>Please numbuh 2! If you payed attention to your training as a cadet you would know that the WW2 events are a adult cover up with the intent of burying from the public eye the overblown effects of the early KND operations trying to discover why the foreskins of kids all around the globe were mysteriously disappearing
Please numbuh 2! If you payed attention to your training as a cadet you would know that the WW2 events are a adult...
Carter Rodriguez
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Hunter Martin
>They did WHAT with our foreskin?!
Eli Reed
Jesus. I can't believe Rami wrote an episode of KND.
Hudson White
it was a different time
Eli Peterson
>Unril today the real fate of the german supervillain "Dr. Sten Fuhrer Schin" remains a mystery. Legends say that he created a technology capable of converting infants genital tissue into a strong material used to manufacture impenetrable bullet proof vests 200% more efficient than the regular ones. They say that the best vests were made out of foreskins classified with elasticity type "A+", which is the type you have Numbuh 2! This is why you are able to use it as a slingshot! We need to protect your foreskin from falling into the wrong hands at all costs, it's a powerfull weapow!
Levi Peterson
Evan Ross
Guys! I just checked and i can't find my foreskin...
Jonathan Ross
Numbuh 3! Girls don't have...
Logan Morgan
DR. FUHRER SCHIN MUST BE BACK!!!!
Joseph Carter
kek somebody make a vocaroo
Gabriel Barnes
>This is why you are able to use it as a slingshot!
Dominic Ramirez
How on earth do you do that? Do you take your pants off, get another agent to grab the other end and stretch it while another agent sets a projectile?
THAT’S TOO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE, JUST BRING A MOBILE CATAPULT FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Leo Murphy
And why the fuck are you here?
Ethan Gomez
I like what I’m reading.
Joseph Gutierrez
Operation :
F.
O.
R.
E.
S.
K.
I.
N.
_
name it, lads
Easton Martin
UUUUUHHHHHHH?!
Kevin Nguyen
Let’s start with Fiends I guess
Nathaniel Gray
Fiends
Of
Real
E (something German maybe?)
Asher Jackson
Fiends
Operating
Really
Expensive
Skin
Koordinated
Incursions
Now
William Johnson
Frontal
Operation
Removes
Excessive
Skin
Kept
Inside
Nappies
Josiah Gutierrez
I pity all the writers that had to do this
William Reed
Either Nappies is slang for clothing, or you’re saying the foreskin is inside the dick.
Brandon Watson
I love it
Same
Hudson Ward
The questing is: If Numbuh 2 shoots a rock from his flesh slingshot right into a foreskin vest will it generate enough power to perfurate it?
This may be the key to defeat Fuhrer Schin
Noah Morgan
Operation:
D.
I.
C.
K.
C.
H.
E.
E.
S.
E.
Mason Bailey
Cheese Shogun starts using Fromunda?
Jack Hughes
No, is superior.
Benjamin Jones
Flabby
Organic
Reconnaissance
Enhanced
Synthezoid
Kept
Inside for
Neutralization
Isaiah Phillips
nappies are another name for diapers
Michael Gonzalez
>The Nazi salute wasn’t always what you remember. Instead of a flat palm, the Nazi salute was originally fist-like, but with a one-inch gap between the thumb and the rest of the fingers, similar to holding a handle.
Aiden Anderson
Wait a second... that's the doctor Mum and Dad are taking Joey to today!
Aiden Anderson
Keep going! this is great!
Dominic Price
Robert Martinez
"Then there's no time to lose! Numbuh 5, prepare 2x4 weaponry for deployment!"
"You got it, Numbuh 1!"
Isaac Diaz
How long did it take you guys to realize that all of 1-5's eyes are normally hidden?
Easton Collins
"Numbuh 3! Grab the R.E.S.K.I.N.N.E.R! Things could get dicey and we may have to perform a procedure on Joey on site!"
"Okay!"
Gabriel Rodriguez
"And Numbuh 2...ready your foreskin."
"Aye-aye!"
Jose Perez
Guten tag Mein friends, it is I Numbuh 1488. I come bearing grave news from der forfront yes. It would seem that one of our own has defected, Operative 1945 to be percise yes yes, has joined der enemy under the cover of nocht, as such they now possess der location of every operatives forskin as well as type in der whole organization. As such ist of vital importance that your, ahem, operative numbuh 2, comes to stay in the safety of der German K.N.D, as his ist "der chosen foreskin" a very arya,AHEM! ariable specimen, yes.
Angel Bennett
Ich smell... Dick cheese in ze air....
Charles Davis
lol
Isaiah Thomas
I smell a dick.