By Jove, you're right, Steven Universe. Video games ARE enjoyable.
By Jove, you're right, Steven Universe. Video games ARE enjoyable
David Nelson
Aaron Harris
>5 Minutes In MS Paint.
Cameron Scott
Whoa, I know Steven Universe has some slipshod writing at times, but let's try and keep it somewhat believable.
Michael Powell
I suppose it's been long enough to consider PS2 to be retro, thanks for talking me down Steven.
Grayson Sullivan
It's a not-wojak.
Alexander Adams
Already an improvement
Robert Bennett
You know what, Steven? You're right. I should release Half Life 3.
Leo Nelson
You know what? Your right Steven. There are plenty of other ways to make money in the world. I no longer feel the need to force people to buy my game anymore. I know now that if I work hard enough, all my dreams will come true!
Bentley Bailey
You know what Steven? Maybe I should make a product everyone would buy on there own instead of supplementing my income by tearing down others careers with false alligations
Sebastian Cook
GOD
PLEASE
Carter Murphy
>You're right Steven. Arbitrarily removing removing features from every pokemon game is moronic, and we won't do it anymore. I'll make sure that Pokemon Spear has lots of fan favorites and an even bigger Pokedex!
Blake Gomez
STEVEN! I just want to say thanks! You helped me realize that I don't need pictures of Spider Man. I am now focused on becoming a better person and my new talk show will reflect that!
Josiah Morris
Can Steven redeem Coomer?
Brody Morgan
I never thought about it like that. Obsessing over a decade-old VN instead of going to therapy was a pretty dumb way to spend my early adult years, huh?
Parker Green
I don't give a shit if she's an alien monster trying to communicate with you, Steven. Shit art is shit art and I stand by everything I said.
Levi Long
How can you redeem someone who did nothing wrong?
Kayden Gonzalez
Robert Sanders
You're Steven, maybe I should pursue my carrier as an artist.
Angel Watson
>Thank you steven. I somehow, deep down always knew spending all my day masturbating, or finding new, elaborate kinds of porn to masturbate to was unhealthy. I'll go out now, find a job. Maybe in that job I'll make friends, I haven't gotten any since high school. Maybe I'll even find a girlfriend, 23 isn't too old to lose your virginity, isn't it, steven? You just have to be positive!
Aiden Wood
He faps to Connie and Gem pics.
Logan Roberts
Thomas Hall
>don't have to develop games because of Steam money machine
>Epic muscles their way into your monopoly
>finally forced to make Half Life 3
I can't wait for this shit.
Adam Ortiz
*You're right
Brayden Price
If the chinks eat up steam's share, I'm pretty sure gabe will just retire and valve will just gradually die.
There's not a chance in the world they'll make games again.
Brayden Morgan
Bloomer is the only acceptable wojak.
Cameron Nguyen
>Wow, Steven I never realized the sheer magnitude of single woman that were simply looking to get married. You have motivated to get back into the dating world and stop fapping to anime girls. I could never have done this without you.
Lincoln Jackson
Well let me tell you something, Steven!
You're absolutely right, I should have never used my position in the company to hold others back. If I show them all the love and support that you and the Crystal Gems share, our company will be unstoppable, brother!
John Wilson
>huh i guess your right Steven, maybe I should get a real job
Jaxon Sullivan
Well jee Steven, maybe selling drugs to children isn’t very moral at all.
And ya know what, I need to start being a better father for my daughter.
Luis Roberts
A year later she claims Steven took advantage of and sexually abused her.
Camden Watson
>NO STEVEN PLEASE GIVE ME THE ARROW ALL I WANTED TO WAS SELL HEROIN TO TWELVE YEAR OLDS AND RAPE MY DAUGHTER TO DEATH I'VE DON NOTHING WRONG PLEASE DON'T SING TO ME REEEEEEEE
Alexander Russell
Goddamn I would praise Steven every day if he actually got PS2 discussion allowed on /vr/. It's almost 20 years old dangit!
Nathaniel Butler
>"Thank you Steven Universe. Who needs that stupid little ring anyhow?"
Christian Richardson
Uh, you? ‘Cuz it’s literally your life source?
Daniel Nguyen
>I get it Steven. I try to not judge others so harshly from now on.
Charles Reed
>Maybe you are right steven. Being mad and bitter over the teenage love I never had and demonizing women is only damaging me.
Perhaps I should try dating.
Cameron Morris
You know, I think you got a point there Steven. Maybe blacks and jews aren't so bad after all.
Luke Edwards
Easton Martinez
keep saying it
Blake Gomez
>Ya know what Steven? You was right...it do matter.
Cooper Kelly
/pol/ is a cancer on this site
Nathan Miller
and the woman is the nigger of the world
Liam Hill
Have sex incel
Adrian Morales
Please stop replying to the derailfag
Dominic Jenkins
/pol/ is this site
Grayson White
Most people probably gave up the hope, but I still replay the old games and feel like I can't find the same atmosphere anywhere else. I'll die a sad man if it never gets released in my lifetime.
Thomas Bailey
>By God, Steven, I never saw it that way. I probably HAVE been way too harsh with Skinner lately, haven't I? I promise, the next time I see him, I'll be sure to let him know how much I appreciate him and the work he does.
Eli Howard
>Steven, thank for showing me the truth. I understand now that /pol/ will never rest and that I am being selfish by going into retirement. As an anti political swat bot, I will make it my solemn duty to protect the other boards by reporting /pol/tards to the proper authorities!
Justin Morales
>23 isn't too old to lose your virginity, isn't it, steven?
Fuck you
Caleb Brooks
No that's Yea Forums stop trying to force your shitty memes on everyone
Hunter Wright
>Actually, fuck it. You're right Steven, movies are getting better all the time, I've just grown old and cynical. I can't wait to review Joker now! And every Star Wars film!
Ayden Moore
Its best strips user, no need to get your nickers in a twist
Carson Richardson
>Aw that's cute. Folks, here to play his stupid little song on his stupid-lele, it's Steven Stupid-verse!
>that song was awful and I am calling your stupid parents after the show to tell them you should be grounded.
Asher Gonzalez
this
Brody Taylor
You know what Steven? You're right. Maybe waifus and cutscenes CAN make a video game better.
Gavin Ramirez
Based
Adrian Robinson
Blast him!
Christopher Bell
>"Eternal Dragon! I gathered you with the intent to wish for immortality and eternal youth... but through the actions of one bright, shining star from an unassuming backwater world, I have learned the errors of my ways. I no longer seek universal conquest or to subjugate all who oppose me, but instead Steven Universe has shown me the greatest prize in all the cosmos is the opportunity to make things right."
>"I hereby use my first wish to restore the planet Vegeta, which I so mercilessly destroyed! For my second wish, I ask you restore to life all the people of all the worlds that have perished at the hands of either my men or myself."
>"And finally, for my third wish, allow Steven the chance to speak with his mother, face to face,
so he may seek closure."
Lincoln Sanders
most fun thread I’ve seen on Yea Forums in a long time desu
Henry Richardson
Freeza actually DOES seem like the sort of villain to take a liking to a faggot like Steven if only because he reminds him of the other faggots he surrounds himself with. Or, hell even Freeza himself.
Jordan Long
Bark, bark bark bark bark bark, bark bark bark. Bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark, bark bark. Bark bark bark, Steven.
Brandon Harris
Could Steven redeem you from your insolence
Matthew Rivera
>You're right Steven, I probably didn't make things any better by mockin' that guy's wife sayin' I put herpes in her. Imma try to hold my tongue more from now on.
Ethan Sanders
>you're right Steven, I shouldn't be so nosy. That spanking really changed my perspective on superman and my career as a reporter!
Evan Ramirez
>read this all in his voice
fuck man thats good
Chase Cox
Why did Steven never learn to read
Ethan Bennett
You're right Steven! /pol/ actually is a pretty cool board and can be filled with some insitful information!
Brandon Adams
Wojak and all his variants are beyond redemption.
Dylan Reed
>"Rather die on my own terms than at the hands of Elf nerds or gross half-people."
Parker Adams
>"And finally, for my third wish, allow Steven the chance to speak with his mother, face to face,
so he may seek closure."
Ow my heart
Aaron Rivera
>/vg/
Could steven redeem the danganronpa fags?
>"you're right Steven, there's no need to flood every non dangamronpa thread."
Daniel Ortiz
>My god Steven, you're right. I almost killed that dog and baby back there. No more driving drunk for me.
Jace Turner
There's a Universe out there where they suffered through all 5 seasons and reviewed the movie with all the context they need to make this joke themselves.
Joseph Reed
>You know what Steven, I now realize that consuming all this sóylent is bad for my physical and mental health. I will be sure to go to the gym and adopt a new healthy diet which supplies me with a healthy amount of testosterone.
Anthony Russell
Not even Steven would try to redeem you fucks
Jason Roberts
Yoosa right'n Steben, Ussa bein' rude to da Naboo aint'n solve nosa problem-sah. Weesa gonna give peese a chance.
Jayden Gray
I like the typo better
Xavier Adams
Ah shit that got me good
Jordan Reyes
Why you always have to be such a fag
Justin Peterson
You know what? Bididibididibididibidi bididi bidididi didi bibibdi !
Blake Nelson
XD
Leo Price
Gee, mortal-from-my-dream-known-as-Steven, I never knew how too much sleeping on a regular basis was unhealthy! I going to wake up now so that I can reset my sleep schedule and have a healthier life!
Lincoln Ward
By God, you're right! Nobody in the history of the mankind has ever been assaulted by a man with a banana, I've been wasting my life!
I promise to never murder another student in this sham of a self defense class
Josiah Rodriguez
If PS2 isn't retro then what the fuck is it?
Camden Wilson
Isn't that the Lovecraftian monster that will end all reality if he wakes up?
What happens to him if he does wake anyways?
Brody Clark
>You know what kid? It might just be the cheap wine or the hypothermia talkin' here but you make a damn fine argument son. After tonight, I'm gonna get offa this here bench and reconcile with my son, maybe put up the booze for a while and get back to drawin'. Who knows, maybe some kids out there still wanna read my picture-books?
Connor James
Christopher Garcia
And if you all turn you're attention here, you'll see an example of Yea Forums's fear of the /pol/ bogeyman.
Connor Scott
>hololololololololololo
>srsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsr
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*becomes a homeless shelter*
James Thomas
Your right Steven i should support socialist ideals after sinking all of my money into a failed gender reassignment procedure.
Elijah Moore
ごめんなさいスティーブン
Connor Brown
>You raise some good points Steven Universe, yes...
>HOWEVER
Grayson Rivera
>Mama Mia Stefano! The Beatles really are a bene band, grazie!
Andrew Roberts
>Thanks for making me realize that my words were hurtful towards Squidward; he is actually a talented artist that just needs proper support.
Robert Hughes
>you're right Steven,I'll stop censoring all the sexual sruff I once considered so icky
>I'll also completely drop Naruto,Boruto and Gen:lock from the block
>now I shall commit suicide and hand over complete control to someone a little more competent
Leo Rogers
>Who the hell is this kid? What a little fruitcup.
Daniel Richardson
>You're totally right Mike, I shouldn't dig so hard for meaning or ask why Steven finds it so easy to make everyone better, I should just be happy he makes the world a better place. Like Jesus.
Joshua Thompson
Why yes steven, I should stand up for what I believe in! No matter what!
Thomas Reyes
KEEP THE SLAB
Austin Phillips
kek
Leo Hall
>CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
>YE NOT GUILTY
Isaiah Jenkins
>Maybe you're right, Steven Universe! It doesn't matter if a video game character is transgender, as long as the game is good
Jayden Hughes
>Aw Steven, I've been a right awful bloke to those kids that just wanted to have some fun on me lawn, I see now that I should've done more to help instead of being an adult watching a child drown.
Aiden Price
Holy fuck, thank you anons this made my night.
Bentley Powell
AND RECEIVE MY BLESSING
Kayden Ortiz
>Yeah I know, I mean it's pretty obvious when you think about it right? Like it's right there in the name, no way can these things be any good for you. I definitely should go home and rethink my life. Thanks kid.
Angel Nguyen
>Alright, fine, I'll go get the fuckin' Taco Bell
Carter Walker
Could Steven redeem him?
Samuel Lewis
I feel like this post itself could be warped into Steven convincing an user that life is worth living.
Tyler Watson
Wasn't he already redeemed at the end of a pacifist run?
Can Steven redeem a No Mercy runner?
Sebastian Morales
What's your problem?
Sebastian Edwards
>Yer roight, Steven! I gotsta try eatin' somein' uddah den hamboighahs and I gotsta stop makin' eyes at undah age goils!
Jeremiah Phillips
>you know what Steven? You're right, every Pokemon is someones favorite and us at Game Freak will port all Pokemon into Sword and Shield, and yes I will be delaying the game to avoid dev crunch time.
Camden Turner
>Wasn't he already redeemed at the end of a pacifist run?
Kind of? I mean, the guy still has no soul or emotion.
Jayden Martinez
>Steven Universe?
>More like my best friend through better or worse!
Nicholas Morales
>These drugs ARE destroying my life, but now I know I can change for the better thanks to you Steven! I'll get a job, I'll call child services on Werewolf Jones, and give try to make amends with Owl!
>Yes I did help WWJ to rape him on his birthday but you've shown me that anyone can be forgiven!
Liam Fisher
>YOU KNOW WHAT STAYVUN I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY SO I'M GONNA END THIS INTERROGATION AND LET YOU GO, THANKS FOR COOPERATING WITH ME STAYVUN
Evan Ortiz
>You''re right Steven, whenever I get the chance perhaps I shouldn't eat Billy and everyone he cares about. Rather, I should give them my flesh so that they can live a longer life.
>Moo!
Charles Phillips
>Yeah, turning people into apes was a stupid plan. Thanks for the advice, Steven
Jonathan Peterson
I lost my virginity when I was 23
ganbatte, bloomer
Grayson Phillips
Why is BR 2049 Gosling the avatar of lonely guys again? I thought his character had a waifu there.
Grayson Reed
STEVEN MY BOY.
THANK YOU, VERY MUCH, FOR TEACHING ME TO LET GO OF REVENGE, AND THE LIFE WE'RE LIVIN'. I NOW HAVE ONE PLAN, NO MORE OUTLAWING FOR THIS GROUP! WE'RE GONNA BE DONATING MANGOES TO THOSE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AT CAMP, SON.