Would you a Cousin Bleh?

2nd one, might as well fuck a potato salad if you're going down on a vegetable.

Potato salads don't have massive tard milkers

also based

>Would you
Why do you people keep making these threads? You know the answer is always yes.

My natural assumption is that they are hoping for pics of the character.

Gentlemen, there is a genuine ethical dilemma being proposed here.

The conspicuous shortage of Bleh cheesecake?

the second one retard

I ship TimmyxBleh

But which cousin is superior?

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I'm on your side, fag.

I want to watch the uncut version of this show but I can't bring myself to spend money on it

No. I'm extremely superficial when it comes to the face.

You could have her leave the helmet on like Captain Hero does

I did and I didn't.

Fuck Sarah Silverman

GRANDMA'S GONNA SUE THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA

ur point

I'm sure there's some kind of situation where parents of mentally handicapped people help them get their v-card punched. Or at the very least autists like that hot girl that made videos spreading peanut butter on herself while she was wearing a bikini.

Too early! We haven't even gotten October Ghoul School threads yet!

Dated a girl who later got diagnosed with assburgers so I already have. It wasn't very good

Ok wtf?

Pedophiles will tell you the second one because they are pedophiles. Having sex with childern no mattter the mental age is never morally right. They still have the body of a child and the body of a child is not built for sex while the body of a 30 year old woman who is retarded is built for sex . Simple as that.

wow so you would take advantage of the mentally retarded?

Having sex with a mentally retarded person is not taking advantage. If she lets me have sex even if she is retarded i will fuck her and sort out the details later. I am not going to fuck a child.

There was a thread on /d/ a while back asking pretty much the same thing to which everyone was appalled by the idea of fucking a retard.

Let that sink in, the same board that's okay with jacking it to human excrement and abortions thought fucking a retard was going to far.

>He doesn't know

>tfw try to look up porn of retarded women but find nothing

most women are mentally retarded so whats the difference?

Nothing? I would have figured that search was casting too wide a net.

she played Hero like a fiddle.

First case will send you in jail for sure.

I don't know how to feel about fucking retards after reading your post

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Everyone deserves to get laid, even the ones mentally incapable of understanding what's going on.

Imma be honest user, both options would probably give you trouble in the long run.

Same here. Normally I would, but this being an innocent retard I would feel horribly bad.

I have never watched this show but she kinda looks adorable, what is she like?

>Too early! We haven't even gotten October Ghoul School threads yet!
>Gets reminded that a lot of people want a sequel to Ghoul School.
>Now get reminded the last two Scooby-Doo movies were horrible retcons.
GOD. GOD PLEASE STOP.

Now we have a weapon against them~

She's a retarded princess that's also hot.

Like actually retarded or just really dumb?

Completely and totally to the point that she can't even speak properly and it's impossible to tell what she's thinking.

>Fucking a 12 year old who's mentally 30
Nice try stealth pedo, but no such thing could exist no matter what excuses you tell yourself

In the episode it turned out she had made a bet with the other retards to fuck Captain Hero so really she was taking advantage of him and is smarter than she looks.

If she's mentally retarded she'd let you feed her dog shit.
We aren't talking the retards who are all there in the head, but have trouble expressing themselves. We're talking retards who are drooling chimps in human bodies.

I was old mentally since I was a kid. Even my granddad thought I had an old soul because I was so calm and liked to sit with him and watch 20/20.
Not saying it's right to fuck kids, fucking dogs is less abominable, but some kids do have advanced mental ages.

I'm reminded of a fun thread.

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Never seen this show but just how retarded is she?

Have you tried your mom's name?

I've known a few kids who were mentally 30 and all of them were on hard drugs by their twenties.

>Always wears a football helmet, drools, can't look anyone in the eye and speaks almost exclusively in blurbs derived from critical reviews of the film I Am Sam.
>has to wear a football helmet to protect her head, her eyes point in different directions (Strabismus), and she possesses a severe overbite (Malocclusion). Her arms are held in a way which suggest cerebral palsy, and she has Polydactyly, so she has to wear corrective shoes
>makes a harsh donkey-like braying sound when excited or distressed
>sleeps in a pet carrier

I'm gonna say very.

>you will never be in this threads again.

OP was trying so hard to say otherwise.

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"I Am Sam is a well-written, exceptionally well-acted tearjerker", raves Adam Nayman of Eye Weekly

wh-who is this?

That's why so many here have no gf

Did anyone ever see I Am Sam

>On one level, I Am Sam is a crock, but on another, more vital one, it's very, very sweet.

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There was a thread about a guy wanting to do a story about a grown man having to deal with some precocious 12 year old girl or something and in their OP post they denied that they were meaning to be sexual and meant it as some kind of healing comic about a shut in opening up thanks to a young girl that won't leave him alone. Nobody believe them and the continued to deny it until a drawfag came in and started taunting them with the drawings.

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But every anti-pedo argument I've seen (and every anti-bestiality argument for that matter) always comes down to consent. You're taking consent out of the equation. Your stance is more akin to arguing the morality of sodomy.

Mental precociousness is an observed phenomenon so this level potentially isn't outside the realm of possibility. We're talking hypotheticals here though so the old "they don't exist" is a cop-out.

I refuse to believe that I've sank lower than /d/, I fucking refuse.

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I remember that thread, everything he wanted to happen in the story was so fetishistic that it was obvious that he was getting a hard on to it.

>the body of a child is not built for sex
Incorrect, society tells us from a young age not to play with ourselves when it's extremely natural
Did you really think circumcision is practiced than for any legitimate reason other than stopping 3 year old boys from masturbating?
Sex organs are filled with pleasurable nerve endings, no matter what the age

Stop confusing moralism with biology

Technically, neither one was a retcon. The first just ended with Velma being arbitrarily skeptical and the second didn't undo the first movie, but had its own twist be non-supernatural.

For some reason, the studio currently has a huge boner for no supernatural stuff, and the writers have to try and negotiate their way around it by being open-ended.

10/10 bait.

>We're talking retards who are drooling chimps in human bodies.
Then I will take care of her and fuck her. I going to fuck a child. If anything she will think I was playing a game with her.

well yeah, obviously. But would you an Octopussoir?

I don't understand how you'd think any of that would make it better.

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Anyone who would is more amoral than Michael Bluth

Still it felt like a violation of mine and a lot of people's childhoods.

Only if she says no.

Yeah I can’t do that

Sure.

Might even marry her. Too dumb to cheat on me.

They only said no because she lacks a dick.

If a child is advanced mentally the least you can do is wait until they're 18, man.

Who cares? Scooby Doo is the last series you should expect a consistent "canon" from.

Pretty sure retards just figure out cunny time in their own weird way.

I'd imagine it'd be the same as getting hooked on something like smoking. It hurts a lot at first because you're not used to it but then you start to really enjoy it and will likely want more despite not knowing why you do. Now I'm just thinking that a hot retarded girl would become addicted to sex. After you take her virginity she starts trying to take your pants off whenever she sees you.

Did you reply to me by mistake? I didn't say it was ok to fuck kids. I specifically said the opposite of that.

What about Flexible Girl?

Isn't she Jewish?

Retards do genuinely have poor judgement skills like children, but unlike most children they also have sex drives and generally don’t suffer trauma from participating in sexual acts. If sound minded people won’t fuck them, they’ll often wind up fucking each other anyway, since most of them belong to communities where they can meet other horny retards.

I would yes.

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Would you teach Ellie how to masturbate?

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On today's episode of Anons Who Owned Themselves:

Isn't the latter the reason that touching kids is wrong in the first place?

Seems like she's already got the hang of it