He just keeps getting WORSE

Never underestimate the duck penis.

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why won't DC just kill him?

His suffering must be more severe.

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The name is good.
But the line about it being dangerous is fucking retarded.
It's not even "one" bird, it refers to a whole category of duck.

But hey, decent ideas with the worse possible execution is the Bendis trademark.

So now we know who needs to rape the Joker.

>WORST Robin
Robin war was pretty bad too

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>Drake
>Dangerous

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When I see something like this without context or more info I have to wonder if it's supposed to be that the character is dumb or the writer is dumb.

Ah yes, the duck
The most dangerous bird
Tim went to college, you know.

Was Bendis assaulted by a duck at some point in his life?

haha what a great joke...
Fucking Bendis

Why was Damian replaced by an elderly midget in this arc?

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A fraction of a second before I read the third panel, I was expecting Drake to refer to a dragon or something.

That's what I was expecting too
But no. He refers to the mighty duck. The strongest, most dangerous bird in the universe

Should have gone with The Goose.

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Because then all the Robins would have technically died.

>I'll use my real name as my code name

How doesn't all of Gotham just know who Batman and his sidekicks really are?

>Goose
>Just Goose?
>It's one of the most dangerous birds in Canada

>Tim is supposed to be "the smart one"
>Just uses his name as a codename
Christ

>Drake
>Just Drake?
>It's bigger and stronger than a Robin. It's who I am.

There, fucking fixed.

Who's that ginger?

Unironically better.

Drake

When did he become a ginger?

Just Drake?

Nightwing should just use Dick as his hero name.

>Drake
>Just Drake?

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Oh yes the mighty Dick

Child labor laws

He literally went by grayson during a series.

NightDick

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>shit name
>shit costume
Tim confirmed for worst Robin. Even Duke has it better

Place your bets now on why Spoiler's still inexplicably a hero lads.
>It's some "her purity is a somehow multiversal constant, no matter what" bullshit.
>It's Bendis implying she might actually wind up as a villain in the end in our universe.
>It's Bendis not understanding the very simple concept of the universe he's writing. (It's probably this one.)

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She used to be a criminal in our world.

Wait no, that's her dad. I'm retarded.

Good news is you can still get a job writing for comic books.

DUCK TALES
WOO HOO

Pornstar alias

>It was that easy
So does Bendis have no one acting as an editor and his shitty ideas go unfiltered?

Yeah that would be really stupid.

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Except he actually went with Agent 37 for his code-name in the book, and he wasn't doing vigilante stuff.

>King
>doing something as stupid as Bendis
It rhymes.

To be fair, his identity was already public.

DC knew what they were doing when they hired Bendis. Internets can't stop talking about them with a meme factory around.

>Internets can't stop talking about them with a meme factory around.
That doesn't guarantee sales.

This.
I'm a huge fan of young justice and the LoSH, and I want no part in either shitshow.

>kory:"wait"

Threesome?

>Nah, it was a wrong number. She was an 8 trying to take the place of a 10.

I guess now we know why Tim is using a different color scheme now.

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Who's that ginger? He's a clone of Tim?

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The last decade or so of his career would suggest yes

>This issue of Young Justice
>Tim just fucking rapes petty criminals into submission with his inhuman, corkscrew dick

It's one of the most dangerous birds

I dunno about MOST dangerous but those fuckers are pretty violent when they're mad.

>Yfw Drake's weapon of choice is a barbed whip

Chihuahuas are also violent. That's not the same as dangerous.

Drake? Draa-aake?

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A fucking duck

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For real dog

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>Drake
Is he the terror that flaps in the night?

Yes.

Drake is a type of dragon.

It's literally a rape monster

Holy shit are you a legit retard? In the image in the OP he says “bird” meaning he is referring to the bird drake, not a dragon, you absolute idiot.

>Tim becomes Bueno Beyond
Would read.

Dragons can be birds you fucker.

Red head is Earth-/pol/ Tim Drake for those of you wondering

Man, do I dislike the current art in this book.

Hey, user. Goose are fucking nuts. Most mean animal I've had to take care of. Fucking gooses.

E3 Tim Drake.

I'm already expecting a shit ton of /probably gay) bat-porn springing from this.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseu!!

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Who says they don't?

I mean Drake is a pretty common name.

So he's a redhead?
Wew. I guess Jason's is a redhead there too.

That is a fucking terrible look.

But Tim is the greatest Robin, and it's not even close.

You can tell a cancerous batfag by his opinion on Tim. They always hate him.

Is he the one with the 99 dragons?

Being able to be a bat in this universe.

Geese are fucking spawns of Satan himself. I legit can't go to the park during the summer because the geese there are fucking batshit hostile against me.

>everyone who doesn't agree with me is cancer
wew

Last summer (a very hot one, must I say) they had to warm people here in some park because they went attacking pedestrians there without rhythm or reason.

Galatians 4:16.

I FUCKING HATE BENDIS

Red Robin can't be topped, at least in terms of costume. I never read the comics but damn was it a cool look.

>I never read the comics
It was the only decent run Tim has ever been into

Worth a read? I like the whole Daredevil-esque ninja stuff I hear about.

I'm all for dunking on Bendis/Tim, but why hasn't this been posted in the thread?
OP's is Earth 3, but this is what the costume is gonna look like.

"To that end, Drake appears to have a new outfit that ditches the more classic red and yellow color scheme for something a little more mature."
ign.com/articles/2019/09/11/robin-no-more-tim-drake-reveals-new-superhero-name?sf108746647=1

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>a little more mature
By what definition? That looks like a shittier version of the shitty armour that The Darkness wears.

Take it up with IGN, m8. That wasn't my take.