RIDDLE ME THIS!!
Bobby likes Jimmy but not Joe……Apples but not pears, jeeps but not vans, shinny but not hockey, tennis but not squash… Who will he like, Sara or Sally?
RIDDLE ME THIS
Ian Walker
Matthew Cooper
He likes Jimmy you fucking retard, you said it yourself
Levi Foster
Well, he likes you op, since you're a Sally.
Jack Hughes
Since the Answer accounts for 13% but it also has 50% of importance i'd say
NIGGGGGGEERRRSSS
Joshua Ramirez
wrong
wrong
wrong
pic related, a hint for you
Grayson Morgan
sally - double letters
but what the fuck is shinny
Noah Martinez
SpiderPork?
Julian Scott
Soccer.
Nathan Brown
This dipshit is hoping for one of those old fashioned threads where you post a pic of Adam West Batman and talk about how reach part of the riddle is a hint for the stupid '66 style heist Riddler is about to do
Chase Thompson
Well bub, the answer is a Sally, which happens to *snikt* fuck, spilled my coffee, what's that aboot. Anyways, which is a slang for a poofter like my old buddy Iceman. Apples but not pears means he is looking for a top, not a bottom like Northstar, jeeps but not vans means he wants it "in the rough" like Kitty used to take it when he was playin' at straight. Now shinny is pond hockey or street hockey, so he's looking for a little rough stuff with no protection, and tennis not squash means he wants it in public, wants a little exhibitionist show off thrill. Nothin' to it, bud.
Xavier Brooks
Who got bigger tits?
Tyler Price
Well my old friend Wolverine, I'm not sure I agree with you. While OP is certainly as flaming as this orphanage I'm in, I think his riddle has a different meaning.
Bobby is slang for a British policeman, and his love for Billy not Joe implies that he doesn't rise early and uses his nightstick regularly, so he's going to commit the crime at night. His preference for apples-the first choice for stuffing into the mouths of pigs- is just extra confirmation. His distaste for pears though, is really a distaste for the homonym Pairs- which implies that whatever he's out to steal, it's one of a kind. Jeeps but not Vans, hmm.
Jeeps are, of course, the famous vehicle once used in wwII, originally manufactured by the Willys corporation, and later by the Chrysler corporation. But it's also well known to be the stage name of Johnny Hodges, the saxophonist for Duke Ellington known for his lengthy... solos, implying a musical instrument. Vans are of course a brand of shoe favored by skaters. Skating is criminal slang for fleeing without difficulty, so his choice to forgo the proper footwear for skating means he's planning on either a violent escape, or perhaps some other method.
Shinny, as you have so helpfully informed us, Logan, is pickup hockey, usually played on a pond. Pond's is a famous Cold cream and makeup remover, implying that whatever he's stealing is in cold storage and in some sort of disguise. Rejecting Hockey, which is played with a puck, means that he is rejecting fairytales such as Midsummer Night's Dream and other fantastical sources, grounding this heist firmly in the historical. Lastly, Tennis not Squash... Tennis is played on a court, like a King's court, while Squash is played in a room- clearly he aims to avoid prison or a room at Ravencroft- but both are played with Racquets, which were originally made with catgut, just as violins once were. So he's planning on stealing a one of a kind string musical instrument with a royal connection at night
Michael Jones
Now, a one of a kind stringed instrument with a royal connection... It's got to be the King Maximilian Joseph of Bavaria Stradivarius Violin, on permanent loan to Berent Korfker, the famous Soloist who is to feature in a performance with the New York Symphony Orchestra tonight! Come on, Wolverine! There's no time to waste!
Come on, Wolverine, we have to head to
Brody Robinson
You have a stroke there at the end, bub?
All right, l'll go.
Still think he's twinkletoes, though.
Kayden Young
Riddle me this Batman, what’s 13 but also 50?
Jordan Perry
Oh! I know that one!
It's Spider-man's mutant student, Ernst!
Owen Morales
That's correct, Superman! Her progeria is causing her to rapidly age. I'm not sure if she's 50 exactly, but she was born 13 years ago and looks 13.
Hudson Bennett
You mean looks 50, Spider-man. You messed up.
Leo Brooks
Oh, well I-uh
To be quite honest, I wasn’t prepared for this.
NO MATTER!!!
RHINO, TAKE THEM DOWN, NOW! ILL PAY YOU DOUBLE!
James King
WHat is the best version of riddler?
Noah Rodriguez
I'll make mincemeat outta em' and then l will bake them into a pie!
Henry Gomez
That's soup, Bub.
Adrian Ward
SOUP PIE!
Leo Murphy
There's no such thing as soup pie.
Grayson James
Actually, the English classic "Pot Pie" could be said to contain a soup.
Daniel Sanchez
The classic filling of a Chicken Pot Pie is diced chicken, potatoes, peas, carrots and _gravy_. If anything, it's a stew.
Nathaniel Reyes
Stews and Soups have overlapping definitions. If your stew can't be served on a plate, it's also a soup.
Jackson Kelly
Oh for fuck's sake, Ollie. Not another of your "what is a sandwich" arguments.
Nolan Long
RIDDLE ME THIS!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE HAWKEYE AND GREEN ARROW DOING HERE!
Jason Carter
Don’t worry boss, the scorpion will sting im’
Brandon Collins
Nice tights, dude. We archers have brunch sometimes.
Gabriel Young
I hate the word brunch. What's wrong with Breakfast?
Henry Miller
YOU DO?!?! MUSTA LOST MY INVITIATION IN THE MAIL
Alexander Richardson
Dude... Where are your feet?
Brunch is just different, Ollie. Breakfast is something you have to eat. Brunch is like, a verb. You do it.
Brandon Walker
His feet? Probably with his invitation, ha!
Jonathan Perez
My... Feet?
OH MY GOD MY FEET ARE MISSING OH MY GOD GUYS HELP ME FIND MY FEET