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Have the tallest made prostitution legal yet? It's so booooooring around here
that picture is 10/10 love it.
Remember Zim?
He's cringe and shortpilled.
Your new favorite show!
I want to turn Zim into a smeetery!
Today I will remind them.
it genuinely is
human tenn is cute
Best bro-pairing.
Who gets the prime time slot?
Prof. Bottom middle should go to Tenn
god, purple's human disguise is turning more and more into Jyushimatsu every time he gets drawn
>starting the OP with the littlest faggot in all of the empire
Eat shit irklet
You mean Ichimatsu
More like a fusion of the two really
I hope they put Zim in the stocks and let everyone have a go
It alright
It reminds me of the show I watched when I was just a wee lad.
Perhaps it's just the nostalgia, but I still love watching it again.
Time for the Zim Network, all Zim all the time.
Also reminder that Tenn is one of the few people Zim never fucked over. Her fate was due to the tallest and the screw head alien.
If its cool in here, we're gonna need some warm, wholesome TaTrs in here.
Anybody else here think that irklet Zim is better off working at the smeetery?
>Zim takes over TV
Yes, hello, why was this never an episode?
I wouldn’t mind filling Zim with smeets
who doesn't love yummy taters
I'll never forget the tendies episode
I wanna smooch that Tenn
Anyone notice anything odd about the new Pokemon trainer?
I dunno user
Why are you fuckers so obsessed with Tenn?
Did she ever even have a personality?
>IrkChan
Oh my god, shut up Dib
Because she's 10/10
That’s a fucking mew
She looks like a girl Zim. Put one and one together, friend.
I sincerely need more of this, the designs are so perfect I can't believe this isn't canon.
If you ever get the chance to watch this I think you should.
i just feel extremely bad for her
>irkchan
How long until the females go into heat this time?
I would love to see a Zim episode parodying TV. The sheer rage that Vasquez would've channeled into it would've been legendary.
Irken females?
It happens during the strategy meetings.
No one knows why they don't just move their meetings to a different date.
>tfw i know there is user puting her hand down there as she dreams of being nailed by an alien
Degeneracy is unisex and you know it
Reminder that alternate universes exist. Everything is "canon."
How tall are the tallest supposed to be anyway?
Another question: Does IrkChan have a mascot and what would they look like?
it's toaster
Justin Roiland would be proud
I think they established that in the comics already anyways.
I'd put them at 8-9 feet tall
Tall as most humans but shorter than Membrane
Someone posted some height charts a few threads ago that showed both of them are shorter than Professor Membrane by a few inches, so they're probably closer to 6-7 feet tall.
She's cute, maybe not nearly as cute as Tak but still pretty cute
Tak!
Damn, as a drawanon I'd kill for the Florpus version of this with CMYK/hex
You will never see Tak in the comics because Trueheart hates her.
Oh well, at least there's still all the fanart and fanfiction to fill the void.
Lmao you pathetic Irkins never fail to make me laugh with your "Impending Doom" operations
Face it, most other species will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
wow look guys there he is
whuzzis?
fuck off vortfag don't you have some Irken toilets to clean or something?
Context of this? Is it trying to imply that Dib was cloned from Ms. Bitters's DNA?
Shut up, Vort. We made you our bitches.
lol look at this dude, fag looks primed for brain harvesting.
I bet he couldn't even fight off Zim
Dunno where you got that idea, it looks more like people in the IZ universe get chipped to ignore the supernatural and Membrane hasn't done it to Dib for some reason
Anyone have that episode where they're trick or treating?
What happened in it again? I think the Tallests heard free snacks for kids and made their "kids" go to get them snacks.
>t. Irk's finest Foodcourtia slaves
Imagine actually having to invade others to make up for your diminutive size
Imagine being shorter than Zim
No you goof it's why everyone is stupid
Don't you have some flesh eating rat people to subvert you fucking (((Irkin)))
>War wagie get back in the cagie
The Armada didn't subvert the rat people, they fucking genocided them
>Miss Bitters was Tallest Miyuki all along.
>Resorting to Organic Sweeps because they're too lazy to put in the effort of actually fighting
The absolute state of the Irkin """"Empire"""
Reminder that your race was too fucking stupid to notice one single Irken Invader in a terrible Vort costume who successfully conquered your pathetic species single handed.
Reminder that your race runs entirely on snacks and can't draw a flight path more complex than straight line.
RAPR
RAPR!
Based
My brothers
Is it RaPR time?
I think it's RaPR time.
Thread offically invaded
Why are they so cute together, bros? I hate gay ships but damn.
>blue sky on invader zim
How the fuck was this allowed?
Those human tallest designs look terrible.
But what about female RAPR?
I like them a lot honestly
>female RAPR
That's Squid Sisters cosplay
Membrane is making the world better for his family.
Reminder that Earth is more entertaining and mysterious part of the setting and should get the most focus.
Ms. Bitters/Professor Membrane > The Tallest
Skoolchildren > Invaders
The only debatable one is which is the better character, Dib or Zim.
I know, but it's the only genderswapped Tallest I have
do you think anyone in this thread know the point of this show to care about this? they just want new OCs to make new cringy fanart.
>Reference to an app
Modern ZIM is surreal.
Mind sharing how you'd do them differently?
I'm sure the drawfriend wouldn't mind taking suggestions to improve them.
DEELISHUS WEENIE!
Shoutout to the god tier artist that does these.
Please do more we love it so much
fuck off retard
Red and Purple are unironically the apex of friendship goals and you should strive to have a best pal so you two can embody them
>both exactly where you want to be in life
>don't have to give a shit about anything because you won
>make fun of other people all the time partly
to feed your egos and partly because it's good entertainment
>both egotistical, but you also both live up to each other's high standards
>think of hilarious things to do and pull them off pretty consistently
>in cushy positions
>eat junk food all day
>get into squabbles but always make up
I don't even know why people need to draw them doing sexual crap because it's already perfect platonically desu
I'm not a big fan of the premise itself, since the Tallest are far above Irken invaders and their bodies are modified beyond the ability to function normally. But if they did disguise themselves as humans, I don't think they'd go for a gay teenager look, and instead go for something that commands respect.
You're cancer.
The one who drew is a different drawanon
Not that retard because I like the Tallest human designs but they should be at least 7 feet tall so they can leer over people and because they feel the intrinsic need to be tall
Dawww is someones sexuality being questioned?
You make a good point honestly, but I still like these designs.
Cut the guy a break, it's his opinion and he made a reasonable argument supporting it.
I think when we initially came up with the premise, it was that they got STUCK on Earth with Zim, unwillingly
Dib is
Everything is about sex these days
a big-headed faggot
Best boy
6 foot is canon height
Although thinking about it, i do agree
Nope.
That's fair.
Hmm. That piques my interest. Care to elaborate?
People are horny for gay aliens.
No one said they'd be doing the job of invading if they visited other planets, just fucking around for the hell of it. Also there's no reason they couldn't use a hologram like Tak did.
I agree on the designs though, personally I like them for what they are but they'd probably pick something else as a default.
Cute!
>his opinion
Not only is it wrong its reinforced to be objectively wrong by watching the fucking show where its shown RaPr give no actual shits about being leaders, and like the drawfags AU, would rather laze about and eat junk food
So no fuck his opinion
An unfunny whiny bitch.
Red certainly does care about his job for the most part bro, you are wrong and you should feel bad for it
>RaPr
Way to invalidate yourself.
i like their art but i also agree
mainly because they don't seem like teenagers to me
i mean, technically, they should be "teenagers" in irk years (inb4 shut the fuck up irken years arent a real thing) but i just don't feel it but also maybe because zim acts like a 4 year old and he's like a young adult or some shit
idgaf idk
fuck
I don't really know if there IS much more, its just kind of a "haha what if..." sort of thing, but I think there's an user out there writing a fic.
>Not only is it wrong its reinforced to be objectively wrong by watching the fucking show where its shown RaPr
>RaPr (Red and Purple romantic)
They're not a gay couple you shipheaded retard. They're just alien leaders that respect each other because they're both tall.
>give no actual shits about being leaders
Being in charge and loving it is the biggest aspect of their character.
>So no fuck his opinion
Any common fan's opinion is worth far more than someone that ACTUALLY believes their shipping and headcanon autism are canon.
The Resisty was gonna come here to turn this thread to shit through the use of excessive shitposting. But we now see you've got that covered.
Do you think The Tallest endorse any new snacks that come out on Irk? Like a celebrity endorsement? Do they star in the commercials for the new snacks and it's like a perfume advertisement?
Boring.
Show should be all Zim all the time..
Stop fighting, post cute
Alright guys I found a happy medium for human Red and Purple
>Red and Purple are above-average height at home or when they don't particularly feel like establishing dominance, like the drawfriend's designs
>When establishing dominance, like intimidating Zim or Dib, they initiate their disguises' "tall mode" where their bodies break and reassemble like something out of The Thing to give them an extra one and a half to two feet, giving them a freakish distended look
>But if they did disguise themselves as humans, I don't think they'd go for a gay teenager look, and instead go for something that commands respect.
I don't know, I feel like they'd be so used to getting the utmost respect, they wouldn't really think to dress for it, I think they'd just act entitled to it.
I mean their regular outfits aren't even that extravagant or intimidating.
I think they'd just go for something comfy and low-key. I mean, I'd expect them ti br smart enough to not attract attention to themselves and just try to blend in
>Chasing this alien in my class
>Same routine every god damn day
>I pull out my alien proof handcuffs
>He runs
>I end up stuck outside his fucking house cause he's a pussy ass bitch
>Not today tho
>Run into 2 already tall fuckers while chasing him
>Look up at them
>Suddenly their fucking bones contort and reassemble
>They add another 2 feet onto their already 6 foot height
And that is why i gave up alien hunting.
Fuck, the threads dying
Post RAPR
alright but I think these threads might be just about done at this point
Hell yeah
Just take your shipping to tumblr or /trash/ already, you've killed these threads.
oh shit I don't think I've seen this one yet.
Fuck, I'm not ready for that
These threads are so much fun, I remember when they only lasted for like 3 hours...
You're not allowed to say that.
God his redesign is so fucking terrible.
How so?
Better for it to calm down naturally, I guess. We can still have comfy threads from time to time that way.
No it's not. Fuck you.
Too much hair.
It really grew on me. Though for me personally comic Dib is the perfect mix of funny original Dib and kawaii new Dib.
Netflix posted a compilation video the other day
Do you think that means it's doing well?
Do you think... There's hope?
I know. These threads are my home right now, I'll be really sad when they're gone.
Why does Yea Forums always have to do this. There'll be a great fanbase getting together, producing original content, having in-depth discussion, having fun, keeping it contained to one thread, and then a bunch of assholes come in to complain about it and the threads get deleted or die. As though a shipping thread is worse than the liquid diarrhea that gets spewed all over this board on a daily basis.
Discuss things. Anything. Right now it's just Red and Purple. Surely we can talk about something.
I tried
Why can't there be more merch of other characters that isn't GIR in places like Hot Topic?
Anyone find it interesting that GIR goes clubbing when Zim's not around and has all those raver girlfriends?
Does he talk to them? Or do they think he's just a weird dog?
>Jhonen gets netflix monies to finish season 3 and/or a reboot
H O P E
(but not alot of it though...)
Because he's the most "marketable", trips
A new season would be great, but I would be happy even if it was just the unproduced episodes finally getting made.
How much money would it take to drag him back into this shit?
I wouldn't think too much into it. People over at Netflix seem to enjoy IZ though.
I love these threads but that isn't exclusively the fault of Yea Forums. It's really just that the hype dies down and the people who flocked to the thread are usually people who move on quickly to the next thing that interests them. It's fleeting and you just have to take it for what good it is, while it is.
ywn have a Tallest Red or Purple plushie
Just make one.
>episodes on Hulu
>movie on Netflix
The fuck?
The deal with Netflix was not planned originally, so I'm assuming they struck the deal exclusively for the movie and nothing else so they could air it SOMEWHERE.
idk but i heard rumors he hated animation so again all we can do is hope.
I like Gir but give everyone else some love dammit.
Even when they give other characters some attention, Gir still gets even more.
>Tak
>important
Kek
Do Netflix properties ever get DVD releases? I really want a physical copy of Florpus because I don't trust digital media.
Which is cuter: happy idiot blue gir, or semi-functioning serious red gir?
Not unless its a huge hit original show like Stranger Things, no.
Dib's black trenchcoat/boots and pale skin contrast work, just as Zim's olive skin and deep ruby eyes/uniform work. The black trenchcoat and black boots were made to go together and the coat looks weird without it. The vibrant blue of his shirt and blue shading on his glasses also worked perfectly for the character and brings perfect balance to the design. Even the graphic on his shirt was important, the grey of the graphic complimented his pale skin and the design gives you an idea of the kind of world he lives in and how Dib likes to present himself. He wants to look mysterious and cool, he emulates tacticool characters like Neo and JC Denton. His weird, clean haircut was important for that as well. He looks like Dib. He's a funny little character with a big ego, he gets himself in over his head, he takes himself too seriously for such a dork, and he engages in secret cyber networks.
The new Dib's color scheme adds a hodgepodge of vibrant and desaturated tones to the mix, and the new design is utterly afraid of using solid black. He has purple shading on his glasses, a more saturated skin tone, red boots, a purple coat, grey-blue pants, and a desaturated blue shirt. The messy haircut and sillier graphic on his tee, which shows he wears his fascinations on his sleeve, so to speak, is way too poppy and cheerful for a character like Dib in the world established by Invader Zim. It doesn't make a good parallel to the vibrantly colored Zim, it doesn't tell you anything about the world he lives in, it's not as distinct, and it speaks less about his personality. He doesn't look like Dib. He looks like a cute, colorful, happy, generic cartoon boy that likes cute ghosts.
Probably think he's just some guy in a dog costume.
Weird folks go to clubs.
>being in a dog suit gets you puss
Huh.
Maybe I SHOULD go full furry...
That's true. They're also all probably so dosed up on molly that a talking dog makes sense.
Wasn't Tak's personality deleted from the ship? Dib should have done more to tailor the ship around himself. It seems like a waste that it got stuck on being "Tak's ship" rather than fully becoming "The Dibship"
the grey of the graphic complimented both his pale skin and black clothes/hair*
at the end of the episode dib's personality deletes itself from the ship, so maybe tak's personality comes back?
It did delete itself because it hated being Dib. Which is really fucked up when you think about it.
They made an executive decision to pretty much disregard Dibship Rising, mainly just to get Tak's VA in because it was reset to Takship in the comics and because fans always want more Tak.
I agree. I personally think that movie Dib works better as his own character, when you ignore the original, but the original works better for Invader Zim as a whole because of the established setting.
I guess you could make a point that because the setting in the movie was different, the characters would be better suited to the new changes.
Everything you said about his design philosophy is something I also think works better for Dib. He's supposed to be funny looking, while also showing off what he thinks is supposed to be cool.
Just need to point out that the decision to avoid a ton of black isn't character based, it's to improve visibility in movement. His coat is still supposed to be black but it's now a tint that allows it to stand out more against a dark background. The original characters really weren't designed with the mechanics of animation in mind (nice job Jhonen), it's why the head shapes changed between S1 and S2 but even then they took it further in Florpus.
'Cause she's cute faggot. What said.
She was supposed to have a bigger role in the series for episodes like Top of the Line.
>Dib is suicidal enough that his cloned personality kills itself
>Zim is suicidal enough to throw himself between the Armada and a black hole
>GIR can't wait to self-destruct
Funnily enough, Gaz is probably the least messed up of the main cast
>it's to improve visibility in movement
I disagree, many character designs used for motion have used solid blacks, as it's an aesthetical choice. The omission between the parts of the body help frame certain shots to have better compositions, which is distinctly stylistic.
A lot of anime uses this to their advantage like Soul Eater or Mob Psycho 100 for example.
That's weird because classic Dib was a lot more animated and readable. Classic Dib seemed to be designed for animation far more than the blobby, color confused mess the modern Dib is.
I would assume she forces isolation onto herself because her ego is just as big, if not bigger than Dib's. I think that while Dib wants everyone to respect him, Gaz is more self aware and tries to stay away from people to prevent from coming off like her brother.
Its weird how Dib got a tan after spending the longest amount of time indoors
He got tan after he got in shape.
>posters:38
Man, thats depressing.
Didn't it used to get up to like 100+?
That sucks ass. Dib getting his own ship was a cool arc in season 2, and seeing it progressively become more his own the more he worked on it was awesome. I like Tak too, but I'd rather just see that one episode where Tak was supposed to return than have her stick around as Dib's ship. I just can't buy Tak's personality serving anyone but Tak.
It's a weekday and I'm assuming all the students were on summer vacation when these threads were the most active.
>not pulling your phone out during/between classes
Lol faggots
Zim threads get more active it seems as the day goes on
I bet most of us are just camping on the page waiting for someone to post something.
It doesn't really serve him. Most of the time if it knows Zim will be hurt it'll just decide to go along.
Maybe it's dirt.
Last thread had 100 + ips. Depends on the day.
We've talked about our favorite lines from the movie before, but what are you favorite moments from the TV series?
I always laugh at the delivery of Purple's "I don't like it!" from Megadoomer. And Red's "I was curious to see if you'd shut up on your own. But it's been /three hours/ now, Zim. THREE HOURS!" in Backseat Drivers.
I know people are always like "lol he's such a funny fuck-up"
People constantly seem to forget just how genuinely fucking twisted he really is
That's just a flimsy excuse to have Tak's ship serve Dib. Zim and Dib are rivals, of course anything Dib will do will be trying to hurt Zim. Tak is more motivated by personal gain than revenge anyway.
Most of our finest shitposters come on after dark.
>I'm supposed to be at work but I'm sitting in a coffee shop writing fic and camping in this thread
Get on my level.
Yeah, but he's a cute kind of twisted
I gotta go, Pig. I'll see ya later!
IGOTTAGOPIG I'LLSEEYALATER!
Is it weird that I find this panel so funny?
All of the Tallest's lines really, but my favorite has to be Keef's from Return of Keef with his whole conversation about going to Bloaty's with Dib. I know it's not a finished episode, but I wish that if they had to finish at least one of those, it'd be that one.
>He's just bursting with wanting to-tell-you-ness. Are you bursting with to wanting-to-hear-it-ness?
I enjoy that dynamic desu
He's a fuck up AND twisted and that's why he's great.
where did zim get 777's children anyway?
Fuck, the comics get some of the best shit right sometimes.
People also forget how Zim can be very competent. Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom (and Florpus, but duh) is a good example of this. It's just his PAK is defective, so his genius is filtered through massive autism.
Zim with a functional PAK and SIR would be absolutely broken in terms of strategic thinking and competence, like anime protagonist levels.
What show is it
I love how twisted he can be in TV show and comic books.
Could be results of Irken training that this type of idea and logic is natural on Irk when it comes to conquest. But if you throw in Zim's destructiveness, it is a wild one that you better hope has some control if you don't want it to backfire.
A bit rare to see kid's cartoons about alien races that would hint or imply to physically harm or kill other living beings. That are proud of doing it and it is a natural thing on their home planet. For all we know, shinking someone at the year of 5 earth years old might be normal on one planet too.
>Implying Gaz doesn't take some form of antidepressant.
If I'm being honest, this page gave me fucking chills
unironically, would
I'd watch it
I'm pretty sure they do. In exchange for endorsing it, they get those snacks for free or something.
I love how the comics are just a fucking all-out free-for-all on Dib's psyche most of the time
I want to psychologically torture Dib until he breaks.
I want to see more alien creatures or other fictional species, myth, fantasy or sci-fi, be proud or find things like psychological torture or killing just a natural thing on their home.
Probably why I liked Irkens from Zim and trolls from Homestuck. They are so fucked up. Yet look how many OCs or stories about breaking that system. Yet, I want to see how they could justify continuing doing these bad things for their own goals and survival in other places where it is considered a taboo.
Of COURSE you just had to make it weird.
You're one of the least based trips I ever encountered
When did you realize the tallest were just heads on robot bodies or have their bodies artificially stretched out with machines?
Well they are the tallest,the leaders. If they want something for free they get it
Hey, cigarette man does it to Mulder. Might as well do it to tiny child cartoon Mulder as well.
>His coat is still supposed to be black but it's now a tint that allows it to stand out more against a dark background. The original characters really weren't designed with the mechanics of animation in mind (nice job Jhonen)
That's such a stupid sentiment. You realize you can change tones on the fly in animation right? Every scene could have a different palette.
Hi Rikki
Shut up Rikki.
Wait are we role playing as Irkens or doing our usual shitposting
I bet you can’t even name all the Resisty members fag
Yes
We can do both. Both is good.
That reminds me
Can anyone actually spell Schloompaluxis or whatever off the top of their heads without copy+pasting it from the wiki
>Shloonktapooxis
there i did it
you....you spelled it wrong
What?
I remember when I first read this issue It legitimately scared me
Wait am I missing something?
Did Rikki not like Dib's new design or something?
That guy's style is fucking ace
He drew Gaz too cute. I wanted to hug her (him because it was Zim as Gaz)
Hey Faggots,
My name is Skoodge, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ugly, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on vortbook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an Invader in Impending Doom 2 and took it over in two weeks. What planets do you invade, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese alien” planet? I also was top in the Irken Academy and have a banging hot girlfriend and a hot side girlfriend (male) (They both just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitches
The only thing I don't like are Zim's antennae
Them being green bothers the shit out of me for some reason
Guess he was taking cues from the pilot, but yeah even the crew knew that the solid black was a better look.
wow i haven't seen the John copypasta in a while
You're so cool Skoodge. Can you teach us how to be as awesome as you?
>Calls us faggots
>Is fucking a male
How do you stoop so low, having sex with the biggest fuck up in the empire? How about you grow a few inches. Oh and also I think those sunglasses look STUPID!
SKOODGE! BRING ZIM A SAMMY
>I think those sunglasses look STUPID!
desu if irken eyes are ocular implants why does zim have such a problem with the sun?
dumb plothole
he could just change the fucking eyes so they don't get strained by bright lights
>seething because Skoodge cucked you and did what you couldn’t
Kys Tak
Not just the artstyle but the ending as well. Especially what happened to Dib
Coming right up senpai!
>Skoodge
>not wanting to get bossed around
He just wants to be a good soldier user
Sometimes a nigga has to lay down the rules
The duality of Skoodge.
>doesn’t understand the delicacy of feminine penis
The only faggot here is you.
SHUT UP SHUT UP
I see what you’re trying to do but it needs work
Fix it senpai.
Thoughts on this perfectly normal Irken?
I hear Irken cum is very watery
do it yourself
just isolate the overlaid color you're trying to change in gimp and dial the hue and brightness to look like what you want with the rgb mixer thing
He's short, therefore he sucks
That would require me having to do something
Zim's Unfriendly Home for Wayward Irkens is an idea I can get behind.
What's wrong, Skoodge? Do you hear it? The sound of your fragile sexuality crashing down? How are you able to own being short and ugly, but aren't able to come to terms with your faggotry?
Birth control is important
But he does have a large head, so there is something of worth there.
His head is so big...
And is he...wearing lipstick?
We posting kids?
Talk to me when you’ve actually successfully taken over a planet without losing to two human children and a retard robot bitch.
It doesn't matter when your rival can just steal your DNA to make freaky ass hybrids to murder you
Why not? I’d like to see the DaTr/ZaGr cringebabies fight against the ZaDr assbabies.
This coming from the Not-Invader who apparently fucks humans?
what would Zim and Aki's babies look like
Don't forget that Gam is GIR's offspring
deformed
Zim's face is so fucking good there
>Zam: I'm 1/3 Zim, 1/3 Dib and 1/3 Gir!
>Dib: How are you 1/3rd robot?
>Zam: I don't knooooow!
Ari best girl.
>Dib got cucked by Gir
Don’t imply that some things are too depressing
Does Rea have a fuck up mouth or does she have ridiculous DSLs
i was assuming it was because she inherited Zim's germophobia
I implied that Zam was a three way hybrid abomination though, not the result of cucking
That fits in so well with user's theory that the kids were failed Zim clones that Dib accidentally introduced his DNA to. GIR got into the mixture as well!
Someone draw all the fanchildren doing... something.
I still say Ren is the product of Murdoc cucking Dib
GUUEEES WHO MADE WAAAAFEELS
Fight to the death
What's a DSL
Zim is just insatiable. He wore Dib out producing their daughters, so he went elsewhere for the sons.
I would NEVER copulate with such a foolish, big-headed low-life such as him! I'm simply using him to gather information. how the fuck did you get that picture
>Zim creates minions to defeat Dib so he uses half of Dib’s genes and half of his own and gets the five kids
I don’t even care for ZaDr that much but this is interesting.
Tak, is it true that your sexually assaulted Zim?
>One of the Irken Splatfests (Splodefests?) is Zim vs Dib
>No one Competes
Also, why is Pea popular despite being short and working with a FILTHY VORTIAN SLUT!
they're clones bruv, no sex involved
Dick Sucking Lips
I mean according to the creator they are literally Dib and Zim’s assbabies but I like the clone theory more
Because Pea best girl. Also, consider the upcoming Vortian vs. Irken Splodefest
Ah, thanks
Never knew there was an acronym for them
Shov-Lorr is best (Non-Tallest) boy, prove me wrong.
Protip you can't, Zim!
That's why I love death of the author, it allows us to take a retarded idea and make something halfway decent outta it!
Eh a 4 out of 5 aint bad
Go shovel up more dead bodies, shovel drone.
>Because Pea best girl.
But she's so short!
Fair enough but the idea of Zim shitting out babies and cursing Dib for it makes me laugh
And she screams real loud!
According to the artist it was an accident involving some kids pushing her into an oncoming truck.
Why did he impregnate him five fucking times?!
You wouldn't last five minutes on the shovel patrols!
I bet you're posting from lewdcortia in between letting filthy inferior species do all kinds or horrible things to your orifices!
He's Mexican, user
He's Mexican.
And she made the fires at that music concert worse!
As I'm sure Tak would tell you, Human Dick is apparently addictive
All this thread has told me is that irkens are true hermaphrodites for the sake of convenience
Worse, or better?
>Vortian vs. Irken Splodefest
Red and Purp would just shoot anyone that chose the Vortian side out on an airlock
You wouldn't handle the sheer amount of dick I rode, irklet. Go back to shoveling DOOKIE!
>tallest get stranded on earth
>have to deal with Zim firsthand now
>secretly become allies with Dib to try and cause Zim's demise
How would you feel with this development?
user that's gay
>lewdcortia
Is that like foodcortia but for porn?
Did you degeneracy earn you a award from the Tallest themselves?
I didn't think so!
yes, it's literally in the name you DOUBLE VORTIAN!
Yes, user wrote an... interesting fic involving it
It actually did, plus four plaques
user that's straight
you gonna post a link or what
Wait, Gort is that you?
I though you died during Operation Impending Doom 1!?
>all irken lewds have the same genitalia
>all these ships have children in some way
>DibxZim
>DibxxTak
LITERALLY HOW THOUGH
I WANT SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS
Imagine him fucking Tak with that thing.
I would have to go to the archives to find it.
user that's bisexual
Endless cum
You mean Gort from "Gort does lewdcortia"?
the one that was literally fucked to death
>irkens have genitals but dont use them because the cloning takes car of reproduction
>zim is confirmed to not know about his own anatomy
>does a mega nut when he finally cums due to hundreds of years of build-up
I thought that was Zim?
Zim was fucked to death several times now but he got better
What do the swollen eyeballs even do?
Poontah or death?
WHAT IS THE SOURCE
>implying Gaz isn't forcing him through multiple orgasms
>implying the sex isn't ridiculously rough getting slower and sweeter as time passes
>implying Zim's body, super sensitive after countless orgasms, isn't covered in Gaz's soft kisses
Zim is assigned to Amazonia instead of Earth.
Did Zim ever get to listen to “the skrillex”?
>implying the sex isn't ridiculously rough getting slower and sweeter as time passes
The lewd comic of that would be glorious
he burns to death i guess
I dug around for it never say I don’t love you.
wrong Amazonia
No
I love you user.
Either Zim has a dick and they Snu Snu him until he dies or he has a cunny and they don’t give a shit about him.
Beautiful
Can we get more writefags who do short pastebin shit? I like when these pop up
Dear god please
IM TIRED OF DIGGING THROUGH ARCHIVES
>tfw found this hot with no problems but couldn’t make it through the lobotomy one
Weird.
stop writing porn it's icky and gross
I'm keeping this
Better with Zim than in a prison camp having their brains harvested.
Probably got them on auction after Larb conquered Vort.
I want more Zim and Dib forced team up episode ideas.
What's up with these guys
>a hundred years worth of semen sloshing in Gaz's florpus
For real though explain to me objectively why Zim is so cute
he's a watermelon with giant eyes and tiny arms like a guinea pig
I found some art of Dib and smeet Zim and uhhhhh
Why is Dib blushing? I don't like it.
Dib is a smeetfucker. We established this last thread.
lil niggy needs that source fambalam
I don't care if it's Zim, somebody save that smeet from that smeetfucker!
Big shiny bug eyes
Big buggo eyes
I don’t think anons should post Zim in cute outfits anymore. Sure it might be for fun shitposting but it’s sort of disrespectful for him. He’s an extremely intelligent high alien life form who went through DECADES of training to be a powerful soldier. Art of him being dressed up like he’s some doll doesn’t respect him and even if he is a fuck up he is still an Irken soldier and that deserves respect.
Zim is CUTE and FUNNY
Surprisingly well written for IZ porn
Please upload the original to /aco/
Hi, Zim! How are you?
I like dad Zim
/r/ing this with Dib
Keep that sweet away from Dib
Oh no theres more
he looks like an ugly frog
Shitposting aside I’m being completely unironic. Zim is an elite solider and it’s pretty degrading to see user’s treat him like their cute little doll.
What is going on in this? Is he acting like a baby? Like that one spongbob episode
I completely agree.
Look how tiny Smeet Zim is, he's not pretending to be a smeet he probably is one.
elite solider my ass
>SMEET FUCK
>SMEET FUCK
>IT'S AWWWWWWIGHT
What did Dib mean by this?
>it’s pretty degrading
Good
its the whole reason his on Urth to begin with
>You wouldn't happen to sell loaded rifles would you?
Sir, this is the Storemart drive thru [long obvious pause and hold on the clerk in the window] of course we sell loaded rifles! Would like a single rifle or the family pack?
Yes and Zim is a horrible shit that deserves to be degraded
Theoretically, couldn't zims pak be repaired or replaced? Like the pak's data backed up and uploaded into a normal functioning pak?
I like smeets
DIB STOP POSTING SMEETS RIGHT NOW
No dude, it fucked up the Control Brains (or it was going to anyway)
But smeets are cute and fuckable
>couldn't zims pak be repaired or replaced
The comics dealt with that once
alternate future where Zim was emperor of Earth and subjugated mankind. He was killed by present Zim.
THAT'S IT YOU SICK FUCK I'M COMING OVER TO KICK YOUR ASS
Are you winnin' son?
Bring your smeet
And those vortian kids, too, if it's not too much trouble
Oh mister MEMBRAAAAAANE...! You should see what your son's been looking at!
Wtf this is decently written IZ porn?
/works/714953/
Do you think the Tallest ever interact with the smeets?
they interact with one in the trial iirc?
Does human saliva burn irken skin? I want to know if trying to perform oral sex on an irken would only hurt them.
Tak would've been a cute smeet
Red and Purple don't much since they spend most of their time on the Massive. We do know Spork used to parade himself around new recruits on Devastis. Miyuki probably did similar when she was Tallest
The REAL questions
I don't think so
"HOW DARE THE DIB!! HE HAS GIVEN ME COOTIES!"
I like pic related user! Seems under appreciated tho.
Purple jailed one once, if that counts.
Here's some high res images
Smeetposter here
Going to bed
If the Membrane or Zim user come back, feel free to take over
For the user who requested
Also smeetposter
Thanks HDanon(s)
>Oh my poor, insane, zoomer son.
>*sip*
>Aliens arent real because science has proven it.
>*sip*
>Now I know.
>*sip*
>Delusions can be hard to let go of son.
>*sip*
>But you're a Membrane, its scientifically impossible for you to be my son and also insane.
>*long sip*
>See you at dinner next year son.
>*final sip*
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again
Shut up and show nudes, Zim
heel yah i love the doord
Now that its quite...
Some wholesome TaTrs will liven up the mood!
That one hit a lot harder than I was expecting it to, especially that epilogue.
Big eyes, tiny everything else, cute head wigglers.
Irkin Empire vs the Combine
Who wins?
So it's safe to assume that Membrane could easily stop an Irken invasion even if the Tallest wanted to invade Earth right?
Oh hey I wrote that shit.
You two are too kind there are plenty of typos because I threw it together quickly and didn’t edit. Thinking about maybe doing a sequelish thing but we shall see.
The combine are composed of entire dimensions, they probably have something somewhere that's capable of defeating the Irkens
I didn't notice any typos, but I was pretty engrossed in the whole thing.
A sequelish would be awesome, though. It's hard to find decent IZ porn fics.
Irken unironically, they take no shame in just annihilating things they dont like
Can you make Zim get revenge?
its like the marcy bubblegum lesbian trope
This is a nice tater tot.
The TaTr posting in these threads is reassuring to me even if I don’t ship because it means lesbian check user doesn’t lurk them.
>combine shown to have shitty bio-ships with little defenses
>irken have The Massive and a whole fleet all of which can commit orbital strikes
>irken orbital strike wrecks ground defenses of a dimensional tower.
>irken now in possession of dimensional warping
It was one sided from the start
based irken race
>>irken now in possession of dimensional warping
CONCERN
yeah but they have psychic abilities and if earthbound is anything, psychics trump aliens every time.
Hahaa funny alien
stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Why is the Irken Empire so fucking based
>Flash invasion as fast as possible with everything you have so your enemy cant possibly react to the sheer numbers
vs
>slowly destroying the enemy from the inside out with a single elite commando
Irkens unironically based AF
Thank you user. Have another warm one.
lol yea, even got it from Tumblr
There's a lesbian check user out there?
haha funni alien
the only thing we've seen from them are shitty occupation forces so there's no way to know how strong they actually are, also
>irken now in possession of dimensional warping
only Zim and i hope you don't think he'll put it to good use
Stop doing these things to my dick, user
I always keep forgetting that lesbian cuck user is unknown to a lot of Yea Forums. Basically it’s an user who will spam Bubbline or other lesbian threads with stuff about dykes have stolen western media and he wants to kill all homos. The real kicker is he tries to convince other anons that they are cucks if they fap lesbian porn. He let his guard down in some threads where he revealed the girl he liked was stolen by a lesbian and he wants to be a cartoonist but can’t draw for shit so it comes down to him taking his own psych out on others. He doesn’t tripfag but you can recognize him because he’ll argue back for HOURS and has rage issues and will ignore any sort of reasoning by calling you cuck.
>you will never have a tiny boyfriend to carry on your hip
Mom says it’s my turn to fuck the Zim
Hey, I've seen that guy before! Now I know I've been on this hellsite too long.
What all do we know about the Meekrob, and their planet? What can we speculate on?
Asking for reasons.
which membrane kid posted this
they look like labias and irkies don't like them
they likely probed Tenn at some point after they captured her
Come on user, get creative!
Still wanting for the fan AU where humans are teaming up with irkens and zim finally gets to conquer the world but realizes the tallest still want nothing todo with him.
>"MY ALMIGHTY TALLEST, I HAVE CONQUERED THIS PUNY HUMAN PLANET AND HAVE AMASSED A BOUNTY OF SNAKS AND SLAVES FOR OUR GLORIOUS RACE!!"
>gestures tworads the pile of snacks and rows of humans donning the Irken symbol
>"Did you conquer the whole system?"
>"Er, uhh, well no i dont thi-"
>"Okay, well have fun with that!"
>click
They're made of pure energy, making them hard to disguise as. Not much is known about their planet but it looked pretty mundane and rocky from the one shot of it with Tenn. They can turn into shoes.
Oh. Well, sorry to hear about his personal issues. Hope he gets better and finally scores one.
>They can turn into shoes.
wait a second, that one cat from the comics wasn't a meekrob right
Their technology is more advanced than even Vortian tech. They use energy weapons. They're the forefront of the resistance against the Irken Empire.
I hope they lose. Long live the Empire!
the deep voice on schmoopy in EoF reminded me of Chirpy and it made me uncomfertable.
Which cat?
Don't worry, you'll find out. Eventually.
EtF*
i meant the dog* in the prison stuff
sorry i'm not awake
>EoF
>thought Madness was a cat
get some sleep man
Oh fuck you for making me remember Chirpy.
Do lewd drawfags and writefags get off to their own porn?
Enter The Florpus isn't a good representation of Zim.
archive.org
Go back and compare it to the original episodes. The overall feel of Florpus isn't Zim, and I think it's definitely inferior to what it used to be. It's not what people truly wanted back all this time, but I think the majority are blinded by nostalgia and are just content with whatever they're given.
Can't speak for others but I only write porn that turns me on personally
I don't write porn. It would feel too goddamn weird to write such a thing. I certainly wouldn't be able to get off to my own writing, that's for sure.
I disagree, there's a lot that Florpus did right. I can't think of a joke that didn't land, the societal commentary is as spot on as ever, and the redesign of The Massive is fucking sick. The new Irken logo is awesome.
I like the way Zim walks
No he's different
I draw and write ideas that arouse me but I can’t look at it or read it after and jerk off the way I do with looking at/reading stuff made by others. It’s my curse.
when was this?
In The Trial a smeet comes in out of nowhere to ask the question of what an Existence Evaluation is. Red and Purple explain to the smeet what it is, then Purple demands it be thrown in the dungeon for knowing too much. It's also the only time in the show that either Tallest was going to be referred to directly by name.
Red's never been referred to by name before but he does call Purple Purple in the comics idk when though but i remember the panel
I want to sniff Taks unwashed asshole
It was Purple who was named in the Trial script too. Red has never technically been named in the show or comics, only in production art.
>draw and writefag
Which one are you?
Several of the drawfags in these threads are also writefags. We've attracted quite the bounty.
Based Tak posters
I’m and pic related
Is there such a thing as a GIR get's Trolled?
Dude you're super talented! I love your work!
You used to have a blog, right?
Good stuff!
Cute size difference!
For about a week but I realized I don’t want to risk being recognized on tumblr with the shit I draw/write.
Don't you have high school math worksheets to grade based draw user?
Also love your work!
Yeah I can see why you'd want that, but if you ever feel like posting elsewhere, there's always twitter which cares less about NSFW.
Done for the night.
Nah these threads are the only place that deserve IZ porn.
>Zim as Sonic
>Madness as Coyote
>Poop Dawg as Cheeto Man
Who would be the Troll King?
Nice
Post what you're currently working on
The next chapter.
It's going slower than I had hoped.
my pensi
Nothing. Might do more pokemon au thing art tomorrow because I really am enjoying the ideas anons are throwing out for it.
...
Are you the one writing We're the Same? Hurry it up dammit. I gotta know what happens.
I'm trying my darndest. I'll have it up by tomorrow, I swear.
Chemistry Cheat Sheet
The first part of the "Dib saves Zim from vivisection" fic
Holy shit I love this
Sauce? It got deleted
It's in the new thread
Post the follow up image where he has "please don't be mean to me" written on the back of his hand.