kensho is a big jerk. I also didn't understand how the Garthim are around besides to make Jen and Kira look bad - they crumbled to dust at the end of the movie. Add in Mother Aughra's odd characterization and the return of the Skeksis and Mystics not really making sense, and my enjoyment of it was somewhat hampered.

>People say to me 'Grand Maudra'. I say 'Huh, who said that?' They say 'How do I reunite with Thra?' Well, start by askin' yourself 'How is my relationship with the Skeksis?' Do you celebrate the Skeksis's goodness every day? Do you stop and thank the Skeksis for the food you eat and the clothes you wear? Huh? Well, if you don't, you goin' to rot. Now, I want everybody who isn't Skeksis to turn to a Skeksis and say 'Thank you'.

>'Well, there are those of you who say I'm a racist. There are those of you who say I'm wrong for hatin' Gelfling. Well, I call y'all ALL hypocrites! 'Cause each and every one of you can name ten Gelfling you hate right now if you had to!'

>You don't have to admit it. That's OK. 'Cause I know you done already counted off five Gelflings in yo' head! You're like 'I hate that Gelfling Rian! Oh, I hate Brea! I can't stand Jen!'

>the return of the Skeksis and Mystics not really making sense
That was the worst part of it for me. It was just such an eye-roller of a moment, "It shouldn't work that way" combined with "You didn't have enough confidence to write a story without the Skeksis, did you?"

that sounds needs to top!

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Jesus Christ

>Uwu, Dreamcast with me~~~~~~
Based retro vidyagelflings.

>The Skeksis were the first creatures of The Dark Crystal to have been conceived by Jim Henson,[15] who had been inspired after seeing an image of crocodiles living in a castle in an illustrated edition of Lewis Carroll's The Pig-Tale in 1975.[16] He became fascinated by the idea of reptiles wearing elegant clothes and having sophisticated conversations during "gruesome cocktail parties".[17][18]

I'm glad they were inspired by my favorite animal, even if they ended up more vulture-like.

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Dreamcast isn't "retro," is it? Let's be reasonable about this.

It really felt like the unfinished screenplay that it was. A lot of raw ideas, but not refined enough to make a coherent story. A lot of changes probably should have been made, like the contrived situation where Kensho just happens to come from the village of the founders of the Firelings, which he shouldn't even know since it would be a resettled area with very little ancestral ties after the Garthim War.

Twenty years old.

Would "vintage" suit you better?

No! Stop it! We cannot die! I am immortal!

Ah, I mixed it up with the origin comics.
amazon.com/Hensons-Dark-Crystal-Creation-Myths/dp/1684154448
Haven't read that manga.
But you relate with the skeksis blood rituals? I'm sensing a big nose...

>tfw you realize we're all just like the skeksis, pointlessly arguing and backstabbing each other on this thread
we live in a society

BottommMMMMmmm text

Yeah, you really can see why it never went anywhere as a movie, it just wasn't really good enough.

I think it really needed a rewrite from the ground up, dropping a lot of things. Maybe a new threat, maybe use the Makraks instead of the Firelings, which where honestly a bit of a "Why?" race.

I get the feeling they're still semi-canon, though, because AoR refers to the "inner sun" of Thra.

No dust so long as you keep blowing those contacts and wiping those discs, user.

we evidently have better memes

Someone needs to make a version of this with Seladon

Semi canon is fine by me, there's potential, it just needs to be refined. The whole thing in Beneath the Dark Crystal felt completely un-Thra-like. The Firelings as a whole don't feel like something you'd see on a Dark Crystal show or movie. Not like puppets. In fact the Gelfling in those comics look too much like humans in general. The comics in general are just too pretty, they don't allow things to be ugly like in the other media.

Vintage means old. Retro means in the style of something old.

Humans on Thra would obviously never happen, because it would look too much like a Muppet production, but how do you think the scenario would go down? Complete creative freedom, people, you write the story.

"Retro gaming" is often used interchangeably with "vintage gaming", though. Whether you think that's valid language or not is up to you; I'm just saying it's common terminology. But now we're getting into "take it to Yea Forums" territory...

We are getting a vidya after all

>To be fair, she was apparently intending to use said TV to bring back mega-knowledge for the benefit of all Thra.

Well apparently nowhere in the Mega-Knowledge she accumulated did she find basic social skills. Seriously, so much trouble could have been avoided if she'd gone "right, well Seladon, you can watch and listen to us talk" instead of going "oh, you're not on board immediately, based on seeing me for all of five seconds? Fuck you, get out of the dreamtime bitch."

The whole fucking mess could have been cut waaaay shorter if she didn't go around expecting to get her own way on all things despite abdicating her leadership to the first bunch of people to offer her a telescope.

The World of the Dark Crystal actually touches on this. The majority of the writing in the book is made out to be translations of Aughra's notes, with editor commentary, and sketches of Thra... ly? Thra'an? Anyway, objects and creatures from Thra, all said to have been basically obtained by an Earth-based remote-viewing project. The editor even explicitly compares Aughra's balance between technical and spiritual/magical knowledge to Isaac Newton, and places the date of Aughra's attaining of such a learned state before Newton's.

It was not Jen. It was Rian

Rian isn't real

Skeksis without teeth feel really weird

Does anyone have a screenshot of the puppeteer's visible human head near the cage during the Gruenak slave beatdown in the finale?

No...I did not know it was there.

New (old) information from my copy of World of the Dark Crystal:

>[Podlings] had also domesticated the Fizzgig, an active quadruped that they occasionally used for keeping watch on their plant tendrils.

So there you go, the use of the name "Fizzgig" for the species in general dates back to 1982, and may well have been the intent all along.

Cool tidbit, thanks user. Discussion laid to rest.

I don't why but after watching a deet centred episode I had to go jerk off
Just how did they do it

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Is there indication as to how many Gelfling there are per clan or Thra in general? I was surprised by how small scale the "last" battle was.

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It wouldn’t be set on Thra, just a fantastical planet with small, sapient humanoids.

Well it might be a bit too expensive to have a big battle using puppets.

I don't get why people think these muppet-things are attractive. They're ugly as sin.

Then again Yea Forums had a literal muppet for a waifu of the month once, so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

shop ruckus' glass eye on seladon

"Don't trust them new Gelflings over there!"

That's because you're a Masturbation freak that'll jerk it off to actual innocent puppetry, you weirdo

>Episode 4
>Gurjin tells the General to "Eat sog."
>the Drenchen live in the Swamps of Sog
>he's pretty much telling him to go suck swampwater

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>earth based remote-viewing.
You're watching everything by drone.

Most are ugly. Deet's one of the better looking ones though.

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Why was this cut from the movie?

Would she get angry if I forcefully washed her clean?

So when was that, when you first heard of the TV show?

God why is he so based

...

Maybe them having a ceremony was a bit hard to interpret, like it makes them a bit more humanized if they were seen kind of mourning? Them just immediately fighting over the throne gets their personality across better?

Top notch

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>innocent
She popped a nigga.

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>a Masturbation freak
The word is "cumbrain".

I thought Rian was after the smart princess.
Remember how salty he was about the sand gelfchad picking up royal pussy in front of him?

Deet/Hup Smut/Art/Ficiton when!

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Nah. That was just Rian being racist towards Rekyr.

They use a blend of CGI and Practical puppets, it confuses the mind, this is why Jurassic Park to this day still looks pretty good.

>rian is more hostile to the sandgelfling than the heretic
Based and crystalpilled.

She's got the moves like Jagger

More Deet!
I think she wants a kiss, anons.

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Classic.

I didn't watch the movie (yet). Maybe Skeksis ran out of Gelflings to drain and the crystal didn't rejuvenate them again, leading to actual process of aging

Underrated
Nice job user

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I thought the same thing considering they resurrected the girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=wD8jK7qyC9w

Miller Doctrine: CGI is a tool for removing wires and joining shot, not for building whole scenes

Nice.

Because he's Gurjin.
That's all.
He does not need any shitty titles
Just Gurjin is enough

>fucking MIRA gets merch
>Gurjin doesn't
What did TJHC mean by this?

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Thra is the sort of place Jar Jar Binks wouldn't be out of place in.

Hup is too skilled to be Jar Jar, though. He serves as the wordly guide and protector to Deet, rather than the idiot that needs to be saved.

A human might fatally wander into a gobbler field without noticing for sure. But then a human would only be about as witless as Deet. Given enough information, humans outclass male Gelflings in size and low cunning and initiative for violence. Adult Gelflings seem a bit naive and the notion that one would murder another was unbelievable even to the skeksis which we should expect to be rather cynic.

Fuck that skekSo and skekSil comic was so great, I hope we get some more skeksis stuff in the future.

What comic?

>Imagine all of us discovering the Hunter for the first time and speculating the bullshit he could do.
People would complain about the direction of the show because it would contradict their speculations.

The show is great wether we talk about it or not. I don't need a fan community. I'd give up all these threads to have the second season readily avaiable.

mobile.twitter.com/ewgrosskelly/status/1172037016227209216

This one. It's behind a paywall though but it's worth it imo

Hardcore skekporn.

dropbox.com/s/bskzeqjfglhdkub/SAYPLEASE2019.pdf?dl=0
Throw the artist a dollar or two if you like it

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Artist just uploaded this.
She might make more porn with YOUR favorite skek, anons. On my.

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My fav next to Aughra

*Oh my. Fuck my shitty typing.

youtu.be/G6InbKKSaw8

youtube.com/watch?v=jk8U9jearG4

He would miss his other half. Every day they spent apart would make him more and more despondent. What if his dark tendencies begin to emerge due to his loneliness? What if, without his Mystic counterpart he succumbs to his nature. Begins to swell with muscle as he gorges on the island's succulent natural bounty.

Then he conquers you over and over in your leaf hut before slitting your throat and making a sail from your skin to escape on the raft you built together.

Or maybe his Mystic part and him would communicate via psychic opera and the slow moving half would show up to rescue you both.

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Skektek was friends with Augrah once...and would have stayed that way in another world. Another life.

Maybe this could be that life. Maybe you could be friends.

>He brilliantly creates a firestarter using hand-made glass lenses
>You do the heavy lifting but he's appreciative
>Tries to look down on you at first
>Remind him of just how helpless he'd be without you
>Threatens you
>Fight
>Tfw Human Muscle Density

>Begrudging respect after a few bloody noses are healed

SkT: "So...what are we going to eat?"
>Say you'll have to fish
SkT: "Fish!? I- I can't fish!?"

>TFW HUMAN SPEAR FISHIN

SkT: "Hmph...primitive."
>Show him the fish

SkT: "But effective?"

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There are worse ways to die.

>56 full colour pages of hardcore skeksis porn.
Somebody made this. Somebody actually made this. They put aside days worth of their time, sat down at their computer, and made 56 full colour pages of hardcore skeksis porn.
What a time to be alive.

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>he never got to reunite with his second half
>he, the emperor and the cute gay one all dissapeared into oblivion...

They didn't deserve that ;-;

user stop, it's too cute.

It's fucking bullshit. I believe they unite in death but that sucks too. .

What's likely is Skeksil would take over the "Home making" duties.

IE anything that wasn't hard, he would take care of. Encouraging you and thanking you for your hard work. Promising rewards.

It'd be pretty much like having a house wife. Except when you got too sick to be a big help he would abuse the shit out of you and get angry he has to do anything.

...nevermind it's EXACTLY like having a housewife.

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I would wait till it was over to watch either way. I watch at my own pace waiting a week and gossiping like hoes is retarded. Maybe you should stick to soap operas

shit story ruined the lore

I wish we saw more full-body shots of him. He was badass

ayooooo

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Well I find that word rude, as a bit of a pervert I wouldn’t like if someone just called me a cumbrain, would you ever like to be called such?
It’s really mean
Especially against frogposters

So we got skekSil and skekSo, skekGra and urGoh, what are some other cute skeksis pairings? skekTek and skekVar sounds like it would be pretty cute.

Seladon and Human Protagonist

Mind break her out of Skek-lust with Monkey Dick.
Long as her entire abdomen and thick as her leg.

She might die.
She'll still like it.

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>skekTek and skekVar
That sounds like a very abusive relationship though.

skekOk and skekLach might be a thing.

>talking about skeksis husbandos and shipping in 2019

what a time to be alive

skekEkt thirsting after chad Skekmal. Who disregards thots for THE HUNT.

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Many thanks to all the drawfriends we have so far, you guys are doing great work!

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Not only that, they made money off it.

It's a good thing skekTek was made for abuse

Are there any Skeksisfag drawfriends itt?

No! He is made for hugs, and research, and petting fuzzy lesser species!

Why didn't the arathian bugs mindcontrol the skeksis?

would you dick the deet?

If a Skeksis has sex, will their corresponding mystics feel it?
And for that matter, if Skeksis have children will their corresponding mystic just randomly get pregnant as well?

I made this and the how many breads one, why?

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Yes, gently.

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Wrong! He is for making fun of and breaking his worthless nerd science projects.

Ya'll ever hear of a Phantom Pregnancy?

bounty.com/pregnancy-and-birth/miscarriage-and-loss/phantom-pregnancy

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Based and Kirapilled
youtu.be/ELay_MU4S7E

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plz draw more!

Respectable

It probably doesn't work on creatures that are not from Thra.

I want to say yes, and yes. Yikes.
I would also assume Skeksis lay eggs, but who knows what the fuck Mystics do.

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>Skektek had a fondness for natural creatures
>Even had a pet Lock-snake
>His greed led him away from his only friends
>Left him stranded with the abusers he thought he needed
>And got him killed by the very animals he once felt a kindness toward because of his fear and greed

Hubris. Tragedy.

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Nice work!

Originally the animals are the only ones he trusted, too. He felt secure letting his locksnake guard the sample essence, and after it was gone he left his personal stash with his birdie.

I bet his counterpart, the Alchemist, likes to sit outdoors and write his formulae while birds sit on his head and baby animals play at his feet.

>I bet his counterpart, the Alchemist, likes to sit outdoors and write his formulae while birds sit on his head and baby animals play at his feet.
Awww. Right up until he burned to death. Fuck.

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I'm pretty sure the Gelfling would be more terrified at what Humans have done than what the Skeksis have done. Also, The Skektek would probably cream his pants over what we've done.

That's why I am pretty sure without the other Skeksis one could get along with Skektek.

Which is another interesting idea.
If you could meet them when times were good. When there wasn't a need to squeeze others.
When resources were plentiful and generosity easy...would they be so bad?

Were they ever that bad before fear and anguish warped them?

Is the wickedness of our elders just desperation and ambition? Amplified by mortality raking it's claws across their backs?

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Jim Henson died, just as he was starting to break through the puppets are for children only stigma.

Then CGI.

Is there any more pics like this?
Oh God help me Deet is becoming my waifu

>"F-filthy creature! Th-there's no way that's going to fi-"
>[lead gelfling noises]

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>calls obvious picture of skekNa "skekAyuk"
>claims the five faces shown weren't used, when three of them are obviously versions of skekShod, skekNa and SkekAyuk
Who wrote this?

>If you could meet them when times were good. When there wasn't a need to squeeze others.
>When resources were plentiful and generosity easy...would they be so bad?

According to World of the Dark Crystal, no, they weren't that bad to begin with. They were mostly lively chatterboxes and party animals.

*lewd

For me, it's the random paladin that shows up sometimes.

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Deet is neat!

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deet needs a good foamy bath!

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But consider
Deet as a NEET

>Were they ever that bad before fear and anguish warped them?
Hell, even Aughra liked them well enough. I'd hang with them.

>lively chatterboxes and party animals.
That seems very fitting.

The guy is surprisingly cute.

>Hell, even Aughra liked them well enough. I'd hang with them.
Aughra even thought the Hunter was the most beautiful, and was sad at his passing. Makes sense since she's basically her world's Mother Nature - he was probably the one who stayed the most in tune with his adopted homeworld, albeit its dark side.

Makes me wonder if he would have turned on the others if he'd known the whole truth of what they were doing and what it was doing to the natural part of Thra, where he lived. I don't think he was ever entirely aware of what they did to him with the essence; he was comatose in the Chamber of Life and awoke in the throne room with only the shocked and babbling skekTek for company.

>mfw this show is like the Voya Nui arc from Bionicle
>mfw the Skeksis are literally just these guys in muppet form

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Did anyone else have the feeling from the start that the Arathim were going to have *something* to do with the Garthim?

I thought they were going to be some kind of prototype, a MK I.

YO YO PIRAKA

Don't forget to go the Miss Yea Forums 2019 thread and show your support for Deet!

yeah I vaguely saw it coming.

Skeksis rap music video when?

>Skekpop

Was the Heretic's opera not good enough for you? Smh my head.

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We need more Dark Crystal requesting in the draw threads, there are many drawfriends around!

Fair warning: They were vain and covetus most likely.

Just good natured and very charismatic. Not to mention genuinely some of the most insightful beings on Thra, having lived among the stars. A compliment from them would either be genuine or based off something they -know- you would like.

So very hard earned...but it probably feels incredible to be fawned over by jewel covered bird People.

>Be only human on Thra
>Skeksis love you for your rarity
>Adore you for your intellect
>Treat you like prized possession and friend all at once

>Skektek wants to study you
>General wants to train you for battle
>Gourmand wants to eat human food you make

>The Emperor wants you to show him guns and bond at the shooting range

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I bet the Gourmand used to be kind to the podlings in the kitchens. He'd share strange new recipes and he'd let them sneak sweets when they thought he wasn't. Now he beats them for stealing scraps from the garbage

Requesting Tsundere Seladon afraid of Monkey Dong.

Or just not willing to accept a compliment from user.

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>skekNig
>urGa

According to the lorebook, skekNa was the only one that was openly a bastard from the start.

Wondering if the other Skeksis always found some excuse to keep him away from the Gelflings, right up to the war.

His urSkek name would be GaNig.

Sk: "An'duh hwat is this?"

>Tell him it's peanut butter

Sk: "Such-" SNFFF "PUNGENCY! Such heady Tang! Savory. Yet buttery?"

>Make him watch
>While you put that shit
>On bread

Sk: "Ah, yes. A Dessert Spread! Delightf-"

>THEN PUT JELLY ON THE OTHER ONE

Sk: " youtu.be/70utG1L5bfU !!! "

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What do you guys reckon Seladon will be up for some Playing with FairiesGelfling style

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How big are Gelflings?

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Perfect.

Big enough for the dick

You murricans and your weapons. I'd take the Emperor out to do shots of whatever the local liqour is.

Shortstacks when?

When the flat chested little weirdos learn how to eat OATS and do SQUATS

I just think Skekso would immediately want power.

Any power you might be able to give. That's what would interest him the most.

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Based Skek/k/

Now the Age of Shilling. Do your part to avert the age of Despair!

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I was just thinking that
Mask if life= crystal of truth

Source on this?

WHEN WE BINGE WATCH

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Goddammit even the peeper beetle is a cute lil puppet. How did they get things so right?

Not that it looked bad, but I'm almost entirely positive the peeper beetle was cgi.

Gelflings are about three feet tall.

So a human dick wouldn't necessarily be mind breaking big.

We Yea Forums now (Before Tactics of course)
youtu.be/cJte5KzWxLc

Maybe yours.

Only sometimes. Half the time it was a little writhing puppet sped up

What is it about the Gelfling skull structure that makes them heart-meltingly adorable from some angles, but unsettlingly uncanny valley from others?

little kids get fucked by adult dicks every day, very few die from it.

lower face prognathism but not much midface prognathism

finally a good use for my 5 inch penis

I think you've been up too long, friend. Time for sleep.

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It varies wildly from person to person. Some are completely fine with them and not bothered at all and others utterly hate their look. No in-between.

Girth is also a factor.

Length wise I'm guessing that you'd need at least 9.5 inches.

Judging by the width of their hips. The average human "Helmet" would be...half as wide as their baby's heads.

Jesus.

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Motherfucker, you're on to something.

That's why you go gently. Except for Seladon. Bitch is probably a size queen and likes it rough.

judging by how the men are hung , their vaginas cant be more than a couple inches deep. you'd probably have to go anal, the butthole is stretchier

It sickens me to type this out, but until after puberty an undeveloped reproductive system is incompatible with an adults, simply on the basis of size. It's tiny. A horrifying amount of pediatric surgery is repairing the awful damage caused by sexual abuse. Sometimes even the pelvis is broken.

>Just give up on Gelfling halfbreeds that kill the mother upon maturation

What a bitch.

This post sponsored by Rawhead Rex Gang

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What in the name of fuck is that?

The King.

The first male. The dark side of all Masculinity.
Made Flesh. Rawhead Rex.

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I think that depends on their face in general, too. Most people seem to agree that Deet is really cute, but a Gelfling like say Mira is hard-pressed to find fans.

Fair enough. So I assume he supposed to look like a penis that grew legs and teeth?

Rawhead Rex, a creation of Clive Barker based on the myth of Raw Head and Bloody Bones.

In Barker's original short story and comic he's sort of an ancient demon/troll/demihuman who is awoken after being trapped in a hole in a field under a sacred stone for a thousand years. His kind used to hunt humans until humans learned to defend themselves, killing the men and raping the women in order to reproduce. He's a horrible, violent, filthy creature who is basically an anthropomorphic penis and is effectively the anthropomorphic personification of toxic masculinity. His weakness is feminine and vulvar imagery. As in, he literally cannot stand against it, and is eventually killed by a bunch of villagers wielding sticks and rocks when exposure to an ancient fertility idol causes him to have a fit.

Don't watch the movie, it's crap.

Yes.

Today I got to read the phrase "vulvar imagery" and it is a good day.

Thanks, user

Back on topic.
What would a half Gelfling or Half Skek even look like?

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Goblins and harpies respectively.

Right, which is why many pedophiles advocate oral and anal until a certain age . Because the butthole recovers better and stretches, This is important mechanical info for would be gelfling stuffers.

Y'know too much about the mechanics of child rape.

First day on Yea Forums?

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In my case it's because I'm a pediatric surgeon. Stitching abused children back together is my job.

You do a work that should be celebrated, friend. I am sorry for the dark knowledge you have to hold.

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Appreciate it fren

>actual functioning human being on Yea Forums
Lies.
Damn, though, that has to be a hard job. You must see or at least hear about some heavy stuff, right? Keep helping kids, bro.

Jesus that’s horrible. Still, good on you though, true healing is never a pretty thing.

I'd write a book but honest to God I'd probably lose my mind if I pulled that cork. We try to stay detached or make jokes to keep our minds off it. If I'm operating I don't look at their faces and pretend I'm operating on a cat or something. Once I had the same birthmark on my table twice and couldn't stop crying when I figured out it had happened again. Someone else had to close her up.

It's not a pretty job but I had no illusions about what I was getting into

>vulvar imagery
The distaff counterpart to the word "phallic" is "Yonic" not "vulvar".

If Skektek can stitch a Greuling and Arathim together they can meld Gelfling and Skeksis.

Mechanically the Hermaphroditic Skeksis would carry the fetus. The regular infusions of Essence would help support the gestation and strengthen the mother. Pregnancy is difficult. Gelfling give live birth so I expect the same for the Skeksis. We at least have evidence for genitals given three stream "Mictruition".

The skeksis are not avian but mammalian in that they have 8 nipples and two breasts. So clearly again, live birth and nursing. Same with Gelfling.

Metaphysically the child would have an intersting soul, being half part of Thra and half alien. Id expect to see a massive boost in intelegence, mysitcal power and no dependnace on Essence, but would be able to feed on it for a boost. Its likely that instead of milk, Skeksian lactation produces a concentrated form of Essence allowing fast maturation.

Phsycial form would be smaller than a Skeksis but would be faster and stronger than the average Gelfling. It would have resistance to the Darkening but likely have a strong ability to weild it. Definetly have 4 arms and a prehensile tail. Possible instead of 4 arms its two arms and two wings. Offspring would likely be Hermaphroditic and thus have wings.

My best guess would be a 4 foot tall, predatory winged hemaphrodite that feeds on essence and has a corrupted connection to Thra, likely thriving on The Darkening without physical degradation. Less gelfling traits more reptilain and incredibly fast and strong. Likely self reproducing, relying on other mates to create new gene lines.

Neat I learned something

Also the lack of a chin.

You spent entirely way too much time thinking about this

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Wow.
I love this.

Let's kill it immediately.

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Isn't that more "new age" than technical?

That sounds about right actually.

>8 nipples and two breasts
I need to rewatch the bathing scene because I didn't even notice that.

The Netflix series becoming a prequel/sequel bookend for the movie would be the tightest shit.

Good work.

Now do a human/Skeksis

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>no hmmmmposting in the comments
>just kids who actually play borderlands

It's more obvious on chamberlain's body in the movie.
During the bathing scene, I didn't really see any.

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You do a job that is horrifying to be necessary. God be with you sir or madam.

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>get back, spithead!
Nice

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So they're more similar to the bridge between mammals and lizards than birds, eh?

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I'm horrified, but I'd still fuck it.

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You're a stronger person than me, user. You're doing a great service.

I just wanted to lewd cute gelflings, I didn't plan on things getting this depressing. That said, I salute you user, yours is a horrifying but badly needed work. You keep helping those kids.

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Hoo, that's interesting.

Human Seksis would be terrifying. Youd want to again have the Skeksis carry the fetus. Human children are born very early in physcial development so the head can fit through the pelvis. Skeksis likely have enough room to pass the equivalent of a two year old and again essence will speed this along.

Physically youd be creating the Hunter on Steriods. Two hyperdeveloped arms with maybe the collar bone becoming small manipulators if at all. HuSkek has a thick and broad tail. Less prehensile but a brutal weapon. Skull elongates to accomidate a more predatory mouth and phsycial height increases to average 7 feet.

Appear mostly female but intersexed genitals. Some more male, some more female. Females are likely fertile, males are not. Male HuSkek are blood raging silver backs. Linebacker muscles on a parkor proprtioned frame. Just giant Chimps with sharpened teeth and jawbone points growing like tusks. Female HuSkeks are smaller more agile but still scary huge and lightning fast.

HuSkek big feature is endurance. Human sweating lets you run for miles. Imagine a 7 foot tall amazon with a face like a shark chasing you at 30 mph for hours without stopping and hurling small boulders at you even faster. Arms that hang to its knees that can pop skulls and a tail that lets it slap small trees in half.

Spiritually no idea. Pretty much just animalistic evil. Its hungry, its smart and you look like prey. It would be the Killer Ape theorized in anthropology. It would just tear Gelfling in half and one punch Garthim into crumpled shell parts.

SkekSo and Deet's children sound cute!

Human/Mystic?

Even more when you realize that theyre literally half alien predatory psionics that wield their corrupted biospheres soul energy and reproduce like fizzgigs. Locusts worse than the Skeksis ever were.

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So this.
With four arms, a tail and the brains of both put together.

Humans are very good at language. Skeksis live off of their ability to manipulate.

You've made Apex Predator God-General of Mankind.

Thank you.

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Too much information.

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This. Imagine if Xenomorphs infected Na'Vi. 20 foot tall pyschic demons with mind control tentacles and indestructible skeletons. And that's just the drones, imagine the QUEEN

What about human/gelflfing halfbreed? 4-5 feet maybe?

I don't know if I should be impressed, horrified, disgusted, or aroused.

Well, not the skull structure but most Gelflings have eyes that are too big and too human. Some of the ones with squinty eyes look ok, and Deet with her enormous pupils looks cute, but the rest are just putting it on full blast that their eyes are just things in their head that don't look at anything. If the gelflings had eyes like a goat's or something they'd be a lot more palatable.

Rian looks worse than Brea by far, she is no way the worst looking gelfling

*blockses your filthyses paths*

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You get squatty, four armed Ourangutangs with tails. Slow, gentle, contemplative. Consider the Mystics are the same as skeksis, hermaphroditic mammals there should be compatibility. Again, Mystics carry the child due increased body size. Gestation would be decades with the fetus reaching sentience within the womb and learning much from both natrual and unnatural communication. May even shift to a marsupial way for birth with the HuUru living in a pouch for years.

HuUru would have the elongated face with flat teeth like.most herbivores and be communal grazers. Human dna would get them more upright and faster. Second set of arms would maybe appear from the back or possibly hips. The spine is going to be a mess. Human spines are already wack, they may not be able to go upright.

Spiritually theyd be walking psionic driuids totally in tune with nature and gave human ambition with Mystic Wisdom to guide it. Human communal nature with increased breeding would create massive colonies of migrant tribal psychics. They would be nonviolent as they could sing to the earth to shift mountains or the tides to wash away an army. Get them all chanting at once and who knows.

SO JUICY SWEEEEEEET!

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So SkekHu are chimps and UrMan are bonobos?

Brea creeps me out more.

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She's the closest to human of the three leads, but just off enough to look "wrong."

Human Gelfing would just be fairy hobbits. Homo Florensis but with small vestigal wings, elongated ears but with HUGE PSIONIC power. Gelfling can enter a shared higher psionic deminsion with their planet and each other. The Noosphere of an.entire planet with human cunning and ingenuity. If the Gelfling were as restless as humans imagine what they could do.

Humans would carry the child, likely in litters of 2-4 withour complication. Fast gestation in shared communities. Breastfeeding is a problem as humans only have two so litters of more need to be wetnursed. This is countered thar everyone is likely tapped into low level dreamfasting all the time.

Tails are likely shortened and height reduced. 3 to 5 feet. Sexual dimorphisim is 50/50 on increasing or decreasing. Gelfling females have wings to evade predators but they dont look too much different than males. Enviroment would impact HuGelfs greatly, look at Deet. Big increase in phsycial strength and dexterity, drop in constitution from smaller bodies having to support human sized systems. Id put down increased aggression. More offspring in a communal setting leads to different rearing strategies, but the dreamfast psionic net may make this aggression only spill outwards.

>when you think about it, some people had to meticulously sculpt those boobs and nipples, watch and manipulate aughra's naked body every day.
They were well adjusted adults so it was fine.. This was long before the incel plague.

More Huskek are predatory chimps while HuUru are sperm whales. Still both predatory, but differnet community styles and hunting strategies.

>Pretty much just animalistic evil. Its hungry, its smart and you look like prey. It would be the Killer Ape theorized in anthropology. It would just tear Gelfling in half and one punch Garthim into crumpled shell parts.
That sounds fucking amazing. Skeksis breed me now!

>Tails are likely shortened
Gelfling are tailless.

ESSENCE, HUMAN, GIVE US YOUR ESSENCE!!!

>ywn get raped by horny huskek who needs your seed to make stronger offspring

Are you saying I'm getting cucked by gelfling baby dick?

You can't rape the willing.

>skekSil actually has a gun
MEME MAGIC IS REAL BOYS

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What if the Gelfmen could Dream-Fast with their human parents? Would this unlock the connectivity between man that has always been missing? The root of our cynicism and loneliness?

Imagine how the Gelfling would respond knowing -exactly- how terrifying we are.

"Leave our world! You're as bad as the Skeksis!"
>Explain that no
>You are worse
>Because Skeksis cannot dunk

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Dark Crystal inspired fashion from the 80s
youtube.com/watch?v=JTEbdKYDAIM

I mean, you can certianly inseminate a gelfling assuming you dont kill them from physical trauma. The problem comes from how do female gelfings bear offspring and if the hybrid fetus can be born at a viable age that doesnt require a cesarian for birth. Thats if the nutritional requirements of hybrid fetus doesnt kill the mother from the increased nutrtional draw and sheer amount of.blood the gelfling mother would need to generate to keep the human fetus breathing.

>Implying that SkekMal couldn't bend the rim or that SkekTek couldn't hit a three point after bashing some dude's head in for getting in the way of his shot.

We're saying you either try to fit a truck into a volkswagen

Or two volkswagen into a truck.

Which makes more sense?

Besides, you fucking their women will be much more impressive. Since you'll do it in public. On their grand staircases in full view. The men disgusted or terrified. The women disgusted and curious as to why they're getting closer.

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Depends on how close their parents are to the Noosphere. Assuming humanity is capable of some deeper commection to the earth some parents may be capable of dreamfasting. It would likely be a weaker connection only possible from Gelfman to mother but the second generation Gelfmen would always be connected all the time. Walking psychics living on a higher plane of reality. Would just be immersed in the song of Thra like aughra is when shes not tripping the galaxy.

>Pass to Skekmal
>POP!

>He stabbed the rock
>Again

SkM: "I am VICTORIOUS!"

>Skektek gets the ball
>Chamberlain is positioned for the trey

Ch: "Pass! Yes pass to me! Please!?"
Skt: " IIII Don't need ANY of you!"

>He goes for it
>Bounces off the rim cause he's a fuckin NERD who can't hoop.

>Everybody gets Peeper Beetled for failing the Emperor
>Drink Gelfling Gatorade at halftime tho so the crying was worth

>Filthy Gelfling face when you dump the cooler on SkekUng

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Pass me the rock...please...please...please pass me the rock... please...HmmmMmmmMM

You're optimistic to think they would let SkekTek play at all.