You get Kamala pregnant, what do you do now?

Last time he was happy was with Madylene...right? Because goddamn it, the writers just plain hated Scott being happy.

First I'm going to do some fist pumps.

I see you are a man of culture.

Make her my wife...after a lot of apologies to the family so I don't get decapitated.

Scott was treated like a villain several times, which is just bs.
Her mom’s still going to kill you.

That's every mother-in-law, man.

Don't think you'd be the one facing the enrichment of an honour killing

Gotta cover my bases, man.

Baptize her.

Get a decent paying job, and do everything in my power to support my new family.

From experience I'd say towel off, fart in the yard if I have to, then slip back into bed.

And then guard her jealously. Even building your own power armor in your spare time (assuming that you don't know she has a secret identity)

Rape her again and tell my friends i had a threesome

Based

>You get Kamala pregnant, what do you do now?

Ask her how my "infidel meat" tasted.

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Throw acid on her face for having pre-marital sex.

Call the police, because as a homosexual man, the only way that could be happen is if I was raped.

See how much more her womb can embiggen.

I'd thank her for helping get Trump elected and then tell her she can keep the kid.

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Wonder how flexible can she be...

Torn between abandoning her with my bastard and attempting to falcon punch it out of existence to prevent my blood from serving Islam.

Initiating

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Careful with that edge.

Go to jail, cuz she’s underage

Not in New Jersey and a shitload of other states

Schedule a baptism from the priest that married us

Marry her. Don't even need baptism either, same religion and all. Gotta check for different rulings and culture stuff though.

Remember DC's "Mother of Champions"? That's pretty much what Kamala's going to be like as she gets more and more addicted to being a broodmother.

Nice

I trust her. I'll build the armour to protect her when she needs me, but I know she won't willingly do anything to hurt me.

Is getting pregnant through the butt one of her powers

>Shapeshifts more wombs in other parts of her body so she can feel the miracle of life all over

It can be.

>Outbreed
By making... more of them?

The lewdest thing possible.
Hold her hand

>He thinks this will stop an Inhuman from being born.
At worse you will get a flatscan and at best you will get an Inhuman

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Convince her to leave New Jersey, move to some isolated Christian place, convert her to Christianity, breed a couple dozen more.

and before anyone says anything, yes I know Quicksilver is no longer a mutant. I'm just using this Son of M scan (a story made before the retcon) to show that you can still end up with an Inhuman kid even if a Mutant and an Inhuman breed.

Is this the lesbian muslim girl who suffers no consequences of that combo?

No, she’s just friends with that girl

The only lesbian is the white girl who cucked her boyfriend so bad that he turned supervillain.

Oh, please. They change the rules of those genetics constantly.

Kamala's nephew was already born with Inhuman powers, never once getting exposed to the mist.

Wait....

Is this...

>Oh, please. They change the rules of those genetics constantly.
>Kamala's nephew was already born with Inhuman powers, never once getting exposed to the mist.
To be fair that idea of an Inhuman getting powers without the need for the mist isn't 100% changing the rules. Black Bolt's son had powers before the mist and Karnak was also accused of the same thing in Marvel Graphic Novel issue #39.

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Have her transfer the mass to another Kamela. Problem solved.

>Kamala has an entire section of her personal flesh-dimension set aside for all the babies she gets knocked up with

FETUS DELETUS

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Kill her for being a whore

>Somewhere in the one multiverse there's one Kamala that's constantly pregnant and really, really confused as to why.

Fuck her some more.

Kek

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Boooooo!

Based Islambro

Wonder how I managed to impregnate a fictional character.

Based

Maybe you’re just a fantastic lover

>Kamala was mother mary this whole time
DEEPEST

The objectively best response.

Get a job, be a good husband....make sure she doesn't know my double life as a supervillain.

What kinda supervillain? Generic thug to pay the bills or rule over the world?

Rule the world type villain.

Rule the world type but pose as some guy working at a company. Explain the bruises from every hero fight as a client getting a bit too rough.

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Nope, not dealing with it, my pal Thanos will pick me up and we will hang out in space and watch some dumb movies.

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"How? We just met!"

Realize my mutant power is some form of teleportation based on what I’m jerking it to and then try to impregnate even more superheroines behind her back.

".....Uh...when did this happen? All I remember is I took a sip of coffee.."

Sounds like a plot to comedy, user.

I’d watch it

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Me too, user.

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