If you were in jerry's place would you get a an alien dick or choose to keep your own? If yes what kind of dick would you want?
If you were in jerry's place would you get a an alien dick or choose to keep your own...
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Jason Evans
Alien dick, duh. I kinda want one that works like a prehensile tail.
Joseph Garcia
BAC
Henry Gutierrez
4-headed tentacle penis which can change from a smooth squishy banana texture to a hard cucumber texture. Oh and don't forget the stretch and expand super power which also allows me to create detailed ridges and bobs like a custom made rubber dildo.
Is this what you wanted OP? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? Also no I wouldn't have sacrificed any of my body parts to save some retarded alien species that looks disgusting and probably is just as shit as our equivalent of India and China.
John Scott
alien dick
like a normal human dick, but bigger and nice-looking
Oliver Murphy
Tentacle dick that works like the tentacles in hentai.
Thomas Cruz
Can they safely transplant the testicles out, then safely store them in a alien dick? If so, I'm gonna ask unironically for a horsecock. If no, then fuck no.
Carter Ramirez
I'd have the biggest tentacled alien penis.
Justin Flores
As human looking as possible but bigger, but if there is a horse or dragon looking one, with a vibrate setting, maybe I'll go for that
Logan Rodriguez
I'd ask why a hyper advanced alien hospital can't just shit out a brainless clone.
Kevin Scott
is that... boogie?
John Watson
yes.
Zachary Morris
Why did he refuse again? If the problem was choosing between having a dick or saving an important figures life I'd get it.
But the aliens even offered to give him a new and even better dick after the first surgery. There was no downside here.
Parker White
Only retards would chose to keep their human dick, just imagine all the different dicks that you could chose from.
Shit, I guarantee you that there's an alien dick that can turn into other dicks.
Luke Young
Alien dick. I'm asexual, so why even give a shit about something I don't even really use
Hunter Wright
Based Trips
Ethan Ortiz
because he's vain and didn't like the fact his wife liked other dicks
so to spite her he refused until the last minute
turn your dick into a prehensile tail or a laser weapon
Connor Fisher
a clone might degrade, especially if it's shat out quickly
Juan Harris
Didn't seem like there were any downsides to the alien dick.
Cameron Bennett
If I were Jerry then Shrimpy Peebles must have the smallest heart in recorded history.
Michael Butler
Is he supposed to be twerking or humping a pillow?
Thomas Adams
Humping. Context is during a stream he joked about getting a hooker and is showing what he plans to do with her.
Joseph King
Do I keep my balls?
Carter Lee
i'd ask for a dick that has enough pissing range to put myself out of fire
Dylan Sullivan
Depends, do they all look hyper mechanical like the only one we got to see?
If so then fuck space Gandhi, someone else can take up the mantle of galactic peace.
If I can get something that actually looks fleshy then yeah I'd probably upgrade.
Luis Hill
Why not get an alien dick? The multiverse is a big place.
Bentley Rodriguez
I'd keep my dick, no politician is worth losing your dick over.
Dominic Rivera
A shapeshifting dick that can change into the length/size of my will. Also even if I don't like my penis, knowing rick he could probably recraft a perfect recreation of my penis using super science. Rick hates Jerry but he also doesn't give a shit and would probably do it to stop him from whining.
Kevin Baker
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Kevin Barnes
I'll take a nice looking horse cock with some little soft barbs all over
And I want my cum to taste like candy
William Thomas
Will I be able to have fully human children?
Will I be able to experience sexual pleasure and ejaculation?
Then yeah, take the upgrade.
Justin Lopez
depends. would getting a monster alien cock save his marriage or was it already too late?
Camden Hernandez
Why didn't Jerry just get a vagina?
Bentley Myers
Seriously how fucking dumb was Jerry? This is some crazy space hospital, why did he think they couldn't attach the nerves to his new dick or whatever?
Ryder Price
Why not just take the horse testicles too?
Jace Lopez
Please I'd do it for the story alone and see if I could get some improvements. I'd love a home defense option in my dick. Or something more offensive for a rainy day. Probably a tactical nuke that can drop and detonate on command.
Matthew Hernandez
If they won't do weaponized attachments I at least want a lifetime repair plan.
Dominic Jackson
>don't use it
How do you pee then? Are you apissexual too?
Brayden Garcia
or just clone the organ