Once upon a time, the gem Homeworld was ruled by Diamonds. White, Yellow, Blue, and the littlest Diamond, Pink.
Once upon a time, the gem Homeworld was ruled by Diamonds. White, Yellow, Blue, and the littlest Diamond, Pink
Wyatt Ramirez
Colton Cruz
While the other Diamonds conquered many worlds across the galaxy, Pink had only one - the planet Earth.
Jordan Taylor
and then the littlest one got fucked to death by Mankind's dick.
Ryan Lopez
AND THEN CHOWDER APPEARED!
Matthew Hall
One day, Pink fled the comforts of Homeworld. On Earth, she made a new home, new friends...
Austin Carter
ENTER CHADREN
Aaron Edwards
And finally, new life, giving up her form to bequeath her gem to her half-human son.
Aaron Gutierrez
Without Pink, gemkind entered an era of despair. But when Steven Universe learned of his heritage, he reunited with his fellow Diamonds and championed an new era of peace and freedom across the furthest reaches of space.
Justin Clark
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
Bentley Roberts
Heh, like that's ever gonna happen.
Elijah Roberts
What a load of -
*FLUSH*
Luke Garcia
AH
Landon Jenkins
And then Superman showed up and saved the day.
Jason Stewart
put me in the screencap
Alexander Gonzalez
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
Jack Anderson
this is canon.
Ayden Smith
HYBRID SON OF A DIAMOND
HUMAN SON OF A ROSEEEEEEEE
Luke Sullivan
Incredibly based
Owen Roberts
Then a coombrain coomed on the diamonds
Hnngh... diamonds make me coom...
Mason Murphy
NICE!!!!
Isaac Green
>a gem that loves and GROWS
Cameron Ortiz
Full honesty, i'm a little sad he didn't have stevens hair
Hunter Garcia
honestly surprised it took a week to get here.
Lincoln Butler
Not gonna lie, that part had me hyped
Nicholas Sullivan
Isaac Moore
B-B-B-B-BAAASED
Gavin Cooper
Amazingly based
Incredible cringe beyond redemption
Adam Reyes
Owen King
Fuck
You got me
Jaxson Richardson
Damn, you got me.
Dominic Carter
It's a buddha stroy
Austin Hernandez
They would have been fine if they hadn't been such god damned heretics
Landon Lopez
Liam Flores
Almost shat myself from laughter my dude.
Brody Roberts
This has been a video on Tumblr for a while
Nolan Powell
Amazing.
Blake Peterson
Jeremiah Parker
You made a good thread.
Lucas Powell
How could one show get dunked on so hard
Henry Baker
Goddammit