If you ship Greg and Pearl I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a strong queer woman and you cishets just have to try and steal her. I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.
I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
>I honestly never really gave a shit about MG. Not sure why others did. of course you don't understand, she wasn't designed for het-men
Jason Morris
I’ll have you know I sucked a man’s dick once for a sandwich.
Parker Jackson
not a human ergo not woman or queer just a weird alien silicoid you jerk off to because it's human shaped you're basically jacking off to a hummel figurine and insisting it's a queer woman
After Zuke was fired and the barn was destroyed, Mystery Girl tripped down a flight of stairs and died from head trauma.
Leo Hernandez
Finally found that cure for the gay, huh?
Took long enough.
Jayden Phillips
The only romantic interest she's ever shown is with Rose and some punk girl who looks a lot like Rose. I don't think "strong queer woman" is what I'd call her.
that's bullshit and you know it. pearl has never expressed a romantic interest in Greg, you cishets just deliberately misinterpret scenes that are meant to be platonic.
there's nothing romantic about Greg teaching her to play the guitar
Wyatt Flores
lusting after a lookalike of your dead crush isn't a good look for lesbians either.
Xavier Johnson
if you get to turn Jesus Christ and Thomas Jefferson into black men then we get to turn Pearl straight y'all wanted equality and equality you're gonna get
Justin Adams
It almost sounds like pearl frantically trying to deny her obvious feelings for greg. You should write a fanfic, OP
Daniel Collins
When Steven went inside Pearl's head there were a bunch of random phone numbers there. She either doesn't know what to do with them or she's just playing the field and isn't ready for the next step
>I-It's not like I care for you! >I... I just want you to be around for Steven! >That's the only reason I'm cooking for you, understand? With the nutrients you normally consume, you'd be dead before Steven is 20! >I am in no way trying to replicate domestic partnership- how dare you suggest such a despicable thing! >Now, come to bed. I-I have to keep watch while you sleep. >Yes, this is necessary! >Yes, I have to hold you! >...Yes... Y-You can have a kiss goodnight...
This. Greg, Pearl and Steven is a great family unit.
Blake Scott
What kind of pathetic loser talk is that? Everything's meant for me. And it's meant for you too. You're just too pathologically tribalistic to realize.
Joseph Fisher
pearl's social life just isn't part of steven's story
Luis Morgan
sadly this. the show would be so much better if they showed more human/gem relationship stuff.
Benjamin Perez
I wish I wasn't an incel :(
William Hall
It'd be interesting if now that Steven's grown up and a little more mature and able to see things from a different perspectives that we could abandon the religious adherence to "from Steven's perspective" rule of the show. But I doubt it.
Isaiah Sanchez
The show was ruined because it ALWAYS has to be from Steven's perspective
Lincoln Campbell
Rebecca did say to expect a different show so I wouldn’t put it outside the realm of possibility.
Daniel Gonzalez
It really wasn't. The story is about Steven first and foremost and the only character that suffered from the forced POV was Lapis and her decision to come back to Earth. That's literally it. Anything else is nitpicking.
Ian Thompson
I wouldn't say ruined. There are a couple of spots where it stuck out like a sore thumb (Watermelon Island, for example, and that Lars in Space Episode too), but for the most part it put an appropriate amount of reins on the story. But now that the story's over, I wouldn't mind a little letting loose and seeing the peripherals going on.
Angel Evans
>oh fuck, they actually want to read it Lemmie dig through my old Fdn account and see if I can find this shit. I've written so much fanfiction of these two it genuinely concerns me
Carter Miller
I just might have believed you if not for the picture you posted. I'm not going to bump your thread, but I'll give you a (You) for the effort. Enjoy.
Charles Taylor
Yay
Jack Turner
If you don't like the fanfic, don't read it loser
Justin Evans
The mix of an anxious and uptight woman and a relaxed but still caring man is a match made in heaven
Hunter Barnes
Greg and Pearl would be so immensely healthy for each other. Pearl would help Greg get his act together: find a better job, move into an apartment, start eating better and exercising. Meanwhile, Greg would help Pearl through her anxiousness and issues with trust. He'd play her calm music and lend a genuine ear when she needed to vent, assure her that everything's going to be alright and that she's doing a wonderful job. If anyone's going to let speculative sexuality get in the way of that, y'all can't be helped
very likely. We all know Rose/Pink is a selfish jerk, so she would definitely get her man to fuck her right hand maiden, who obviously is horny for her.
Jeremiah Rivera
>find a better job, move into an apartment Why does Greg need either of those things?
Grayson Bennett
He’s a middle aged man living in a van.
Justin Wilson
he's a millionaire, he also already HAS a job
Jayden Bailey
So? That's what makes him happy
Caleb Cox
it can also give him carbon monoxide poisoning and lung disease
Grayson Sanders
its just two friends playing guitar together, as platonic as the Jam Buds song, don't make it dirty
>that filename you people are just....just disgusting!
Hunter Brown
>making pearl a whore Would completely ruin her as a character because it is so unfitting. I doubt sugar means it like that, she probably means that Pearl is talking to other humans, as evidenced by the numbers, but it clearly doesn't move past that.
The fact that they are such a good match for each other is a bit upsetting just because truthfully she is very good as a lesbian.
Colton Richardson
I mean in the unlikely case everyone's not just counter-trolling this is one of the most obvious trolls in a while.
I've noticed this is one "style" of trolling, obvious RPing, someone will post to /pol/ "When will you weak little white boy incels admit that le stronk black wimmin like me are superior and give me you tax monies um sweeties? If not I'm triggered and you are literally raping me!!!" then the thread will RP back.
In this case she's probably just dating around, might be women, men, and also "nonbinary" if that comes up, just whatever. Trying things out. Nothing wrong with that, that's actually traditional "normal" dating. Pearl is probably "pansexual" by human standards like Rebecca, you'd think most or all of the Gems would be if they managed to fall in love because they are not sexually reproducing creatures normally (Pink was an aberration, it's not clear how "it" happened and maybe only her being a Diamond allowed her to do something powerful and new like that).
Ryan Ramirez
>truthfully she is very good as a lesbian. What does that actually mean
Landon Barnes
I'll believe she's banging when I see her eat food on the show That's the secret sign Sugar
Literally the only good mind-fucking comic and only good steven universe porn comic at the same time.
Ayden Mitchell
t. cumbrain
Evan Peterson
God I miss Lullaby
Nicholas Hughes
>the same outfit >the same expression >Greg There is a 0% chance that it was a coincidence
Michael Wilson
Actually no, Pearl has the cumbrain by the end of it Is he not making stuff any more? Damn shame.
Gavin Diaz
This is bait, and I hate everyone for responding to it, including myself.
Ethan Price
>Not a woman >Not queer, since her species only has one gender >Strong? She's a slave to a being who had been dead for over a decade and may not have loved her at all
I know you're only trolling but it's a point.
Anthony Lee
your both wrong, Steven is true mother of the crystal gems.
Landon Cook
>drawn months before movie released >calls him Greg, not Umgreg Universe >remembers what's stored in her gem did he see production sketches but with no dialogue?
Xavier Bell
not >grab 4 pussy at once/grab a pussy 4 times at once
Adam Bell
>Jlullaby is dead and >shadman will never find better protégée than her
Cameron Anderson
Patreon mysteriously died on Jlullaby and now they're too busy trying to find a job and money to find a way to fix it/find a new way.
Carter Nguyen
>her?
Dominic Young
Well Sugar seems like the type to go look up porn of her own show, i wouldn’t be surprised if she’s taking ideas from it.
Daniel Rivera
The fact that this comic was made MONTHS before the movie came out and has basically the exact same scene is fucking disturbing.
Is Jullaby secretly working on SU?
Liam Ortiz
Kys
Christopher Gutierrez
That;s more probable than Sugar taking the idea from her.
Julian Scott
>are you too fucking stupid to see that, or to see how shippng a queer-coded character with a cishet man is problematic? >Fucking SU ships >problematic The only thing problematic about this shit is how much you care about pointless ships.
Jackson Cox
i know this is bait.
but gems can't be queer for each other they are all female so for a gem to love another female gem is the norm but for a gem to love a human or a man now that is queer in the eyes of gem society
David Edwards
zone animated some scenes for ok ko, it's not impossible for a porn artist to be working on the show.
Landon Sanchez
sauce pls?
Carter Stewart
Greg and Pearl need a proper duet
Lincoln Brown
dont forget that hetero fusion were considered a big no-no
Jordan Ross
Based
Jeremiah Brown
I never noticed how much Pearl looks like Tack in this shot. I wonder if it was an intentional reference from the boarder...
Yeah, that's what I said feels like I have an aberrant time travel child with the movie
Grayson Bennett
Read it in Pearl's voice. Had a good time.
Charles Walker
I would just like to say, on behalf of Yea Forums and /aco/...
Thank you.
Jaxson Miller
Oh god. Pearl is going to transition into a man isn't she.
Sebastian Harris
Got any Steven universe to post?
Henry Cooper
>Moralist and queer shippers sperg over murdercock >Crewniverse likes, laughs, & fully acknowledges it
Easton Bailey
>Sometimes you need that special user to remind you you're such a faggot
Ftfy
Robert Bell
Haha thanks user
William Nguyen
It's a pleasure; At your cervix
Nothing new I'm afraid. Stuck working a Real People Job for at least another month, little time to draw anything outside of commissions. Gonna do some sfw Ponnie soon, though. Hopefully.
I'm not gonna shamessly dump old art either I only do that when my social media accounts get deleted for posting lolis Identity-posting is too attention-whory for me anyway.
Pearl needs dick so bad you can hear it in every line she has in the show.
Joshua Kelly
>We finally get a strong queer woman That's what Ruby and Sapphire are for.
Pearl is for the murder cock to strike again.
Charles Russell
Cry some more, Tranny dyke
Carson Thomas
>shipping queer characters into straight relationships is problematic >hordes of ships featuring cishet characters in queer relationships for every conceivable piece of fiction
Seriously, stop with the double standards if you ever hope to achieve true equality.
Jaxson Wilson
Second
Carter Smith
Based
Jose Sanders
Pearl NOOOO
Nathaniel Howard
Ruby is for riding
Jason Lee
>two dicks user, we know Wesley Snipes has three dicks, and wesley snipes is no Steg. We're talking at least four.
Is that the show where Orgasm causes women to become weapons.
Brody Reyes
I think so
Elijah Bailey
It's better than that
>Crush never reciprocates affections, has multiple flings, gets in serious relationship, has a kid and dies >Become your crushes spouse's best friend, become a better mother several times over to the kid, and seduce said spouse
Maximum power play.
Angel Robinson
Is there a version of this without Greg.
Nathan Ward
>If you ship Greg and Pearl I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. DogCouch
Justin Butler
Literally built to be bred
Kevin Roberts
>not shipping her with Steven
Michael Perez
her? na, jlulaby was a women hating homo man.
Thomas Brown
Yes but they want to stop the fighting
Sebastian Thompson
greg also likes them big. Pearl's not big.
Daniel Barnes
>If you ship ____________ and ____________ I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a ____________ and you ____________ just have to try and steal ____________ . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.
>I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
Holy shit, Pearl straight up replaced Rose with a lookalike. Isn't that kind of insulting to the new girl.
Levi Harris
Honest question, why are people saying that sugar ships Pearl with Greg?
Aaron Sullivan
Where can I see more of Gara's Art?
Aiden Cruz
Pixiv
Lucas Brown
Holy fuck, is Pearl actually the chad here?
William Richardson
Improved. >If you ship ____________ and ____________ I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a (description) (description) _____ and you ____________ just have to try and steal ____________ . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.
>I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
Jace Watson
Trying to find Gara's art is so weird. It feels like there's a lot of it he just doesn't post.
Carter Howard
Be still, my heart-boner.
Kevin Martinez
Greg/pearl shippers are like wile e coyote after walking off a cliff and now you're just waiting to see how long it takes for him to look down and notice. Like any second they'll look down and realize they made greg peral's owner turning any romantic concept between them as toxic as rose/pearl, or maybe finally understand how fucked over ganet and amethyst would be story wise if they literally made pearl steven's literal step mother.
>tfw you friendzone your beta orbiter so hard she adopts your child and marries your boyfriend after you die out of spite
Jose Brooks
Pearl was always Steven's mommy. Amethyst and Garnet were never even close
Andrew Butler
>made greg pearl's owner Please stop kinkshaming her, user. Let her live her life with her daddy.
Ayden Nelson
It would be better if it turned out Pink was still alive and waltzed back in to find her ex-husband and ex-orbiter as the loving supportive parent of her son who hates her
Nicholas Thompson
>once a week, every Sunday, she met him at the upscale house he rented for just such an occasion. >It was always Sunday. A full five days in the brisky coastal autumn would give time for bruises, scratches, and teeth marks to heal under long clothing before weekend festivities warranted relatively revealing clothing. >She would arrive, as instructed, at 7:30 on the dot. Any earlier, and he would be in the middle of his solitary guitar practice. This would mean punishment. Any later, and she would keep him wating. This would mean incredibly strict punishment. >So, at 7:30, Pearl stood at the ornate wooden door to Greg's "home away from home." >A black velvet dress was all that seperated her from his firm, calloused hands. >Her own set toyed anxiously at the collar clicked firmly around her neck, its teardrop-shaped pendant bearing the initials MC. >It had been exactly ninety-two seconds since she had knocked. Had she misbehaved? Was her punishment to stand in this fervent cold for as long as he felt necessary? >She would endure it, of course; happily so. She deserved it, after all. She would prove to her master that she was well-behaved; the best behaved, in fact. >She would drop to her knees and beg his forgiveness. No, she would nuzzle his lap like a stray, plead with her eyes, and- >The door swung open. >There before her, his tie undone, his sleeves rolled up lazily, and his eyes already panning her body lazily, stood the source of her trepidation and desire. >"A minute late. Not bad." His words struck like shots of adrenaline: painful and invigorating at once. "Still gonna have to sort you out, I'm afraid." >Her submissive voice held a week's worth of pent-up, burning need. Though her words were simple, her tone spoke volumes. >"Yes sir, mister Murdercock. I must be brought in line." >"Glad you agree. Come." >He clicked his tongue as if beckoning a dog and led the fidgiting gem into the candle lit abode. >Another evening of service ensued.
strange. 'playing the field' where i come from, while it can include exploring one's sexuality, is more so used in concern to personal growth and doing things like what people sometimes say is on there bucket list. is this making sense im not sure if my english is good enough to understand
Isaac Wood
this. someone. anyone.
Oliver Morgan
If you ship Zuko and Katara, I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a brother-sister love and you normalfags just have to try and steal them . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.
I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
>cucking a woman so hard her son thinks you're his mom
Noah Lee
we adults all know perfectly well that the producers, writers and voice actors thought of it, put in little hints, and just decided not to go with it so as to not make the little lesbians cry
Henry Scott
To be fair, she’s always been pretty motherly to Steven
Bentley Peterson
rose was her OC all along
Chase Watson
pearl is steven's mommy in his dreams
Eli Watson
Does he got an oedipus thing going on?
Isaac Powell
>dates a girl who very easily decides to become his slave knight after ten minutes of fencing class
yes, no, maybe, i don't know
Logan Thomas
where's that one greentext of all the gems reacting to greg fucking dying or something I just remembered it reading this thread
>We finally get a strong queer woman If you really loved her, you wouldn't call her the worst slur for her kind.
Aiden Reed
Except 555 is a fake number used in movies and cartoons.
Also, Chaaps girl is similar to the Utz mascot, a popular chip brand in Maryland.
Julian Bennett
Cute
Hunter Perez
It's not ntr if the guy getting cucked is a shota
Ian Rodriguez
>some kid who doesn't appear for 100+ pages >miniature dick >not even in a relationship with any of the women As much NTR as Dragon Ball is a romance show
probably not, the point of (and Amethysts earlier teasing about Pearl not using her phone) is that she wasn't serious about another relationship at that time (which makes perfect sense). and the two further years since the last episode is NOTHING to gems.
she's definitely built up her relationship with greg into an actual friendship, and there's always been a latent/repressed physical attraction, which as of might not be repressed any more.
Andrew Torres
>tfw no AU where Rose is alive and Pearl is the Universe Family Fucktoy
>tfw you will never see a family friendly representation of a dom/dom/sub relationship in SU >tfw you will never see pearl subtly obeying Rose while both she and pearl overtly obey Greg without overt reason >tfw all the missed implied dynamics and power plays between the three going right over the heads of people outside the bdsm community It would have been the ultimate in brownie points for sugar and I wouldn't even be mad.
Brandon Thomas
cough
Lincoln Moore
what the fuck is this coded shit? I thought you could be free to have any kind of sexuality or something?
I feel like rose loved greg as a person even more than she loved him as a partner. Part of that is accepting that they have to seek their own happiness when you're, for whatever reason, no longer around. Really, I think Rose would have been mortified to know that Greg hadn't seen anyone since her passing. The only person on the show that I personally see showing the same sort of attraction and affection towards Greg, overt or not, is Pearl.
Leo Price
Right?
Andrew Jackson
kek
Henry Long
but she's canonically gay. It doesn't matter what internet people do, they could ship her with entire the cast of Crying Breakfast Friends, she's still a big ol' dyke for giant pink haired women.
It's been posted here before and is a Yea Forums RP Thread copypasta from Yea Forums playing "Tumblr users" and RPing both "Tumblr users" and "Yea Forums users mad at Tumblr users" back and forth in RP threads. So yes it's another copypasta.
Jeremiah Anderson
I too oppose GregxPearl, but only because it would ruin the far superior GregxAmethyst ship.
Jaxon Cruz
user it's an RPer. I hate to break it to you but no one on Yea Forums ever uses "cishet" unironically even on the fag board. That's how obvious the troll bait and RP shit here is now.
Brayden Campbell
>Pearl strong LOLOLOLOL She's a fucked up selfish cunt Also >Lonely lesbian >Not getting into a relationship with the first nice guy who makes her feel good >Not getting absolutely SMASHED in a quasirapey way by the first well hung Chad/Jamal who reminds her of the times she furiously shilicks or imagines getting raped to get off fast while having bad sex with a terrible one night stand.
Luis Barnes
Tell that to the loser cunts who keep bitching about canon lesbians not getting any play or attention from men after they are confirmed lesbian. Shit, they even go so far as to get pissed at and insult men for not wanting to plow their 2D lesbian heroines/shlickables. It's fucking weird.
Landon Mitchell
You'd maybe wrench out of Pearl that because Rose loved Greg and Greg is Steven's father she'll claim to have an "obligation" to look out for his well being but she actually cares for him on some level even if it's platonic or otherwise.
Grayson Bell
>I-I don’t like you! I’m just marrying you! It’s important for Steven to have a stable home environment, don’t get any ideas!
Jaxson Smith
>far superior >entire episode dedicated to how they bring out the worst of each other
Noah Brown
Pearl is going to get that fat daddy dick and you are going to like it.
I ship every gem with each other, every gem with Steven, every gem with Connie, every gem with Greg, and depending on the mood I'm in Greg with Connie.
Basically everybody fucks each other nonstop after young Greg taught the gems about sex, and they went on to teach Steven and Connie at way too young of an age
fukking kek. Do it Rebecca. I'll buy all the SU merchandise if you do. Hear me CN? This shit would beat anything else you could do with this show at this point
Pearl is a sexually frustrated woman who has to put up with raising her unrequited love's screwed up Caliban, has no friends but a bully and a weird autist, is stuck in Beach City save for the occasional trip to Homeworld, and the closest thing to a hobby she has is annoying the townies. She's got issues.
Carter Mitchell
I just read that Greg almost fucking swears in the movie, someone confirm this for me
>Greg is the first character in the series to even get that close to swearing on screen >After all the "let Pearl say FUCK!!!!" memes fuck me that's great
Aiden Young
>everyone taking this obvious fucking bait well played user
Ryder Williams
Pearl was a friendless incel until she got laid at the rock show Amethyst took her to. She can do better than some 40 year old balding man.
Jonathan Williams
Don't worry lads, I've got this one, I speak Social Justice.
>Excuse me but check your privileged, Rebecca Sugar is a proud, non-binary bisexual woman and you're attempting to erase her personal lived experience which she chooses to represent through the character of Pearl. Your bigotry is showing if you don't believe a woman can be both Queen and Bisexual depending on how they're feeling that day, sexuality is a spectrum, not a switch. You're seriously harming the LGBTQA+ community with your divisive concern trolling and toxic behavious.
>Also, you're invading someone elses safe space sweety, I can't even imagine how many bisexuals are on this board that you've just harmed with your ignorance.
Right, if that doesn't get them to fuck off then we know it's just a troll and they didn't bother to even take the basic Duolingo on Social Justice before posting this shit.
>Right, if that doesn't get them to fuck off then we know it's just a troll It's just a troll copypasta/b8 from here. Get ready to see it 5,000 times more on Yea Forums. Real tumblr-tier SJWs just don't come to Yea Forums in normal circumstances. If these pastas aren't troll-written their tumblr pastas reposted here for b8 purposes. I mean no shit.