Would you like Wreck-it Ralph if the roles were reversed

Would you like Wreck-it Ralph if the roles were reversed

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This is Yea Forums they'll jump at any chance for /ss/, fucking pedos

My dick would

smol ralph looks just silly but I'd smash adult venllope or whatever her name was maybe as much as her loli version

Make them both adults so they can fuck without Vanellope dying. I have no faith in canon Vanellope to take Ralph's wrecker.

You mean a plot where Vanellope goes Turbo because she’s a NPC programmed to never end up in placing and crashes Ralph’s game to feel like a winner because he’s programmed to lose too?

Daily reminder that Wreck It Ralph 2 was Sour Bill's fan fiction, and Ralph and Vanellope are still friends and hang out.

I would lose my mind.

I bet Mini Ralph has a tripod.

haven't watched it, don't think I will

....I did a fanfic in my head once where Ralph was a racer and Vanellope was a demolisher.
She wanted to join the 'Wrecking crew' in the game by that name but she had a glitch that caused buildings she smashed to be instantly restored.

Definitely not, I prefer the size difference when it's big male, small female.

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I hate this, break the artist's hands

More used to Yea Forums lolicon?

He's Korean

Think for a moment. Are you sure?

Did I stutter?

Wait, I quoted the wrong person, meant for . On the other hand, the person I replied deserves it too.

Yes, very much. The porn would be almost as good.

I am What do you mean?

Someone who not afraid of the jannie post that one from this set. I'm traveling and don't have it on my phone and won't be home for 4 days.

I never saved the pic, so I can't do it.
What do you mean by what I mean? I'm saying petite girls with big men look great to me, not so much the opposite which is too cartoony and ridiculous to me.

Its not pedo its just an assertive older woman fetish

size play penlope or whatever her name is would make my peepee hard.

Wreck if Ralph 2 was Nothing more than Disney intellectual property masturbation.

>NPC is fed up with their life so they go to another world to pick on at orphan child that everyone else already hates
That’s just being mean

Ralph looks like Mario before he gets a mushroom.

Vanellope looks like I want her to sit on my face.

idk but im into it

Vex-it Vanellope?

Vag-it*
She solves all her problems with violent humping.

Vanellope is the villain of a Kart racer and escapes to a retro arcade game to learn about friendship and confidence?
I don't think it works as well.

Ralph however looks like the "unlikely hero" of multiple games.
Vanellope looks like a character from some trash Russian 3D sex game.

Probably not. John C Reily really made the first movie and I am not sure you could get me to buy a normal looking woman as the star of a very old arcade classic over not-Donkey Kong.
Plus it loses the loli factor.

Wreck it Ralph 2 would then be about a grown adult abandoning a friendless, unloved child to chase some puss, so at least then people would see Vanelope as being in the wrong.

It's Ok, then. I just didn't get what you were saying.

Well, I see I have something to look up later.

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>tfw you were in that thread

Yes, the gimmick of the cute little girl weaseling through stuff happening while the big dumb guy gets hit with everything is old. So is the sympathy shit writers do with little girl characters.

why are you so obssesed with farts?

So in this situation would the kid get hit with all the misfortune while the adult uses them as a bad luck shield, or would the adult still take the slapstick?

My point was that it'd reverse the situation, V would get hit with the slapstick. I'm not the autists that make a bunch of threads about female examples of slapstick, I just find this kind of setup the movie did annoying.