The Dark Crystal

DEET IS NEAT!

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I want to yeet Deet down the street, preferably into oncoming traffic.

this poor mystic probably didn't see that coming.
haha get it?

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Make hand dick and it's accurate

Cringe and bluepilled

Do gelflings canonically like headpats?

Yes

And then he burned to death.

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>"She was not conscious of degradation in her punishment; she had been bidden to bow her head and endure the lash from the earliest years she could remember. According to the only creed she knew, silence and fortitude and strength were the greatest of all the virtues. She stood now in the cross-lights among the lilies as she had stood when a little child, erect, unquailing, and ready to suffer, insensible of humiliation because unconscious of sin, and because so tutored by severity and exposure that she had as yet none of the shy shame and the fugitive shrinking of her sex. She had only the boldness to bear, the courage to be silent, which she had had when she had stood among the same tall lilies, in the same summer radiance, in the years of her helpless infancy. She uncovered herself to the lash as a brave hound crouches to it; not from inborn cowardice, but simply from the habit of obedience and of endurance. He had ever used her as the Greeks the Helots; Skeksis always beat her when she was in fault to teach her to be faultless, and when without offense beat her to remind her that she was the offspring of humiliation and a slave. They took, as they have taken in an earlier time, a thick rope which lay coiled upon the turf ready for the binding of some straying boughs; and struck her with it, slowly. The arm had lost somewhat of its strength, and the power was unequal to their will. Still rage for the loss of his copper pieces and the sense that she had discovered the fraudulent intention of his small knavery lent force to his feebleness; as the scourge whistled through the air and descended on her shoulders it left bruised swollen marks to stamp its passage, and curling, adder-like, bit and drew blood."

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Koreans leave

For the guy who wanted this one last thread

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Spent whole season thinking it was same character and was confused in ep 10. Good job user.

Imagine how nice it must've felt when Brea hugged the Scroll Keeper

>There was no welcome for her: she went out into the air, thinking the woods, even at midwinter, could not be so lonesome as was that cheerless house.The sun was shining through a rift in the stormy clouds, and the white roofs, and the ice-crusted waters, and the frosted trees were glittering in its light. She wondered where the fizzgig was who never had failed to greet her,—a yard farther on she saw him. He was stretched stiff and lifeless beside the old barrel that had served him as a kennel; his master had begrudged him the little straw needful to keep him from the hurricanes of those bitter nights; and he had perished quietly without a moan, like a sentinel slain at his post—frozen to death in his old age after a life of faithfulness repaid with blows. She stood by him awhile with dry eyes, but with an aching heart. He had loved her, and she had loved him; many a time she had risked a stroke of the lash to save it from his body; many a time she had sobbed herself to sleep, in her earlier years, with her arms curled round him, as round her only friend and only comrade in bondage and in misery. She stooped down, and kissed him softly on his broad grizzled forehead, lifted his corpse into a place of shelter, and covered it tenderly, so that he should not be left to the crows and the kites, until she should be able to make his grave in those orchards which he had loved so well to wander in, and in which he and she had spent all their brief hours of summer liberty and leisure. She shuddered as she looked her last on him; and filled in the snow above his tomb, under the old twisted pear-tree, beneath which he and she had so often sat together in the long grasses, consoling one another for scant fare and cruel blows by the exquisite sympathy which can exist betwixt the fizzgig and the gelfling when the two are alone, and love and trust each other only out of all the world.

This prose is way too qualified for a torture fanfic. Does Yea Forums also browse these threads?

I'm pretty sure it's from some other work just altered a bit to have Dark Crystal woven in

For brea or for skekOk

What the hell is this

Abusefaggots force their way into threads with wanton disregard for actual discussion, posting the same shitty pasta and art every thread. It should be a bannable offense tbqh.

Reminder that the Heretic and Wanderer will never be unified.

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What's wrong with abuse stuff? It hurts no one except Deet of course

It's cringy to read.

Both

SkekOk probably hasn't been hugged ever

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>It's cringy to read.
Well, to be fair, Edgy Muppets of Uncanny Valley was pretty cringy to watch, so ...

How is it cringy? Do you not like puppets?

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Jesus, abusefags are beyond predictable
>show has innocent character
>spam entire threads with cringe abuse porn and pasta of said character instead of just taking it to /aco/ or something
>ruin discussion
>"haha it's all just fun guys y so mad :))"
>repeat ad nauseam
And it's just gotten worse and worse lately

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Leave this place

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You faggots ruined the Tangled threads

If you don't watch the show and only come to spam abusefaggotry fuck off no one likes you

Why are you here then?

what I dont get is that abusefags are going to get *exactly* what they want next season with Deet slowly poisoning everything around her and watching the natural world she loves crumble into ash so why even bother writing their own stuff???
Plus she almost gets vored multiple times during the series. Just fap to that you shitters.

Don't even remind me, it hurts too much. A mere few months ago everyone was hyped out of their minds for the remotest bit of S3 info on one of the comfiest shows to come out in recent memory. Now those threads are an absolute ghost town because abusefags drove away any and all actual discussion with their godawful spam. I'm pretty sure they ban evade too because it just kept on fucking going ALL THE TIME.
Left unchecked, they WILL kill threads whenever the fuck they want.
Don't let it happen here. We don't need another fantastic show lost to their absolute and complete faggotry.

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>abusefags are going to get *exactly* what they want next season with Deet
Not at all. What we want is less dignifying, literal abuse like Skeksis chaining down Deet and using her as a servant/slave, not some greek tragedy stuff.

fuck off. abuseposting isn't worse than skekposting. both are equally awful.

>not some greek tragedy stuff
The drama happens off-stage in greek tragedy.

Oh good God, you're right. I didn't think about skekTek's counterpart. Man, being a Mystic must be such fucking hell with all the shit that Skeksis get up to and put you through without warning.

>Deet
That's not how you spell Seladon

So, how much did Netflix ruin Henson's world with their #WOKE SJW pandering garbage?

Skekfags are the actual cancer of these threads, not abusefags.

>One of the Mystics just fucking explodes out of nowhere

What’s skekposting?

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t. Abusefag

It's just shitty roleplaying and skeksis smut.
I'm not an abusefag, bu it's better than to see HMMMMMMMMMM shitposting.

Do you mean the HMMMM posting or something else?

Or will they be whole again in the afterlife? Only Archer knows for sure.

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You'll learn soon enough

Another one I cooked up
Why the fuck is Deet so hard to draw

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>not an abusefag
>better to see than an on-topic meme
Fuck off abusefag

This, roleplaying and skekposting is the problem. I don't think abuse even became a problem until RPfags started making an issue for it. Just because the vast majority of people who post abuse actually create oc.

Why is it backwards?

Some people in this thread unironically love to sexualize necro monkey/vulture hybrid aliens. Thank to skekposting, these threads have become borderline /d/ material.

Lmao
And you drew her great, I'd just change up the eyes a little.

It's pathetic and you should probably be in therapy instead of shitposting on Yea Forums

Nipponese mango

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>caring about some puppet
I didn't know Yea Forums was also in these threads. It's usually your kind who confuses reality with fiction.

Good one.

So you've just more or less admitted that you don't care for the show then and just want to post abuse.

>People are arguing who's fetish is worse

>abusefags trying to shift blame to based HMMMMMMMM posters

Pathetic. Post Deets.

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All this bitchin is worse than the shit they're bitchin about

I only like this show because there's gelfling abuse in it. That's the same reason why I also liked the movie. Some watch for the porn, some for plot, and I watch it for the abuse.

Fresh from the MS Paint ovens.

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>abuse spam is ok because it's oc guise
People horny for some lizards is absolutely annoying but literally nothing new
Abusefaggotry is a recent plague
You literally pulled the EXACT same fucking bullshit in Tangled threads spamming shit to make it seem like everyone loves your faggotry when it was no doubt just one person spamming.
Fuck off.

But even the show has more than average abuse.

>You literally pulled the EXACT same fucking bullshit in Tangled threads
I dont even watch Tangled and amaze at the same time as how can aynone watch that borefest. You must be confusing with someone else.

which skeksis has the strongest belief in states rights?

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It's not abusefaggotry when the show itself has sufficient abuse in it. It becomes abuseposting when it's forced. Go cry somewhere else faggot.

I think it is pretty clear that abuse has majority community support.

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Yup, it's abusefag.

Please seek help.

All except the Heretic, since the Skeksis are the state.

Why don't you watch Strawberry Shortcake user? I'm sure the audience you want is there.

I think you are psychotic. Nobody knows what your talking about.

it's nice that even though they're not together, they're still together

crackhead lizard and pothead lizard, living in peace tripping balls in the desert

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Have sex, with each other

Stop ruining the thread. We're perfectly entitled to post in this thread.

Obviously skekSil. He was all about loosening the leash to let the gelfling have more freedom so they would be more easily placated.

Look how many replies you got. You and your RP lot are the minority here.

ABUSEFAG FUCK OFF

Go away you nutcase.

>this is what RPfags believe

Shoo shoo.

It's funny how you bitch about abuse when the show is basically torture porn on some occassions.

Leave us alone.

>Skeksis posters vs Gelfling abuse posters
Shouldn't they be the same people?.
youtu.be/kcHxd2s2PaI

Insane.

It's complicated, okay?

i wonder what she smells like?i like to think she smells like wet earth,like fertile soil,i love that smell

Thought they were going to strip her naked for a second there. Like they did with Chamberlain in the movie.

>i wonder what she smells like?
Salty dirt and wing ointment.

haha

Fuck
Kill
Marry
Go.

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>majority community support.
>on an anonymous online Chinese book binding forum
It's like you think everyone is as retarded as you are

Fuck Deet
Marry Deet
Kill no one

That's not how the game works

Too bad

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Kill Rian because I hate his stupid face and how fucking boring he is all the time.
Marry Deet because she is pure and in need of the most protection and care.
Fuck Brea because maybe I can get her sisters to join in on it.

I mean... that's not a very hard one. Fuck Brea, marry Deet, kill Rian. Zero hard decisions to be made.

This is how you do it filthy skekposter

>literally fucking NO ONE complained about skekposting until this very thread
I WONDER WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE BEHIND THESE POSTS

>Salty dirt
i have no idea what smell is that

But you know the smell of grottan wing ointment?

I need pictures! Pictures of Deet in oversized sweaters!

Why wouldn't they? They are canonically shown to enjoy other sorts of affection, such as hugging. Lots of characters hug. Hell, Jen and Kira slept cuddling on the first night they knew each other. They are sweet and innocent creatures by nature.
Deet would probably love headpats.

Here I made a better one

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me too

>NOOOOOOO SKEKPOSTING IS KILLING THE THREADS YOU NEED TO STOP FILTHY Yea Forums IMMIGRANTS PLEASE YOU CAN'T KEEP BEING BASED YOU CAN'T KEEP SKEKPOSTING PLEASE STOP

Ahhh... No!

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Fuck skekSo
Marry skekMal
Kill skekSil

i assume it smells like the muscle oinment i use to use when i hurt myself,it smelled very strongly to mint

In the movie he just kind of explodes and the other mystics don't really react. It's hilariously morbid.

Salt some dirt and take a whiff.

Kek. Why did they decide to make the Emperor look baked out of his mind in this?

I do I get a Skeks GF?...

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They're probably used to it by that point, honestly. They all must have resigned themselves to the idea that the skeksis are just going to randomly die and there's nothing they can do about it.

Absolutely based
It's had its roots in Dark Crystal threads before the series even came out, skekposting is wonderful. And is nothing... NOTHING cringe spammers can do.

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The only right answer. SkekSo is too unhinged for a long-term relationship, but he might be good for a quick crazy-fuck. SkekMal will be a dedicated partner as long as you can take care of shit at home for him to visit between hunts, and he'd be good protection against skekSo if his crazy ass tried to booty call you again in the middle of the night. SkekSil simply can't be trusted and it's better for everyone to take him out of the picture.

Show me an image where a Skesis doesn't look baked.

Quick someone post the simpsons do it for her image of Deet !

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Already gave it to ya in the other thread but here ya go

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kek thanks !!

Surprisingly little.
One of the MCs had 2 dads, but that was pretty much it. I was pleasantly surprised at how little politics was shoehorned into it.
The Gelfling clans are matriarchal, but that was established in the novels way back, so it never struck me as forced woke shit, just interesting world building.
The actresses in the making-of documentary praised all the the "muh strong feminist heroins" and all that, but honestly I couldn't see what they were talking about. The female leads were simply well written.

>Why the fuck is Deet so hard to draw
don't make her eyes completely black.deet has a thin golden iris visible most of the time, and even a bit of sclera (the white part) also always add reflection and hilights in the eye.especially with eyes this big. it make theme much more alive and it shows that they're eyes and not some empty black holes.
and deet has messy hair. not nicely rounded like that.

>The actresses in the making-of documentary praised all the the "muh strong feminist heroins" and all that, but honestly I couldn't see what they were talking about
It's made worse when you consider said strong female leads are the reason everything goes to shit

>Seladon: Tells Skeksis her mother and family are traitors
>Skeksis kill her mother right in front of her
>Seladon: "How could my sister do this?"

Strong heroine used to just mean strongly written heroine. A wife being a good spouse can be strongly written. It’s kinda just a buzzword now.

>Why the fuck is Deet so hard to draw
ikr?
btw, just add a few specks of light and reflection to her eyes, it'll stop them looking like black holes.

Fuck Brea
Kill Rian
Marry Deet

I'll consider it.

being able to fly is pretty OP in a setting where no one has shit like planes or such so the female gelfings being in control makes sense

>>Seladon: Tells Skeksis her mother and family are traitors
>>Skeksis kill her mother right in front of her
>>Seladon: "How could my sister do this?"
Someone please make this edit.

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sounds like ur typical empowered feminist in a nutshell !

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Beautiful

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So it's pretty obvious that everybody wants to skeet in Deet.
The question is, would you want to do it as your big human self, or as an appropriately sized Gelfling?

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>would you want to do it as your big human self, or as an appropriately sized Gelfling?
Neither. I want her to be human sized.

Both would be different but great

I'd stay human, picking up a tiny gelfling would feel pretty chadly.

this.

Maybe they're from the old school where being strong didn't mean Deet couldn't have Hup protect her or Mira killed off or Seladon be BTFO or Augrha fuck absolutely everything up. There's no perfect character, male or female, and nobody gets off scott free in this one. Everyone who develops earns their development, and if that's what they call a strong feminist hero then they have the right idea.

Even the Matriarchal society is portrayed as just a susceptible to fear and manipulation as a male one would be, 4/7 of the Maudras fall in line when the Skeksis are revealed and Sealdon sends one of the dissenters packing with... force powers? I still don't get that one admittedly.

I think she grabbed her mid-air and pulled her down.

Fuck skekSil
Marry SkekMal
Kill the rotting alien bird

k skekso because he looks the most disgusting
f skeksil because his pillow talk is probably outta this world
m skekmal because he seems honest, brings home the bacon (don't ask) and can keep you safe

Touche.

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I wish

I too am in mourning for my beloved princess.

It's ok user, he lacked V I G O R and left as soon as he got called out on his bullshit. Fucking pathetic lmao

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>be Master
>be chilling with your urRu mates - Monk and Peacemaker
>working on this killer sand painting
>bitches love sand paintings
>suddenly Peacemaker drops his stick and keels over, grabbing his gut
>cries out in pain
>turn to Monk for help
>she explodes into goo in front of you
>turn back to Peacemaker
>that look in his eyes
>that confusion
>that fear
>he cries out again and grabs his side as blood pours out of some unseen wound
>the air rushes out of his longs and he suddenly fades out of existence

>stand their in shock trying to figure out what the fuck just happened

>Blood splashing onto the birds face as SkekTek viciously beats one of the slaves to death
This shit is pretty hardcore for a kids show

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It's great
youtu.be/Pkw7QBP2thY

I like how Skektek freaks out about the cage because of the peeper beetle

Fuck Gefling!

Despite the rating, I don't really think it's for kids, unless they're really into monsters. The skeksi are just a wee bit too intimidating and the things they do too awful and unpunished.

Probably not really young kids, but I could see 10 year old me absolutely loving every moment of this show.

Yes please

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I rewatched the Trial by Stone scene and even in such a relatively tame scene I could see kids being scared of that. All these cruel, ugly monsters wailing and screaming.

Hah, Didn't notice that.

Is this even a real question?
Human self x Gelfling female.
Why would I want a tiny male gelfling penis?...

So what's the significance of the vision with Deet on SkekSo's throne?

Brea is best girl.

Absolutely terrified me as a 7-8 year old. You don't know what's going on, what they are doing, or how they are possible, just that they are fucking scary.

Chamberlain's scream really sells it. During the challenge and when he's being banished for losing.

We need a Deet version of this.

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>BY THE LAW, HE MUST PAY!
skekZok must have been waiting fucking ages to get to exercise the random "If the Haakskeekah stone breaks from some absolute madman's swing for some reason, strip and utterly btfo the loser" clause he put somewhere ages ago.

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They better make Na the hardest, brutalest motherfucker around. Or else give him depth that no one would have expected.

It's going to be hard to watch the rest of the series knowing that everyone will fail to stop the Skeksis.

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>Spend millennia having to listen to HMMMMMMM every single day
Every Skeksis alive was just waiting for the day they finally had an excuse to wipe that smug look of SkekSil's face.

SKEKSIS ALWAYS WIN BABY

Actually, Deet is, but it's an honest mistake.

And they still did at the end of the movie

Yeah they basically slaughter everyone in the end. So get ready to see your waifus eventually end up dead.

I wonder if he comes up with the idea of the reflector to focus the crystal beam for both essence and enslavement of its victim and not just popping out of existence.

It seems like the emperor's finger and nose problems didn't transfer over to the master. Wonder why that is.

You can even hear his muffled screams through his sewn lips.

>OOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHs your path

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You can hear him gurgling as he dies after the beating

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Can¨t get over the fact that Skeksil gets away with everything and gets to merge.

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How do mystics even compete?

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The skeksis don't really win at the end of the movie. Their ultimate goal is to live forever and never rejoin with their other halves. I think it's made pretty clear that the skeksis will essentially be punished by reuniting with the good side of them inside the urskeks' minds where their impulsive and negative behaviors will be limited by their conscience. Their punishment is essentially imprisonment within the minds of the urskeks.

The movie is pretty disappointing compared to the series, SkekSil should have had far more of a grand send off than just being a footnote in the merge.

He even gets quads!

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And dubs! Fuck, he can't keep getting away with this.

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Nah, should be Seladon.

Seladon is for hatefucking!

Yeah, the Emperor makes that pretty clear in his convo with the General. All they wanna do is contunue their dastardly deeds for as long as possible and run away from their guilt no matter how unrealistic their desires may be as fate forces it anyway. The UrSkeks may have gotten away with most of the shit they pulled as the Skeksis, but as whole beings they'll have to answer to their own insurmountable guilt when reunited again; either by death, or the crystal.

I'll get even greater than quads and all gelflings will be avenged!

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Who opened the larder? My dinner is whining at me.

you think they will have Benedict Wong (who voiced skekVar, The General) also voice skekUng?

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Pathetic.

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>Their punishment is essentially imprisonment within the minds of the urskeks.
But it's not as if the skeksis become trapped within another mind, they become another being entirely. Heretic did evil things as Conqueror, but still wants to merge, it must be a somewhat good thing for the skeksis too. They are already mostly miserable fucks. I feel the "punishment" was them being split in the first place.

Definitely not. Although if they keep at it with the celeb casting, it'll be hard to find a VA who could match Ung's voice of they're going for an A-lister.

There's two ways to look at it: Either the skeksis are in a sense imprisoned within the urskeks' minds, or the merge causes the skeksis to cease existing as the urskeks are new beings that simply retain the memories of what happened while they were split apart. Either outcome is not favorable for the skeksis who want to keep being nefarious and guilt-free forever. The Heretic is more in touch with his other half, so he just wants to become a single being again to restore the natural order, even if that means destroying his current self to do so. He's simply more selfless than the other skeksis.

W O N D E R F U L !

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I'm curious if the nail in his head made him crazy and he's basically the Phineas Gage of skeksis, or if he went crazy and decided to nail that scarf to his fucking skull.

Gurjin

If the majority of skeksis completely lack the halves that can empathize, care for 'lesser' beings and feel guilt, can they even really be faulted for their actions? In their half-person state?

Probably punishment for speaking HERESY.

I personally think the nail came from the Skeksis' punishment of him when he requested that they embrace unity.

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Just let Cumberbatch do it. He knows how to growl and scream autistically.

>No one can stop the CHADberlain

Yes, because they clearly know that what they're doing is wrong. They call their own actions evil, monstrous, and nefarious on multiple occasions.

I ought to have my garthim break your legs for calling me a no one!

But the Skeksis do seem to feel a twisted sort of empathy, they genuinely seem upset when Hunter is dying, SkekTek actually seems to care about his bird pet, and of course then you have Heretic realizing that he wanted to be merged and his conquest wasn't the greatest thing he's ever done. Hell, in the speech between the General and SkekSo they actually do mention they remember feeling shame after the split.
Ultimately it seems like the Skeksis do retain a small part of their other halves, but it's severely lessened and they intentionally try to repress it.

I'd be down. His Smaug voice showed he can do a booming and imposing lizard monster voice pretty well.

Yes but they seem to lack the ability to think its shameful or not "normal" being evil and nefarious, instead it's commended. This is typical for many fantasy villains, but difference is in this they are literally separated from the part of them that is able to give a fuck.

I can see it.
youtu.be/IQ2gCi9caL8
Around the eight and a half minute mark he does a good booming, angry voice.

Maybe it's to keep his brains in after a trepanning accident.

>the Bowie didn't live to do a skeksis voice

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drain drain drain
fuck Mal, hes /fit/
marry the Emperor and inherit his throne
kil Sil before he kills me

Eh, I dunno if he'd fit. If we're talking about Henson franchises to revive using him, something Labyrinth related with this level of soul would have been a better fit. Of course we'll never know, rip.
Nice of you to join us on Yea Forums skekUng

Yeah. They aren't 100% malicious/evil.

Or, Skeksil might be.

It's the whole yin-yang thing. Each half retains a tiny speck of the other.

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SkekSil has the interests of the Skesis survival as a whole at heart , he's sort of a Kissinger type: whatever it takes to keep his faction on top. However, he also wants that fucking chair.

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>Skeksil might be
SkekSil was the only one who suggested going easy on the essence and only taking what they needed so they didn't completely burn through all the Gelflings, he's definitely the most ambitious of the lot but seems fairly level headed.

>level headed.
He murdered the General for taking his chair (for a short while) and stepping on his hand, after gaining his trust, because he was that fucking offended.

You wouldn't?

He is smarter and better at controlling his urges compared to some of the others, but he also commits the biggest sin in skeksis culture and kills one of their own, solely because of that seat. Killing the General and someone the Emperor confided in and liked was not for the better of his kind.

You know the villains are good when anons write post after post trying to psychoanalyze them.

>SkekSil was the only one who suggested going easy on the essence and only taking what they needed so they didn't completely burn through all the Gelflings
I mean... arguing against immediate genocide in favor of turning your subjects into livestock isn't exactly benevolent altruism.

>subjects
they are livestock they barely live thirty trine!

when i first heard the Heretic, i thought he sounded like one of the bandits from Borderlands, but then was surprised to find out he's voiced by Andy Samberg

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One option has everyone die
The other has the majority living happy healthy lives with a handful of "voluntary" sacrifices every trine.

He's what
Christ

>dick puppetry in a box
S U R .... P R I S E

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>>the Bowie didn't live to do a skeksis voice

Neither did Tony Jay.

Oh yeah, and Bill Hader plays the Wanderer.

Or, Option C - they don't kill any gelfling

I wonder who could be behind this post...

Is Skeksil the Sheev of Dark Crystal?

>don't kill any gelfling
You lost me.

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based

Now where would be the fun in that?

I think they only cared about the Hunter dying because of what it meant for the rest of them, but I agree with your other points

Need the essence to stay alive, not an option.

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I think that was only one aspect of it, but it also looked like they did actually have a deep respect for the Hunter, even after his "death" SkekSo demanded ritual master preform proper death rights for him despite no such thing existing for Skeksis.

Nice

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True, but they always say that funerals aren't really for the deceased but for the people left behind. The Skeksis, especially the Emperor, are terrified of turning to dust and being forgotten. I find it very telling that the ritual which meets their approval involves fixing his supposedly dead body up like a grotesque puppet and putting him on his seat so they can act like nothing has changed. I can't imagine the Hunter would have wanted that if he really did die at that time.

Tossing up possibilities for a little illustrated fanfic.
May or may not happen, but I'll share my scribbles anyway.

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Not sure what's going on, but it looks great user!

Kindness of Chamberlain from Skeksis point of view.

Neither am I, I made it up as I went along with the general theme in mind of "Chamberlain, friend".

It seems to keep his weird scarf/ fake beard thing tied together around his face.

You did great anyway! skekSil looks great and I love how you drew the gelfling villagers, they're adorable.

cheers mate

Nope. It's SkekUng. The last and greatest emperor. The Garthim Master and General to the force that wiped out the Gelflings. He's even the UrSkek who talks to Jen and Kira as their united selves' representative at the end.

the skeksis eventually get their comeuppance though

>"Sorry for commandeering the army that directly led to the genocide of your species bro"
>wooshes away
Classic UngIm!

either way, the skeksis lose

Why did the movie's main antagonist pretty much just brushed to the side during the finale?

Fuck Brea because fucking royalty is always fun (Plus sisters for foursome)
Marry Deet because she is pure and needs protecting and I need that purity in my life
Kill Rian because he's boring
Fuck Skekmal HE'D FUCK ME
Marry Skekso because get to join in on Skeksil feasts and banter
Kill Skeksil because HmmmMMMmmm

Because The Dark Crystal was a bad movie only remembered for the Skeksis puppets and sustained by worthless fanfiction for decades until it was finally turned into a worthwhile product.

Doot

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>so , which are the lucky seven volunteers coming to have candy with Chamberlain hmmmmmm?

Blessed image

That would be cool. I want skekna to be an awful motherfucker, even by skeksis standards. Just a non-comedic reminder of why slavery is so bad.

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Anyone else notice the black dudes head in the 10th episode?

The one behind the cage?

It's hard to feel sorry for the Podling slaves after seeing what they're like free

Yea lmao. I thought I was just seeing things the first watch

They’re setting things up, as it stands I am looking forward to seeing SkekUng and finding out what he was before he was Garthim Master/General. Also, it’s kinda funny that while he seems to hate SkekSil it’s SkekSil who set things up for his rise in the ranks, first with the Garthim project, then by killing SkekVar and opening up the General’s role, and finally with the Trial of Stone.

when was this?

When skektek is fucking the gruenaks in his lab

I want to lewd a gelflings ears

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she cute

So why didn't SkekMal degenerate as fast as the others? Could it be that he found a connection to Thra while surviving in the forest? Even Aughra said that he was the "most beautiful" of the Skeksis.

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Little angel.

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I love this! post more cute Deet please!

I wanna softly massage Deet's ears and hear her barely contained whimpers of ecstasy.

>So why didn't SkekMal degenerate as fast as the others?
/fit/ lifestyle, dude probably kept himself in peak conditon all his life
>Could it be that he found a connection to Thra while surviving in the forest? Even Aughra said that he was the "most beautiful" of the Skeksis.
That's heavily implied to be the case for both him and Archer.

Could be that, could be that he didn't abuse the crystal and essence and kept himself in shape through constant exercise.
The crystal pretty much seems like a drug, the more you take the more dependent you become, and thus the worse your withdrawal symptoms get. I mean the scientist was able to push the fucking General around like a little bitch because he went only a few hours without essence.

I imagine she's starved for any kind of gentle contact. She'd probably let anyone touch her ears

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Are you implying my waifu's a slut?

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Redux

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She's a dollar store floozy. But can you blame her? Knife ears like her are lewd by nature.

She’s a slut in the making for the first big, affectionate man to gently manhandle her; guy is going to be rewarded with an extremely cute, dedicated, and enthusiastic dick sleeve, willing to do any down and dirty thing you could ask for, with the caveat that if you can’t satisfy her she WILL go to the next guy who can. So better stock up on viagra and start kegelcising if you want to keep her.

Perfect
Also
>I loved you with all I had...
>I'm sorry it wasn't enough
Seladon was a bitch but that line really got to me

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She was a cunt and a snitch, but I can understand where she gets her mommy issues from. She was the oldest and the heir, so she had the most responsibility heaped onto her, most likely from an early age. Meanwhile Brea gets to be mommy's favorite.

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This. It's a wise lesson on not fucking up your kids. And maybe teach them some critical thinking skills. Momma deserved what she got desu.

This is it. My magnum opus. Nothing I ever do will top this.

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>skekposters vs abusefags.png

This comforts me user. Thank you.

>The horror with subtle hints of unwanted arousal.

Well done you sick son of a bitch.

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>Pre-series Emperor demands Scientist find a new way to stay immortal.
>Instead of the draining-process Scientist invents treadmill and diet-plans.
>Is immediately peeper-beetle'd.

I'm gonna draw gelfling mind control porn with Tavra and Fara getting Threaded.

Would you guys like that or is that too weird?

Glorious. Saved for future generations.

Nothing is too weird here user. Do it if you want to.

lmao do it

Now I just have to figure out how to not make them too weird looking.

Did Heretic somehow die at the end?

skekUng's counterpart was UrIm The Healer. So whatever he was, it was probably pretty bad.

A combination of a more active, less excessive lifestyle, not using the Crystal, and, likely, not being around the place where somebody was dabbling in dark sorcery.

The Garthim Master, Slave Master, and the Mariner are probably in better shape for the same reason.

No, they just wandered off and left Hup to mind the Archer.

It looked like their was a pile of robes and ash at the end that I thought was Heretic.

Where was this?

Right when Hup was going for the magical orb to take Lore with him on the last episode.

Yeah that's fine. Just spoiler it if is nsfw and don't spam it. It's not the abusefaggotry itself we don't like, it's the spamming and samefagging.

And the abusefaggotry

This? Just looks like discarded junk and rubbish to me. I don't think Heretic and Wanderer are the tidiest pair.

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Categorically false. Skek posters are at least on topic and not /trash refugees fresh off an archived fluffy thread

Heretic has to do all the cleaning because Wanderer is too slow I presume, so there's probably not a lot of cleaning going on.

Heretic is the manic side, Wanderer is the depressive side. Wanderer can't be bothered, Heretic gets distracted.

Oh, my bad. When I first saw it I mistook it for a pile of clothes. Good to know they're both alive.

I wonder if that's detritus that blows in off the wind or do they loot mummified travelers in the sands.

Or are the Dousan in on the whole thing and leave offerings of food

I don't know what abusefagging is.

>Or are the Dousan in on the whole thing and leave offerings of food
I actually would not be surprised if that's the case. The Dousan seem to know that something is up with the place.

My nephews, not yet 5 and 7, apparently like the show.

Hope they can handle the bludgeoning scene. That made me wince.

Remember.

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When you're a kid you just roll with it. I doubt many kids would find the draining and essence consumption scenes particularly disturbing or "perverse", they'll just recognize what the skeksis are doing is evil.

Brea > Deet, fight me

>fight me
naw man, to each their own.

Cringe and Gelfpilled
Based and HMMMMpilled

I said fight me.
Brea does so much more and has such a bigger role in uncovering the Skeksis than anyone else, for the most part of the season she's basically the main character.
Deet is so overrated, she does nothing at all for most of the season until she sucks up the darkening in the final episode. Brea is a character, Deet is a plot device.

You got that reversed muchacho. Deet and Brea have very similar personalities, but Brea serves only to drive the plot. Deet is important on the strength of her own character.

Also Deet and Brea had a lovely talk about the All-Maudra, so this show passes the Bechdel Test

>Heretic and Wanderer are still alive during the movie but Heretic got it into his head to get the spring cleaning done in the circle of the suns before they moved out so they arrived a week late to the convergence, much to Jen and Kira's confusion.

>character does stuff that matters
>she's just driving the plot!
Well yes that's how it works.
>so this show passes the Bechdel Test
You can just piss off with that too.

Skeksis are Jews.

>two "crazy uncle" characters move into the castle and help them revive the kingdom
>Jen is hesistant at first, but when Kira takes to the Heretic Jen trusts her instincts
>they have to wait another thousand trine to recombine, but they find solace that they are helping in some small way to make up for what the Conqueror once did
>plus Lore is useful to have around

>Wanderer how come none of the other mystics told me about you?
>They...thought...what...we...do...with...puppets...wasn't...suitable...for...childlings

Tavra and fara are fighters, so you could make them fit and muscular

Just because female characters are strong-willed fighters doesn't mean they must have a masculine physique.

Based musclefag

What if they're literally a warrior like Tavra tho

Hey, I have a headcanon now!

Oh fuck off with your Bechdel test.

Didn't Alien fail the Bechdel test, despite it being the best feminist film ever? I feel like there should be better ways of measuring it besides "two girls have a chat without talking about boys."

Some of the most important works in fiction fail that test, some barely have women in them at all - and some have barely any men. It's a ridiculously biased 'test' that proves nothing and also completely ignores the theme of a work. A Separation fails that test because it is about a divorce in Iran, and that is one of the best films in recent years. I'd love to see a reverse Bechdel applied to men in romantical comedies, but I guess that's discrimination.

He said fit, not masculine. And a female warrior would have an athletic body

Fuck Hunter
Kill Emperor
Marry Chamberlain

Fuck Hunter
Marry Emperor
Kill Chamberlain

I have to kill SkekSil because as the Emperor's waifu I would be his next kill target.

Kill every last one of them
THE GELFLINGS MASTER RACE MUST RULE THRA

It's no different from sociopaths in real life. Sociopaths do bad things and don't feel remorse about it, but they're usually capable of distinguishing that what they're doing is seen by the majority as wrong. For this reason, we still hold them responsible for their actions because they're not so deluded to not know right from wrong, they simply don't care.

Okay shit
The final sentence made me giggle

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You should go back to Yea Forums

Deets in sweaters! Was it you who requested it in the draw thread?

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Aaaaah, cute!

C-cute.

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Same.

Most anons already have one.

Is there established lore in the comics on how the Gelfling were living before the Skeksis came? I have a hard time believing they could survive peacefully long term, they're so tribal and naive.

The show at least implies that gelfling weren't so tribal or separated in the past and those divisions were sown and deepened by the skeksis to keep the gelfling from rising up.

Creation Myths, the prequel telling the story of the really early days, has them starting out even more naive, to the point where they don't even understand death and have to be educated on pretty much everything by Aughra. They certainly didn't seem to be so tribal then, but they were very primitive.

If I recall correctly, after the urSkeks came they managed to uplift the Gelfling to true civilisation within one or two generations - Raunip's friend Tavra (presumably no relation) was first seen as a young tribal Gelfling living in a primitive hut, but died in her old age in a proper house.

would drain/10

Skekposters held a god-tier defense against abusefag and his samefaggotry last night. I'm proud of you all.

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It was beautiful. We need to take a stand against abusefag

Don't tell lies. Abusefags don't make content, and when they do they're either poor quality edits or Monki85 commissions

I gotta admit it was extremely satisfying to see this dumb cunt get BTFO by her lords and masters.

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We don't clog up threads with incessant HMMMMM posting unlike you vulturefuckers.

It really should have had another full act or two of world building and story to add to it all. I know audiences were taking a break from 3 hour long movies after the 50's and wouldn't get back into that mood til the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but the Dark Crystal should have been 3 fucking hours long.

Have those Gelflings cross by something else besides forests and swamps. Give the Skeksis the internal, political infighting drama that was only teased a bit and only explained in the books. Hell, something more interesting could have been done when the Mystics arrived at the castle, but they just hypnotize the Skeksis into passively walking backwards into unification.

It's pretty boring with a wonky story- but it's still one of the best produced movies with puppets.

That's the guy who stepped down from being Elmo. I'm very surprised that no one has given a shit about Kevin Clash working again.

Apparently Henson had already spent all his money on the product and was pretty frustrated by the results. A 3-hour movie would be an economical suicide.

>he's still at it
WHEN WE FAIL OURSELVES

>samefaggotry
I have bad news for you user.

>I have a hard time believing they could survive peacefully long term, they're so tribal and naive
Why not, as fas as we know, Thra is a relatively peaceful planet. Even the most dangerous stuff we've seen was a plant.

Shitting up threads with nonstop guro and mindbreak bullshit is worse. No one likes you, we aren't gonna tolerate you anymore.

Go jerk off in a fluffy thread you degenerate dogeater

So in the movie, when they find "the houses of the Old Ones", does that look like Stone-in-the-Wood to anyone else?

The stone throne Kira sits in even looks a bit like Maudra Fara's.

The sigil on the throne was different IIRC. It might have been the last refuge of the gelfling after getting their asses handed to them by the garthim.

>we aren't gonna tolerate you anymore
Said literally no one.

>Shitting up threads with nonstop guro and mindbreak bullshit is worse
No it's not.

I just rewatched the movie and I notice the throne Kira sat on has the farmer's wife heirloom symbol on it. Kira also has the same symbol on her clothing.

So the Spriton or Drenchen capital, possibly?

It is near Kira's swamp.

I think that might be a general Gelfling symbol. It looks kind of Celtic to me.

How is spamming torture porn on a blue board better than some retard role playing as a character in the show we made a thread to talk about?

Mate you post multiple massive paragraphs of guro on a blue board, I mean sure it's sort of okay if it's about the thread's subject matter but to say that it's more acceptable than skeksis memes is plain wrong

she's a stinky cave dweller that never combs her fucking hair

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Nice sketch user!

>Gets seat back
>General thinks he did him big favor
>General now willing to speak up on his behalf in front of Emperor
>Fucking kills the General because muh seat anyways

What the fuck was his problem? General was quick to forget and forgive.

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Why would she use a comb? She might hurt something linving in there!

youtube.com/watch?v=bWkG4ja5y2c

This looks way better than I was expecting. The environments really look great. It looks like the delayed release was intentional because it looks pretty polished for the most part.

He gets *a* seat, he doesn't get his original seat at the Emperor's side back until it's been emptied by the General's death and he's fully worked his way back into skekSo's good graces by giving him an excuse to run from the battle.

>what is vengeance

>chamberlain has a talk no jutsu attack
fucking based

>evil cunty one is the most fuckable
why is this always so true , look at that fuckable mouth

Just how is writing misearble deet fanfics is equal to guro stuff? Do you also consider books like cinderella and little princess as torture porn?

Isn't Deet voiced by that black actress from GoT?

No proper ranged option, though

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Yeh.

Yeah, more than half of AoR is voiced by GoT cast.

yes but I don't hold it against her

We need a skekSil version of this

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Really? I only counted 3, Deet, Maudra Fara and that soothsayer chick.

>BLAMMmmmMMMMMmMM

We don't come here to read your creepy little fanfiction you assblasted faggot. We didn't like it, too bad, so sad, go post it somewhere else.

High Quality Skekposting my friend

who else want to kiss deet?

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Yeah but she is a pretty black actress so it's okay

thanks!
hair full of crawlies

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It's an assblasted waifufag

Okay, I tried it just to see if it would help. Problem is, I'm referring to the whole thing. The bone structure is completely off, and the only reason you'd know it's Deet is because she's next to skekDio.

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Which one of you tasteless faggots ripped off Ouida?

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Has anyone got this yet? Should I buy it? I am morbidly curious.

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she isn't , your waifu vision of her just contradicts with the weird monkey faced reality of how the gelfling puppets look. See how flat you made her face? That's not how she looks.

yes
yes I would like that very much

Do it user. Am not skeksis fucker, but I want to see what 50+ pages of evil demon bird monster porn looks like.

A new trailer for the SRPG came out. It's coming this winter.
youtube.com/watch?v=LnzJfDuQn28

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the sad truth

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I am tempted. I would be able to post it on /aco/ despite it being /d/ material right? I know they have a gelfling thread up.

Definitely an improvement. Her face's bone structure is still off though.
No problem! Great to see we have this many eager drawfriends already.

That’s basically the result when you put up your own money to fund a movie. It’s a beautifully imaginative work, but that’s more or less the extent of it. It’s labyrinth without the catchy music, Jenifer Connolly or David Bowie.

Top fucking kek

Though it raises an interesting point. A handy user could make his own wife

There is xeno and monster shit on /aco/. But the no furry rule might be an issue. Skeksis are scalie/bird fucker /trash/ material.

Honestly you're better off ignoring the puppets facial features! It'll just end up looking weird unless you do full shading. Just pick up the important details (big eyes, vague eyebrows, stubby nose, ears, messy hair..) and people will know.

Mess up the hair a bit more and you got yourself a cute recognizable doot!

Interesting...The main site isnt updated about new info.
darkcrystal.com
>Darkened Creatures
Garthim

The Skeksis made the Garthim from the memories of sea creatures in their first world, quickened by the light of the Dark Crystal, through the skill of skekTek the Scientist and the power of skekUng the Garthim Master. The strength of the Garthim was unbelievable, but their stupidity was incalculable. They lived in caverns beneath the Castle and left only to plunder the surrounding countryside, from which they returned with slaves for the Skeksis. Their sole purpose was to destroy all they found. The Gelfling understood this and lived in fear of them; the Pod People never understood this, and never realized they had any connection with the castle from which no Pod slaves returned to tell their story.

So the Satirist is the Heretic?

I got it. It's fucking dope. Well worth it.

No, the Satirist is one of the ones mentioned as being away from the castle, skekLi. The Heretic, skekGra, used to be the Conqueror.

Different skeksis

>tfw the Chadberlain is coming to turn your ass into powerade so you commit seppuku by bow and arrow

Not bad.

Too bad user, since I'll be posting them regardless if you like it or not. Deal with it.

There's not even a single guro post except for celadon memes and light deet abuse fiction which can be hardly described as guro. Are we even looking at the same threads?

The Satirist appears only in the novels. Though I'd like to see him show up since the other Skeksis apparently think he's annoying.

What are the odds of skekSa the Mariner or skekLi the Satirist changing sides or being neutral in the conflict?

Reminder that Deet is a murderer.
Imagine how horrified the mystics must of been when one of them popped like a huge fucking zit out of no where.

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It's across several threads, not just Dark Crystal. You can't make a Tangled thread without it getting spammed with cropped porn and abuse roleplay

of course Deet is a murderer. That's why she has to be p u n i s h e d ;)

eat shit abusehaters

What that has to do with Tangled threads you seething faggot? We're talking about Dark Crystal threads in here. I've been in these threads since the air of this show and I've yet to see a guro post.

>it wasn't Dark Crystal threads
>but it has happened on Tangled
Then complain it on there. Dark Crystal threads has been guro free since the beginning.

>Oh... did... you... see... that?
>Not... really... I... don't... see... too... good... any... more...

Mystics have probably used to it since Skeksis are regularly hurt each other for trivial reasons.

Imagine being a Mystic jesus christ

Based Deet

Who the fuck was posting guro in a Dark Crystal thread? Fucking abusefags

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sh-she’s gonna be okay... right guys?

seriously fuck the century tree

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Nobody. It's just one delusional waifufag.

We all know Deet is neat, but what if Deet were NEET?

*Sanctuary Tree

>That one mystic who just started randomly tasting an entire mouthful of bug guts before his face started getting electrocuted

>rest of the Skeksis, seeing Rian: "Seize it!" "Kill it!" "Catch it!"
>skekAyuk the Gorumand: "Dirty looky-loo!"
He really is one the comedy relief Skeksis, isn't he? In the film, too...

She kinda was. I mean what did she do except fly around and feed her animals? Grottan life is NEET life. Eat moss and hang around.

He might be a waifufag, but there is guro is the odd Dark Crystal thread. Some fag posted an Astrid pic with Celadon's face pasted on it. Pretty funny, actually.

He's the fat glutton. They're always the comic relief.

urTih the alchemist.

He's probably used to strange tastes (and probably half mad from mercury poisoning anyway).

What if the last thing the Heretic does is deliver Jen to the Mystics?

One of THOSE Astrid pics?

Jen seems to specifically remember urSu the Master rescuing him from the Garthim, though I suppose there could be things he doesn't remember.

I don't think that will happen, because of but I am expecting Heretic to do something very heroic before his death. He's a good boy.

THOSE Astrid pics. With no legs.

So to say there's no guro in the threads is categorically false. Tat particular abusefag must be asleep. It's nighttime in Korea

If the Chamberlin is coming to turn my ass into powerade I'm lubing up and presenting myself face down ass up

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Could be something like the Heretic is being chased by the Garthim and he collapses and then urSu shows up.
Fucking hell.

>chamberlain's PLEEEAAASE is an attack

advanced talk-fu

This is fucking gay, I want to play as a Skeksis.

Link the thread you post in if you end up doing it yes?

Another user already bought it, you can download it here.
dropbox.com/s/bskzeqjfglhdkub/SAYPLEASE2019.pdf?dl=0
It's only 8 bucks so I ended up buying it too.

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Embrace it, user.

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It's actually pretty in character. Good art too. Despite the horrifying bird-lizard penisginas.

I had the same reaction
>It's actually pretty in character. Good art too
I agree

tried to fix it to figure out what's wrong.
deet doesn't really have eyebrows. I know it makes it hard for facial expression, but it's a distinct feature on deet and most of the gelfling. if you ever draw actual eyebrows, it instantly become offputting and inaccurate.
the messy hair is more important than you'd think. it's a distinctive and recognizable elements of her design.
I also rounded her face a bit. even if her face is not that round, unless you go for total accuracy or photorealism, it's better to round up the face a bit to sell the 'cute' factor.

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Might wanna change her ears a bit. Deet's ears are longer and go out horizontally.

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>50 pages
And I thought it was just a meme.

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All my SKeks, user.

Kids Show?

I'm only at episode 2 right now, but does anyone know why there's only 7/8 sképsès in the series while there are 10 of them in the movie? If something about that happens later don't spoil, or is it just a mistake?

>10 hours of new Dark Crystal
>quality statues of skekhusbandos
>and 50+ pages of quality porn

We're living in good times.

There are more in the series than in the film, but not all of them have shown up yet. Some Skeksis are away doing their own thing. Hopefully we see them in season 2.

We need more of this

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If you liked it, consider leaving an encouraging message or donating a few dollars. Based artfags deserve all the praise.

Already donated friend, but I'll leave a nice message on her insta. Fairly sure this lady is an user or /d/fag anyway.

i need to see a female gelfling naked

My bad, I meant that you in a general sense.
Fuck I wish more artists were into /d/ shit and this show

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Daily reminder that Seladon is for rough, hips bruising bareback sex.

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I don't care what anyone says, I liked her.

The show is slowly picking up traction so who knows. Skeksis are fun to draw I'm sure.

>Pic related
That scene just cracks me up. I’ve watched it twice and still laugh out loud when I see it. Fucking brilliant comedic timing.

Only if her head is in a guillotine that chops her head off if she cums.

Seladon is great because she knows she needs to be punished.

I have an immense, inexplicable desire to have her smear that lipstick all over my cock before I take her rough, making her tear up and cry with the combined pain/pleasure of our intercourse.

This comic always seemed weird to me until I finally realized you're supposed to read it from right to left.

BIG Gurjin.

One disappointing thing is we never got to see Trial by Air.

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Is that where they see who can breath through their nose and suppress their gag reflex while a cock is shoved down their throat?

No, it's the one where they see who can make the longest "hmmmm" on a single breath. Thus far, skekSil is undefeated.

Now do a Skeksis version

Abusefags fuck off

They'd all be in the bottom right corner. save for the Hunter who would be at the top

Switch Mira and Tavra. She IS the fun sister after all.

>Skeksis partying in McDonalds like a bunch of drunken teens on graduation night

I don't think Mystics want to compete, they only want to rejoin.

Does no one have a screenshot or webm of Gurjin victory hug with the creepy-crawly? Now that's a Gelfling with balls of steel!

>I don't know how the other clans just go about their lives with three suns hanging over theirs head all the time! They're giant balls of fire! What if one falls?

Deet is cute!

CUTE!

S M E L L Y

underestimated post

So what happened to the Arathim? Were they all killed for Garthim construction?

...

Now make a van with Free Candy on it and a jolly looking Chamberlain behind the steering wheel.

>now neither of us will be virgins

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Surely you mean the Ritual Master

I think so, but where does the Gruenak part come in since they're extinct?

I'm sure skekAyuk would be in the MCDONALDS! category.

Naw, he seemed to be put off by the other Skeksis feasts and extravagance

>where does the Gruenak part come in since they're extinct?
I bet the Slave Master just spread that lie so he can price gouge Gruenak slaves

In the original Dark Crystal movie, the mystics seem to behave as if there is an afterlife the Master went to, an they send his belongings after him, which disappear similar to how he did. Maybe after 1,000 years of meditation and study on the divine, they figured something out about what comes next.

Baka Gaijin

Or, like the Skeksis, they just developed their own death rituals.

Same. Interesting character.

It could just be a belief and they don't know for sure, yeah.

I would guess before the separation there was some kind of religious ritual, while it is probably rare for an urSek to die, it probably still happened. The Mystics could probably still follow that tradition.

There would be a serious debate though is if your soul is separated into two creatures if that fucks up your afterlife.

Also the Skeksis are so selfish and bound to material things they would be loathe to give up on life no matter what lay beyond for them.

>Emperor: I will never be dust!
>Also Emperor: *becomes dust*

Speaking of, do we know how the Emperor became Emperor? Like how did skeksis get their jobs?

>What's are you gonna do, turn me to dust?
>quote from emperor dusted

I don't think we know too much about the UrSkeks, but it's likely SoSu was their leader, as skekSo the Emperor and his counterpart urSu the Master were both the leaders of their respective groups.

>lady
ask if she does /ss/ comissions
she is the definitive power bottom

crybabies leave

Seems like he kinda appointed himself and some others agreed. I believe like the other user said, SoSu was the leader of the exiled urskeks so it only made since for skekSo to be the Emporor and urSu to be the Master.

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didn't think about this
now I'm sad

>power bottom
Does she use name calling and dirty insults in bed?

have skeks

only with her sisters, shes a good girl for SkekDaddies
>pplease daddy...aunnh..I'm.hnggh...I'm l-loyal...

>All-Maudra: My daughters, gone
>Seladon: I'm here. I'm always here.
>All-Maudra: You know what I mean dear.

Damn, Seladon may be a bitch that had to have stung.

Have sex

Fresh bread.

nowadays strong heroin has fentanyl in it.

Yeah, it occurred to me after posting, everyone is probably just doing the jobs they did the previous 1000 years as urSkeks.